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Your kid could turn out to be another Hitler!!!!

Nothing but work happening around here, so freaking boring. Maybe that was what made me click on this thread. :lol:

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don't stress out, If you are not sure, google it.

Yep, that's why they give you so many hand wipes in those places. and there is always someone nearby with ketchup on their shirt.

I read some of her work long ago, some of it actually made sense while other parts I still have to think twice about. The problem with reading everyon...

:lol: :rofl:

Probably cheaper than all of the therapy sessions as well. Can't imagine how those kids can carry on after those quacks have told them how badly traum...

Everyone should read Ayn Rand before any other philosopher. If only to have something to compare the rest to.

First of all I doubt that a 2 year old has any idea of meanness in his head. Ask him to explain, he probably won't be able to. Try explaining that it ...

Would the output be as well wrapped? :rofl: :chin: That sounds good if you are eating with dirty hands while working. I usually use paper towel if I t...

Can you please post the video of how to unwrap and eat the sandwich. :rofl:

And life goes on until it doesn't anymore. Could the death be called "death by friendly fire"? Killed by the bullets used to defend his country.

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No I am not. But even if I was they would not put me in a kennel.

If I go as a Honduran, I need a visa. If I go as an English citizen then I have to give advanced warning of plans to visit. Last time I was in Miami a...

No bloody way I am ever going back there. That might be OK, though last time I asked they did not want to give me a visa.

Going to look into that, maybe a couple of years in the north before I do retire to my coconut plantation, all 20 trees of it.

Bloody hell, I thought it was by the horns that you grabbed it. My grandfather was attacked by a bull on his farm, he died a few months later. People ...

Interesting, where did you find that. I had a discussion about bullshit a while ago and looked up the word, but never found that. The earliest use I f...

They probably used terms like hogwash falderol flapdoodle Or my favorite that should have made a comeback a few years ago but failed to do so, trumper...

OK, so why do you think it might "see" you?

Why do you suppose that it would have eyes?

Nope, third time is the charm. #1, 6 years. #2, 5 years. #3, 35 years.

Fried chicken or hamburger?

Yes we have some wonderful birds down here. I had a pair of these for a while. https://stevetabone.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/keel-billed-toucan-41.j...

Don't fret about it, at least you had an opinion. I would really like to see some good jokes that do not put anyone down, but even the jokes where the...

Actually, you might be right. But I wrote it out more or less as I remembered it. It was probably better written originally. As has already been point...

If you look at it from a completely "I don't give a fuck about political correctness" point of view it is. But I always enjoyed being there. Maybe bec...

I knew that, lived around there for a while back in the 60's. But is that what makes it a bad joke? Why is that different from the video?

Pray tell. What evil are you imagining?

Let me ask the guy who wrote the joke, maybe there is a reason. I will look for the book and find the author. But personally I don't think it makes mu...

What's the difference? It could have happened anywhere.

Bird has several meanings, think about it.

That reminds me of a joke about backwater cops in Mississippi. A cop car pulls up to a hitchhiker on the road. The Guy has that Mexican look to him. C...

I heard about that, but they will probably have problems hiring a 68 year old. But I am really ready to quit, the kids nowadays are just getting more ...

It might take a while to get there, the boss does not want to let me quit yet. If I had any money I would quit anyway. :lol:

Another thread to see who can piss highest on the wall of fame. Maybe it would be a good idea to start a flaming thread so that you guys can get toget...

Unless I can see that there are opportunities to make a lot more, I will skip. Yeah, definitely. Err well no, it is hard.

Well yes, everything comes under that title. But your sad attempt to psychoanalyze and explain peoples' behavior using interpersonal communication the...

Oh, that's right. So why are we discussing Psychology and sociology? I was sure that peoples' interaction with each other came mostly under those head...

Beauty manifests itself in many ways, I don't understand all of them though.

As one of the commenters said about Mungo Gerry Bad words 0% Drugs 0% Naked girls 0% Beard 73% Against a lot of today's music it is almost a chapel so...

In case everyone is wondering if only pretty things can make music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9TtUjZVTJQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcn...

Well I think that irony is preferable to plain bullshit, but that is only my humble opinion. And it is always better to get an ironic reply to questio...

No need to even think about what it means. It was simply. Let me explain it for you. It means that you have absolutely no idea what the hell you are t...

Well that is pretty obvious. When I find someone aggravating, it is because of that person having a quality I do not like. It is possible that that pe...

Yes you are right, it is irritating when people start to get personal and insulting instead of discussing the topic. Here is a very good example of so...

I don't need that either. But it serves as a good example of your conformity to society. :rofl:

Spawn of Banno, maybe.