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You should have sex with his best friend. Granted, that hollow empty feeling will only grow within you exponentially, but nothing is sweeter than the ...

I just now formed a heavy metal band called Cosmic Vagina. I'm looking for a bass player.

You ask excellent questions. Shorts are pretty much out of the question because the monster dong tends to unfurl and creep down the leg, especially ar...

I didn't immediately recognize that as an eye, but thought it a cosmic vagina.

This is sad. A bunch of guys on a philosophy forum offering each other advice on landing the ladies. If you must know, the only way to success is havi...

And the solution is to live as the Amish, purposefully isolating, remaining ignorant, and living peacefully within the walls of protection built by th...

I think it's sometimes ok not to be clear because other times it happens what you didn't expect.

For the new calendar, I propose making today yesterday and yesterday tomorrow and last week just a minute ago.

Actually it can be. As I understand it, you were the result of malignant pregnancy contracted from a promiscuous brain injured ogre, having emerged th...

Now, now. Don't be so bitter. I'm sure you can find something to be thankful for. Maybe Tiff will even offer a pretend apology for her "oversight" to ...

What you have noticed is not my tumor, but my tumescence, Let's see how long we can keep this pun going.

Me, I got first mention. Not sure if you noticed that.

HUGE HUGE NEWS! If you go to KFC late right before closing, they'll give you all their old grilled chicken for free because it's way too dry to sell t...

In reading it in a vacuum, not trying to contextualize it to the speaker or time or place, I read it as a metaphorical statement that when the good (t...

Logically, light is to not light as male is to not male. Not male is not the logical equivalent of female under this analogy. I've not argued for holi...

Because, not becouse.

But doesn't our naming behavior result from the behavior of what is perceived? President Trump's behavior is different from Santa Claus', and for that...

Categories are created arbitrarily by humans. That's not to say there's not a difference between someone with blonde hair and someone with brown hair,...

My DNA, which is currently part of a major exhibit at the Smithsonian, is purely YY, with no evidence of femininity. You know how most guys have a fem...

Your posts are all about you. They just are. We're not exactly talking about Kant here are we?

Instantly, as in right now, Google volunteer opportunities in your area and tomorrow you bag food for the homeless, you plant trees in parks, you shel...

Not like what you're describing. I have had some pretty difficult days (none your bidness) which I do believe were handled as best could be expected b...

Sure, situationally related to to particularly stressful events, but I haven't suffered from generalized depression with no isolated source,

You shouldn't take psychedelics because you're not otherwise doing well. That's my advice to you. My other advice to you is to stop pretending like yo...

Is this just something you feel like talking about regardless of topic, or are you actually suggesting you have isolated Posty's problems to his lack ...

You were misdiagnosed as depressed when you were actually just hungry. It's an easy mistake to make. I was once misdiagnosed as retarded. Turns out I ...

Yes, that's me pissing up a storm. Had me a belly full of tea and Michael had a powerful thirst, so win win.

https://youtu.be/AaUWLQ052HY Reminds me of this:

Just like abortion, that rule won't affect you.

No more gay marriage.

Fine, now I'm going to strike down Roe v. Wade. Say something else and see what other "liberty" you lose.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: To my American friends (everyone else sucks), please remember that the voting day for all Republican votes is today, an...

The Dems lost the presidency, so they blame the electoral college. The Dems don't like the President, so they talk about impeachment. The Dems can't c...

Here's my beady eyed baby doll:/uploads/resized/files/wr/j5l9f1zv6wk7pcfd.jpg

Again, the anime influence. Actual girls don't have eyes that take up their whole face. Some real questions: 1. Do the ladies find the lower of the do...

Cross post. :up:

Guys, I presume this thread is being done in fun and with the consent of the accused? If not, let's not call specific posters out for what we might be...

I don't understand why the organizer of the labor and capital gets nothing for his ingenuity. Isn't it the guy with the grand idea who has great value...

An understandable reply based on my prior callous comments, but here not warranted. Humpty didn't have a single defect. He fell and fucked himself up ...

The Humpty Dumpty lyrics don't actually indicate he's an egg. I think the rhyme really refers to a man who took too great a risk and could not recover...

Well all the king's men tried too.

Some broken things can't be fixed, like Humpty Dumpty.

You could go to a meetup group. I went to a philosophy meetup group a while ago and it was like here except when people argue and insult each other fa...

I see where the confusion arose. The double decker pecker is a British thing. Jews are circumcised.

Hmm. So I have to wear one in case my partner's breaks? Are we sword fighting?

Got it. Double bag it. Thanks!

I do remember many kids at school that were good students and very interested in what they were learning, but they lacked direction, not really paying...

What you should do is find out the fastest track to graduation, get the best grades you can, and then enter the work force and do whatever it is you w...

I think I'm going to take up MMA. There's this place down from my house that offers lessons and I'm already a member, but I only take the fitness clas...

I have a question. Do you pronounce "drawing" drwarwing like sometimes I hear Brits say? If you do, you need to work on that.