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FAT File Allocation Table It is something like an index that tells the computer where to find the files, the physical location of it on the disk. And ...

I was not referring to your waist line, but a part of the hard disk on the computer. It's a technical term so don't worry about trying to understand i...

ME!!!! I am a closed tomb, never a peep will people hear from me.

Due to technical problems no further posts are to be made on this thread. Doing so might put your computer at risk of being infested by the super viru...

So the question becomes Where the hell did you find that many Legos?

I have decided that I must be a really fantastic person. When people see me they bow their heads and whisper "Oh my god"

Apply Murphy's law to anything. You really wanted the job. He already has a good job. Who gets it. Him.

Where the hell did you find that? And how did you set it up?

I will fix it when I get a chance so that the whole glory of it can be appreciated.

If you did not participate in the old thread you do not understand how this works. Some people wait months for everyone to forget about it, then they ...

See, I knew that I could not be the only smart one around here. Well done.

So you think that this might be it?

Can't Quite think of anything worthy of being a reply to that. Maybe I'll try tomorrow. Bloody weird people talking to dead kids, what the hell is the...

Only if you are lying dead at the bottom of it would it matter.

It's about random thoughts, not random words. I have been wondering about this for some time. https://www.yahoo.com/news/science-journalist-retires-98...

Where did he say the cliffs were high, and what were the smoking?

Point for pondering. What did Johnny Cash's Cadillac really look like?

He has not raised any kids, he just gets them old enough to throw off cliffs.

I prefer this definition. Entity: That which is perceived or known or inferred to have its own distinct existence (living or nonliving) Everything goe...

But you would be giving the wrong answer. http://www.affordableclassicsinc.com/ClassicsPgs/1979_%20LINCOLN_%20MARK_%20V.htm

I seem to have a problem with the quote function, some days it works and some it does not. Today it is fine but tomorrow who knows. :s

Let's face it, the Good Samaritan was "good" because he was able to help some guy struggling in the gutter on the other side of the road. No, because ...

Eject sideways so that you don't lose velocity, just change course.

Calling it human does not change its wretchedness. Never said it did, just that those things are what makes us human. I am not an eternal robot. How c...

Now that I think about, he'll probably say that an emoji is worth a hundred words, or something like that. The saying is " A picture is worth a thousa...

Which is more evidence that everything is goat. Yup. Bet Banno is happy about that.

You can trust me, I'm an owl. :-O :( :s

I'll tell you one by one if you form an orderly queue on the cliff edge. :-O

You know, 4 was the name of my first child. My other first child, that is. Would it not have been easier just to say that you had twins? As it happens...

But no one is going to vote for you anyway so you might as well give up now.

My last two comments were meant to be funny... You get more votes for witty posts! Hey, I'm not complaining. In fact I am still laughing about them.

You are. Any day you could become a bed-ridden person. ALS, a stroke, a car accident - who knows man, who knows. You can't control it. None of that ma...

A fool has to constantly live with the contradiction: friend AND foe to all. How does the poor guy make sense of his relationships? Just ask any geniu...

Right, but what does this have to do with your weakness? Who says I am weak? You're weak, you don't want to be weak, therefore your only real hope is ...

But if he doesn't need to blame anyone, then he doesn't need God, so it seems that you're now contradicting what you first said. I don't need to blame...

Thank you. You created another paradox but you didn't solve the fool's predicament. So now we have identical twin paradoxes. :P I actually don't think...

Why does he need to blame someone in the first place He does not NEED to, but most people blame their screw ups on someone or something. Bad luck, god...

This is paradoxical. A fool suits both as a friend and as an enemy. How do you solve this paradox? A fool might let you die because he doesn't realize...

That is why even the most powerful man is fundamentally weak - he doesn't control when he will lose his power. Thus relying on his power for his happi...

You're definitely one of the top 10 moderators! There are only 4.

Morbid, but funny! This is even weirder!

Or you could put it to the test with a poll. Then you could make me eat my Last Words. But would anyone vote for your last words?

I was a student, so it was he that I learned my best "cheap tricks" from Oh come on lady please, you are going to get me a bad reputation. >:)

Cheap tricks to get in the last word, shame on you all. X-) And who says anyone would actually vote against my post being the last, either back up you...

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Actually I think it would be sort of like real Banno and English Banno walking to the center of the earth from opposite directions. They would meet ea...

I only find it troubling that you refer to your murdered child as an it. I think that giving kids numbers is even weirder, especially when you reach t...

I think we should add a rule to this game - you win if no one posts something meaningful after you within 24 hours. It would be hard to find anything ...

Both, probably at the same time. X-)

I think everyone will be doing the same, on and on for all eternity.