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If you can't take the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen.

It was a breadfruit, would you know one if you saw it? Even with 2 good eyes you would not know the difference without someone telling you first. That...

Even blind people have a sense of dimension and spacial order. I saw a blind man draw a picture of a funny shaped fruit after touching it for a few mi...

If you have enjoyed what you have experienced, then why should it have been a futile attempt at nothing? Seems to me that if that is what life is then...

Don't knock it till you try it. But you have to get the sardines with chili hot sauce. Beer, it's called beer. :-}

Yeah we got some of them too, did you think I only drank beer? it was the day before shopping day. Well at least we still had some the cheese. Nothing...

Who shot the sheriff?

I had a couple of quick looks at it, but I figured that I had too much to say about the topic. I only have hangovers if I drink the local brews, so I ...

Do you mean respecting the dead bodies or respecting the memories of the dead?

It's Friday! Next week is carnival week here. I have 6 6packs of cheap beer in the fridge. Not much else though. I'll try to think of something else a...

The one that ran the football team?

Dirty minded old git. X-)

I doubt that he understands the difference. Count 1 vote against this theory.

There you Posty, real good looking avatar.

I guess I could say that about everybody I ever insulted, they all asked for it. Now I feel better about my life. :D

Amen brother.

The Murphy that has laws named after him. Murphy's Law, the governing rule of the universe.

Good for what?

I am not against that at all, in fact I embrace the ideas. But how does that make the universe self aware?

How can you tell that you open a philosophy forum on the internet? It is the only place that can go from bad jokes to personal insults in less than 20...

May the gods and Murphy forbid such a thing. (please read with a thick Scottish accent) I don't any of the little bleeders every got to school, him be...

Wait till the real thread starts, it will be a little more mature. Pre tentious :-*

Can you prove any of this beyond your belief in them. Supposedly if a reason for something is removed then it becomes obsolete or non existent. Humans...

You still have not proven that there is a purpose or meaning to any life.

Still think the POST box is better.

Because the rest of the year is close to slave labor with 400 kids shouting at you.

That is the image that would really suit Posty McPostface. Why does the insert image ask for a link if it is not going to load the image? Weird. I hav...

Holidays. That's why I like my job. 6 weeks for Christmas 1 week for Easter 2 weeks mid-year 8 days Civic holidays

Maybe something like this would be nicer. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/462181980481993007/ Why does it not show the image?

And most who disagree with you say you are irrational. So prove it is untrue.

I don't do it like that, I have both fingers together. Anyway nowadays I only use my middle finger for .............. I'll let you guess about that.

I remember that happening. Sickening. Find a new avocado sorry avatar

The boredom put me to sleep, not the kool-aid. And I can use both hands for most things, although my writing looks like a doctors when I write with th...

But that is as individuals, not as a race. As a race we would first have to agree on the meaning of life for it to be changed, and that is not going t...

With her middle finger? Who knows, maybe it is!!!

Shit did I miss something, like the memo about 3 day weekends! My weekends are only 2 days, if I am lucky. And I usually have work I brought home.

That is contradictory to your OP.

:-d

That is not her finger. It is treat that she is trying to tempt the dog with.

16 fingers and 3 thumbs. That will be $20 for the account of digits.

If you break wind (read fart) enough everyone will be scared of you.

Modern history maybe, ancient cultures tended to be less diverse in most of these areas.

I thought it was a play on Easter Egg basket , the H being silent .

What place are you referring to? No, that's OK I figured it out.

Is it possible that no one has found a meaning to life simple because there is none to find? Many have come up with ideas about this topic, but there ...

I doubt that you will ever get anyone to agree on all of these, so it can never be objective. Unless of course you are willing to accept that the only...

No one ever looses the loving feeling, they just misplace it sometimes. Unless that is, the person is a complete and utter bloody idiot.

Yee gads, I don't even want to think about what a microphone would be in your universe.

Of course there is. Never tried it myself but I have heard all the wonderful things that they say about motherhood.

Probably because Father Board sounds bloody stupid.