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Please. Had I written it, the final line would have read, "and she licked her lips and said, 'now I know who stole my asparagus!'"

Great setup and was looking forward to knowing what the mystery of the Captain was, then it sounded like nurse humor, like what a really bad day as a ...

Liked it, but it must be set in the 80s, prior to cell phones. but after rotary dial, before you had to be at home to catch a phone call and prior to ...

You have to be chosen to be Jewish, and it's petty much up to me, so we'll see what happens.

I had ham, Brussel sprouts, rolls, acorn squash, and pecan pie. Apparently only Jewish people have traditional Christmas meals.

That's it? How many snails you have to eat to fill up, like 200?

Nope. We're all full up already for 2022. Need to send in the application earlier for next year. Thanks for the heartfelt well wishes. Do English peop...

https://youtu.be/8Uee_mcxvrw Disturbing but compelling.

My favorite Christmas song from when I was a kid: https://youtu.be/ruirnUfaC5U

I'll just chill while I wait. It's a day off work anyways. https://youtu.be/vH5qJNl8qDM

This is awful. And by awful, do I mean filled with awe (its ancient use) or that it's terrible (its modern use)? Must the OP have a point (an importan...

When will the stories be wrapped and placed under the tree?

Illusion/delusion is central to Descartes' analysis. Logic dictates that to be deluded or to experience an illusion requires that there be an entity s...

Death.

I get that the tooth foot pic is disturbing, but take a moment and think about what I went through and the poor man whose face I accidentally stepped ...

You'll never spot mine.

Totes art h8r is what u r.

Your request is reasonable now that I think about it.

This guy was lying on the sidewalk and I accidently stepped on his face, then a rat scampered across my foot. Gonna be one of those days.

I get distracted by your "your" misusage and then I lose attention to what I'm reading

It's crunch time guys!! Let's get those stories in. The Big Door Prize is up for grabs!!

The left has gotten carried away with taking their hyperbole literally and now has lost even further credibility. They are trying to use this riot as ...

I'm pretty sure UT stands for urinary tract. Not sure of the C.

What do you think the response would be if we asked @"Agent Smith" if he was previously known as @"TheMadFool"? That might get to the bottom of this.

https://youtu.be/Afvgc2iH_G0

As Stevie Nicks asked: "Well, did she make you cry Make you break down Shatter your illusions of love? And is it over now, do you know how? Pick up th...

Where I'm from, we call the tips of breasts neeps, maybe nips, I can't exactly remember. A culinary anecdote: my family and I visited Iceland years ag...

Guiness stew. Rutabaga instead of potatoes and cornbread instead of beer bread on the side, but otherwise just as @"Baden"'s mom would've made. /uploa...

My understanding of the basic theology is that humans were born into sin as the result of violating God's command in the Garden of Eden, so God, throu...

I think he believed it possible he were so deceived.

Just to clarify: all entries should combine porn, horror, and comedy? Fine, I'll write yet another autobiography.

This is pure Kantianism as I read this. If the intentionalist insists upon drawing a distinction between "it" and the cup, but references only what he...

Actually, you're thinking about the Pharaoh. He was just an enslaving dick who didn't know shit about math.

It was a 50' X 50' field. From the NW to SE corner the distance was the square root of 50x50 + 50x50. True story, or that's my theorem at least.

Find yourself just the right fireman to quench those fiery lips.

When surprised, I say "zoinks!"

I say yeppers. Always have. Always will.

What you say here is true, but I'd go further and say all crimes are crimes against society. Should I assault you, the court caption would not read "C...

I just added a couple more above to my last post. They're good ones. I didn't want you to miss them.

An opposite example is when you contract "have"when it's a main verb. It's makes you sound of high society, if not somewhat retarded. "I've a diamond ...

From Wiki: "Charles Sanders Peirce (/p??rs/ PURSS; September 10, 1839 – April 19, 1914) was an American philosopher, logician, mathematician and scien...

But see: "No discovery cou’d have been made more happily for deciding all controversies concerning ideas, than that abovemention’d, that impressions a...

I'd've never've known people'd've talked so long winded once upon a time.

The question hinges upon the correlation between the perceived and the actual, so your questioning how hands, eyes, and any other object you might cho...

My wife, since we're talking about her, keeps the thermostat on 63, so it's freezing in my house, although she claims to be burning up. Think somethin...

I guess you're right. I used the wrong word. I should have said "hitched." My kids aren't by her, so they don't need a talking to. They got the whole ...

I think Adderall. Any teenager should be able to score you some.

The doubt regarding my marriage is concerning, so I obtained the following statement: "Good morning, this is Mrs. Hanover. Please let this message con...

Always have a plan B.

Not me. I didn't see your comment, so I can't comment upon that.