Sir2u

I must say dear chap that I really do like your style. Is it a double barrel and what is it loaded with? They say that bird shot dipped in poison work...

Man up and force yourself to do nothing but reading for a week. If that does not work, look for the nearest branch of IFAA. They will send someone to ...

You are honest. Not many can be objectively honest about themselves, if they were they would probably not like themselves very much. I doubt that I wo...

She did not forsake, she avoiding you! :smirk:

I don't have as much free time as I would like right now so I don't come as often either. I should make more of an effort, I miss the company. :smile:

We had a 7.3 quake here 10 years ago. My house was 2 meters off the ground before it and sitting on the ground after it. After shocks went on for days...

Cool, then I might be able to paddle my canoe up there to visit.

:worry: Definitely not all inclusive. So no. How about "Step in dog shit day"? I am pretty sure most of us can relate to that. :smile:

Happy Independence Day to all the gringos present. No offense meant there. :smile: I still think we need to come up with a new, international, inter r...

I suppose it will be a big joke when one of your kids comes home from school asking why all of his classmates were laughing at your naked ass on the i...

You will be sorry and come back. Take my word for it. :brow:

Better pain killers maybe. The perfect cup of tea. A burger that actually looks like the one in the commercial. Extinct alien race resurrection.

Bit of both probably. What is funny to think about is that if Musk had been born a couple of centuries ago he would have been burned at the stake for ...

:scream: :worry:

:snicker: :smirk:

You'll be what? One of them maybe? If you want to know about aliens, talk to Trump. He knows all about them. :smirk:

Nice to see you around again, this place was getting short of pretty faces. :wink:

Does it have a blue sign with the letters HMPS on it? :wink:

Lawful Neutral Human Sorcerer (8th Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 13 Dexterity- 14 Constitution- 12 Intelligence- 12 Wisdom- 12 Charisma- 12 Alignme...

Gonna skip that one, sounds like a two bag of popcorn movie. One for eating and the other for throwing at the screen. :cool:

Thank you. :roll: I think?

If only you people would learn a second language. Translation: "That water is fucking cold. So will you please piss of because I don't want you to see...

Try naming one and we can continue from there. If you find a good one you just follow his example. Or you can try to figure things out yourself and be...

Might even get to be the philosopher of the month! :lol:

Can you even buy a coke with that?

I believe you brother, woe is us.

No idea, but if you watch a few old movies you might get a better idea. They always blame mutations, walking tomatoes, 50' women and big husky men on ...

Mutated wolves and hobgoblins is what you will see. And some glow in the dark bats maybe.

Like they don't have enough rats to poison before giving them to the cats! Should be killing 2 birds with one stone the way the economy is.

Why do you think this is a paradox?

If the word is to become a thing of the past that is unknown to the present then everybody would have to stop using it. The same people that it was me...

I thought it was the Australians that were the sheep shaggers. :joke:

I had guessed that, but wanted to make sure. I would love to do that, but not many people would understand the difference. And telling them that they ...

I doubt that there will be very many Muslim men happy about the faithless unclean ogling their females. I cannot see how that could be counted as "Sho...

Very confusing. I really can't imagine a lot of Muslim men lining up to buy it though. Unless they are a bunch of hypocrites. Supposedly Muslim women ...

? Say what? How could a 14 year old kid be considered as anything but single, you don't believe in child marriages do you?

You had read something he had not. If he was supposed to be the teacher, then he should have done the research and read about it before assigning it. ...

Who you talking to there buddy? I can't see anyone. :rofl:

No way it could be that simple. He goes from a 5' 8" skinny wimp to a 10' giant and his dress slacks don't rip wide open. Where does his tailor live?

You missed it. LIFE not LIVE. O/100 as a teacher.

Excellent idea. For that kind of work you really do need a good bullshit artist. Ad he is one of the best.

Another one suffering from inferiority complex and literary deficiency. :worry:

Jealousy will get you nowhere in live. And You are not even supposed to grade peoples work because you are not even a teacher.

No thank you, I will let S dream about bums sorry bombs. He does seem to like dropping them.

Well ladies and gentlemen, you too S, it is time for me to go to bed. I shall return on the morrow.

That is why rabbits have so many kids.

Be careful, he might take that to be a sexual reference.

I think you missed something, again. :smirk:

The hell I will, not worth the bullet.

Let's all sing the wallow song. Wallow wallow S is so shallow wallow wallow but does he swallow wallow wallow some may know wallow wallow but they're ...