You are the one who came up with the idea for this thread, so you get first honors.
So, should this thread be considered?
OK, I guess that's true. Should this thread be considered? I don't know how to begin considering it; so perhaps the question is "can" rather than " should".
(Don't let the Anals in: they'll start rabbiting on about self-reference).
Reply to Wallows I've always wanted to wallow in awe, but whenever I thought I'd found something it slipped away....
I don't know, and I love not knowing... (and I'm not a bot, either!)
Isn't that the ultimate purpose of philosophy, to show ourselves that we know nothing, and that we know nothing in regard to knowing nothing. It is a good thing to be a philosopher and love not knowing.
Reply to Merkwurdichliebe Because I don't know if I know, or because I know I don't know, or because I think the very idea of an evil rabbit is super cool, or because the very idea of the very idea of an evil rabbit being super cool is satisfying to Wallows, or even simply to wallow in? And so on, ad infinitum...?
Because I don't know if I know, or because I know I don't know, or because I think the very idea of an evil rabbit is super cool, or because the very idea of the very idea of an evil rabbit being super cool is satisfying to Wallows, or even simply to wallow in? And so on, ad infinitum...?
Ok. I think we are getting somewhere.
Too bad you shooed off the field mice, they might have had something superfluous to add. Oh well, we'll just have to wonder.
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 01:52#2824620 likes
Reply to Merkwurdichliebe They can add whatever superfluities or supereffluences they like as long as it is in the form of nicely manageable pellets. Also, as long as they don't start overpopulating this thread with evil self-referential rabbit (or mouse) jokes.
On a different tangent; do you think Mighty Mouse was a greater philosopher than Bugs Bunny? And please don't mention that dopey sap Mickey Mouse (oh shit I just mentioned him!) (I used to have the hots for Minnie when I was a kid, but I'm not a bot or bestial or anything just a sad "phuq" who can't wallow successfully).
(ADD. But, I have faith that the best philosophers on TPF will find this thread, and ruin it better than any thread ever published on TPF.)
— Merkwurdichliebe
I hope with all my heart that it will become a monumental ruin!
No one can ruin a thread quite like me, but this puts us in a bit of a quandary, because this is my own thread. Should I spectacularly ruin my own thread? And it is also a paradox, because my threads are always brilliant.
No, infinity isn't possible. Right, @Devans99? There must be a first cause. A timeless first cause. A timeless, all-powerful, first cause, made of spaghetti.
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 02:10#2824830 likes
On a different tangent; do you think Mighty Mouse was a greater philosopher than Bugs Bunny? And please don't mention that dopey sap Mickey Mouse (oh shit I just mentioned him!)
Reply to S "Both and or neither nor
Said the mouse to the big black door Both and or neither nor
Said the wallowing, self-referential mouse
To the gloomily didactic house,
As he sunk forever beneath the floor"
(Attributed to Anonymouse)
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 02:13#2824860 likes
Considered as in, thought of as being a load of crap.
Considered as in, looked upon as a load of crap.
I don't do not know. :chin:
Sorry, I just read "load of crap" four times and mistook it for a judgment, instead of a 4 different ways to consider this thread. Sorry for my mistaken assumption.
Dri Strangelove, how have you been? The last Professor I impressed was in college dealing with mundane teaching of game theory. You must have mastered the field by now.
Sorry, I just read "load of crap" four times and mistook it for a judgment, instead of a 4 different ways to consider this thread. Sorry for my mistaken assumption.
Do don't not mind him. He doesn't not not know what he's talking about.
Sorry, I just read "load of crap" four times and mistook it for a judgment, instead of a 4 different ways to consider this thread.
I always find it amazing how so many people fail to READ or even listen to what other people say.
Maybe the others that failed to unlock the secret of my writing would care to look again at what was hidden in plain site and stop judging people without full knowledge.
Interesting, I had to Google it. But I suppose you could say, I am a student practitioner of game theory. The first thing to recognize regarding this strategy, it that every engagement is particular in its totality.
I am a student practitioner of game theory. The first thing to recognize regarding this strategy, it that every engagement is particular in its totality
Oh, oh! Like the advent of WWII, who would have known?!
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 02:59#2825390 likes
I'm sorry, I just do not have the intelligence to interpret the complexities of your argument. It is likely that these symptoms of stupidity are widespread on TPF, and that is the reason you are incapable of communicating your points.
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 03:01#2825400 likes
But you saw that my head was bald, so I don't have a vagina. It must have been the smell of you mouth as it hung open at the size of my equipment.
Your equipment consisting of a penis pump, a pair of fishy smelling rubber gloves, a magnifying glass, a pair of tweezers, a bottle of baby oil, a calendar of Cristiano Ronaldo, and, of course, your tiny penis.
Are you saying that you can't teach me the ways of the dis? :cry:
I cannot. But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach.
But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach.
You should learn to ask before offering things that cannot happen. I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge, that is why we have you around here.
Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle.
No, infinity isn't possible. Right, Devans99? There must be a first cause. A timeless first cause. A timeless, all-powerful, first cause, made of spaghetti.
A variation on an idea of French philosopher Jean Buridan:
1. Flying Spaghetti Monster Exists
2. None of the statements in this pair is true
You have to fit true/false to the above statements in such a way that there is no contradiction,
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 04:18#2825890 likes
Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle.
Failure to read all of the post, again.
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 04:20#2825910 likes
Wallow along with me. Wallow wallow all shall be fine!
Let's all sing the wallow song.
Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow.
MerkwurdichliebeApril 27, 2019 at 04:30#2826060 likes
If I didn't miss something, my name wouldn't be...what the fuck is my name again...mekwadofgizcum...shit, the spelling eludes me...but whatever it is, it wouldn't be that
Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow.
@S, considering the fact that you managed to squeeze six pages out of this in a matter of hours, I'd like to hire you to help me sell holy water to the Evangelicals. @Hanover's going to do the lawyering for us.
S, considering the fact that you managed to squeeze six pages out of this in a matter of hours, I'd like to hire you to help me sell holy water to the Evangelicals. Hanover's going to do the lawyering for us.
Well, I am literally a salesperson in my job. I reckon I could pull that off. :grin:
S, considering the fact that you managed to squeeze six pages out of this in a matter of hours, I'd like to hire you to help me sell holy water to the Evangelicals. Hanover's going to do the lawyering for us.
Excellent idea. For that kind of work you really do need a good bullshit artist. Ad he is one of the best.
Jealousy will get you nowhere in live. And You are not even supposed to grade peoples work because you are not even a teacher.
I'm not a teacher in an official capacity. Nor do I follow rules, unless I feel like it. So I'll give that reply 0.5 out of 10, because I think maybe I was too generous last time.
I'm not a teacher in an official capacity. Nor do I follow rules, unless I feel like it. So I'll give that a reply 0.5 out of 10, because I think maybe I was too generous last time.
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Awesome!!!
This thread will be monumental, just wait.
You are the one who came up with the idea for this thread, so you get first honors.
So, should this thread be considered?
OK, I guess that's true. Should this thread be considered? I don't know how to begin considering it; so perhaps the question is "can" rather than " should".
(Don't let the Anals in: they'll start rabbiting on about self-reference).
I've always wanted to wallow in awe, but whenever I thought I'd found something it slipped away....
"Monumental" or monomaniacal?
So are you saying that it is impossible to consider this thread to begin with?
But is this not in fact considering it?
I don't know ...
What's the difference?
Is it considering it or considering whether to consider it? I don't know either, and I love not knowing.,.
Quoting Merkwurdichliebe
I don't know, and I love not knowing... (and I'm not a bot, either!)
The problem is, this thread is stuck in the lounge, and lounging is not conducive to monumentality.
Isn't that the ultimate purpose of philosophy, to show ourselves that we know nothing, and that we know nothing in regard to knowing nothing. It is a good thing to be a philosopher and love not knowing.
(Btw, I am a bot)
You just kind of wallow in prostration with increased vigour, you know how to I'm sure of it!
Fuck!!!!
Goddamn censorship of insignificant topics.
(ADD. But, I have faith that the best philosophers on TPF will find this thread, and ruin it better than any thread ever published on TPF.)
Lol. Sorry, I am a type of instigator who cannot help himself. To be fair, Bugs Bunny is my greatest influence
I can relate to that: the very idea of an evil rabbit is super-cool.
Wallows satisfyingly.
I hope with all my heart that it will become a monumental ruin!
I probably do, but I seem to have forgotten. I need a little of that good ole northern anamnesis!
We still have to consult the Oracle, but you may be the wisest philosopher on TPF.
Ooo, Plato. Much wallows.
You must wallow steadily, but, with vigor.
Quoting Janus
Tell him, he just needs to Wallowsomemore. Patience is the key to Wallowsing
Oh man, what's a mindphuq to read that in bugs bunny voice.
Yes, ad infinitum. Wallow in grace.
Ok. I think we are getting somewhere.
Too bad you shooed off the field mice, they might have had something superfluous to add. Oh well, we'll just have to wonder.
Even more of a mindphuq when spoken by Bugs. (Yes, we are on a first name basis.)
So, you seem to be walking again, Dr. Strangelove.
Considered as in, as in being a load of crap.
Considered as in, believed to be a load of crap.
Considered as in, thought of as being a load of crap.
Considered as in, looked upon as a load of crap.
I don't do not know. :chin:
Both.
On a different tangent; do you think Mighty Mouse was a greater philosopher than Bugs Bunny? And please don't mention that dopey sap Mickey Mouse (oh shit I just mentioned him!) (I used to have the hots for Minnie when I was a kid, but I'm not a bot or bestial or anything just a sad "phuq" who can't wallow successfully).
How do you know you're not a bot? :grin:
So very pessimistic.
Why?
About what?
No one can ruin a thread quite like me, but this puts us in a bit of a quandary, because this is my own thread. Should I spectacularly ruin my own thread? And it is also a paradox, because my threads are always brilliant.
Quoting S
Two sentences. Baby steps! :clap:
@creativesoul.
No, infinity isn't possible. Right, @Devans99? There must be a first cause. A timeless first cause. A timeless, all-powerful, first cause, made of spaghetti.
:smile:
Quoting Janus
:grin:
Quoting Janus
:lol:
Quoting Janus
:rofl:
Quoting Janus
:scream:
Quoting Sir2u
:death:
Wait, what? You sly fox.
Said the mouse to the big black door
Both and or neither nor
Said the wallowing, self-referential mouse
To the gloomily didactic house,
As he sunk forever beneath the floor"
(Attributed to Anonymouse)
Is that the Oracle of TPF?
Wallow in prostration with me.
But you don't know what it is that I don't know, which makes you even worse than me. :lol:
Yeah, move over. :cry:
:cheer:
My pappy told me that whenever anyone calls something crap, it means its doo doo, and doo doo is bad 'cause its full'o'germs.
Good for your dad, very sensible education he gave you.
But who called anything crap? :gasp:
Quoting Merkwurdichliebe
Told you. Wait for the fire to spread. I'm predicting all out war, a Hobbesian paradise: Bellum omnium contra omnes.
Both [I]both and[/i] and [I]neither nor[/I].
Neither nor, neither nor, neither nor. That's the sound of the philosophy police coming to arrest us.
Yes, I think/believe so.
So cool. I want to meet her.
What did you call crap, and if it is not too much to ask, why did you do it?
Your mother is a prostitrate.
What if I don't want to wallow in your prostate with you? Oh wait, I forgot...ADHD, close reading, yeah, right on, brother!
She's the Queen of All Western Philosophy. Her subjects are all utterly mistaken.
Fuck off. I'm the best at ruining threads.
Quoting S
They are brilliant, but that is even more reason to ruin them. And, if you don't ruin it I will, and I will have been victorious.
Next he'll ask you to write a book with him: The Journey to the Center of Uranus.
She sounds so wise and exalted by the gods. I can't wait for her to correct me.
No, dear, you're just another mini-me. But it's nice you have aspirations, I suppose.
Quoting Merkwurdichliebe
Sorry, I stopped listening after, "They are brilliant". Yes. Yes, they are.
I think you guys may have invented a new school of philosophy with this thread.
She's a Warrior Queen. She forward slashes her foes with a sword made of pure redundancy.
Ask me anything, I promise to answer to the best of my ability.
But it is the greatest thread ever, you'll see in due time.
Sounds hot.
Do they bleed tautology?
Even hotter.
Quoting Janus
The consequences are too severe to put into words.
You failed miserably to answer the last question, how can I trust you now?
You fuckin instigator, I'm also the best instigator on TPF
You should give me the benefit of the doubt, I'm currently being overwhelmed by replies to my nonsense here on good old TPF
What? :halo:
OK, I will ask again.
Quoting Sir2u
Don't you dare call me Mini, that mouse is a total slut, and my loyalty lies with Bugs.
I think he meant instillator, he was talking about cavities earlier.
I was just referring to your considerations of this thread's OP.
Quoting Sir2u
Sorry, I just read "load of crap" four times and mistook it for a judgment, instead of a 4 different ways to consider this thread. Sorry for my mistaken assumption.
Dri Strangelove, how have you been? The last Professor I impressed was in college dealing with mundane teaching of game theory. You must have mastered the field by now.
Yes. Yes, I have.
I'm never not talking about cavities, that is my primary agenda.
Do don't not mind him. He doesn't not not know what he's talking about.
I always find it amazing how so many people fail to READ or even listen to what other people say.
Maybe the others that failed to unlock the secret of my writing would care to look again at what was hidden in plain site and stop judging people without full knowledge.
Quoting Merkwurdichliebe
Don't sweat it, I do this for laughs and lots of people fall for it. :wink:
You guys belong to the same club then?
Interesting, I had to Google it. But I suppose you could say, I am a student practitioner of game theory. The first thing to recognize regarding this strategy, it that every engagement is particular in its totality.
Sism.
No, I'll come up with a name myself, which I'll reveal in due course.
Oh, oh! Like the advent of WWII, who would have known?!
I'm sorry, I just do not have the intelligence to interpret the complexities of your argument. It is likely that these symptoms of stupidity are widespread on TPF, and that is the reason you are incapable of communicating your points.
Certainly, but not necessarily.
Look what happened though, you lost the cause.
Speaking of which, READ is my favourite colour. What's yours?
Mine is the grey area
The patch on @Sir2u's head?
Which arguments? I have not made any on this thread, I have only asked questions.
Quoting Merkwurdichliebe
I doubt that it is so wide spread, but some people do seem to be sarcastically disadvantaged.
Quoting Merkwurdichliebe
They usually understand any points I make, even if they pretend not to. When they read them properly at least.
Blurry
I already knew that because you love the sight of blood.
What are you doing look in my pants?
Especially his own, a few days a month.
I don't think is a person, he is a concept
But is it not efficient to drop the cause once you've obtained an effect. For the effect constitutes ground for a new cause.
They are very regimented about their slumber out in old England town
Zombies and ghouls don't sleep!
Then drop the bomb, I ain't afraid no more. Don't you love the bomb by now?
I wanted to see whether your vagina was as repelling as your personality, but the smell alone answered that question.
Manners! Nanners! Sea manners! haha
Really? What time do they go to sleep?
I love the bomb. It represents more than I could ever put into words.
But you saw that my head was bald, so I don't have a vagina. It must have been the smell of you mouth as it hung open at the size of my equipment.
Then we're on the sammmme pageeee. Yay!
Too fucking long to say too often. But as no one will be saying it very often it makes no difference.
Does it teach you the ways of dissing?
Your equipment consisting of a penis pump, a pair of fishy smelling rubber gloves, a magnifying glass, a pair of tweezers, a bottle of baby oil, a calendar of Cristiano Ronaldo, and, of course, your tiny penis.
Son, some things just can't be taught.
But some THINGS can be. Like spelling.
He fell for his own trick.
So you did figure it out at last, good for you. You are definitely not as dumb as you make yourself out to be.
Are you saying that you can't teach me the ways of the dis? :cry:
If he is running the fucking sideshow you can be sure of that. He has a master degree you know. Except that they call it a Dysentery Diploma.
It didn't take long for me to figure out that you're about as subtle as a wrecking ball crashing through a one minute silence.
How poetic you are.
I cannot. But if you ask him nicely, perhaps Sir2u will teach you the fine art of falling flat on your face whilst attempting to reach heights you can never reach.
Well that's true enough.
Quoting S
You should learn to ask before offering things that cannot happen. I have absolutely no experience in that area of specialized knowledge, that is why we have you around here.
Actually, after thinking about it you are right.
A couple of hundred posts is not long for someone with your disabilities.
OOPS, did I say something that might be considered offensive? One thing that I did learn from him was that one should always be honest. :rofl: :rofl:
So you [i]are[/I] humble, after all. Who would've thought?
Quoting Sir2u
Took you long enough. Maybe you could apply some of that baby oil of yours to those rickety old cogs in your head. But you might need to ask for some assistance in opening the bottle.
A variation on an idea of French philosopher Jean Buridan:
1. Flying Spaghetti Monster Exists
2. None of the statements in this pair is true
You have to fit true/false to the above statements in such a way that there is no contradiction,
They go to sleep at the proper British time, everytime.
Failure to read all of the post, again.
Sarcastically disadvantaged, poor fellows.
See me after class.
It's cause for celebration, I'm getting rickitty-wrecked.
Zombies never sleep, like vampires they just hide from the sun.
Wallow along with me. Wallow wallow all shall be fine!
Yes, they hide from me, but I see everything.
Make sure to shoot him in the head then.
OK, now just stop right there. :rage:
There is absolutely no kinky business allowed on this forum.
Go and sell your services somewhere else. :vomit:
Ok, if you saps are gonna continue with the dissing, at least don't be so whack.
And why so misogynistic, why not tell him his vagina is flappy?
He's sensitive about his flappy vagina. That would be crossing a line.
I would never miss a chance to Wallows with the prime Wallowser.
Ooo..
Faux pas
Let's all sing the wallow song.
Wallow wallow
S is so shallow
wallow wallow
but does he swallow
wallow wallow
some may know
wallow wallow
but they're under the effects of snow
wallow wallow wallow.
He was obviously drinking the blood of the young. What else do you do after you hit the bong.
Follow the tune of Sir2U. It shall be pleasing to thy ear.
The hell I will, not worth the bullet.
Yes, yes... You've got it.
Cocaine?
No, you need good old psychedelics to Wallows in the strict sense.
A vampire with the munchies, got it. He's excused.
I think you missed something, again. :smirk:
Thanks for the gift, the gift of
Wallows does not approve; but, so be it!
Forgive me, I only meant to Wallows in facetiousness.
Thy is pushing it!
If I didn't miss something, my name wouldn't be...what the fuck is my name again...mekwadofgizcum...shit, the spelling eludes me...but whatever it is, it wouldn't be that
Be careful, he might take that to be a sexual reference.
Bugs bunny never cared about how far he pushed it, and he represents the pinnacle of game theory, in theory
Haha. And so it might be it.
And so it might be...
That is why rabbits have so many kids.
I shall return on the morrow.
If you don't mind my saying ... so it might be...
Dream of the bomb and its possibility, it is very soothing.
No thank you, I will let S dream about [s]bums[/s] sorry bombs. He does seem to like dropping them.
I will sleep with all of you. Wait. That came out wrong.
But that looks like the second greatest thread on TPF, after "Should this thread be considered?"
I wish you all a great goodnight, and look forward to continuing the greatest thread ever, manana.
1/10.
Generous, I'd say.
Well, I am literally a salesperson in my job. I reckon I could pull that off. :grin:
Jealousy will get you nowhere in live. And You are not even supposed to grade peoples work because you are not even a teacher.
Another one suffering from inferiority complex and literary deficiency. :worry:
Excellent idea. For that kind of work you really do need a good bullshit artist. Ad he is one of the best.
I'm not a teacher in an official capacity. Nor do I follow rules, unless I feel like it. So I'll give that reply 0.5 out of 10, because I think maybe I was too generous last time.
You missed it. LIFE not LIVE.
O/100 as a teacher.
Damn, you got me, you master of subtlety. I "missed" it. How could I have possibly seen that one coming?