Hanover

Alas, I was preoccupied with sexing other women in my conveyor belt method as they moved down the line, each more pleasured than the last, and I had f...

Oh well, we came in second.

I know all of y'all are watchin them Dawgs in the national championship going into OT.

From a drug induced poem, not real. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43991/kubla-khan

My dog in Xanadu traipsing the River Alph: /uploads/resized/files/2j/44j2janc3vnkaiav.jpeg

Trail option in Whitefish, Montana:/uploads/resized/files/bi/sixuj3gf0yov37qk.jpg Found it. Finally!

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I think each user should be permitted to turn on or off the ability to receive up/down votes in their profile so it'll be up to the member to decide i...

Don't you dare talk about TimeLine that way. She would never lie.

Although TL is insightful as well, that statement belongs to Nietzsche.

What other support do you have other than Proverb 3:18 that the tree is a woman? In reading that proverb, the pronoun "she" references wisdom and then...

I don't listen to music when I run. I can't hear myself over the music. I hate the cold. I like the oppressive heat, when the steam rises from the gro...

Your relevance objection is noted, now please answer the question.

Define "knowledge." How can you know what you say is true without believing it?

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Here's what you said: "Anyway, scienticism does not underline belief's generally science opposing nature, contrary to "non beliefism"." Explain how sc...

#1 - that it tires you is unresponsive and irrelevant. #2- is an incoherent comment. It offers nothing and means nothing.

What is laugh out out out out out out loud supposed to mean?

There is a seedless apple my son proudly showed me the other day he found at the store. Imagine biting all the way through the apple with no seeds. Ye...

But is this a chair?/uploads/resized/files/fx/vlxi9dwkf5dttmgo.png Suppose I told you it is a dollhouse chair, incapable of functioning as something y...

Summarize this for me. As far as I can tell, "belief" is being used to mean "faith," which is being used to mean "reliance upon something other than e...

My earliest TV memories actually are of Romper Room where at the end of the show the lady would hold up her magic mirror and say she could see all the...

I used to go to the moving picture show until the talkies took over and ruined it all.

That's the subtle taste of death. There's a poem in there somewhere.

You're like me in that I view my life as having two distinct phases: Pre-Animaniac and post.

You should move to a penthouse overlooking Central Park and get one of those black car drivers to take you places. It will be more comfortable and you...

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I left the door cracked to the unfinished part of the basement so the dogs could come in and out during the day and forgot to close it at night. It dr...

Nope, it's well below freezing and my pipes burst in my basement, giving me an opportunity to drag my junk outside and pay a plumber a fortune for a l...

Wherever they go, you go.

Every vote counts: http://www.kcra.com/article/gop-incumbent-wins-random-drawing-in-virginia-house-race/14727483

When I was young, I worked at a saw mill where I would feed the trees through the saw in order to cut the wood into rough planks. I also worked dilige...

I know, right? They don't understand us. Phillistines.

So jelly. You needn't be. There's plenty of room for you and your pickled fermented herring.

Might you send me some of your flu induced vomit, as I am fresh out of toothpaste and sexual lubricant and I suspect that the mucus infused ravioli yo...

It sounds like unfortunately you'll survive to peel another potato.

Stop with your black magic sorcery mind reading shit Miss Blair Witch.

They are Hanoverisms, clever responses with an almost indetectable hint of absurd sexual perversion. The genre is actually referred to as an "aristocr...

Time spent delving into the psyche of Hanover is time well spent. Let us hear your theories.

Come on TL, keep up! Now's not the time to get all mature on us.

My cow's bovagina (technical term for a heffer's hoo-haa) smells of peaches, yes, but that's only because she pleasured herself with a peach tree. Lon...

My uncle is right here under my chair and it does smell milky like a cow and I do feel something tickling me like a bow. So, yeah, you might be right,...

Their corns taste like peaches though.

If the insinuation is I'm a redneck because of my affinity for homegrown talent, I remind you that better evidence of my sophistication is the manner ...

I wasn't talking about fruit.

Georgia peaches.

Yeah, but that's hardly ever the case, and I can't imagine a "hey, now that we've hugged, can I grab your breasts?" would be in order. I suppose it's ...

As in "can we now has sex?" as If that's how it ever happens. When did verbal communication become more reliable than any other form? A robotic "yes, ...

Woman versus man physical aggression is less threatening than the opposite because the man wins that fight 99% of the time. The other 1% ends in a tie...

Obviously actual assault isn't funny. Actual.