The only way to get a guy to do what you want is by making him think you'll have sex with him. Step up your game and you'll have sparkling toilets. Le...
Yes, it had six cylinders and I welded a 7th in there and got all the timing right. It was a feat of engineering that cost me my marriage, but it fuck...
Haha, yep, you've enjoyed the cuisine. I always get the roll, not the cornbread. Those things are pure cornmeal and I think they pour bacon grease int...
Meat and three is a staple. Fried Chicken, fried okra, baked macaroni and cheese, and collard greens would be a fine example. 3000 calories for $6. Ca...
I actually like the mustard based BBQ sauce. I understand it's from the German settlers in the area. What is digusting is the mayonaisse based white B...
I've never heard the x-ray analogy, but it's so poignant. You know I melt when you reference diagnostic studies, especially old school plain films and...
Southern hospitality usually is limited by the fact that many small towns are insulated and the people aren't mobile. You will get superficial nicenes...
You take a large old oil drum, and I suppose you clean it out the best you can, then you put a propane torch under it, throw some raw peanuts in there...
It takes divine inspiration to bring forth such melodies, only from a nymph capable of speaking directly to the magpies, the most spectacular of all t...
So what really happened is that TimeLine came home to find me stinking of herring and she assumed the worst. She had already drunk half a bottle of gi...
I was ruuning to my car and it was really cold and I had no shoes due to poverty and I stubbed my toe. I called an ambulance and spent three days in I...
What'd I do if King, is put all the wealth in one bucket and then divide it equally among all (except the Dutch will only get 1/3 of a share obviously...
You built an entire argument upon the false premise that referring to a country as a shithole implied the citizens were the cause of their status, the...
Nope. You're diverting the conversation with irrelevant sanctimony. We're all opposed to oppression and abuse. You're not special in that regard, and ...
An irrelevant point. A country is a great or terrible place regardless of why. If I live like a king because I'm a ruthless murderer, I'm still living...
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus, and when you sang, you took on the form of a unicorn. https://youtu.be/3YenRKzGNHY. The bar has ...
I'd suspect that eating the blinds and not cleaning up after yourself is evidence of supreme leadership, but should we make it a formal rule?/uploads/...
The problem most Republicans have with Trump's comments is that he made them, not that they disagree with them. It is more offensive to pretend that a...
This is a matter of etiquette not morals. An accidental infraction isn't blameworthy, so the apology isn't offered to alleviate guilt. It's offered to...
I had such high hopes for Fred as Supreme Leader, but he just drank the toilet water and started chewing on the wall, so I'm not sure he's the intelle...
I agree with much said here. I have noticed two types of love, the first being a neediness, a possessiveness, something filled with expectation and ob...
I was disappointed to hear the cure, but then not to hear the specifics. I'm not being sarcastic. You pointed out that unhappiness seems to be linked ...
This isn't about getting to know you or to hear what you're sure is an amazing accent. It's just that we want to know your dog is loved and properly s...
You needn't struggle with it, the work has already been done for you. Here are the 613 commandments of the Old Testament. https://en.wikipedia.org/wik...
I wrote a book once called: "The Science of Irrational Behaviors." It sounds close to what you might be looking for. I wrote it in the lost art of cur...
I would think democracy, to the extent it's truly practiced would ameliorate the oppressiveness and injustice of a master morality. I also don't think...
We only get a couple inches of snow at most per year. Really? You're throwing me that softball of "How do you keep your Georgia Peaches warm"? At leas...
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