My pretentiousness is in the superiority complex I have in my displaying my ordinariousness. It allows me to live well beneath my means without having...
I think the OP was pretty ridiculous, but I'll give you kudos for salvaging this thread with your compelling story of how you banged a girl cross eyed...
When I was in high school, there was this old country store that was still around long after the suburbs crept in. They sold sausage biscuits that eve...
Should one day you be cooked slowly on the rotisserie and served as a main course, what sorts of an aftertaste do you expect you'll leave with the din...
Most breakfast pork products (bacon, sausage, and those fun fingerling things) at my grocery store are available in maple flavored. I always assumed p...
Tomato soup goes with the grilled cheese sandwich and you are supposed to dip it in there. I've not eaten it with ketchup. I suppose ketchup is just a...
Our visions of reality are reduced to perceptual symbols that are further reduced to spoken and written symbols. We gain access to reality through int...
I just figured something out that is really weird. There are 203 cardinals. If you subtract 18 from that (the Hebrew number which represents life), yo...
Are there a corresponding 36 dickheads that fuck everything up and do they engage in an end of times no holds barred slugfest with the 36 righteous fu...
They don't just want one thing, but there is one thing they all do want. That's not the problem because you want that to. The problem is that you don'...
So very true. It's frustrating that people believe the reactionary literalism to be all that religion ever was or is. Over a thousand years of Jewish ...
Point me in the direction of this mythical group of Christians (or Jews) who hold that the Pentateuch is to be interpreted literally in isolation from...
It strikes me that the purpose of the law is to make local school boards in progressive districts fearful of discussing homosexuality or transsexualis...
I have a friend who knows someone who went north of Tennessee and he says there might have been a Canada somewhere up there. Until someone brings me a...
I'm not sure if you've ever pumped gas, but if you drive off with the nozzle in your car, it breaks off and turns off the pump. No matter how funny yo...
It's a US discount chain store. I think it's in Canada too, to the extent Canada actually exists. It's strip mall based, as opposed to mall based, whi...
Marshall's, which is where I go for all my discount needs. They have an assortment of unusual spices and foods these days. I also bought a ceramic cat...
It reminded me of a warm chocolate cookie. The texture of the cookie was wafflesque, which was odd, considering waffles typically come from Belgium, n...
No you can't. You can choose to believe there is no meaning and you can live your life that way. Or, you can choose to believe every thing is where it...
A shout out to @"Benkei" and his peeps. Just when you thought all that could be done to coffee and tea had been done, the Dutch came up with a cookie ...
I'll share my youthful tales as well. When I was a laddie back in Scotland, we were of a most modest income, my father earning barely a farthing per f...
Who doesn't have pines and maples? Like that's something to brag about? Why don't they sing about their buzzards and rocks while they're at it? What a...
If there is a Canada, and that is a HUGE if, it must suck really bad because if it were even worth a half a shit, it would already be part of America....
Not only is it questionable whether Canada exists, no one even knows the Canadian national anthem past the words "Oh Canada." People just say "la la l...
When I was in prison, my nickname was ________. When I was a volleyball coach, my nickname was ________. When I was a pool boy, my nickname was ______...
I read an article that said the pharmaceutical companies purposefully stigmatized herpes, a typically benign, although occasionally annoying, skin out...
Let me set it up for you. There's a woman here in my office whose husband just brought home a baby he had with a co-worker and that apparently wasn't ...
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