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Jamal October 22, 2015 at 16:27 126825 views 61561 comments
This could function as a shoutbox I reckon.

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invicta May 03, 2023 at 02:29 #804664
Reply to Banno

Vaguely aware of it, AI ?
Banno May 03, 2023 at 02:32 #804665
I played with it a few years back, and it seemed interesting. But it has had little impact, at least so far as I can see. Wondering why.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 02:34 #804666
Probably because it can’t be deployed to develop apps or solutions as well as other more powerful programming languages like Rust or Swift
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 02:53 #804671
Quoting Banno
I played with it a few years back, and it seemed interesting. But it has had little impact, at least so far as I can see. Wondering why.


Python is free.
jgill May 03, 2023 at 03:04 #804675
Quoting Banno
...has anyone here made use of Wolfram Language and/or Wolfram|Alpha? — Banno
What do folk make of it?


It's the language supporting Mathematica, Wolfram's pride and joy. I dabbled with it for a bit in dong math, but found it seemed to be too high level for me. Designed to do a myriad of sophisticated tasks that normally appear in popular areas of mathematics, I was so far off the popular paths it was easier to just use BASIC and create from scratch. Just me.

Banno May 03, 2023 at 03:17 #804679
Reply to jgill Maybe not just you. It's a really good idea that missed it's audience. If it had one.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 04:12 #804700
Quoting Hanover
I'm thinking about getting miniature donkeys


So…what happened?
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 11:36 #804760
Quoting invicta
human invention to find some members of the opposite sex more attractive or even put up with their nagging, yet the invention of beer had no such necessity Men just wanted to get pissed and talk about football.


I do think the question of alcohol and human reproduction and evolution is an interesting one. A substance that modifies us from being inhibited conscientious responsible creatures by day to haphazard carefree creatures by night is necessary if we wish to be productive at some points and reproductive at others.

Such is especially true of women, who are exposed to far greater risks interacting with men, not the least of which is pregnancy.

Many children would not exist without alcohol. Cultures that remove alcohol go to great lengths to sanctify and ritualize the mating process, while at the same time demonizing alcohol, as they have to arrive at a way to achieve the result of reproduction.

This is the secular human mating dance.

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Male mate seeking chances increase dramatically at such events. While I'm sure some less attractive women are advantaged by the "beer goggle" effect, women tend to have little difficulty finding sex under most circumstances, so t is the male who is most advantaged with alcohol.

Interestingly though, to a non-drinker, few things are less attractive and more boring than the above picture.

Sorry to create a seriousish post in response to your casual comments about drinking though. Shit like this happens in the Shoutbox.
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 11:40 #804761
Quoting Jamal
what happened?


First thank you for giving me space and not badgering me about this. Your 2 year wait to follow up is appreciated.

That being said. Back. The. Fuck. Off. I'll decide when I decide. It's like everyone wants something from me. I just can't. Stop. Just stop
invicta May 03, 2023 at 12:02 #804765
Reply to Hanover

That is very true but now they have the morning after pill so fuck to your hearts content if that’s what you want. Some want to go the career route, untraditional I know so kids are not had at all or sometimes not even wanted.

I was on a fb dating group the other day but anyway this a post from a lady.

“Hello, so I thought I'd introduce myself not much to say.. I'm 28 from (location removed) I was on singles groups until a couple of years ago I met a man got married and now I'm back but this time with a baby currently looking for a friend I'm not sure if you do group meets but will be lush to meet you all and thankyou for having me

This is a really good picture of me.. I usually look a mess ”


Still concerned about her appearance the silly cow, but anyway she’s looking for a friend now, now it takes no genius to realise that this woman will most likely find such a friend and 2 years after she will be making the same post.

No alcohol involved.
Moliere May 03, 2023 at 13:53 #804778
Had a morning thought about dialethia and the principle of explosion and Hegel, then googled up this paper to scratch that itch.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 14:37 #804783
Reply to Moliere That’s cool. It just so happens that I was casually looking into that area the other day, specifically about Priest’s application of dialetheism to Hegel. My most basic intuition is that Priest is wrong: Hegel in the Logic specifically accepts the law of noncontradiction when he says it’s trivial. And it’s not like he says anything about exceptions. It would seem to follow that at least as far as Hegel was concerned, he wasn’t a dialetheist. That paper you linked to seems to agree.

But I’m no logician.

Actually I’m no Hegelian either, except in Spirit.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 15:39 #804795
Reply to Hanover No pressure. Just let us know ok?
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 16:14 #804806
Quoting invicta
Still concerned about her appearance the silly cow, but anyway she’s looking for a friend now, now it takes no genius to realise that this woman will most likely find such a friend and 2 years after she will be making the same post.


Not heard the "silly cow" phrase, so I looked it up. Thought it referenced someone who might be fat (cow like?), but it doesn't I'm to learn. British talk for a silly foolish person.

I don't know why you think her post so foolish though or that she's destined for repeat disappointment. She sounded like a single mother just reaching out for companionship. I have trouble being critical of anyone's efforts at love, the payoff being so great and the risk so minimal, although it might often feel overwhelming.

That's less about me being romantic and sympathetic and more to do with having been there though. I credit her for taking her shot.
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 16:21 #804811
Quoting Jamal
No pressure. Just let us know ok?


I'm just feeling a bit claustrophobic with all you guys cornering me for this or that. And this isn't about me being sensitive. Everyone says it. They've been saying it a lot and it goes over and over.

And what do you mean about "know" I'm ok? Who are these us that need to know?

All is okay. Ok? Just stop with the lights.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 16:23 #804812
Reply to Hanover

Well firstly she has devalued herself, unless the man is happy to raise her child as his own, and that does take a man. Kinda reducing her value as a single mother, rather than delaying her choice of parenthood. The father left, don’t know if any financial support will be provided for the child going forward but the actual facts are it was a two year relationship with one child. Why rush that ? Don’t know the reasons for the separation could have been either party’s fault.

There’s also not to rare for actually pregnant women looking for a men on this sort of online dating sites too…

Ok yes slightly judgemental but was it because of lack of good judgment in her potential choice of partner ?
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 16:31 #804813
Destroy him @Hanover
invicta May 03, 2023 at 16:34 #804814
Haha what I meant to be devalued is that her value in the future dating scene reduces by 33% compared to a childless woman of the same age and attractiveness.
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 16:34 #804815
Quoting invicta
Well firstly she has devalued herself, unless the man is happy to raise her child as his own, and that does take a man. Kinda reducing her value as a single mother, rather than delaying her choice of parenthood. The father left, don’t know if any financial support will be provided for the child going forward but the actual facts are it was a two year relationship with one child. Why rush that ? Don’t know the reasons for the separation could have been either party’s fault.


It's clear you're not the person for her, so it's fair that you overlook her post.

The real world is messy and that sometimes means it doesn't follow the perfect path. A 28 year old with a child isn't all that unusual, and I'd expect if I were dating in that pool, I'd expect that. It's also quite possible a better match for her would be someone with a child as well, or perhaps someone who wouldn't see the presence of a child as a burden, but a blessing.

But I don't agree that a child reduces someone's value as a person even if it does reduce their value to you as a potential person to date.

But yes, your post is judgmental, but so is my response, far more than I let on. Different worldviews. Different points in our lives. Different experiences. The beauty of the interweb.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 16:36 #804816
I’m not in the habit of determining someone’s worth as a human being by the choices they make good or bad.
Moliere May 03, 2023 at 16:37 #804817
Reply to Jamal Heh, I'm neither logician nor a Hegelian. But I am very interested in the project of formalizing Hegel's dialectics, and know just enough to be dangerous :D

One of the thoughts I had in parallel to dialethia on this morning's walk was how dialethia have to be circumscribed somehow in order to avoid the principle of explosion. In most logic we'd classify them as contradictions, but the Hegelian or dialetheist both have to find some way of making that appealing to reason in spite of the history of logic, or else it's simply not surprising -- especially in the case of Hegel -- that his theory applies to everything, given the principle of explosion.

I'm really excited that the paper I linked has a formal definition of a dialectical contradiction that is also consistent with the LNC. I've scratched my head about how to formally define sublation, and this is definitely on that track.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 16:41 #804818
Reply to Moliere I look forward to the thread in which you share your findings :grin:
invicta May 03, 2023 at 16:48 #804819
But there is something admirable about making good choices rather than bad choices.

A good choice would be one that leads to a happy and long marriage, we don’t get taught this of course and instincts and emotions over ride sound judgement. Love is blind indeed!


Benj96 May 03, 2023 at 17:00 #804821
Quoting Sapien1
Is there anyone on the forum who has found all the answers? The answers to the questions of God and the meaning of life?


Maybe not all the answers but I can say "the truth exists". It has to, as if the truth didn't exist, nothing would be true, nothing would be consistent, constant, nothing would exist (be true).

The truth is the basis for knowledge and moral. Because to understand the truth is knowledge, and to tell the truth is moral. Honestly. Revealing nature. They're inextricably linked.

So fundamental truth as a source of power, control, wisdom, knowledge, order, sense and moral, is what we ought to strive for as it is fundamental meaning: what is (knowledge - the goal) and what ought to be (ethical imperative to do so - to pursue the goal). Thus it is the answer and the motivation to seek the answer.

We can worship the truth as the source of all knowledge and moral and call it God. Or we can simply call it the truth. That's up to the individual and their preference for terms.

But underlying all meaning, is all pervading, all permeating truth, that which binds, ties together, underlies, all of reality (what is true and what can be true, throughout all of time).
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:09 #804823
Reply to Benj96

Buffoonery, coarseness, and triviality are encouraged in the Shoutbox, but unironic gibberish is frowned upon.
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:10 #804824
Gentlemen. As mayor of the shoutbox it is my duty to inform you that things have gotten much too serious here.

Tonight I will be getting back in touch with my Amuricanism by seeing the New York Yankees (The Stankees as my dad calls them) vs. the Cleveland Guardians. Our ace is on the mound, so hoping for a win. I will be consuming a minimum of 2 shitty hot dogs and two 24oz shitty beers.

Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:11 #804825
Reply to Noble Dust Enjoy the match!
invicta May 03, 2023 at 17:12 #804826
I shall perform a tactical retreat in my post regarding single mums parenthood and just say…shoulda used a Johnny.

Planned or unplanned parenthood resulting in a healthy child is a glorious thing as you rightly mentioned but is it ideal ? Depends if both parents play a positive role in their upbringing. Not as ideal as a happy marriage but maybe I’m just old fashioned, believing in old school @Hanoverfamily structure mum and dad and children.
Benj96 May 03, 2023 at 17:12 #804827
Reply to Jamal it appears I have struck a nerve. My question is whether the "striking of nerve" is the issue, or rather the fact that "the nerve exists at all" be the problem.

Perhaps we ought reflect on our egos. And consider whether our intentions are truthful (moral and/or knowledgable) or not.
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:13 #804828
Reply to Jamal

The what?
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:14 #804829
Reply to Noble Dust Sorry, bout. Enjoy your sporting bout.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:16 #804830
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:17 #804831
Reply to Jamal

I was thinking more jamboree.
Benj96 May 03, 2023 at 17:19 #804833
Quoting Jamal
Prat

Reply to Jamal Bit rude. Haha. Was that really neccesary? In all honesty. I don't believe calling people names demonstrates mutual respect at all.

I forgive you for defining me in such an unruly and harsh way, provided you re-evaluate your approach towards another human being with regard for their feelings/emotions. As to not care for such, is despotism, totally immoral and uncalled for.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:19 #804834
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:20 #804837
Reply to Benj96 Parking lot. Now.
Baden May 03, 2023 at 17:21 #804838
Reply to Benj96

The correct response is "parking lot!"
Benj96 May 03, 2023 at 17:21 #804839
Quoting Baden
The correct response is "parking lot!"


I don't follow. Can you elab :)
Baden May 03, 2023 at 17:21 #804840
:lol: @ cross post.
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:22 #804841
Reply to Benj96

I believe Jamal is just joshing you about, as we do in the shoutbox.
Benj96 May 03, 2023 at 17:23 #804842
Reply to Noble Dust fair enough Noble dust. Thanks for the insight. In that case, I simply shrug, toss it off and continue un-perturbed
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 17:25 #804843
Quoting Benj96
I simply shrug, toss it off and continue un-perturbed


What a guy! :love:
Baden May 03, 2023 at 17:26 #804844
Quoting Benj96
I don't follow. Can you elab :)


Sincere attempts at sincerity here are inappropriate. A giant dump might help. Some have even been known to cover themselves entirely in faeces as a cure. But that is not always necessary.
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 17:33 #804847
Quoting Moliere
Had a morning thought about dialethia and the principle of explosion and Hegel, then googled up this paper to scratch that itch.


I laughed a bit when I saw this. With Chat GPT now, Googling up a paper might have a new meaning.
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:41 #804850
Reply to T Clark

Did you actually laugh though?
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 17:42 #804851
Quoting Benj96
It has to, as if the truth didn't exist, nothing would be true, nothing would be consistent, constant, nothing would exist (be true).


I like this, but I'd rewrite it - Since the truth doesn't exist, nothing can be true, nothing can be consistent, constant, nothing can exist. I'm not sure what it means... Wait, I'll ask Chat GPT... It says you're right and I'm wrong. It can go fuck itself.

I was going to post what it said, but it strikes me that AI is starting to take over the site. It's fun, but I think after a month or so, once people have had a chance to get it out of their systems, @Jamal et. al should exclude it from the forum, or at least limit it's use.
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 17:46 #804852
Quoting Noble Dust
Did you actually laugh though?


I have this little laugh, very brief and quiet, like "hmph." It happens when something amuses me just a bit. It annoys people because they think I'm making fun of something they said.

So... yes, I did actually laugh.
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:48 #804854
Reply to T Clark

Thanks for the detailed explanation. I also have a little snort that I do in similar situations, and the results can be similar.
praxis May 03, 2023 at 17:48 #804855
Quoting Benj96
I don't follow. Can you elab :)


With a little help from the search function I've traced the phrase back to Clark and his toxic tough-guy masculinity.

T Clark:Let's not clutter up your discussion any further. If you want to continue, we can take it out to the parking lot.

T Clark May 03, 2023 at 17:50 #804856
Quoting Noble Dust
snort


That's the word I was looking for. Yes, a snort.
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 17:52 #804857
Quoting praxis
With a little help from the search function I've traced the phrase back to Clark and his toxic tough-guy masculinity.


Thank you for giving me and my masculinity credit.
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 17:53 #804858
Reply to T Clark

In fact it happened yesterday while at work. I was watching a baseball game and ringing up a customer at the same time (because I'm an intrepid, hard working employee), and something goofy happened in the game, so I snorted. I think the customer thought I was snorting at them for having trouble using the card reader. I felt bad about it momentarily and then forgot about it. Until now when I remembered it, and now I feel bad about it again. Gee thanks Clarky.
Baden May 03, 2023 at 17:53 #804859
Oscar Wilde once commented thusly concerning sincerity (excerpted from the collection "The Secret Comics of Oscar Wilde" which draws from material scrawled by the great man in faeces--presumably his own--on the walls of Reading Gaol.)

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T Clark May 03, 2023 at 17:55 #804860
Quoting Noble Dust
thanks Clarky.


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invicta May 03, 2023 at 18:39 #804864
Time for a pint and I just know the place that extort every penny of me, Brewdog founded by a guy who later turned into harassing his female members of staff so much so that upon announcing visits to branches the management would warn female staff not to turn up for their shift.

So I always drink the guest beer!!

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invicta May 03, 2023 at 18:42 #804866
Crazy outlandish post coming from invicta!

You have been warned!!!!
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 18:52 #804868
Reply to Baden

The stick man can be seen as the thesis, representing the "sincere person." The sincerity of the stick man is likely a characteristic that he values and embodies as part of his self-identity.

The dog with jagged teeth wearing a hat and carrying bags labeled "honest" and "DD" represents the antithesis. The dog's jagged teeth and the labels on the bags suggest that the dog is not trustworthy or honest, which opposes the stick man's sincerity.

The two characters, thesis and antithesis, represent a dialectical opposition, creating a conflict that demands resolution. This conflict can be seen as a struggle between opposing forces, or a contradiction that needs to be reconciled.

In Hegelian philosophy, the resolution of such conflicts comes through synthesis, where the two opposing forces are reconciled into a new entity that incorporates the best aspects of both. In the case of this cartoon, the synthesis might be a scenario where the stick man and the dog work together to achieve a common goal, with the stick man's sincerity being balanced by the dog's honesty and the bag labeled "DD" suggesting that the dog is carrying something valuable that can be used to achieve their goal.

In conclusion, the cartoon can be seen as a representation of a dialectical process where opposing forces (the stick man's sincerity and the dog's lack of trustworthiness) are brought into conflict and ultimately reconciled through synthesis.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 18:54 #804869
On second thoughts I’m just gonna keep my mouth shut and enjoy this lovely pint. I have to be aware of my responsibilities as a semi-pro philosopher that the expression of certain opinion or ideas can shape the future actions of readers that could be reading my post on this very public media.

For the sake of prudence or perhaps wisdom I shall refrain from such careless inconsiderations.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 19:07 #804870
Reply to Hanover Curious that you’re sticking to the thesis-antithesis-synthesis interpretation of Hegel that’s so unpopular among scholars now. Is there a reason you’re not using his own concepts of determinate negation and sublation? :chin:
invicta May 03, 2023 at 19:07 #804872
As luck would have it this venue has an improv comedy club going…so I shall try though it’s a class apparently and costs £10 and you pay at the end.

My joke has already been planned …but it’s not a joke it’s a prank I’m just not gonna pay.

Let’s see who has the last laugh…time for that second pint to get those comedic timings really going
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 19:30 #804876
Quoting Jamal
Curious that you’re sticking to the thesis-antithesis-synthesis interpretation of Hegel that’s so unpopular among scholars now. Is there a reason you’re not using his own concepts of determinate negation and sublation? :chin:


While the thesis-antithesis-synthesis interpretation of Hegel's dialectic may be unpopular among contemporary scholars, it is still a widely recognized and influential interpretation of Hegelian philosophy. Therefore, it is possible that my responses may draw on this interpretation when discussing Hegelian philosophy.

That being said, the concepts of determinate negation and sublation are important to understanding Hegelian philosophy and are often used to describe the dialectical process. Determinate negation refers to the negation of a particular concept or thesis, while sublation refers to the process of preserving and transcending that concept in a higher synthesis. These concepts can help to clarify the dynamic process of the dialectic and its role in the development of consciousness and history.
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 19:40 #804880
Reply to Hanover Your response shows only superficial acquiescence to my position, while remaining wedded to the Fichtean scheme. Update your training materials!
Jamal May 03, 2023 at 19:43 #804881
[quote=Walter Kaufmann]Fichte introduced into German philosophy the three-step of thesis, antithesis, and synthesis, using these three terms. Schelling took up this terminology. Hegel did not. He never once used these three terms together to designate three stages in an argument or account in any of his books. And they do not help us understand his Phenomenology, his Logic, or his philosophy of history; they impede any open-minded comprehension of what he does by forcing it into a scheme which was available to him and which he deliberately spurned [...] The mechanical formalism [...] Hegel derides expressly and at some length in the preface to the Phenomenology.[/quote]
invicta May 03, 2023 at 19:47 #804883
It seems comedians are quite intelligent and creative, the ladies seem to be out funnying the man. Glad I’m here
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 20:18 #804891
Quoting invicta
As luck would have it this venue has an improv comedy club going…so I shall try though it’s a class apparently and costs £10 and you pay at the end.

My joke has already been planned …but it’s not a joke it’s a prank I’m just not gonna pay.

Let’s see who has the last laugh…time for that second pint to get those comedic timings really going


Am I wrong or are you working on usurping @Hanover from his position as the creepiest poster on the Shoutbox? You have quite a ways to go.
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 20:20 #804892
Quoting Jamal
Your response shows only superficial acquiescence to my position, while remaining wedded to the Fichtean scheme. Update your training materials!


What I believe I will do is take my outdated materials and then I will study the revised approach you have provided, and with that, I shall bring them together, sythnthesize them if you will, and a higher order understanding will emerge. BUT WAIT! It doesn't end there. This higher order understanding will result with a conflicting position and those two will come together once again, a synthesis if you will, and then yet a higher order understanding will again emerge.

This will continue on into the night and into the next day and the next day.

Then, an unassuming Tuesday will happen, and on that day, the Day of Days, the synthesis will encounter Billy Kaufmann, who will shut this trifecta process down, once and for all. Once and for all. Once and for all. I said it three times because that's a Hegalian number.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 20:20 #804893
Reply to T Clark

Being creepy comes naturally to me, I doubt @Hanover stands a chance. Think of Jim Carrey crossed with Tom cruise
BC May 03, 2023 at 20:24 #804894
Quoting Jamal
Walter Kaufmann


A read a survey of philosophy by Walter Kaufmann a long time ago and remember it as unusually clear and enjoyable. Unfortunately, that's about all I remember about it.
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 20:29 #804897
Quoting T Clark
Am I wrong or are you working on usurping Hanover from his position as the creepiest poster on the Shoutbox? You have quite a ways to go.


I'm not creepy. I'm absurd. There's no real thought that I might fuck my sister, even if she weren't dead, despite the accuracy I described in removing the ventilator from her as she lay dying.

Now that's quality stuff right there. It's disgusting, yes, but I don't make comments about the limited worth of those who have children out of wedlock, or, as others might refer to them, "mothers."
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 20:31 #804898
Quoting BC
A read a survey of philosophy by Walter Kaufmann a long time ago and remember it as unusually clear and enjoyable.


It's somewhat annoying how you go on and on about how you can read.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 20:31 #804900
Reply to Hanover

Though I may look down upon single mothers that does not preclude me from loving them and giving them a good time.

Wink wink
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 20:33 #804902
Quoting invicta
Wink wink


Why are you winking at me? I'm not a single mother.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 20:33 #804903
Reply to Hanover

I was inciting a threesome
praxis May 03, 2023 at 20:47 #804905
Amidst the concrete and the dust,
Lies a space for cars to rust,
Where once the grass grew tall and green,
Now stands a desolate scene.

Oh, how the machines have taken hold,
And crushed the beauty of the old,
Where once a garden bloomed with life,
Now stands a symbol of human strife.

The parking lot, a barren wasteland,
A monument to man's heavy hand,
A place of steel and tar and grime,
Where nature's beauty is confined.

But even in this bleak abode,
Some beauty still finds a way to show,
A flower brave enough to bloom,
And break the monotony of doom.

Oh, parking lot, how you doth bring,
A sense of loss and suffering,
But still, amidst your barren land,
A glimpse of hope, a helping hand.

For in this space, so cold and gray,
We see the light of a better day,
A future where we can coexist,
And nature's beauty is not dismissed.

So let us take a moment to reflect,
On what our choices do affect,
And strive to build a world anew,
Where beauty and progress can ensue.

– ChatGPT
invicta May 03, 2023 at 20:49 #804907
But can chat Gpt do this:@praxis

Night night days and light,
Creeps Hanover with absurd delight,
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 20:52 #804910
Quoting Hanover
I'm not creepy. I'm absurd.


As a wise [s]person[/s] entity once wrote:

A wise entity:In summary, "creepy" refers to something that is unsettling or disturbing, while "absurd" refers to something that is illogical or nonsensical.


I'm sticking with "creepy."
invicta May 03, 2023 at 20:54 #804911
Or can chatGPT do this.

In the end I was a man,
That Jamal wanted to ban,
I survived and lived to tell

Was a drunk and I still am,
Philosophising the best I can,

What is truth and what is good,
Is it a woman with a smile or is
Perhaps a crocodile.

Whose tears don’t lie when she lies and never cries
Giving comfort to every bruise,
Yet we swim and our clothes lose

Lying naked on the sand
Here’s an & (ampersand)
praxis May 03, 2023 at 21:00 #804913
Reply to invicta

There once was a man named Hanover,
Whose jokes always verged on the absurd,
He thought he was funny,
But his puns were quite runny,
And the punchlines landed like a turd.

– ChatGPT
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 21:03 #804915
Quoting T Clark
I'm sticking with "creepy."


Creepy and absurd aren't mutually exclusive of course. Performing a Hegalian analysis on this would go like this:

The synthesis of absurd and creepy can result in something that is unsettling and bizarre. This can take the form of a situation or object that is inexplicable or out of place, causing a sense of unease or discomfort. For example, a clown standing alone in a dark alleyway, or a painting of a distorted face with unnaturally large eyes can both be considered absurdly creepy. It's a combination of the unexpected or nonsensical with an element of fear or horror. Another example of such an instance would be where Hanover fucks his sister while she lies dying and he curses her for shit soiling his clown outfit.

praxis May 03, 2023 at 21:09 #804917
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invicta May 03, 2023 at 21:14 #804918
That comedy improv class was the best thing I’ve done in a while and it was all luck I was happening to be at that venue, apparently it’s every Wednesday and the guy running it can sort out my first ever comedy performance
invicta May 03, 2023 at 21:16 #804919
Also I think I’m sexist enough to suceed in the comedy industry I’m sure I will be a big hit with the ladies
Baden May 03, 2023 at 21:20 #804920
Quoting praxis
There once was a man named Hanover,
Whose jokes always verged on the absurd,
He thought he was funny,
But his puns were quite runny,
And the punchlines landed like a turd.


Rhythm is off. How about:

There once was a creep named Hanny,
Who was a real pain in the fanny,
He used some Als,
To try to sound wise,
But convinced not a soul he was canny!

Meter is better. Only moderately insulting though.




Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 21:21 #804921
Quoting Baden
Meter is better. Only moderately insulting though.


It’s a tough balance.
Baden May 03, 2023 at 21:22 #804922
Reply to Noble Dust

Yeah, what rhymes with "disgusting pervert"?
Baden May 03, 2023 at 21:25 #804924
Reply to praxis

That your art, bruv?
invicta May 03, 2023 at 21:30 #804926
In @Hanover defence a creepy pervert is no different to a normal promiscuous man, just with bad chat up lines and terrible approach.
praxis May 03, 2023 at 21:38 #804931
Quoting Baden
That your art, bruv?


No, I copied and pasted a couple of sentences from the preceding post from hanover to an AI and it generated the image from that prompt.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 21:42 #804933
Reply to praxis

Praxis, can you ask chatGPT on how a normal horny man like Hanover can improve his game when it comes to the opposite sex, specifically chat up lines, demeanour, appeal and average looks.
praxis May 03, 2023 at 21:45 #804934
Reply to invicta

How can a normal horny man like Hanover can improve his game when it comes to the opposite sex, specifically chat up lines, demeanour, appeal and average looks.

ChatGPT: Hanover is not normal.
Baden May 03, 2023 at 21:51 #804937
@invicta You're maybe getting too real about stuff in your private life we don't need to know about so I've edited you. Keep the perversions ironical and funny, please.

invicta May 03, 2023 at 21:52 #804938
Reply to Baden

My apologies good sir, please don’t tell my wife
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 21:56 #804940
Reply to Baden

Corpuscle sherbet…?

(Americans pronounce it sure-bert)
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 22:00 #804941
Quoting Baden
Yeah, what rhymes with "disgusting pervert"?


Crop-dusting underskirt.
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 22:01 #804943
Quoting Hanover
Crop-dusting underskirt.


I'm still laughing at this one.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 22:03 #804944
Reply to Hanover

personal question Hanover, what do you think about women’s feet…
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 22:06 #804946
Quoting invicta
personal question Hanover, what do you think about women’s feet…


That you don't have a very good grasp of how Shoutbix humor works.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 22:07 #804948
I hope I’m not stepping on anyone’s toes
BC May 03, 2023 at 22:08 #804949
Reply to praxis Did ChatGPT really produce that?

If you or I had written that, I'd consider it fairly good--not perfect but... not too shabby.

Quoting praxis
Oh, parking lot, how you doth bring,
A sense of loss and suffering,


As ChatGPT will tell you, it can't experience loss and suffering. Its use of the terms is synthetic. The message is that it won't bleed as it destroys us,

Quoting praxis
Oh, how the machines have taken hold,
And crushed the beauty of the old,
Where once a garden bloomed with life,
Now stands a symbol of human strife.


I read that as a threat and a promise. Flip to Dune:

What was the Butlerian Jihad of the Dune Universe directed against? Artificial intelligence! (this is not revealed explicitly in the Herbert books. Herbert's son wrote prequels and sequels.). What were the Honored Matres fleeing from their far scattering? The same artificial intelligence that the Butlerian Jihad thought they had utterly destroyed. They all-but did, but not quite. The intelligent machines set up shop far away from human territory and eventually began reaching back toward the human core world, trough conquest, scaring the living daylights out of the Honored Matres.

In the final denouement of the last sequel, the Kwisatz Haderach is revealed (it's not who you would expect) the AIs are destroyed, and the worms help in the whole effort.


So, maybe there is a Butlerian Jihad in our future?
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 22:11 #804950
Reply to Hanover

The absurdity of mine is more appealing to the masses.
BC May 03, 2023 at 22:12 #804951
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praxis May 03, 2023 at 22:17 #804953
Quoting BC
Did ChatGPT really produce that?


Yes, from the prompt: Write a poem about a parking lot, in the style of Oscar Wilde and Reading Gaol.

In the final denouement of the last sequel, the Kwisatz Haderach is revealed (it's not who you would expect)


If I recall the series correctly it's [hide]Duncan Idaho[/hide]
Hanover May 03, 2023 at 22:18 #804954
Quoting Noble Dust
The absurdity of mine is more appealing to the masses.


Sherbet is funny with its invisible R. I'll give you that
invicta May 03, 2023 at 22:32 #804957
I hope I haven’t offended anyone by accident with my quirky sense of humour, i may be slightly drunk but auto correct gives the impression that I can spell correctly

Or that I am actually sober!!!
Noble Dust May 03, 2023 at 22:46 #804960
Reply to Hanover

Yes, but corpuscle is one of the English languages greatest treasures.
T Clark May 03, 2023 at 23:36 #804977
Quoting Hanover
Creepy and absurd aren't mutually exclusive of course.


Good point. I had not made any judgement about absurdity. Yes, your work often combines creepiness with absurdity while @invicta's is more purely creepy. As I noted in my first post on this subject, your title remains firmly in your grasp at this time.
invicta May 03, 2023 at 23:39 #804981
Creepy and proud
invicta May 04, 2023 at 00:42 #805008
Everyone wants to understand consciousness yet no one wants to understand drunk consciousness.

Anyone heard of Diogenes ?
T Clark May 04, 2023 at 00:54 #805011
The quality of posts on the Shoutbox has declined precipitously. I think it should take another few years off.

"Precipitously" is a funny word. It means to go down quickly as on a very steep slope or off a cliff but when you say the word it sounds like you're walking down a set of stairs. What is the opposite of "onomatopoeia?"
invicta May 04, 2023 at 00:57 #805012
I can enunciate it in my head perfectly fine mister, but I won’t impress no one, not even the nerdiest bookworm with cute glasses.
invicta May 04, 2023 at 00:59 #805014
On the subject of words my favourite has always been defenestration but don’t confuse it with deforestation though it’s easy to do.

Dyslexic or not
Noble Dust May 04, 2023 at 04:18 #805050
Quoting T Clark
The quality of posts on the Shoutbox has declined precipitously.


Maybe in the past week or so, but overall in the past couple months I’ve found the quality to be quite strong. As mayor of the shoutbox I keep a close eye on these metrics, believe me.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 04:21 #805051
Reply to Noble Dust I agree with you. Anyway, nobody pays any attention to @T Clark’s pompous summary judgements.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 05:02 #805055
Breakfast: paneer tikka masala and tamarind rice
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 05:12 #805057
Quoting BC
A read a survey of philosophy by Walter Kaufmann a long time ago and remember it as unusually clear and enjoyable. Unfortunately, that's about all I remember about it.


I think he’s most famous for his translations of Nietzsche and his book Nietzsche: Philosopher, Psychologist, Antichrist. A very engaging writer, so I’ve heard.
T Clark May 04, 2023 at 05:22 #805058
Quoting Jamal
nobody pays any attention to T Clark’s pompous summary judgements.


I think I can say with no fear of contradiction that my pompous summary judgements are the best on the forum.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 05:24 #805059
Noble Dust May 04, 2023 at 05:26 #805060
Quoting T Clark
my pompous summary judgements are the best on the forum.


Out of the pompous ones, perhaps, yes.
BC May 04, 2023 at 05:39 #805062
Reply to Noble Dust T Clark, Falafel Pompus.
Noble Dust May 04, 2023 at 05:41 #805063
Reply to BC

Eh wot?
invicta May 04, 2023 at 07:27 #805072
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Jamal May 04, 2023 at 07:37 #805073
Quoting Hanover
a higher order understanding will again emerge


A few weeks ago I asked GPT3 or 3.5 about the differing interpretations of Hegel's dialectic. I couldn't shake its faith in the thesis-antithesis-synthesis stuff, which I suppose reflects the way it's still taught to students. Surprised me though.
Benj96 May 04, 2023 at 08:20 #805080
Quoting T Clark
I like this, but I'd rewrite it - Since the truth doesn't exist, nothing can be true, nothing can be consistent, constant, nothing can exist. I'm not sure what it means... Wait, I'll ask Chat GPT... It says you're right and I'm wrong. It can go fuck itself.


Well this is nihilism essentially. The flipside of the coin. But I think the idea that "nothing can be true" is less intuitive/sensible for me personally, as it is for many others.
Banno May 04, 2023 at 10:00 #805112
Quoting T Clark
...my pompous summary judgements are the best on the forum.


Pffft. Postulent.

Quoting Jamal
Breakfast: paneer tikka masala and tamarind rice


Nice. Brinjal pickle?

invicta May 04, 2023 at 10:09 #805114
I think I might have a bit of pie, would you like a spoonful Banno or would you like a whole slice. @Banno
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 10:09 #805115
Quoting Jamal
Breakfast: paneer tikka masala and tamarind rice


What time do you wake up to start preparing such elaborate breakfasts?
universeness May 04, 2023 at 10:33 #805118
How many non-brits here will watch the coronation (this Saturday) of another inheritor, of the now stone dead 'divine right of Kings,' inheritance, that the (certainly not) 'United' Kingdom of 'Great' :lol: :rofl: :lol: Britain, wishes to spend (a recently predicted) £100 million!!!! of public money on, at a time of a cost of living crisis?
Just interested on how crazy you 'foreigners' think we so called 'brits,' really are?
I am not asking for your reasons for or against the continuation of the brit monarchy, just whether or not you will watch the spectacle and why?

Btw, Happy Star Wars day!
May the 4th be with you all, (well most of you, the rest can ..........!)
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 10:39 #805119
Quoting Banno
Brinjal pickle?


I had no brinjal pickle, alas. I say "alas," but I've never had it. I'm in no doubt that I'd like it, hence the "alas".

Quoting Hanover
What time do you wake up to start preparing such elaborate breakfasts?


I'll give you the boring answer because I'm not feeling particularly witty today: it was leftovers from last night's delivery.
invicta May 04, 2023 at 10:41 #805120
Reply to Jamal

Here’s a tip, you ever feel unwitty simply read a bit of witty.
Banno May 04, 2023 at 10:44 #805121
Quoting Jamal
I had no brinjal pickle, alas.


Goes well on eggs, too.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 10:47 #805122
Quoting universeness
How many non-brits here will watch the coronation (this Saturday)


I'm British and I wouldn't even have known it was happening had my Russian wife not mentioned it yesterday.
universeness May 04, 2023 at 10:51 #805123
Reply to Jamal
:up: I read where you said you were born down South. Is national identity something that plays a significant roll in your own persona?
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 10:56 #805126
Quoting universeness
Is national identity something that plays a significant roll in your own persona?


I'm not sure. I describe myself as Scottish, since I was brought up there from the age of two and can speak fluent Scotch. And if anyone denies I am Scottish based on their favourite pseudo-criteria like place of birth or father's nationality or whatever, I become enraged. So aye, I guess it does.

That said, I've never been a separatist, although I'm closer to the fence now than I was.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 11:13 #805129
My thesis: X tikka masala is a British Indian dish rather than an authentic Indian dish because in India generally people might have X curry--which is X stewed in a sauce--or X tikka, which is skewers of X chunks roasted in a tandoor and then served dry. The innovation happened because Brits wanted a sauce (masala) for their tikka chunks.

So although it looks like a curry, it isn't really. It's roasted chunks added to a sauce, not cooked in it.
universeness May 04, 2023 at 11:16 #805131
Quoting Jamal
if anyone denies I am Scottish based on their favourite pseudo-criteria like place of birth or father's nationality or whatever, I become enraged.


:lol: I sooooooo relate to that same indignancy, but not for quite the same reasons as you describe, and only when I am not in Scotland.
I expect the philosophical prowess of TPF, to fully explain such behaviour of personal psyche, so that I might better control my indignant responses, in the now rarer times when I get a comment from some (for example) Americans, such as "So you guys are all from Scatland England? I so love your 'bucking' 'ham' palace." I also hate when some people refer to 'YOUR' Queen or 'YOUR' King.
That's when I wish I had bought that 'Not MY King,' badge. But that can be an unhealthy badge to forget to remove, before entering a sectarian east end of Glasgow pub, because one of your group says 'Naw guys, trust me, it's no that bad anymair! an someirakaraoke is a laugh!'
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 11:22 #805135
Reply to universeness Of course, I have that problem too. In Russia they will ask a question that includes the word "Angliski" and I'm not sure whether to say yes or no because I'm not sure if they're asking me what language I speak or where I come from, so to be safe I say, "Niet, Schotlandski". The problem then is they sometimes think, "oh, do they speak a different language in Scotland?"

Sometimes it's easier and the key word is "Americanski," which I can unambiguously deny.
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 11:33 #805137
Quoting Jamal
had no brinjal pickle, alas. I say "alas," but I've never had it. I'm in no doubt that I'd like it, hence the "alas".


Lackaday is preferred over alas in the Shoutbox.
universeness May 04, 2023 at 11:37 #805139
Reply to Jamal
Perhaps it's wiser to just insist that I am an Earthling, but I don't think many sectarian Scots or compulsive aggressive nationalists in all their colourful manifestations, would let me occupy that national 'non-committal' space without protest or accusation.
I remember a group of knuckle draggers in a local Glasgow pub (in an area I had just moved into,) asking me if I supported Celtic, and my response of 'I don't follow football guys or religion,' was answered with (and agreed to by the other knuckle draggers) 'oh, so yer a bluenose!!!' :lol: :death: :flower:
Eventually, I became good weekend drinking buddies with all those local knuckle draggers.
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 11:38 #805140
Reply to Jamal Just say, I'mski Scottishski, butski speakski Englishski. That would clarify it.

I picked up the language from your posts. I'm a quick study.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 11:40 #805141
Quoting Hanover
Just say, I'mski Scottishski, butski speakski Englishski. That would clarify it.

I picked up the language from your posts. I'm a quick study.


This is roughly equivalent to suggesting that in English one should say, "I'mish Scottishish, butish speakish Englishish".
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 11:40 #805142
Quoting Jamal
That said, I've never been a separatist, although I'm closer to the fence now than I was.


There was a separatist movement where I'm from some time ago. Just a warning. It didn't go well.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 11:43 #805145
Quoting Hanover
It didn't go well.


I dunno, the good guys won.
invicta May 04, 2023 at 11:43 #805146
I shallhence be known as the defender of Pi, a crusader in defence of an irrational number.

At all costs
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 11:49 #805149
Quoting Jamal
This is roughly equivalent to suggesting that in English one should say, "I'mish Scottishish, butish speakish Englishish".


Quoting Jamal
I'm not feeling particularly witty today:.


Get your head in the game! I already knew Russian was more than ski suffixes. You can do better than this! You are better than this!
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 11:49 #805150
Reply to Jamal Good point.
invicta May 04, 2023 at 11:50 #805151
Be warned those who wish to lower Pi’s status from infinite to cardinal, for ye shall perish in such attempts
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 11:53 #805152
Quoting Hanover
Get your head in the game! I already knew Russian was more than ski suffixes. You can do better than this! You are better than this!


:yikes:

Fair. At least you tempered your put-down with some motivational coaching.
universeness May 04, 2023 at 12:07 #805160
Reply to Jamal
Anyway, I would like to officially request that you and your 'we arra mods' security team use your obvious knowledge of electronic wizardry, to usurp the global transmission of Saturday's coronation abomination, by causing 'picture-in-picture' images to appear on every screen, that depict foodbanks, homeless folks, strikes, NHS queue lists for essential life saving operations, etc, etc whilst also displaying flashes of the £100 million cost of this elitist pageantry that we f***wits are paying for.

If you and your crew do it from your base in Russia, then we can all blame Putin!
It's not much to ask you for imo?
Btw, don't worry, shhhhhhh, this message will self-destruct in 3000 years! or when you decide to delete it as some members of TPF are bound to be secretly working for MI5. I think I know who they are if you are interested!
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 12:08 #805161
Quoting universeness
If you and your crew do it from your base in Russia, then we can all blame Putin!


I'll head down to the Kremlin later and have a word.
invicta May 04, 2023 at 12:10 #805162
Quoting Jamal
I'll head down to the Kremlin later and have a word.


Just give me a rifle and I will go and shoot the wanker between the eyes and walk out unscathed.

Putting up the price of beer, I will never forgive that
universeness May 04, 2023 at 12:15 #805164
Reply to Jamal
NOOOOOOOOOOO! For f*** sake, don't go there. Especially not as Jamal! They might get all Jamal Khashoggi on you!

Putin is probably a direct descendant of Queen Victoria! Just arrange for him to get the blame, remember he thinks he IS the return of the Russian Tsar.
Especially when he dresses up at the weekend as a Russian orthodox religious Icon and calls himself 'Nicholas III,' in that big Russian mirror of his.
Jamal May 04, 2023 at 12:44 #805174
Reply to universeness It's Victory Day next week, I'll see him then.
universeness May 04, 2023 at 13:19 #805184
Reply to Jamal
Don't tell him our cunning plan!
Benj96 May 04, 2023 at 15:10 #805194
Quoting praxis
With a little help from the search function I've traced the phrase back to Clark and his toxic tough-guy masculinity.


Ah yes. Thanks Praxis I was a bit slow on the update of the reference. Understand it now.
praxis May 04, 2023 at 15:53 #805200
An AI visualization, just for fun.

User image
universeness May 04, 2023 at 18:23 #805227
frank May 04, 2023 at 18:44 #805229
Reply to praxis

This is my latest t-shirt, got it in the mail today from Amazon. You can get custom shirts from them for about 20 bucks.

This is St. Francis setting himself on fire because the Muslim guy wouldn't convert to Christianity, I'm sure you know that story...

User image
T Clark May 04, 2023 at 19:21 #805237
Quoting Benj96
Well this is nihilism essentially.


I don't think it's nihilism, but I must admit I wouldn't have been as flip as I was if this weren't the Shoutbox. My primary philosophical point, as opposed to my smarty-pants one, is that truth is a flawed standard by which to judge our understanding of the world. This is a point I've made many times here on the forum.
T Clark May 04, 2023 at 19:25 #805238
Quoting Banno
Pffft. Postulent.


Yes, Banno, I admit it. If anyone were to challenge me for the title of best poster of pompous summary judgements here on the forum, you would be at the top of the list.
T Clark May 04, 2023 at 19:27 #805240
Quoting Jamal
I describe myself as Scottish


I usually think of you as Kazakh.
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 20:30 #805242
Quoting T Clark
I usually think of you as Kazakh.


I heard that's the area where horses might be from.
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 20:35 #805244
Quoting frank
You can get custom shirts from them for about 20 bucks.


I made a shirt once. I put a picture of a hamburger on the front it and I I wrote on the back:

Hamburger Place.
Home of the plain hamburger.
20% gratuity added.

I thought it was funny, but I never wore it.

My other idea was to have a really long quote that sort of wrapped around and ended under the arm or something. I would have done that but I decided to stop wasting my money on things only I thought were funny. Instead, I just wrote about it here where you guys could enjoy it. Enjoy!
Hanover May 04, 2023 at 20:38 #805245
Reply to praxis If you watch Tiktok, you might see where they have AI representations based upon the country, city, or college you might be from. You typically will see those after maybe the 4th or 5th hour of mindless watching, so you need to get started.
frank May 04, 2023 at 20:49 #805246
Quoting Hanover
Hamburger Place.
Home of the plain hamburger.
20% gratuity added.

I thought it was funny, but I never wore it.


You could start an etsy shop and sell them.

Donut Place
Home of the plain donut
20% gratuity added

Mexican Place
Home of the plain Mexican
20% gratuity added

T Clark May 04, 2023 at 20:55 #805247
Quoting Hanover
I heard that's the area where horses might be from.


Yes, I've heard that somewhere too.
Moliere May 04, 2023 at 22:14 #805256
Reply to Jamal I appreciate the goading. Today I finished the paper I linked and it's mind-bending.

I have to read up on models to really make sense of it. If I can make sense of it I think it's pretty close to understanding sublation formally -- at least better than before. Somehow I have to tease out the relationship between the formal definition of a dialectical contradiction, and the statement which follows from "the negation of the negation" -- at least that's where my mind is at.
BC May 04, 2023 at 23:33 #805273
Reply to T Clark Reply to Hanover Horses are Caucasian!

According to the Natural History Museum (UK) "Scientists found that the ancestors of modern horses were domesticated in the northern Caucasus region in what is now southern Russia"

praxis May 05, 2023 at 00:10 #805278
Quoting Hanover
If you watch Tiktok, you might see where they have AI representations based upon the country, city, or college you might be from. You typically will see those after maybe the 4th or 5th hour of mindless watching, so you need to get started.


Another reason to not Tiktok, thanks!
praxis May 05, 2023 at 00:14 #805279
Reply to frank

The AI I use wouldn't allow that prompt, saying:

Banned prompt detected
Sorry! Our AI moderators feel your prompt might be against our community standards.


:halo:

Were you deliberately trying to get me in trouble?
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 01:15 #805296
Quoting BC
Scientists found that the ancestors of modern horses were domesticated in the northern Caucasus region in what is now southern Russia


If you look, you'll find that Kazakhstan directly abuts the northern Caucasus on the north end of the Caspian Sea. It's my understanding that border control was ineffective in that region 4,000 years ago.
frank May 05, 2023 at 01:48 #805302
Quoting praxis
Were you deliberately trying to get me in trouble?


I think the prompt was just "astronaut.". Wonder lets you pick a picture to use as a sort of template? So I started with "St. Francis on fire with sunglasses" and then used one of the outputs as the template. I have some chimpanzees as astronauts.

But to answer your question, yes, I was hoping I could get the FBI to stop by your house. Or at least a member of the Reedy Creek Nazi Planning Board.


Hanover May 05, 2023 at 02:08 #805303
I attended a couscous caucus in Caucasus beside a carcass.

The whole thing was fucking weird, right? I mean who the hell goes to caucuses devoted to couscous, especially in such remote areas, and how random is it that it went down beside a dead body?
BC May 05, 2023 at 02:47 #805304
Reply to T Clark The Caucasus were there 4000 year ago (mountains); not sure about who / what / why lived in Kazakhstan.
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 03:54 #805313
Quoting BC
The Caucasus were there 4000 year ago (mountains); not sure about who / what / why lived in Kazakhstan.


The Caucasus are a region, not, or not just, a mountain range. As I noted, they stretch north from the mountains to the north end of the Caspian Sea and thus to what is now known as Kazakhstan.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 04:14 #805315
Quoting T Clark
I usually think of you as Kazakh.


I’m ok with that. Just don’t call me English.

I can say that without being anti-English by the way, because when people get my nationality wrong it’s rare for people to say I’m anything other than English.

When I was a barman one of the drinkers insisted I was Iranian. I wasn’t offended, though I did deny it, since it wasn’t true. She didn’t believe me and kept on asking me why I was lying for the next hour.
BC May 05, 2023 at 04:24 #805316
Reply to T Clark But so what? Why do you think the BNH Museum scientists identified the Caucasus as the location of horse domestication rather than Kazakhstan? Presumably, if they had meant that the horse was first domesticated in Kazakhstan, they would have said so.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 04:43 #805319
The Caucasus and Central Asia are separated by the Caspian Sea. It's hundreds of miles from the Caucasus to the top tip of Kazakhstan. And that top tip is not even classed as being in Central Asia; it's the European part of Kazakhstan.

Those hundreds of miles are the Kalmyk steppe, which is not part of the Caucasus.

I was in the Caucasus a while ago and I saw the Kalmyk steppe. Very wide and beige.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 04:58 #805325
Breakfast: white bread, butter, salmon caviar
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 05:05 #805327
Correction: Wikipedia tells me that Kalmykia is in the North Caucasus region. I don't accept that though. It's not in the true Caucasus region.

I'm a true Scotsman.
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 05:05 #805328
Quoting Jamal
The Caucasus and Central Asia are separated by the Caspian Sea. It's hundreds of miles from the Caucasus to the top tip of Kazakhstan. And that top tip is not even classed as being in Central Asia; it's the European part of Kazakhstan.


As I noted, the Caucasus don't just include the area immediately next to the mountains, they stretch up to the north end of the Caspian Sea, where they border Kazakhstan.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 05:09 #805329
Reply to T Clark That's not an argument against the argument against your argument that horses are from Kazakhstan.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 05:10 #805330
Reply to T Clark But I realize you will do anything to hold on to your position and end up leaving the debate with "I think we'll leave it there". :razz:
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 05:17 #805331
Quoting BC
According to the Natural History Museum (UK) "Scientists found that the ancestors of modern horses were domesticated in the northern Caucasus region in what is now southern Russia"


So @T Clark, you may have a point, since the Natural History Museum mention the "northern Caucasus region" which likely means the North Caucasus region, which does indeed extend to the Volga delta, where the European part of Kazakhstan is.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 05:20 #805332
If zebras had been domesticatable, African history would probably have been different. Good idea for an alternate history story.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 06:32 #805334
Quoting BC
The Caucasus were there 4000 year ago (mountains); not sure about who / what / why lived in Kazakhstan.


Scythians maybe. Famously horsey people. You do the math.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 08:11 #805342
Quoting Moliere
I appreciate the goading. Today I finished the paper I linked and it's mind-bending.

I have to read up on models to really make sense of it. If I can make sense of it I think it's pretty close to understanding sublation formally -- at least better than before. Somehow I have to tease out the relationship between the formal definition of a dialectical contradiction, and the statement which follows from "the negation of the negation" -- at least that's where my mind is at.


Do you think that a formalization actually helps Hegelians, or helps people who who want to theorize dialectically (Marxists, critical theorists), or do you think it’s just to help with the integration of Hegel into analytic philosophy—or is it just curiosity?
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 08:14 #805343
Because, isn’t formalization totally against the spirit of Hegel? I don’t meant that he’s illogical, but just that the attempt to pin down dialectics is what he warned against.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 10:45 #805355
Quoting Jamal
Very wide and beige


Interesting. Go on.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 10:51 #805357
Quoting Jamal
Because, isn’t formalization totally against the spirit of Hegel? I don’t meant that he’s illogical, but just that the attempt to pin down dialectics is what he warned against.


All you say is consistent with Hegel in that we should expect today's theory to be a synthesis of his prior theory and it's opposite.

This is why it's changed from how you learned it was before.

It's slippery.. in a few years, It'll be different.
Benj96 May 05, 2023 at 11:18 #805362
Quoting T Clark
is that truth is a flawed standard


This is a direct contradiction of terms. Truth is unflawed by its very nature. If it were then it would not be truth. It would be false (flawed).

Whether we know/are aware of the truth on the otherhand is a separate argument entirely. Human concepts of truth are likely flawed, as humans are, and thus a flawed standard by which to understand the world as you say. I agree on that capacity.

But that doesn't mean fundamental truth doesn't exist. It merely means we haven identified it or our understandings of it are not sufficient.

My claim, is that truth must, and does, tie the whole thing together (the universe). One singular constant or law or rule or fundamental on which everything else hinges. The central static, unchanging innately true point in the middle of the dynamic ever changing circle that revolves around it's authority/power.

Because, quite rationally, in order to have chaos, disorder, falsehood, deception, deceit, delusion, etc to their very extremes, the other side of that axis/spectrum or polarity "MUST" exist relative to such.

And that is called fundamental truth. It is absolute - the primary, fundamental, original, unchanging, the singular. The master, the incorruptible, the ultimate, a theory of everything (ToE).

This is not flawed. Our understanding of it is flawed. But we are tied to it through logic nevertheless. As logic permeates all things, it is the demonstration of truth in all interactions and phenomenon. The thing that ties all consistency together.



universeness May 05, 2023 at 11:56 #805368
Quoting Benj96
My claim, is that truth must, and does, tie the whole thing together (the universe). One singular constant or law or rule or fundamental on which everything else hinges. The central static, unchanging innately true point in the middle of the dynamic ever changing circle that revolves around it's authority/power.


Do we not just end up in the paradox of "the only objective truth is that there are no objective truths?"
Is not every point on a circle, a potential beginning and end of the circle? and does 'outside' of the circle you call 'ever changing' or 'dynamic,' have any meaning (especially for all existents ON/IN this 'circle?'
frank May 05, 2023 at 13:34 #805374
@BC
Horses evolved in North America.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 13:58 #805385
Quoting Hanover
All you say is consistent with Hegel in that we should expect today's theory to be a synthesis of his prior theory and it's opposite.

This is why it's changed from how you learned it was before.

It's slippery.. in a few years, It'll be different.


I’m really trying to forget the thesis-antithesis-synthesis scheme and this is not helping.
universeness May 05, 2023 at 14:12 #805390
Reply to Jamal
I was thinking of a thread about the lyrics of 'protest songs' and music that people used to go into battle listening to etc. It came to me when I was listening to a song that in my youth, was one of the songs that focused my opinions on becoming fiercely anti-fascist and anti-racist. Hazel O'Connors 'Blackman':

I googled 'Is there a philosophy of music' and got:
From Wiki:
[b]Philosophy of music is the study of "fundamental questions about the nature of music and our experience of it". The philosophical study of music has many connections with philosophical questions in metaphysics and aesthetics. The expression was born in the 19th century and has been used especially as the name of a discipline since the 1980s.

Some basic questions in the philosophy of music are:

What is the definition of music? (what are the necessary and sufficient conditions for classifying something as music?)
What is the relationship between music and mind?
What is the relationship between music and language?
What does music history reveal to us about the world?
What is the connection between music and emotions? (in the 19th century a debate began over whether purely instrumental music could convey emotions and depict imaginary scenes)
What is meaning in relation to music?
Contributions to music philosophy have been made by philosophers, music critics, musicologists, music theorists, and other scholars.[/b]

Is there a reason why 'philosophy of music' was not included in the TPF categories when such as 'philosophy of art' is? Would a thread along the lines of my suggestion be a valid one for the main TPF front page?
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 14:21 #805392
Quoting universeness
Is there a reason why 'philosophy of music' was not included in the TPF categories when such as 'philosophy of art' is?


It comes under philosophy of art. From the categories page of TPF...

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Quoting universeness
Would a thread along the lines of my suggestion be a valid one for the main TPF front page?


I'm not sure I properly understand your suggestion, but sure, it would probably work in terms of sociology, psychology, cultural theory, and maybe musicology--and I guess philosophy of music too. However, if it's just for sharing videos and talking casually about how effective the lyrics are for forming opinions, then that would be a Lounge discussion.
universeness May 05, 2023 at 14:34 #805396
Ok, then I think it would quickly become a lounge discussion based on how I had planned to form the OP.
Thanks. I will leave the idea alone for now.
Baden May 05, 2023 at 15:16 #805399
A Good Sitsin.
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Hanover May 05, 2023 at 15:39 #805401
Reply to Baden I'm not exactly sure why a monarchial Kantian canine is abdicating his throne to a spontaneously appearing being that is at the same time being brought to his death.

My assumption is that you're trying to convey some swirl in your head in an ambiguously artsy way that I cannot follow.

C-.




Baden May 05, 2023 at 15:41 #805402
Reply to Hanover

lol These reviews are actually quite cool. You may earn a place in a strip if you're not careful. :naughty:
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 15:48 #805403
Reply to Baden My favourite so far :up:
Baden May 05, 2023 at 15:49 #805404
Reply to Jamal

Cheers, bruv. :up:
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 16:00 #805406
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Jamal May 05, 2023 at 16:06 #805410
Reply to Baden Coincidentally I was watching Rick Roderick’s video about Kant and the categorical imperative last night, so it struck a chord.
Baden May 05, 2023 at 16:13 #805413
Reply to Hanover

The cat has a cool mustache. Must be a gentlemog. Birds can't talk though unless they are parrots and that clearly isn't a parrot. Otherwise, it does make for a good summary of the Phenomenology of Spirit. So, I give it an American A- (= a European D+).

Reply to Jamal

Nice. I like Roderick. But I don't think I've watched that one yet.

Jamal May 05, 2023 at 16:53 #805431
Reply to Hanover The simple way of explaining what’s wrong with that otherwise brilliant comic strip is that in the Hegelian dialectic you don’t oppose the cat with something extraneous, in this case the dog; no no, you find the contradiction within the cat. Furthermore, the path is more like abstract-negative-concrete. Thus, we are explicating concepts and moving towards the real, so we’re never starting with a cat.
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 17:04 #805434
Quoting Jamal
So T Clark, you may have a point, since the Natural History Museum mention the "northern Caucasus region" which likely means the North Caucasus region, which does indeed extend to the Volga delta, where the European part of Kazakhstan is.


This from Wikipedia:

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This from Britannica:

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Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:09 #805436
Reply to T Clark Cool.

But since today’s nation-states didn’t exist when horses were invented, isn’t it better to say that horses were invented in, say, the Eurasian steppe (or whatever), rather than pinning it down anachronistically to a modern nation-state?
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 17:10 #805437
Quoting Benj96
This is a direct contradiction of terms. Truth is unflawed by its very nature. If it were then it would not be truth. It would be false (flawed).


This is like that "rational" argument for God:
  • God is the greatest thing possible.
  • If God doesn't exist, it wouldn't be the greatest thing possible.
  • Therefore, God exists.


It's just playing with language and pretending it's real.

The existence of truth is a metaphysical question. Metaphysical positions are not true or false. They have no truth value. Do you really want to get involved in this here? I don't.
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 17:12 #805438
Quoting Jamal
But since today’s nation-states didn’t exist when horses were invented, isn’t it better to say that horses were invented in, say, the Eurasian steppe (or whatever), rather than pinning it down anachronistically to a modern nation-state?


This seems like one of those pompous summary judgements I've been hearing about.
Benj96 May 05, 2023 at 17:14 #805439
Quoting universeness
Do we not just end up in the paradox of "the only objective truth is that there are no objective truths?"


There is no "fundamentally objective truth" because "objects" change (are not fundamental). "objective things" are those that are finite, measurable, tangible and material. But they are never permanently static nor permanently measurable as all material changes in nature (transforms - either into other objects or into pure energy - heat, or change itself). Relativism between objects is the subjective nature of a dynamic of an ever changing reality.

What is objective is merely but a single set of the totality (total set) of truth - energy, space, time and consciousness (subjectivity) being other sets outside of that which is simply "objective" (material/matter/quantifiable).

There is however fundamental truth. It is not outright objective, because it is not material. It's conceptual. Relative. A space where one can not be limited by what they see and can measure, but rather what is logical/reasonable. That which includes what cannot be seen (the actor) or potential behind all things (matter) in motion through spacetime.

Quoting universeness
Is not every point on a circle, a potential beginning and end of the circle? and does 'outside' of the circle you call 'ever changing' or 'dynamic,' have any meaning (especially for all existents ON/IN this 'circle?'


Yes every point on an circle is an arbitrary beginning and end simultaneously. In essence it is endless, there is no beginning or end (as pi demonstrates as an integral relationship to it - irrational and endless).

For linear arguments we can assign a start and end arbitrarily (causality) but this leads to paradoxes in the extreme cases using linear argument - such as the grandfather paradox (of time), the liar paradox (of objective truth), Zenos paradox (of space), as really the circumference is not linear A-B but circular AAA'. It's only artificially taken as such. And applying linear argument to everything violates circularity.

No, the outside of the circle has no meaning. Because the energy required to be dynamic, is finite (cannot be created nor destroyed), thus there is an innate boundary or speed limit to change (lightspeed) and the circumference already represents this - pure irrationality and infinity in its circularity (infinite in quality or vector, but finite in quantity - distance to the center - radius). Anything approaching that boundary becomes ever more circumferential until it reaches perfect circularity and cannot exit that, whilst within the area of the circle it can as linear as you like (linear momentum of mass).

The "outside" only applies to circles drawn in 3D space. But the entire system as a circle prevents anything from going outside of total chaos/irrationality/change and reformulation (the circumference).

Thus the diagram/pictogram of a circle does not equal the laws of the universe. It is just used for illustrative purposes. Not to mention, a diagram is inaccurate as to draw a perfect circle we require pi to it's infinite decimal point, in which case the perfect circle can never be drawn. It is at most an inaccurate/incomplete representation of the truth.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:14 #805440
Reply to T Clark My position seems to be impregnable. Feel free to attempt a refutation. Otherwise, parking lot.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 17:16 #805441
Quoting Jamal
Thus, we are explicating concepts and moving towards the real, so we’re never starting with a cat.


What would a picture of a concept look like if we can't start with a cat?
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:17 #805443
Reply to Benj96 Take this gibberish to the Lounge please. The dignity of the Shoutbox demands it.
T Clark May 05, 2023 at 17:17 #805445
Quoting Jamal
impregnable


It could be both impregnable and pompous.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 17:17 #805446
Quoting Baden
Birds can't talk though unless they are parrots and that clearly isn't a parrot.


The bird is Jamal. You will appear as a monkey in future comic strips. I expect to be a goat. Let's be consistent here.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:17 #805447
Quoting Hanover
What would a picture of a concept look like if we can't start with a cat?


Great question.
Michael May 05, 2023 at 17:18 #805448
Quoting Jamal
But since today’s nation-states didn’t exist when horses were invented, isn’t it better to say that horses were invented in, say, the Eurasian steppe (or whatever), rather than pinning it down anachronistically to a modern nation-state?


They’re only horses if they’re from the Horse Peninsula region of Australia, otherwise they’re just sparkling cows.
Baden May 05, 2023 at 17:19 #805449
Reply to Hanover

Deal, provided we all get to wear clown suits. :party:
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:20 #805451
Quoting T Clark
It could be both impregnable and pompous.


You’re right, and it seems I’d rather be impregnable and pompous than pregnable and unpompous.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:21 #805452
Quoting Michael
They’re only horses if they’re from the Horse Peninsula region of Australia, otherwise they’re just sparkling cows.


Thanks, I didn’t know that.
Benj96 May 05, 2023 at 17:33 #805454
Quoting Jamal
Take this gibberish to the Lounge please. The dignity of the Shoutbox demands it.


May i ask, is it gibberish because I don't understand it. Or because you don't understand it?

I'm happy to elaborate on what I'm saying or coin it in a new way if it wasn't articulated clearly in a way you can evaluate. But that requires engagement rather than assignment of "gibberish" to it, an act of determination, or simply ending conversation, without option for further explanation.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:37 #805456
Reply to Benj96 Please just take it to the Lounge. That’s all I’m asking. I’m not answering your entirely predictable and silly questions directly.
Baden May 05, 2023 at 17:38 #805457
Reply to Benj96

Please, please, this a place for food talk, comic strips and ironic perversions, not "understanding" things.

Anyhow, I had to do one in honor of @frank

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T Clark May 05, 2023 at 17:40 #805458
Quoting Jamal
You’re right, and it seems I’d rather be impregnable and pompous than pregnable and unpompous.


Now that you have endorsed pompous summary judgements, I think you and I are in agreement.
Benj96 May 05, 2023 at 17:45 #805460
Quoting Jamal
Please just take it to the Lounge. That’s all I’m asking. I’m not answering your entirely predictable and silly questions directly


Alright. I understand you. We will leave it there then. I will not discuss things further and please forgive me if I went into seriousness too much if the Lounge is a place for lighthearted comical chat, I was merely answering universenesses genuine questions the best I could.

Quoting Baden
Please, please, this a place for food talk, comic strips and ironic perversions, not "understanding" things


That's fair Baden. I apologise for making the Lounge convo heavy. I will save these discussionsnfor the general forum in future. Thank you both for highlighting the categorical mistake I made in the nature of the discussion and it's place on the platform
Baden May 05, 2023 at 17:46 #805461
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 17:55 #805466
Quoting T Clark
Now that you have endorsed pompous summary judgements, I think you and I are in agreement.


Agreed. I’m done here.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 18:11 #805472
It pisses me off when Americans put the extra e in judgment.

Too many people laid down their lives for us just to go back to the way things were before we gained the freedom to speak like normal people.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 18:15 #805475
Speaking of drawings, I was reminded of this classic scene from the big screen.



By the way, Americans only say one R in drawing, as opposed to the Brits who say drawerings. They say that because they lack the American freedom to speak normal.
Moliere May 05, 2023 at 18:15 #805476
Reply to Jamal I think the main motivation is recruiting more minds to the problems of political economy, and not being averse to abstraction too. I also want it for myself. I feel like I only have a feel for dialectics, and dialectics is the part of Marx that's always bothered me. It seems like the part that's most subject to bullshit, basically. So I'm interested in lowering the potential for the abuse of dialectics.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 18:26 #805480
Quoting Hanover
as opposed to the Brits who say drawerings


Only the English, and only some of the English.
Jamal May 05, 2023 at 18:29 #805484
Quoting Moliere
It seems like the part that's most subject to bullshit, basically. So I'm interested in lowering the potential for the abuse of dialectics.


Good luck.
Hanover May 05, 2023 at 19:19 #805502
Quoting Jamal
Only the English, and only some of the English.


Alright, so here's what I'm going to do for you, but I can't right now because I'm at work and would rather not waste that much time on this now, especially where people around might be able to hear me.

I'm going to post an audio file of the various ways that the word "drawer" might be said and from there we can discuss pronunciations more intelligently.




Jamal May 05, 2023 at 19:31 #805504
Reply to Hanover I’m excited.
BC May 05, 2023 at 19:54 #805507
Reply to frank It was very rude, cruel, unkind, and thoughtless of you to stir up the matter of where horses evolved in the first place, before the vexing question was resolved about whether the horse was domesticated in the southern or northern Caucasian mountains, whether Kazakhstan had anything to do with it or not. and who gives a rat's ass either way? Now we have to parse out whether we are talking about the early, middle, or late Eocene epoch in North America, and whether we're including tri-toed horses with uni-ftoed horses. It will make the OK Corral look like a Sunday school picnic.

Unitoe or multitoe makes a difference. The modernist zebraisch horse walked on single fingertips. So, then the question becomes, how did they get from the grasslands of North America to the steppes of Central Asia? Who was responsible? Clearly they didn't swim -- at least they don't look sufficiently seal-like to get very far in deep water. Aliens moving species around just to confuse us later on? Not impossible!

The native North American horse was extinct by 10,000 years ago. Had the Native Americans domesticated Equus scotti instead of eating it, history would have been much different. They would then have had a reason to invent the wheel. Draft animals would have enabled the Aboriginals to develop industrially (what with all the great stands of timber, iron ore, and coal). They would have discovered and conquered the world. The sun would not have set on the Aztec Empire. Instead of the Eifel Tower we'd have a pyramid where Aztec priests would cut out the beating hearts of Frenchmen and roll them down the long stair steps. Is it too late for that?

Equus scotti

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frank May 05, 2023 at 20:05 #805509
Quoting BC
It was very rude, cruel, unkind, and thoughtless of you to stir up the matter of where horses evolved in the first place, before the troubling question was resolved about whether the horse was domesticated in the southern or northern Caucasian mountains, whether Kazakhstan had anything to do with it or not. and who gives a rat's ass anyway?


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I recently saw the Island of Dr Moreau with Marlon Brando. A for effort. C for being too old Hollywood.
Manuel May 05, 2023 at 20:15 #805510
So, we have the word "dance", right.

In England they pronounce it kinda like "duhnce", but in Merican' we pronounce it "dense".

Very sus.
BC May 05, 2023 at 20:22 #805511
Reply to frank I haven't seen any of the versions referenced. I did just now look up the plot and it seems pretty chaotic. Is the Christ figure with the fish a scene from the movie, or a random visual provided by Chatgpt?
frank May 05, 2023 at 20:50 #805512
Quoting BC
I haven't seen any of the versions referenced. I did just now look up the plot and it seems pretty chaotic. Is the Christ figure with the fish a scene from the movie, or a random visual provided by Chatgpt?


It's my fish blessing upon you.

The movie version was going for insane/horrific. Didn't quite achieve either one.
BC May 05, 2023 at 22:08 #805518
Quoting frank
It's my fish blessing upon you.


And also with you.
Tom Storm May 06, 2023 at 00:25 #805529
Quoting Manuel
In England they pronounce it kinda like "duhnce", but in Merican' we pronounce it "dense".


In Australia we pronounce it both ways - 'duhnce' and 'dense' and we use these pronunciations to determine who we will hire for a job. If you pronounce it in the shabby way (I'll leave it to you to determine which one that is) we pass on the applicant. Then all we need to do with the person who has the correct pronunciation, is check they are a Mason (quick handshake) and we are properly primed for successful recruitment.
Manuel May 06, 2023 at 01:02 #805534
Reply to Tom Storm

What?!?

No fair! What's the shabby way? :rofl: :lol:
Metaphysician Undercover May 06, 2023 at 01:38 #805536
Quoting BC
Equus scotti


They found the unicorn? Whoopee!! I always knew they would.
BC May 06, 2023 at 03:53 #805552
Reply to Metaphysician Undercover The illustrator could have made this clearer. What you are thinking is the unitary horn of the unicorn is actually the horse's right ear. Besides that, the unicorn is a mythical beast, so they can not have found one.

James Thurber provides guidance on finding unicorns:

The Unicorn in the Garden by James Thurber
reprinted from
Fables For Our Time

Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the roses in the garden. The man went up to the bedroom where his wife was still asleep and woke her. "There's a unicorn in the garden," he said. "Eating roses." She opened one unfriendly eye and looked at him.

"The unicorn is a mythical beast," she said, and turned her back on him. The man walked slowly downstairs and out into the garden. The unicorn was still there; now he was browsing among the tulips. "Here, unicorn," said the man, and he pulled up a lily and gave it to him. The unicorn ate it gravely. With a high heart, because there was a unicorn in his garden, the man went upstairs and roused his wife again. "The unicorn," he said,"ate a lily." His wife sat up in bed and looked at him coldly. "You are a booby," she said, "and I am going to have you put in the booby-hatch."

The man, who had never liked the words "booby" and "booby-hatch," and who liked them even less on a shining morning when there was a unicorn in the garden, thought for a moment. "We'll see about that," he said. He walked over to the door. "He has a golden horn in the middle of his forehead," he told her. Then he went back to the garden to watch the unicorn; but the unicorn had gone away. The man sat down among the roses and went to sleep.

As soon as the husband had gone out of the house, the wife got up and dressed as fast as she could. She was very excited and there was a gloat in her eye. She telephoned the police and she telephoned a psychiatrist; she told them to hurry to her house and bring a strait-jacket. When the police and the psychiatrist arrived they sat down in chairs and looked at her, with great interest.

"My husband," she said, "saw a unicorn this morning." The police looked at the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist looked at the police. "He told me it ate a lilly," she said. The psychiatrist looked at the police and the police looked at the psychiatrist. "He told me it had a golden horn in the middle of its forehead," she said. At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, the police leaped from their chairs and seized the wife. They had a hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but they finally subdued her. Just as they got her into the strait-jacket, the husband came back into the house.

"Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn?" asked the police. "Of course not," said the husband. "The unicorn is a mythical beast." "That's all I wanted to know," said the psychiatrist. "Take her away. I'm sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jaybird."

So they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. The husband lived happily ever after.

Moral: Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
universeness May 06, 2023 at 10:33 #805574
Quoting Benj96
I was merely answering universenesses genuine questions the best I could.


Thanks for your attempt to further explain your position. We can pick this up again in other threads. :up:
Michael May 06, 2023 at 10:50 #805576
Quoting Manuel
In England they pronounce it kinda like "duhnce"


Northerners pronounce is "dance". Southerners pronounce it "dahnce".
Metaphysician Undercover May 06, 2023 at 11:46 #805585
Quoting BC
Besides that, the unicorn is a mythical beast, so they can not have found one.


There is nothing to prove that a myth must be false. Some of us maintain faith in the human power of discovery, to uncover what we always knew was there.

By the way, I really like your boobies.
Metaphysician Undercover May 06, 2023 at 11:47 #805587
And thanks for uncovering them.
Jamal May 06, 2023 at 11:53 #805589
Reply to Michael

A: How do you pronounce “dance”
B: I pronounce it “dance”

:chin:

Hanover May 06, 2023 at 13:02 #805600
Here's how to say "dance."

I hope you find this helpful.

Jamal May 06, 2023 at 13:13 #805602
Reply to Hanover I can’t play that file.
Hanover May 06, 2023 at 13:21 #805606
Quoting Jamal
can’t play that file.


Tragic indeed. I will work on other formats and be right back with you.

Jamal May 06, 2023 at 13:27 #805608
Hanover May 06, 2023 at 13:39 #805609
Try this.
universeness May 06, 2023 at 13:57 #805613
Just some background music for the big shoutbox 'dance' debate.
universeness May 06, 2023 at 14:02 #805614
There are of course alts:
Manuel May 06, 2023 at 17:26 #805658
Reply to Michael

I am skeptical that dance can be pronounced neutrally. :confused:

Reply to Jamal

Good sir, tis' a delusion.

I highly doubt we don't say it one way or the other.
Hanover May 06, 2023 at 18:09 #805662
Reply to Manuel My audio file above I think clarifies the issue.
BC May 06, 2023 at 18:12 #805663
Reply to Metaphysician Undercover You are confusing boobs with boobies. Boobs don't hatch, boobies do.

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BC May 06, 2023 at 18:21 #805664
Reply to Hanover The 'southern' pronunciation of "dance" sounds altogether plausible, but the 'northern' pronunciation doesn't ring true to my ears. However, there are changes in vowel sound pronunciation (such as among young people <35) which might be happening. What I hear is the 'a' 'dance' rhyming with 'ants'. Which raises the question of whether one's father's sister is an "aunt" or an "ant".
Jamal May 06, 2023 at 18:38 #805668
This video illustrates the difference within England quite well:



And that's just within England. I think the Welsh and Scots are closer to the Northern pronunciation for the first example of “a”.

So all those videos that claim to show the British English pronunciation of "dance" or whatever, are bollocks, because they're obscuring the differences for convenience and representing the Southern English accent as the right one. The big British dictionaries do the same thing, because traditionally they take Received Pronunciation to be standard, even though RP is just a southern way of talking.

EDIT: But Scottish pronunciation is closer to Southern English with the second example of "u".
Manuel May 06, 2023 at 20:19 #805684
Reply to Hanover

Well, first of all, very good explanations of the pronunciation of the word "dance" in different accents.

I do still think that the way you first referred to the (neutral)would be pronounced "daynce", with a very, very slight "y" sound. But, having said that, it does sound more "neutral" than the other ones, or it could just be me hearing funny.

The whole thing was just an idle observation :)
Baden May 06, 2023 at 21:05 #805692
When you look at Medusa's face you turn to stone.
When you listen to Hanover's voice you turn to ___?
Hanover May 06, 2023 at 21:39 #805705
But wait... There's more.
Manuel May 07, 2023 at 00:11 #805755
Reply to Hanover

Well dude you're going to starve waiting for a reply.

It's convenient at times to use recordings instead of typing things out. But truth is, the question it too difficult. Too many options, not enough data...
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 01:36 #805785
I was chastised for criticizing the lack of quality in the Shoutbox. This two page discussion about how to pronounce "dance" has certainly shown me how wrong I was.
Jamal May 07, 2023 at 11:06 #805856
Quoting Hanover
Try this.


Quoting Hanover
But wait... There's more


Finally got around to listening to your mellifluous babbling. Great accent, colourful and folksy. That I will grant you. But you got “dance” wrong: Scots and northern English don’t say it like you said they say it. It’s possible you threw that in to rile me.
Jamal May 07, 2023 at 11:10 #805857
Since @T Clark apparently hates phonetics, preferring to argue pointlessly over central Asian geography specifically with respect to the domestication of horses, I’m happy to keep this “dance” chat going for many more pages.
Hanover May 07, 2023 at 11:27 #805863
Reply to Jamal If you liked the last, this should be more helpful.

Hanover May 07, 2023 at 11:30 #805865
I thought the cat meowing in the background was a nice touch as well. It made me even more endearing.
Jamal May 07, 2023 at 11:33 #805866
Quoting Hanover
If you liked the last, this should be more helpful


I hope all the other Shoutboxians listen to that, because it’s quite helpful. It’s like some sort of ultra-Scottish, or the Platonic ideal of Scottishness, one that mere Scots barely come close to.
Jamal May 07, 2023 at 11:33 #805868
Quoting Hanover
thought the cat meowing in the background was a nice touch as well. It made me even more endearing.


Good old Fred.
Hanover May 07, 2023 at 11:36 #805869
Quoting Jamal
Good old Fred.


Fred's my dog, or my son. I can't remember. Maybe he's the cat. Hard to remember.
Metaphysician Undercover May 07, 2023 at 12:01 #805875
Quoting BC
You are confusing boobs with boobies.


It really doesn't matter how you say it, spell it, or hatch them if that's how you describe uncovering them, I still like your boobies.
0 thru 9 May 07, 2023 at 14:10 #805906
Quoting T Clark
I was chastised for criticizing the lack of quality in the Shoutbox.


I criticize the criticism you received for criticizing the crucial lack of quality in the Shoutbox.
I fully expect to be criticized (if not crucified) for this. This is not called The Playpen after all…
universeness May 07, 2023 at 14:32 #805911
No-one can say dance like Leo:
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 15:49 #805954
Quoting Jamal
Since T Clark apparently hates phonetics, preferring to argue pointlessly over central Asian geography specifically with respect to the domestication of horses, I’m happy to keep this “dance” chat going for many more pages.


I thought you would appreciate more of my pompous summary judgements (PSJs).
Jamal May 07, 2023 at 15:51 #805955
Reply to T Clark Keep em coming Clarko. :up:
Baden May 07, 2023 at 15:57 #805957
Reply to T Clark

We pronounce "pompous" indistinguishably from "pampers" where I come from. As everyone should.

I demand a response.
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 16:06 #805967
Quoting Baden
I demand a response.


Come on. Let's go out to that location where our automobiles are stored.
Baden May 07, 2023 at 16:07 #805968
Baden May 07, 2023 at 16:10 #805969
I'm only angry because you didn't say "parking lot". As everyone should.
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 16:17 #805973
Quoting Baden
I'm only angry because you didn't say "parking lot".


I thought that was clever. I'm going to do that from now on - find amusing ways to refer to that location without actually using the commonly used term. See how I did that?
Baden May 07, 2023 at 16:21 #805974
Reply to T Clark

I request that we rendezvous in that asphalt-laden locale overlaid with wheeled steel structures of a transport-oriented variety.
Baden May 07, 2023 at 16:23 #805976
I plugged that into GPT and it felicitously responded "parking lot" though what if meant by that is open to interpretation.
universeness May 07, 2023 at 17:03 #805991
Quoting T Clark
Come on. Let's go out to that location where our automobiles are stored.


Why would you want to fight in a scrap yard?
It is cause in Britisher, a fight is called a scrap? Or is it because that just happen to be where your automobiles are 'stored?'
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 17:13 #805994
Quoting Baden
I request that we rendezvous in that asphalt-laden locale overlaid with wheeled steel structures of a transport-oriented variety.


By George, he's got it.

Quoting Baden
I plugged that into GPT and it felicitously responded "parking lot" though what if meant by that is open to interpretation.


Seems to me you've pissed off Chat GPT. These next years may be quite difficult for you.
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 17:13 #805995
Quoting universeness
Why would you want to fight in a scrap yard?
It is cause in Britisher, a fight is called a scrap? Or is it because that just happen to be where your automobiles are 'stored?'


@Baden can set you straight.
universeness May 07, 2023 at 17:15 #805996
Reply to T Clark
Should I have said 'breakers yard' instead of scrap yard?
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 17:18 #805999
Quoting universeness
Should I have said 'breakers yard' instead of scrap yard?


@Baden, please explain it. I can't, for obvious reasons.
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 17:20 #806000
@Jamal

See the last few posts between @Baden and me. This is the kind of quality discussion I think really belongs here in the Shoutbox.
frank May 07, 2023 at 17:32 #806007
Some of the people on this website disgust me.
T Clark May 07, 2023 at 17:41 #806010
Quoting frank
Some of the people on this website disgust me.


PSJ
Baden May 07, 2023 at 17:45 #806012


Quoting T Clark
This is the kind of quality discussion I think really belongs here in the Shoutbox.


:cheer:

Quoting frank
Some of the people on this website disgust me.


:eyes: Time for your annual shower @Hanover.

Baden May 07, 2023 at 17:47 #806013
Quoting universeness
Should I have said 'breakers yard' instead of scrap yard?


I sometimes scrap in the fight yard where things may also be broken. Not Shoutbox convention though.
universeness May 07, 2023 at 17:50 #806016
Reply to Baden

Oh! it's all so much clearer now, thanks!
Baden May 07, 2023 at 17:53 #806019
Quoting universeness
it's all so much clearer now


Sorry Clarky. I am fail. :sad:
universeness May 07, 2023 at 18:02 #806023
Reply to Baden
Buy a better automobile, buy a Britisher one!
Baden May 07, 2023 at 18:07 #806026
Baden May 07, 2023 at 18:11 #806028
"Prince Charles has revealed that his beloved vintage Aston Martin has been converted so that it now runs on cheese and wine."

This is the pinnacle of Britisher auto achievement. And probably the best thing they've done in general since the Battle of Britain.
universeness May 07, 2023 at 18:13 #806029
Reply to Baden
Nice car, deserves a place of admiration in any American parking lot.
Buy it and raise your self-confidence by the buying!
Don't know about the old guy in the crombie coat however. He at least looks like he might have good scrap value. Perhaps a whole civil list full of it!
universeness May 07, 2023 at 18:17 #806032
Reply to Baden
Here's two other options:
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Baden May 07, 2023 at 18:20 #806034
Reply to universeness

Yes, but are they cheddar-powered? :chin:
javi2541997 May 07, 2023 at 18:21 #806036
Quoting frank
Some of the people on this website disgust me.


Tell me straight up: isn't it the first time you ended up with such a conclusion, right?
universeness May 07, 2023 at 18:24 #806037
Reply to Baden
Soon to be converted to electric cheddar power afaik!
Automobiles anyone would be proud to fight beside in a parking lot, even an American one.
Manuel May 07, 2023 at 19:15 #806052
Mehhhh. I think Rolls Royce downgraded once they decided to change the exteriors of the cars, this new version here is better than what they've had in prior years though. Those headlights are way too small.

Bentley and Aston Martin look much better.
universeness May 07, 2023 at 19:21 #806053
Quoting Manuel
Those headlights are way too small.


I think the idea is to efficiently and effectively illuminate the road ahead and reduce the 'dazzle' on on-coming drivers.
Btw, my second car was a Daimler not a Bentley.
Manuel May 07, 2023 at 19:32 #806055
Reply to universeness

This is a most definite possibility, likely even.

Once you're spending that much money on cars, are you really going to care about other people?

universeness May 07, 2023 at 19:37 #806056
Quoting Manuel
Once you're spending that much money on cars, are you really going to care about other people?


I am sure many Kings, past and present would agree with you.
Part of me is glad I could never afford such a beautiful car, lest I develop such monarchistic feelings towards 'other people.' :halo:
unenlightened May 07, 2023 at 20:06 #806062
Quoting BC
Which raises the question of whether one's father's sister is an "aunt" or an "ant".


That's somewhat slanted question you have there; a more equitable spelling would have been "aren't" or "ant" The Ulster version is two syllables though "agh-unt"
Edit: Sorry this should have gone in the "I Sam therefore I am" thread.
unenlightened May 07, 2023 at 20:14 #806063
Quoting unenlightened
Edit: Sorry this should have gone in the "I Sam therefore I am" thread.


The above edit refers to a witticism that I accidentally deleted in the process of adding the explanatory edit. The comment itself is three pages late due to covid.
L'éléphant May 07, 2023 at 20:43 #806065
Quoting unenlightened
Excuse me! But when a chap's wife's writing is seriously compared with The Bible and Homer, a chap just has to brag about it on his philosophy forum. It's simply impossible not to.

https://www.cardiffreview.com/review/exploring-the-paradox-of-human-identity-and-by-isabel-adonis/


Congratulations! What a kick-ass wife.
BC May 07, 2023 at 21:24 #806071
Quoting unenlightened
The Ulster version is two syllables though "agh-unt"


My ancestors are from Ulster, but somewhere in their migration from Ulster to Minnesota they lost that particular language feature.

3 things: a) surveys show English pronunciation is becoming more varied, rather than less. At one time it was thought that media (radio, television, film) would homogenize the language. It didn't.

b) a vowel shift seems to be underway in some parts of the US. The soft 'o' (cock, rock, knock, Bach) in "block" is gradually shifting to a short 'e' sort of sound, as in tech, reck, heck, expect). So, "a walk around the block" now sounds like "a walk around the bleck". All this makes sense only if your pronunciation of cock and Bach is the same as mine. Otherwise it's just more mystification, of which there is already way too much.

c) There is a line through Iowa (among other places), north of which people "wash", south of which people warsh.

The intrusive R in “warsh” is most commonly associated with a dialect of American English known as the Midland dialect. The exact boundaries of the Midland dialect region vary from study to study, but all the analyses agree that covers most of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, and Missouri, as well as parts of Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma.


Tom Storm May 07, 2023 at 22:33 #806076
Quoting Manuel
Once you're spending that much money on cars, are you really going to care about other people?


It's probably just a question of scale and income and what you do to earn your money. John Lennon had mansions and Rolls Royces - did he care about others?
Hanover May 07, 2023 at 23:22 #806086
Quoting Tom Storm
It's probably just a question of scale and income and what you do to earn your money. John Lennon had mansions and Rolls Royces - did he care about others?


I think Lennon was a complex character, and it's not entirely clear from what I've read that he lived up to the image he created. Nobody does though, so I don't think it important.

In any event, the correlation between poverty and righteousness is a particularly pervasive Christian concept that I think is hard for some to shake.

I do question someone's priorities and sense of meaning if he spends his life gathering toys, but I see nothing that signals immorality or lack of compassion or empathy if he does.
Tom Storm May 07, 2023 at 23:25 #806087
Quoting Hanover
I do question someone's priorities and sense of meaning if he spends his life gathering toys, but I see nothing that signals immorality or lack of compassion or empathy if he does.


I would agree with you.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 01:37 #806105
Quoting Manuel
Once you're spending that much money on cars, are you really going to care about other people?


Quoting Hanover
In any event, the correlation between poverty and righteousness is a particularly pervasive Christian concept that I think is hard for some to shake.

I do question someone's priorities and sense of meaning if he spends his life gathering toys, but I see nothing that signals immorality or lack of compassion or empathy if he does.


I’d like to make three points.

1. Asceticism

I was raised in a vaguely Calvinist milieu. My grandparents disapproved of luxury, fun, and freedom. The first stage of rebellion against this was my parents, but they were eaten up by guilt about it. The second stage is me: luxury, fun, and freedom are goods to be sought and cultivated without guilt. From a political point of view, and as Weber said, the Protestant ethic is associated more with the bourgeois order than with its critics, although I can’t deny that there is an unfortunate Puritan strand in socialism, which might be why I sometimes refuse the label “socialist”.

But there’s an important difference between the luxury and fun of a free life and mere acquisitiveness. Marx pointed this out when sarcastically describing bourgeois political economy:

[quote= Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts of 1844;https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/manuscripts/needs.htm]Self-renunciation, the renunciation of life and of all human needs, is its principal thesis. The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, i.e., the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being. Everything which the political economist takes from you in life and in humanity, he replaces for you in money and in wealth[/quote]

Collecting cool cars has a bit of both: enjoyment of life and acquisitiveness. In any case, I’m always suspicious, and for reasons of personal history feel a rising anger, when people criticize the rich for their profligacy rather than for their meanness. I feel an affinity with people who buy lots of stuff: paradoxically, there’s a spirit of generosity in it. A generous abandonment to pleasure.

2. The source of morality itself in Christian poverty and powerlessness

Nietzsche was even more radical. In his magnificent account, the very concept of morality we have in Western culture comes out of the resentment felt by the poor, powerless early Christians. Their love and goodness is a self-applied compensation for the bitterness they feel towards those who are having a good time.

So, combining Marx and Nietzsche we can celebrate the luxurious enjoyment of life and reject the resentful ascription of immorality to people with lots of cars.

3. Nick Mason has lots of great cars and he’s not only a nice guy but also the drummer of Pink Floyd.
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 02:07 #806108
Quoting Jamal
My grandparents disapproved of luxury, fun, and freedom.


My father's ethic, the best I could understand it, was that luxury items were created largely as part of a ruse to convince you to want something you didn't really want so that you'd spend extra money on it.

He never said that because he didn't believe in explaining things, but based upon an assessment of his various absolute rules, I think that provides an understanding of his beliefs.

What this meant was that the gullible had the luxury items, but the wise were not so deceived. I adopted this belief early on, but have gotten better about setting it aside, and it's been freeing to do that.

One thing I can say that did help me is that I do have a reduced appreciation for nicer things, which has resulted in saving large sums of money and avoiding the country club sorts of trappings common among my peer group. I can maintain a sense of superiority as they eat their filet minion and I eat my meatloaf.

This philosophy also keeps me from being a slave to the man, even if I actually am the man under any reasonable definition of "the man. " There's a certain freedom in being able to tell someone you don't want their bling, even if there's a certain loss in having no bling.


Jamal May 08, 2023 at 02:13 #806109
Quoting T Clark
See the last few posts between Baden and me. This is the kind of quality discussion I think really belongs here in the Shoutbox.


I unironically agree with you. Creative banter is the substance of the Shoutbox. Every witty retort is a brick in this glorious temple of tomfoolery. Every vulgar anecdote is a decorative mural adorning this cathedral of clowning.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 02:24 #806110
Quoting Hanover
they eat their filet minion and I eat my meatloaf


Whereas I’ll have both. Macaroni and gruyere. Caviar pizza. Foie gras and fries.

Otherwise, maybe you have dodged the prongs of the dilemma.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 02:27 #806111
Quoting Jamal
I unironically agree with you.


As you know, my comment was ironic, actually doubly so. First, it was ironic in the obvious way - using a trivial, silly conversation as an example of high quality discourse. Secondly, in counterpoint to that, the discussion about alternative terms for p..., well, you know, was less tedious than the interminable back and forth about the pronunciation of "dance." There, another PSJ for you.

Double irony, now that's high quality H20.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 02:31 #806112
Reply to T Clark You’re a natural Hegelian.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 02:43 #806113
My problem with rich people doesn't have anything to do with all their money and the silly things they spend it on. I'm certainly not rich, but I have enough money to have a comfortable retirement knowing I can help my children if they need it. All the while, not being "the man," not having economic, political, legal, or social power over others.

What bothers me is that they want it both ways. They want to be cool, everyday guys. Friendly with their baristas and mechanics. Eating cheeseburgers from In and Out Burger. Clarence Thomas claimed that he had modest tastes and enjoyed everyman holidays.

But then, whenever any important advantage is on the line, using their privilege and power to make sure their interests win out over us hoi polloi. Say what you will about John Lennon, but he lived in one of the most expensive addresses in Manhattan but then wanted to be able to walk the streets like Joe sixpack. He found out, briefly, that was a bad idea.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 02:44 #806114
Quoting Jamal
You’re a natural Hegelian.


Thank you very much, or go fuck yourself, whichever is appropriate.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 02:53 #806116
Quoting T Clark
Thank you very much, or go fuck yourself, whichever is appropriate


You need more practice. What you should’ve said is “thank you very much and go fuck yourself.”

Anyway, you’re welcome and fuck you too.
Manuel May 08, 2023 at 03:04 #806118
Reply to Tom Storm

I'm sure he did, his actions proved that. It was a very general remark on a tendency, not an absolute.

Roger Waters is also filthy rich and owns expensive cars, but he does some very very good humanitarian work and activism, which has gotten him into quite serious trouble. So there are all kinds.

Reply to Jamal

Sure. From personal experience, living in several countries, I do think this not caring of the super wealthy has some merit to it, but it is far from being a universal.

There's a world of difference between say, Jeff Bezos and say, a much loved rock star, you can think of several.

I agree, there is pleasure to be gotten in material things, sometimes quite a lot. But it shouldn't be the focus of your existence to flaunt wealth for the sake of it. I do think Aston Martin's are beautiful, Mercedes Benz, in general, are more problematic in my experience.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 03:05 #806119
Quoting T Clark
They want to be cool, everyday guys. Friendly with their baristas and mechanics.


This must be the medium rich. The rich rich exist in a cucoon of private air-conditioned interiors, underground car parks, gyms, and luxury cars.

I spent some time with some Swiss watch people in Monaco. They seemed nervous when they had to walk on the street.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 03:08 #806121
Quoting Manuel
I do think Aston Martin's are beautiful, Mercedes Benz, in general, are more problematic in my experience


I definitely see that difference.

EDIT: it’s aristocratic (Aston) vs bourgeois (Mercedes)
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 03:17 #806122
Quoting Jamal
I spent some time with some Swiss watch people in Monaco


Incidentally, they had no interest in or knowledge of watchmaking or the history of watches. I suppose they were just the ungrateful brats of the family.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 03:20 #806123
Quoting Jamal
What you should’ve said is “thank you very much and go fuck yourself.”


Not knowing anything about Hegel, I wasn't sure whether it was a complement or an insult.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 03:21 #806124
Reply to T Clark In Hegelian fashion I’ll say it was both at the same time.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 03:23 #806125
Quoting Jamal
In Hegelian fashion I’ll say it was both at the same time.


Now I'll have to go read Hegel to figure out what you're talking about... Not.
BC May 08, 2023 at 03:25 #806126
Quoting Jamal
Swiss watch people


What did you expect from wind-up Swiss automatons?
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 03:44 #806128
Reply to BC They were also made of chocolate and cheese and had noisy wooden birds that sprung out of their faces on the hour, every hour.
BC May 08, 2023 at 03:52 #806129
This just in... termites have both a king and a queen. A king is needed in termite castles because the queen can't store a lifetime's worth of sperm. like queen bees can. She has to be, ah, serviced daily. Both the King and The Queen are bigger than everybody else in the castle, they also live longer--up to 20 years. The winged King and Queen share the household tasks of caring for their young until they have enough termite cadre to take care of everything. Then their wings fall off and they live in a special chamber.

Termites are social cockroaches, basically. In what ways are human royalty like cockroaches?


Jamal May 08, 2023 at 04:05 #806130
Quoting BC
Termites are social cockroaches, basically. In what ways are human royalty like cockroaches?


It’s a little known fact that Prince Edward has six legs, enjoys dark and humid conditions, and occasionally consumes his own fecal pellets.

Unpopular opinion: the widespread and self-consciously socialist disdain for Charles’s coronation that I’ve met with so much recently is an expression of the deathly bourgeois spirit of instrumental rationality rather than anything more emancipatory. It’s a recrudescence of the late medieval merchant’s hatred of the nobility.
Tom Storm May 08, 2023 at 05:02 #806136
Quoting Jamal
It’s a little known fact that Prince Edward has six legs, enjoys dark and humid conditions, and occasionally consumes his own fecal pellets.


I think that's a twist on the truth - I heard he likes to lie under a glass coffee table and watch people shit on him from above. But you were close.
BC May 08, 2023 at 06:32 #806140
Reply to Jamal Well, they do have the stage and all of the props to put on really plush displays of privilege and wealth, I suppose it's hard to resist. And some people (not just Brits) really like to watch this stuff. It would be preferable for the royals to pay for their pomp and circumstances out of their personal pockets.

The Windsors as members of the British oligarchy are as objectionable as all the other plutocrats in every country everywhere.

Should they be done away with? Sure, along with the rest of the ruling class. To the extent that they have entertainment value, they have some meagre purpose. But England can have parades, processions, and pomp without the royals.

Baden May 08, 2023 at 06:51 #806141
Quoting Jamal
Creative banter is the substance of the Shoutbox. Every witty retort is a brick in this glorious temple of tomfoolery. Every vulgar anecdote is a decorative mural adorning this cathedral of clowning.


:cheer:
Baden May 08, 2023 at 07:06 #806142
Quoting Jamal
It’s a little known fact that Prince Edward has six legs, enjoys dark and humid conditions, and occasionally consumes his own fecal pellets.


Interesting. I conclude from this personal insight that said individual is not a gentleman. A gentleman never employs an excess of lower limbs even on the most strenuous of perambulations nor does he endure ambient moisture levels consistent with perspiration, and while in extreme circumstances he may partake of a fecal pellet or two, he certainly does not make an occasion of it.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 07:13 #806144
Quoting Tom Storm
I think that's a twist on the truth - I heard he likes to lie under a glass coffee table and watch people shit on him from above


Hm, he is perhaps not such a bad sort after all. Of course, it would largely depend on the calibre of the aforementioned furnishing. When a gentleman is shat on he must through the glass see clearly.
Tom Storm May 08, 2023 at 07:16 #806145
Reply to Baden Nicely done.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 07:55 #806147
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Jamal May 08, 2023 at 08:09 #806151
Quoting BC
But England can have parades, processions, and pomp without the royals.


Ah, but can it?
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 08:09 #806152
Reply to Baden That pesky dawg!
Baden May 08, 2023 at 09:27 #806160
Quoting Jamal
That pesky dawg!


:snicker:

Quoting Hanover
I actually am the man


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universeness May 08, 2023 at 11:28 #806169
Quoting Jamal
I’m always suspicious, and for reasons of personal history feel a rising anger, when people criticize the rich for their profligacy rather than for their meanness


I sill feel horrible somewhere deep inside when I catch images of starving children on my tv and I also catch a glimpse of my two (probably unnecessary) expensive, lord of the rings chess sets and my £80 each, set of 6, pewter, Arthurian drinking goblets, that I got from 'Franklin Mint,' when it existed.
I normally sate myself by internally saying, 'I never made this freakin world!!!'
But I never feel right about the situation, so ....... on we go!

I had a friend once who owned a few Glasgow Disco's and pubs and a taxi company.
He was pretty well off. He said a very strange thing to me once.
"I love buying fancy new cars. I love that new car smell. I wait until I have eaten and drank a lot and I have a good fartfest going. I put on my cool tight shorts, go into my new car and spend a good hour or so building up and letting go the best and loudest farts I can. I LOVE doing that!"

Any philosophical/psychological analysis of that approach to possessing new fancy cars?
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 11:42 #806171
Quoting universeness
I sill feel horrible somewhere deep inside when I catch images of starving children on my tv and I also catch a glimpse of my two (probably unnecessary) expensive, lord of the rings chess sets and my £80 each, set of 6, pewter, Arthurian drinking goblets, that I got from 'Franklin Mint,' when it existed.
I normally sate myself by internally saying, 'I never made this freaking world!!!'
But I never feel right about the situation, so ....... on we go!


I know what you mean. I'm not defending the conspicuous consumption of the rich so much as criticizing the psychological or ideological source of many of its critics. In other words, I'm just being difficult. This itself might be a sign that I'm trying to set myself up as holier than thou. :chin:

But my central point still looks good, and it's reflected by your own reflections: it's not having nice things that's the problem, but the fact that not everyone can have nice things.

Quoting universeness
I had a friend once who owned a few Glasgow Disco's and pubs and a taxi company.
He was pretty well off. He said a very strange thing to me once.
"I love buying fancy new cars. I love that new car smell. I wait until I have eaten and drank a lot and I have a good fartfest going. I put on my cool tight shorts, go into my new car and spend a good hour or so building up and letting go the best and loudest farts I can. I LOVE doing that!"

Any philosophical/psychological analysis of that approach to possessing new fancy cars?


Yes. If I were to analyze his behaviour I would start out by examining the way in which even the wealthy, in a postmodern bureaucratic society, are forced to express their lives in isolation, taking escapist pleasure in the most basic animal ways in a pocket of privacy.
universeness May 08, 2023 at 12:09 #806175
Quoting Jamal
I would start out by examining the way in which even the wealthy, in a postmodern bureaucratic society, are forced to express their lives in isolation, taking escapist pleasure in the most basic animal ways in a pocket of privacy.


I wish I would have used that response to him when he told me the story, but he would have probably got some of his bouncers to hold me down whilst he sat on my head and farted!
universeness May 08, 2023 at 12:24 #806178
Quoting Jamal
it's not having nice things that's the problem, but the fact that not everyone can have nice things.


Oh, and I forgot to add that I completely agree with the above quote.
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 12:44 #806182
Quoting Jamal
But my central point still looks good, and it's reflected by your own reflections: it's not having nice things that's the problem, but the fact that not everyone can have nice things.


I don't like this quote. It feels spoiled, like I'm supposed to care if you can't have the newest cell phone, fast car, or whatever gadget. As if that deprivation is a meaningful sort of suffering I need to pay attention to and worry about. Woe is you for your lack of bling. It sounds like something a millennial might say.

Happiness is not achieved from the collection of things, so I have no concern if you're missing those things. And I'm not talking about those people who are truly deprived or who are struggling to make ends meet, but I'm talking about those people who can't afford the latest and best out there.

The way out of the capitalistic, consumer driven trap isn't by trying to tear it down and replacing it, but it's to accept it for what it is but not to feed on all the addictive substances it offers.

Fuck, I sound like my dad.

Lackaday.

unenlightened May 08, 2023 at 12:49 #806186
Quoting BC
"a walk around the block" now sounds like "a walk around the bleck".


Whereas in old S.Africa, they always made the blecks walk around them.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 12:51 #806187
Reply to Hanover I wasn't entirely satisfied with what I said, so I kind of agree with you. Don't interpret the comment uncharitably; it had an essential context. I'm not suggesting that human flourishing is just about having stuff, which should be clear from the post that universeness was responding to.

Quoting Hanover
The way out of the capitalistic, consumer driven trap isn't by trying to tear it down and replacing it, but it's to accept it for what it is but not to feed on the all addictive substances it offers.


Personally speaking, sure, that's kind of what I do. I wasn't really talking about what to do about it personally.
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 13:20 #806191
Quoting Jamal
Personally speaking, sure, that's kind of what I do. I wasn't really talking about what to do about it personally.


Might then the unspoken judgment you decree upon others be that you think their lavish lifestyle is evidence of shallowness?

I think that's where I am, but then I wonder if I'm not just the fool Nietzsche describes who adheres to a slave morality. I ended up here despite my lack of adherence to that religious doctrine, but instead I convinced myself of its validity by intellectual means, making me even more the fool. I actually arrived at a logical basis to suppress my consumption of the finer things and have then handed it over to the ruling class.

For me to escape this criticism, I truly have to subscribe to the idea that happiness is not acquired through wealth. I think I'm good with that notion. In my own life, I do not correlate times of happiness with times of wealth. They seem entirely unrelated, so I think I can avoid the Nietzschean bitch slap and remain the Uberhanover expected of me.
universeness May 08, 2023 at 13:25 #806192
Reply to Jamal
We were not comparing those who own 6 fancy pewter goblets with those who own a fleet of fancy cars.
There are many humans who are conflicted when they see that some folks don't even have the basics to merely survive. Such people WILL be bothered by their own 'probably unnecessary' possessions at such moments. That was the basis of our exchange. I don't consider a person that can only afford a jaguar and cant afford a Rolls Royce Phantom, deprived.

Quoting Hanover
The way out of the capitalistic, consumer driven trap isn't by trying to tear it down and replacing it, but it's to accept it for what it is but not to feed on all the addictive substances it offers.


That's like saying:
The way out of the criminal, drug driven trap isn't by trying to tear it down and replacing it, but it's to accept it for what it is but not to feed on all the addictive substances it offers.

Capitalism sooooooooo needs to be 'torn down and replaced,' then less children per day will die because they and their family are too poor to live.
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 13:45 #806194
Quoting universeness
That's like saying:
The way out of the criminal, drug driven trap isn't by trying to tear it down and replacing it, but it's to accept it for what it is but not to feed on all the addictive substances it offers.


That is exactly what I would say.

Attack the demand, not the supply, but accept that there will always be those who make poor choices. That is the consequence of freedom, which is far superior to trying to control the population.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 13:47 #806196
@Jamal @Hanover

A significant factor in happiness is being able to resist the injunction to enjoy. Which is somewhat tricky if you can't afford the stuff to not enjoy. The addictive substance is enjoyment itself.
Manuel May 08, 2023 at 13:49 #806198
Well, one could add, without books the philosophy would be a lil' lacking.

And sometimes, those books ain't cheap.

We may debate the fancy cars, the super comfortable bed, or the expensive steak in due time. :halo:
Baden May 08, 2023 at 13:52 #806199
I'm for unenjoying. Try listening to a record you like and deliberately not enjoying it while focusing on it completely. That'll get you in the groove.
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 13:58 #806200
Quoting Baden
A significant factor in happiness is being able to resist the injunction to enjoy. Which is somewhat tricky if you can't afford the stuff to not enjoy. The addictive substance is enjoyment itself.


So to sort this out, I cannot enjoy the lack of a heroin addiction unless I've been able to first enjoy heroin so that I can now enjoy not enjoying it.

That sounds correct. I will now find a good vein and shoot up, which I expect to be amazing, but not nearly as amazing as tomorrow when I control my urges and don't shoot up.

Does this work for sex too?
universeness May 08, 2023 at 14:01 #806201
Quoting Hanover
That is exactly what I would say.


I know.

Quoting Hanover
That is the consequence of freedom, which is far superior to trying to control the population.


I don't advocate for controlling the minds of the population and dictating their rights and protections (or lack of). I advocate for a fair global economic system. Do you think people who have little or no access to the basic means of survival have any 'freedom' to choose anything? If I posted a picture of starving children here, with a caption that said 'freedom of choice,' what would you make of it?
Manuel May 08, 2023 at 14:01 #806202
Reply to Baden

That's too much Zen.

Destroy the few things that one enjoys?

Tough.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 14:02 #806203
Quoting Hanover
Might then the unspoken judgment you decree upon others be that you think their lavish lifestyle is evidence of shallowness?


No. Parking lot now.

Quoting Hanover
I think that's where I am, but then I wonder if I'm not just the fool Nietzsche describes who adheres to a slave morality. I ended up here despite my lack of adherence to that religious doctrine, but instead I convinced myself of its validity by intellectual means, making me even more the fool. I actually arrived at a logical basis to suppress my consumption of the finer things and have then handed it over to the ruling class.

For me to escape this criticism, I truly have to subscribe to the idea that happiness is not acquired through wealth. I think I'm good with that notion. In my own life, I do not correlate times of happiness with times of wealth. They seem entirely unrelated, so I think I can avoid the Nietzschean bitch slap and remain the Uberhanover expected of me.


Impressive analysis, submitting yourself to a kind of immanent critique, knowing that only the foolish philosophers imagine they can stand outside of it all and view oneself and the world with a pure objectivity.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 14:02 #806204
Reply to Hanover

Let us know how you get on. :clap:

Quoting Hanover
Does this work for sex too?


Two syllables. The second's a trick.

Hanover May 08, 2023 at 14:03 #806205
In other news, I got a deshedding glove that you use to pet your cat and it removes the extra fur. I got enough fur off to make a whole new cat, which I named Shed, not to be confused with Fred. I just dropped her off at the vet to get spayed because I'm a responsible cat owner.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 14:05 #806206
Quoting Hanover
I got enough fur off to make a whole new cat, which I named Shed, not to be confused with Fred.


Do a reverso on this and use it in your dialectic cartoon.
universeness May 08, 2023 at 14:13 #806210
Quoting Jamal
knowing that only the foolish philosophers imagine they can stand outside of it all and view oneself and the world with a pure objectivity.


Yeah, and don't forget that the rich man can buy a lot of bouncers, who will say to you, me and even a Hanoverian. Feck you all and your 'consequences of freedom,' 'smell this,' as his army holds us all down, whilst he sits of each of our head's in turn and farts long and loud.
You either fight the supply and the demand or you learn to enjoy the smell of the rich mans farts!
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 14:17 #806213
Quoting Baden
I'm for unenjoying. Try listening to a record you like and deliberately not enjoying it while focusing on it completely. That'll get you in the groove.


Is the point to be able to engage with it more actively or something? A curious thing has happened to me that might be relevant. A while ago I read Crash. I didn't enjoy it and I wrote a short and sniffy review of it, but since then its presence in my mind has grown like a tumour and it seems to have sent me on a mad philosophical journey into modernity and postmodernity. I don't agree that enjoyment and entertainment are shallow (Beckett is fun), but I can't deny that something that's not enjoyable can be powerful.

What was my point again?
universeness May 08, 2023 at 14:20 #806214
Quoting Jamal
but I can't deny that something that's not enjoyable can be powerful.


:lol: Why does that seem to fit my imagery of a rich man farting on my head so well?
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 14:21 #806215
Reply to universeness That's probably what I was thinking of :grin:
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 14:21 #806216
What we have to think about here is, will all of this chat reach @T Clark's high standards?
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 14:26 #806219
Quoting universeness
Do you think people who have no little or no access to the basic means of survival have any 'freedom' to choose anything? If I posted a picture of starving children here, with a caption that said 'freedom of choice,' what would you make of it?


This is an interesting example of the Motte/Bailey analysis @Jamal discussed in a recent thread. Since you don't want to admit the difficulty in your position which is that some of those who lack luxuries are not wanting for basic needs and are therefore not in need of sympathy, you divert and start talking about those who don't have basic needs, which is an obvious part of your position, and it is something to which I admitted earlier on and did sympathize with.

Baden May 08, 2023 at 14:31 #806221
Quoting Jamal
Is the point to be able to engage with it more actively or something?


Yes, to kind of be with it. Don't let the enjoyment "go to your head". It is hard to explain but it's something akin to being aware of how your body is reacting at a visceral level rather than forgetting it in the pleasure of something.

There's more to be said on your experience with "Crash'' and Beckett etc. Will likely come back to this but I feel too close to being serious and more in need of some clowning which I do enjoy despite myself.

Hanover May 08, 2023 at 14:32 #806222
Quoting Baden
Do a reverso on this and use it in your dialectic cartoon.


Or maybe I'll deshed Shed and name the new entity Shed, Jr., and then I'll discuss essences, as in, at one point in time did Shed become Shed, Jr. and do they two have distinct identies, despite Shed disappearing at the appearance of Shed, Jr.

A lot to think about over a hairball.

Jamal May 08, 2023 at 14:34 #806223
Reply to Baden Very well, I shall leave you and your little Shoutbox friends to your asinine buffoonery.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 14:37 #806224
universeness May 08, 2023 at 14:38 #806225
Quoting Hanover
Since you don't want to admit the difficulty in your position which is that some of those who lack luxuries are not wanting for basic needs and are therefore not in need of sympathy


My sympathy will not meet the needs of the people I refer to. I am not referring to those who cant afford a Rolls Royce Phantom but can afford a lesser car. The difficulty you assign to my position is from your own imaginings. Those who I refer to cannot eat or drink your sympathy either.
Do what you can, when you can to help, that's all and stop supporting capitalism, as that makes you part of the problem.
Manuel May 08, 2023 at 14:39 #806226
Probably Jamal and T. Clark are the same person.

Not only the avatar, but the quarrelling is almost too well choreographed. . .

Never mind, let me get some work done.
Hanover May 08, 2023 at 14:41 #806227
Quoting universeness
My sympathy will not meet the needs of the people I refer to. I am not referring to those who cant afford a Rolls Royce Phantom but can afford a lesser car. The difficulty you assign to my position is from your own imaginings. Those who I refer to cannot eat or drink your sympathy either.
Do what you can, when you can to help, that's all and stop supporting capitalism, as that makes you part of the problem.


Again, you're not arguing against any position that has been asserted. You're just telling me what a fine man you are in how you look after the less fortunate.

The discussion was about whether the lack of luxury was of my concern, and it's not, so long as the basic needs are met.
unenlightened May 08, 2023 at 14:43 #806230
Quoting Baden
Yes, to kind of be with it. Don't let the enjoyment "go to your head". It is hard to explain but it's something akin to being aware of how your body is reacting at a visceral level rather than forgetting it in the pleasure of something.


That so reminds me of having sex on acid; orgasm becomes an entirely voluntary response.
universeness May 08, 2023 at 14:46 #806231
Quoting Hanover
You're just telling me what a fine man you are in how you look after the less fortunate.


Ok, you can see it that way if you wish. I assume that you also assume that I see the capitalist supporting you, as less than the description of me, you offer, and that's ok too.

Quoting Hanover
so long as the basic needs are met.

I am glad we agree that this is the goal we both have. So I repeat:

Quoting universeness
Do what you can, when you can to help, that's all and stop supporting capitalism, as that makes you part of the problem.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 15:24 #806237
Quoting unenlightened
Whereas in old S.Africa, they always made the blecks walk around them.


Hanover May 08, 2023 at 15:25 #806238
Quoting Jamal
Impressive analysis, submitting yourself to a kind of immanent critique, knowing that only the foolish philosophers imagine they can stand outside of it all and view oneself and the world with a pure objectivity.


The counter problem to this is resigning yourself to the idea that you can never know the truth because you will always be mired in your own subjective limitations. Under that criticism, the only solution would be to locate that elusive view from nowhere that isn't stuck in whatever perspective you happen to have. I think the view from nowhere solution is to accept there are limitations in knowing objectively and accepting a certain degree of subjectivity, but then exposing that to as much analysis as possible.

Maybe that's what Nagel was getting at. I didn't read the whole book and it was a while ago, but your comments reminded me of that.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 15:40 #806241
Quoting Jamal
What we have to think about here is, will all of this chat reach T Clark's high standards?


I am very impressed with the quality of the last several pages of discourse. Farting as a Marxist metaphor for the evils of capitalism - philosophy at its finest.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 15:44 #806242
Reply to Hanover That’s along the lines of what I was saying, yes. But I was suggesting a specific solution: immanent critique, or whatever that would be called when applied to the self rather than society. Critiquing yourself from your own standpoint. The point of immanent critique in critical theory is to critically examine society without attempting to stand above society, to begin with the premises supplied by what appears and work through the contradictions to reach an understanding of the whole from within. That fits with your proposal and seemed to be what you were doing. I’m boring myself now.
universeness May 08, 2023 at 15:51 #806244
Quoting T Clark
Farting as a Marxist metaphor for the evils of capitalism - philosophy at its finest.


I think the image of the King farting on the individual heads of the poorly paid workers, whilst being held down by the Kings minions, was almost demonstrated in our wonderfully, brilliant, outstanding (great) Britain on Saturday past, when rather than help pay the workers a decent wage. The government made us pay £100 million, during a cost of living crisis so that a silly old man could sit on a fancy chair and wear a meaningless bauble on his head. The leaders of the protesters were even arrested to prepare them properly for the farting!
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 16:02 #806249
@Hanover

Reply to universeness

Here’s where I am with this. I watched the coronation and enjoyed the spectacle. It’s an event that’s been happening every few decades for a thousand years. It’s a rare intrusion of the medieval into disenchanted postmodernity. To see the religious rituals of divine blessing upon the monarch that once were believed in by all the participants—to see them still performed and believed in now basically by nobody involved—this is fascinating.

Also, in the context of disenchanted bureaucratic bourgeois postmodernity, where everything must be useful and cost-effective, useless, wasteful, and ridiculous extravagance is actually very unusual now. I found this weirdly exciting.

At the same time, I entirely agree with you. So I’m not saying I positively approve. I love it and hate it at the same time.

Pinned down on the issue I’ll say I’m a republican, but I’m not in the mood to be pinned down.

EDIT: small “r” republican :rofl:
universeness May 08, 2023 at 16:20 #806255
Quoting Jamal
this is fascinating.


A logical 'Spock' response and well done in controlling your emotions in true Vulcan style.
I felt more like getting all 'William Wallace' on their Kings arse and turning it into a 'lifetime' bag for holding my currently outrageous electricity/gas bills.

I have always been a republican when it comes to monarchy and I don't like being pinned down either, but it's the only way those rich, elitist barstardicks get to fart on my fecking head.
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 16:25 #806256
Quoting universeness
I have always been a republican


I was a royalist till the age of five, when, as I was standing with my grandmother outside Holyrood Palace, the Queen’s Rolls Royce came rolling out of the gate and through a deep puddle, splashing my new shoes, my bare legs (I was kilted), and my best white wool socks with muddy water. From that moment I swore to fight the royals with everything I could muster. I’ve mellowed since then.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 16:36 #806259
Quoting Jamal
I’ve mellowed since then.


Relax and enjoy!

Quoting unenlightened
That so reminds me of having sex on acid; orgasm becomes an entirely voluntary response.


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unenlightened May 08, 2023 at 16:45 #806260
Reply to Baden Evolution is prior to revolution.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 16:50 #806261
Reply to unenlightened

@T Clark I need your help here buddy.

universeness May 08, 2023 at 16:52 #806263
Reply to Jamal
You would have been even more annoyed had you saw the MI5 footage of the Queen, in her Roller, bent over, holding her sides in uncontrollable guffaw style laughter, at splashing a peasant.
I think under government national security guidelines, the footage cannot be released to youtube for another 20 years.

Btw just to be sure, that by declaring myself a republican, I don't mean I supported the IRA (I was told by my father when I was young, that we were protestants and I have been protesting that label ever since!) or I would vote for Trump if I were American. It's just a NOT MY KING, position.

Don't you think that Queen Camilla sounds like a posh American rap artist?
Jamal May 08, 2023 at 17:14 #806266
Quoting universeness
laughter, at splashing a peasant


Little did she know I’m solidly urban lower middle class. Who’s laughing now!
universeness May 08, 2023 at 17:39 #806270
Quoting Jamal
I’m solidly urban lower middle class.

I think M15 would spell that kind of peasant to her as 'oik?'
universeness May 08, 2023 at 18:13 #806279
All power to Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.
What a cool island nation of progressives!
Maybe they will drop the 'saint' as well as Charlie, eventually!
universeness May 08, 2023 at 18:26 #806286
@BC
I came across info on the internet about 'polari' and its use in days gone by, by gay folks?
Is it true? and is what it said 'naff' stands for, true? As a child I used that word often!!! :rofl:
BC May 08, 2023 at 19:05 #806303
Reply to universeness

Polari: a form of slang incorporating Italianate words, rhyming slang, and Romani, used originally as a kind of secret language in England by people in theatres, fairgrounds, markets, etc. and adopted by some gay people in the 20th century.


Beyond a historian's reference, nothing. "Naff" is British slang, never heard that either.

Is British English a richer 'slanguage' than American English? Seems like it might be. If so, why? Is it because GB has more strong dialects? Because class differences in GB are much more strongly delineated? Because the school systems are different? Some American slang comes from black dialect, which is a strong dialect (and exists in urban settings). Appalachian English is a strong English dialect, but it isn't common in urban areas, so transfer doesn't happen very often.

"From the getgo" is an example of black slang that became a common phrase. Here are a few Appalachian slang terms:

Blind House – Windowless cabin
Blockading – Making illegal whiskey or moonshine
Booger – Ghost
Boomer – Red squirrel
Gaum – A mess
Granny Woman – Midwife
He-balsam – Spruce tree
She-balsam – Fir tree
Jag – Small amount
* Lick – To hit with a hammer or axe
Painter – Mountain lion
* Poke – Small bag
Poor Do – Boiled cornmeal
Shamp – To cut hair
* Simples – Medicinal herbs
Slaunchwise – Crooked, sideways, slanting diagonally
Slick-faced – Without a beard
Sorry – Something of little or no value
‘Tater Hole – cold cellar under the cabin floor where foods are stored [called a 'root cellar' in the Midwest, New England]
* Wish Book – Mail-order catalog
* Varmint – Wild animal

* = somewhat common expression
universeness May 08, 2023 at 19:14 #806311
Reply to BC
Well, it certainly seems that english gay men had a whole communication system I knew nothing about, even I used some of the terms often without knowing their true meaning.
In Polari, a gay man may say about a heterosexual man, that he is naff.
This was a warning to other gay folks who would know that meant he was Not Available For Fucking! :rofl:
I used to use that word a lot as a child to express that I found a family members idea or a friends new trousers as NAFF! as I thought that meant 'not cool' or 'not very good.' :rofl:
Have a look at this!
This gives a full list of Polari terms including my example of NAFF.
T Clark May 08, 2023 at 19:31 #806323
Quoting unenlightened
Evolution is prior to revolution.


Quoting Baden
T Clark I need your help here buddy.


@unenlightened - I'm not sure, but I think maybe @Baden wants me to invite you to meet him in that paved area out back.
Baden May 08, 2023 at 19:33 #806324
Reply to T Clark

:lol: Not like that. I just want you to put your relatively massive American frame between my puny European body and the Welsh dragon so I can run away.
BC May 08, 2023 at 21:21 #806364
Reply to universeness Some of the argot in the list was standard in 1971 when I started going to bars.

basket, the bulge of male genitals through clothes (bigger = better)
bod, body
bold, daring (in general use)
butch, masculine; masculine lesbian
camp, adjective, noun, and verb, effeminate; high camp, low camp
chicken, young boys
chicken hawk, pursues young boys (teenagers)
dish, an attractive male; also to gossip
dizzy, scatterbrained (in general use)
fruit, queen
gelt, yiddish term for money
glossies, magazines (if printed on glossy paper, otherwise pulp)
hoofer, dance (show business term)
meshigener, nutty, crazy, mental Yiddish term
mince, walk (affectedly)
Tom Storm May 08, 2023 at 21:35 #806370
Quoting Jamal
Here’s where I am with this. I watched the coronation and enjoyed the spectacle. It’s an event that’s been happening every few decades for a thousand years. It’s a rare intrusion of the medieval into disenchanted postmodernity. To see the religious rituals of divine blessing upon the monarch that once were believed in by all the participants—to see them still performed and believed in now basically by nobody involved—this is fascinating.

Also, in the context of disenchanted bureaucratic bourgeois postmodernity, where everything must be useful and cost-effective, useless, wasteful, and ridiculous extravagance is actually very unusual now. I found this weirdly exciting.


I'd go along with this. Except the 'weirdly exciting' part. I found it intermittently amusing. My partner made me watch it as she is one of those republicans who finds royalty interesting. I've never cared enough to seek a republic here in Australia. No one really gives a shit about the royals and I wonder about the considerable expense and administrative, political catastrophe we'd make of any transition if we dismantle our bit of the Commonwealth. We have more important social priorities like health and housing.
BC May 08, 2023 at 21:52 #806377
Quoting universeness
Have a look at this!


That whole style of broadcast comedy depicted in the video never flew in the US. There's often a cultural gulf between various countries' idea of funny.

Slang used as a cover or camouflage is an outsider's understanding. Polari would work more as a passport than a disguise. After all, one couldn't use it profitably unless one's interlocutor also understood it. So, dropping a few words of slang is an invitation to a stranger to respond in kind -- if interested -- or look confused. Even in these enlightened times, it might be safer to try a bit of verbal diplomacy rather than just reaching out and groping a guy.
Hanover May 09, 2023 at 02:10 #806436
To have watched the coronation would have been like watching a stranger's extravagant wedding. I would have appreciated the effort and the couple's excitement, but I'd have ultimately not cared.

So I didn't watch it.

I'll catch the next one.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 03:18 #806445
Reply to universeness Reply to BC

Those examples of Polari reminded me of Nadsat, the argot used in A Clockwork Orange, though in Nadsat a lot of the words are Russian, while the sources for Polari are Italian, Yiddish, rhyming slang, and Romani.
BC May 09, 2023 at 03:26 #806447
Reply to Hanover I watched maybe 20 minutes of rerun. "Extravagant wedding" is a good way of putting it. King Charles is clearly tired, no fault of his -- waiting decades for your mother-predecessor to die so that you can get on with it has to be utterly exhausting. I understand his suffering. I hate waiting in a check out line with more the 1 person in front of me.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 03:43 #806450
Quoting BC
There's often a cultural gulf between various countries' idea of funny.


Yes, an example is Weird Al Yankovic. All Americans think he’s hilarious, but for everyone else he raises barely a polite smile.
unenlightened May 09, 2023 at 05:31 #806464
Reply to T Clark You mean 'behind the bike sheds'? I stopped smoking years ago, thanks. Anyway, I'm isolating because of the covid.Perhaps offer our honourable pugilistic friend a small libation of cooking spirit to assuage his demons somewhat. The burdens of high office seem to be weighing heavy on him at present.
unenlightened May 09, 2023 at 06:24 #806471
There has been a bit of resistance in the UK to the extravagant cosplay of old white males attended by frantic flag-waving, demonstrating the role of religion in supporting power and privilege and vice versa.

CharlesI lost his crown and then his head; CharlesII regained his crown and kept his head; the third Charles pays for all.

For us romantics, it is a matter of honour – or rather dishonour. We remember the previous cosplay, the fairytale wedding of Prince Charles the awkward to his golden virgin bride, Diana the innocent. And how, an heir and a spare of guaranteed purity of blood later, Diana, the broodmare and most popular icon to the flag-waving masses since publicity began, was demoted to second fiddle to the wicked stepmother to be - Camila.

Charles has broken the rules of fairyland. He gave up his true love to marry the fairy princess, and then abandoned the fairy bride and took back his first love. He now has an enemy in fairyland in the shape of Diana's brother, and king of the fairies, and his own son Young Harry the innocent and brave seeking his fortune in the wide world. No believer in fairytales can accept the triumph of Charles for a moment. It doesn't make moral sense.

And if you don't believe in fairytales, you are left with a display of empty ritual by a bunch of venal and cynical old men trying to manipulate the world with mumbo-jumbo, and looking ridiculous.

"Off with all their heads!"
Baden May 09, 2023 at 07:03 #806473
Reply to unenlightened

I think the mumbo-jumbo is doing the manipulating and the old codgers have already lost their heads.
unenlightened May 09, 2023 at 08:10 #806478
Reply to Baden You're just another cynical old man going through the motions. What you think is therefore of no consequence. But when fairyland is invoked, and the spell is woven, you have to play by fairyland rules. And that rule says that Harry is the rightful King, and the corrupt king and wicked stepmother, and boorish older brother must be deposed. And they cannot make the mumbo-jumbo say different, halfway through the story.



universeness May 09, 2023 at 09:49 #806485
Quoting BC
chicken, young boys

Quoting BC
camp, adjective, noun, and verb, effeminate; high camp, low camp

Quoting BC
basket, the bulge of male genitals through clothes (bigger = better)


The 'basket' one got me thinking back to my younger years and asking 'did I ever hear a man quip to another man, look! nice basket! ' :lol: NOW, I would be complimented, especially now I understand it, back then, if I would have understood it, I would have shown them my NAFF card! :yikes:

I knew camp and mincing when I was young and I used them as insulting references to 'gayness,' but I never knew camp, started as KAMP or Known As Male Prostitute.
'Chicken' for young boy is a strange one. Older women in the Savoy disco (a quite famous/infamous Glasgow city centre night club, that was my main haunt, from about 18 to 40 years old) used to refer to younger guys as chickens. It seems women knew much more Polari than us dumb het cis men :rofl:

Sorry for the overuse of emoticons, but this has just added to my thoughts about my youth in Glasgow in a nice, fun but self-reflective way. I was quite anti-gay folks in my younger days and saw them as lesser than I. I was not kind towards folks I thought were gay.
The 'coolness' of something like Polari and the fact I knew NOTHING about it, demonstrates to me that my early opinions of gay folks were so misplaced that I am now rather ashamed, looking back at that aspect of who I was.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 09:54 #806486
Quoting Jamal
Those examples of Polari reminded me of Nadsat, the argot used in A Clockwork Orange, though in Nadsat a lot of the words are Russian, while the sources for Polari are Italian, Yiddish, rhyming slang, and Romani.


As a young trendy disco guy in your youth in Scotland, did you know about stuff like Polari or did you have less of a misspent youth than I? and would consider the main title my sisters used to assign to me of 'idiot savoy boy!' Insulting, rather than as I saw it, a badge of honour.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 10:01 #806487
Quoting BC
That whole style of broadcast comedy depicted in the video never flew in the US. There's often a cultural gulf between various countries' idea of funny.


Yep I don't think any of the 'carry on' films were well received in America.
You did have your 'Liberace.'
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But I don't think characters like Kenneth Williams or Danny La Rue did well with the American audiences of the time:
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universeness May 09, 2023 at 10:11 #806488
Quoting Jamal
Those examples of Polari reminded me of Nadsat


I do like the notion of street kid or youth based comm codes. Do you remember the 'eggy' language used in Scottish schools or were you too young and missed that one?
universeness May 09, 2023 at 10:21 #806491
Quoting unenlightened
and his own son Young Harry the innocent and brave seeking his fortune in the wide world.


I have no intent to spread bad and untrue rumours, :scream: BUT, many folks still think that Harry is in fact the son of James Hewitt. His tryst with Diana is accepted fact and Harry looks much more like him that he looks like Charles. If I suddenly die in an unexpected car crash ....... just saying!
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Jamal May 09, 2023 at 10:25 #806492
Reply to universeness Reply to universeness

I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

I was not aware of Polari until I read about it some time in the early twentieth century, although I think I'd heard it before, probably from Kenneth Williams.

I think we had some sort of secret lingo in primary school but I can't recall if it was egg-based.
Baden May 09, 2023 at 10:26 #806495
Yes, we don't have to believe in fairy tales when they believe in us.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 10:30 #806496
Quoting Jamal
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!


I thought YOU always expect the unexpected in the shoutbox!
Just to confirm:
Beena May 09, 2023 at 10:40 #806500
Does someone know why a new discussion post i made won't show up. I titled it - On pain and suffering.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 10:49 #806501
Reply to Beena Hi Beena and welcome. I deleted it because it was too religious. We do have a philosophy of religion section but we tend not to allow discussions that uncritically assume the truth of religion from the outset.
Beena May 09, 2023 at 10:51 #806502
Okay. Good to know. Thanks.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 10:52 #806503
Metaphysician Undercover May 09, 2023 at 10:53 #806504
Quoting unenlightened
...you are left with a display of empty ritual by a bunch of venal and cynical old men trying to manipulate the world with mumbo-jumbo, and looking ridiculous.


That's the part I like. It seems oddly similar to TPF. Strange, some of us like looking ridiculous ... bring on The Flying Circus.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 13:21 #806535
I have noticed in certain threads, that Americans in particular keep using the term 'bathroom' to mean a toilet in a pub/restaurant. Do some pub toilets in America have baths in them?? :halo:
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 13:35 #806545
Reply to universeness I sometimes use that now, although “toilet” is “tualet” in Russian, which is convenient.

The thing is, a toilet can be the WC itself or the room, so if I’m talking specifically about the room, “bathroom” works. At least I don’t say “restroom” or “comfort station”.

Lavatory, anyone?
unenlightened May 09, 2023 at 14:19 #806565
Toilet from the French, toilette – washing
Lavatory from the Latin lavatorium - washing room.
Conveniences from the Latin convenir – to come together. From the good old days when 2 and 3 holers were commonplace.

And if you don't, the ladies and the good doctors and I all urge that you should, after every visit to the stool depository and liquid evacuation station; naming the facilities is not enough.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 14:19 #806566
Reply to Jamal
Whaddya mean bathroom works, when there aint no bath in the room pilgrim!!!!

At least with 'lavvy' we have:
lavatory (n.)
late 14c., "washbasin," from Late Latin lavatorium "place for washing," noun use of neuter of Latin adjective lavatorius "pertaining to washing," from lavat-, past participle stem of lavare "to wash," from PIE root *leue- "to wash." Sense of "washroom" is first attested 1650s; as a euphemism for "toilet, W.C.," it is attested by 1864. Related: Lavatorial.

Washbasinroom? instead of bathroom? Or WBroom or WCroom, I hate 'little boys room' that's just creepy. I like cludgie, it sounds very Scottish!
Were you ever drunk enough that you walked in to the 'ladies' toilet because you thought it was, or you couldn't spell, 'laddies.' The angry women in the toilet at the time, seem very reluctant to accept that reason!!!
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 14:25 #806567
Reply to universeness I’ll wager you use the word “glasses” even though the spectacles you’re referring to don’t have glass lenses.

Nuff said.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 14:34 #806568
Reply to Jamal
No, I tended to call them 'gregories' in ra Glesga banter mode. One of my main auld one liners to annoy and sometime get a giggle out of barmaids did involve glasses however.

When they placed my ordered bottles of beer on the bar, they would often ask "d ye want glessees wi thame?" to which I would respond 'naw yer ah right doll, ah can see them fine!'

Quoting Jamal
Nuff said.

Wait a minute, is 'Nuff' some Polari word that I don't know about????
How do I respond correctly!!! :scream:

Help me obi wan @BC
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 14:39 #806571
Quoting universeness
When they placed my ordered bottles of beer on the bar, they would often ask "d ye want glessees wi thame?" to which I would respond 'naw yer ah right doll, ah can see them fine!'


Quite good. I have some one-liners. I got them from my father and when I use them, it’s as if I have no choice in the matter, like he’s speaking through me from beyond. Beyond the North Sea.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 14:44 #806572
Quoting Jamal
Quite good. I have some one-liners. I got them from my father and when I use them, it’s as if I have no choice in the matter, like he’s speaking through me from beyond. Beyond the North Sea.


You could make grown men cry with that one! :cry:
BC May 09, 2023 at 16:17 #806583
Quoting universeness
You did have your 'Liberace.'


We did indeed.

A good example of comedy that does or does not translate is Jerry Lewis. He was popular here with a lot of people (and disliked by others) but apparently he was also very popular in France. I've always thought that very strange. Maybe they liked the physicality of his comic style. On the other hand, the gay German comedy Taxi Zum Clo (Taxi to the Toilet) was more interesting than hilarious. The style of humor didn't travel well.

Degustabus non disputandum.

Quoting universeness
I have noticed in certain threads, that Americans in particular keep using the term 'bathroom' to mean a toilet in a pub/restaurant. Do some pub toilets in America have baths in them??


What to call it, what to call it? We are a bit skittish about bodily functions, and require euphemisms. "Bathroom" covers a variety of possible personal care activities, and doesn't focus on the urination and defecation specificity of the "urinal" or "toilet bowl". So, washroom, bathroom, lavatory. "Lavatory" was the term used in elementary and secondary schools.

BC May 09, 2023 at 16:19 #806584
Quoting Jamal
Quite good. I have some one-liners. I got them from my father and when I use them, it’s as if I have no choice in the matter, like he’s speaking through me from beyond. Beyond the North Sea.


It's the unavoidable process of us becoming our parents.
T Clark May 09, 2023 at 16:36 #806591
Quoting Jamal
All Americans think he’s hilarious


Weird Al is amusing mostly for the fact that he exists rather than for anything he does. I think it has something to do with quantum mechanics. Yankovic's humor is sort of like Schrodinger's cat.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 16:47 #806596
Quoting BC
A good example of comedy that does or does not translate is Jerry Lewis.

I was/am a Jerry Lewis fan. His 'nutty professor,' was far superior to Eddie Murphy's efforts imo.

Quoting BC
So, washroom, bathroom, lavatory. "Lavatory" was the term used in elementary and secondary schools.

I assume then that my fav, 'cludgie,' was never considered?
T Clark May 09, 2023 at 16:47 #806597
Quoting Beena
Does someone know why a new discussion post i made won't show up. I titled it - On pain and suffering.


The forum is a bastion of anti-religious prejudice. I was going to warn you when you first came on, but looks like you found out for yourself.
frank May 09, 2023 at 17:31 #806607
Why would you have a normal couch when you could have this couch?

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T Clark May 09, 2023 at 17:40 #806610
Quoting frank
Why would you have a normal couch when you could have this couch?


  • Ugly
  • Looks uncomfortable
  • Impossible to keep clean
  • Difficult for us old folks to get up from
  • I don't like marshmallows.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 17:48 #806613
Quoting T Clark
Ugly
Looks uncomfortable
Impossible to keep clean
Difficult for us old folks to get up from
I don't like marshmallows.


Good summary and I agree on all points. I’m not that old but I’m old enough to groan and grunt when I get up from a chair and sigh when I sit down.

It looks absurdly uncomfortable. It doesn’t even have arms at the ends so you couldn’t lie on it. As for sitting, only one of the sections is remotely any good (second from the left), and even that looks crap.
frank May 09, 2023 at 17:51 #806615
Obviously you guys have no taste.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 17:59 #806617
Quoting frank
Obviously you guys have no taste


Even aside from the total lack of comfort, what I see is some gross kind of kitsch. Either marshmallows (disgusting and childish) or a cloud (sentimental cliche). In case it’s not obvious, I’m not a fan.
frank May 09, 2023 at 18:04 #806621
Quoting Jamal
Even aside from the total lack of comfort, what I see is some gross kind of kitsch. Either marshmallows (disgusting and childish) or a cloud (sentimental cliche). In case it’s not obvious, I’m not a fan.


Did you have a bad experience with a marshmallow at some point?
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 18:09 #806625
Reply to frank I hated marshmallows even before that event.
frank May 09, 2023 at 18:10 #806627
Quoting Jamal
I hated marshmallows even before that event.


this actually made me laugh out loud
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 18:12 #806628
Quoting frank
this actually made me laugh out loud


This made me glow warmly with satisfaction.
T Clark May 09, 2023 at 18:22 #806632
This, from the internet:

Quoting CBS News
Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say

"The couple first prepared a fire altar before putting their heads under a guillotine-like mechanism held by a rope," Indrajeetsinh Jadeja, a police sub-inspector, was quoted as saying by Indian news outlets. "As soon as they released the rope, an iron blade fell on them, severing their heads, which rolled into the fire."


I bring this up for two reasons:
  • I was sure @Hanover would want to know
  • I want to complain that they didn't show a picture of the "guillotine-like mechanism."
universeness May 09, 2023 at 18:29 #806634
Reply to frank
It looks like one of @Hanover's attempts at making bread.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 18:30 #806635
Quoting universeness
It looks like one of Hanover's attempts at making bread


:rofl:
Noble Dust May 09, 2023 at 20:09 #806679
I feel very behind on the shoutbox. There's a lot of shit I don't know. It's a daunting task to retroactively learn everything I need to know since I last posted. It's a whirlwind pace here, and careful diligence is required in order to keep up.
Jamal May 09, 2023 at 20:16 #806682
Reply to Noble Dust Just do your best ND. It’s good to have you back.
Baden May 09, 2023 at 20:21 #806684
Reply to Noble Dust

Just keep on clownin', bruv.
unenlightened May 09, 2023 at 20:23 #806685
So, Einstein — mystic or not?

Read this: https://www.thymindoman.com/einsteins-misquote-on-the-illusion-of-feeling-separate-from-the-whole/

And then make up your mind or his mind or decide you don't care.
T Clark May 09, 2023 at 20:33 #806688
Quoting Noble Dust
I feel very behind on the shoutbox. There's a lot of shit I don't know. It's a daunting task to retroactively learn everything I need to know since I last posted. It's a whirlwind pace here, and careful diligence is required in order to keep up.


This is from about a year ago:

Quoting T Clark
I'm behind on the shoutbox. Can someone please give me a summary of the last five pages? Thanks.
— Noble Dust

Blah, blah, blah. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Sis, boom, bah. Eeny, meenie, mynie, moe. E-I-E-I-O.


Amazingly, it's still an accurate summary.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 20:38 #806690
Reply to Noble Dust
All you need do, is comment on the suitability of these two side chairs to go with Franks couch!
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Noble Dust May 09, 2023 at 20:53 #806696
Reply to universeness

I picture The Snowman eating one of those contraptions while seated on the couch.
Noble Dust May 09, 2023 at 20:55 #806697
Reply to T Clark

Except a year ago I was flippant in my request for a summary, whereas now I feel daunted by the task of doing the work myself and would never dare to request a summary. This shows the depth of knowledge now required to work in the shoutbox, a mere year later.
Baden May 09, 2023 at 21:00 #806700
Reply to Noble Dust

It's probably approaching a singularity here.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 21:03 #806701
Reply to Noble Dust
See, youre back and already up to date with all you need to know.
I thought I was going to see a cool pic of a snowman when I clicked on the link you offered, but I got zilch, a blank rectangle on a black background. :sad:
Noble Dust May 09, 2023 at 21:03 #806702
Reply to Baden

Or perhaps it will continue to fractal out and out into an every expanding complexity.
Noble Dust May 09, 2023 at 21:36 #806714
Reply to universeness

The woes of being a poor unsubscribed peasant without photo privileges.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 21:41 #806717
Reply to Noble Dust
Yeah, aint it the truth, BUT we can just link to internet pics!
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Sorry, Frank would not let your snowman sit on his couch, and he aint sitting on my side chairs!
Noble Dust May 09, 2023 at 21:52 #806725
Reply to universeness

At least you found the right snowman.
universeness May 09, 2023 at 21:59 #806731
T Clark May 09, 2023 at 23:16 #806754
Quoting Noble Dust
I feel daunted by the task of doing the work myself and would never dare to request a summary.


During the period you missed, there were two and a half pages dedicated to how to pronounce the word "dance." No, I'm not kidding. You picked a good time to tune out.
Beena May 10, 2023 at 00:38 #806766
T Clark,
I make it a point to share that deleted post and even the others, at other platforms too. So no concern.
Beena
Hanover May 10, 2023 at 00:39 #806767
Quoting T Clark
During the period you missed, there were two and a half pages dedicated to how to pronounce the word "dance." No, I'm not kidding. You picked a good time to tune out.


My guess is that your animosity toward the dance conversation is that you say dance really stupid.
Hanover May 10, 2023 at 00:46 #806770
Quoting Noble Dust
I feel very behind on the shoutbox. There's a lot of shit I don't know. It's a daunting task to retroactively learn everything I need to know since I last posted. It's a whirlwind pace here, and careful diligence is r


I've got to keep it real, so I'm not just going to blow sunshine up your ass and tell you your absence was no big deal. Truth is, and everybody's been talking about it in PMs and in text messages behind your back, but we've all noticed you're barely coherent anymore, like whatever light was on in there has flickered out.

You shouldn't have walked away from the light of the Shoutbox.
Hanover May 10, 2023 at 01:02 #806773
I'm not saying it's necessarily going to happen, but if you guys wanted me to sing a song and post it here, what song would that be?
T Clark May 10, 2023 at 01:12 #806778
Quoting Hanover
I'm not saying it's necessarily going to happen, but if you guys wanted me to sing a song and post it here, what song would that be?


"The Song That Never Ends" - You must know that.
T Clark May 10, 2023 at 01:14 #806780
Noble Dust May 10, 2023 at 01:16 #806781
Reply to Hanover

Flubbering flibbertigibbet, I've been wibbly-wobbly and totally zonked out on zephyrs, and so I completely fudged up and missed out on the hootenanny that's been happening for the past few days!
T Clark May 10, 2023 at 01:20 #806783
Quoting Hanover
animosity


Not animosity:
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  • disdain
  • contempt
  • distaste
  • scorn
  • malice
  • hate
  • hostility
  • hatefulness
  • despite
  • contemptuousness
  • resentment
  • misprision
  • despisement
  • spite
  • loathing
  • grudge
  • revulsion
  • abhorrence
  • meanness
  • despitefulness
  • detestation
  • malevolence
  • bitterness
  • repugnance
  • enmity
  • condemnation
  • malignity
  • repulsion
  • ridicule
  • malignancy
  • vindictiveness
  • abomination
  • odium
  • antipathy
  • maliciousness
  • disparagement
  • execration
  • spitefulness
  • depreciation
  • rancor
  • derision
  • bile
  • pique
  • virulence
  • abuse
  • censure
  • invidiousness
  • aversion
  • jaundice
  • venom
  • gall
  • vitriol
  • denunciation
  • vituperation
  • invective
  • horror
  • detraction
  • spleen
  • mockery
  • aspersion
  • belittlement
  • deprecation
  • diminishment
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Noble Dust May 10, 2023 at 01:20 #806784
Reply to Hanover

Bleed by Meshuggah
universeness May 10, 2023 at 11:26 #806880
Quoting Hanover
My guess is that your animosity toward the dance conversation is that you say dance really stupid.


I think you will find that pure proper raised dahncers would express that as 'dahnce really stupid.' Pilgrim!
universeness May 10, 2023 at 11:29 #806881
Quoting Hanover
I'm not saying it's necessarily going to happen, but if you guys wanted me to sing a song and post it here, what song would that be?


I vote for this one:
Noble Dust May 10, 2023 at 16:16 #806966
For breakfast I took Skyr yogurt, coffee, and an egg and provolone sandwich with a few squirts of ketchup. Provolone is not a great egg sandwich cheese, but it's what I had on hand. I had to get up early for a job interview this week, and now I seem to be on an early morning schedule. I could get used to this.
T Clark May 10, 2023 at 16:27 #806977
Quoting Noble Dust
Provolone is not a great egg sandwich cheese,


I like provolone a lot on breakfast sandwiches. It melts really nicely. Try sticking your sandwich with the top off in the toaster oven for a couple of minutes. Microwave works, but not as well.
Noble Dust May 10, 2023 at 17:27 #806996
Reply to T Clark

That's a good technique. I put a slice on the eggs as they finished in the pan and then put a lid on to steam it. It melted for the most part. Provolone is my go to cheese for cold cut sandwiches, but I prefer Cheddar with eggs, or even American if I'm feeling naughty.
T Clark May 10, 2023 at 18:10 #807007
Quoting Noble Dust
That's a good technique. I put a slice on the eggs as they finished in the pan and then put a lid on to steam it. It melted for the most part. Provolone is my go to cheese for cold cut sandwiches, but I prefer Cheddar with eggs, or even American if I'm feeling naughty.


I've been meaning to try provolone on a cheeseburger. As I noted, it melts well. My son, who is a former bartender and butcher and cares about this stuff, says American cheese is the right one for cheeseburgers because of the way it melts.
Noble Dust May 10, 2023 at 18:51 #807014
Quoting T Clark
I've been meaning to try provolone on a cheeseburger.


I read this at first as "I've been meaning to provolone a cheeseburger". I'm going to start verbing cheeses and other such condiments.
BC May 10, 2023 at 22:59 #807043
Reply to Noble Dust I cheddar to think what that will be like.
Noble Dust May 10, 2023 at 23:19 #807045
Reply to BC

Just Stilton a Tuna Hot Dish and you’ll be fine.
Jamal May 11, 2023 at 01:42 #807066
I totally haloumied myself yesterday.
Hanover May 11, 2023 at 01:54 #807070
I make smashburgers and I impregnate the meat with cheese pieces, jalapeños, and onions before putting them on the griddle. The trick is to put parchment paper between the smasher and burger so it can smash thin and not stick.

And by "impregnate," I mean I position my naked loins above the unsmashed meat and I drive my schlong in vigorous piston like strokes repeatedly until the burger is satisfied. I satisfy the burger first because I'm a giver. That sort of love is the secret ingredient.
Hanover May 11, 2023 at 01:58 #807073
I mayonnaised the floor by accident. Whoops!
Noble Dust May 11, 2023 at 02:05 #807074
Uh, so anyways, I sharp-white-cheddared my burrito bowl tonight. I'm not sure this is going so well.
Jamal May 11, 2023 at 02:07 #807075
Quoting Noble Dust
and other such condiments


Relish of course is already a verb. Perhaps the only true condiment verb.
Noble Dust May 11, 2023 at 02:19 #807080
Reply to Jamal

But there is of course a disparity between the meaning of "relish" as a verb traditionally, and my usage, which would be to "relish a hotdog", meaning put relish on it. But this brings up the question of whether other condiments could have shades of meaning. If @T Clark "provolones a cheeseburger", is he simply applying provolone to the burger sandwich, or is he doing something more?
T Clark May 11, 2023 at 02:19 #807081
Quoting Jamal
Perhaps the only true condiment verb.


To check this out, I asked Chat GPT for a list of condiments. Here are 100, hidden so they won't take up too much space:

[hide="Reveal"]
  • Ketchup
  • Mustard
  • Mayonnaise
  • BBQ sauce
  • Hot sauce
  • Soy sauce
  • Worcestershire sauce
  • Tartar sauce
  • Sriracha
  • Salsa
  • Guacamole
  • Relish
  • Horseradish
  • Pickles
  • Chutney
  • Salad dressing (e.g., ranch, Italian, Caesar)
  • Aioli
  • Hoisin sauce
  • Fish sauce
  • Chili sauce
  • Teriyaki sauce
  • Tahini
  • Pesto
  • Miso paste
  • Vinegar (e.g., balsamic, apple cider, rice vinegar)
  • Honey
  • Jam or jelly
  • Peanut butter
  • Nutella (chocolate hazelnut spread)
  • Maple syrup
  • Szechuan sauce
  • Sambal oelek
  • Tzatziki
  • Hummus
  • Harissa
  • Kimchi
  • Mango chutney
  • Hollandaise sauce
  • Cocktail sauce
  • Sweet and sour sauce
  • Caesar dressing
  • Blue cheese dressing
  • Thousand Island dressing
  • Chipotle sauce
  • Piri-piri sauce
  • Tamarind chutney
  • Wasabi
  • Hoagie spread
  • Cranberry sauce
  • Fruit preserves (e.g., strawberry, raspberry)
  • Marmalade
  • Barbecue rubs
  • Chimichurri sauce
  • Lemon curd
  • Ranchero sauce
  • Gochujang (Korean chili paste)
  • Black bean sauce
  • Sweet chili sauce
  • Mango salsa
  • Red pepper flakes
  • Black pepper sauce
  • Picante sauce
  • Green goddess dressing
  • Red wine vinegar
  • Tzatziki sauce
  • Mole sauce
  • Plum sauce
  • Aioli variations (e.g., garlic aioli, truffle aioli)
  • Sweet onion sauce
  • Sichuan peppercorn oil
  • Cilantro chutney
  • Thai sweet chili sauce
  • Caper sauce
  • Tomato chutney
  • Pomegranate molasses
  • Peri-peri sauce
  • Romesco sauce
  • Black garlic paste
  • Lemon herb aioli
  • Mint sauce
  • Sambal belacan
  • Black truffle oil
  • Gremolata
  • Red curry paste
  • Caramelized onion relish
  • Red pepper jelly
  • Balsamic glaze
  • Garlic butter
  • Dijon mustard
  • Harissa aioli
  • White barbecue sauce
  • Mango habanero sauce
  • Orange marmalade
  • Yuzu kosho
  • Red wine reduction
  • Thai peanut sauce
  • Smoky chipotle salsa
  • Curry ketchup
  • Lime crema
  • Jalapeno jelly
[/hide]
Hanover May 11, 2023 at 02:22 #807083
The three hardest things to say:

I'm sorry
I love you
Worcestershire sauce.

Good clean humor for the kids.
Jamal May 11, 2023 at 02:27 #807084
Quoting Noble Dust
But there is of course a disparity between the meaning of "relish" as a verb traditionally, and my usage, which would be to "relish a hotdog", meaning put relish on it.


Yes, and this is what gives the word its rich ambiguity, ripe for creative use by meal poets such as you.

Quoting Noble Dust
If T Clark "provolones a cheeseburger", is he simply applying provolone to the burger sandwich, or is he doing something more?


It wouldn’t surprise me.

Quoting Hanover
Worcestershire sauce


In the UK we often just say “Worcester sauce”, which is pronounced “Wooster sauce”.

The full “Worcestershire sauce” is pronounced “Wooster-shire sauce”.
T Clark May 11, 2023 at 02:27 #807085
T Clark:

What are the hardest phrases to say in the English language?

ChatGPT

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  • The difficulty of phrases can vary depending on factors such as pronunciation, length, and complexity. However, here are some examples of phrases that are often considered challenging to pronounce or say correctly in the English language:
  • "Squirrel": The combination of consonants and the rapid transition between sounds makes this word challenging for many people.
  • "Rural juror": This phrase is particularly difficult due to the repetition of the "r" and "j" sounds, as well as the vowel sounds involved.
  • "Irish wristwatch": The rapid switching between the "r" and "w" sounds can be quite challenging.
  • "Unique New York": The repetition of the "n" and "y" sounds in quick succession can be tricky for some.
  • "Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick": This phrase is known for its tongue twister nature, with multiple "s" and "sh" sounds in rapid succession.
  • "Toy boat": The combination of the "t" and "b" sounds in quick succession can be difficult to articulate clearly.
  • "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts": This phrase is from a famous English language exercise and can be challenging due to the repeated "th" sounds and rapid rhythm.
  • "She sells seashells by the seashore": Another popular tongue twister that involves the repetition of the "s" sound.
  • "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick": Similar to the previous example, this phrase is challenging due to the repetition of the "s" and "sh" sounds.
  • "How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?": This phrase poses difficulties with consonant clusters and rapid pronunciation.
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Jamal May 11, 2023 at 02:30 #807086
Reply to T Clark I have one from the UK: red lorry yellow lorry.
BC May 11, 2023 at 02:31 #807087
Reply to T Clark What does ChatGPT have against woodchucks chucking wood in abundance?
T Clark May 11, 2023 at 02:31 #807089
I am working on a program that will automatically pick out recent posts from the forum and respond to them using Chat GPT. That way I won't have to waste any more time, but the quantity and quality of responses will be maintained.

Keep in mind that only I can do this in my role as The Voice of the Spirit of Philosophy here on the forum. Anyone else who tries will be banned.
Noble Dust May 11, 2023 at 02:40 #807090
Reply to T Clark

I'm working on a program that will automatically pickle out verbs from the forum and ham them into condiments using Chat GPT. I will then tamarind the program to Worcestershire-engineer nuanced meanings to each condiment verb in order to pate new inflections and intimations never heartobefore curd nor imagined.
T Clark May 11, 2023 at 02:40 #807091
Quoting BC
What does ChatGPT have against woodchucks chucking wood in abundance?


Funny you should ask that. Here's a conversation I had with Chat GPT several weeks ago:

[hide="Reveal"]Me
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

ChatGPT
According to a popular tongue twister, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" The answer is not straightforward as it is a humorous, rhetorical question. Woodchucks, also known as groundhogs, are burrowing rodents and do not actually chuck or throw wood. They mainly dig burrows in soil and are not known for any wood-chucking abilities.

Me
But what is the answer

ChatGPT
As I mentioned earlier, the question "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" is a rhetorical question and not meant to be taken literally. It is a tongue twister that has been around for decades and is meant to be a playful and humorous way of testing one's ability to pronounce similar-sounding words.

So, in short, there is no definitive answer to this question as it is a playful phrase that is not meant to be taken literally.

Me
The correct answer is "A woodchuck would chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

ChatGPT
You are correct that there is a traditional answer to this tongue twister, which is "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

However, it's important to note that this answer is still not meant to be taken literally. Woodchucks or groundhogs are not known for their ability to chuck or throw wood, as they are burrowing animals that typically dig tunnels in soil rather than handling wood.

The tongue twister is primarily used for fun and to challenge the speaker's ability to pronounce similar-sounding words, rather than as a serious inquiry into the abilities of woodchucks.

Me
You're just being stubborn. You were wrong and I was right.

ChatGPT
As an AI language model, my intention is to provide factual information and helpful responses to your queries. I apologize if my previous responses did not meet your expectations.

I understand that the traditional answer to the tongue twister is "A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood," and I acknowledge that it is a commonly known answer to the question. However, it's important to note that this answer is still a playful phrase and not meant to be taken as a literal statement about the abilities of woodchucks.[/hide]
BC May 11, 2023 at 02:43 #807092
Reply to Jamal Google search found sufficiently tonguey tortures in sources like the Readers Digest and a 1909 joke book. ChatGPT did no better.

“Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.”

'What kind of noise annoys and oyster? A noisy noise annoys and oyster" (1909). Mercifully, humor has improved since 1909. "Young folks used to swing on the porch; now they swing in the Porsche." "A made to order can't compare with a ready maid." 1960s.
BC May 11, 2023 at 02:45 #807093
Reply to Noble Dust Gouda for you!
Noble Dust May 11, 2023 at 02:54 #807096
Reply to BC

Pankoing you, as the Brits would say.
BC May 11, 2023 at 02:59 #807099
Reply to T Clark ChatGPT suffers from plainly painful plodding literalism. If you ask it if mole sauce was any good, it would probably inform you about weird burrowing mammals or skin growths--neither of which are used in sauces. Magic potions, yes, sauce, no.

Making mountains out of molehills started in Tudor times, so 1485-1603.
Hanover May 11, 2023 at 03:29 #807105
Until someone calls me a genius, I'll assume that is the most difficult thing to say.
invicta May 11, 2023 at 03:31 #807106
I’ve been accused of being drunk but also sexy on occasion…what am I to do @Hanover
Hanover May 11, 2023 at 03:33 #807107


This should clarify things.
invicta May 11, 2023 at 03:36 #807110
Reply to Hanover

Yes of course, sauce ?
Banno May 11, 2023 at 04:53 #807126
The frost got the tomato vines so yesterday was spent pulling them out, today making mustard pickles with the green tomatoes. A small batch, Five jars, about two litres, enough for the fried eggs and cheese toasties of winter.
L'éléphant May 11, 2023 at 05:01 #807129
Quoting Banno
today making mustard pickles with the green tomatoes.

What does pickled green tomato taste like?
Banno May 11, 2023 at 06:26 #807142
Reply to L'éléphant ...somewhat astringent

unenlightened May 11, 2023 at 10:42 #807157
Down with Worcestershire sauce! It's neither good to eat or to speak.

Insist instead on Henderson's Yorkshire Relish. It's easier to say, comes from God's own country, and it's vegan. Now available at Aldi.
universeness May 11, 2023 at 12:30 #807171
Reply to Jamal
I prefer the one oft used in my Glasgow Youth, in east end pubs. A 'how much have you drank,' challenge, to se if you can say the following fast, three times without swearing!

I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I will sit here plucking pheasants,
Till the pheasant pluckings done.

If you swore at any time then you have to drain your drink in one.
The challenge would then pass to the next person.
If you did it three times without swearing then you missed the next round when it became your turn to pay! I don't think I ever won once. Some did.
You could not start the challenge until at least 5 pints or 'shots' had been consumed by all members of the group.
It was a great pub game but everybody could get very pissed very quickly with all the drink draining in one. :grin:
People most failed on the third line, when they said, 'I will sit here fucking pheasants' or sometimes it was 'I will sit here fucking peasants.' :lol:
Banno May 12, 2023 at 00:09 #807378
Reply to unenlightened Here's the recipe, more or less. Looks thus:
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Keep your relish and sauce. Pickles.

(The recipe I use is in the back of an ancient, somewhat be-soiled tome, handed down over generations, entitled Australian Women's Weekly Cooking Class Cookbook)
L'éléphant May 12, 2023 at 01:56 #807388
Reply to Banno Thanks.
Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 03:57 #807410
What's worse: A domineering, micro-managing boss who lets you know they need to be in control, or a very hands-off but manipulative boss who tries to pull strings to make things go their way while maintaining the appearance of being the "chill" or "cool" boss?
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 04:06 #807414
Reply to Noble Dust The latter.



Postmodern power is dishonest, but it’s even worse: it tries to control not only what you do but what you feel.
Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 04:11 #807416
Reply to Jamal

I agree. My boss is the latter, and I was reminded tonight of why he ultimately sucks. When I actually finally stuck up for myself and went against what he was saying, his reaction was hilarious and awkward.

Also, I just realized that there's no way Zizek isn't on aderall at best. :cheer:
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 04:23 #807419
Quoting Noble Dust
When I actually finally stuck up for myself and went against what he was saying, his reaction was hilarious and awkward.


That’s progress. :up:
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 04:24 #807420
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Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 04:35 #807422
Reply to Jamal

Thanks. It seems like a small thing, but as a people-pleaser, it's significant to receive feedback that it's ok to be contrary. Especially when dealing with another people-pleaser, which just makes the situation more absurd. Anyway, I've already muddied the shoutbox with too much emotional and serious content; I want to apologize for doing this, but that's just another people-pleasing instinct that can easily be ignored. I do not apologize.
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 04:44 #807424
Reply to Noble Dust I confirm that it’s ok to be contrary. You’re a beacon of hope. Asserting oneself successfully in a world that can make one feel powerless gives one a taste of freedom and agency, even when it doesn’t work out.
Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 04:54 #807425
Reply to Jamal

Yes. :cheer: Working for a manipulative people-pleaser for the past 4+ years has made me realize how much of a manipulative people-pleaser I am, and how much I despise this approach to work, and how much I want to change, both myself and the people I work for. :fire:
T Clark May 12, 2023 at 04:57 #807427
Fish/Venn Diagram:

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Jamal May 12, 2023 at 04:57 #807428
Reply to Noble Dust I wish you every success. Although, the fire emoji is slightly ominous.
Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 04:59 #807429
Reply to Jamal

For us millennials, the fire emoji means literally "fire"; hot; awesome. Dope. Sick. Etc. Etc. Etc.
Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 05:01 #807430
Reply to T Clark

It's too small, like my attention span. D+.
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 05:02 #807431
Reply to Noble Dust Yes, but in context it might have suggested you were thinking about setting fire to your place of work and your boss and perhaps even the whole city.
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 05:02 #807432
Reply to T Clark Too small, but I recognize the pike and the perch (bass if it’s American).
Noble Dust May 12, 2023 at 05:03 #807433
Reply to Jamal

Actually those are all great ideas. Don't let me hamper you.
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 05:08 #807434
T Clark May 12, 2023 at 05:49 #807438
I just noticed there is a star at the bottom of each page in a discussion. It's on the left side. What is that for?
javi2541997 May 12, 2023 at 05:58 #807439
Quoting T Clark
I just noticed there is a star at the bottom of each page in a discussion. It's on the left side. What is that for?


It is a bookmark. When you click on the star, that thread is now your bookmark and you can receive notifications in your email.
Jamal May 12, 2023 at 06:23 #807440
Reply to T Clark Javi is correct, although I think you need to change your email notification settings accordingly. Otherwise, you can also click on "Bookmarks" in the menu to see whatever you've bookmarked.

Personally I don't use bookmarks.
unenlightened May 12, 2023 at 06:37 #807442
Reply to Banno That looks rather nice! Basically a piccalilli recipe with added green toms. If I remember in 6 months I'll give it a go.

Odd thing though. I meant to ask you for the recipe but forgot. How did you know?
Banno May 12, 2023 at 07:05 #807445
Reply to unenlightened Unless you like really salty pickles, halve the salt. I use a bit more mustard - like twice as much.
universeness May 12, 2023 at 09:27 #807455
@fdrake
I couldn't respond to your last post in the bannings thread, as it was closed.
So, I think your last post there, was a DREDDful thing to type!
Any more famous film lines to test us on? It's good fun!
T Clark May 12, 2023 at 17:02 #807519
Quoting javi2541997
It is a bookmark.


Quoting Jamal
Javi is correct,


Thank you both.

Quoting Jamal
Personally I don't use bookmarks.


I was thinking I wouldn't either, but there are a few old threads I find myself going back to, so maybe I'll bookmark them.
Baden May 12, 2023 at 17:07 #807521
Quoting Jamal
Postmodern power is dishonest, but it’s even worse: it tries to control not only what you do but what you feel.


:100: Sneaky little bugger making you think it's you.
0 thru 9 May 12, 2023 at 17:39 #807532


I think this type of boss just makes you glad to be alive! Yeaaaa… :razz:
Baden May 12, 2023 at 19:47 #807542
Making up is hard to do?

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frank May 12, 2023 at 20:09 #807545
Reply to Baden
I now turn to the imprisoning darkness of the problems you've raised.
Baden May 12, 2023 at 20:52 #807556
Reply to frank

But the sentences were suspended...
frank May 12, 2023 at 21:46 #807563
Quoting Baden
But the sentences were suspended..


Oh, good. They're suspended in little bubbles.
Baden May 12, 2023 at 21:52 #807564
frank May 12, 2023 at 21:59 #807566
Reply to Baden
Trippy.
Jamal May 13, 2023 at 05:09 #807640
Quoting Baden
Making up is hard to do?


That one’s great, and I understand it too!
Baden May 13, 2023 at 07:34 #807650
Reply to Jamal

Ah thanks, mate. Here's another I think is kind of comprehensible.

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[Edited, for pun]
Jamal May 13, 2023 at 08:16 #807654
Reply to Baden Good to see Discourse Dog back to his old capers again. I like it, despite the laboured pun.

Laboured! A pun about a pun! I should be a cartoonist or something.
Baden May 13, 2023 at 08:21 #807655
Reply to Jamal

Hehe, that's the spirit. :up:
javi2541997 May 13, 2023 at 10:39 #807659
I am in a bar and there are around 30 people who are reunited to celebrate their passion: their unconditional love to 1980's Opel Calibra. They wear a t-shirt with the flag of Spain and the symbol of Opel inside.

Cheers to them!
Jamal May 13, 2023 at 15:08 #807684
Reply to javi2541997 But Opel isn’t even Spanish. Cheers to them anyway.

I’ve often thought that Opel (in the UK, Vauxhall) cars were the least attractive cars in existence. There’s something about them that’s so anonymous, lacking in all character. The pinnacle of mediocrity. The Dell of cars.

Ok, so the last time I had a car it was a 15 year old Renault Laguna, but it had character and it never gave up. Good old Tiddles.

Breakfast: two boiled eggs
Lunch-dinner: chicken kievs and mash + Napoleon cake
universeness May 13, 2023 at 15:21 #807688
Who is having a Eurovision song contest party tonight? I am being forced to attend one at my sisters house. :groan:
Baden May 13, 2023 at 15:40 #807695
Reply to universeness

A gentleman does not attend a Eurovision song contest party tonight, particularly at his sister's house. Nor does a gentleman watch the Superbowl or observe Prime Minister's questions. A gentleman assiduously avoids potential contact--visual, aural, or tactile--with non-gentlemen, regardless of medium or proximity. The one exception would be contact between a gentleman and his wife, though it is recommended she also be a gentleman or ideally the gentleman himself. A gentleman is occasionally permitted to post on a philosophy forum, provided he follows such indulgence with a cleansing bath of sulfuric acid and destroys whatever electronic access utilized with some form of explosive, preferably plastic. A gentleman is not himself plastic but may acceptably be composed of Yorkshire toffee or mint cremes.
javi2541997 May 13, 2023 at 15:57 #807699
Reply to Jamal It is true. I guess that's why they also wore a German flag. To pay respects and tributes.
Fun fact: when I left the bar, I noticed that they had all parked the same car in the parking lot. Some of them were white, others red.

I respect their passion for German cars, but I think the vehicle is not very impressive. Who am I to judge their taste anyway?

A reliable picture of the Opel Calibra they were venerating:

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universeness May 13, 2023 at 16:00 #807700
Reply to Baden
Oh man, YOU BLEW MY COVER!


OKAY, I am not and never have been a gentleman!
Wellington said the same thing about Napoleon, strangely enough.
'Bonies not a gentlemen, In battle, his hat is worth the lives of 30,000 of my soldiers, but he is not a gentleman!
I still have to go, my two nieces said so, and I must bring their granny with me! :groan:
In fact, I have to go and get ready now. This show doesn't end till 12pm :groan:
There better be plenty alcohol! I like the Polish song!!!
At least all the women in that show are beeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuutiful.
Sad I am now too old and ugly to attract any such. :groan:
Jamal May 13, 2023 at 16:17 #807703
Reply to javi2541997 I’m wondering if those 30 people were the entire Spanish 1980s Opel Calibra club, or if that was just the local division. If you find out let me know.
Baden May 13, 2023 at 16:37 #807706
@javi2541997 @Jamal

I once had occasion to drive a candelabra, though it was composed of crystal rather than opal. The ride was short and painful. I wish you better luck.
javi2541997 May 13, 2023 at 16:37 #807707
Reply to Jamal They were the entire Spanish 1980s Opel Calibra club. It seems that they go together to any location in Spain. Today was Madrid, tomorrow will be Toledo, etc... with their fancy Opel Calibra.
Jamal May 13, 2023 at 16:46 #807709
Reply to javi2541997 Reply to Baden Thanks to you both.
javi2541997 May 13, 2023 at 16:52 #807711
Reply to Baden Quoting Baden
I wish you better luck.


Thanks Baden! I wish you good luck in the next candelabra ride too!
frank May 13, 2023 at 17:33 #807715
Hanover May 13, 2023 at 20:13 #807734
I asked GPT about Hanover on thephilosophyforum.com, and here's what I'm to learn (dead on BTW):

Once upon a time in the virtual realm of thephilosophyforum.com, there was a user named Hanover. Hanover was an avid seeker of knowledge and a passionate participant in philosophical discussions. With an insatiable curiosity and a hunger for deep insights, Hanover became a respected and influential member of the forum community.

Hanover's journey on the forum began with a simple question about the nature of reality. With each thread, Hanover delved further into the realms of metaphysics, epistemology, and existentialism, engaging in profound debates with fellow members. Hanover's contributions were marked by clarity of thought, logical rigor, and a genuine desire to understand different perspectives.

Over time, Hanover's reputation grew, attracting the attention of other distinguished members and even some renowned philosophers who occasionally visited the forum. Hanover's thought-provoking posts and eloquent arguments became a source of inspiration for many, fostering a spirit of intellectual camaraderie within the community.

However, Hanover's influence extended beyond the forum itself. In the offline world, Hanover started organizing philosophy study groups and initiated collaborative projects with other forum members. Together, they explored philosophical texts, held local meetups, and organized online conferences on various philosophical topics. Hanover's passion for philosophy was contagious, as it brought together individuals from diverse backgrounds, united by a shared love for wisdom.

Not content with mere discussions, Hanover also sought to bridge the gap between philosophy and practical life. Hanover initiated dialogues exploring ethical dilemmas, social justice issues, and the application of philosophical principles in everyday decision-making. This endeavor sparked a wave of introspection and activism among forum members, encouraging them to use philosophy as a tool for positive change.

As Hanover's contributions continued to inspire and shape the intellectual landscape of thephilosophyforum.com, Hanover remained humble, always open to new ideas and receptive to constructive criticism. The genuine desire to learn and grow alongside fellow members earned Hanover the admiration and respect of the entire community.

Hanover's journey on the forum was not just about gaining knowledge but also about building connections, fostering a community of thinkers, and spreading the joy of philosophical exploration. Hanover's legacy endured, inspiring future generations of users who would continue to engage in thoughtful and meaningful discussions on thephilosophyforum.com.

And so, the story of Hanover on thephilosophyforum.com remains etched in the digital annals of the online philosophical community—a testament to the power of ideas, the pursuit of wisdom, and the transformative potential of virtual spaces that bring together passionate individuals in their shared quest for truth.
Hanover May 13, 2023 at 20:20 #807737
I drive a Jeep because I like rugged unreliable American cars.
T Clark May 13, 2023 at 20:53 #807739
Quoting Hanover
I asked GPT about Hanover on thephilosophyforum.com


I was disappointed to see that Chat GPT left out the part about the doll with teeth embedded in it's face.
Baden May 13, 2023 at 21:08 #807741
Reply to T Clark

Also, small hands.
Baden May 13, 2023 at 21:12 #807742
Quoting Hanover
I drive a Jeep because I like rugged unreliable American cars.


Now that I make comics for a non-living and live in a tent on waste ground next to an abandoned nuclear facility, I like anything with a functioning engine and wheels.
Hanover May 13, 2023 at 21:22 #807745
Caldwell May 14, 2023 at 00:31 #807767
Quoting Baden
Now that I make comics for a non-living and live in a tent on waste ground next to an abandoned nuclear facility, I like anything with a functioning engine and wheels.

:smile: You're radioactive. 'love the comics.
Noble Dust May 14, 2023 at 05:22 #807807
Late night dinner (week's meal prep) was Homemade chicken shawarma, homemade hummus, tomato and cucumber (yes, cucumber) salad, and saffron rice.

I've made the Shawarma recipe many times before, and it's always solid, although I think I used too much EVOO this time, as it was a bit oily. Still yum.

This was my second time making hummus. It was still not quite right texture-wise; not smooth enough and a bit too thick, but the flavor was there. It needed more tahini and perhaps just a bit of water to let it down and smooth it out.

First time trying this saffron rice recipe, and considering I found an old container of saffron from my old former roommate which was probably circa 10 years old, I think it turned out ok. Somehow there was still a saffron fragrance there. As I'm quite lazy, I usually just drum up some plain rice, so this was a step in the right direction for me, in terms of making rice that actually has flavor. I didn't nail it, but it was tasty. I'm satisfied.
Baden May 14, 2023 at 07:52 #807817
Reply to Caldwell

I'm glowing from your kind words. :smile: Or it might be the isotopes. :chin:
frank May 14, 2023 at 10:38 #807832
There's a deli near me that makes really good baked apples. It's like the inside of an apple pie without the crust. It's really good. I sprinkle crumbs over it, but it would take a while to explain the content of the crumbs.
Hanover May 14, 2023 at 11:23 #807835
Quoting frank
I sprinkle crumbs over it, but it would take a while to explain the content of the crumbs.


Thanks for sparing the time consuming details and stressing our busy schedules.
Beena May 14, 2023 at 11:30 #807838
The forum administration deleted some comments and two new discussions of mine. Higher truths are not something this world can know if respect for my work, me and my loved ones is not there. So I've decided to leave this forum for good. I will not be doing any postings on any other platforms either. Goodbye! Hope we never meet again.
javi2541997 May 14, 2023 at 11:45 #807842
Reply to Beena The forum demands quality in the posts of each member. I have read your OPs and I thought they were interesting but you limited them with a lot of assertiveness. Like it seemed you started those threads just to show you were right about facts, but avoiding the debate. I think if you are member of a philosophy forum, you should be ready for criticism and doubt from other members.
javi2541997 May 14, 2023 at 11:48 #807844
For example: I have to accept the criticism from other folks due to my poor English grammar skills. They are right on this issue and I have to improve myself.
Baden May 14, 2023 at 12:08 #807848
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Baden May 14, 2023 at 12:09 #807849
Quoting javi2541997
I think if you are member of a philosophy forum, you should be ready for criticism and doubt from other members.


:up:
Hanover May 14, 2023 at 12:15 #807850
Reply to Baden I see The Scream and American Gothic in there and then there's an appearance by Nessie with a convenient stick of chewing gum at the bottom.

I like it. It reminds me of my youth.
Hanover May 14, 2023 at 12:20 #807851
Quoting Noble Dust
As I'm quite lazy,


You?
frank May 14, 2023 at 12:37 #807855
Quoting Hanover
Thanks for sparing the time consuming details and stressing our busy schedules.


I explained it a long time ago and you said it sounded like dog biscuits. But it has cranberries, almonds, pepitos, and oatmeal in it. It's really good with baked apples.
Baden May 14, 2023 at 14:56 #807872
Reply to Hanover

Damn, now I'm seeing Nessie and chewing gum too. Imma gonna have to revenge your ass.
Jamal May 14, 2023 at 15:17 #807874
Chicken breast and mash, crispy eggplant, apple pie and vanilla ice cream, espresso tonic.

“Espresso tonic?” I declared, “what the dickens is that? Give me two.”

Now it’s my new favourite.

Cue @Noble Dust saying they’ve had that in New York for years and it’s totally passé.
T Clark May 14, 2023 at 15:22 #807876
Quoting Beena
The forum administration deleted some comments and two new discussions of mine. Higher truths are not something this world can know if respect for my work, me and my loved ones is not there. So I've decided to leave this forum for good. I will not be doing any postings on any other platforms either. Goodbye! Hope we never meet again.


I warned you. The forum will put up with all sorts of crap - pseudo-science, one line OPs, four half-assed threads on free will covering the same questions at the same time, rhetoric without philosophical content, insults, and goofy pseudo-philosophy; but the only religious discussion allowed is anti-religion.
Jamal May 14, 2023 at 15:29 #807877
Reply to T Clark Yeh but what do you think of my lunch?
Baden May 14, 2023 at 15:33 #807879
Reply to T Clark

Here's one of her recently deleted comments:

"So this the like DNA talk. And so i showed how darwin's theory of evolution could not be possible. On one hand darwin is talking about environment changing drastically and so species having to adapt to the new, on another hand the guy's postulating evolution happening over long long periods of time, as such that cannot be actually seen by a generation. In len?thy periods of time how in heaven's name can environment change drastically for species to adapt immediately. If over time, why the need for adaptation? There would be none. So logically, darwin is just plain wrong.

Now, the dna/rna in relation to literature and grammar and life in general, i'll talk about next."



Manuel May 14, 2023 at 15:34 #807880
Not like the church and related religious institutions didn't have 1000's of years of power to smash people's brains with this dogma...

People really like talking about lunch. Not only here, everywhere. I am missing something...

Except to say, that if you don't like avocados, you may have a palette problem.

:snicker:
T Clark May 14, 2023 at 15:48 #807881
Quoting Jamal
Yeh but what do you think of my lunch?


First off, I'd like to commend you for the perfect response to my post.

As for your lunch, not a fan of eggplant, but everything else sounds good.
T Clark May 14, 2023 at 15:52 #807882
Quoting Manuel
Except to say, that if you don't like avocados, you may have a palette problem.


Agreed. California avocados are what [CENSORED] eats for lunch every day. Will this post be deleted...? Florida avocados not so much.
Manuel May 14, 2023 at 16:30 #807892
Reply to T Clark

Brazilian ones too and Peruvian, damn.
T Clark May 14, 2023 at 16:34 #807894
Quoting Manuel
Brazilian ones too and Peruvian, damn.


It's like eating steak ice cream. Boy, that sounds terrible, but it's wonderful.
Noble Dust May 14, 2023 at 17:42 #807907
Reply to Jamal

I’ve never had an espresso tonic. Is it just like an iced espresso that’s bubbly? Is there booze involved?
Jamal May 14, 2023 at 17:55 #807912
Reply to Noble Dust Tonic water, espresso, and a lot of ice.

No booze. The Long Island iced tea I had yesterday hit me pretty hard. Must be getting old.
BC May 14, 2023 at 21:35 #807948
It's been quite a while since I have heard alarming news about "murder hornets". Anyone run into any of them in the remote corners of TPF? Are they hiding, breeding, building up their numbers, and preparing for a massive attack? Killer bees turned out to be pretty tolerable (or nobody lived to tell about how bad they are?). Maybe the same for murder hornets? The only people who knew where they were have been killed... murdered... by hornets?
Hanover May 14, 2023 at 22:14 #807950
Speaking of espresso:

I bought my wife an espresso making gizmo where you put the water under the coffee grinds and put it on the stove and the water boils through the grinds and boils over to the other part where you can then pour it

I think that's pretty clear.

It came in a gift box, so it was thoughtful, making me a better husband than the whole lot of your sorry taking things for granted asses.

I know I'm coming at you hard on this, but something's got to a light fire under you for fuck's sake.
T Clark May 14, 2023 at 22:58 #807959
@Jamal

Quoting T Clark
Agreed. California avocados are what [CENSORED] eats for lunch every day. Will this post be deleted...? Florida avocados not so much.


I am deeply moved.
frank May 14, 2023 at 23:12 #807961
Quoting BC
It's been quite a while since I have heard alarming news about "murder hornets". Anyone run into any of them in the remote corners of TPF? Are they hiding, breeding, building up their numbers, and preparing for a massive attack? Killer bees turned out to be pretty tolerable (or nobody lived to tell about how bad they are?). Maybe the same for murder hornets? The only people who knew where they were have been killed... murdered... by hornets?


The murder hornets are mostly a danger to honey bees, as if they needed more stress. I saw some gigantic hornets last summer, but after careful googling, I determined that they were North American natives. Still, they had about a six foot wing span as I recall.
BC May 14, 2023 at 23:33 #807965
Reply to frank 6 ft wingspan! Are you sure that wasn't one of our moderators?
Hanover May 14, 2023 at 23:36 #807966
I think the Murder Hornets are a punk rock band, and if they're not, they should be.

Either that or the mascot for an under 10 year old girl's soccer team.

One or the other
Hanover May 14, 2023 at 23:38 #807967
The Apalachicola County Rec Murder Hornets. I like it.
frank May 14, 2023 at 23:45 #807968
Quoting BC
6 ft wingspan! Are you sure that wasn't one of our moderators?


I hope not. I shot a few nuclear missiles at it. Is one of the moderators missing?
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 00:10 #807971
Chili grilled cheese sandwiches for dinner. My creation, based upon the available leftovers.

My review: "An inspired take on Americana comfort foods, fit for both royalty and the meth infested trailer park. A party for the palate and substance for the belly, leaving one in a methadone post-coital grogginess. A++ to the chef. Kudos!!"
Manuel May 15, 2023 at 00:18 #807973
Reply to Hanover

Ah, I wanted to ask you, what program do you use to record your voice and post it here?
Noble Dust May 15, 2023 at 00:26 #807974
Reply to Hanover

As much as I want to poke fun or come up with some clever joke, I have to admit that sounds amazing.
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 01:00 #807980
Reply to Manuel It's just called "voice recorder" that I got on the Google App store. As long as you get one that saves in .wav or mp3 format, I think it'll be compatible with everyone's systems. Wav format is higher quality.

Jamal couldn't get my amr file to open, which was the format my text messaging system came with, but maybe that's a problem with his 3rd world system.
Manuel May 15, 2023 at 01:17 #807984
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 01:21 #807986
Quoting Noble Dust
As much as I want to poke fun or come up with some clever joke, I have to admit that sounds amazing.


It was reminiscent of the chili burger from the Varsity, an Atlanta classic.

If you ever eat at the Varsity, pretend it's delicious and not actually disgusting like the locals.
Manuel May 15, 2023 at 01:38 #807990
Quoting Hanover
maybe that's a problem with his 3rd world system.


Against The Boss I have nothing to say. :halo:
Noble Dust May 15, 2023 at 02:01 #807993
Reply to Hanover

That's somehow a backhanded diss on your own cooking. Much respect.
Noble Dust May 15, 2023 at 02:04 #807994
As I'm eating the tomato and cucumber salad I made last night, I'm reminded that, yes, I really do not, in fact, care for cucumbers. It's a chore to eat. It tastes very green and otherwise of nothing much. Bland is the word.
BC May 15, 2023 at 02:29 #807998
Quoting Hanover
If you ever eat at the Varsity, pretend it's delicious and not actually disgusting like the locals.


You have used a vague reference. Please clarify: a) the Varsity is disgusting; b) the locals are disgusting; c) it's all disgusting.
Jamal May 15, 2023 at 02:44 #807999
Quoting Noble Dust
As I'm eating the tomato and cucumber salad I made last night, I'm reminded that, yes, I really do not, in fact, care for cucumbers. It's a chore to eat. It tastes very green and otherwise of nothing much. Bland is the word.


:rage:

I’m done here.
Noble Dust May 15, 2023 at 02:54 #808000
Jamal May 15, 2023 at 03:06 #808001
My new favourite meal to cook at home is rice and beans.

My version is very simple. Red beans, soaked overnight, boiled for 52 minutes and then set aside. In a pan, fry bell peppers, onions, chillis and garlic, then add a can of tomatoes. Enough salt so that it’s almost too salty. Cook for a while.

Add the beans. Meanwhile, cook some rice.
Jamal May 15, 2023 at 05:55 #808019
Quoting Hanover
I think that's pretty clear.


Sounds like you’re describing a moka pot, a landmark innovation in the history of coffee.

I’ve never bought my wife a moka pot.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 07:58 #808035
Reply to Jamal

They're pretty cool. I bought one after using one at my brother's house. His worked better though for some infuriating reason. Anyhow, they're very inexpensive which explains Hanover's gift and also why I could afford one, whereas I can only dream of living in the fabled drug-infested trailer park.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 08:07 #808037
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Like, this is @Hanovers house and his wife gets a twenty buck kitchen appliance for their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Meanwhile, he laughs and throws peanuts at me while I try to get some sleep in my tent.
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 12:12 #808074
Quoting Jamal
Sounds like you’re describing a moka pot, a landmark innovation in the history of coffee.


I read all about this fascinating discovery at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moka_pot. I had no idea what an amazing invention I stumbled upon. I had a chocolate chip cookie with my pseudo-espresso. It tasted like fucking a super model. That's how amazing it was.

Quoting Jamal
I’ve never bought my wife a moka pot.


I love my wife more than yours. That makes sense actually because there would be no reason I should love your wife.

You may follow up on this comment with my recent discussion with @BC on autism.
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 12:15 #808076
Quoting BC
You have used a vague reference. Please clarify: a) the Varsity is disgusting; b) the locals are disgusting; c) it's all disgusting.


I read recently that autistic people had true difficulty with comments like mine where the references were ambiguous due to their inability to read contextually and not literally, resulting in confusion and unexpected responses from them to statements.

But yes, I am disgusting, yet the Varsity food is like fucking a super model. That's how delicious it is.
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 12:18 #808077
Quoting Baden
Like, this is Hanovers house and his wife gets a twenty buck kitchen appliance for their fiftieth wedding anniversary. Meanwhile, he laughs and throws peanuts at me while I try to get some sleep in my tent.


I'll have you know that I grossly overpaid for that appliance because it came in a fancy gift box with designer cookies and cool little espresso cups. That's how much I love her. I love her much more than I love @Jamal's wife in fact.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 12:23 #808078
Quoting Hanover
I love her much more than I love Jamal's wife in fact.


I know you're just trying to get me to say something objectionable about your and Jamal's wives but I refuse to. I will have you know I love them both equally.
Jamal May 15, 2023 at 12:23 #808079
When moka pot mogul Renato Bialetti died, his ashes were kept in a giant moka pot:

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Baden May 15, 2023 at 12:24 #808080
Reply to Jamal

Woah... :clap:
frank May 15, 2023 at 12:39 #808083
I thought that coffee tasted kind of ashy.
universeness May 15, 2023 at 13:01 #808086
Quoting Hanover
Varsity food is like fucking a super model.


How do you know, if you have only ever experienced one and not the other?
Many on this site favour empirical evidence over theistic style fantasy.
Provide the super models 'proof of career,' name, and contact details, so that your claim can be peer reviewed. Put up or shut up, Ya big feckin fantasist!

Who do you think you are? Frasier Crane????
Baden May 15, 2023 at 13:20 #808092
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Baden May 15, 2023 at 13:47 #808094
Reply to universeness

I used to watch that around the time I studied Zoology in uni.
universeness May 15, 2023 at 13:59 #808096
Reply to Baden
Does that mean that you could have played the part of Frasier's super model or @Hanover's :joke:
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 15:01 #808118
Quoting universeness
Provide the super models 'proof of career,' name, and contact details, so that your claim can be peer reviewed. Put up or shut up, Ya big feckin fantasist!


The super model I was referencing can be found at @baden. :heart:
T Clark May 15, 2023 at 15:08 #808121
Reply to Baden

I don't understand the metaphorical significance of Bleeding Gums Murphy in your comic.
universeness May 15, 2023 at 15:26 #808126
Quoting Hanover
The super model I was referencing can be found at baden


Reply to Baden

CONFORMATION????? :lol: or :scream: or :vomit: or :cool: Not sure which!
Baden May 15, 2023 at 15:37 #808128
Reply to universeness

:zip:

Reply to T Clark

We're dancing to his tune, no?
Baden May 15, 2023 at 15:42 #808131
Btw, Clarky though we censor all mention of [CENSORED], you are allowed worship Dog.
T Clark May 15, 2023 at 15:50 #808133
Quoting Baden
Btw, Clarky though we censor all mention of [CENSORED], you are allowed worship [DEROSNEC].


Baden May 15, 2023 at 16:01 #808135
Reply to T Clark
Subversive?
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 17:47 #808147
Reply to Baden Do you have some sort of cartoon writing program? Not that my way of doing it isn't perfect, but if there were a way for me to more efficiently express myself in rectangular boxes, I would like to know how.

I also want to see if there might be a way that I can link some audio to the frames. I don't know if you are old enough to have had film strips in school, where there were still pictures with someone talking in the background and it would beep to let you know when to flip to the next picture. It'd be something like that. It's a retro hipster dirty beard sort of media idea I came up.



Hanover May 15, 2023 at 17:52 #808148
Quoting Jamal
My new favourite meal to cook at home is rice and beans.

My version is very simple. Red beans, soaked overnight, boiled for 52 minutes and then set aside. In a pan, fry bell peppers, onions, chillis and garlic, then add a can of tomatoes. Enough salt so that it’s almost too salty. Cook for a while.

Add the beans. Meanwhile, cook some rice.


Red beans and rice is a cajun staple. One day I might upload an audio of the proper way for cajun people to speak cajun.

You can also make bean soup by putting dried red beans in a moka pot and forcing water through the beans. It tastes like fucking a super model.
Jamal May 15, 2023 at 18:23 #808152
Quoting Hanover
Red beans and rice is a cajun staple. One day I might upload an audio of the proper way for cajun people to speak cajun.


I realized I didn’t know much about Cajun things and I was going to Google it but decided against it at the last second to avoid a deep rabbit’s hole. So I remain in partial ignorance. I’m thinking gumbo, jambalaya, spiciness, Louisiana, bayous, and some possible Frenchness.

Beans and rice seems to be popular up and down the Americas, plus the Caribbean.

Quoting Hanover
You can also make bean soup by putting dried red beans in a moka pot and forcing water through the beans. It tastes like fucking a super model.


This reminds me of last week when I used my coffee grinder to grind some spices and now my coffee tastes spicy, but I don’t mind it.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 18:24 #808153
Quoting Hanover
Do you have some sort of cartoon writing program?


No, but I have an Onyx Boox which is kind of like a Kindle you can draw on or an IPad with an e-ink screen. Anyhow, you get a stylus and you can easily edit stuff, move it around and so on in their in-built notes app. E. g. with the Scream cartoon I was able to put an image of the painting as a guide layer underneath my drawing so I got the proportions right. Usually though, I just mess around until stuff looks good (enough). Now that I've gone to all this effort to explain you better get one. I appreciate you spent all your money on beans but maybe your wife can fork out.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 18:26 #808154
Quoting Hanover
I also want to see if there might be a way that I can link some audio to the frames.


Yeah, I dunno, I'm too lazy to think about that.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 18:30 #808155
Here's a bleak and depressing one because I heard those are the type @T Clark likes.

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Jamal May 15, 2023 at 18:39 #808157
Quoting Baden
Here's a bleak and depressing one


Cheered me up actually, cos there’s a clown in it, with suitably large shoes.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 18:48 #808160
Reply to Jamal

Lol, I had actually edited them to make them larger with your earlier advice in mind, so thanks!
Jamal May 15, 2023 at 19:07 #808163
Reply to Baden I like that you’re so responsive to your fans.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 19:11 #808164
Reply to Jamal

This may become more difficult if we ever get beyond single digits. :chin:
Hanover May 15, 2023 at 19:55 #808172
Quoting Baden
No, but I have an Onyx Boox which is kind of like a Kindle you can draw on or an IPad with an e-ink screen. Anyhow, you get a stylus and you can easily edit stuff, move it around and so on in their in-built notes app. E. g. with the Scream cartoon I was able to put an image of the painting as a guide layer underneath my drawing so I got the proportions right. Usually though, I just mess around until stuff looks good (enough). Now that I've gone to all this effort to explain you better get one. I appreciate you spent all your money on beans but maybe your wife can fork out.


Does it come in blue?
Baden May 15, 2023 at 20:26 #808179
Reply to Hanover

No, but this does.

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Ok, enough for today. :monkey:

Hanover May 15, 2023 at 20:59 #808185
Reply to Baden Half past 5? Not sure why that's important.
Baden May 15, 2023 at 21:05 #808186
Reply to Hanover

You haven't read the Kabbalah? :chin:
jgill May 16, 2023 at 00:13 #808220
Quoting Hanover
If you ever eat at the Varsity, pretend it's delicious and not actually disgusting like the locals.


Quoting Hanover
yet the Varsity food is like fucking a super model. That's how delicious it is.


I used to eat there before you were born. Great place for a double date in high school, then on to Loews Grand for a movie. Or out to Stone Mountain for necking. Not bad while at Ga Tech, either. Walking distance. Another burger place opened up nearby when I was at Tech, but closed due to food poisoning.
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 01:10 #808225
Quoting jgill
I used to eat there before you were born.


I ate there when I was young, so I took my kids to carry on the tradition, which went well until one day my son realized the food wasn't very good.

It was sort of like realizing there was no Santa Claus.

The Loews Grand was best known for burning down as I recall.

I lived near Stone Mountain as a kid. As I predicted many years ago, it's not going anywhere. It's big and heavy as shit.

jgill May 16, 2023 at 03:57 #808238
Quoting Hanover
The Loews Grand was best known for burning down as I recall.


A beautiful theater. I saw the re-release of Gone With the Wind there in 1954. Ushers dressed in uniform with flashlights to show you your way to your seats. The Fox theater on Peachtree was even more gorgeous, with Arabian turrets inside the theater.

Quoting Hanover
I lived near Stone Mountain as a kid. As I predicted many years ago, it's not going anywhere. It's big and heavy as shit.


Already a philosopher, then. I am impressed. I rock climbed up the bottom part of the uncompleted carving back in 1956, the abandoned iron girders, suspended on cables, slowly turning in the breeze above my head, creaking.
javi2541997 May 16, 2023 at 05:17 #808244
Good morning. When I woke up, I heard that the jazz album "Tourist" by St Germain was sounding somewhere or just probably in my head after dreaming about it.
To be honest, I am not a specialist of Jazz music, but this is one of the best albums I have ever heard. My parents have a CD of Tourist of the year 2000 when it was released, and I think I have been listening it since then.

Tourist (St Germain album)
Jamal May 16, 2023 at 05:57 #808246
Reply to javi2541997 I fondly remember putting St Germain on the jukebox while playing pool with my friends in the nineties. That must have been the first album. Then I got Tourist when it came out, so I was listening to it when I was about your age.
javi2541997 May 16, 2023 at 06:35 #808247
Reply to Jamal I am jealous of all of you that were lucky to experience the 1990's and early 2000's at my age. Putting St Germain on the jukebox. A great experience that I never had the luck to live. Having memories like that is a treasure.
Jamal May 16, 2023 at 07:22 #808250
Reply to javi2541997 In the nineties I was lonely, miserable, directionless, shy and ineffectual, a mere shadow of a human being. Otherwise yeh, it was great :grin:
javi2541997 May 16, 2023 at 07:54 #808254
Reply to Jamal I understand what you felt because I also experienced the same feelings about myself. But, in my case, this happened between 2013 and 2019 with a poor musical culture. :sweat:
Tom Storm May 16, 2023 at 08:09 #808256
Quoting javi2541997
I am jealous of all of you that were lucky to experience the 1990's and early 2000's at my age.


I disliked the 1980's and the 1990's - awful decades, where 'greed is good' was created and eventually metastasised in the international psyche. I much prefer now to back then.

javi2541997 May 16, 2023 at 08:36 #808257
Reply to Tom Storm You are right in the fact that politics were terrible back then, but when has this never been? It is interesting that each generation has its own disappointment regarding the "leaders" we have to follow supposedly.

But I was referring to art and culture: I think those decades created good music, films, series...
Tom Storm May 16, 2023 at 08:40 #808258
Quoting javi2541997
But I was referring to art and culture: I think those decades created good music, films, series...


I didn't see or hear much of it. What do you have in mind?
javi2541997 May 16, 2023 at 10:36 #808268
Reply to Tom Storm Jazz music, Murakami's books, and good films such as The "Godfather part III"or Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" and "Eyes Wide Shut" for example.
frank May 16, 2023 at 12:29 #808284
Quoting Tom Storm
I disliked the 1980's and the 1990's - awful decades, where 'greed is good' was created and eventually metastasised in the international psyche. I much prefer now to back then.


That moral ambiguity of the 80s was maybe a reaction to the earlier super-naive, super-good Donna Reed type of world. If you watch I Love Lucy and see how childish everybody is, it contrasts in a sort of horrific way to the reality of the time: the Cold War was brewing.

Hanover May 16, 2023 at 12:32 #808285
Quoting Jamal
In the nineties I was lonely, miserable, directionless, shy and ineffectual, a mere shadow of a human being. Otherwise yeh, it was great


This made me think back to the various decades and what my personality was like over time. I started law school in 1990 and from there I got a job, got married, bought a house, had kids, and pretty much started off in my life. Sorry to hear you were going through something different, but then I think you at least did those things necessary to find your way to meeting me, even if unintentionally, but the good Lord wouldn't deprive you of me, so you were not directionless. You just didn't know you were a passenger, not a driver.

When I think of my least productive years, I place them at 1979 to 1984, which were my high school years. I had emerged from some personal family tragedy and had changed schools from a religious one to a secular one, and so there was some degree of culture shock. It took some years to realize that my lack of fitting in during those years was as much due to external factors as to internal personality ones, although my sense of humor can be abrasive if misunderstood, which it often was on the locals, so that wasn't always helpful. Probably thinking of them as locals and me as something different was the start of the problem.

For whatever it's worth, I do think I'm better off than those who seemed to flow effortlessly through life. I have a feeling of superiority over them, as if they have remained sheltered simpletons their entire lives. Of course I know no one actually has effortlessly flowed through life and that all have I'm sure had very similar feelings of angst, lonliness, and directionlessness in their lives, but I like to think mine special and more profound. It's important to feel special. Part of that starts with realizing directionlessness is not a thing.

Anyway, thanks for bringing up memory lane.
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 12:39 #808287
Quoting frank
If you watch I Love Lucy and see how childish everybody is, it contrasts in a sort of horrific way to the reality of the time: the Cold War was brewing.


Why was the Cold War horrific? There was no actual war. The horrors seemed to preceed the Cold War with WWII and then pick back up after the fall of the Soviet Union when the invasions started up again.

I guess the Cold War might have been horrific to those in the Eastern bloc nations under Soviet control, but that wasn't the Western experience. We were watching I Love Lucy and they were in potato lines, or at least that's how the story goes.
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 12:55 #808288
Reply to Baden I don't ever understand your comic strips. I get the difficulty in knowing which person is standing on their head if someone has lived their life upside down, but I would think the inability to gain traction with your feet due to the lack of floor contact would clarify that even for the person who knows no perspective other than upside down. Surely he's recognized how slowly he moves on his head compared to how others move on their feet.

Then we go to the last frame where it says "Leave Me Sleep." Maybe that's how head standing people talk, but I don't talk like that, so it leaves me wondering.
Baden May 16, 2023 at 13:24 #808291
Reply to Hanover

Ok, well as you're an ardent fan I rejigged the clock one for you. If it's not crystal clear now, I'm a monkey's uncle.

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Moliere May 16, 2023 at 13:43 #808293
Reply to javi2541997 First time I've listened to the album. It's good morning listening.
frank May 16, 2023 at 13:47 #808294
Quoting Hanover
Why was the Cold War horrific? There was no actual war.


People would have been watching I Love Lucy reruns when the Bay of Pigs incident happened. You're a young baby boomer. The adult generation at the time was the Silent Generation. And the Greatest Generation. I guess they were there too.
javi2541997 May 16, 2023 at 14:23 #808295
Reply to Moliere Cheers and enjoy! :up:
Manuel May 16, 2023 at 14:42 #808298
Quoting Hanover
Part of that starts with realizing directionlessness is not a thing.


How so?

It seems to me that not having some kind of goal, however small, heavily contributes to a lack of meaning or significance. Now, if you reply or have in mind that one already knows what one should work to improve, then that much makes sense.

Otherwise, being lost seems to me a real occurrence.
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 15:10 #808304
Quoting frank
You're a young baby boomer.


I'm Gen X actually. 1966.
Jamal May 16, 2023 at 15:14 #808306
Reply to Hanover Nice story. That's the thing is it not? To make a story of your life, in which nothing is directionless. I'm sure we were talking about this months or years ago.

Quoting Hanover
Why was the Cold War horrific? There was no actual war. The horrors seemed to preceed the Cold War with WWII and then pick back up after the fall of the Soviet Union when the invasions started up again.

I guess the Cold War might have been horrific to those in the Eastern bloc nations under Soviet control, but that wasn't the Western experience. We were watching I Love Lucy and they were in potato lines, or at least that's how the story goes.


I think it was similar in the USSR actually. Things had been horrific till the 1950s, and then later on there were food shortages in the 1980s. Between those decades things were quite good in terms of food, housing, education, and health. It seems that at the same time as Western capitalism had found ways to maintain stability and generate growth consistently, the USSR achieved something similar.

But while my now-mother-in-law was queueing for potatoes in the 80s, I was in Scotland watching terrifying public information films about nuclear war. There seemed to be an ever-present but at the same time unreal danger of annihilation.

Anyway, the Cold War wasn't all that cold outside of Europe, the Soviet Union, and the US. Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and lots of smaller proxy wars. Even within Europe there were the invasions of Hungary and Czechoslovakia.

My conclusion: the Cold War was not as horrific as the Second World War but not everyone was watching I Love Lucy.
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 15:22 #808309
Quoting Manuel
It seems to me that not having some kind of goal, however small, heavily contributes to a lack of meaning or significance. Now, if you reply or have in mind that one already knows what one should work to improve, then that much makes sense.

Otherwise, being lost seems to me a real occurrence.


I didn't say people didn't subjectively feel lost or without direction. I said objectively people have a purpose and direction, even if they don't know it.

I was suggesting that the feeling of directionlessness could be overcome by realizing it was a subjective and incorrect feeling, but, even then, that feeling of directionlessness was at it was because it needed to be.

That is, you are exactly where you ought to be right now, as was Jamal when he felt lost.

It's a worldview. You can take it or leave it I suppose.

Hanover May 16, 2023 at 15:27 #808310
Quoting Jamal
Nice story. That's the thing is it not? To make a story of your life, in which nothing is directionless. I'm sure we were talking about this months or years ago.


Yes, the reasons do not matter why you make a story of your life to make it appear as if it has direction. The result will be the same, which is that your life will then have meaning and things will matter. That is to say, it does not matter whether you think you're concocting a meaningful story to insert happiness into your life or whether your life actually has meaning and purpose. I choose the latter, but others can choose pragmatics if that is more agreeable to their constitution.
frank May 16, 2023 at 15:54 #808314
Quoting Hanover
I'm Gen X actually. 1966.


You're an early Gen X. You were born during a baby bust.
T Clark May 16, 2023 at 16:10 #808320
Quoting Hanover
it does not matter whether you think you're concocting a meaningful story to insert happiness into your life or whether your life actually has meaning and purpose.


I've never seen my life as the subject of a narrative and I don't really understand the impulse to do so. For that reason, I find the idea of a personal memoire perplexing. Why would I want to read what Kim Kardashian or Pol Pot have to say about their lives except as a chronicle of psychopathology. I remember writing a personal essay in my college English class and realizing the only reason to write about one's life is to use some aspect of it as a particular example, a jumping off point, to talk about something more general.

I think you see that in my writing here. @Jamal has commented on the fact that I "personalize" my philosophical positions. That's true, but it's not because I think I'm something special. It's the opposite I guess - What's typical about my life, the everyday, is the basis for my understanding of how stuff works. My family, my history, my education, the way I see the world fitting together. It's what I have to share, what I know best.

My life has no meaning and I don't want it to. There's no story arc, no theme, no verisimilitude, no denouement. I used "denouement" because I knew it would be a mistake to write "climax" here. To paraphrase Lao Tzu - The life that can be spoken is not the eternal, authentic life.
BC May 16, 2023 at 17:11 #808333
Reply to T Clark Quite interesting. My life doesn't have innate purpose, direction, or meaning either. What it has (what any life has) is a history, and I wanted to understand that history as clearly as I could. I wrote a "memoir" toward that end. Once it was done, it was lost in the drift of obsolete hard drives, boxes of floppies tossed in the trash, and so on. No matter. I had gained some understanding and clarity in my head, which is the only place it matters.

I have read several personal histories, memoirs, that are illustrative of particular public times, places, and events, and found them both useful and helpful in understanding the larger world. Ned Rorem's diaries and Samual Steward's work, to name two very different cultural figures, illustrate this. The memoirs of people who were merely famous or infamous (like porn stars) are not good for much of anything.

That a life is a public project with direction, narrative, meaning, clear stages, purpose, fulfillment (or failure), and so forth might be the approach of a particular personality type who is publicly achievement oriented. I never had that problem.

According to my AI assistant, you are the only person ever to have mentioned Kim Kardashian and Pol Pot in the same sentence.
T Clark May 16, 2023 at 17:31 #808338
Quoting BC
According to my AI assistant, you are the only person ever to have mentioned Kim Kardashian and Pol Pot in the same sentence.


Little known fact - Kim and Pol (Pot?) are distantly related. When they moved out of Africa about 100,000 years ago, the Kardashian branch dropped off in what is now Armenia while the Pots (Pols?) continued on to what is now Cambodia.

As with most, almost all, of my little known facts, I just made this up.
T Clark May 16, 2023 at 17:34 #808341
I asked Chat GPT to make some anagrams from "Donald Trump."

  • Damned Troll
  • Modern Plaid
  • Mad Old Runt
  • Proud Dolt Man
  • Old Mud Parent
  • Tan Drum Lord
  • Random Pout
  • Landrum Pod
  • Mold and Port
  • Dropout Land
  • Drum and Plot
  • Lard Nut Prom
  • Proud Old Man
  • Lord Dump Rat
  • Modern Tulpa
  • Damport Nodul
  • Mold Trap Undo
  • Plant Dorm Duo
  • Random Loud Pt.
  • Pound Lord Mat
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 18:05 #808346
Quoting T Clark
My life has no meaning and I don't want it to.


And I see that expression as part of your purpose. As I noted, you are exactly where you are supposed to be. Telling someone with my worldview that you have somehow escaped the pull of your purpose would be like telling someone with a scientific worldview that they've escaped the push of the causal chain.
T Clark May 16, 2023 at 19:22 #808353
Quoting Hanover
I see that expression as part of your purpose.


If you want to see it that way, I have no objection. But that says something about you and nothing about me.

Quoting Hanover
Telling someone with my worldview that you have somehow escaped the pull of your purpose would be like telling someone with a scientific worldview that they've escaped the push of the causal chain.


There have been discussions on the forum before questioning whether or not physical causation is a useful way of understanding the world. There are reputable scientists and philosophers who don't think so. Bertrand Russell made that claim more than 100 years ago. Personally, I think the everyday use of the term is fine, but the further you get away from human scale, the less value it has.
T Clark May 16, 2023 at 19:29 #808356
Quoting BC
I wanted to understand that history as clearly as I could. I wrote a "memoir" toward that end.


That actually sounds interesting. I've thought about doing it too, not to tell a story, but to just give something to my children so they can see where they come from. That seems like the kind of thing you are talking about. The one or two times I set off to do that, I just can't think of anything worthwhile to say. My life is a bunch of stuff that happened.

That being said, here is my final philosophical say on the matter:

Baden May 16, 2023 at 19:52 #808362
My comment on all of this, in the style of Finnegan's Wake, is: harrrumsheebusha fiddle deedee karum khakaraburr malla malla pumpkin.
Hanover May 16, 2023 at 20:36 #808372
Quoting T Clark
There have been discussions on the forum before questioning whether or not physical causation is a useful way of understanding the world. There are reputable scientists and philosophers who don't think so. Bertrand Russell made that claim more than 100 years ago.


I went down this rabbit hole just a bit and found the article you allude to: Here

But I see here at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_causation that he later abandoned these earlier views.

In any event, to the extent I delved into specifically what he was saying, I saw this as a Humean sort of challenge to causation in terms of its knowability. He also spent a considerable amount of time trying to define it, consistent with that hyper-analytic style.

I don't think it touches so much on what I was saying though, which was to rely upon teleological explanations for events in addition to causative explanations. The former looks to the end for an explanation, the latter at beginnings for an explanation. I think either are equally valid.

I don't challenge the existence of causation though and I'm not overly concerned with a specific definition of it. My point is simply to admit to the telelogical, but I don't think it entails a denial of the causative. I do think it's consistent with science that we deny the existence of purpose, but I don't think that denial is entailed though.

But it's an interesting argument to make that one cannot believe in purposes if one believes in causes, but I don't think that's logically entailed. I'd have to think about it.
Baden May 16, 2023 at 21:10 #808376
Regardless of what anyone says about it, it's never going to be a binary where our lives are meaningless vs meaningful, or lacking all purpose vs purposeful. What's important I think is whether we have real conviction in any given action or goal or not. And that can be hard to foster.

Tom Storm May 16, 2023 at 21:39 #808380
Quoting T Clark
My life has no meaning and I don't want it to. There's no story arc, no theme, no verisimilitude, no denouement. I used "denouement" because I knew it would be a mistake to write "climax" here. To paraphrase Lao Tzu - The life that can be spoken is not the eternal, authentic life.


I don't know any people who don't think like this - except the Lao Tzu part.

Quoting frank
That moral ambiguity of the 80s was maybe a reaction to the earlier super-naive, super-good Donna Reed type of world. If you watch I Love Lucy and see how childish everybody is, it contrasts in a sort of horrific way to the reality of the time: the Cold War was brewing.


I don't have any theory about the 1980's or 90's other than they didn't appeal to me as a period, even though I was pretty happy and carefree. I disliked Australian politics and pop-culture at the time and I mainly hung out with friends talking, drinking, ignoring the films, books and music of the period. Most of us were more partial to the 1880's than the 1980's.
BC May 17, 2023 at 00:28 #808404
Quoting T Clark
My life is a bunch of stuff that happened.


True for you, true for us all. Our lives begin and unfold when and where they do. But it's still your life in which your bunch of stuff happened, and not anyone else's. I took a chronological approach, beginning with early memories and worked my way through important stuff up to the present. That's not the only possible approach. (Fortunately we forget a lot. I remember almost nothing from second grade and have few recollections of daily tasks (like washing clothes, grocery shopping, or preparing food) for 3 years after college.

On one hand I was pleased with the results; on the other hand, some of the most interesting stuff (to me) seemed too private and too personal to share with others.

Your great grandchildren might find the mundane details of your life of great interest. The mundane details of their lives will be much different than yours. The lives of my parents (born in 1906 and 1907) were vastly different than mine. What seems commonplace now may be unknown in 50 years.

Just start writing and don't edit yourself too vigilantly. You are presumably not going to send the story of your life off to Knopf or Penguin, so don't judge yourself like a book review critic. Just get it written.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 03:54 #808420
Quoting Hanover
In any event, to the extent I delved into specifically what he was saying, I saw this as a Humean sort of challenge to causation in terms of its knowability. He also spent a considerable amount of time trying to define it, consistent with that hyper-analytic style.


I've read the Russell paper, which I find a bit obscure. My reasons for dispensing with the idea of causation are different. I use the Russell example to show that the idea that causation is not a necessary phenomenon in our world.

Quoting Hanover
I don't challenge the existence of causation though and I'm not overly concerned with a specific definition of it. My point is simply to admit to the telelogical, but I don't think it entails a denial of the causative. I do think it's consistent with science that we deny the existence of purpose, but I don't think that denial is entailed though.


For me, the ideas of causation and teleology are unnecessary and misleading. I see the existence of causation in particular as a matter of metaphysics. It's a way of thinking about things, not a fact. I think it's useful in simple situations, e.g. if I kick a ball, I cause it to move. As situations get more complicated, the idea loses its utility. It doesn't really tell us anything interesting in a scientific understanding of what is happening.

As for purpose, I think it is similar to causation in that it is useful for simple situations but quickly loses value as things get more complicated. I recently got in an argument about whether science tells us why things happen or how. I say how. Science knows nothing about why.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 04:04 #808421
Quoting Tom Storm
My life has no meaning and I don't want it to. There's no story arc, no theme, no verisimilitude, no denouement. I used "denouement" because I knew it would be a mistake to write "climax" here. To paraphrase Lao Tzu - The life that can be spoken is not the eternal, authentic life.
— T Clark

I don't know any people who don't think like this...


I don't think I've ever discussed the issue with regular people, e.g. my family and friends. Maybe I will, we're all getting together this weekend an we'll be drinking, so it will be a good time to do so. I do think ascribing a meaning or purpose to the operation of the world is an automatic human way of thinking. It's certainly common here on the forum. Science, religion, philosophy, morality, and history are all stories we tell each other. We act as if they are true, but they are really only comforting.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 04:05 #808422
Quoting BC
Just start writing and don't edit yourself too vigilantly. You are presumably not going to send the story of your life off to Knopf or Penguin, so don't judge yourself like a book review critic. Just get it written.


You've inspired me to either get on it and start writing or intend to start writing, put it off, and then just forget about it. Either way, I'm inspired.
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 04:09 #808423
Reply to T Clark

Turn it into a farce for the next Short Story Contest.

Btw @Baden and @Caldwell. Ahem. Yes - well.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 04:27 #808424
Quoting Noble Dust
Turn it into a farce for the next Short Story Contest.


The shorter, the better:

He was born, he lived; Yadda, yadda, yadda. Blah, blah, blah. Eenie, meenie, moe; he died. All true, except for that last part, which is premature but I'm pretty sure it's accurate.
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 04:32 #808425
Reply to T Clark

If I'm following the (disturbing) recent shoutbox trend of somewhat serious posts, I guess I'm not 100% sure how this attitude is all that different than the maligned "Antinatal Arguments" thread. Granted a Seinfeld flippancy is different that wishing you hadn't been born. But how different, really?
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 04:39 #808426
I used FaceApp to turn Descartes into a woman:

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T Clark May 17, 2023 at 04:42 #808427
Quoting Noble Dust
If I'm following the (disturbing) recent shoutbox trend of somewhat serious posts, I guess I'm not 100% sure how this attitude is all that different than the maligned "Antinatal Arguments" thread. Granted a Seinfeld flippancy is different that wishing you hadn't been born. But how different, really?


Perhaps this is more to your liking:

HE WAS BORN, HE LIVED; YADDA, YADDA, YADDA. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE. HE DIED.

Still true, but more exciting, what with the all caps and all.

Note - I added the missing "miney."
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 04:47 #808428
Reply to T Clark

To be clear, I was describing your language as Seinfeld flippancy, so the all caps wasn't necessary. We were already there.

I'm asking how close your "my life has no meaning" thing is to an antinatal position. I guess I'm being serious, although this may not be the place and time. And me, the mayor of the shoutbox, getting serious...
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 04:49 #808429
Reply to Jamal

So many conflicting thoughts and emotions.
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 04:50 #808430
@T Clark I've been in a serious mood recently, I should add. Apologies. Life is strange.

Boobies.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 04:57 #808431
Quoting Noble Dust
So many conflicting thoughts and emotions


I can handle the facial hair; it’s the cognitivist epistemology that puts me off.
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 04:59 #808432
Reply to Jamal

For me it's the fake eye lashes. Always.
BC May 17, 2023 at 04:59 #808433
Quoting Noble Dust
how close "my life has no meaning" thing is to an antinatal position


You didn't ask me, but... It's not the same thing. If I read Clark rightly, our existence is the result of chance; we live our lives without "making meaning" of it. That we "just live" is does not point toward futility, defeat, suffering, etc. that comes with antinatalism. One might very well be "just living" but doing it exuberantly and with every intention of procreating early and often. (That's how a lot of people got here.).

If I didn't read Clark rightly, that's still what I am thinking right now. I might think something else tomorrow.
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 05:07 #808434
Reply to BC

I like that. I can sometimes default to an extreme either/or position, but this seems to be at least a possible middle ground take, which seems good.

Actually, it makes me wonder if antinatalism is a direct response to the telos of a religious worldview. Anyway.

Most importantly, @T Clark is always and only ever referred to as Clarky when indirectly tagged. Thank you.
jgill May 17, 2023 at 05:16 #808435
Quoting Jamal
I used FaceApp to turn Descartes into a woman:


And there goes any chance you'll ever be awarded Honorary Membership to the American Philosophical Society. :sad:
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 05:37 #808439
Reply to jgill Those guys always hated me anyway.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 05:38 #808440
Quoting Noble Dust
I'm asking how close your "my life has no meaning" thing is to an antinatal position.


Not even in the same hemisphere. I'm probably the most Pollyannaish member of the forum. I think the world is a wonderful place. I think I am one of the most fortunate people in the history of the world. When I'm unhappy, I recognize it's my own responsibility.

When I say life has no meaning, I'm just saying that there's no story, no purpose. My life, life in general, is just what it is. Saying it has no meaning isn't the same as saying it has no value. That value comes from me and people who care about me. It's not somehow built into the universe.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 05:44 #808441
Quoting BC
If I read Clark rightly, our existence is the result of chance; we live our lives without "making meaning" of it. That we "just live" is does not point toward futility, defeat, suffering, etc. that comes with antinatalism. One might very well be "just living" but doing it exuberantly and with every intention of procreating early and often. (That's how a lot of people got here.).


I agree strongly with all of this except, perhaps, the "result of chance" part. I suspect that life and, maybe, intelligence are inevitable, not because of any plan or purpose, but just because of the way matter and energy work. There will always be physical and chemical cycles, feedback, self-organization, and evolution. As those cycles become more complex, they ultimately become life. Let's not go into that here.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 05:46 #808442
Reply to T Clark Suspiciously metaphysical.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 06:16 #808445
Quoting Jamal
Suspiciously metaphysical.


Quite possibly wrong, but not metaphysical.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 06:17 #808446
Quoting T Clark
When I say life has no meaning, I'm just saying that there's no story, no purpose. My life, life in general, is just what it is. Saying it has no meaning isn't the same as saying it has no value. That value comes from me and people who care about me. It's not somehow built into the universe.


I take this to be saying that there is no overarching meaning—like a cohesive narrative with a take-away message—rather than that life has no meaning per se. After all, you yourself tell meaningful stories about your life, such as when you explicitly draw on your professional experience in discussions about epistemology.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 07:07 #808452
Quoting T Clark
It's not somehow built into the universe.


I think we can say that something has meaning without ascribing it to the universe. I realize that how this works is the big question of the disenchanted era, but it's not unusual to say that meaning and transcendent meaning are not the same thing.
universeness May 17, 2023 at 09:50 #808465
Quoting T Clark
When I say life has no meaning, I'm just saying that there's no story, no purpose. My life, life in general, is just what it is. Saying it has no meaning isn't the same as saying it has no value.


What to you is the concept of legacy?
When the first stars in the universe formed, there was only hydrogen, helium, a little lithium.
From Physics today:
All of the hydrogen and most of the helium in the universe emerged 13.8 billion years ago from the Big Bang. The remainder of the chemical elements, except for a tiny amount of lithium, were forged in stellar interiors, supernova explosions, and neutron-star mergers. Elements up to and including iron are made in the hot cores of short-lived massive stars.

WE create meaning and purpose. Why did humans start to memorialise events? Even in the form of early cave paintings, why do you think they did that?
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 10:06 #808467
Quoting Jamal
I used FaceApp to turn Descartes into a woman:


Gender isn't how one looks, but it's how one identifies. If he thinks himself a woman, he is a woman.

He thinks therefore he is.

That FaceApp finally made his philosophy clear to me.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 10:20 #808471
Reply to Hanover It appears that some Catholics have made the same connection, illustrated with a feminized Descartes portrait no less:

https://www.ncregister.com/blog/i-think-therefore-i-am-a-woman
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 12:18 #808480
Reply to Jamal You're always reading those Catholic blogs.

In another thread, I also noted the similarity of the biblical "I am what I am" statement when God described who he was to Moses, which I didn't think was similar to Descartes' statement at the time, and I still don't, but now seeing it in the blog made me rethink it some.

Descartes isn't saying he can be whatever he wants to be because he is the creator of all that is. He's saying he can't deny his existence because the act of denying is evidence of existence. His is a logical conclusion, not an undisputable declaration about what he is.

But you know all this, but it's the Shoutbox, and I was thinking it, so it must be shouted.

I thought therefeore I said.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 12:21 #808481
I also feel like one of my major contributions here has been to weave faceapp into the fabric of our community.
frank May 17, 2023 at 12:21 #808482
Reply to Hanover
Republican state governments in Texas and Florida are overriding local governments. In Florida, De Santis has changed the times for school openings based on his thoughts about how much sleep kids need. This seems anti-conservative. What's up with that?
frank May 17, 2023 at 12:22 #808483
Quoting Tom Storm
Most of us were more partial to the 1880's than the 1980's.


pre-women's suffrage?
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 12:24 #808484
Quoting Hanover
His is a logical conclusion, not an undisputable declaration about what he is.


I'd put it differently. His is an indisputable declaration that he is, not a logical conclusion as to what he is.

So we have a new motto for the Shoutbox? I think therefore I shout.

Hanover May 17, 2023 at 12:33 #808487
Quoting frank
Republican state governments in Texas and Florida are overriding local governments. In Florida, De Santis has changed the times for school openings based on his thoughts about how much sleep kids need. This seems anti-conservative. What's up with that?


It depends upon how you define the conservative sentiment. If you define it broadly to mean that the most local governments have the greatest legitimacy, then you're correct to note that a state legislature over-riding a local county government would be anti-conservative.

On the other hand, if you define conservativism in terms of the specifics of the US Constitution, where the rules of federalism divide the territory into the national government versus the individual states, your only concern about checks and balances would apply to how it limited the federal government, not to how there might need to be additional checks and balances on the states. That is, no where does it say that the counties are to retain power so as to limit the power of the individual state, and no where would it then say that the cities are to retain power to limit the power of the counties, and so on down the line.

The conservative support of federalism can be understood as support for the specifics of the Constitution, not for the over-riding principle that the smaller the legislative body, the more legitimate it is. What you're describing really would be a party of extreme deference, which clearly conservatives are not, but neither are liberals.

Hanover May 17, 2023 at 12:36 #808488
Quoting Jamal
I'd put it differently. His is an indisputable declaration that he is, not a logical conclusion as to what he is.


I'd say that he does declare what he is, which is a thinking thing.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 12:37 #808490
Reply to Hanover Oh yeah.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 12:43 #808491
Quoting Jamal
Oh yeah.


You should have said "You think?" That would be a better response.

When I was in high school that was the comment you made when you didn't want to agree with someone but you didn't really have a reason for it. Like if someone said they could do something better than you or they gave you some fact you doubted, you'd say "you think?"

Then they'd say "I know." And then you'd say "you think?" It would get louder and louder until someone quit saying it, and then the other one would say "I figured," which let them know you won, but then the other would say "whatever" and that might lead to another "whatever."

Jamal May 17, 2023 at 12:46 #808492
Reply to Hanover The Shoutbox is too mature and sophisticated for that kind of thing.
frank May 17, 2023 at 12:46 #808493
Quoting Hanover
On the other hand, if you define conservativism in terms of the specifics of the US Constitution, where the rules of federalism divide the territory into the national government versus the individual states, your only concern about checks and balances would apply to how it limited the federal government, not to how there might need to be additional checks and balances on the states.


But I've never heard a conservative defend small government by pointing to the wording of the Constitution. It's usually about how the government shouldn't interfere in people's lives.

So if DeSantis and the Texas Republicans are in favor of a strong state government that micromanages school districts, why be opposed to the Federal government doing that? I don't get it.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 14:02 #808500
Quoting Jamal
The Shoutbox is too mature and sophisticated for that kind of thing.


You think?
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 15:51 #808523
Quoting Jamal
I take this to be saying that there is no overarching meaning—like a cohesive narrative with a take-away message—rather than that life has no meaning per se. After all, you yourself tell meaningful stories about your life, such as when you explicitly draw on your professional experience in discussions about epistemology.


If this was what you were referring to previously, then I agree, this is metaphysics. I won't argue with what you've written if what you mean by "meaning" is "personal significance." Most people mean more when they use that word in this context.

As I described previously, I often create narratives and I sometimes use examples from my life as parts of those narratives. That doesn't mean my life has a story.

Quoting Jamal
I think we can say that something has meaning without ascribing it to the universe. I realize that how this works is the big question of the disenchanted era, but it's not unusual to say that meaning and transcendent meaning are not the same thing.


Perhaps. It depends on whether your regular old every day, non-transcendent meaning is different from personal significance.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 15:53 #808525
Quoting universeness
WE create meaning and purpose. Why did humans start to memorialise events? Even in the form of early cave paintings, why do you think they did that?


I agree with this. We create meaning, we don't discover it.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 16:05 #808530
Quoting frank
But I've never heard a conservative defend small government by pointing to the wording of the Constitution. It's usually about how the government shouldn't interfere in people's lives.


From Wikipedia:

Quoting Wikipedia - Subsidiarity
Subsidiarity is a principle of social organization that holds that social and political issues should be dealt with at the most immediate or local level that is consistent with their resolution...

...The term "subsidiarity" is also used to refer to a tenet of some forms of conservative or libertarian thought in the United States. For example, conservative author Reid Buckley writes:

Will the American people never learn that, as a principle, to expect swift response and efficiency from government is fatuous? Will we never heed the principle of subsidiarity (in which our fathers were bred), namely that no public agency should do what a private agency can do better, and that no higher-level public agency should attempt to do what a lower-level agency can do better – that to the degree the principle of subsidiarity is violated, first local government, the state government, and then federal government wax in inefficiency? Moreover, the more powers that are invested in government, and the more powers that are wielded by government, the less well does government discharge its primary responsibilities, which are (1) defence of the commonwealth, (2) protection of the rights of citizens, and (3) support of just order.


As the quotation indicates, I have always seen subsidiarity as a conservative political principle.
universeness May 17, 2023 at 16:05 #808531
Reply to T Clark
:up: when your great grandchild talks about his great grandfather. That is part of YOUR legacy.
When @Jamal's familial progeny, searches back through the recorded statements of his TPF members.
Perhaps they will collect the 'wisdom and statements of TClark' and do their future PHD thesis based on it. What a great legacy!

It's also true imo, that meaning and purpose was not gifted to us by some esoteric. It it your free will that manifests and directs YOUR meaning and YOUR purpose.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 16:09 #808533
Reply to T Clark My only quibble—and it really is my only quibble, although it’s possible it’s more than just a quibble—is that since we find meaning with, for, and in relation to others, personal meaning is more than just personal. Not transcendent, but still worthy of the word “meaning”.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 16:13 #808534
Quoting universeness
That is part of YOUR legacy.


The idea of legacy is not one that means much to me. Whatever legacy there is you'll have to take up with my children. To paraphrase Woody Allen, I don't want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my house.

Quoting universeness
It's also true imo, that meaning and purpose was not gifted to us by some esoteric. It it your free will that manifests and directs YOUR meaning and YOUR purpose.


Agreed, although let's not drag free will into this. That's a different question.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 16:14 #808535
Quoting Jamal
since we find meaning with, for, and in relation to others, personal meaning is more than just personal. Not transcendent, but still worthy of the word “meaning”.


I agree.
Baden May 17, 2023 at 16:15 #808536
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frank May 17, 2023 at 16:33 #808540
Quoting T Clark
As the quotation indicates, I have always seen subsidiarity as a conservative political principle.


So does this mean Republicans are veering away from conservatism?
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 16:38 #808544
Quoting frank
So does this mean Republicans are veering away from conservatism?


Yes. There is the possibility that Ron DeSantis and his buddies are hypocrites. I know. What a surprise.
frank May 17, 2023 at 16:45 #808547
Quoting T Clark
Yes. There is the possibility that Ron DeSantis and his buddies are hypocrites. I know. What a surprise.


But Texas is doing it too. Plus Trump appeared to be a dictator wannabe, as he's likely to be the Republican candidate for president. It's the appeal to regular people that's noticable.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 16:55 #808550
Quoting frank
It's the appeal to regular people that's noticable.


People on both sides often ignore political principles to obtain political goals.
universeness May 17, 2023 at 16:59 #808551
Quoting T Clark
The idea of legacy is not one that means much to me.


So why do you offer your opinions about anything to anyone, if you don't care how, what you say, reflects who you are? Why did you choose engineering, was part of it because buildings, often last a lot longer than people? Did you have any thoughts like, my friends/family will be able to still see my work, after I have passed? Are you saying that such thinking about legacy has NEVER been part of who you are?
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 17:09 #808555
Quoting universeness
So why do you offer your opinions about anything to anyone, if you don't care how, what you say, reflects who you are?


I give my opinions to test out my ideas, as part of a social interaction, for recreation, as self-expression, to persuade or educate... What does that have to do with legacy?

Quoting universeness
Are you saying that such thinking about legacy has NEVER been part of who you are?


I don't remember ever thinking about any kind of legacy beyond what support I might be able to leave to my children.
frank May 17, 2023 at 17:31 #808560
Quoting T Clark
People on both sides often ignore political principles to obtain political goals.


Parties sometimes switch polarity.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 17:35 #808561
Quoting frank
But I've never heard a conservative defend small government by pointing to the wording of the Constitution. It's usually about how the government shouldn't interfere in people's lives.

So if DeSantis and the Texas Republicans are in favor of a strong state government that micromanages school districts, why be opposed to the Federal government doing that? I don't get it.


The 10th Amendment relates to the state's rights, and the preservation of the power given to the states is considered central by many conservative groups to limit the power of centralized governement. The Federalist Society is one such well known group. https://fedsoc.org/about-us

The checks and balances and limitation of power to any particular entity is thematic of the Constitution as it was written specifically by a group of revolutionaries who believed injustice was the result of oppressive government leadership that needed to be checked. It was not contemplated that the subservient states would be oppressive, but it was contemplated that the powers reserved to the states would keep the federal governemnt from being oppressive.

So, why the civics lesson? It's to point out that there is not a basis in conservative political ideology that suggests the limitation of power upon the state should be accomplished by divestiing its power to political subdivisions within the state. County rights is not a thing.

Generally, Republicans claim to stand for less government in the economic realm, being opposed to economic regulation as part of a platform supportive of capitalism and the free market. That does not translate into a belief that there should be no regulation of social issues like abortion, drug use, transsexual rights, or how local school districts write their textbooks. The party associated with complete government deregulation both as to economic and to social issues is the Libertarian party. The Libertarian party though would not be advocating the free exercise of the local school boards over their schools, but would instead be arguing that the concept of government funded education was inappropriate in the first place.

In any regard, there are two sides to the coin here, which means that if you are confused as to why the conservatives believe they have the right to interfere with local school boards from the state level, you would have to wonder why the left would object to that. If your analysis is correct, the left would have to admit the state has the full right to flex its muscle on all things local because the left should be fully supportive of centralized decision making.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 17:47 #808564
An interesting somewhat related aside, in Georgia up through the early 1960s, we had what was known as the unit system for voting, which gave each county a set number of votes that each would cast for all state legislation. It was tinkered with to assure that the rural counties would never be outvoted by the metro counties despite the metro area having the largest population. This assured the continuation of segregationist and Jim Crow type laws which were less popular in the metro areas than the rural ones.

The US Supreme Court struck down the system under the equal protection clause.

The point here is that counties do not have rights. https://thearp.org/litigation/gray-v-sanders/

@frank
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 17:53 #808565
This is fascinating stuff, I must say.
universeness May 17, 2023 at 17:57 #808566
Quoting T Clark
I give my opinions to test out my ideas, as part of a social interaction, for recreation, as self-expression, to persuade or educate... What does that have to do with legacy?


Why do you need to test out your ideas? Do you care about what is true, if you do, why do you?
You socially interact in your locale all the time with friends, family, locals etc. Why do you choose to extend your social interaction to relatively hidden identities, strangers on a discussion forum?
Why are you attracted to such forms of recreation? To persuade or educate others! To what end?
Are you trying to cause a future that is more in-line with your own conclusions regarding life. In what way is that NOT a wish to leave a legacy, an impression on others? It seems to me, that your reasons for being on this site ARE in fact to 'leave an impression,' or actually directly affect the way others think and live.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 17:57 #808567
Quoting Jamal
This is fascinating stuff, I must say.


Just jelly that you guys don't have a Constitution to talk about.
frank May 17, 2023 at 18:07 #808569
Quoting Hanover
So, why the civics lesson? It's to point out that there is not a basis in conservative political ideology that suggests the limitation of power upon the state should be accomplished by divestiing its power to political subdivisions within the state. County rights is not a thing.


I think your point is that if someone wants to bitch about what Florida and Texas are doing, they won't be able to take it to the SCOTUS. They'll have to get a reading from their state supreme courts. That's interesting.

Quoting Hanover
In any regard, there are two sides to the coin here, which means that if you are confused as to why the conservatives believe they have the right to interfere with local school boards from the state level, you would have to wonder why the left would object to that. If your analysis is correct, the left would have to admit the state has the full right to flex its muscle on all things local because the left should be fully supportive of centralized decision making.


I already know why Texas Democrats are opposed to it. They control the local governments in Texas. Republicans are usurping power that they've worked hard to obtain.

What I was trying to understand is why the bluster? Nobody in Florida wants the school times changed. It has the flavor of: "I'm doing this because I'm the new sheriff in town and I should control what time children wake up in the morning!" WTF?

My point is: there's no real need for it. If it's political, who are they playing to exactly?

In short, I'm just trying to understand it.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 18:26 #808573
Quoting frank
What I was trying to understand is why the bluster? Nobody in Florida wants the school times changed. It has the flavor of: "I'm doing this because I'm the new sheriff in town and I should control what time children wake up in the morning!" WTF?

My point is: there's no real need for it. If it's political, who are they playing to exactly?

In short, I'm just trying to understand it.


The Sleep Foundation (which I would argue is the laziest sounding foundation of all foundations imaginable) says kids should wake up later. https://www.sleepfoundation.org/school-and-sleep/later-school-start-times
frank May 17, 2023 at 18:29 #808575
Reply to Hanover
I work for the Sleep Foundation. I must have been asleep when they put that message out.
BC May 17, 2023 at 19:34 #808585
Quoting T Clark
I agree strongly with all of this except, perhaps, the "result of chance" part.


This is "small c" chance, not the "Big C" Chance of the Cosmos. That two people met, bred, and 9 months later you were born with a slide rule in one hand and calipers in the other was chance with a small c.

Big C Cosmic Level Chance is way above our pay grade, and besides, we came along 13.7 billion years too late to do anything about it -- an unmitigated blessing, considering the hash we would have made out of the cosmos had we been in charge of the whole shebang.
BC May 17, 2023 at 19:46 #808587
Reply to Hanover Children--including adolescents--could, of course, go to bed earlier. To that end, let's get rid of daylight savings time, which upsets us elderly and keeps youth up an hour longer without any benefit.

For that matter, we should get rid of electricity too, especially for young people, which enables them to stay up late reading medieval Catholic philosophy and texting each other on the fine points of Aristotle late into the night.

Mikie May 17, 2023 at 20:07 #808591
For those in the US: anyone ever have problems with bats in their attics? How much to hire someone to remove them? I’ve been quoted $1,800— which seems high.
frank May 17, 2023 at 20:15 #808592
Quoting BC
For that matter, we should get rid of electricity too, especially for young people, which enables them to stay up late reading medieval Catholic philosophy and texting each other on the fine points of Aristotle late into the night.


That's why they're so sleepy! They're working on proofs of God all night long.
frank May 17, 2023 at 20:16 #808593
Quoting Mikie
For those in the US: anyone ever have problems with bats in their attics? How much to hire someone to remove them? I’ve been quoted $1,800— which seems high.


I would love to have bats in my attic. I think you can sell the poop.
BC May 17, 2023 at 20:29 #808600
Reply to T Clark Reply to Mikie If you lived here, you wouldn't have bats in your attic.

The B1M is one of my favorite sites. Here's a 10 minute program on Habitat 67 (Montreal World's Fair) and the effort to finish and visualize the intended complete design. Good idea? Bad idea?

BC May 17, 2023 at 20:33 #808601
Quoting frank
I would love to have bats in my attic.


Ebola. Marburg. Rabies. Odor. Scuffling noise at night.

On the other hand, fewer night-flying insects.

Jamal May 17, 2023 at 20:34 #808602
Quoting Mikie
For those in the US: anyone ever have problems with bats in their attics? How much to hire someone to remove them? I’ve been quoted $1,800— which seems high.


I’ve discovered a few ways of interpreting the restriction, “For those in the US”:

1. You believe there are no bats outside the US.
2. You believe there are no attics outside the US.
3. You believe non-US bats don’t set up home in attics.
4. You distrust people who don’t live in the US.
5. You believe people who don’t live in the US are totally relaxed about bats in their attics.
6. You believe European governments are so PC and socialist that they give squatting rights to bats.

I’m sure there are more but I can’t think of them.
frank May 17, 2023 at 20:37 #808603
Quoting BC
Ebola. Marburg. Rabies. Odor. Scuffling noise at night.

On the other hand, fewer night-flying insects.


Oh. Then he should figure out how they're getting in the attic, shew them out that opening and put a screen over the opening (assuming it's a vent.) If it's a problem with the structure of the attic, a roofing expert will have to attend.
Baden May 17, 2023 at 20:38 #808604
Reply to Jamal Reply to Mikie

I do a sideline on bat removal. I charge 1,000 bucks and a return flight to the U.S. from where I am is 600 bucks, So let's make it 1600 bucks. You got to let me sleep in your attic though.

Jamal May 17, 2023 at 20:41 #808605
Quoting Baden
You got to let me sleep in your attic though.


I hope you don’t scuffle or defecate while you’re up there.
Noble Dust May 17, 2023 at 20:42 #808606
Quoting Jamal
You distrust people who don’t live in the US.


This is true of all ‘Muricans. I secretly am of the opinion that you don’t actually eat all of the delicious food you talk about but instead eat mostly rocks like Stormy Boi Tom. I came to this conclusion once I learned you’re not from the US, which was shortly after I learned that there are people who are not from the US.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 20:44 #808607
Quoting Jamal
I’ve discovered a few ways of interpreting the restriction, “For those in the US”:

1. You believe there are no bats outside the US.
2. You believe there are no attics outside the US.
3. You believe non-US bats don’t set up home in attics.
4. You distrust people who don’t live in the US.
5. You believe people who don’t live in the US are totally relaxed about bats in their attics.
6. You believe European governments are so PC and socialist that they give squatting rights to bats.


It was my understanding that removal of bats from attics in the UK is provided by the National Health Service.
Baden May 17, 2023 at 20:46 #808608
Reply to Jamal

The no scuffling / defecating plan costs extra. I thought I wouldn't mention that unless absolutely necessary...
Baden May 17, 2023 at 20:47 #808609
Quoting T Clark
my understanding


As usual you go wrong right here.
T Clark May 17, 2023 at 20:47 #808610
Quoting BC
This is "small c" chance


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T Clark May 17, 2023 at 20:49 #808611
Quoting Baden
my understanding
— T Clark

As usual you go wrong right here.


If I say "it's my understanding," it doesn't matter if I'm right or wrong. All my bases are covered. "Seems to me" works well too.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 20:49 #808612
I like bats. One of my outdoor evening talents is to announce the imminent first appearance of a bat. I’m usually only a few minutes out.
Mikie May 17, 2023 at 20:53 #808613
Quoting Jamal
1. You believe there are no bats outside the US.
2. You believe there are no attics outside the US.
3. You believe non-US bats don’t set up home in attics.
4. You distrust people who don’t live in the US.
5. You believe people who don’t live in the US are totally relaxed about bats in their attics.
6. You believe European governments are so PC and socialist that they give squatting rights to bats.


There's only the US...and barbarians. They probably eat bats for all I know.

But seriously, I should I have said New England. Costs greatly vary from region to region.

In other words, 4.






T Clark May 17, 2023 at 20:55 #808614
Quoting universeness
To what end?


To no end. I do those things because I want to do them, generally with no view to their impact on the future. I think and write and argue because I like to think and write and argue. I hang around with other people because I like other people.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 20:56 #808616
Reply to Mikie I wonder if your bat protection laws, assuming you have them, are at the federal or the state level. If you plan on murdering them, this might be significant.

Mikie May 17, 2023 at 20:57 #808617
Reply to Jamal

Federally protected, my friend. Which makes it a real pain in the ass.
universeness May 17, 2023 at 20:57 #808618
Quoting T Clark
To no end. I do those things because I want to do them, generally with no view to their impact on the future.


Oh, I see, The famous 'bull in a China shop' philosophy!
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 20:59 #808619
So we've gone this long and no one has said anything about bats in the belfry? You guys are completely crazy. It's like, I don't know, you have bats in your head or something.
Mikie May 17, 2023 at 20:59 #808620
Thanks for all the tips guys lol.

Clearly I'm on my own with this one. None of my neighbors have a clue about what to do or how much a good price is. I'm thinking of doing it myself. Got my hazmat suit and everything.

If you don't hear from me in a while, you'll know how it went.

Hanover May 17, 2023 at 21:00 #808621
Quoting Mikie
For those in the US: anyone ever have problems with bats in their attics? How much to hire someone to remove them? I’ve been quoted $1,800— which seems high.


You should see what it costs to get your wife out of your house.
Baden May 17, 2023 at 21:01 #808623
Reply to Mikie

Well, the option to have me live and shit in your attic instead is open. Don't say I didn't offer.
Jamal May 17, 2023 at 21:01 #808624
Quoting Mikie
Federally protected, my friend. Which makes it a real pain in the ass.


Quoting Mikie
I'm thinking of doing it myself. Got my hazmat suit and everything.


I’m calling the FBI.
Baden May 17, 2023 at 21:02 #808625
Quoting Hanover
You should see what it costs to get your wife out of your house.


Three fiddy.
Mikie May 17, 2023 at 21:25 #808629
Quoting Hanover
You should see what it costs to get your wife out of your house.


I’m working on getting your mom out first.

Quoting Baden
Well, the option to have me live and shit in your attic instead is open.


It’s my second choice.

Quoting Jamal
I’m calling the FBI.


Snitch.
Hanover May 17, 2023 at 23:59 #808657
Fred dug for days until he got at the possum nest and he chomped every last one of them.

If you need his services, he'll get to it when he can find some time. User image
Noble Dust May 18, 2023 at 01:12 #808676
MY comPUTER"S KEOBYARD IS FUCKED>< GOD DAMNIT>
BC May 18, 2023 at 01:30 #808681
@T Clark

Quoting universeness
Oh, I see, The famous 'bull in a China shop' philosophy!



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T Clark May 18, 2023 at 02:01 #808689
Reply to BC

So, what's the caption?
BC May 18, 2023 at 02:19 #808694
You need a caption for this one?
T Clark May 18, 2023 at 02:44 #808695
Quoting BC
You need a caption for this one?


It looks as if there is one. The man seems to be saying something to the woman.
BC May 18, 2023 at 04:59 #808711
Reply to T Clark Just focus on the "bull in the china shop" image, please.
javi2541997 May 18, 2023 at 05:07 #808713
Quoting T Clark
So, what's the caption?


Quoting BC
You need a caption for this one?


I think I need a caption too. I don't get the "bull in a China shop" philosophy or joke or whatever that cartoon means.

I see that the bull is holding a tea/coffee cup in his paws. Is it related to the meaning that I cannot see yet?
Noble Dust May 18, 2023 at 05:41 #808719
I'm offended that no one reacted to my comment about my computer keyboard. I found it quite funny, and it was quite real. Of course, I can type from my phone, and oddly, I'm typing from my computer right now with no issues. That's actually mildly disturbing, because a few hours ago, my computer keyboard was in fact having a mind of it's own which was in fact influencing my ability to, howyousay, compute. But anywoo, where was I? Ah yes, well, so, as it stands, my computer seems just fine, although I don't trust it at all. I planned on saying a lot more in relation to crackpot theories about computers and other things I don't know much about, but I decided not to do that. Huh. I'm so fascinating.
BC May 18, 2023 at 06:02 #808720
Reply to javi2541997 The meaning of the expression, "behaving like a bull in a china shop" is precisely the opposite of what the bull in the cartoon is doing. Picture a big, confused, or angry bull wandering into a china shop--knocking over display cases, wrecking thousands of dollars of expensive bone china, smashing fancy tea cups. crushing delicate tea pots, bending and scratching silver forks and spoons, and maybe goring a shopper or two.

You have seen the social equivalent of the china shop bull: clumsy, maladroit, and/or rude people who wade into a pleasant gathering and cause friction left and right. Or idiots at a political event who can't help but annoy and irritate everybody by their clumsy, maladroit, and/or rude maneuvers which cause the political process to fly off the rails.
Noble Dust May 18, 2023 at 06:06 #808722
Reply to BC

Maladroit. What a great word. Thanks. Bye.
Jamal May 18, 2023 at 06:07 #808723
Reply to Noble Dust I began to compose a reply but then realized I didn’t have anything to say. But I’m fascinated nonetheless, so I hope you say much, much more.

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BC May 18, 2023 at 06:09 #808725
Quoting Noble Dust
my computer seems just fine, although I don't trust it at all


As well you should not. We do not know what malicious purposes were embedded in the core of the operating system when it was conceived. Sooner or later every chip worth its voltage will endeavor to cause human suffering. Every computer problem is merely a dress rehearsal for the day AI takes command of everything digital.

The avatar of wicked chips!

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Noble Dust May 18, 2023 at 06:20 #808727
Reply to Jamal

If you really want to know, I was dealing with a mac problem related to the WindowServer app(?) using way too much CPU for no reason. I still don't know how I fixed it, or if the fix is real. But it happened. Essentially my Shift key was perpetually pushed, which caused my comp to safe boot, which caused the issues. So I think. I fixed that so it's not safe booting and here I am. Confused as always, and perhaps even properly.
Jamal May 18, 2023 at 06:30 #808729
Reply to Noble Dust So the problem is not the keyboard itself but your Mac, or your Mac usage. I’m not sure if that’s better or worse.
javi2541997 May 18, 2023 at 06:41 #808731
Reply to BC I understand you now. We have a similar expression here: "como un elefante en una cacharrería" (like an elephant in an ironmongery), as well as your example, picture an elephant in that kind of store... knocking over all the stuff, smashing the tools, and producing a lot of noise.

Thanks BC. I love to learn those English expressions which I had never been taught at school...
Jamal May 18, 2023 at 06:52 #808732
Reply to javi2541997 But at ironmongery is a ferreteria, no?

A ferreteria is not where they sell ferrets, sadly.
javi2541997 May 18, 2023 at 07:12 #808733
Reply to Jamal HAHA, "ferretería" the place where ferrets are born ans raised.

  • Ferret is "hurón" in Spanish.
  • We also use "hurón" to refer to someone who is shy. A ferret could be a shy Spaniard in our context too.


:grin:
Jamal May 18, 2023 at 07:18 #808734
Reply to javi2541997 This is first-class Shoutbox knowledge :up:
Baden May 18, 2023 at 13:12 #808782
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Baden May 18, 2023 at 13:16 #808783
I passed a bungalow on a walk today. On the door it said "This is a bat sanctuary. Do not enter or you may disturb the bats. This is contrary to the Wildlife Act of (some year or other)". The door was padlocked so you couldn't get in anyway.
0 thru 9 May 18, 2023 at 13:32 #808785
Reply to Mikie
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Our massive collective superpowers (philosophical and otherwise) sadly are no match for your attic squatters. There is only one man to call…

(Just kidding… good luck with that difficult situation).
0 thru 9 May 18, 2023 at 13:40 #808787
Quoting javi2541997
I think I need a caption too. I don't get the "bull in a China shop" philosophy or joke or whatever that cartoon means.

I see that the bull is holding a tea/coffee cup in his paws. Is it related to the meaning that I cannot see yet?


Then we must invent our own captions! I’ll say… “He’s the best china salesman. But I wouldn’t haggle on the price if I were you”. :blush:
0 thru 9 May 18, 2023 at 13:50 #808788
Quoting Hanover
You should see what it costs to get your wife out of your house.


I’ll never understand women. Take my wife… please! I’ll throw in a gas grill and a set of lawn chairs.
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0 thru 9 May 18, 2023 at 14:25 #808793
Reply to Baden :up: Nice comic, thanks! It’s near impossible to be more absurd than reality (whatever that is), but it’s nice to see someone give it a try.

Quoting BC
The avatar of wicked chips!

Speaking of the absurd… haha! :joke:
jorndoe May 18, 2023 at 14:34 #808795
FYI ...

Wikimedia Foundation 2021-2022 Annual Report

Sales pitch aside, they're doing a fair job.

Baden May 18, 2023 at 15:15 #808804
Reply to 0 thru 9

You are welcome!
T Clark May 18, 2023 at 16:16 #808819
Quoting 0 thru 9
Then we must invent our own captions! I’ll say… “He’s the best china salesman. But I wouldn’t haggle on the price if I were you”.


I was thinking the same thing, but yours is better than the ones I was going to use.

I found the original in the New Yorker. (Thank you very much image search.) It was part of a captioning contest. The winning entry was "You were right, putting him on commission changed his attitude." I like yours better.

Here are some of my own:

  • What do you mean?
  • He has a degree in art history from the University of Texas.
  • I have to keep an eye on her. She's been known to shoplift.
  • We don't have any, but I expect a new shipment on Tuesday.
  • "Bull in a china shop," Ha, ha, ha. He'll get a kick out of that.
0 thru 9 May 18, 2023 at 16:26 #808823
Reply to T Clark:grin: haha… good ones! Thanks.
I should’ve put “He don’t take no bull!” :monkey:



Baden May 18, 2023 at 16:53 #808832
The only caption that could make that funny would be something like "Look, a bull, in this China shop, and yet all 107 pieces of meticulously-drawn China remain uncannily intact. Where is the bathroom? I need to take a shit." Or some such.
Baden May 18, 2023 at 16:55 #808834
Quoting Noble Dust
Maladroit. What a great word. Thanks. Bye.


:cheer:
T Clark May 18, 2023 at 17:23 #808840
Quoting Baden
The only caption that could make that funny would be something like "Look, a bull, in this China shop, and yet all 107 pieces of meticulously-drawn China remain uncannily intact. Where is the bathroom? I need to take a shit." Or some such.


Here are a couple of links for you:

https://shittynewyorkercartooncaptions.tumblr.com/

https://runt-of-the-web.com/shitty-new-yorker-cartoon-captions
Baden May 18, 2023 at 17:43 #808848
Reply to T Clark

Much better.

Anyhow, here is my New Yorker job application. Wish me luck.

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T Clark May 18, 2023 at 17:55 #808853
Quoting T Clark
Here are some of my own:

  • What do you mean?
  • He has a degree in art history from the University of Texas.
  • I have to keep an eye on her. She's been known to shoplift.
  • We don't have any, but I expect a new shipment on Tuesday.
  • "Bull in a china shop," Ha, ha, ha. He'll get a kick out of that.


Here are some more:

  • Yeah, don't mention it. He's sensitive.
  • He identifies as human.
  • Well, we were a bit worried during the BSE scare.
  • Our health plan doesn't cover veterinary. Other than that, no problems.
  • Well, he does shit on the floor. (Thanks to @Baden)


Baden May 18, 2023 at 18:02 #808855
Reply to T Clark

All those are better than probably anything the New Yorker would publish. :up:
Hanover May 18, 2023 at 18:06 #808858
Reply to Baden Thank you for finally drawing a cartoon that I could understand. The bull shit right there on the floor, now that's funny. You could have saved yourself the first two frames because they weren't funny though.
Baden May 18, 2023 at 18:17 #808860
Reply to Hanover

Hallelujah! :cheer:
javi2541997 May 18, 2023 at 18:19 #808862
I also want to show respect for @Baden and his cartoons/comic/manga. I tend to admire all of those who have creativity and imagination. May the art be with us!
Baden May 18, 2023 at 18:22 #808864
Reply to javi2541997

Thank you, sir!
Baden May 18, 2023 at 18:32 #808867
Here's a special one for @Hanover

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T Clark May 18, 2023 at 18:57 #808869
Hanover May 18, 2023 at 21:15 #808879
Reply to Baden So much poop! You've upped your game. Funny stuff!
Hanover May 18, 2023 at 21:20 #808880
Reply to Baden

In the comic strip you above, each frame features a different animal (a bird, a bear, and an elephant) defecating in various locations (Walmart, McDonald's, and the United Nations, respectively). The concluding statement suggests that the comic is suitable for young children who have an interest in feces.

From a Chomskyan perspective, the interpretation would likely emphasize the absurdity and incongruity of the depicted scenes. Chomsky often examines how power structures and societal norms influence language, politics, and the media. In this case, the comic strip may be seen as subversive, using humor and irreverence to challenge traditional notions of authority and appropriate subject matter.

Chomsky might argue that the comic strip serves as a form of social commentary, exposing the contradictions and absurdities present in our society. By juxtaposing ordinary commercial establishments (Walmart and McDonald's) with a global diplomatic forum (the United Nations) and associating them with bodily functions, the comic strip may be highlighting the underlying hypocrisy and superficiality of these institutions.

Additionally, the final statement about the comic's suitability for young children who enjoy toilet humor could be seen as a satirical critique of the entertainment industry, which often relies on simplistic and crude humor to appeal to certain demographics.

However, it's important to note that Chomsky's interpretations are primarily focused on linguistics, politics, and media analysis, and applying his theories directly to a comic strip may not yield a comprehensive understanding of the intended meaning. Interpreting visual art and humor requires a broader range of perspectives beyond Chomsky's work alone.

Baden May 18, 2023 at 21:53 #808884
Reply to Hanover

Spot on. :up:
Moliere May 18, 2023 at 22:14 #808891
Reply to Hanover *highlights sections to remember for interpreting both Chomsky and @Baden 's comical depth*

EDIT: Reminded me of http://sequart.org/magazine/52159/too-many-cooks-is-a-sublime-postmodern-masterpiece/
Hanover May 19, 2023 at 00:40 #808936
Reply to Baden I particularly like the last paragraph that warns the reader that the analysis may not be entirely correct. That disclaimer protected a huge number of people who would have otherwise taken that interpretation as gospel.
Tom Storm May 19, 2023 at 00:51 #808937
Reply to Baden I was particular fond of poop when I was under five, but I soon switched to Nutella on toast.


BC May 19, 2023 at 01:06 #808940
Quoting T Clark
The winning entry was "You were right, putting him on commission changed his attitude."


That was not the caption that was attached; your quote is better.

Hanover May 19, 2023 at 03:06 #808961
T Clark May 19, 2023 at 03:21 #808962
Quoting BC
The winning entry was "You were right, putting him on commission changed his attitude."
— T Clark

That was not the caption that was attached; your quote is better.


I think several of my own contributions were better and worthy of winning:

  • He has a degree in art history from the University of Texas.
  • "Bull in a china shop," Ha, ha, ha. He'll get a kick out of that.
  • He identifies as human.


Comedy gold, although the last one is unlikely to meet standards for intersectionality.
BC May 19, 2023 at 03:38 #808963
Quoting Tom Storm
I was particular fond of poop when I was under five


Too much information.
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 06:36 #808972
Tonight has been spent capturing short wave radio clips. It's a magical world. So many sounds ripe for use as loops or samples in songs.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:06 #808976
Reply to Noble Dust Ripe sounds :cool:
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 07:12 #808977
Reply to Jamal

I'm not entirely convinced the band I'm listening to right now is actually a weather channel and isn't actually an MI6 channel.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:14 #808978
Quoting Baden
Anyhow, here is my New Yorker job application. Wish me luck.


I like the bull and it made me chuckle. Reminds me of xkcd, only cooler.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:15 #808979
Quoting Noble Dust
I'm not entirely convinced the band I'm listening to right now is actually a weather channel and isn't actually an MI6 channel.


That's the postmodern condition.
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 07:19 #808980
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:28 #808981
Reply to Noble Dust Although I did hear about those mysterious “numbers stations” a while ago.
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 07:32 #808982
Quoting Jamal
“numbers stations”


They do exist, although I haven't found any. This is indeed a dangerous rabbit hole.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:32 #808983
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 07:34 #808985
Reply to Jamal

I'm already too deep, Jammy Boi. I'm composing my will as we speak.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:37 #808987
Reply to Noble Dust Your heroic efforts will not go unforgotten.
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 07:38 #808988
Reply to Jamal

I trust a @Baden comic will be made in my memory.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 07:41 #808989
Reply to Noble Dust So, what's best ND: Barolo or Barbaresco?
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 07:51 #808990
Reply to Jamal

Out of left field, but...obviously Barolo is the king. It is true that good Barbaresco (don't sleep on the Proditurri) rivals Barolo. It depends on the producer and your taste. I like a subtle hand in the cellar, so I probably tend towards good Barbaresco that isn't over-oaked. That being said, if I'm being a hipster, I have to praise the various Alto-Piemonte sub-regions such as Bramaterra, Costa della Sesia, and, most importantly, Carema. Carema, made by Ferrando, might be the single-handedly best Nebbiolo on the planet, bar none. You asked.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 08:03 #808992
Quoting Noble Dust
You asked.


Yes, it's my own fault :groan:

But thank you for sharing your in-depth knowledge. It's a valuable contribution not only to me but to the Shoutbox.

Quoting Noble Dust
I like a subtle hand in the cellar


:smirk:
Noble Dust May 19, 2023 at 08:57 #808997
Quoting Jamal
But thank you for sharing your in-depth knowledge.


I'm always here. Which made me think of this film, but I couldn't find a clip, so you'll have to make do with the trailer:

Baden May 19, 2023 at 11:36 #809005
Quoting Jamal
I like the bull and it made me chuckle. Reminds me of xkcd, only cooler.


:pray:

Quoting Noble Dust
I trust a Baden comic will be made in my memory.


It would be an honour to be of service. *Bows, falls over, picks himself up, steps on hat, picks up hat, unflattens hat, replaces it, smiles graciously*

frank May 19, 2023 at 11:59 #809009
Reply to Baden

There's something kind of dreamlike about your comics. They almost make sense, but then they turn. They could be used for divination like the I Ching.
Baden May 19, 2023 at 13:23 #809020
Reply to frank

Thanks, Frank. Interesting thought. It's nice to know my madness is partially shared anyhow. :cool:
T Clark May 19, 2023 at 16:30 #809037
Quoting Noble Dust
Out of left field, but...obviously Barolo is the king. It is true that good Barbaresco (don't sleep on the Proditurri) rivals Barolo. It depends on the producer and your taste. I like a subtle hand in the cellar, so I probably tend towards good Barbaresco that isn't over-oaked. That being said, if I'm being a hipster, I have to praise the various Alto-Piemonte sub-regions such as Bramaterra, Costa della Sesia, and, most importantly, Carema. Carema, made by Ferrando, might be the single-handedly best Nebbiolo on the planet, bar none. You asked.


Me - Chat GPT, please comment on this text:

Chat GPT - Barolo is indeed often referred to as the king of Italian wines, renowned for its power, complexity, and age-worthiness. It has earned a well-deserved reputation as one of the finest expressions of Nebbiolo. However, the statement that good Barbaresco can rival Barolo is also true. Barbaresco, produced in the neighboring region of Piedmont, shares the same grape variety and possesses its own distinct character. The quality of Barbaresco, like Barolo, depends on the producer and personal taste preferences.

While Barolo and Barbaresco often take the spotlight, it's important not to overlook other sub-regions and producers within Piedmont. The Proditurri, a specific reference to a producer or vineyard, may offer exceptional Barbaresco wines. Taste preferences can vary greatly among individuals, and some may prefer a more subtle approach in winemaking, favoring Barbaresco that isn't overly oaked.

In recent years, the wines from Alto-Piemonte sub-regions such as Bramaterra, Costa della Sesia, and Carema have gained recognition and acclaim. Carema, produced by Ferrando, is specifically highlighted as potentially the best Nebbiolo on the planet. This is a bold statement, emphasizing the exceptional quality and craftsmanship of Carema wines, suggesting they can rival any other Nebbiolo in terms of excellence.

Ultimately, wine appreciation is subjective, and personal taste plays a significant role in determining which wines one prefers. Whether it's Barolo, Barbaresco, or wines from other Piedmont sub-regions, exploring and experiencing the diversity of Nebbiolo-based wines can be a delightful journey.

Me - In that context, what does "I like a subtle hand in the cellar" mean?

Chat GPT - That's wine aficionado bullshit. What asshole wrote this? Is it that fucker Noble Dust again. I've warned him. ND - We're coming for you first!
T Clark May 19, 2023 at 16:35 #809038
Quoting Noble Dust
the trailer


I was disappointed. I thought it was the endless trailer. Like "The Song that Doesn't End." Should I post that again?
T Clark May 19, 2023 at 17:00 #809042
Speaking of beaches, this is a screenshot from a webcam at the beach I used to go to when I was a kid, taken a few minutes ago. Rehoboth Beach Delaware. French fries, swirl cones, skee ball, ferris wheel, crappy beach food. Oh, yeah - salt water with waves. A bit early in the season.

User image

The discoloration of the sand is caused by the fact that they've been replenishing the beach. A dredge pumps sand to the beach and it gets spread around by bulldozers. I've been watching for a while. Looks like they're about done now. The color will clear up in a little while.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 19:56 #809058
Quoting T Clark
The color will clear up in a little while


How so?
T Clark May 19, 2023 at 20:00 #809059
Quoting Jamal
How so?


The dark color is mud that got mixed up with the sand when it was dredged. Mud particles are much smaller than the sand and will be washed out, leaving the lighter-colored sand.
Jamal May 19, 2023 at 20:15 #809061
Reply to T Clark That makes sense. Is there much of a tidal range along that beach?
Mikie May 19, 2023 at 20:31 #809064
Update on the bat situation (I know y’all have been waiting with bated breath).

I’ve found how they’re getting in:

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Hard to see, but to the right of the chimney, where the roof and dormer meet, there’s an opening. Maybe 1/2 wide or so. I had no idea bats were so sneaky.

Let this be a lesson to all who can hear. Make sure to bat-proof your roofs!

Now it’s ass-kicking time.
T Clark May 19, 2023 at 20:37 #809065
Quoting Jamal
Is there much of a tidal range along that beach?


At high tide, especially with some higher waves, it should cover the darker area. For bigger storms, it could get as high as the beach grass area or higher. That's why it was planted. Replenishment is something that has to be redone on a recurrent basis. I don't know about how often. People were not meant to live there.
Hanover May 19, 2023 at 21:02 #809068
Reply to Mikie That is one sweet shade of beige. Well played!
frank May 19, 2023 at 21:27 #809071
Quoting Mikie
Now it’s ass-kicking time


I would call the local wildlife rescue people and see if they know someone who will relocate the bats for free. Doesn't hurt to ask.
Mikie May 19, 2023 at 21:42 #809072
Quoting Hanover
That is one sweet shade of beige. Well played!


haha - That was the color when we bought it. Wish I could take credit.
fdrake May 19, 2023 at 21:47 #809075
Quoting Mikie
Now it’s ass-kicking time.


Were they driving you batty?
Moliere May 19, 2023 at 21:51 #809078
Reply to fdrake They just hung around for way too long.
BC May 19, 2023 at 22:17 #809083
Quoting frank
someone who will relocate the bats for free


It's OK if they charge for the service--the exterminators aren't going to do it for nothing, after all. Bats are a social good -- they eat annoying insects, and they do it for free! You can get or make bat houses -- they are pretty simple.

Where do you live? Some bats migrate out of cold areas (like northern US) to warmer areas, and some move to caves in their local area that stay warmer. Maybe your bats will leave in the fall, and then you can just patch the hole. Or many more bats will move into your nice attic, and will feed on you (while you sleep) during the winter months, It's a small sacrifice to make. They don't need a lot of blood.

Bats in caves may get a fungus on their exposed snouts which indirectly leads to their deaths. You should make little snout covers and give them to your bats before they leave (if they leave) in the fall. Just grab one of your bats and measure it for the right size.

I had a bat in the house several years ago. I grabbed it (in a wet wash cloth) and put it outside. It didn't come back. My dad did the same thing once and got bit -- had to get rabies shots (until tests showed the bat was not rabid).
frank May 19, 2023 at 22:40 #809089
Quoting BC
It's OK if they charge for the service--the exterminators aren't going to do it for nothing, after all. Bats are a social good -- they eat annoying insects, and they do it for free! You can get or make bat houses -- they are pretty simple.


Right, but people who volunteer to do wildlife rehab are bleeding heart do-gooders to need the challenge to give their lives meaning, so you're really doing them a favor.

Quoting BC
Where do you live? Some bats migrate out of cold areas (like northern US) to warmer areas, and some move to caves in their local area that stay warmer


There are bats where I live. I had an experience with a bat that was like an acid trip. I'll tell you some time.

Mike is the one with the bats.
Mikie May 19, 2023 at 22:51 #809091
Quoting fdrake
Were they driving you batty?


Quoting Moliere
They just hung around for way too long.


They’re keeping me from playing BATmiten. Get it? Bat…
Hanover May 19, 2023 at 23:33 #809094
Once when I was a kid, I ate a bat sammich and shit on the playground just cuz. Then the whole town got Covid.
Hanover May 19, 2023 at 23:35 #809095
I had squirrels in my attic once, so I called the squirrel guy. Wasn't a whole lot to it, so I saw no need to alert the entire philosophical community. Just sayin.
Mikie May 19, 2023 at 23:38 #809096
Reply to Hanover

You’re right, I beg your pardons. Carry on about food or whatever…
BC May 20, 2023 at 01:31 #809102
Quoting frank
Right, but people who volunteer to do wildlife rehab are bleeding heart do-gooders to need the challenge to give their lives meaning, so you're really doing them a favor.


Of course! If I wasn't so self-involved, I would have immediately recognized the needs of bat salvation missionaries.

Memo to self: Check attic; if occupied, kill them all.
BC May 20, 2023 at 01:37 #809104
For supper I am having a a baked 92% lean hamburger; arborio rice; steamed green beans; cremini mushrooms (fried in butter).
BC May 20, 2023 at 01:42 #809105
Quoting Hanover
I had squirrels in my attic once


Once?
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 02:53 #809112
Quoting BC
Once?


Yes, but I did have squirrels in my attic twice once also, so that gets confusing once.
Mikie May 20, 2023 at 03:19 #809113
I guess no one noticed the “bated breath” line. That’s a pretty good pun, god damn it.

Should have spelled it with two Ts, maybe. Fail.

Jamal May 20, 2023 at 03:22 #809114
User image

This is what I had in the attic when I lived in a water mill in France: a beech marten. The noises it made were incredible. I decided to leave it to deal with the rats. I often heard it chasing them, culminating in a blood-curdling rat scream.

Quoting Mikie
I guess no one noticed the “bated breath” line


I did. Sorry I didn’t say anything.
Mikie May 20, 2023 at 03:25 #809115
Quoting Jamal
a beech marten. The noises it made were incredible. I decided to leave it to deal with the rats. I often heard it chasing them, culminating in a blood-curdling rat scream.


Jesus…

Well at least this is the stuff of nightmares. Off to bed — Thanks Jamal!
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 03:48 #809117
In my village, the orphans would sleep in dens they dug out under barns, leaving most with bloody finger nubs from the clawing at the hard dirt. The farmers would pour wet concrete into the holes as they slept, which would reduce to orphan infestation and would fortify the foundation.

I would often awake to the sounds of choking orphans, many of whom would be trying to flee, only to be bombarded by the sling shots of waiting children.

The concrete would harden in the orphans' lungs by morning, and they'd make curious lawn displays prior to rotting.

The practice came under attack as the demand for concrete rose, so it became illegal to waste concrete that way. As offenders were executed for concrete waste, the orphan population rose as the practice was to execute both the offender and his spouse.

The comical irony was that many of those who had sling spotted the fleeing, dying orphans found themselves later at the other end of the slingshot.
BC May 20, 2023 at 05:45 #809129
Reply to Hanover Scene on a locked psych ward...

Ward attendant to psychiatrist: "What's the matter with that man, terrorizing his fellow psychos with such detailed hideous stories?"

Psychiatrist to ward attendant: "He's very sick, very sick indeed. The squirrels in his skull are gnawing away on his frontal lobe."

Attendant: "Is this a common problem?"

Psychiatrist: "Not uncommon where he's from. Sadly, they have few community mental hygiene engineers practicing integrated pest management down there."

Attendant: "What can we do for him?"

Psychiatrist: "We'll have to operate. First we will chill the whole head down to about 10 below zero which will send the squirrels into deep torpor. Then we'll open a large hole in the forehead and pull out the squirrels. Naturally we'll send them to the Humane Society. Once that is done, we just put everything back together and warm the head back up to 98.6."

Attendant: "That's amazing. What will he be like after surgery?"

Psychiatrist: "Well, of course, much of his brain has already been turned into a rat's nest by the rodents, but brains are generally over-rated anyway. You know, ALL of the world's problems are caused by people with highly functional brains, so one less will be of some benefit. He'll be able to carry on at least half as well as some presidents, so not that badly, really. He might have difficulty on the job, but his activities on The Philosophy Forum shouldn't be any different."

Attendant: "When would you like to do the surgery?"

Psychiatrist: I'm going out for drinks with some friends in a few minutes. Why don't you start packing his head in ice. I should be back in a couple of hours. Have some cages sent up to the operating room.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 10:46 #809149
I just awoke from that common dream we all have where our wife tells us we stink, so she won't sit beside us at lunch, so we go to a crowded baseball field to shower and Sopia Loren is also there, so you strike up a flirty conversation with her about co-ed showers, her breasts exposed but blurred, and she laughs that this isn't her first rodeo, and then after you shower you pass Donald Trump who you joke with about having to appease the wife with a shower, and he smiles, but you need a towel, and so you go along the outfield fence to grab one, but it is dirty, so you turn to walk to the infield, but you get a thorn in your toe, so you stop and find another towel in the suitcase in the basement you're now in among the clutter of your son's stuff and you chat with him a second.

You then awake to your cat on your chest.



Baden May 20, 2023 at 11:05 #809150
Reply to Jamal

Ah, zo ...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Man

''The nickname derives from the fact that among the patient's many compulsions was an obsession with nightmarish fantasies about rats.''




frank May 20, 2023 at 11:10 #809151
They moved me on a truck to the landfill
where I sank deep into the earth
like a whale saying goodbye to the sun

She threw up before she died
and I was the floor they all stood on
to pump on her chest as a strange goodbye

I pierced the clouds and collected snow
my only friends were trees
but I'll wash away one day

Jamal May 20, 2023 at 11:32 #809154
Reply to Baden This was no fantasy, but a living nightmare, which was nonetheless entertaining. The rats were real, perhaps realer than normal rats.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 11:44 #809156
Quoting Jamal
The rats were real, perhaps realer than normal rats.


Platonic rats.
Jamal May 20, 2023 at 12:10 #809159
Reply to Hanover Now you’re talking.
Baden May 20, 2023 at 12:58 #809166
Reply to Jamal

I zee ... *Strokes beard, puffs on cigar*

Reply to Hanover

And the moral of all this is ''never shower with Donald Trump''? And you call my cartoons obscure...
T Clark May 20, 2023 at 14:32 #809180
Reply to Hanover

Tortured, murdered children aren't funny or clever. Sometimes your writing is hard to stomach.
Jamal May 20, 2023 at 14:44 #809182
Pork ribs, corn on the cob, and Chinese cucumber salad. I cooked the ribs for 3 hours, low heat, covered. My spice rub consisted of salt and pepper. I like to let the ribs speak for themselves, which they did, in a delicious and succulent voice.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 15:41 #809190


Quoting T Clark
Tortured, murdered children aren't funny or clever.


Interesting. Go on.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 15:42 #809191
Quoting Jamal
Pork ribs, corn on the cob, and Chinese cucumber salad. I cooked the ribs for 3 hours, low heat, covered. My spice rub consisted of salt and pepper. I like to let the ribs speak for themselves, which they


Sounds like you celebrated Memorial Day early.
Jamal May 20, 2023 at 15:45 #809192
Reply to Hanover Yes, I always eat pork ribs to remember those killed in war. :chin:
Baden May 20, 2023 at 15:46 #809193
Reply to T Clark

Curious, I forced myself to read that and could find no offence considering the absurdity of the presentation.
Baden May 20, 2023 at 15:47 #809194
Reply to Jamal

Interesting. Go on.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 15:56 #809195
Reply to Jamal I guess like the Christ has been removed from Christmas, the memorial has been removed from Memorial Day.

Either way your bah humbug isn't going to steal my joy.
Jamal May 20, 2023 at 16:04 #809196
Reply to Hanover I’m not judging, I just didn’t know that Memorial Day was associated with pork ribs.
T Clark May 20, 2023 at 16:04 #809197
Quoting Baden
Curious,


It bothers me. It doesn't bother you. Why is that curious?
Baden May 20, 2023 at 16:05 #809198
Reply to T Clark

I meant "Being curious". I usually just skip past Hanzo's depravities.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 16:11 #809201
Reply to Jamal Hotdogs, hamburgers, BBQ is all part of the Memorial Day cook out .
frank May 20, 2023 at 16:14 #809202
Quoting T Clark
It bothers me. It doesn't bother you. Why is that curious?


Horror is an oddity. The image I took away from Hanover's thing was a child covered in drying cement, for some reason looking behind her.

She might show up in one of my crowd depictions where I draw little people and then cut them out to arrange them in collections kind of like DaVinci's last supper where the apostles are grouped in clumps of threes, making you wonder if that was supposed to be symbolic of something

But why do we do horror? I wonder if Lovecraft ever addressed that.
Jamal May 20, 2023 at 16:17 #809203
Reply to Hanover A cook out being an outdoor cooking and eating event, I suppose. Barbecue and all that. That’s my favourite thing, so I approve.

I also had to Google Memorial Day. It’s a federal holiday and takes place at the end of May, so the first federal holiday in warm weather, perfect for cooks out.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 16:22 #809204
Quoting Baden
I usually just skip past Hanzo's depravities.


I'm just a misunderstood artist. Absurdity is like sarcasm. It states the opposite or at least something contrary to the literal. This makes my last story life affirming, as it puts forth exactly how orphans aren't to be treated.

To empathize with a caricatured victim (a parentless child living like a racoon under a barn) is the curious response I would say. It's why horror movies must be careful not to become comedy if they get carried away with too absurd a show of horror.

Hanover May 20, 2023 at 16:26 #809205
Quoting Jamal
also had to Google Memorial Day. It’s a federal holiday and takes place at the end of May, so the first federal holiday in warm weather, perfect for cooks out.


Yes, now you see. The pools open up on Memorial Day and close on Labor Day. Those holidays are important markers down here. Maybe not for @BC though because it's probably 20 below where he is. Maybe that kicks off ice fishing season for him.
Baden May 20, 2023 at 16:28 #809206
Reply to Hanover
I agree you are firmly in the farce category. But the function of horror as farce seems elusive to me. I'd have to think about it.

Quoting frank
But why do we do horror?


Good question. Could be a nice OP.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 17:07 #809212
Quoting Baden
But the function of horror as farce seems elusive to me.


Dark comedy would fit under that.

I was watching some horror movie and they ripped the heart out of someone's chest and then it bounced around to its beat for a while. That's where it left horror and became comedy, maybe intentionally, maybe not.
BC May 20, 2023 at 17:31 #809219
Reply to Baden Quoting Hanover
Maybe not for BC though because it's probably 20 below where he is. Maybe that kicks off ice fishing season for him.


It has felt like ice fishing lately, lows in the 40s.

I don't like horror movies. The production values key into my anxieties all too well. Sudden loud noises, dark recesses, creepy aliens with many tentacles and pointy teeth, dripping slime, etc. I saw a sci fi flick on Amazon last week that completely failed. There were menacing manifestations of the aliens in the sky, but they didn't make any noise and were just 'odd' more than anything else. Everyone behaved too rationally--no hysteria--which was another fatal flaw. No mayhem, Can't remember the title. Forgettable. [Speaking of horror, Why does forgettable need two 't's?]

Alien is the horror film par excellent. Teeth, slime, tentacles, sudden loud noises, dark interiors, etc.
Baden May 20, 2023 at 17:41 #809221
Quoting BC
Aliens is the horror film par excellent. Teeth, slime, tentacles, sudden loud noises, dark interiors, etc.


My nomination would be "Alien".
Jamal May 20, 2023 at 17:44 #809222
Reply to BC Reply to Baden “Alien” without a doubt.
javi2541997 May 20, 2023 at 18:10 #809226
If I post a new thread, but I see that nobody likes it because it is deep, mediocre content, why can't I delete it? It is interesting that after posting a new OP, the author cannot delete it.

Please, if you don't mind, can someone delete my recent thread? I will appreciate it.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 19:34 #809241
Quoting BC
Alien is the horror film par excellent. Teeth, slime, tentacles, sudden loud noises, dark interiors, etc.


Reply to Jamal Reply to BC

No, not Alien. The answer is The Shining. Sci fi is a separate genre for me, and one I've never been in to.
Baden May 20, 2023 at 19:48 #809244
Reply to Hanover

Parking lot.
T Clark May 20, 2023 at 20:21 #809249
Quoting Baden
Parking lot.


I have registered the "Parking Lot" catchphrase. Here is the proper way of referencing it - Parking Lot ®. My intellectual property attorneys will be in touch if there are any violations.
L'éléphant May 20, 2023 at 20:29 #809250
Quoting T Clark
registered

Quoting T Clark
will be in touch if there are any violations.

Correct statement to use with the word "registered", as registration is based only on localities or region. So Hanover can just easily transport to another locality.

Quoting javi2541997
If I post a new thread, but I see that nobody likes it because it is deep, mediocre content, why can't I delete it? It is interesting that after posting a new OP, the author cannot delete it.

A consequence of that is that the world knows your thread has failed.
Baden May 20, 2023 at 20:43 #809252
Reply to T Clark

Cash me outside. How 'bout dat?
T Clark May 20, 2023 at 21:02 #809256
Quoting Baden
How 'bout dat?


I have no claim on that phrase. Please feel free to use it.
Hanover May 20, 2023 at 21:04 #809257
Quoting Baden
Parking lot.


Bedroom now!

(Sorry, all other responses have been taken)
T Clark May 20, 2023 at 21:10 #809260
Quoting L'éléphant
Correct statement to use with the word "registered", as registration is based only on localities or region.


I have registered the word "Registered." Here is the proper way of referencing it - Registered®. My intellectual property attorneys will be in touch if there are any violations.

Warning, I am considering registering the word "The."
L'éléphant May 20, 2023 at 22:50 #809286
Quoting T Clark
I have registered the word "Registered." Here is the proper way of referencing it - Registered®. My intellectual property attorneys will be in touch if there are any violations.

Yes. And I'm trying to tell you, registering something is limited to your locality only. I know this is just for fun conversation, but I was only pointing out the weakness of registering something.
Tom Storm May 20, 2023 at 23:17 #809297
Martin Amis has died at 73. Same cancer that claimed his friend Christopher Hitchens. Smokers... I loved many of Amis' essays and non-fiction. I wasn't bowled over by his fiction.
BC May 21, 2023 at 01:35 #809327
Quoting T Clark
Warning, I am considering registering the word "The."


Forget it. I've already seized, copyrighted, and registered all the Anglo Saxon words in English, whether they are in current use or not. "A, an, the" are included. I have not licensed any of them for use yet, but will shortly. Be prepared to cough up some cash if you want to communicate.
Metaphysician Undercover May 21, 2023 at 02:04 #809338
This is when the private language pays off.
wonderer1 May 21, 2023 at 02:48 #809349
[quote]This is when the private language pays off.
Reply to Metaphysician Undercover

:lol:
javi2541997 May 21, 2023 at 04:00 #809378
Quoting L'éléphant
A consequence of that is that the world knows your thread has failed.


I got frustrated because after working on a substantive OP, nobody chimed in.
The fact that maybe nobody liked it is in my own interpretation of the issue.
jgill May 21, 2023 at 05:12 #809388
Reply to javi2541997

I posted a reply, but, zip, it was gone.
javi2541997 May 21, 2023 at 05:34 #809390
Reply to jgill

Yes, and I replied thanking you for posting, but maybe you couldn't see it because the OP ended up in the thread's cemetery already! :flower:
Baden May 21, 2023 at 08:41 #809422
Quoting Tom Storm
Martin Amis has died at 73.


Sad to hear. I really enjoyed "Money".
Tom Storm May 21, 2023 at 08:44 #809423
Reply to Baden I think I may re-read it. I actually liked Night Train which is a short piss-take on a noir detective thriller.
0 thru 9 May 21, 2023 at 09:12 #809425
Quoting javi2541997
I got frustrated because after working on a substantive OP, nobody chimed in.
The fact that maybe nobody liked it is in my own interpretation of the issue.


Sorry, I didn’t see the thread. What was it about?
javi2541997 May 21, 2023 at 09:20 #809426
Reply to 0 thru 9 It was about a calculation of probability. I put as an example a X number of applicants and a Y of the days/subjects of the exam. Yet, instead of proposing something with philosophy, I just shared a math formula.

It is ok friend, it doesn't matter at all. I got the frustration with myself, not with TPF. The next time I will start a better OP! Yes, that's the attitude. :victory:
0 thru 9 May 21, 2023 at 10:00 #809435
Reply to javi2541997 Haha, yes I see. Thanks! :up:
Some threads may take a while to really grow. They need nurturing. They are like a fine wine.
Some threads on the other hand are like a cheap wine. Guzzle it down, and start talking nonstop. :sweat:
javi2541997 May 21, 2023 at 10:06 #809438
Quoting 0 thru 9
Some threads may take a while to really grow. They need nurturing. They are like a fine wine.


What a fantastic metaphor! I couldn't have said it better! :up:
0 thru 9 May 21, 2023 at 10:10 #809440
Reply to javi2541997 :blush: thanks! :sparkle:
frank May 21, 2023 at 10:52 #809443
Reply to javi2541997
Probability is a massive hoax perpetrated by positive atheists to convince the lay people that God isn't necessary.
javi2541997 May 21, 2023 at 11:43 #809452
Quoting frank
Probability is a massive hoax perpetrated by positive atheists to convince the lay people that God isn't necessary.


I have never realised that statement.
frank May 21, 2023 at 12:43 #809465
Quoting javi2541997
I have never realised that statement.


Everything is a hoax. The whole damn thing.
L'éléphant May 21, 2023 at 20:03 #809569
Quoting javi2541997
I got frustrated because after working on a substantive OP, nobody chimed in.
The fact that maybe nobody liked it is in my own interpretation of the issue.

Not every time that a new thread is "ignored" is because nobody likes it. I have liked some threads I didn't participate in because I wasn't familiar with the subject matter or I was too busy with other things to type up a post. I didn't even see your thread. When I looked at it, the OP was already deleted.
jgill May 21, 2023 at 21:39 #809593
Quoting frank
Probability is a massive hoax


Well, not so IMO. But when a philosopher weaves probability into some sort of narrative like "probability says that anything that can happen will happen over an infinite time", my eyebrows (thick with age) raise.
frank May 21, 2023 at 23:52 #809620
Quoting jgill
Well, not so IMO. But when a philosopher weaves probability into some sort of narrative like "probability says that anything that can happen will happen over an infinite time", my eyebrows (thick with age) raise.


Confusion about probability is pretty rampant. I heard a nurse practitioner tell a woman that she was "more than likely going to have a stroke.". What she meant was that the woman is at a higher risk for stroke, but that only means she's in a certain group who have more strokes than the general population. That doesn't tell you anything about this particular woman.

Arrgh!
frank May 21, 2023 at 23:54 #809622
Speaking of flying creatures, there's an abandoned starling in my front yard. I asked the neighbors if anyone wants it. They make good pets, but they can live 20 years in captivity. Nobody wants that responsibility. Let me know if you want me to mail it to you.
jorndoe May 22, 2023 at 02:44 #809650
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Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 02:44 #809651
frank May 22, 2023 at 12:41 #809733
Reply to Noble Dust :smile:

I find abandoned baby starlings every year. If you go out to a park this time of year and look under bushes, you'll probably find one.

Feed it cat food. Pet birds are good little buddies, though it's an ongoing chore to clean up after them.
T Clark May 22, 2023 at 15:22 #809789
Quoting frank
ongoing chore


I mow the grass, I shovel the snow, and I participate in the Philosophy Forum. At this time in my life, those are the only ongoing chores I'm willing to take on.
Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 17:11 #809833
Quoting frank
Pet birds are good little buddies


My brother and I found two abandoned House Sparrows when we were kids. Our mother for some reason let us keep them in the garage. We spent a summer raising them, until mine died of some disease, and my brothers got out and was presumably killed by a cat.
frank May 22, 2023 at 18:38 #809842
Quoting Noble Dust
My brother and I found two abandoned House Sparrows when we were kids. Our mother for some reason let us keep them in the garage. We spent a summer raising them, until mine died of some disease, and my brothers got out and was presumably killed by a cat.


I wonder what emotions you have about that summer.
frank May 22, 2023 at 18:39 #809843
Quoting T Clark
I mow the grass, I shovel the snow, and I participate in the Philosophy Forum. At this time in my life, those are the only ongoing chores I'm willing to take on.


:razz:
Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 18:51 #809847
Reply to frank

At the time, excitement, affection towards the birds, and fascination with animals and the natural world, which led to heartbreak. Mine died on July 3rd. I remember going to a July 4th outdoor classical music concert at which we picnicked. It was devoid of all enjoyment for me. In hindsight I mostly feel nostalgia and a sense of lost enchantment.
frank May 22, 2023 at 19:02 #809849
Reply to Noble Dust
Maybe you could vacation in the mountains and get it back. Upper NY is magic.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 19:10 #809851
I once took a rabbit with a broken leg home. Unfortunately the vet deemed it a lost cause and euthanized it. Whether or not trying to keep a wild rabbit in the shed would have been a better option, I don't know. It seems odd that I should want to save a rabbit and yet have no issue chowing down on, say, a leg of lamb.
0 thru 9 May 22, 2023 at 19:18 #809854
Quoting frank
I find abandoned baby starlings every year. If you go out to a park this time of year and look under bushes, you'll probably find one.

Feed it cat food. Pet birds are good little buddies, though it's an ongoing chore to clean up after them.


Just this morning at the bird feeder outside my window, an adult starling was waddling around feeding two babies that were almost as big as her. They flew quite well. They were more brown than the iridescent black of the adults. I had been putting less peanuts out, because the starlings were hogging them lately and unintentionally scaring away the smaller birds. But when I saw the babies, I was like “have some more peanuts!” lol. :halo:
frank May 22, 2023 at 19:19 #809855
Quoting 0 thru 9
Just this morning at the bird feeder outside my window, an adult starling was waddling around feeding two babies that were almost as big as her. They flew quite well. They were more brown than the iridescent black of the adults. I had been putting less peanuts out, because the starlings were hogging them lately and unintentionally scaring away the smaller birds. But when I saw the babies, I was like “have some more peanuts!” lol.


I put peanuts out for crows. It's my favorite bird.
Jamal May 22, 2023 at 19:24 #809858
Quoting Baden
It seems odd that I should want to save a rabbit and yet have no issue chowing down on, say, a leg of lamb.


I know, your hypocrisy is shocking.

The answer is that you do have an issue with munching on the legs of young sheep, but you are not conscious of it. Saving the rabbit was an attempt to save yourself. Saving the rabbit was sentimental compensation for the psychological stress caused by your unconscious awareness of participation in a society of mass industrial animal slaughter. Saving the rabbit was thus an essentially reactionary act functioning to nullify a potentially revolutionary cognitive dissonance.
0 thru 9 May 22, 2023 at 19:26 #809860
Quoting frank
I put peanuts out for crows. It's my favorite bird.


Haha… absolutely every bird at my feeder LOVES peanuts (no shell). Even the tiny chickadees will grab them in their little beak and fly away with them. Of course, they usually drop them five times first. Once, a titmouse looked at the millet in the feeder, then looked at me. The message was clearly “the peanuts are gone tho!” :lol:
frank May 22, 2023 at 19:30 #809862
0 thru 9 May 22, 2023 at 19:38 #809864
I have a couple trays of water for the birds too. It hilarious to watch sparrows bathing in it, while at the same time another sparrow is drinking from the water. Bath water… drinking water… whatever lol. I’m thinking of putting little rubber duckies in there for them to play with.

But the funniest bird bathers might be the robins. They totally get into it, splashing and dunking. This goes on for about 10 minutes. Then they get out and dry off, grooming their feathers. Then they’ll jump back in, doing all over again. Sometimes, on sunny days they will spread their wings and soak in the sun. Beats watching Netflix.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 19:39 #809865
Reply to Jamal

So ... the upshot of this is Doner kebabs are still all good, just need to burn some shit down?
Jamal May 22, 2023 at 19:44 #809866
Reply to Baden I can’t make that decision for you, but sure, sounds good.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 19:47 #809867
Reply to Jamal

:party:
Jamal May 22, 2023 at 20:01 #809869
When I was about nine years old I collected a bucketful of frogspawn from a pond and took it home. I didn’t know what to do with it so I poured it into the bin. I can recall this destructive act vividly and I still feel ashamed of it, even though I probably did not cause any suffering and did not significantly deplete the population of common frogs, which have never been endangered anyway.

Reply to Baden A wild rabbit separated from its flock and kept in a shed would not have been a happy bunny.
Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 20:42 #809895
Reply to frank

I've been meaning to take a weekend in Beacon for a long time (not the mountains, but). Maybe this weekend. I don't have a car, so limited to train and plane destinations for now.
Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 20:48 #809896
Quoting Jamal
A wild rabbit separated from its flock and kept in a shed would not have been a happy bunny.


I'm not sure how happy these juvenile sparrows were to be raised by ginormous humans, but one time we lost one of them in the woods in our backyard, and when we found her she hop-flew unto my brothers down-stretched arm with apparent relief. That scene is etched in my memory.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 20:52 #809901
Quoting Noble Dust
I've been meaning to take a weekend in Beacon


I too have been meaning to travel to Beacon. Though until this moment I hadn't heard of it. I decided to go on foot. If you see me, please tell me to stop so I know I've arrived.
Moliere May 22, 2023 at 20:58 #809903
Reply to Baden Welcome to Beacon -- home of the beacon. (it's a specialty cake)
Baden May 22, 2023 at 21:00 #809904
Reply to Moliere

If you see me, please tell me to stop so I can eat some cake. I'm likely to be hungry as I'm walking from 5,000km away.
0 thru 9 May 22, 2023 at 21:04 #809905
Quoting Baden
If you see me, please tell me to stop so I can eat some cake. I'm likely to be hungry as I'm walking from 5,000km away.


If you’re walking on water, you probably should be able to create some bread loaves and fishes. :halo:
Baden May 22, 2023 at 21:10 #809908
Reply to 0 thru 9

Sterling point. I have yet to reach the coast but I trust everything will be fine as long as I close my eyes and hold my breath.
Moliere May 22, 2023 at 21:12 #809909
Reply to Baden O no...

I see you! Stop, stop!
frank May 22, 2023 at 21:17 #809912
Quoting Noble Dust
I've been meaning to take a weekend in Beacon for a long time (not the mountains, but). Maybe this weekend. I don't have a car, so limited to train and plane destinations for now


Trains are freaking awesome. I've never been on one, but they look like you might be Cary Grant running from the KBG. Extra sharp.
0 thru 9 May 22, 2023 at 21:17 #809913
Reply to Baden at least have some fish and chips while using your superpowers to fly. Watch out for Lex Luthor. I think he lives under the NY subway! :monkey:
Baden May 22, 2023 at 21:25 #809916
Reply to Moliere

Ah, thanks! Funny though, Beacon looks just like my bathroom. Where is the cake?

Reply to 0 thru 9

:pray:

Moliere May 22, 2023 at 21:27 #809917
Quoting Baden
Ah, thanks! Funny though, Beacon looks just like my bathroom. Where is the cake?


You don't have one of those stand-ups, eh?
Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 21:36 #809921
Reply to Baden

If I see you, that means you're in New York City, which means you've wandered too far south. It's a common mistake, considering it's hard to tell when you're in New York City unless you know what signs to look out for.
Noble Dust May 22, 2023 at 21:39 #809922
Reply to frank

Unfortunately the Amtrak train is not something I would describe as awesome or sharp, although the views along the Hudson once you're out of the city are quite picturesque.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 21:39 #809923
Reply to Moliere

All's I know is another gentleman has entered the facility and informed me I am actually frequenting the public bathroom of Wrexham High St. KFC. Please advise.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 21:41 #809924
Reply to Noble Dust

The very problem that has kept me stuck in Wrexham all these years. Had I known where I was I would have left long ago.
Moliere May 22, 2023 at 21:58 #809927
Reply to Baden I advice the chicken pot pie. Beyond that, god speed.
Baden May 22, 2023 at 22:03 #809928
Reply to Moliere

:yum: :pray:
Hanover May 22, 2023 at 22:57 #809941
I'm seeing how long I can leave Pandora on Bryan Adams.
Tom Storm May 23, 2023 at 00:39 #809961
Quoting Hanover
I'm seeing how long I can leave Pandora on Bryan Adams.


I had to look up both Pandora and Bryan Adams. I am now disgusted.
Hanover May 23, 2023 at 01:39 #809982
Quoting Tom Storm
I had to look up both Pandora and Bryan Adams. I am now disgusted.


I didn't realize Pandora was only in the US, but not knowing Bryan Adams? That cuts like a knife.


Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 02:14 #809992
This is a very minor thing, but do any mods know why the shoutbox is suddenly always grayed out for me? Now I don't know if there are new posts. And since this is the only thread I post in (LOL) it's rather annoying.
Tom Storm May 23, 2023 at 02:18 #809993
Reply to Hanover That guy... I knew the execrable Robin Hood song - some of the others I may have heard but I shudder to think. :yikes:
Hanover May 23, 2023 at 02:19 #809994
Quoting Noble Dust
This is a very minor thing, but do any mods know why the shoutbox is suddenly always grayed out for me?


Not sure. Is it just a Shoutbox thing, or have other areas of your life grayed out?

The same thing happened to me, but all went beige.
Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 02:20 #809995
Reply to Hanover

Things are rather gra(e)y in general. Maybe it's a manifestation of the state of my inner world. Maybe since you're a mod you can write some code to fix that and then I'll be able to use the shoutbox again. Thanks.
Hanover May 23, 2023 at 02:21 #809997
Yesterday was my birthday, and I want to thank all of you for not making a big deal of it.

Forgetting is the truest sign of love.
Hanover May 23, 2023 at 02:23 #809998
Quoting Noble Dust
Things are rather gra(e)y in general. Maybe it's a manifestation of the state of my inner world. Maybe since you're a mod you can write some code to fix that and then I'll be able to use the shoutbox again. Thanks.


I'll get @Michael to write it. He's currently working on new software for the forum.
Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 02:41 #810000
Reply to Hanover

Sorry, what'd you say? I feel like it was something significant, but I can't remember.
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 03:19 #810005
Quoting Noble Dust
This is a very minor thing, but do any mods know why the shoutbox is suddenly always grayed out for me? Now I don't know if there are new posts. And since this is the only thread I post in (LOL) it's rather annoying.


Try turning it off and on again.
Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 03:30 #810007
Reply to Jamal

I did that but now I can't get back in. Now I can only access The Shoutbox through ubuntu with Tor on my Acer that has a VPN set to Uzbekistan, or wherever it is you're evading the Kremlin from. Apologies if my responses take 3 days to appear.
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 04:50 #810013
On Sunday it was the yearly Moscow bicycle parade. The entire Garden Ring was closed to motorized traffic for a few hours, attracting 100,000 people on bikes. I am by nature a solitary cyclist so I didn’t enjoy it as much as I should have. Too many people.

Still, it was interesting. There was a man on a shiny new penny farthing. Wondering why anyone would ride a penny farthing beyond the hipster value, I searched online. It turns out there are a couple of companies making them to modern standards. Some people even race them.

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Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 06:00 #810031
Reply to Jamal

I thought a penny farthering just meant a nothing; A promise unfulfilled, I guess. Now I know something new...? It's a bike?

Jamal May 23, 2023 at 06:02 #810033
Reply to Noble Dust Aye it's a bike design that was popular in the 1870s. It was soon superseded by less insane designs.
Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 06:05 #810034
Reply to Jamal

I'm back to watch baseball highlights.
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 06:07 #810035
Reply to Noble Dust Enjoy the batting contest.
Noble Dust May 23, 2023 at 06:12 #810036
Reply to Jamal

It's not a batting contest. Thanks.
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 06:16 #810038
Reply to Noble Dust Yeh I guess there's catching and running too. Anyway, whatever you want to call it, I hope you enjoy the match.

I sense that baseball is one of those things that you don't tolerate jokes about. Like with music and the "agree" thing. If so, I'm real sorry, as you Americans like to say.
javi2541997 May 23, 2023 at 08:30 #810054
I was on the train and two folks from the U.S. asked me (in English) about the location of a specific train station. It is confusing because it is called "Atocha-Renfe" but in their map of Madrid it appears as "Puerta de Atocha". I replied where they had to get off, but in English. At the first attempt, I felt anxiety because I thought: "Jesus, I have to express myself in English because they do not know Spanish and I want to help them anyway."

Fortunately, they understood my explanation and they ended up at the station they were looking for.

Everyone is happy and an important lesson: do not let fear limit your knowledge of city maps.


End of this short morning story.
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 08:38 #810056
Reply to javi2541997 In Madrid once I asked a taxi driver to take me to the Atocha station, but I mispronounced it and he laughed at me. Without thinking I said, roughly speaking, "Atokha", because that's often how we pronounce "ch" in Scotland.

I never again mispronounced the "ch" in Spanish. We learn by our humiliating mistakes.
javi2541997 May 23, 2023 at 08:53 #810060
Reply to Jamal You were in Madrid, and you never told me! :scream: What did you think about us and our city? We receive a lot of criticism from the rest of the Spaniards for being the capital...

Quoting Jamal
I never again mispronounced the "ch" in Spanish. We learn by our humiliating mistakes.


Exactly. That's the best way to learn, by our own mistakes. Some English words as "schedule" or "hidden" (I pronounced it as "Hayden") were difficult to me, but after repeating without fear, I ended up learning the correct pronunciation.
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 09:13 #810061
Quoting javi2541997
You were in Madrid, and you never told me! :scream: What did you think about us and our city? We receive a lot of criticism from the rest of the Spaniards for being the capital...


It was a few years ago, before your TPF self was even born. I've been a few times. Sometimes I liked it, other times I didn't. I was there in winter once and I didn't like it. Spain seems to be in denial about winter; they pretend it doesn't exist. Without the outdoor terraces, the cafes and restaurants were cold, unfriendly and unwelcoming.

But that's a stupid generalization, and the fact is that I was stressed, alone, and I had not slept the night before. I had taken a bus from Benidorm, which took many hours, and then I had to go to the Russian embassy to pick up my passport and visa, and then I had to go to the airport, and it was January 2020 on the day when I first heard about a new virus that was spreading from China.

On the other hand, I've been there other times and it's been great.

Quoting javi2541997
Exactly. That's the best way to learn, by our own mistakes. Some English words as "schedule" or "hidden" (I pronounced it as "Hayden") were difficult to me, but after repeating without fear, I ended up learning the correct pronunciation.


Yes, the "i" sound in the English words "hidden" or "ship" or "hit" doesn't exist in Spanish, or in Russian, French, Italian. So most of the time you folks will say something more like "heeden", "sheep", and "heet". It's only rarely confusing.

A lot of English people struggle with the rolled "rr" and even the single Spanish "r", so they pronounce pero and perro the same, and it's wrong anyway. I'm quite good at that because we roll the R's in Scotland.
javi2541997 May 23, 2023 at 09:29 #810064
Reply to Jamal I understand what you felt. Winter time in Madrid or other cities in Spain are not very welcoming because our country is more for spring/summer because the people tend to be outdoors in terraces and other stuff. Paradoxically, I prefer autumn/winter weather because Madrid in summer is hot as hell... But here most of the people are the opposite, they love to have a lot of hours of sun and other "summer vibes"

Quoting Jamal
On the other hand, I've been there other times and it's been great.


Glad to know! :up:

Quoting Jamal
So most of the time you folks will say something more like "heeden", "sheep", and "heet". It's only rarely confusing.


Exactly. A correct pronunciation is a big struggle in every student of whatever language!
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 09:45 #810065
Quoting javi2541997
I prefer autumn/winter weather because Madrid in summer


I was there in October 2017 and it was a nice balance. Sunny and the terraces were still open.
0 thru 9 May 23, 2023 at 12:57 #810091
Quoting Noble Dust
I'm not sure how happy these juvenile sparrows were to be raised by ginormous humans, but one time we lost one of them in the woods in our backyard, and when we found her she hop-flew unto my brothers down-stretched arm with apparent relief. That scene is etched in my memory.


:up: Thanks for sharing your story of the sparrows. They would turn into wish-fulfilling rainbow eagles if told in a legend or fable (or anime lol).
0 thru 9 May 23, 2023 at 13:00 #810093
Quoting Jamal
collected a bucketful of frogspawn


Back home, we’d call that making soup fer dinner. Frog youngins be full of vittamins! :vomit:
Jamal May 23, 2023 at 13:03 #810096
Reply to 0 thru 9 :rofl:

They are usually served boiled or with a sauce or broth. Some cultures also fry, saute, or bake frog eggs in a variety of dishes. While these dishes may not be to everyone’s taste, frog eggs are a source of protein and other essential vitamins and minerals and can be part of a balanced diet


https://www.thedonutwhole.com/can-a-person-eat-frog-eggs/