Wosret

I clearly have a duck bill, didn't you see? Right there for the eyes.

No, I said I look more like it. I'm as platypus as them come. No one platys the pus better.

Well, better not, that's all I'll say.

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/583c99901700002600e7ca3b.jpeg?cache=k0x5qteaed&ops=scalefit_720_noupscale I look more like this one.

No, no. I'm a different one. That one just reminds me of another one... we're going through some difficulties. Doesn't mean they still aren't taken th...

Backfired some.

I know, I did. I just wanted compliments.

That one is taken though...

But if you were a duckbilled platypus... I guess you pass the test. Either that or you're just ashamed.

https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/platypus.jpg This one's pretty hot, though, right?

I'm a duckbilled platypus.

Hmm... mindless, or anti-minded... Not sure how to dumbfound the dumb... shit...

Being stupid is better though, we should be forever enemies about it.

Being stupid...

What'chu up to?

Where'd everyone go?

I should say that inhibiting factors are necessary, or checks and balances. Somethings just aren't done, and shouldn't be.

If you only knew...

Just a little worn down lately, don't mean to be overly unpleasant...

People are funny when they're mad... wonder why...

As long as you have exactly zero follow up questions...

Not supposed to be doing this... but some doughhead will think they covertly got me... a dilemma...

Torches and pitchforks.

Don't wanna be too exciting though...

There are three poisons, but nothing covert from me...

It's definitely not all fun and games.

Better than ever, looking for his kidnapped piggu.

What is almost always the mistake is confusing physical extension with existence.

To exist is to be distinct. To be a separate thing. Take the law of the indiscernability of identicals. Or that is to say that if two things are ident...

Okay, I take it all back, new favorite.

A suburban rumor.

Flying squirrels are likely tops. Like the otters of the sky.

It's just the symbol for cancer, the current astrological sign of the month.

Everything requires immediate ranking and ordering. Otherwise the sky falls.

All of them are my favorite though, if I had to choose. Fox squirrel up next, so I'm going to have to say that I love all of them the best.

Though, red squirrels, definitely a close second.

If you look hard enough, I hear they're gray... the best kind of squirrel according to a list I found... :)

Put the torches away, I'm like mostly people... almost entirely people.

I'm not a Neanderthal.

I bake the odd loaf.

While I lounge in a salad.

I want a restaurant where all of the inedible are designed to look like edibles and all of the edibles are designed to look like inedibles. Like a pat...

https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/0c68cdb4-6a56-4e6b-a437-0c680bfd6e78/d8kju36-736995d6-9f12-452a-9453-65b360a1ac52.jpg/v1/fil...

Mouse though...

:O https://youtu.be/52Jj1FlEGoQ

Same. Hope you've been doing well. :)

The least consequential thing. :)

I enjoy the right natural musks.

I get that a lot... :( ... but surely I'm unforgettable.

Well, been in the danger zone a couple times, really hoping to avoid it this year... Lilyhammer eh? That's pretty good, sounds fairly interesting. Wha...