Noble Dust

A better mountain?

Mount Doom...

Are you there yet?

My avatar isn't a puffball, thank you. It's some sort of Eurasian tit that j@"jamalrob" is better at identifying than I am because it's from his half ...

If I was a platypus and didn't know it, I would be overjoyed when I learned that I was a platypus. Swimming plus duck-bill abilities? Come on

:grimace:

Woah, ok, lead the way oh platypus!

I disagree, but in the words of @"180 Proof" himself: :up:

Ah, something like a typical @"180 Proof" post?

If that's your directive, you have met your totally disappointing match

I don't like cute magic, it's too bawdy. I think you should be more bawdy and less cool. I, love grammar,

This is very true. :chin: That dangling modifier is really danglin' though. I'm suffering

I'm as hurt by my own use of a dangling modifier as you are by what I can only assume is your own self-inflicted platypi pain

How duck-billed would you identify as?

Are you a lamb in platypi clothing?

Wait so I can't date any of these platypodes?

If that photo of a duckbilled platypus is you, then I would describe you as jolly. I think of "jolly" as a compliment.

But I never claimed to be a duckbilled platypus. Do I wish I was? I'll leave that for later...

I'm dumb, but I don't find it hot. I'm also not into bestiality...

Like this: I for one am dumbfounded

Dumb is just mindless; stupid is mindfully dumb. Come at me brah

Bein' dumb; you?

Halleuuu?

you wot mate?

I have tinituous in my left ear, so a lack of hearing is about right.

What?

The symptoms of bad writing are bad grammar, bad sentence structure, and bad plot twists. As everyone knows.

yaba daba ding-bat DOO

Oh no. :yikes:

The more I work on my story, the more I realize how bad of a writer I am. Lol!

What about headphones?

Haters gonna haaaaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWUV5-frRU4

If I can offer a little advice, the best way to navigate weird times and changes between them is to subdivide as much as possible; think in eighth not...

Please don't take offense; the word fat just fit too perfectly.

In my story, once the protagonist realizes the buns are burnt, he immediately grabs his smart phone, logs onto a baking forum, and is in the process o...

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@"Jack Cummins" What about you? I'd be interested in reading a short story of yours.

Yes! I've written approximately 0.5 short stories as an adult, and I'm 100% throwing in on this. Come on, @"Bitter Crank", you old bitter crank.

Hey man, if soft porn is acceptable...

Right, that's what I'm sayin'

I've always preferred whatever the alternative to hard sci-fi is called; Philip K. Dick, Stanislaw Lem, et. al. Curious to read yours though. Maybe @"...

I'll have one for ya soon.

By the way, all I want out of this competition is a story from @"Bitter Crank". I'm anticipating roughly 45% snark, 38% sexual innuendo, and 17% words...

All I'll say is it involves a lot of miscarriages, in more ways than one.

Steve writing for 2 5-piece rock bands :chin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOwKiPJzass

Mine's about a guy burning some buns in the oven and having to start over.

Any of you Amuhricans follow baseball?

Write it!

If editors are allowed then go for it :joke:

The buns are in the oven.