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Short Story Competition Discussion 2021

Baden July 04, 2021 at 21:13 8275 views 793 comments Short Story Competition
EDIT 2: *COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. WINNERS AND AUTHORS ANNOUNCED HERE: https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/580182

EDIT *THIS IS THE GENERAL DISCUSSION THREAD. COMPETITION IS NOW OPEN AND POLL IS HERE: https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/11538/short-story-competition-poll

We are now accepting entries for the upcoming short story competition. The deadline for submission is (edit) Aug 1st and voting will begin soon thereafter, with the aim of finalising everything by the end of the month (some flexibility on that depending on voting participation etc).

Rules:

1) Anyone can enter. Entries can be PMed to me.
2) Max one submission per member.
3) Max 5000 words.
4) Must fall under the broad category of short story. No poems or plays.
5) Submissions are to be anonymous. Don't advertise what you've written prior to voting.
6) Entries must not be previously available online.
7) Entries will be posted as discussion OPs and may be commented upon.
8) Every member can vote for one short story.
9) Whichever story receives the most votes wins.

If you have any further questions or comments, post them here.

Thanks and good luck!

Comments (793)

180 Proof July 05, 2021 at 02:06 ¶ #561495
:party: :cool: :up:
Michael July 05, 2021 at 15:00 ¶ #561716
Quoting Baden
3) Max 5000 words


What's the minimum?
Baden July 05, 2021 at 16:24 ¶ #561756
Reply to Michael

Eh, let's call it 500.
180 Proof July 05, 2021 at 19:07 ¶ #561815
Reply to Baden Why a minimum? As long as it's a story à la Frederic Brown's "The Knock" (1948)

"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door ..."

You'd reject that one? :smirk:
Baden July 05, 2021 at 21:08 ¶ #561885
Reply to 180 Proof

If I thought there were enough budding Frederics among the literary weeds here, I'd gladly facilitate a dedicated microfiction competition to fertilize their blossomings, but to make a long story very short, I fuckin' doubt it. :razz:
praxis July 05, 2021 at 22:20 ¶ #561906
It is indubitably true that no FP hack could hope to reach the literary heights of such works as The Screaming Mimi or Martians, Go Home. In fact, Brown's work was so profound that even an episode of Star Trek was based on one of his stories.

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Baden July 05, 2021 at 23:09 ¶ #561923
Reply to praxis

Rooting for that green dude. :up:
praxis July 05, 2021 at 23:13 ¶ #561924
Kirk blasts him at the end with diamonds shot out of a homemade bamboo shotgun thing. High drama.
180 Proof July 05, 2021 at 23:56 ¶ #561939
180 Proof July 09, 2021 at 06:21 ¶ #563747
@Baden

Will the submissions be posted as you get them or all at once on July 25th?
Baden July 09, 2021 at 07:35 ¶ #563784
Reply to 180 Proof

All at once on July 25th (provided we get enough to run the competition (say, min 5), otherwise I may extend the deadline a bit.)
180 Proof July 09, 2021 at 07:56 ¶ #563798
Reply to Baden :cool:

Has the word gotten out. Do you think 'enough' members are aware of the contest?
Jack Cummins July 09, 2021 at 10:41 ¶ #563871
Reply to 180 Proof
Yes, it is questionable whether enough people are aware of the competition, so I am writing this to make the thread pop up to the top of discussions. But, of course, people do need to look in the lounge for the details of the competition.
Jack Cummins July 09, 2021 at 10:45 ¶ #563872
I saw the thread in the list of week discussions, but it does seem to be in the lounge, so it does depend if people go into the lounge.
praxis July 09, 2021 at 14:38 ¶ #563934
The logical course of action would be to pin this topic on the main page rather than the lounge.
Baden July 10, 2021 at 15:14 ¶ #564416
Reply to 180 Proof

Reckon a reminder in the shoutbox is due.

Reply to praxis

Nearer the date, I'll do this.
Paul July 10, 2021 at 16:57 ¶ #564460
Reply to 180 Proof Did Brown ever actually publish a two sentence version of "Knock"? The "Knock" I know is quite a lot longer, and I can't find any reference to a shorter version, except for a differently worded piece of microfiction by Thomas Bailey Aldrich which Brown is said to have based his opening lines on.
180 Proof July 10, 2021 at 17:22 ¶ #564470
Reply to Paul I don't know. I'm only aware of this version.
Hanover July 16, 2021 at 12:33 ¶ #567972
This short story, attributed to Hemmingway, supposedly the saddest story ever written: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Flash fiction - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_fiction
180 Proof July 16, 2021 at 14:44 ¶ #568016
Reply to Baden Only 1 submission per member for the 7/25 contest?
Hanover July 16, 2021 at 17:36 ¶ #568089
Quoting Baden
8) Every member can vote for one short story.


I've not written anything yet, but go ahead and mark my vote for myself.

Hanover 1, World 0.

Amity July 17, 2021 at 10:56 ¶ #568553
Reply to 180 Proof
Reply to Hanover

Thanks to both for introducing the authors and styles of short stories or flash fiction.
I looked up Librivox - eventually finding Fredric not Frederic - in a collection of other authors. Also Philip K. Dick at al.

Worth it for moments of a-musement.
The last Dick one I listened to was 'The Eyes Have It' (8:39). Funny.
Another one (48mins) made me think of a TPF thread:

https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/11409/working-women-paradox

Could @TheMadFool be one of Dick's 'Piper in the Woods' :scream:
TheMadFool July 17, 2021 at 11:09 ¶ #568557
Quoting Amity
Could TheMadFool be one of Dick's 'Piper in the Woods' :scream:


:rofl: It's not impossible.
hypericin July 19, 2021 at 00:44 ¶ #569258
Any chance of an extension? I just saw this, I've been itching to try writing again.
Baden July 19, 2021 at 08:47 ¶ #569342
Reply to hypericin

Yes, there's a chance, as I still haven't received the minimum number of entries.
Michael July 19, 2021 at 09:46 ¶ #569350
Quoting Hanover
This short story, attributed to Hemmingway, supposedly the saddest story ever written: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."


For sale: baby.
Baden July 19, 2021 at 10:42 ¶ #569361
Reply to hypericin

Extended to Aug 1st. Should have pinned to all discussions from the start, I guess, as we didn't get enough visibility in the lounge.
Benkei July 19, 2021 at 12:27 ¶ #569379
I have a great plot but no juice to write it.
Noble Dust July 19, 2021 at 16:25 ¶ #569441
I have lots of writing juice but no plot. :chin:
Baden July 19, 2021 at 20:31 ¶ #569529
Reply to Benkei Reply to Noble Dust

@180 Proof needs the competition. Don't make me do this.
180 Proof July 19, 2021 at 20:55 ¶ #569538
Reply to Baden :smirk:
Noble Dust July 19, 2021 at 21:12 ¶ #569546
Reply to Baden

My claim to short story writing fame is that my brother writes them, not me, so I'm not sure how much competition there will be. But I'll do everything i can to make you do it too.
Benkei July 20, 2021 at 14:14 ¶ #569786
Reply to Baden I'm a terrible writer any way, so no loss there.
bongo fury July 20, 2021 at 16:28 ¶ #569802

Quoting Benkei
I have a great plot but no juice to write it.


Quoting Noble Dust
I have lots of writing juice but no plot.


I thought Baden was worried that you two were going to collaborate. Perhaps not.
Benkei July 20, 2021 at 16:31 ¶ #569804
Reply to bongo fury Yeah, I made an attempt already. Don't know why I bothered.
Benkei July 20, 2021 at 16:32 ¶ #569805
Reply to 180 Proof Game on! :cool:
180 Proof July 20, 2021 at 16:38 ¶ #569807
Hanover July 20, 2021 at 17:22 ¶ #569819
Reply to Michael Purchased: Baby.
Benkei July 20, 2021 at 17:35 ¶ #569821
Reply to Michael Reply to Hanover Arrested : human traffickers.
Noble Dust July 20, 2021 at 17:38 ¶ #569822
@Benkei @bongo fury

I'm a terrible collaborator (read: creative control freak), so naturally I read past the suggestion. :lol:
Hanover July 20, 2021 at 17:46 ¶ #569827
Reply to Michael Reply to Benkei For sale: Inmate suit, heavily worn.
Noble Dust July 21, 2021 at 19:32 ¶ #570208
The buns are in the oven.
Benkei July 21, 2021 at 20:50 ¶ #570234
Reply to Noble Dust I can send you what I have and you can look for improvements :wink:
Noble Dust July 21, 2021 at 21:06 ¶ #570243
Reply to Benkei

If editors are allowed then go for it :joke:
Shawn July 21, 2021 at 21:22 ¶ #570253
God's accountant, as death. Further ordained with logical progression.

Noble Dust July 21, 2021 at 21:27 ¶ #570255
Reply to Shawn

Write it!
Shawn July 21, 2021 at 21:31 ¶ #570256
Reply to Noble Dust

It's more of a philosophical argument whether death obeys logical progression so I might just post it as a fun topic in Phil of religion.

Hanover July 22, 2021 at 18:14 ¶ #570573
If you guys float your ideas here, then there's a good chance people will know who wrote the story you submit when it is judged in the competition. It'd be like if I wrote a short story about a dead baby's shoes that began as meaningless journey through nonsense and ended up more absurd than it began. If I did that, everyone would know who wrote it and that would ruin the competition.

Hypothetically.
Noble Dust July 22, 2021 at 18:36 ¶ #570575
Mine's about a guy burning some buns in the oven and having to start over.
Hanover July 22, 2021 at 20:05 ¶ #570591
Quoting Noble Dust
Mine's about a guy burning some buns in the oven and having to start over.


Is that a reference to his wife being pregnant or something? If it is, your story is more fucked up than mine.
Noble Dust July 22, 2021 at 20:48 ¶ #570599
Reply to Hanover

All I'll say is it involves a lot of miscarriages, in more ways than one.
Noble Dust July 22, 2021 at 20:50 ¶ #570601
By the way, all I want out of this competition is a story from @Bitter Crank. I'm anticipating roughly 45% snark, 38% sexual innuendo, and 17% words of wisdom and life advice.
Hanover July 22, 2021 at 21:08 ¶ #570604
@baden - How many entries do you have so far?
Baden July 22, 2021 at 21:20 ¶ #570606
Reply to Hanover

Four, and expecting at least one more from 180. I'll go grab a coffee while you work out what that comes to.
Baden July 22, 2021 at 21:23 ¶ #570608
Hey @csalisbury, wanna throw your hat in?
Michael July 22, 2021 at 21:25 ¶ #570609
I wrote something that’s a bit over 1,000 words and it’s so good I think I’m going to skip the competition and make it into the best novel ever written. Sorry guys, you’re just gonna have to wait.
Baden July 22, 2021 at 21:29 ¶ #570613
Also, @Paul, if you're up for it.

Reply to Michael

Thanks for nothin', Marcel.
Noble Dust July 22, 2021 at 21:45 ¶ #570616
Reply to Baden

I'll have one for ya soon.
Baden July 22, 2021 at 21:58 ¶ #570619
Wayfarer July 23, 2021 at 00:45 ¶ #570654
I'm working on a draft for a 'hard sci fi' novel. Hard sci fi is science fiction that has a plausible reality - nothing involving space travel or aliens (well, not obviously.) I got about 20,000 words in, but stalled a year ago when COVID hit (to include or not to include?) Anyway - as it turns out, I have a long break coming up from work commitments so in August I'm going to hit it hard. (I'm using that excellent writing app Scrivener which is a joy in its own right. I do have a short story, but it's not short enough for this comp and I'm not going to re-write it.)
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 02:16 ¶ #570670
Reply to Wayfarer

I've always preferred whatever the alternative to hard sci-fi is called; Philip K. Dick, Stanislaw Lem, et. al. Curious to read yours though. Maybe @Baden can edit the rules for length depending on how close yours is to 5000? :razz:
Shawn July 23, 2021 at 02:42 ¶ #570675
@Bitter Crank could write something for us young folk?
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 02:51 ¶ #570680
Reply to Shawn

Right, that's what I'm sayin'
BC July 23, 2021 at 02:59 ¶ #570681
Quoting Noble Dust
By the way, all I want out of this competition is a story from Bitter Crank. I'm anticipating roughly 45% snark, 38% sexual innuendo, and 17% words of wisdom and life advice.


I could probably produce something; it might even meet your expectations for snark, sex, and wisdom. What would be absent or very poor is what makes a short story worth reading -- plot, character, and dialog. I've tried to write fiction and failed--several times.

I read an account by someone hired to write pornographic text for a publisher. She was given a list of words that were to be used generously in the text, words like zipper, levis, motorcycle, pulsating shaft, breast, or some other body part; spike heels, wet, etc--words that the publisher knew would trigger a favorable (i.e., hard) response from the male readers who bought their pulp books. She got paid by the page.

I could probably write a few pages under those terms. I've tried my hand at writing fictional sex scenes and describing actual ones. I tend to slide [unwillingly] into a clinical vocabulary which isn't what 99% of the guys are looking for. They want to feel the heat, they don't need to read precise temperatures. The 1% who like clinical language can afford better material.

I've read some of this material and if one is in the right mood, it's quite effective. I prefer pictures, though, they being worth 1000 words.

The short story writer that really turned my crank was Flanner O'Connor; John Updike too. Arthur C. Clark wrote some great short stories, as well as his longer more famous works. Two of O'Connor's quotes:

[i]Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writing about freaks, I say it is because we are still able to recognize one.[/i]
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 03:54 ¶ #570693
Reply to Bitter Crank

Hey man, if soft porn is acceptable...
Benkei July 23, 2021 at 05:36 ¶ #570706
Quoting Bitter Crank
I could probably produce something; it might even meet your expectations for snark, sex, and wisdom. What would be absent or very poor is what makes a short story worth reading -- plot, character, and dialog. I've tried to write fiction and failed--several times.


Wait. What? Why on earth would it need those? I just write whatever I like. Which is why I never will win but at least I'm not stuck within limitations and get to enjoy myself.
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 06:20 ¶ #570713
Reply to Benkei

Yes! I've written approximately 0.5 short stories as an adult, and I'm 100% throwing in on this. Come on, @Bitter Crank, you old bitter crank.
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 07:02 ¶ #570718
@Jack Cummins What about you? I'd be interested in reading a short story of yours.
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 07:28 ¶ #570724
Reply to Noble Dust
Yes, and I think that loads of others should enter too. Creative writing can be fun, and an interesting form of experimentation. I would love to read short stories from many on the site, including @TheMadFool, @Possibility and @Banno.
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 07:35 ¶ #570725
TheMadFool July 23, 2021 at 07:55 ¶ #570731
Quoting Jack Cummins
I would love to read short stories from many on the site, including TheMadFool,


Thanks Jack Cummins. I promise to do my best if this proposal comes through. G'day!
Amity July 23, 2021 at 08:27 ¶ #570733
Quoting Jack Cummins
I would love to read short stories from many on the site, including TheMadFool, @Possibility and @Banno.


I would love to read short stories from ANY on the site. Even those who write the 'dry' stuff or who don't even post but simply read. All can be creative, even if they don't think so.

From the OP:
Quoting Baden
1) Anyone can enter. Entries can be PMed to me.


So, how does that work ?
Does the whole story fit into a PM or is there an attachment feature ?

Quoting Baden
Entries will be posted as discussion OPs and may be commented upon.

If entries are anonymous whose 'name' shows up as author of the thread ?

There really hasn't been much in the way of encouragement, until recently when it seemed that there wouldn't be enough participants. Good move to use 'The Symposium' and have it centre stage.

I am glad that @180 Proof and @Hanover posted giving information about the genre and some authors. It's been a delight to follow this up. Short stories have never really appealed to me before.

So, I am looking forward to reading all of the entries.
I am sure they will entertain and inspire.
Perhaps others will join in next time round.
How long does it take to write a short story, on average ?
I guess it depends.
On whether the muse strikes you, or is there a method to the madness...
It would be interesting to hear from all the authors after the voting. Just how they did it.
It's always been a mystery to me...

Best wishes to all :sparkle:





Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 09:33 ¶ #570746
Reply to Amity
I agree with you absolutely because I would just love to read as many stories as possible. I thought that there might be so many entries that Baden would not know how to create a thread, or something, out of them. So, when I read that there were only 4 so far I was left feeling rather puzzled. I am just looking forward to reading whatever entries appear on the site in August and, will have a holiday from philosophy threads until I have paid attention to them.
Baden July 23, 2021 at 09:46 ¶ #570747
Quoting Amity
If entries are anonymous whose 'name' shows up as author of the thread ?


Mine. I'll be posting the threads, one for each story.
Amity July 23, 2021 at 10:02 ¶ #570750
Quoting Baden
Mine. I'll be posting the threads, one for each story.


Excellent :up:

And I know this might be a stupid question but I'll repeat it anyway:

Quoting Amity
Does the whole story fit into a PM or is there an attachment feature ?





Hanover July 23, 2021 at 10:05 ¶ #570751
Quoting Baden
Four, and expecting at least one more from 180. I'll go grab a coffee while you work out what that comes to.


Still working....
Amity July 23, 2021 at 12:21 ¶ #570766
Quoting Jack Cummins
I agree with you absolutely because I would just love to read as many stories as possible.


And stories aren't just for competitions, are they ?
I was wondering about having this as a long-term feature in the 'Symposium' where people could explore their creativity all year round.

Another thought - what about having a Guest Speaker who is not only a philosopher but who writes fiction or is even an artist. Words and Pictures.

For an example, I searched the Philosophy Now magazine's Fiction section:
https://philosophynow.org/categories/Fiction
and clicked on this:
https://philosophynow.org/issues/144/The_War_with_the_Insectoids

Luís Cordeiro-Rodrigues is Associate Professor at the Department of Philosophy, Yuelu Academy, Hunan University. Ricardo Tavares has a BA in Philosophy.
--------

Haven't read this one ( need to watch my limit ) but it sounds quite intriguing...
A Day by the Stream with Heraclitus
by Sarah Rochelle
[Issue 143 :: April/May 2021]

--------

@Baden @jamalrob - your thoughts welcome...

A Guest Speaker who might even judge the stories ?
Scrolling down the Fiction list - Mark Pinder ?

Diminished Responsibility
Mark Pinder sees physics turn into metaphysics when an experiment goes wrong.
[Issue 141 :: December 2020 / January 2021]

http://www.markpinder.org/
180 Proof July 23, 2021 at 12:35 ¶ #570770
Submissions are not due until deadline date. July 25th? August 1st? TBD @Baden
Baden July 23, 2021 at 12:56 ¶ #570773
Reply to 180 Proof

Aug 1st. :up:
Benkei July 23, 2021 at 13:42 ¶ #570781
I also vote for an instaban for anyone caught plagiarising original work. Just saying.
praxis July 23, 2021 at 15:00 ¶ #570785
Would enjoy a Russian read from @jamalrob, or perhaps a Kafkaesque tale by @Nils Loc, or maybe a short psychological thriller authored by @unenlightened.
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 16:14 ¶ #570805
Reply to Amity
If there was a thread for short stories as a regular feature, I think that it would work best if it was based on writing a story which has a philosophy theme. Actually, a few minutes ago, I just discovered that @PoeticUniverse has created one on my thread about the mysteries of existence. The only problem which I see if there was a thread for stories permanently is that it might spoil future short story competitions. Personally, I don't think winning is the main thing, and it as a chance to write a story for getting feedback, but making it into a competition makes it more exciting, and may get people motivated, hopefully.
Amity July 23, 2021 at 16:30 ¶ #570814
Quoting Jack Cummins
I just discovered that PoeticUniverse has created one on my thread about the mysteries of existence.


So, how to bring that out of the box ?
How about having pop-up pieces of creativity - as inspired by TPF, perhaps linked to the thread.

'The Symposium' would seem to be a good place for that. However, we are not allowed to start threads there - only the mods.

@Baden @jamalrob - any thoughts on this ?
So far, in the 'Symposium' we have the 'Shoutbox' and the 'Short Story Competition' - are there plans to include other threads to facilitate individual and original creative expression ?





Benkei July 23, 2021 at 16:31 ¶ #570815
Reply to Jack Cummins Jesus. What's wrong with you people? Screw limitations on creative activities!
Baden July 23, 2021 at 16:34 ¶ #570817
Quoting Benkei
I also vote for an instaban for anyone caught plagiarising original work. Just saying.


That can be arranged. I'll be Googling segments of everything submitted before posting anyhow. Regardless of whether the poster is the author, anything that can be found on the internet will be disqualified
Amity July 23, 2021 at 16:40 ¶ #570821
Quoting Benkei
What's wrong with you people? Screw limitations on creative activities!


:smile:
Who the hell is 'you people' ?
Who is it that is placing 'limitations on creative activities' ?

Baden July 23, 2021 at 16:42 ¶ #570824
Reply to Amity

We already have: https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/89/get-creative

Non-competitive short stories and other creative endeavours can be posted there.
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 16:43 ¶ #570825
Reply to Amity
I definitely don't want pop up features because I can't do that on my phone. The reason why I don't quote others in my posts is because it requires a mouse.
Amity July 23, 2021 at 17:22 ¶ #570831
Quoting Baden
We already have: https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/89/get-creative

Non-competitive short stories and other creative endeavours can be posted there.


OK. Good. Not many people know that !
Now that you've mentioned it I can see it. Currently cruising at the bottom of the Lounge.

Do you think it could be one of those permanent threads, like the 'Shoutbox', to be up-graded to the 'Symposium' or Main Discussion ?
You know how invisible the Lounge is...

:sparkle:




Amity July 23, 2021 at 17:28 ¶ #570834
Quoting Jack Cummins
I definitely don't want pop up features


I had been thinking along the lines of pop-up posts within a thread created for the purpose. But Baden tells me we have that already:
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/570824


praxis July 23, 2021 at 17:40 ¶ #570836
Quoting Jack Cummins
I definitely don't want pop up features because I can't do that on my phone. The reason why I don't quote others in my posts is because it requires a mouse.


You have an old-timey phone from like 2015 or something?
Hanover July 23, 2021 at 17:44 ¶ #570837
Quoting Jack Cummins
The reason why I don't quote others in my posts is because it requires a mouse.


You just hold your finger on what you want to quote and drag it to highlight it. The above was quoted from my phone.
Benkei July 23, 2021 at 17:45 ¶ #570839
Quoting Jack Cummins
I definitely don't want pop up features because I can't do that on my phone. The reason why I don't quote others in my posts is because it requires a mouse.


Replied on my android!
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 17:53 ¶ #570840
Reply to Benkei Reply to praxis [reply="Hanover;570837"

It is a smartphone and I can do a fair amount on it. I obviously haven't mastered the art of dragging very well, as I don't seem to have enough fingers, when I am holding the phone.

But I don't want to talk about using my phone again on the site. If anyone writes a story featuring a phone, especially with a cliffhanger about a phone battery running out, I sure @Amity and some others would assume that it is mine.
Amity July 23, 2021 at 18:14 ¶ #570851
Quoting Jack Cummins
If anyone writes a story featuring a phone, especially with a cliffhanger about a phone battery running out, I sure Amity and some others would assume that it is mine.


Tempting, so very tempting...
But it wouldn't see the light of day. Plagiarism ban probably...



Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 18:36 ¶ #570858
In my story, once the protagonist realizes the buns are burnt, he immediately grabs his smart phone, logs onto a baking forum, and is in the process of copy and pasting text from a senior member in order to ask them a question, when his fat fingers fumble the phone, and it falls into the oven, explodes and causes a grease fire. This is the moment at which his wife leaves him.
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 18:53 ¶ #570864
Reply to Noble Dust
You have managed to incorporate my struggling fingers into a little story, although my fingers are not fat, but simply clumsy.

I have a true story of how I was busy writing a reply to @Madfool on this site several months ago and accidentally left the tap on in the bath. I was busy writing and my mum called out to say that the lights downstairs had all gone out. I said that it must be a powercut. Then, I walked into the bathroom and noticed water cascading through the ceiling and realised my dreadful carelessness. There was a lot of mopping up to be done before we could begin to look at the light sockets, and it was difficult having to mop by torchlight.
Amity July 23, 2021 at 19:08 ¶ #570867
Reply to Noble Dust

Funny wif ffffffckin fabulous fartifutufallliteration :fire: :100: :cool:
Noble Dust July 23, 2021 at 19:34 ¶ #570872
Reply to Jack Cummins

Please don't take offense; the word fat just fit too perfectly.
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 19:42 ¶ #570875
Reply to Noble Dust
No offence taken. I think fat fingers worked well as an image of the character grappling with his phone, especially using small digits.
180 Proof July 23, 2021 at 20:22 ¶ #570880
god must be atheist July 23, 2021 at 21:10 ¶ #570894
Quoting Jack Cummins
No offence taken. I think fat fingers worked


"The Fat Fingers of Death" -- Remember Bruce Lee?

BC July 23, 2021 at 23:43 ¶ #570946
Reply to Jack Cummins Computers and telephones have caused me to burn enough food on the stove to feed the Russian Army. I don't know... do Russian soldiers like scorched potatoes? Carbonized vegetables? Pan-charred meat?
Jack Cummins July 23, 2021 at 23:59 ¶ #570955
Reply to Bitter Crank
I'm probably the worst person to ask because I only use a microwave, and it's a lot safer...But being on the phone can be a big problem and I often miss stops on busses and end up in all sorts of places. Phones can be a best friend or enemy, but the biggest disaster can be losing one and the chaos it causes. I wouldn't even mind creating a story based on losing a phone at some point.
Shawn July 24, 2021 at 00:12 ¶ #570965
A pig fell asleep and then woke up, that's all that fucking happened.
BC July 24, 2021 at 00:32 ¶ #570975
Reply to Shawn You failed to mention that it fell asleep one day on the couch in the Oval Room of the White House while Donald Trump was president. That's all that happened, but why was the pig in the oval room -- and who let it lay down on the couch? What happened after it woke up? Did it address the nation? Attend a right wing rally? Have lunch with Republican Senators in the Congressional dining room?
Outlander July 24, 2021 at 12:46 ¶ #571127
Quoting Shawn
A pig fell asleep and then woke up, that's all that fucking happened.


Well you can simplify any story to a single and seemingly boring occurrence.

Perhaps the pig was on a mission to gain approval and pigship from his fellow pigs, something we can all relate to. Perhaps the pig fell asleep from overwork dictated by a cruel pig king and has always desired to overthrow the pigdom. Maybe he just ponders the idea of being piglike throughout the day and in his hesitancy to only think but never act fails to change anything thus offering a useful if not melancholy lesson about life.
Hanover July 24, 2021 at 14:39 ¶ #571144
Reply to Shawn Don't listen to the others. I thought your story was great. You should hang it on your refrigerator.
god must be atheist July 24, 2021 at 18:04 ¶ #571228
Quoting Hanover
?Shawn Don't listen to the others. I thought your story was great. You should hang it on your refrigerator.
But the moment you hang it on your refrigerator, you admit with deeds that you listen to others. If you don't hang it on your refrigerator, you admit you are listening to others. There is no way to follow advice by Hangover and stay consistent with 'is advice.

I think therefore that instead of not listening to others, you should restrict your not listening to just Hangover. If you listen to him, and do something, anything, you'll perish in a flicker of self-contradictory paradox.

Don't think you haven't been forewarned.

Shawn July 24, 2021 at 18:19 ¶ #571237
So, the pig slept and dreamed about eating. When it woke up it properly said that food is good. When it agreed with itself in a shake upon getting up it decided to eat something. Therefore the pig began feeling satisfied and upon this feeling thought to itself that it should go outside and take a shit. Upon doing so the pig further desired to wallow and therefore did wallow.

These things baffle people, as in, how can a pig be so loving and humble in it's life. But a pig does as it does and does what it wants to do, as well as always knows what to do. Thus the pig lived a humble but happy life.

The end.
unenlightened July 24, 2021 at 18:29 ¶ #571243
Quoting praxis
a short psychological thriller authored by unenlightened.


It's a 'no to competitions, a 'no' to fiction in general, and a big fat 'NOOO!' to thrillers, psychological or cheap.

But for all you pig-fans, a story-song ...

Hanover July 24, 2021 at 19:19 ¶ #571261
Quoting Shawn
These things baffle people, as in, how can a pig be so loving and humble in it's life. But a pig does as it does and does what it wants to do, as well as always knows what to do. Thus the pig lived a humble but happy life.


Pigs can be mean as shit. A boar will gore the fuck out of you. I think you overestimate their mild demeanor and gentle disposition. They're destructive and angry bastards.
Shawn July 24, 2021 at 19:33 ¶ #571266
Reply to Hanover

Yes, that may be true, but, tell me when was the last time you heard a domestic pig killing anyone for the past millennium or more?

Boars aren't pigs. They are indeed very forracious.
BC July 24, 2021 at 20:35 ¶ #571281
Reply to Shawn "Boar" has two meanings -- a wild pig (which are not native to North America) and a domestic male pig with balls. Female pigs who have not been pregnant are called 'gilts'; once they have borne piglets, they are called 'sows'. "Barrows" are castrated male pigs. Livestock futures group "barrows and gilts" together. A pork chop could be from either one.

"Boor" and "boar" get confused. "Boar" should be distinguished from 'boor' which is a term for male human swine. Human females can be swinish too, but What are they called? Women are sometimes called "sows", but any discussion of this matter is likely to lead to moderation.

In North America "wild pigs" are feral domestic pigs--pigs gone hog wild. They could be dangerous, but they are usually just very destructive, what with their tough snouts.
god must be atheist July 24, 2021 at 21:53 ¶ #571301
Can I borrow your boar before it gets barrowed? I'll bring a wheelbarrow to carry him home.
Hanover July 24, 2021 at 22:18 ¶ #571311
Quoting Shawn
Yes, that may be true, but, tell me when was the last time you heard a domestic pig killing anyone for the past millennium or more?


https://www.newsweek.com/rome-corcolle-pig-kills-man-attacks-toddler-piglets-child-hospitalized-1463875


Pigs! Those pigs!
Hanover July 24, 2021 at 22:22 ¶ #571313
Quoting Bitter Crank
Boar" has two meanings


And yet boer is a type of goat. The old man down the road sells them. Want I should get you a pair? Always buy at least two of herd animals. At least.
god must be atheist July 24, 2021 at 22:26 ¶ #571314
The Goat war. South Africa. 1889.
BC July 25, 2021 at 00:16 ¶ #571380
Reply to god must be atheist Reply to Hanover Let's not forget "bore" - something that boars, sows, barrows, and gilts never do. Actual swine are pretty interesting. Boors, on the other hand, are very boring. Boers are likely to be boring too, and the British thought they were boor enough to go to war with them stubborn Dutch farmers. So, be clear about whether you are speaking of boers, bores, boars, or boors.

Boer goats are meat makers, developed by the boring Boers.
BC July 25, 2021 at 00:20 ¶ #571384
Reply to god must be atheist A boar with balls will barrel down the road faster than you can wheel a borrowed barrow.
Hanover July 25, 2021 at 00:46 ¶ #571401
Quoting Bitter Crank
Boer goats are meat makers, developed by the boring Boers.


Are you sure they weren't developed by Niels Bohr?
Leghorn July 25, 2021 at 01:25 ¶ #571409
This is all very bohring, boaring, booring, borrowing, BORING!...did I leave one out? Oh yes...boering too.
BC July 25, 2021 at 01:52 ¶ #571416
BC July 25, 2021 at 01:53 ¶ #571417
Noble Dust July 25, 2021 at 06:54 ¶ #571491
The more I work on my story, the more I realize how bad of a writer I am. Lol!
Amity July 25, 2021 at 07:38 ¶ #571506
Quoting Noble Dust
The more I work on my story, the more I realize how bad of a writer I am. Lol!


OMG, no ! What are the symptoms ? Hope you're not suffering serious side-effects ? :scream:

Quoting 6 Steps to Avoid and Fix Bad Writing

Common side effects of awkward writing include: dizziness after reading, increased heart rate due to confusion, and dry mouth due to constant re-reading.

Awkward writing is common, and I believe that it’s actually a good sign. Awkward writing means that you are writing and have begun to silence your inner critic.

https://thewritepractice.com/how-to-avoid-bad-writing/

See step 4. The 'Re-Word' example. Features a cell phone, sandwich screamer :wink:
Noble Dust July 25, 2021 at 07:48 ¶ #571508
Quoting Amity
OMG, no ! What are the symptoms ?


The symptoms of bad writing are bad grammar, bad sentence structure, and bad plot twists. As everyone knows.

Amity July 25, 2021 at 07:58 ¶ #571511
Reply to Noble Dust

So you have a knowing-doing gap ?
I don't believe you !
Does it bring you out in a rash :mask:
Noble Dust July 25, 2021 at 08:02 ¶ #571512
Amity July 25, 2021 at 08:04 ¶ #571514
Quoting Noble Dust
What?


Ah, lack of hearing. Never mind, eh. All things must pass...
Noble Dust July 25, 2021 at 08:13 ¶ #571516
Reply to Amity

I have tinituous in my left ear, so a lack of hearing is about right.
Amity July 25, 2021 at 08:23 ¶ #571520
Quoting Noble Dust
I have tinituous in my left ear, so a lack of hearing is about right.


Tinituous tinnitus ? That's the worst.
But not from story-telling - that would be pinnochiotuous pinnochitis :scream:

As an aside: The word capacity of a PM...is....more than I ever imagined.
god must be atheist July 25, 2021 at 09:28 ¶ #571539
Reply to Bitter CrankBall bearing boars boarding in bordellos bully bears to bring them beer brime -- hence the broads bear babies born to boars.
praxis July 25, 2021 at 14:18 ¶ #571635
Quoting unenlightened
It's a 'no to competitions, a 'no' to fiction in general, and a big fat 'NOOO!' to thrillers, psychological or cheap.


So what I’m hearing is a little reluctance to get started. Gotcha. :point:
Benkei July 25, 2021 at 18:23 ¶ #571753
Reply to Noble Dust On the upside you're always hearing it right.


Badum.. tish....
Leghorn July 25, 2021 at 22:43 ¶ #571884
@Bitter Crank

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Amity July 26, 2021 at 10:33 ¶ #572019
I've just finished an intriguing and captivating book of 'short stories'.
'Recounted with the storytelling élan of a master raconteur - by turns dramatic and funny, charming, tart and melancholy...with portraits of writers, spies, politicians, war reporters and actors who possess a palpable physicality and verve' ( New York Times).

'The Pigeon Tunnel - Stories from My Life' - John Le Carré.
38 chapters or stories. The penultimate:

Advice to an aspiring novelist

'Before I finish writing for the day I make sure I've left something under my belt for tomorrow. Sleep works wonders.'

Source: Graham Greene to self, Vienna, 1965.


From his Introduction:
'To the creative writer, fact is raw material, not his taskmaster but his instrument, and his job is to make it sing. Real truth lies, if anywhere, not in facts, but in nuance.'
He asks and answers questions - he doubts there is a thing as pure memory.
He ends the Intro with:
'[i]Out of the secret world I once knew I have tried to make a theatre for the larger worlds we inhabit.
First comes the imagining, then the search for reality. Then back to the imagining, and to the desk where I'm sitting now'.[/i]

So, sing on all you shiny diamonds :sparkle:




Cuthbert July 26, 2021 at 12:19 ¶ #572042
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/13547-read-over-your-compositions-and-wherever-you-meet-with-a


“Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.” S Johnson
Jack Cummins July 26, 2021 at 13:34 ¶ #572058
Reply to Cuthbert
There are so many books and sites on writing and how to write good fiction that it would be possible to spend years reading them before beginning at all. Meanwhile, the blank piece of paper or screen stares at us angrily, waiting to be filled with words.
god must be atheist July 26, 2021 at 14:21 ¶ #572070
Quoting Cuthbert
“Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.” S Johnson


"However: if your entire manuscript is particularly finely written, submit it to a publisher." - A. T. S.

In other words: consistency is the most important thing in publishing. There is a market for every type of writing; but while you can spill pearls to swine, you ought not to feed lions both blood-fresh chunks of meat and carrots with raisins, and you ought not to feed philosophers both food for thought and convergent problems.
Cuthbert July 26, 2021 at 14:43 ¶ #572074
Quoting god must be atheist
"However: if your entire manuscript is particularly finely written, submit it to a publisher." - A. T. S


And if the publisher strikes out half of it, make a podcast.
Amity July 26, 2021 at 15:34 ¶ #572080
Quoting Jack Cummins
There are so many books and sites on writing and how to write good fiction that it would be possible to spend years reading them before beginning at all.


Not a lot of people know that :roll:

Quoting Jack Cummins
Meanwhile, the blank piece of paper or screen stares at us angrily, waiting to be filled with words.


It's not a case of all or nothing. Feeling overwhelmed by advice, not wishing to spend time or energy reading 100s of books, leading to inaction.
I think if you know what kind of book or short story you want to write, the genre, then reading successful authors 'On Writing' thoughts can inspire. That was the the title of Stephen King's book - a mix of autobiography and tips for the aspiring writer.

If you're gonna give a blank canvas a personality, why would you choose the phrase:
'stares at us angrily' ?

Is that how you view it ? Are 'you' the 'us' ?
The relationship has already begun. Perhaps you mistake where the stare and anger is coming from ?
'Suffering' from writer's block ? But why be angry ?
Really hope you don't see the blank page as 'evil' :wink:

Why not use more positive adverbs - like 'patiently' or if you really want the negative: 'impatiently' ?

We can be inspired by looking up 'Adverbs of manner'...
And wait expectantly for a passing muse :sparkle:











Jack Cummins July 26, 2021 at 16:36 ¶ #572093
Reply to Amity
Perhaps, it would have been better if I had said simply that I had said that I have known moments in my life where I have seen the blank sheet in front of me, and,of course, I am projecting my anger onto the piece of paper through personifying it. The only reason I used the term 'us' is because I have taken part in conversations with others about this as a shared experience, but it was with people who I know in real life, not people on the forum.

On a positive note, one writer who I have read on the subject of writing and creativity in general is Julia Cameron, who wrote,'The Artist's Way' and many other books. As part of the guidance she offers, she recommends writing 3 pages of thoughts as soon as possible each day. I tried this for several months and I did feel that it helped the flow of ideas. The aim of this is not to create good writing necessarily but to simply begin writing. The point I was really trying to make in the post I wrote earlier, but it may not have been conveyed clearly, was that rather than trying to create good results we need to simply experiment.
Amity July 26, 2021 at 17:03 ¶ #572104
Quoting Jack Cummins
The point I was really trying to make in the post I wrote earlier, but it may not have been conveyed clearly, was that rather than trying to create good results we need to simply experiment.


How often does that happen, not just to you ?
Points being missed in a veritable vastness of verbosity.

So this: Quoting Jack Cummins
There are so many books and sites on writing and how to write good fiction that it would be possible to spend years reading them before beginning at all. Meanwhile, the blank piece of paper or screen stares at us angrily, waiting to be filled with words.


Eventually translated to a single point:
We need to simply experiment rather than trying to create good results.

Again, it's not an either/or.
It's a process. The writing process.
https://www.grammarly.com/blog/writing-process/

god must be atheist July 26, 2021 at 21:42 ¶ #572177
Reply to Cuthbert Quoting Cuthbert
"However: if your entire manuscript is particularly finely written, submit it to a publisher." - A. T. S
— god must be atheist

And if the publisher strikes out half of it, make a podcast.

If the publisher strikes out half of it, he or she or anything in-between shall publish it, therefore no need to make a podcast. The publisher wouldn't be striking half of it out if he or she or anything in-between never wanted to do anything with it.

Baden July 27, 2021 at 21:32 ¶ #572523
Reminder: Deadline is the 1st of August (midnight UTC). Stories will be posted the next day. Good luck!
Hanover July 28, 2021 at 14:37 ¶ #572738
Quoting Baden
Reminder: Deadline is the 1st of August (midnight UTC). Stories will be posted the next day. Good luck!


Could you convert that to Atlanta time?
Baden July 28, 2021 at 15:27 ¶ #572754
Reply to Hanover

When you put stick in ground and no shadow because sun gone.
Benkei July 29, 2021 at 10:10 ¶ #573007
How long will people have to vote on their favourite stories? I can finally use my 10 sock puppet accounts.
Baden July 29, 2021 at 10:31 ¶ #573014
Reply to Benkei

I guess we can give it two weeks? Or is that too long?
Benkei July 29, 2021 at 10:45 ¶ #573015
Reply to Baden No, that's perfect, that will give me time to create another 140 sock puppets. I'll finally win!
Benkei July 29, 2021 at 10:52 ¶ #573016
@Baden More seriously, can we do weighted voting?
Baden July 29, 2021 at 10:55 ¶ #573017
Reply to Benkei

No practical mechanism for that and tbh I don't think it's necessary. The best story should get the most votes and there aren't enough entries to make other placings very meaningful.

Hanover July 29, 2021 at 11:08 ¶ #573018
Quoting Benkei
How long will people have to vote on their favourite stories? I can finally use my 10 sock puppet accounts.


If it will be decided by popular vote, this will be easy. You saw what I was able to do with the upvotes.
god must be atheist July 29, 2021 at 11:38 ¶ #573022
Reply to Baden I'd say three weeks, or use the formula: one week for every 5 stories submitted. If longer than 2 weeks, then create two well-placed whooping-up of interest in the project, by enticing members to read the blasted manuscripts in a minor marketing campaign done twice in the three weeks.

In fact, you could run a parallel competition on what the text of the whoop-up campaign should look like: graphics, text and all.
Baden July 29, 2021 at 14:38 ¶ #573050
Baden July 29, 2021 at 14:57 ¶ #573056
Don't know how @Hanover made himself so popular with the likey thingy but there's no way for mods to interfere with the poll mechanism and we'll do our best to root out sock-puppet voting. God help anyone who'd want to cheat to win a short story competition on our humble website anyhow.
Hanover July 29, 2021 at 15:42 ¶ #573064
Quoting Baden
God help anyone who'd want to cheat to win a short story competition on our humble website anyhow.


We haven't established what the prize is.
praxis July 29, 2021 at 21:07 ¶ #573163
How about some sweet treats.

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Noble Dust July 30, 2021 at 06:46 ¶ #573335
Don't worry boys and girls, my pulitzer-winning shorty story will be in young Baden's inbox by tomorrow at this time.
Benkei July 30, 2021 at 09:44 ¶ #573361
Reply to Noble Dust yay! I'm looking forward to reading it.
Hanover July 30, 2021 at 11:47 ¶ #573380
I have submitted my entry and am ready to vote.
Benkei July 30, 2021 at 13:45 ¶ #573404
Reply to Hanover my condolences for ending last.
Hanover July 30, 2021 at 15:01 ¶ #573423
Reply to Benkei Did you write a story? You still have over 24 hours left.
Benkei July 30, 2021 at 16:05 ¶ #573437
Reply to Hanover I wrote one.
Hanover July 30, 2021 at 18:12 ¶ #573470
Reply to Benkei Thanks for letting me know. I'll vote down the story written in Dutch.
Outlander July 31, 2021 at 02:30 ¶ #573616
Mine was going to be about a troubled man traveling.. I don't know maybe in a bus, a plane, train, spaceship even if you want to be interesting. He's on a journey to get back home. He meets interesting people onboard who remind him of people he knew back where he's headed who in turn unintentionally remind him that most of the people he's expecting to see were little more than fair weather friends. Upon arrival he discovers, I don't know the place was destroyed, maybe there was a war or some kind of disaster, or maybe simply that the people he was expecting to see have either changed or are otherwise nothing like he remembers. He gets back on board and his newfound friends say "Hey pal, I thought you were trying to get home" to which he replies "Guess I missed the stop" as he takes a seat, and the narrator reads.. but in his heart, he knew he was home all along. The camera pans out as the vessel departs into the unknown. Close curtain. :cry:
hypericin July 31, 2021 at 02:35 ¶ #573618
Writing would be cool if it wasn't so damn slow, so damn hard.
hypericin July 31, 2021 at 02:38 ¶ #573620
Since you said the deadline is Aug1, if I submit on Aug1 it should be valid.
Baden July 31, 2021 at 09:52 ¶ #573669
Baden August 01, 2021 at 17:07 ¶ #574097
Deadline in six hours, folks.
god must be atheist August 01, 2021 at 17:30 ¶ #574101
Reply to Baden If that's when midnight is for you, I suspect you are in the UK. Or Casablanca, Cape Verde, or maybe Atlantis. One thing is for sure: Baden is not in Baden-Baden. Maybe in the bath in Bath. Bathmeg.
Baden August 01, 2021 at 17:39 ¶ #574103
Reply to god must be atheist

I'm not on UTC time either as it happens. But it's a handy yardstick.
praxis August 01, 2021 at 17:45 ¶ #574108
I’ve been to Bath but not to bathe.
Noble Dust August 01, 2021 at 17:56 ¶ #574112
I've been in the bath, but not for awhile.
Nils Loc August 01, 2021 at 19:03 ¶ #574149
The suspense is palpable. It's like the TPF is having children.

praxis August 01, 2021 at 19:12 ¶ #574157
Yeah, publish’m already, it’s Aug 2 somewhere in the world.

Doubt mine will get any votes but it may be interesting to see any responses.
javi2541997 August 01, 2021 at 19:36 ¶ #574171
Quoting Nils Loc
The suspense is palpable. It's like the TPF is having children.


:lol: :100:
TheMadFool August 01, 2021 at 19:42 ¶ #574174
@Jack Cummins

Quoting TheMadFool
Good point! Then again, no one ever accused me of being a sage.
— T Clark

Isn't that like saying, no one ever arrested me for being good?

You don't accuse sages just as you don't arrest good people!

You may have a point though. :chin: Hmmmm


Courting Evil

"Mr. Black! Firstly, On 15th July 1999, at 4:30 PM, you aided an old lady cross the street and not only that you carried her groceries for her! Secondly, at 12:00 AM, midnight on 21 Aug 2000, you saved a 17 year old girl from being sexually assaulted at a gas station! Thirdly, this is on 19 Decemeber, 2012, you donated 2000 dollars to a charity organization in Africa. Am I correct?" asked Donald unable to conceal his revulsion.

"Yes, you are correct! I indeed did those things" replied Mr. Black trembling in fear.

"The court finds the defendant guilty by his own admission of all 3 counts of felony and hereby sentences him to death!" said Donald in a solemn voice, an expression of utter disgust on his sagacious face.

Hanover August 01, 2021 at 21:24 ¶ #574241
Quoting Baden
I'm not on UTC time either as it happens. But it's a handy yardstick


When did you and missus move from Ittoqqortoormiit?

Baden August 01, 2021 at 23:18 ¶ #574294
Reply to Hanover

Right after you arrived.
Benkei August 02, 2021 at 06:59 ¶ #574407
Hullo, I'm ready to read the pathetic attempts of the other challengers.
Baden August 02, 2021 at 08:06 ¶ #574420
Entries now closed. Think we got about a dozen buns in the oven though. Will be serving them up within a day or so. :party:
Benkei August 02, 2021 at 10:07 ¶ #574437
All kidding aside. As far as I'm concerned, I know I'm not a great writer so I'd love feedback so I can improve.
Tobias August 02, 2021 at 12:21 ¶ #574458
What? Mister Benkei, you ask us to not only read your story, but even provide you with feedback so you can become better, all free of charge? What are we coming to in this world? ;)
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 02, 2021 at 14:01 ¶ #574487
Quoting Tobias
What are we coming to in this world? ;)


Speaking of, are you submitting some of your writing @Tobias ? :flower:

@Caldwell
Maybe you could help me encourage the submissions :flower:
Tobias August 02, 2021 at 14:05 ¶ #574491
No, unfortunately not. I did not realise it was on and was on holiday these past two weeks. I gladly read all the submissions though. I remember some really good entries and contests back in the day :)
Baden August 02, 2021 at 14:44 ¶ #574497
Starting to post the stories here. You can comment if you like. I'll put the poll up when all the stories have been posted.
Baden August 02, 2021 at 15:02 ¶ #574502
I invite entrants to check there story is there and is formatted as they sent it to me. Any enquiries, PM me. Please don't give yourself away publically as the author.
Jack Cummins August 02, 2021 at 16:38 ¶ #574529
Reply to Baden
I am presuming people aren't meant to give write replies to any feedback because it would make it obvious that it is their entry. I think that it would spoil it completely if we knew who the authors were. It will be fun to find out eventually.
Baden August 02, 2021 at 17:35 ¶ #574547
Amity August 02, 2021 at 18:27 ¶ #574573
Quoting Baden
Starting to post the stories here. You can comment if you like. I'll put the poll up when all the stories have been posted.


About comments and feedback; judging.
I have never tried to assess a series of short stories before, so looked for some help:

https://blog.dinyfvk.com/how-to-judge-a-short-story-writing-competition

Lots of good advice - there are 5 steps. Some a bit too serious, probably.
I like the first one:
1. Read and enjoy each of the stories without judging them – be open and just see how each story makes you feel – do any stand out, or keep coming back to your mind after you’ve read them?


BTW, I think every story-teller out there is brilliant.
:100: :heart: :party:







Baden August 02, 2021 at 18:47 ¶ #574583
Reply to Amity

Good advice. I'm going to leave a little time for posters to digest the stories before I put the poll up anyhow. Well done to everyone for partaking. Note that we on the mod team are not prevented from posting a story. With no monetary prize going and this being mostly for fun, I didn't think it necessary to impose any special restrictions.
Amity August 02, 2021 at 19:03 ¶ #574590
Quoting Baden
I'm going to leave a little time for posters to digest the stories before I put the poll up anyhow.


:up:
Outlander August 03, 2021 at 08:47 ¶ #574801
So I realize there's not a superfluous amount of entries, but what virtual categories would we say are present? Comedy/Drama/Fantasy/Romance, etc?
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 03, 2021 at 13:25 ¶ #574860
Quoting Baden
Good advice. I'm going to leave a little time for posters to digest the stories before I put the poll up anyhow. Well done to everyone for partaking. Note that we on the mod team are not prevented from posting a story. With no monetary prize going and this being mostly for fun, I didn't think it necessary to impose any special restrictions.


To digest the stories?
The one story I have read is spicy and I need more time :gasp:
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 03, 2021 at 16:00 ¶ #574901
@Baden
Somehow the short story submissions are posted amongst the threads in the lounge. Set up this way, some stories will wind up on another page of the lounge. Take a look: or pin them all in one place in the lounge.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 16:22 ¶ #574904
Reply to ArguingWAristotleTiff
I think that it is possible that very few people will look at the stories because they are posted in the lounge. But, of course, it is complicated how people will judge and evaluate short stories, especially in the context of philosophy. So much comes down to the audience. One thing which I am aware of is how this forum is mainly comprised of a male readership. Personally, I attended creative writing workshops in which older females were the main participants, so I think that all these variables will come into play.

But, my own conclusions is that even if certain entries receive no votes whatsoever, is that no one should feel that they are an absolute failure, and that they should abandon all future writing if they receive absolutely no positive feedback at all, because writing and its reception is so variable. So, even if any member receives no votes and only criticism, with absolutely no positive feedback at all, I think that we should not give up writing and regard ourselves as being completely inadequate on the basis of one story being shared on this particular forum, especially as stories and appreciation is so subjective.

180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 16:36 ¶ #574912
Reply to Jack Cummins Oh yes, rejection (or being ignored) goes hand in glove with the writing game. You write despite lack of readers, not because of (hopes for) them. For itself. But it is damn nice to be appreciated too.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 17:26 ¶ #574927
Reply to 180 Proof
Rejection is such a big issue. Personally, I struggle with it. My own entry was one which I wrote a few years ago in a creative writing workshop, so if it is regarded as being absolutely terrible I can think beyond it. But, if someone pours out heart and soul into this contest, and receives only negative responses, I do wonder how they will feel.
Hanover August 03, 2021 at 17:36 ¶ #574930
Quoting Jack Cummins
Rejection is such a big issue. Personally, I struggle with it.


It seems we have a fairly kind community and I haven't seen any negative comments, and I hope no one takes anything to heart if there is some critical feedback because that too is needed. My own thought is that no one who put themselves out there should feel bad for doing it. They are much better off than those who were too fearful (this time around). It's sort of like when I go to the gym and see someone struggling to walk 1/2 a mile an hour on the treadmill. They look infinitely better than the thousands at home who didn't even show up.
Hanover August 03, 2021 at 18:03 ¶ #574939
Quoting ArguingWAristotleTiff
Somehow the short story submissions are posted amongst the threads in the lounge. Set up this way, some stories will wind up on another page of the lounge. Take a look: or pin them all in one place in the lounge.


If you click the "Forum" button, look at the Categories heading on the left of your screen, and you'll see the short stories have been broken out into a subforum for your easy viewing pleasure.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 18:09 ¶ #574942
Reply to Hanover
I am hoping that if my own story receives absolutely no votes at all that I can remain as anonymous. I take creative writing seriously, but how we evaluate and respond to others is complex, and I think that it would ruin the site entirely if it becomes a process of naming and shaming, because creative writing is so different from philosophy discussion.

To be honest, if I pursue creative fiction writing seriously, I would look beyond this site entirely, and I do see writing on this site as experimental entirely, but feel unsure how some may see this. My worst fear is that some people may feel that if we are not seen as good writers that we should give up writing completely, on this site, and completely. Personally, I struggle with feelings of self worth, writing on this site, or on any other ones, but I do think that holding on to our own core sense of self, and the writing sense of 'self' is essential.



180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 18:10 ¶ #574944
Reply to Hanover :up:

Reply to Jack Cummins I know how s/he will feel ... s/he will live. I suspect only members with experience of failure at fiction writing or maturity have submit a story. The feedback, however humbling, I think, will be worth it.

I went through several ideas and old story fragments gunking-up my harddrive or cloud account before I settled exasperatedly on something (which surprised me) just in time to beat the damn deadline. The frantic last minute rewriting was fun though (and yet still it feels like a rough draft). Now comes the ordeal, comparing the story I've written to what I'd imagined, and comparing my entry to the other entries in the contest. I count two or three I would have liked to have written; I've no confidence that my story measures up to them, but as you say, Jack, audience reception is a subjective (fickle?) thing. Writers, especially we amateurs, are just bungee jumpers in the dark over shark infested waters. I can't remember who said – Nietzsche or Hemingway? Kafka or Faulkner? – you have to write with blood in your mouth, or something to that effect.
Benkei August 03, 2021 at 18:16 ¶ #574946
I like quite a few of the stories. One was particularly well written but it took me out of the flow due to inconsistencies. Which is a bummer because I thought it was the best story up till then. Is that too harsh though? It's just that it is so distracting to me I'm just thinking about that one mistake.
praxis August 03, 2021 at 18:20 ¶ #574949
Quoting 180 Proof
I can't remember who said – Nietzsche or Hemingway? Kafka or Faulkner? – you have to write with blood in your mouth, or something to that effect.


Whichever suffered from gingivitis, perhaps. Kafka was kinda weird about his work, as I recall. Story goes that he burned a lot of it before passing on.
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 03, 2021 at 18:28 ¶ #574950
I'm only one story in and I am not disappointed.
I'm excited to read more :eyes:
At the store now to get Popcorn :flower:
180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 18:33 ¶ #574952
Reply to ArguingWAristotleTiff :yum:

Quoting Benkei
Is that too harsh though?
:grimace: Yes!
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 18:43 ¶ #574960
Reply to 180 Proof Reply to Benkei Reply to praxis
I do believe that writing failure is a something worth considering. I am even wondering how I will feel if my own entry to the competition is the absolute bottom of the pile and whether I will stop writing on this site at all, seeing my own writing as worthy of any consideration at all. Of course, I would be trying to hold on to some kind of integrity of self, rather than seeing myself as an absolute failure. I have already suggested that my own integrity may be about seeing my own writing as being in a previous context.

However, I can't really connect with any of the entries.. Does this mean that there is something wrong with me ,and the way in which I conceptualize stories? I am trying to view the entries fairly, but do not know how to do this beyond subjective and personal meanings which may arise in the various stories.
Benkei August 03, 2021 at 18:48 ¶ #574962
Quoting Jack Cummins
However, I can't really connect with any of the entries.. Does this mean that there is something wrong with me ,and the way in which I conceptualize stories? I am trying to view the entries fairly, but do not know how to do this beyond subjective and personal meanings which may arise in the various stories.


What do you mean with connect? I'm reading a book and I fucking hate the protagonist because she's a stupid, whiny bitch. I'm not connecting at all but I am enjoying the fact someone managed to write a book that makes me feel so strongly about a character. I had the same thing with Game of Thrones and King Geoffrey. Hated the kid.

Now if you mean that none of the stories elicit any type of emotional response then I would find that surprising.

Poor Auguste.
Baden August 03, 2021 at 18:55 ¶ #574966
Reply to Jack Cummins

Relax, you're not being judged by the literati but by a bunch of forum anons having a laugh.
praxis August 03, 2021 at 18:56 ¶ #574967
Quoting Benkei
What do you mean with connect? I'm reading a book and I fucking hate the protagonist because she's a stupid, whiny bitch. I'm not connecting at all but I am enjoying the fact someone managed to write a book that makes me feel so strongly about a character.


Same, except in the story I'm reading she's not a stupid whiny bitch but just getting badly played by the antagonist, and every cringeworthy scene gets worse than the last. Rather I hate that she's getting played like a fiddle because I like the character, so not really the same at all.
Amity August 03, 2021 at 19:02 ¶ #574971
Quoting Jack Cummins
I take creative writing seriously,


Quoting Jack Cummins
Rejection is such a big issue. Personally, I struggle with it. My own entry was one which I wrote a few years ago in a creative writing workshop,


Quoting Hanover
I hope no one takes anything to heart if there is some critical feedback because that too is needed. My own thought is that no one who put themselves out there should feel bad for doing it. They are much better off than those who were too fearful (this time around)


Quoting 180 Proof
I suspect only members with experience of failure at fiction writing or maturity have submit a story. The feedback, however humbling, I think, will be worth it.


I totally admire anyone who has entered a creative writing competition, especially on a philosophy forum where anyone can and does post 'unhelpful' comments. To say the least.
Like many here, I haven't submitted a short story.
The thought of writing one has never seriously crossed my mind.
Although I enjoy emptying my thoughts out here, I have little to no imagination re plots, characters etc.
Fiction writing - I haven't even been brave enough to join any formal course or class.

Quoting Jack Cummins
if I pursue creative fiction writing seriously, I would look beyond this site


Clearly, other specialised sites will be more...em...serious...and have experienced participants/tutors dedicated to improving writing skills. Your creative writing workshop will already have given you feedback on your story, no ?

I intend to read and comment on all of the stories. It is the least I can do to show my appreciation.
This will take time - given the amount of entries - all substantial, more than a 6-word flash.
I read somewhere about 'The Shit Sandwich'. Praise. Critique. Praise.
But critique needn't be smelly, huh ?

I am not sure how the voting system will work.

@Baden is it only one vote per member for the story which stands out as 'Best' ?
So, it is likely that at least one story will receive no votes?
Come on, give a little...each one deserves at least one vote just for being part of the competition !
Make it so, number one :sparkle:



Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 19:02 ¶ #574972
Reply to Benkei
I am reading a book, 'The Ruins' by Mat Osman, who was the drummer of the band, Suede, and I am finding it as very good. I think that subjective interpretations of stories are important.

I will try to evaluate the various stories entered in this site fairly at some point. I guess that I am just trying to come to terms with the possibility of my own entry being the worst. I am trying to see this as not meaning that I have nothing worth saying and that I should never attempt to write anything ever again, because this could be a response if I am ranked and rejected as the worst story writer on this site.
Maw August 03, 2021 at 19:07 ¶ #574974
When can we read them
Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:07 ¶ #574975
Quoting Amity
Come on, give a little...each one deserves at least one vote just for being part of the competition !
Make it so, number one :sparkle:


Sorry, doesn't work like that, and no lollipops either. :wink:

Anyway, the poll is here.

Go vote!
Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:07 ¶ #574976
Reply to Maw

Anytime. https://thephilosophyforum.com/categories/37/short-story-competition
praxis August 03, 2021 at 19:09 ¶ #574978
Reply to Baden

Always best to begin a poll with "Don't be a dick".
Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:10 ¶ #574980
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 19:12 ¶ #574982
Reply to Benkei
Anyway, I have read others' stories and given my vote based on my own connections. We will have to wait and see what the results are and I will congratulate any winner. I am simply saying that while I will probably do extremely badly, I am trying to not lose any confidence in myself at all, and I say this to any other people who may feel this too.
Amity August 03, 2021 at 19:15 ¶ #574983
Quoting Baden
Go vote!


God, what a rushing bully you are :naughty:
I wanted to make my comments first...
How long is the poll gonna be up for ?
praxis August 03, 2021 at 19:26 ¶ #574986
Quoting Jack Cummins
I am trying to see this as not meaning that I have nothing worth saying and that I should never attempt to write anything ever again, because this could be a response if I am ranked and rejected as the worst story writer on this site.


That would not be a reasonable response, especially if you're serious about writing, because the voting is being done by a bunch of rando internet fools (no offense intended).
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 19:28 ¶ #574987
Reply to Baden
That is helpful, rather than seeing it as the day of judgement. We don't want to be cast into the fires of being seen as never being able to write anything worth being read at all, and forever. But, it can be hard when receiving critical comments, especially if this comes with a history of people trying to rubbish your writing and ideas.

Noble Dust August 03, 2021 at 19:34 ¶ #574993
Reply to Jack Cummins

If it's helpful, I read all of them and enjoyed them all to varying degrees for very different reasons. I think each story has something to offer here.
Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:35 ¶ #574994
Reply to Jack Cummins

So far, at least, the comments have been very charitable.

Quoting Amity
How long is the poll gonna be up for ?


Oh, I meant to put a deadline in the OP. Let's say Aug 15th.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 19:36 ¶ #574995
Reply to praxis
I know that I am probably being seen as over the top, and I have received some positive interaction on this site, but, in many aspects of my life I have been seen as a complete failure. But, I don't wish to whinge and complain, but to point out to any others who may feel in a similar predicament that we need to hold onto the positives, even if others keep finding faults in absolutely anything we try to do.
Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:42 ¶ #574997
Reply to Jack Cummins

Your main competition is yourself and your yardstick the things you truly see as important. Keep the focus on that and you can't go too far wrong.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 19:47 ¶ #575000
Reply to Baden
Absolutely, and I will try to do that in all senses, way beyond this particular competition. Life is more than competitions, and is about valuing the unique, and I try to focus upon this in viewing other people and myself.
Amity August 03, 2021 at 19:47 ¶ #575001
Quoting Baden
Oh, I meant to put a deadline in the OP. Let's say Aug 15th.


Excellent :up:




Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:48 ¶ #575002
180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 19:48 ¶ #575003
Reply to Jack Cummins As you've said, this is all quite subjective and any perceived "failure" is, therefore, far from "absolute". As Beckett wrote:
Worstward Ho:Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.


Baden August 03, 2021 at 19:58 ¶ #575012
180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 20:04 ¶ #575016
Reply to Baden Sláinte! :up:
praxis August 03, 2021 at 20:06 ¶ #575018
Reply to Jack Cummins

Personally, I think that I'd only make discouragingly critical comments in a casual competition like this if the story were somehow offensive. I have complete trust that the resident PC Police have weeded out any such content, however, so no worries for my part.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 20:53 ¶ #575035
Reply to praxis
The comment which I have received on the site was one hundred per cent negative, with absolutely no strengths identified in my story at all. However, I got positive feedback in the workshop in which I wrote the story, so contexts are important in evaluation.This does lead me to wonder about anyone contributing a story on this site. Personally, at the present time, I don't plan to enter an entry in any future short story competitions on this site and would rather look for sites on creative writing for this.

But, perhaps, I am just a bad loser and lack creativity, and, of course, it is only one story. I have no idea how any other entrants feel, and I don't wish to read how beautiful their stories are, while mine is seen as complete trash. I won't say anything more because I don't wish to reveal my entry, to spoil the anonymous nature of the contest, or be condemned as the worst possible writer. I will stick to philosophy on this site at present, and the creation of threads, which may inspire far more profound thinkers than myself.







180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 21:04 ¶ #575041
Like anything else, the only way to improve at an endeavor is to simultaneously learn from those who are more accomplished at it and to practice practice practice (i.e. "fail better").
Baden August 03, 2021 at 21:16 ¶ #575045
Reply to Jack Cummins

It doesn't make much sense to say your story is seen as "complete trash" after one negative comment.
praxis August 03, 2021 at 21:20 ¶ #575046
Not all practice is good practice, according to *deliberate practice*, because we can practice in ways that reinforce bad habits. Learning from experts and getting feedback is essential though, as is pushing yourself a bit beyond your comfort zone. My worst failing is that I lack grit. When the going gets tough, I get going, back to where it's comfortable.
Amity August 03, 2021 at 21:35 ¶ #575050
Quoting Jack Cummins
I don't wish to read how beautiful their stories are, while mine is seen as complete trash. I won't say anything more because I don't wish to reveal my entry, to spoil the anonymous nature of the contest, or be condemned as the worst possible writer.


Quoting Baden
It doesn't make much sense to say your story is seen as "complete trash" after one negative comment.


Exactly.

It's crazy and so self-centred that he doesn't wish to read 'how beautiful' other stories are.
Not to mention that he has practically given the game away as to which is his entry.
You don't need to be Sherlock Holmes...
So much for wanting to be anonymous. Nobody would even know he posted a short story if he hadn't told us.

Quoting Jack Cummins
However, I got positive feedback in the workshop in which I wrote the story, so contexts are important in evaluation.


Indeed. So why all the anguish ? It doesn't make sense...




Baden August 03, 2021 at 21:38 ¶ #575054
Reply to Amity

Let's not argue about it. My main message is to have fun with this whole thing.
Noble Dust August 03, 2021 at 21:39 ¶ #575055
In music, I've found good practice means addressing your weaknesses; slowing down a run so you work out where you're speeding up or slowing down, where you're having kinetic and physical problems. Not that fun, and I rarely do it. Practicing the actual writing of music is even worse, because it means addressing the subconscious, lazy routes you take in the creative process. I imagine practicing writing fiction would be similar. Sort of apropos to life as well I guess.
Amity August 03, 2021 at 21:42 ¶ #575056
Quoting Baden
My main message is to have fun with this whole thing.


As you say, so shall it be...or not.
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 21:49 ¶ #575060
Reply to Baden

The difference between here and creative writing groups is that in groups one goes round and the various people make comments. As it is, on this site, one person may comment, but nobody else. I am not saying that the experiences of writing groups is superior, and I may learn from one critical comment, but any person who experiences this is left in this predicament. I felt rather depressed by one comment, and I have absolutely no idea if I will receive any further comments, or whether this one will influence all other opinions.

Personally, I have a mixture of experiences of sharing writing in a variety of contexts, but I am left wondering how I would feel if that was not my experience. I am not saying that I think that writing has to be seen as therapeutic, and certainly the transition to publishing may be brutal. However, on this site, I do wonder about the inbetween areas, but I am aware that is complex. Perhaps, I can only think about the feedback I give to others rather than the feedback which they give to me. Ultimately, it may be about enabling others rather than myself to embark on creative writing adventures.

Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 22:01 ¶ #575065
Reply to Amity
We are all in the process of trying to work out who wrote particular stories. That is part of the fun and apart from revealing that I have been criticised severely, I hope that I have not revealed too much. If nothing else, I may have shown how I am at the bottom of the heap, and I wish to learn, because I do believe that writing, whether philosophical or fiction, is a learning curve.
Noble Dust August 03, 2021 at 22:06 ¶ #575070
Honestly, looking for clues as to who wrote what is half the fun for me...
Baden August 03, 2021 at 22:07 ¶ #575072
Reply to Jack Cummins

We should have a 'guess who wrote what' game after voting is closed. :naughty:
Noble Dust August 03, 2021 at 22:09 ¶ #575073
Reply to Baden

Exactly...
Amity August 03, 2021 at 22:11 ¶ #575076
Quoting Jack Cummins
We are all in the process of trying to work out who wrote particular stories. That is part of the fun


Agreed. Maybe we should have a competition to see who got most right :wink:

Quoting Jack Cummins
apart from revealing that I have been criticised severely, I hope that I have not revealed too much


You jumped the gun - have patience dahlin' - now we know which is yours, we will band together as one and give heap big 'likes'....
Just kidding all the stories have merits, yours included.
No 'pity' votes.
180 Proof August 03, 2021 at 22:11 ¶ #575077
Reply to Baden :rofl: Yesssss! :clap:
Amity August 03, 2021 at 22:13 ¶ #575078
Reply to Baden
Great minds think alike...or something :wink:
Jack Cummins August 03, 2021 at 22:35 ¶ #575090
Reply to Amity
I don't really mind if I come away with no votes at all. But I would like to learn something from the stories or the process of the short story competition on the site as a whole, in connection with the wider pursuit of philosophy.
hypericin August 04, 2021 at 00:17 ¶ #575131
Quoting Benkei
. ...particularly well written... the best story up till then... just thinking about that one mistake.


Reply to Benkei
The authors anxiously and narcissistically review their stories. What was it? Oh, crap!
Leghorn August 04, 2021 at 00:42 ¶ #575137
Quoting Jack Cummins
I do believe that writing failure is a something worth considering. I am even wondering how I will feel if my own entry to the competition is the absolute bottom of the pile and whether I will stop writing on this site at all, seeing my own writing as worthy of any consideration at all.


Just remember, Jack, that Michael Jordan failed to make the varsity team as a junior in high school.

Hey, your fear of failure didn’t keep you from daring to enter the contest! At least you’re more admirable than Simone Biles, the greatest female gymnast of all time, who dropped out of Olympics competition due to “mental health issues”.
hypericin August 04, 2021 at 00:48 ¶ #575140
Quoting Leghorn
more admirable than Simone Biles, the greatest female gymnast of all time, who dropped out of Olympics competition due to “mental health issues”.


Mental Health. Pfft! What a load of shit!

Id love to see you collapse under that kind of pressure. Too bad you aren't a fraction good enough at anything to ever be in that position!
Leghorn August 04, 2021 at 01:02 ¶ #575147
Quoting hypericin
Id love to see you collapse under that kind of pressure


I have so collapsed. I used to be a tournament-level tennis player, and I choked once in a city doubles final, so I know what it’s like to fold under pressure...but I was ashamed of it, and don’t condone it. The local paper reporter who covered the event was ashamed too, and didn’t repeat for the public what I confessed to him after the match, for which I was grateful.

Quoting hypericin
Too bad you aren't a fraction good enough at anything to ever be in that position!


I suppose when someone is morally indignant enough about some issue, that they may take the greatest liberties with their knowledge—or lack thereof.

hypericin August 04, 2021 at 01:15 ¶ #575151
Quoting Leghorn
was ashamed of it, and don’t condone it. The local paper reporter

The fact that you and the local paper reporter were ashamed doesn't somehow make the attitude normative. Maybe instead of internalizing it and spreading it around you should forgive yourself.

Quoting Leghorn
that they may take the greatest liberties with their knowledge—or lack thereof.


I stand ashamed and corrected! I thought you didn't have the right to dish on an Olympic favorite and possible GOAT... little did I know you played in a city doubles tournament!
Leghorn August 04, 2021 at 01:24 ¶ #575154
Quoting hypericin
I stand ashamed and corrected! I thought you didn't have the right to dish on an Olympic favorite and possible GOAT... little did I know you played in a city doubles tournament!


Little did you know. Do you not realize that the greatest events in human history play out also on the smallest stages? How else are we to identify with anything great? If greatness is utterly inconceivable because of its distance from us, how else then are we to apprehend it? Must it remain then alien to us?

I don’t think this is what Simone would think.



180 Proof August 04, 2021 at 01:32 ¶ #575156
Quoting Leghorn
[s]At least you’re more admirable than[/s] Simone Biles, the greatest female gymnast of all time, who dropped out of Olympics competition due to “mental health issues”.

That is some uncharitable bullshit. Wtf. :shade:

(I don't give a rat's funky ass about the Olympics, I never have, so my interests begin and end with Ms. Biles as a human being. Period. Full stop. But who tf are you, dude, to judge anyone struggling with any difficulties or life-crises?)
Leghorn August 04, 2021 at 01:44 ¶ #575159
Quoting 180 Proof
And who tf are you to judge anyone struggling with any difficulties?)


Here we go again—who do you think I am? Marie Antoinette?
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 04, 2021 at 02:22 ¶ #575163
@180 Proof
:love:
Jack Cummins August 04, 2021 at 04:42 ¶ #575178
Reply to Leghorn
Really, I think that I may participate in a future contest even if I get 0 votes and everyone else gets loads, for the sheer fun of it. It is not as if the 'worst' writer is going to be banned from further contests, or from writing philosophy posts.
Benkei August 04, 2021 at 06:33 ¶ #575194
Reply to hypericin Suspended disbelief is what sucks me into a story. Inconsistencies are jarring reminders it isn't true. That's why they bother me so much. It's not fair to the author but writing is art and the story that gives me the most emotions is going to get my vote.
Benkei August 04, 2021 at 06:35 ¶ #575195
Reply to Jack Cummins Even if you or I get 0 points, we're still better than the pussies that don't write or are afraid to post their stories. Just for participating you are already better than most. I only joined out of spite to lessen @180 Proof his chance of winning. That still makes me one of the pussies I'm afraid.
Benkei August 04, 2021 at 07:02 ¶ #575198
Also surprising : one story got rave reactions and I thought "meh".
Jamal August 04, 2021 at 07:02 ¶ #575199
Quoting Benkei
pussies


I intend to write one for the next competition.

Amity August 04, 2021 at 07:43 ¶ #575206
Quoting Jack Cummins
I don't really mind if I come away with no votes at all. But I would like to learn something from the stories or the process of the short story competition on the site as a whole, in connection with the wider pursuit of philosophy.


Well, I think most people who enter would mind if they received no votes. Being judged is personal to the author, even if there is an attempt at objectivity.
I think it an unfair system but that is what exists at the moment. One vote for each member for one story.
At least now the poll has been edited - no longer the 'best' but for our 'favourite'.

Baden:P.S. I can't edit the poll question now that the poll has begun but you can take 'The best story is...' to mean the same as 'My favourite story is...' Just to emphasize that the thing is about fun, not value judgements!


I agree that it can be a learning experience for all. Whatever the ratio of fun and seriousness involved.
I will be looking for whatever philosophical message or element, if any, is lying within the lines.

Quoting Benkei
Even if you or I get 0 points, we're still better than the pussies that don't write or are afraid to post their stories. Just for participating you are already better than most.


'Pussies', huh ? Ridiculous but hope it makes you feel 'better'.
So much for the thing being about fun and not value judgements.
Some have a gift for the art of writing creative stories. Some learn techniques if they are drawn to that type of writing. I admire them.
Most appreciate the story-tellers' passion and desire to post, for whatever reason, and will enjoy the read and how it makes them think as well as feel.

For what it's worth, I think the stories should have been given greater prominence and not hidden in the sub-forum of the Lounge in a thread which has the same title as the one on the Main page.
https://thephilosophyforum.com/categories/37/short-story-competition
It is confusing.

Why the reluctance to move them and Poll to the 'Symposium' to head up the Main Discussion ?

@Baden - Come on, you know it makes sense. To make them visible; easier to find and read.
All the better to have 'fun' :cool:




Jack Cummins August 04, 2021 at 08:44 ¶ #575215
Reply to Amity
Actually, I have 'failed' in quite a few things in life; including some exams. So, if I get 0 I may be able to accept it bravely and, not give up writing fiction. Sometimes, our failures enable us to go deeper and can even have a transformational role. But, I am also saying this for anyone else who may be feeling this way too. At least, my own entry was written a few years ago, so I am probably less attached to it than if I had written it recently.

I think it in sharing writing, we have to accept 'rejections' and carry on rather than being broken by them. Some people seem to succeed in absolutely everything, whereas others have more downs than ups. Yet, the more we take risks, there is more likelihood that some ups will appear.

180 Proof August 04, 2021 at 08:59 ¶ #575217
Quoting Benkei
I only joined out of spite to lessen 180 Proof his chance of winning.

No :sweat: pressure. Thanks!
Benkei August 04, 2021 at 09:38 ¶ #575223
Quoting Amity
'Pussies', huh ? Ridiculous but hope it makes you feel 'better'.
So much for the thing being about fun and not value judgements.
Some have a gift for the art of writing creative stories. Some learn techniques if they are drawn to that type of writing. I admire them.
Most appreciate the story-tellers' passion and desire to post, for whatever reason, and will enjoy the read and how it makes them think as well as feel.


This is exactly the excuse pussies make. It's all about talent and being gifted, instead of, I don't know, making an effort? Anybody can express themselves creatively. Nobody is asking you or expecting you to be the next Dante Alighieri. I have no pretensions about my qualities as a writer but at least I don't hide behind not having a talent or gift to not even try.
Hanover August 04, 2021 at 10:08 ¶ #575229
Can we change the voting rules to include the bold:

"Everyone, including the pussies who didn't write a story,don't be a dick and vote for yourself + sockpuppet voters instabanned. Voting closes on Aug 15th."?
180 Proof August 04, 2021 at 12:09 ¶ #575251
What a dike. :smirk:
Amity August 04, 2021 at 12:11 ¶ #575253
Reply to Benkei Reply to Hanover

:roll: :lol: 'pussies' and 'dicks', what is it with you guys ?

Quoting Benkei
This is exactly the excuse pussies make. It's all about talent and being gifted, instead of, I don't know, making an effort?


I'll take your word for it. I didn't say it was all about being talented and gifted, if people want to make the effort that's fantastic. If not, then who the hell cares, huh ? Well, you do, but why ?



Amity August 04, 2021 at 12:14 ¶ #575254
Quoting 180 Proof
What a dike. :smirk:


???
180 Proof August 04, 2021 at 12:15 ¶ #575255
Reply to Amity Hanover.
Baden August 04, 2021 at 14:31 ¶ #575296
Quoting Amity
Why the reluctance to move them and Poll to the 'Symposium' to head up the Main Discussion ?

@Baden - Come on, you know it makes sense. To make them visible; easier to find and read.


I don't want to monopolize the front page with non-philosophical threads. But I'll periodically post reminders here.
Amity August 04, 2021 at 15:15 ¶ #575310
Quoting Baden
I don't want to monopolize the front page with non-philosophical threads. But I'll periodically post reminders here, as above.


Reminders are fine, thanks :up:

I understand that you don't want locked threads to monopolise the front page. Too many and it becomes top heavy and we need to scroll down to get to 'real' philosophy.

However, unlike the popular Shoutbox thread, the Story Competition ones are time limited.
They will be moved when it is over, no ? In a couple of weeks.

Afterwards, it would be good if the short stories could be kept in the 'Symposium' or somewhere special.
Not all treasures should be buried away and need a pirate's map to find.
Then again, that could be fun...yo ho ho ho ho et une bouteille de rhum... :party:

Appreciate your time and effort in all of this organising :100:
And for listening and considering...







Noble Dust August 04, 2021 at 16:26 ¶ #575326
Reply to Baden

Maybe the poll could be front page so people who are unaware the contest exists might check it out? You could link to the story sub-forum at the top of the poll op. So far it doesn't seem to be getting out much beyond the little cadre here.
Amity August 04, 2021 at 16:40 ¶ #575330
Quoting Noble Dust
the poll could be front page so people who are unaware the contest exists might check it out? You could link to the story sub-forum at the top of the poll op


Good idea :up:
Baden August 04, 2021 at 17:29 ¶ #575350
Noble Dust August 04, 2021 at 17:46 ¶ #575351
Reply to Baden :cheer:
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 04, 2021 at 18:02 ¶ #575355
Quoting 180 Proof
I don't give a rat's funky ass about the Olympics, I never have, so my interests begin and end with Ms. Biles as a human being. Period. Full stop. But who tf are you, dude, to judge anyone struggling with any difficulties or life-crises?

I ABSOLUTELY missed this! :angry:
I am so tired of other people judging what another person is going through!
First of all: any human is allowed by living on this Earth, ultimate privacy when it comes to their individual physical, psychological, physiological and biological health, no matter who they are. Period. Full stop.
The strength to share something as personal as where they are in life, knowing that there will be critics of all kinds, from all around the world, dogging on them personally because of their choice is called: Courage.
Courage is doing what needs to be done before having to do what should be done.
Read that again.
I have nothing but respect for someone who stands up for themselves under sociatal stress.

Baden August 04, 2021 at 18:08 ¶ #575358
Leghorn August 05, 2021 at 00:47 ¶ #575538
I was astonished when I first learned of Naomi Osaka’s pulling out of the French Open simply because she was unwilling to do a presser. Now, I realize she was really forced out, because the press interview is a requirement (it shouldn’t be), and she was simply unwilling to do it (and I respect that).

But when she forewent Wimbledon, I was nonplussed: would Djoker have skipped a Major over some technical or even philosophical issue? No! Of course not. He wants to be the greatest tennis player of all time, to eclipse Raffa’s and Rodger’s honors...but then he is a white European male, not a woman of color.

Then when I heard that Simone had pulled out of the Olympics gymnastics, I perceived a pattern, and knew that something universal was going on: that this phenomenon represented something—not individual, but rather political...

...and it’s not confined to just women of color: Kaepernick led the way by kneeling during the Star Spangled Banner, and thereby sacrificed his athletic career, with dubious results, and I don’t doubt that some white males will jump on the band-wagon and follow suit. But I guarantee you one of those white males will not be Tom Brady, who eyes another Super Bowl at the age of 44, and will never walk off the field for any reason: they’ll have to drag him off kicking and screaming...

...but my concern about this revolves around the motives of those who participate in it, and of those who, in the press, take it up and feed off of it. Ms. Biles said that she had a case of the “twisties”, and that it typically lasts about two weeks. Why haven’t we ever heard of this from her before? She has obviously suffered from it in the past. Why hasn’t it kept her from winning any of her many previous medals and championships?

She said that she felt a great weight on her shoulders: considered the greatest female gymnast of all time, maybe the greatest gymnast, period, of all time, maybe the greatest athlete, full stop—as you imitators of contemporary lingo like to say—of all time. Well? Can you shoulder the burden or not? You’ve spent your whole life working to become it— why shy away now?

Maybe the pressure was just too much for her and she “choked”. Congratulations to her for having come so far before she did. But no congratulations from me for jumping on the mental health bandwagon to excuse it. That’s just a cop-out. Tom Brady wouldn’t condone it; Michael Jordon wouldn’t condone it (in practice, I mean, not in speech). Serena Williams wouldn’t condone it (look how long and hard she has fought to surpass Margarette Court’s Grand Slam record!).

In fine, I think this latest movement of athletes of color to fold under pressure and then appeal to popular sentiment to bolster their weakness is really just a cop-out.






180 Proof August 05, 2021 at 03:31 ¶ #575567
I wish the uninformed and unsympathetic would STFU.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_610a17bce4b038cedb395c51/amp
Pinprick August 05, 2021 at 05:01 ¶ #575584
Quoting Leghorn
In fine, I think this latest movement of athletes of color to fold under pressure and then appeal to popular sentiment to bolster their weakness is really just a cop-out.


You seem to be implying athletes of color are weak, which is blatantly racist. Cop-out? Are you oblivious to the irony in that assertion?

Anyway, you want to question the motives of athletes of color who back out of tournaments for mental health issues, which seems suspect IMO. I am more curious as to the reason you feel the need to connect these incidents into some universal conspiracy. Do you seriously believe these athletes do not want to compete, or would rather make some political statement than do so? What reason do have to doubt their motives/intentions? The only reason I can think of is that it’s convenient in that it fits the racist narrative you’re trying to push, that people of color are inferior.
god must be atheist August 05, 2021 at 06:18 ¶ #575608
A sudden and unexpected change of topic to the line of discussion herebeforegoingwise:

I'm announcing that I will leave a comment on each entry that receives a vote. If multiple votes, still just one comment.
Amity August 05, 2021 at 12:27 ¶ #575660
Quoting Jack Cummins
I have received some positive interaction on this site, but, in many aspects of my life I have been seen as a complete failure. But...we need to hold onto the positives, even if others keep finding faults in absolutely anything we try to do.


Quoting Baden
Your main competition is yourself and your yardstick the things you truly see as important. Keep the focus on that and you can't go too far wrong.


Sound advice about keeping the focus on what motivates you. Repeated here.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/aug/05/ive-been-poor-for-a-long-time-after-many-rejections-karen-jennings-is-up-for-the-booker

Quoting Guardian: Karen Jennings up for the Booker
The South African author struggled to find a publisher for her Booker-nominated novel An Island, which only had a print-run of 500 copies. She talks about rejection, her country and believing in herself...

The vision of an old man defending his island came to her in a dream. “At the time in the news, there was a lot about the Syrian refugee crisis in Europe and the incredible xenophobia, but there were terrible cases of African refugees drowning, hundreds of them in boats that could barely stay afloat.” Jennings was interested in writing the story “from the point of view of the person that doesn’t want someone entering their land, and wants to keep the land for themselves”.

...The result is a heartrending psychological portrait of trauma and xenophobia, and the scars left by successive corrupt governments on the people forced to endure them. “[The novel] was just an attempt by me to understand what it is that leads to violence, what leads to this feeling of wanting to keep outsiders away? South Africa has a very strong history of violence and of anger.”

...Millions of people are living in these terrible conditions and they’re fed up. The government has been promising them things for 27 years now. Things have not improved for them. So they’re angry.”
She hopes that the Booker nomination will help draw attention to some of these issues, and to writers in South Africa who are grappling with them

How, I ask Jennings, did she find the strength to keep going in the face of so little recognition? “I was never motivated by money or success, I’ve always just loved writing,” she says. “As long as I believed in what I was working on [I kept going]. So it’s not necessarily that I believed in myself, but rather that I believed in the work.”


So, writing as a way to understand X, Y or Z.
And to draw attention to important issues.
Believe in the work, as well as yourself.

How inspirational is that.




Baden August 05, 2021 at 13:08 ¶ #575676
Reply to Amity

:up:

Btw, I reckon the standard of critique on the stories is very good so far. Thanks for making the effort to those who have. Because I know who wrote what, I think I'll stay on the sidelines though.
Jack Cummins August 05, 2021 at 13:24 ¶ #575681
Reply to Amity
It is interesting about what are the measures and Baden's suggestion, 'Your main competition is yourself', because sometimes it is hard enough to put pen to paper, let alone write something which can move others.

Writing taste is so subjective and often people see the main thing as being published, but I have to say that beyond that, I read so many novels that have been published and they do absolutely nothing for me at all. So, in a way, literature, as well as music and art reveal the complex area between subjectivity and intersubjectivity.

Also, I was just listening to an album by Purple Mountains, which features the singer from the Americana band, the Silver Jews. It was written shortly before he killed himself. It was regarded by many as pure genius, and ranked as being the best album of 2019 by music critics. So, here we have a singer whose work was regarded as great and a great long history of achievements but it didn't really help him, even if it meant a lot for others. Actually, even though when I first listened to the album I could see its beauty, when I listened to it today, I found it rather miserable. The arts do relate to and reveal subjective states.
Amity August 05, 2021 at 13:49 ¶ #575692
Quoting Jack Cummins
...often people see the main thing as being published, but I have to say that beyond that, I read so many novels that have been published and they do absolutely nothing for me at all. So, in a way, literature, as well as music and art reveal the complex area between subjectivity and intersubjectivity.


For me, the main message from the article was:

Quoting Amity
...writing as a way to understand X, Y or Z.
And to draw attention to important issues.
Believe in the work, as well as yourself.


You can't draw attention to what you think is important without publishing it in some form or another, no ?
Why do you write ? To understand an issue, your self, others - and then to share ?

Quoting Jack Cummins
...here we have a singer whose work was regarded as great and a great long history of achievements but it didn't really help him, even if it meant a lot for others.


How do you know it didn't help him ?




Jack Cummins August 05, 2021 at 14:16 ¶ #575701
Reply to Amity
I probably suggested that the making of the album didn't help him because he committed suicide, even though he was probably aware that the album was considered as great because it got wonderful reviews straight away. I am working from the assumption that suicide is one of the worst possibilities in life. I am inclined to think that it is better to be unable to create successful art, although I do see creativity as one of the most important aspects of life and, do believe that the creative act may involve transformative and transcendent itself. Of course, it may be that the tortured artists, such as Van Gogh, may still leave behind a vision which is transformative for others.

As far as sharing of writing, I do think that it is important, although I am aware of many people who do write in notebooks and don't ever plan to share with anyone. One thing which I have thought about during this competition is how different it is just submitting a story rather than reading it out. Initially, reading it in a group was unnerving but in some ways, I think that performance in such a way, can reveal narrative voice. I think it in the future, I will try to think about how writing can stand on the page rather than if I am able to present it through reading it out.
Amity August 05, 2021 at 14:52 ¶ #575707
Quoting Jack Cummins
I probably suggested that the making of the album didn't help him because he committed suicide, even though he was probably aware that the album was considered as great because it got wonderful reviews straight away. I am working from the assumption that suicide is one of the worst possibilities in life.


Sometimes, suicide is a welcome release from mental torment. I am not sure that the success of the album was a main factor in his suicide. But who knows...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Berman_(musician)

Quoting Jack Cummins
...a great long history of achievements


He committed suicide after a long history of coping with treatment resistant depression with a previous suicide attempt. Substance abuse. Also, suffered from high anxiety...and a whole lot more issues...

Quoting Wiki: David Berman
Berman's work on the composition of The Natural Bridge in 1996 left him feeling deeply anxious. He appeared as a man "haunted by ghosts" and was hospitalized for sleep deprivation.[1


He won't be the first or last artist who suffered.
Their creativity might have helped them...but also brought misery...and v.v.

Quoting Jack Cummins
I think it in the future, I will try to think about how writing can stand on the page rather than if I am able to present it through reading it out.


Quoting Jack Cummins
I think that performance in such a way, can reveal narrative voice.


Writing and reading aloud can do both.

Narrative voice:
https://getproofed.com/writing-tips/basics-narrative-voice/

Interesting to talk...



Noble Dust August 05, 2021 at 15:27 ¶ #575726
Quoting Jack Cummins
I read so many novels that have been published and they do absolutely nothing for me at all. So, in a way, literature, as well as music and art reveal the complex area between subjectivity and intersubjectivity.


:100:
Amity August 05, 2021 at 16:00 ¶ #575747
Quoting Jack Cummins
I read so many novels that have been published and they do absolutely nothing for me at all. So, in a way, literature, as well as music and art reveal the complex area between subjectivity and intersubjectivity.


Why did you pick and read 'em ?

Quoting Jack Cummins
Actually, even though when I first listened to the album I could see its beauty, when I listened to it today, I found it rather miserable. The arts do relate to and reveal subjective states.


This is so obvious. Our subjective states of awareness and appreciation change according to context and circumstance.

So, what did 'absolutely nothing for you' before might do 'something for you' in the future...
Either way you learned something.


Jack Cummins August 05, 2021 at 16:01 ¶ #575749
Reply to Amity
As you showed reference to the singer in Purple Mountains, I am wondering about whether you have listened to the album. I had read the reviews and was planning to buy it and, meanwhile, I read about his suicide. I don't know much about his life but it does seem that so many creative artists do attempt or commit suicide. I don't know whether the process of creativity takes people into perilous states or whether some sensitive people are more creative.

I also had a creative writing tutor, who had published novels, who used to joke that it was not possible to become a successful writer without becoming an alcoholic. There does appear to be a tradition of this, including Kerouac and Raymond Carver. I would say that drinking coffee or drinking alcohol seem to affect writing differently. But, I think that coffee works better for stimulating the sharp rationality of philosophy. I think that alcohol does free up the imagination but It is probably best not to follow this route, even if it created a winning entry...


Amity August 05, 2021 at 16:10 ¶ #575750
Quoting Jack Cummins
I am wondering about whether you have listened to the album.


Nope.







Jack Cummins August 05, 2021 at 19:50 ¶ #575845
Reply to god must be atheist
I don't really understand your logic of only making a comment on a story once it has received a vote. It seems like saying that you will only ever take an interest in a song if it is in the charts. But, obviously you can decide on your own rationale for what you wish to comment upon. Personally, I try to read the stories independently of others views and not just on the basis of how they have been voted, especially as no story has received more than 2 votes and half the stories have no votes at present. I thought that the comments were really meant to help the voting process.
180 Proof August 05, 2021 at 23:35 ¶ #575941
Reply to Jack Cummins Ray Carver used to say he regretted giving in to the romantic cliché of the alcoholic writer. That was back in the early 80s when I was a university undergrad in upstate NY, somehow a few friends and I fell into the periphery of a writerly scene with Ray, Tess his wife, Hayden Carruth & Toby Wolff at the center, all struggling against the bottle in one way or another to get their writing done. I became a drinker but never fell for that self-destructive romance because I learned very early on that I wrote like shit on the sauce. Or maybe it was because I'd never pursued writing like my life depended on it – I didn't have that kind of courage – more than a hobby but without the fire in the belly of a genuine vocation. No booze, no drugs, no caffeine to fuel my scribbles, just an insatiable fascination with worlds made of words and the rhythms of sentences.
Jack Cummins August 06, 2021 at 00:10 ¶ #575961
Reply to 180 Proof
I think that a bit of alcohol can help get one started on many projects but I am sure that more people end up becoming alcoholics than writers. I certainly don't drink alcohol daily, but I have used caffeine ever since I used caffeine tablets for writing college essays. But, I do think that it is possible to do studying, writing and other activities without stimulants. Part of it is probably ritualistic and gives a false sense of creativity. I went through a phase of smoking cannabis to write college essays, but I had to edit it because I wrote a lot, but so much was complete rubbish. I think that it is easy when intoxicated to go into flight of ideas, but then, realise later, how it is just this. But, as children we do so much naturally and, probably we still can, but it is easy to think that we need something to go further.

But, even though it may seem stupid discussion on this thread, I think that it is a dilemma and temptation for creativity. I even have a book on my shelf called 'Rapture' by David Punter which looks at the relationship between addiction, states of consciousness and literature. Of course, Jim Morrison spoke of wishing to, 'Break on through to the other side', and it can be enticing, but there are probably many who get lost in the shamanic journeys.

Hanover August 06, 2021 at 01:18 ¶ #575975
I don't drink. It gives me a headache and makes me tired. If I wrote while drinking, it'd just be ornery ramblings, much like someone who was tired and had a headache.
Leghorn August 06, 2021 at 01:51 ¶ #575986
Quoting Jack Cummins
I also had a creative writing tutor, who had published novels, who used to joke that it was not possible to become a successful writer without becoming an alcoholic. There does appear to be a tradition of this, including Kerouac and Raymond Carver.


There were many American poets and novelists and short story writers of the last century who were alcoholics, and not by our contemporary low-bar standards. I think the most famous example would be William Faulkner, a classic binge alcoholic. I believe Hemingway was very prone to drink—and committed suicide.

Quoting Jack Cummins
I would say that drinking coffee or drinking alcohol seem to affect writing differently. But, I think that coffee works better for stimulating the sharp rationality of philosophy.


Of the two uses of alcohol I have heard of, one is for the benefit of the citizenry, one for that of philosophy. Plato, in The Laws, describes how the soldier ought to be forced to drink to excess in order to resist the tendency induced by that beverage to lay down his guard and do or say intemperate things...

...on the other hand, either Leo Strauss, or Allan Bloom, suggested that wine is useful to philosophy in that it frees the soul to seriously consider the contemplation of ridiculous things...like those that were considered in The Republic...or elsewhere.

As far as caffeine goes, I’m like you: I first became acquainted with it as a means to stay awake for exams, or to finish papers for classes in college. It is a great way to overcome the previous night’s occupation in beer or wine.

ArguingWAristotleTiff August 06, 2021 at 02:21 ¶ #575990
Quoting Hanover
I don't drink. It gives me a headache and makes me tired. If I wrote while drinking, it'd just be ornery ramblings, much like someone who was tired and had a headache

I don't drink either because I am allergic to it.
Yet I still have a splitting headache, I am incredibly tired and I am finding my way on my own.
I'm changing my own lightbulbs today.
WTF is the difference?
Lack of appreciation?
Do I want to surround myself with people who celebrate one another as we each come into our own voice?.Damn right I do.
Do I expect it?
Maybe after 30 years? Just a little?
Expectations my friends. Be careful who you set them for and prepared to be disappointed if they were expectations on anyone but yourself.
Negative attitude? Realistic view?


180 Proof August 06, 2021 at 03:25 ¶ #576006
Quoting Jack Cummins
... there are probably many who get lost in the shamanic journeys.

And those who somehow come back again and again realize that traumatic or sublime, weird or psychadelic memories are the voices of the muse which is (mostly) mute when we're drunk or wasted.
_db August 06, 2021 at 04:01 ¶ #576011
Reply to Jack Cummins My experience has been that there is a very thin sweet spot in which alcohol can really boost your creativity, after which it makes it plummet. Marijuana gives me anxiety and makes me stupid, I don't like it, though the smell is nice.
god must be atheist August 06, 2021 at 06:08 ¶ #576029
Quoting Jack Cummins
I don't really understand your logic of only making a comment on a story once it has received a vote.

That's because there is no logic there. You can't understand something that does not exist. So relax, and enjoy.
Benkei August 06, 2021 at 06:23 ¶ #576031


But didn't you study literature?
Benkei August 06, 2021 at 06:39 ¶ #576038
Reply to darthbarracuda Ha, so weird. Might be a leftover from playing the piano, which I can't do well if I've had even only one drink but I write better sober as well.
Jamal August 06, 2021 at 07:54 ¶ #576048
Quoting darthbarracuda
My experience has been that there is a very thin sweet spot in which alcohol can really boost your creativity, after which it makes it plummet.


Reminds me of this:

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Noble Dust August 06, 2021 at 15:11 ¶ #576130
Reply to Benkei

If that's true, then I'd love to see Baden's critiques, even if after the voting ends.
Amity August 06, 2021 at 15:13 ¶ #576131
Quoting Baden
But didn't you study literature?


That question. Who is it addressed to ?

Baden August 06, 2021 at 15:20 ¶ #576134
Reply to Noble Dust

Never formally studied lit at uni. Science and social science were my subject areas.
Noble Dust August 06, 2021 at 15:25 ¶ #576136
Reply to Baden

Never mind then! :naughty:
Baden August 06, 2021 at 15:29 ¶ #576139
Amity August 06, 2021 at 15:44 ¶ #576146
Quoting Baden
Never formally studied lit at uni. Science and social science were my subject areas.


Oh, the question was for you...thanks for clearing that up...I think.
@Benkei's link takes us to a reply from you to me.
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/575676

And the question wasn't there. I thought you might have been asking me...and then thought better of it.



Benkei August 06, 2021 at 15:46 ¶ #576148
Reply to Amity nope, my mistake.
Amity August 06, 2021 at 16:03 ¶ #576157
Reply to Benkei
OK - cos I could tell you a story - if you really, really wanted :wink:
The question took me right back to English class at secondary school.
A failed prelim, and just scraped to a much-needed Higher qualification.

Despite my lifelong love of reading, I had a hellish time with 'English' until a really brilliant and inspiring teacher came along. Saved by an angel :pray: :sparkle:






Noble Dust August 06, 2021 at 16:19 ¶ #576168
My honors English prof in college was a creepy old man notorious for giving everyone horrible grades. Over half the class dropped out; honors kids aren't used to getting bad grades. His line was that he was trying to get us to "think and write clearly." I stuck with it and ended up with a C. One of the most valuable classes I took.
_db August 06, 2021 at 16:33 ¶ #576181
Reply to jamalrob For sure, I program for a living and this is the case.
Benkei August 06, 2021 at 16:36 ¶ #576184
Reply to Amity A short story entry in the making I hear.
Amity August 06, 2021 at 17:00 ¶ #576193
Quoting Benkei
A short story entry in the making I hear.


Oh, I could spin a few yarns with some fiction added, I guess.
Hmmm... :chin:












Hanover August 08, 2021 at 00:52 ¶ #577091
Quoting Noble Dust
stuck with it and ended up with a C. One of the most valuable classes I took.


Probably because it was your highest grade.
Noble Dust August 08, 2021 at 00:55 ¶ #577095
Reply to Hanover

No now because thinking, me, I write. Much more clearly. So no not.
gikehef947 August 09, 2021 at 15:52 ¶ #577894
Reply to Baden
I think the contest should not have consisted of a short novel, but a short philosophical essay. It is my opinion.
Hanover August 09, 2021 at 17:14 ¶ #577921
Quoting gikehef947
I think the contest should not have consisted of a short novel, but a short philosophical essay. It is my opinion.


There's actually a forum category for article submissions. It's not a contest, but it is a place where people can have their prepared philosophical articles posted.
hypericin August 09, 2021 at 19:19 ¶ #577962
Quoting Noble Dust
No now because thinking, me, I write. Much more clearly. So no not.


Mercy C, I see...
Baden August 16, 2021 at 00:04 ¶ #580182
Voting has closed, the results are in: https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/11538/short-story-competition-poll and we have a three way tie! The winning short stories are Flight, Stanley the Reindeer, and Dead Baby Shoes!
Baden August 16, 2021 at 00:24 ¶ #580200
The authors are:


@Hanover
@Baden
@Benkei
@Hypericin
@180 Proof
@Leghorn
@Noble Dust
@god must be atheist
@darthbarracuda
@Jack Cummins
An AI program Benkei found
@tim wood

Feel free to guess wrote what. I'll leave it to the authors to confirm.
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 00:25 ¶ #580201
Quoting Baden
An AI program Benkei found


Seriously?
Baden August 16, 2021 at 00:27 ¶ #580203
Reply to Outlander

Benkei wrote some of it but it counts as the AI's entry. That one was for fun.
Deleted User August 16, 2021 at 00:39 ¶ #580209
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Baden August 16, 2021 at 00:42 ¶ #580210
Reply to tim wood

Taking your numbers, 25-50% of our regular users bothering to read all those stories and vote seems quite high. The percentage of the general population who would do the same is likely considerably lower.
Baden August 16, 2021 at 00:43 ¶ #580211
Anyway, congrats to the winners and have fun guessing. :party:
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 00:53 ¶ #580218
Reply to Baden

Repost author's list as a new thread or include in the OP so it's not all just on some random page?

I'm almost certain Dead Baby Shoes was from one of the mods. It's has the signature scent of the intellectual, often outrageous wry and snark one observes here after a while. Untitled, too. New word I learned, btw. (thanks, tim!)
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 00:57 ¶ #580220
Reply to tim wood

I didn't vote because I wasn't able to read all 12 stories with absolute focus due to my schedule, etc. I'm sure many who didn't vote (and plenty who did) read at least one or more, but unless you read all of them, it wouldn't really be fair nor proper to vote at all. At least, that's my reasoning.
Baden August 16, 2021 at 00:59 ¶ #580225
Reply to Outlander

Putting a notice and link in the OP.
thewonder August 16, 2021 at 01:04 ¶ #580229
@tim wood wrote "Stanley the Reindeer". Guess based off of tone, but I don't really know, also seems not quite like him, though, perhaps like him in retaining anonymity as an author as such. That's what my guess is, anyways.
Baden August 16, 2021 at 01:06 ¶ #580230
Quoting Outlander
unless you read all of them, it wouldn't really be fair nor proper to vote at all. At least, that's my reasoning.


:up:
thewonder August 16, 2021 at 01:11 ¶ #580231
@tim wood has informed me that I am mistaken, which by my posting this here adds some information to this, thereby taking away some of the mystery. I just wanted to guess again and suggest that @tim wood wrote "Hitchhikers".
Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 01:14 ¶ #580233
I wonder what the outcome would have been had the entries been sent to a panel of creative writing experts for evaluation.
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 01:21 ¶ #580234
I'd probably bet money "Untitled" was either one of the mods, hypericin, or 180 Proof.

Definitely hesitant to guess what story was written by AI. If I'm wrong at best it's a slap in the face or at worst a window to existential crisis.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 01:22 ¶ #580235
Quoting Baden
An AI program Benkei found


Wow, this one is the real mystery. Is the literary Turing test solved? Even if @Benkei mucked with it I'm ashamed I didn't spot it.
Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 01:26 ¶ #580239
Quoting Outlander
I'd probably bet money "Untitled" was either one of the mods, hypericin, or 180 Proof.


I’d wager against you that Jack wrote untitled.
Deleted User August 16, 2021 at 01:27 ¶ #580240
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Outlander August 16, 2021 at 01:28 ¶ #580241
Reply to Leghorn

' Widdeneck'. That is an English-sounding town.. good detective work. Also kudos to tim for posting the first proper, full guess. I'm afraid I just don't know the community and its members mannerisms and tones well enough to.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 01:31 ¶ #580243
Reply to tim wood
Remembrance - Tim wood
Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 01:31 ¶ #580244
I’m glad everybody got at least one vote.
Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 01:32 ¶ #580245
Quoting Outlander
I'm afraid I just don't know the community and its members mannerisms and tones well enough to.


Same here.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 01:32 ¶ #580246
Dead baby shoes - Hanover
Deleted User August 16, 2021 at 01:34 ¶ #580247
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hypericin August 16, 2021 at 01:39 ¶ #580250
Quoting Outlander
Also kudos to tim for posting the first proper, full guess


The problem is if you do a proper guess you out your own. I guess you need to swap your own with one you don't know anyway.
Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 01:40 ¶ #580251
Quoting Outlander
Widdeneck'. That is an English-sounding town.. good detective work.


That, yes...but mostly just the general style, which seemed to cry out, “Jack Cummins!”
Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 01:43 ¶ #580255
Quoting tim wood
Weak Foundation - hypericin


Excellent guess!
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 01:46 ¶ #580257
Reply to tim wood To me the wry sense of humor matches
Deleted User August 16, 2021 at 01:47 ¶ #580258
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Hanover August 16, 2021 at 01:52 ¶ #580261
:chin: Quoting tim wood
Hanover does have that! Maybe we'll see.


praxis August 16, 2021 at 04:00 ¶ #580279
We're Not Alone - AI

Dead Baby Shoes - Hanover

Flight - god must be atheist.

Ghost in my Hands - Jack Cummins
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 04:16 ¶ #580281
I only go through phases of participation in this forum, so a lot of these are more or less random guesses.

Dead Baby Shoes - @Hanover
Hitchhikers - @Baden
Good Stew - @Noble Dust
I Never Was - @180 Proof
Flight - @Leghorn
A Weak Foundation - @Benkei
Stanley the Reindeer - @god must be atheist
Untitled - @An AI program Benkei found
Ghosts in my hands - @Jack Cummins
Remembrance - @tim wood
We are not alone - @darthbarracuda
A Short History of the Future of the Expanding Universe - @hypericin

Note: I did not write A Short History of the Future of the Expanding Universe
Pinprick August 16, 2021 at 04:29 ¶ #580284
My guess:

Dead Baby Shoes- @Hanover
Hitchhikers- @180 Proof
Stanley the Reindeer- @Baden
Ghosts in my Hands- @Jack Cummins
I Never Was- @Noble Dust
Untitled- @darthbarracuda
We are not Alone- @hypericin
Good Stew- AI
A Weak Foundation- @god must be atheist
Flight- @Benkei
Remembrance- @Leghorn
Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 04:44 ¶ #580285
Reply to Baden
I was convinced that a few of the authors were people who I have found out did not even enter the contest, so I am a bit lost. So, now my only guess is that @180 Proof wrote 'Hitchhikers'.

A couple of people have guessed correctly that mine was, 'Ghost in My Hands'. Perhaps, the giveaway was the whining voice of the narrator. I would say that the feedback I got was fairly useful for thinking about. What I was interested in really was how people thought that the story ended too soon because I do find it hard to know how much to tie up ends or leave it open. But, I think that the story could have been made a bit longer.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 05:01 ¶ #580289
I really think the AI one was Untitled. It struck an odd chord with me. It was so: This happened. Then that happened. Then this happened.
180 Proof August 16, 2021 at 06:14 ¶ #580300
My only guesses:

"Untitled" - [s]Benkei[/s] (darthbarracuda)
"Ghost in My Hands" - Jack Cummins

*

My favorite is "Dead Baby Shoes" by ??? (Hanover)

Another favorite is "I Never Was" by ??? (Benkei)

I voted for "Remembrance" by ??? (tim wood)

Btw, I wrote "Good Stew".
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 06:33 ¶ #580303
I thought @180 Proof wrote Flight. Dead baby shoes, I think, by @Hanover. @Pinprick it isn't mine. Two people already guessed the AI story correctly. One of them wasn't @hypericin. Nobody had guessed my story yet. I don't dare to venture to guess other writers because I'm not familiar enough with them.

Another special thanks to @Amity who took her (?) time out to take us along how each story affected her.

Hint: I got a compliment from a long standing poster that to me personally meant more than an up vote.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 06:45 ¶ #580306
Quoting Benkei
Two people already guessed the AI story correctly.


Dang it! Makes total sense, but it was too funny, well done Benkei.
javi2541997 August 16, 2021 at 07:08 ¶ #580310
I thought “I never was” was written by @180 Proof but now I am wondering if it was written by @Jack Cummins :chin:
Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 07:14 ¶ #580314
Reply to 180 Proof
I was pretty convinced that you wrote 'Hitchhikers', so I am really surprised that you wrote, ' Good Stew'. I also thought that one was definitely by Kenosha Kid and one was by the Madfool, and one by Shawn. It seems that there are a few surprises
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 07:56 ¶ #580321
I'm as confused as everyone else and tipsy, but I'll throw a few hats in:

Dead Baby Shoes @Hanover - you people are stupid if you don't get this
Remembrance @god must be atheist
Stanley @darthbarracuda
and of course we know Ghosts In My Hands is @Jack Cummins
@Benkei's AI program I would put as the Short History (which made me laugh out loud)
@180 Proof has claimed Good Stew which surprised me, because I had him at Flight

The rest I don't know you enough to know. And I guess I've given enough hints as to what's mine, although so far y'all are way off.
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 08:19 ¶ #580323
Quoting Outlander
I didn't vote because I wasn't able to read all 12 stories with absolute focus due to my schedule, etc. I'm sure many who didn't vote (and plenty who did) read at least one or more, but unless you read all of them, it wouldn't really be fair nor proper to vote at all. At least, that's my reasoning.


I read all of them in one day while at work. I'm not joking; it's not that hard. Maybe that's just an arbiter of me not fitting in with the philosophy crowd here. :up:
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 08:25 ¶ #580326
Quoting Benkei
thought 180 Proof wrote Flight. Dead baby shoes, I think, by @Hanover. @Pinprick it isn't mine. Two people already guessed the AI story correctly. One of them wasn't @hypericin. Nobody had guessed my story yet. I don't dare to venture to guess other writers because I'm not familiar enough with them.

Another special thanks to @Amity who took her (?) time out to take us along how each story affected her.

Hint: I got a compliment from a long standing poster that to me personally meant more than an up vote.


This entire post throws me into an existential crisis.
Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 08:44 ¶ #580330
Reply to Noble Dust
I am more in agreement with you about having gone through the stories really quickly. I saw them come up on my phone while standing at the bus stop, and had done my first read by the time I got off the bus. I do think that I rushed my vote through, and should have given it more careful thought, and I definitely liked @Amitys approach. But, too fast or too slow, in evaluation of stories is the question.
thewonder August 16, 2021 at 08:59 ¶ #580331
Quoting 180 Proof
I wrote "Good Stew".


That was my guess now that I know that @Jack Cummins wrote "Ghost in My Hands".
thewonder August 16, 2021 at 09:02 ¶ #580332
Reply to 180 Proof
I didn't think that you wrote "Ghost in My Hands", but did think that @Jack Cummins wrote "Good Stew".

I still don't know who wrote the "I Never Was", which I voted for because of that it is a literal story within a story.
Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 09:16 ¶ #580334
Apart from the guessing, the other issue is whether we will have to vote again for the three that won, to decide the final winner. I know that there was mention that they could submit another story, but that would take time as they may or not have another one to submit.
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 09:43 ¶ #580340
The AI and I wrote "We're not alone". I'll give some more insight how that worked at a later time.
javi2541997 August 16, 2021 at 09:44 ¶ #580342
Quoting thewonder
I still don't know who wrote the "I Never Was", which I voted for because of that it is a literal story within a story.
41m


I voted this one too :scream:
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 10:04 ¶ #580346
Reply to Noble Dust That's you not fitting in at work. :razz:
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 10:05 ¶ #580347
@Noble Dust Remembrance?
Hanover August 16, 2021 at 11:24 ¶ #580373
Quoting Benkei
The AI and I wrote "We're not alone". I'll give some more insight how that worked at a later time.


Interesting. I went back and looked at my review, and my comment was that it lacked the perspective of a participant, which is consistent with it being AI and not having an actual first person to narrate from. I'm sure an AI program could be designed to do better in that regard, but I remember that entry as being unusual in that it read like a recitation of facts unlike the others.

Now we'll all be on the lookout for the AI trick.

And yes, I wrote Dead Baby Shoes. It was easy. Totally autobiographical.
180 Proof August 16, 2021 at 11:50 ¶ #580377
Quoting Hanover
And yes, I wrote Dead Baby Shoes. It was easy. Totally autobiographical.

:clap: :up: Well done!
Baden August 16, 2021 at 12:41 ¶ #580385
Quoting Pinprick
Stanley the Reindeer- Baden


Well guessed, sir. :100:

Quoting Noble Dust
Dead Baby Shoes Hanover - you people are stupid if you don't get this


:lol:

Wosret August 16, 2021 at 12:51 ¶ #580387
I never read the long ones... still looking forward to see if I guessed correctly. Probably not.
Hanover August 16, 2021 at 13:08 ¶ #580392
Quoting Baden
Stanley the Reindeer- Baden
— Pinprick

Well guessed, sir. :100:


Good work. That one I thought had the most depth. I mean, other than mine.
180 Proof August 16, 2021 at 13:17 ¶ #580393
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 13:25 ¶ #580396
So I ran across an AI that's supposed to be able to write for you. It can't really but it did help with propagating the little creativity I had for a second story and the little time as well. I wrote it in about 2 hours. The idea was barebones: to kill astronauts in space, the idea that it would be a giant cockroach was stolen from the manga Terraformars.

To save time, I thought to use the Apollo mission as a basis, which gave me characters and an opening. Unfortunately, my very superficial reading left huge gaps which were noticed and would've helped the story a lot. I'm actually tempted to rewrite it, with Michael in the right place and a limited viewpoint.

So to give you an idea what the AI text is that was kept in, it's the underlined part.

We’re not alone

"Ignition sequence start..."
"5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... All engines running."
"Lift off! We have a lift off! Thirty-two minutes past the hour; lift of of the Apollo 11."
People across the world held their breath as the first manned mission to the moon launched into space. Minutes later Neil, Buzz and Michael, the three astronauts, were clear of the earth's atmosphere, weightless in outer space. They tested the radio. Confirmed that their guidance converged. Everything was looking good.

The astronauts didn't know what to expect. Everything was new and though professional as they were, their nerves still played up. They were excited. They circled the Earth once and then started on their translunar injection trajectory. The moon became bigger and bigger as they entered an elliptic orbit, to finally land on their second turn. Neil would be the first to leave and step on the greyed out moon with the Earth a small blue ball in the sky.

"That's one small step for a man. One giant... " [u] Neil Armstrong's head spun. He looked over to see what was in the corner of his eye. Something was coming over towards the lunar module. He saw it take shape. He saw it's grotesque, insectoid body. It stepped forward but faster than Neil's eyes could see it shrunk into the shadows. He shook his head and closed the door.

Neil felt the lurch of the spacecraft as it flipped end over end as it landed on its back while he held on for dear life. Neil knew it was about to get ugly. The spacecraft would probably explode, leaving his two compatriots behind.[/u] He had to be quick. Of course, on the off chance there would be alien life, the US army had insisted on taking guns aboard. Neil struggled to open the door but it was stuck from the impact. He pulled with all his might. Michael and Buzz were yelling inside: "What's going on? What's happening?" As Neil finally managed to open the door, Buzz shouted: "Watch out!" But it was too late. A rust-brown antenna whipped around Neil's neck, it's tip breaking the glass face guard. After all his training, Neil reflexively held his breath as he was tossed up towards the Earth, spinning. He wasn't slowing down.

Buzz yelled angrily, realised the danger they were in, aimed the modified M-60 at the window and squeezed the trigger. Glass shards exploded outwards, bullets whipped through the air hitting carapace with dull metallic clinks, like rain falling on a tin roof - with more or less the same effectiveness. A pincer grabbed the window and yanked it out of its hinges with a screech. It casually turned around, aimed and threw it at Neil. It crashed into him and he accelerated further towards Earth.

Michael and Buzz finally saw it as it broke through the doorway. They cried out in unison: "What the fuck!" The insectoid leaped on Buzz, the impact knocking him senseless as the pincers broke bones and tore his ligaments under the loud hiss of his his suit's air escaping. Michael froze and tried to back away but there was nowhere to go. The last thing he saw was a multifaceted reflection of himself in the soulless eye of his enemy. It's mandibles clicked and hissed, as the antenna on his head shot out like a spear, piercing Michael in the stomach. He sagged to his knees. He took out a serrated knife and stabbed at it, but the creature's armour-plated, red exoskeleton was too hard. "No... stop," whispered Michael as he was lifted upside down, sliding on the antenna towards the cockroach's face. Michael's blood dripped on its mandibles, which shuddered to guzzle it into its throat. It casually flung Michael aside with a bone-shattering thud against the wall. As Michael's vision grew dark, he saw it tear off Buzz' arm and drink his blood. It looked at Earth through the tiny porthole. It rasped and clicked again. It carefully pressed a button on the console. And another. Michael faded.
Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 14:59 ¶ #580415
Reply to Benkei
Even though you wrote it in this way, for some time I was expecting it to win because it had a such a cyberpunk effect. I have read a fair amount in the alternative science fiction scene and I think that it would probably be very successful for that genre.
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Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 15:52 ¶ #580432
Reply to Leghorn
I can confirm that I didn't write 'Untitled' because I have already said that I wrote, 'Ghosts in My Hands'. When I used to go to writing groups the facilitator used to often say to each of us, 'Did it really happen?' So, I will say that mine was true and that I threw the bundle of twigs in the river in Putney, but I moved out of the house shortly afterwards. I still live with my lifeline having an end like a fork, so I hope it doesn't mean anything too sinister.
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 16:12 ¶ #580435
Quoting 180 Proof
My only guesses:

"Untitled" - Benkei


Wrong BTW.
180 Proof August 16, 2021 at 16:36 ¶ #580439
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 16:40 ¶ #580442
Quoting Baden
Well guessed, sir. :100:


Good job. :party: Got my vote.
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 16:41 ¶ #580443
Quoting Benkei
Noble Dust Remembrance?


Nope.
bongo fury August 16, 2021 at 16:57 ¶ #580445
Quoting Benkei
He saw it's grotesque, insectoid body.


AI no punctuate. Reassuring.

Shawn August 16, 2021 at 16:59 ¶ #580446
Baden didn't care to win... but could have.

Drink in the belly of the day.
praxis August 16, 2021 at 17:06 ¶ #580449
Quoting 180 Proof
Btw, I wrote "Good Stew".


So did I get the moral of the story about right? (see comments with story)

And whoever wrote Hitchhikers, what's that about?
180 Proof August 16, 2021 at 17:14 ¶ #580450
Reply to praxis Yes, I like the way you put it too.
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 17:15 ¶ #580451
Who the hell wrote Flight??

@Baden you threw me with some of the language in Stanley; I thought it was written by an American, so I had it as calisbury (can never tag them properly) before the list of writers was revealed.
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 17:18 ¶ #580453
Quoting Noble Dust
Who the hell wrote Flight??


Second!
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 17:18 ¶ #580454
Quoting Jack Cummins
So, I will say that mine was true and that I threw the bundle of twigs in the river in Putney, but I moved out of the house shortly afterwards.


Very cool, I wondered about that. I felt like there were some autobiographical elements in other stories too, and there are some in mine as well. :up:
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 17:21 ¶ #580457
Oh yes, and a bitter irony for @180 Proof; before the writers were revealed, one writer for Good Stew that crossed my mind was @Wayfarer. :joke:
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 17:32 ¶ #580462
A Weak Foundation - @Noble Dust
Baden August 16, 2021 at 17:43 ¶ #580464


Reply to Hanover
Reply to 180 Proof
Reply to Noble Dust

Cheers dudes, and kudos on your entries too. The high standard bloody impressed me. Most of all though I'm just relieved not to have been beaten by Hansover. :razz:

Quoting Shawn
Baden didn't care to win... but could have.


One dick vote would have swung it. :sweat:

Quoting Noble Dust
you threw me with some of the language in Stanley; I thought it was written by an American,


I thought it might. :naughty: Glad my American voice was authentic enough not to raise suspicion. Other stuff about the story was a bit dodgy. The feedback was super helpful though and I fixed some of the inconsistencies and over-writing. Many thanks also to @180 Proof for encouraging me to enter in the first place.

Btw, I've decided not to do a run-off because A. We know who some of the authors are now and B. I don't want to add anything that wasn't specified before the competition started. So, fair idea, but maybe for next time.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 17:51 ¶ #580468
Reply to Baden Thanks for setting this up! I really had a blast flexing the old, dormant writing muscle. This format is so much more entertaining and motivating than just writing alone, in the darkness of my thoughts.

Most importantly, when is the next one? Right away, I hope?
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 18:07 ¶ #580470
Reply to praxis

I wrote Hitchhikers. It’s definitely a bit convoluted. But it’s open for interpretation, really. All 3 characters are looking for some sort of of savior; they’re all dreaming of some future state of safety that may or may not exist. The doppelgänger theme was actually the impetus for the whole thing, but maybe it didn’t quite integrate with the other elements.

Really appreciated everyone’s comments!
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 18:17 ¶ #580474
Quoting Baden
Cheers dudes, and kudos on your entries too. The high standard bloody impressed me.


Cheers. :party:
praxis August 16, 2021 at 18:23 ¶ #580478
When the atheist God shows and admits that he’s responsible for Flight then all my guesses will be proved :100:
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 18:29 ¶ #580482
I wrote "I Never Was". It was a plot idea I had been playing with for a while and the little bit of pressure of a contest gave me the juice to write it down: what if the feeling of déjà vu is about time travel but time travel is actually impossible (at least, going back in time)? What would be happening? I didn't want Matrix bullshit glitches, because philosophically I reject the "living in a simulation" crap. Instead, it's a would-be time traveller kicking the bucket and spacetime adjusting for the fact he no longer exists. Simple enough but then you don't have a story, so that's why I came up with the mechanism of the disappearing notebook.
javi2541997 August 16, 2021 at 18:41 ¶ #580490
Reply to Benkei

I voted for your story. To be honest, I liked it because it reminded me of two authors: James Joyce and Samuel Beckett. These two were very good at writing books or plays about time, dreams, awareness, "dejá vú" (as you explained) etc...
When I finished reading your story I thought: "Whoever wrote this he has read Ulysses or Malone Dies previously" :lol:
praxis August 16, 2021 at 18:49 ¶ #580496
Quoting Noble Dust
Oh yes, and a bitter irony for 180 Proof; before the writers were revealed, one writer for Good Stew that crossed my mind was @Wayfarer. :joke:


Woofarer would never portray Gods as vicious cuts. :lol:
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 18:50 ¶ #580498
Reply to praxis
The God Who Isn't Here disappoints you, yet again.

I wrote Flight. One of the most rewarding parts of this was getting to read other people's interpretations. But no one hit on what I was going for, which was a metaphor for our reaction to climate change, with the plane of course being the planet. Even though we are all at least on some level aware of our oncoming doom, most of us (including myself) don't have the courage to truly face it. So instead, in our different ways we turn away, distract ourselves, and otherwise take "flight" from this reality. As the reality becomes more insistent, this effort becomes more desperate (the wife at the end).
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 18:53 ¶ #580500
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 18:57 ¶ #580503
Reply to hypericin Awesome story. Didn't catch it was about the climate crisis but that I thought it was about Covid-19 probably means how we react to crises is sadly universal.

Reply to javi2541997 Thanks! I haven't read those stories or even those writers. I'm a sci-fi and fantasy nerd and haven't read "literature" in at least a decade.
_db August 16, 2021 at 19:07 ¶ #580508
Quoting Pinprick
Untitled- darthbarracuda

Quoting tim wood
Untitled - darthbarracuda


Correct!

Reply to hypericin

I enjoyed Flight the most :up:
thewonder August 16, 2021 at 19:13 ¶ #580512
Reply to Hanover
Ha! Crazy!

Reply to Benkei
Whoa. Cool experiment. I had no idea.

Curious as to who has the writing style for "Hitchikers". I thought that the story itself was a little incoherent, but the descriptions within it were phenomenal.

Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 19:14 ¶ #580514
Reply to hypericin

You have some serious writing chops. :clap: my criticism was how shitty all of the characters were, but that aspect does make more sense in light of the allegory.
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 19:15 ¶ #580515
Quoting thewonder
Curious as to who has the writing style for "Hitchikers". I thought that the story itself was a little incoherent, but the descriptions within it were phenomenal.


Thanks! Twas I. I elaborated a bit just above.
Benkei August 16, 2021 at 19:19 ¶ #580518
Reply to hypericin Also, it reminded me of a small booklet from zizek called "first as tragedy, then as farce".
thewonder August 16, 2021 at 19:21 ¶ #580519
Reply to Benkei
I thought that the thing about the notebook was great, as I have said so numerous times already.

Reply to Noble Dust
Well, mystery solved then. Your commentary adds to it as well, I think.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 19:33 ¶ #580527
Reply to darthbarracuda Thanks!
Reply to Benkei True enough. I'm alternately impressed and annoyed by Zizek, I'll have to check it.
Reply to Noble Dust Thank you! I'm also definitely influenced by the tradition of negativity and cynicism in modernish fiction.
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 19:33 ¶ #580528
Quoting thewonder
Well, mystery solved then. Your commentary adds to it as well, I think.


The feedback on the incoherency is helpful; I'll definitely be editing it and potentially submitting it to some journals for the hell of it. The problem is I do enjoy a little incoherency. :joke: David Lynch, etc. Life doesn't always make sense. I like stories that reflect that.
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 19:34 ¶ #580529
@Benkei are you a Philip K. Dick fan or no?
praxis August 16, 2021 at 19:40 ¶ #580533
Reply to hypericin

Dang! Not right about Flight and I lose the guessing game.

Great concept (that I missed).
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 16, 2021 at 20:00 ¶ #580546
Quoting Noble Dust
Thanks! Twas I. I elaborated a bit just above.


Well done
I voted for The Hitchhikers!
Very nice launch to a full blown book :flower:
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 20:08 ¶ #580552
Reply to ArguingWAristotleTiff

Thanks Tiff!

Quoting ArguingWAristotleTiff
Very nice launch to a full blown book :flower:


:chin: Then I would need a plot...
ArguingWAristotleTiff August 16, 2021 at 20:10 ¶ #580558
Quoting Noble Dust
Then I would need a plot...


Well, my mind continued to imagine after all the words you wrote were consumed. :love:
Noble Dust August 16, 2021 at 20:33 ¶ #580566
So we have:

I Never Was - @Benkei
Good Stew - @180 Proof
Untitled - @darthbarracuda
Stanley The Reindeer - @Baden
We're Not Alone - @Benkei/AI
Hitchhikers - me
Dead Baby Shoes - Handsallover
Flight - @hypericin
Ghosts In My Hands - @Jack Cummins

Which leaves us with

A Short History Of The Expanding Universe
A Weak Foundation
Remembrance

Hmmm...how about

A Short History - @tim wood
A Weak Foundation - @Leghorn
Remembrance - @god must be atheist
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 20:40 ¶ #580573
Reply to Noble Dust

Remembrance - @tim wood He guessed everybody but himself
A Weak Foundation - @Leghorn He clearly said "great guess!" when someone guessed I wrote this one, to throw people off
A Short History - @god must be atheist
Jack Cummins August 16, 2021 at 20:44 ¶ #580578
Reply to Noble Dust
I think that 'A Short History..' is by @god must be atheist
'A Weak Foundation' is by @tim wood
'Remembrance' is by @Leghorn
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 20:55 ¶ #580586
So basically hypericin is the winner, being the only 'civilian'.

I think if @hypericin doesn't mind submitting another story, the mods probably will, and if that seems to be what people want, that would be one way of deciding...
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 21:05 ¶ #580592
Reply to Outlander I would prefer to move on to round 2 of the competition. Unless there is serious $$$ involved determining a single winner is of minor importance.

Though then again I did write a backup story[s](and tried to sneak it in with a sockpuppet)[/s]
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 21:16 ¶ #580598
Reply to hypericin

I hear tell the next one might not be for many months. Also, I'd consider omitting that last sentence.
hypericin August 16, 2021 at 21:26 ¶ #580605
Reply to Outlander I wonder how many people watching from the sidelines would be interested in doing another now. But if it wont be for many months I'm agreeable to do a run off if the other two are interested.
Baden August 16, 2021 at 21:38 ¶ #580610
Quoting hypericin
I'm agreeable to do a run off if the other two are interested.


Quoting Baden
Btw, I've decided not to do a run-off because A. We know who some of the authors are now and B. I don't want to add anything that wasn't specified before the competition started. So, fair idea, but maybe for next time.


Far as I'm concerned, my job is done here. It's been cool but it's enough work for me until next time and I think the outcome is all well and good.



Leghorn August 16, 2021 at 21:54 ¶ #580613
Before I reveal which one I wrote I would like to know who all voted for each of the three remaining of uncertain authorship.
Outlander August 16, 2021 at 22:08 ¶ #580619
Reply to Leghorn

Apparently the three remaining stories/authors are:

A Short History Of The Expanding Universe
A Weak Foundation
Remembrance

tim wood
Leghorn
god must be athiest

..

It was suggested that since tim guessed every story except 'Remembrance' that logically must be his of course he simply could have thrown us a curve ball.

Short History seems spontaneous, loosely constructed, almost silly and haphazard, yet with at least semi-detailed knowledge of science and matter. I guess I'm going with tim wood.

Weak Foundation I haven't read but upon skimming seems to be about relationships without getting too .. emotional as in Remembrance, gonna go with you on that one.

Remembrance is really mushy and sad which though could be simply pandering to a certain genre, seems to involve regret or some sort of incomplete quest for understanding or happiness not found in day to day life. for that, by the name, i'll say god must be athiest.

Shots in the dark perhaps, but all i got.
Leghorn August 17, 2021 at 00:17 ¶ #580697
Well, @tim wood or @god must be atheist must either confess their authorship, or, like I said, those who voted for us three must confess their votes.
praxis August 17, 2021 at 00:27 ¶ #580703
Quoting Leghorn
those who voted for us three must confess their votes.


I voted for the atheist God out of pity, and because I wrote something the other day that upset the poor fellow. I am sorry for that, btw.
Noble Dust August 17, 2021 at 00:30 ¶ #580705
Reply to Leghorn

180 Proof said he voted for Remembrance.
Outlander August 17, 2021 at 00:30 ¶ #580706
Quoting praxis
I am sorry for that, btw.


No you're not. I can tell from how you play chess.
Leghorn August 17, 2021 at 00:40 ¶ #580711
Quoting praxis
and because I wrote something the other day that upset the poor fellow. I am sorry for that, btw.


Where and what was it?
Leghorn August 17, 2021 at 00:56 ¶ #580720
Quoting Outlander
Weak Foundation I haven't read but upon skimming seems to be about relationships without getting too .. emotional as in Remembrance, gonna go with you on that one.


So, you voted without having read all of the story? I must admit I did the same for a couple of them: I just couldn’t stand to read them through—I had read enough. But at least I made the effort!...

...seems like a lot of you didn’t.
praxis August 17, 2021 at 00:59 ¶ #580721
Quoting Outlander
I am sorry for that, btw.
— praxis

No you're not. I can tell from how you play chess.
14m


Truth be told, I am sorry, and voted for Untitled. I’ve always been a sucker for a meaningless saga.

Quoting Leghorn
Where and what was it?


In this topic I think, and that his character stands out like a sore thumb. I don’t know why he took such an offense at that. It could mean that his good character stands out. He is a reasonably intuitive man, however.
_db August 17, 2021 at 01:32 ¶ #580732
Quoting praxis
Truth be told, I am sorry, and voted for Untitled. I’ve always been a sucker for a meaningless saga.


:victory: I was most inspired by Céline, Borges and Houellebecq. Céline especially I adore (not the man, just his literature).
180 Proof August 17, 2021 at 02:16 ¶ #580741
Reply to darthbarracuda :up: Borges & Houellebecq are great, but I substitute William Gass or David Markson – better yet, Samuel Beckett – for Céline.
_db August 17, 2021 at 02:22 ¶ #580743
Reply to 180 Proof I have not read either Gass or Markson, though I'll put those on the list. Beckett for sure is great. But there is something about Céline's use of ellipses and phrases ("lyrical lacework") that I find incredibly pleasurable.
Noble Dust August 17, 2021 at 03:47 ¶ #580755
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Noble Dust August 17, 2021 at 04:11 ¶ #580761
Ahhh @Baden, I was just re-reading Stanley, and your use of "OK" vs. "ok" should have alerted me. :naughty: you got away with it this time.
Noble Dust August 17, 2021 at 04:13 ¶ #580762
Reply to tim wood

"A Visitor"? :chin:

Damn, does our atheist overlord know enough about science to write A Short History? I can see the style matching his, uh, style on the forum.
Pinprick August 17, 2021 at 05:45 ¶ #580775
Shocked @180 Proof wrote Good Stew. That’s the one story I had the hardest time making it through (no disrespect intended).

@hypericin Flight was very close to getting my vote. At first, I didn’t read into it, or even consider it was an allegory, but @Outlander(?)’s post made me think more about it, and my interpretation of it afterwards was really enjoyable.

@Hanover got my vote. In the end it was the most memorable. I enjoyed the humor. But, for future reference, I think it would have been cool to have categories for the voting (I.e. funniest, deepest, best written, etc.).

@Noble Dust I really liked Hitchhikers. I think the sort of “Twilight Zone” vibe worked. It’s surrealism/incoherence didn’t bother me. It felt like it was just descriptive at first about the incident, and then turned into a sort of daydream or the imagination of the driver.

@darthbarracuda I also enjoyed your story. I like that it was unconventional. There was nothing spectacular about the writing style, which fit perfectly for the telling of Auguste’s unspectacular life.

@tim wood Remembrance was nice. Very personal and intimate, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that it was sort of cliche; thinking of a loved one on one’s deathbed. But it did illustrate well how sometimes the people no longer in our lives impact it the most, and how oftentimes this goes unspoken.

@Jack Cummins I think my issue with your story is just about taste. Ghost stories always have that affect on me. But it didn’t strike me as poorly written or anything like that. Just not my cup of tea.

@Baden At times I liked the juxtaposition of happy, cheery holidays and abusive asshole, but at other times it seemed forced. Very well written though.

@Benkei I Never Was sort of falls into the same issue as Jack’s. I just can’t get into Sci-Fi. But, I did think the disappearing notebook was a novel way of writing about time travel.

Congrats to everyone who participated. I thought it was really cool to see everyone’s creative side, and enjoyed the competition. I hope to have something to submit for the next one.
Noble Dust August 17, 2021 at 06:15 ¶ #580780
Quoting Pinprick
I really liked Hitchhikers. I think the sort of “Twilight Zone” vibe worked. It’s surrealism/incoherence didn’t bother me. It felt like it was just descriptive at first about the incident, and then turned into a sort of daydream or the imagination of the driver.


Yes! Love surrealism in all it's forms. We're on the same wavelength. :fire: Thanks. :pray:
180 Proof August 17, 2021 at 09:09 ¶ #580815
Quoting Pinprick
Shocked 180 Proof wrote Good Stew. That’s the one story I had the hardest time making it through (no disrespect intended).

None taken. Apologies for the difficult (mannered) style; thanks for reading the tale anyway.
Benkei August 17, 2021 at 12:55 ¶ #580864
Reply to 180 Proof I actually enjoyed how it was consistent and therefore became immersive. I missed the message praxis picked out of it though. Probably would've voted for it if I had spotted it. :sweat:

hypericin August 17, 2021 at 16:47 ¶ #580916
Reply to Benkei Same, @180 Proof who are your influences for this style?
180 Proof August 17, 2021 at 17:36 ¶ #580930
Reply to Benkei Thanks.

Reply to hypericin Not sure. I was going for a folklore-like feel so unconsciously fantasy (pulp?) writers like Poul Anderson, Michael Moorcock, Octavia Butler, maybe Zora Neal Thurston too. More rewriting is needed to find 'my voice' for this kind of tale. Thanks for asking.

hypericin August 17, 2021 at 17:59 ¶ #580938
Reply to 180 Proof Nice, I was big into fantasy growing up, I've read all three. Your style reminded me of someone else, I can't put my finger on it, maybe Gene Wolfe or someone in that neighborhood.
180 Proof August 17, 2021 at 18:09 ¶ #580945
Reply to hypericin I love Gene Wolfe! He certainly could be an influence – maybe why it wasn't an easier read for most – but, as I say, unconsciously so and not deliberately. Now it occurs to me that I probably was channeling the voice of the narrator from Edward P. Jones' masterful novel of almost two decade ago The Known World. I'll read it again and let you know. I've yet to read his follow-up short story collection though which I have somewhere. Thanks for reminding me! :up:
hypericin August 17, 2021 at 19:05 ¶ #580964
Reply to 180 Proof Always on the lookout for book recommendations, I'll add it to the list.
Benkei August 17, 2021 at 19:08 ¶ #580965
@180 Proof I gotta ask, since this totally surprised me: "Two stories in particular ("I Never Was" & "Dead Baby Shoes") I wish I'd written;"

What was it about my story for you? I felt insecure about it. I have very little time between family life and my new(ish) job so felt this got too little attention. I sent poor Baden three versions because I picked out errors.
Baden August 17, 2021 at 20:15 ¶ #580992
Reply to Benkei

Don't even mention my name after you trashed my story bro'. :lol:

Refrained mostly from comments on stories due to knowing who wrote what and resulting difficulty being objective but fwiw I thought the best written were Good Stew (I got Cormac MCCarthy vibes) and Dead Baby Shoes (Salingeresque), and the most intriguing, Hitchikers and Flight.
Benkei August 17, 2021 at 20:38 ¶ #581002
Reply to Baden Baden. Baden. BADEN. Mushroom. Mushroom. Baden. Baden. WHOAAA SNAKE.





Hanover August 17, 2021 at 20:56 ¶ #581011
Quoting Baden
Refrained mostly from comments on stories due to knowing who wrote what and resulting difficulty being objective but fwiw I thought the best written were Good Stew (I got Cormac MCCarthy vibes) and Dead Baby Shoes (Salingeresque), and the most intriguing, Hitchikers and Flight.


Yours was the most complex and developed on an interpersonal level, with complex motives and behaviors. If it had an ounce of truth, kudos for being vulnerable. If it was just the result of training in creative writing, good work as well.

I'd also say that you suffered from a rules problem, which points to a just god, considering you wrote the rules. You received rave reviews from the outset, so our communistic comrades quickly began spreading out the votes to make sure everyone got a fair helping. Better would have been secret vote totals until the end.

I can see Holden Caulfield in my story now that you point it out. He's gotten a bit more fucked up over the years, but I can see his voice there.
Baden August 17, 2021 at 21:29 ¶ #581024
Quoting Hanover
Yours was the most complex and developed on an interpersonal level, with complex motives and behaviors. If it had an ounce of truth, kudos for being vulnerable. If it was just the result of training in creative writing, good work as well.


It stemmed from the phrase "Soft light on the fur" and originally was the start of an abandoned novella. I worked it into a short story because I needed one I hadn't put online or in a self-published book for the competition. No conscious intention or planning but I kind of like the little world that turned out.

Quoting Hanover
I'd also say that you suffered from a rules problem, which points to a just god, considering you wrote the rules. You received rave reviews from the outset, so our communistic comrades quickly began spreading out the votes to make sure everyone got a fair helping. Better would have been secret vote totals until the end.


We need offline voting for the next one to give us more options. Maybe someone can figure out how to restrict that to members.

Quoting Hanover
I can see Holden Caulfield in my story now that you point it out. He's gotten a bit more fucked up over the years, but I can see his voice there.


Yes, neat and naturalistic. :up:
Baden August 17, 2021 at 21:30 ¶ #581027
Reply to Benkei

That is some addictive shit. :starstruck:
Leghorn August 17, 2021 at 21:30 ¶ #581028
Why don’t we have a poetry competition?
Noble Dust August 17, 2021 at 21:38 ¶ #581029
I think we should have a new competition every month. Poetry, sculpture, filmmaking, thumb wrestling, arm wrestling, naked wrestling...the whole gamut.
180 Proof August 17, 2021 at 21:55 ¶ #581039
Quoting Benkei
What was it about my story for you?

It is a concise, symmetrical, even fractal-like meditation on déjà vu stuck inside a time travel Möbius loop. That's why I had commented
Quoting 180 Proof
So Gödel didn't starve himself, he'd just always thought he'd already eaten. :smirk:

Makes sense if you're familiar with Gödel's time travel speculation and his sad demise. Anyway, a brilliant Borges-like construct that reads effortlessly.

Quoting Baden
I thought the best written were Good Stew (I got Cormac MCCarthy vibes) and Dead Baby Shoes (Salingeresque)

These compliments – suggestive comparisons first to Gene Wolfe and now Cormac McCarthy (another of my all-time favorites!) – are the kind of consolation prizes worth getting with only 1 vote out of 28. :sweat: Thanks, man! Btw, I'd read all the stories in one sitting on the first day and according to my notes on my phone provisionally picked "Stanley the Reindeer" though I voted for "Remembrance" in the end because @tim wood's Biercean flashback (also see my undergrad lit. teacher Tobias Wolff's story "Bullet to the Brain") was too damn good not to get a vote and also because it looked like "Stanley ..." was running away with the damn win right from the get go. Well done, amigo!

Shout out to @Amity for your charitable and patient reviews which had prompted me to reread each story as each was treated to your thorough commentary. I delayed my vote until you'd gone through them all and then until almost the last minute because it still bothers me that we only had a single vote poll rather than weighted voting (& offline / hidden as @Hanover points out) for such a motley group of quality entries.
Baden August 17, 2021 at 22:23 ¶ #581049
Quoting 180 Proof
Shout out to Amity for your charitable and patient reviews


Second that. :clap:
Hanover August 17, 2021 at 22:41 ¶ #581060
Quoting Leghorn
Why don’t we have a poetry competition?


Because there are just so many words that rhyme with Nantucket.
praxis August 17, 2021 at 22:42 ¶ #581061
Quoting 180 Proof
only 1 vote out of 28.


I blame Ozi. I just went back and did a search for "snorted" and there were seven snorts. That damn horse can be a bit irritating.
Pinprick August 17, 2021 at 22:44 ¶ #581063
Reply to Noble Dust
:up:

Reply to 180 Proof
No need to apologize. At the very least it was interesting to read a style I’m not accustomed to.
Leghorn August 18, 2021 at 01:36 ¶ #581127
Quoting Hanover
Because there are just so many words that rhyme with Nantucket.


The only one I can think of is anymancansuckit.
Amity August 21, 2021 at 07:46 ¶ #582343
Well, it's been quite the ride from start to finish. Thanks to all who made this happen.

For me, it was the quickest ever learning experience re short fiction stories and how to 'judge' them.
Knowledge gleaned from posters ( you know who you are !) and also from websites.
I included their links and quotes along the way - for later reference, I can view my 'Comments History'.
It's so easy to lose any 'good stuff' in the various discussion threads. As it is, I can hardly find the 'Short Stories' - the links to which seems to be nested or they individually spread their wings across the Lounge.
[ The direct link:
https://thephilosophyforum.com/categories/37/short-story-competition

While visiting relatives up North (Scotland), I peeked in to follow the 'guessing game' and the authors' comments to each other. Totally fascinating.

I can reveal right now that I only guessed one correctly !
@Jack Cummins's ' Ghosts in My Hands' - how could I not, having participated in some of his thread discussions.

I voted for 'Dead Baby Shoes'. I had @180 Proof in mind as I read and commented.
Even though I knew it was @Hanover who had referenced the original, he had so underplayed his writing abilities, I thought it might have been the source of inspiration for 180. Wrong !
Only Hanover, the author. knows who or what coloured in the characters and their journey.

The only other author I took a stab at guessing was @Wayfarer.
I had an idea that he wrote 'Good Stew' the Sagacious Saga. Probably why I became confused as I read it. Something didn't sit well with re those Bad Gods. However, it felt like only the beginning of a much longer story...things coulda changed. After all 'Nothing is For Sure'...

I had no idea that @180 Proof was the author. It didn't seem like his style - but then again, what the hell do I know !!

As to the other amazing authors who participated. And the sneaky AI gem. Wow :fire:

I got so much more out of the stories by following the afore-mentioned advice.
It's all about reading carefully with patience and trying to understand any 'message'.
Pretty much a lighter version of philosophy's 'Principle of Charity':
https://philosophy.lander.edu/intro/charity.shtml

Of course, I got one spectacularly wrong:
@hypericin's 'Flight'
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/11531/flight

All the stories linger in my mind for one reason or another.
I don't think I understand all the sources of inspiration or how the authors went about the story-making process. Never mind. As long as it all happened. And people gained from it.

I listened to more stories when away. Looking at old B&W photos, recalling - I feel the need to write.
Wonder if I can adapt 'flash-fiction' to genealogy narratives ?
To add colour to the black and whites. How fair/unfair would that be ? I guess 'false memories' take us partly there...

Anyway, thanks again - and I so appreciated the feedback to my comments.
It makes it all worthwhile :sparkle:





Amity August 21, 2021 at 08:11 ¶ #582348
Quoting 180 Proof
I'd read all the stories in one sitting on the first day and according to my notes on my phone provisionally picked "Stanley the Reindeer" though I voted for "Remembrance" in the end because tim wood's Biercean flashback (also see my undergrad lit. teacher Tobias Wolff's story "Bullet to the Brain") was too damn good not to get a vote and also because it looked like "Stanley ..." was running away with the damn win right from the get go. Well done, amigo!...

Shout out to Amity for your charitable and patient reviews which had prompted me to reread each story as each was treated to your thorough commentary. I delayed my vote until you'd gone through them all and then until almost the last minute because it still bothers me that we only had a single vote poll rather than weighted voting (& offline / hidden as @Hanover points out) for such a motley group of quality entries.


Interesting to hear how you made notes on your phone. Had you downloaded the stories there ?
I did it the old-fashioned way and scribbled notes on paper. Unfortunately, the scrawls became a bit more erratic and scrambly so should probably find a better method :smirk:

You and others have a helluva lot of knowledge - 'tim wood's Biercean flashback' and mentioning your undergrad lit. teacher...

I agree re the voting system. 'Too damned good not to get a vote'.
In any kind of competition there are different levels - lightweight to heavyweight, each with a separate 'fight' or flight...so, weighted voting would make sense.

Even though it was an enjoyable experience, I doubt whether I could do the same again re comments.
My neck and shoulders would never forgive me, not to mention my wee grey brain cell... :wink:



Wayfarer August 21, 2021 at 08:13 ¶ #582349
Reply to Amity No, I didn’t submit. I had a short story but it was too long for inclusion.
Amity August 21, 2021 at 08:16 ¶ #582351
Quoting Wayfarer
No, I didn’t submit. I had a short story but it was too long for inclusion.


Sounds like it could have been a sagacious saga after all, no ?
:chin:
Amity August 21, 2021 at 08:31 ¶ #582353
Quoting tim wood
... I second the appreciation given above for Amity's considerable effort in commentary, which like a good sauce almost became the meal in itself. Not easy; well done!


Thanks again to all who left appreciative comments and mentions.
Thought I'd pick this one out. Cos, if I remember correctly, @tim wood thought not to write a story.
Glad you changed your mind :up:
You are right about it being a 'considerable effort' - you know how lazy I can be :wink:

My comments were partly to acknowledge the work involved. Some made it look so easy.
They were all fun to read :party:

-------
Really though, using AI, that was incredible.
Reply to Benkei
Thanks for the explanation. Now, I want a link :nerd:

180 Proof August 21, 2021 at 11:59 ¶ #582435
Reply to Amity "Good Stew" is not my style, just an escapist experiment. In hindsight it's clear now I'd played it safe (to my surprise) which I won't do again. Anyway, thanks for your helpful 'close readings' and charitable commentary across all of the stories. I voted for "Remembrance", btw, because I felt @tim wood's story deserved more love as a piece of writing than it was getting, even though my favorites are @Hanover's brilliantly absurd "Dead Baby Shoes" and @Benkei's clever time machine riff "I Never Was". Also, @Baden threw me off with the heart-tugging "Stanley the Reindeer". Not a bad showing for the site's first Short Story Contest. Any chance you will enter the next time?
Amity August 21, 2021 at 12:09 ¶ #582445
Quoting 180 Proof
Any chance you will enter the next time?


I doubt it.
Even thinking of spending less time on TPF.
I have been distracted from a project I really need to get on with.

Then again:
'Nothing is For Sure'...
Amity August 21, 2021 at 13:32 ¶ #582468
Quoting Wayfarer
(I'm using that excellent writing app Scrivener which is a joy in its own right.


I am looking for something to help write stories based on genealogy and historical research.
For example, male family members in WW1 - to include photos, war records, forms etc.

Do you think Scrivener would be suitable for that ?
How has it helped you ?


Noble Dust August 21, 2021 at 15:44 ¶ #582502
@Amity Thanks for your detailed commentary on all the stories. I liked your speculation in Hitchhikers that Mark died in the car crash. I didn't intend that, but I think i't s a valid interpretation. :up:
Amity August 22, 2021 at 08:01 ¶ #582722
Reply to Noble Dust
It was a pleasure and I'm glad you have replied to one of my speculations. I wish more would do that.

I reckon that:
1. All authors should return to their stories to claim authorship ! Instead of @Baden...
2. There, the follow-up answers to comments would be a natural continuation. And not lost in this general discussion.

But we're here now...so, a simple link back:
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/11520/hitchhikers

Your story was most intriguing with beautiful descriptions - I mentioned one which I thought was of a 'portal'. It began: Quoting Noble Dust
A mirage-like glow was emanating in a perfectly straight line from two feet above his windshield all the way down to one foot above the ground...


Could you say more about that ?
I think it must have been the most difficult 'vision' to share with a reader.

Quoting Noble Dust
I liked your speculation in Hitchhikers that Mark died in the car crash. I didn't intend that, but I think i't s a valid interpretation.


Ah, OK... so another journey ahead... :cool:

Quoting Noble Dust
I’ve been waiting all my life for this, yes, for one moment out of a million, that one time that something new happens, the sort of thing you were always reading about, already reading about before I could read, reading about how in one single fell swooping motion everything could change, from the beginning to the end, your entire consciousness just swooped out from bellow you like an eagle catching a rat, just totally gone, but gone in the best way...
— Hitchhikers


This was also picked out by @Nils Loc - it made quite an impact. Where did that come from ?
Imagination or experience ?

Quoting Amity
I don't think I understand all the sources of inspiration or how the authors went about the story-making process. Never mind. As long as it all happened. And people gained from it.


I think only one person mentioned their writing process, the practical aspects of. That was @Wayfarer and he isn't even one of the authors !! It would seem that Scrivener would meet all writing needs...

https://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener/overview

Quoting literatureandlatte - scrivener overview
Research within reach
Need to refer to research? In Scrivener, your background material is always at hand, and you can open it right next to your work. Write a description based on a photograph. Transcribe an interview. Take notes about a PDF file or web page. Or check for consistency by referencing an earlier chapter alongside the one in progress.


Might give it a go.
Wayfarer August 22, 2021 at 08:05 ¶ #582723
Reply to Amity scrivener is amazingly cool although it’s rather Mac-centric, there is a Win version but it was first created on Mac. (I’m getting pangs of guilt again, need to get back to my manuscript.) That said, I found Scrivener easy to learn because I’ve been a technical writer for 15 years and it’s similar to tech writing platforms like Author-IT and Robohelp. It might have a bit more of a learning curve if you’re not familiar with those kinds of apps, but it’s well worth it.
Amity August 22, 2021 at 08:16 ¶ #582731
Quoting Wayfarer
(I’m getting pangs of guilt again, need to get back to my manuscript.)


What a Sunday Sinner you are :naughty:
So many damned distractions.

I need to return and revive my dead relis. I would like to write at least one story for my Uncle's 85th.
That of his Dad, my Grandad who I never met and who died when Uncle was very young.
We both hadn't a clue until recently what he went through...in WW1...

Scrivener might help - but I would need the Win version.
Thanks, and now - no excuses - right on :cool:

180 Proof August 22, 2021 at 09:44 ¶ #582753
Quoting Amity
I reckon that:
1. All authors should return to their stories to claim authorship ! Instead of Baden...
2. There, the follow-up answers to comments would be a natural continuation. And not lost in this general discussion.

1. I agree.
2. Yes, thanks for reminding me. Today I'll begin following-up.

Btw, I reposted my story so I can edit the working draft maybe in response to the comments. @Baden if there is a better place to repost the story so I can update it with new drafts, even lengthen it, point me there or move it. Seems awkwardly placed in the middle of its own comment section. Thanks.
Prishon August 23, 2021 at 14:49 ¶ #583386
Quoting Baden
wrote


Will there be a new one? I got some nice ones in my head still.
Baden August 23, 2021 at 15:05 ¶ #583394
Reply to 180 Proof

Reckon it's ok. Seems logical to keep comments and rewrites in one thread. I'll rename the threads to credit the authors though.
180 Proof August 23, 2021 at 15:07 ¶ #583396
Baden August 23, 2021 at 21:35 ¶ #583533
Reply to Prishon

Intend to do another at Christmas. :up:
Prishon August 23, 2021 at 21:40 ¶ #583535
I regognize that small picture upperleft near Wilders picture. Is it a Greek thing? A Greek female physicist used it as an avatar (on bloody physics Stack Exchange, excuse the word). It was called a f....????
Prishon August 23, 2021 at 21:41 ¶ #583537
Great to know a new contest arrives. Untill now, I like this site very much@
Jack Cummins August 26, 2021 at 22:44 ¶ #585199
Reply to Baden
As far as I can see this gives us a useful guideline for submitting and motivating for writing stories. I wrote one which is probably completely gobbledegook. I am not that worried and even if I don't submit a story, I feel that the idea of a goal of a contest in December is useful because sometimes writing with no foreseeable way of sharing writing is a reason to give up writing. So, the way I see it, is that the idea of a future sharing of stories is useful as a way of motivating and inspiring us in writing, which can often be a lonely pursuit, of writing in notebooks.
Baden August 27, 2021 at 20:26 ¶ #585595
Caldwell September 03, 2021 at 04:27 ¶ #588610
Quoting ArguingWAristotleTiff
Maybe you could help me encourage the submissions :flower:


Hi Tiff,

Sorry. I was absent for a while. Yes, once I get out of this rut. Sorry, I'm just not myself lately.
ArguingWAristotleTiff September 03, 2021 at 13:47 ¶ #588715
Quoting Caldwell
Sorry. I was absent for a while. Yes, once I get out of this rut. Sorry, I'm just not myself lately.


No need to be sorry but I am hoping life will change and work with you, not against you.
Easy for me to say, I get it. Because as I hope for you, I myself feel like a battered peace flag in the middle of a slow moving hurricane.
:pray:

I was tossed a life saver in the power of the word "temporary" that all of THIS is temporary.
I'm not holding my breath.
Shawn September 03, 2021 at 22:59 ¶ #588971
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Jamal November 10, 2021 at 20:03 ¶ #619009
I wrote a story. When’s the next competition happening?
180 Proof November 10, 2021 at 23:57 ¶ #619134
Quoting jamalrob
I wrote a story. When’s the next competition happening?

Hey @Baden :party:

[i]"Put on your red shoes
And dance the blues ...
Let's sway!"[/i]
Jamal November 11, 2021 at 05:33 ¶ #619233
Bring it on folks!
Outlander November 11, 2021 at 09:30 ¶ #619254
Hard to believe this was 3 months ago. I should probably stop drinking.
Baden November 11, 2021 at 20:13 ¶ #619431
Reply to 180 Proof

Hehe, that was one of two songs I remember listening to today after you posted that but before I read it. The other one I dedicate to @Hanover.

Baden November 11, 2021 at 20:17 ¶ #619434
Reply to jamalrob

Think I promised something for Christmas . Silly me...
Hanover November 11, 2021 at 21:10 ¶ #619449
Quoting Baden
Think I promised something for Christmas . Silly me...


I've been toying with some ideas for my next story. Maybe I'll write about a dead baby with no feet. That's sadder than a dead baby with no shoes.

"Baby feet for sale. Never walked on."

Damn! I gave my story idea away. Now I'll have to come up with something else.
180 Proof November 12, 2021 at 00:04 ¶ #619500
Reply to Hanover :lol:

Reply to Baden

[i]"Just like the
Old man in
the book by Nabokov"[/i] :smirk:
I like sushi November 29, 2021 at 06:53 ¶ #625368
When is the deadline for competition? Has it gone by already?
Jamal November 29, 2021 at 07:02 ¶ #625370
Reply to I like sushi No, the deadline is late December I think.

This is the current thread: https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/12143/holiday-short-story-competition-discussion
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 04:15 ¶ #642143
Now that that thread is closed and voting is over, we can come back here and guess the authors. I’ll wait before posting my guesses because I know the long-term membership better than most.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 04:25 ¶ #642150
Now I definitely agree that the voting system has to be changed. That several stories got nothing while The Ballad of Marco got three is crap. I hope people are not put off participating next time.
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 04:29 ¶ #642151
My post is gonna be stupid as I have no idea who wrote what:

Visitations -- this can only be Hanover.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 04:31 ¶ #642152
Reply to Caldwell Interesting. I voted for that one, but I’m sure the author is @Noble Dust, although I wasn’t sure for a long time.
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 04:33 ¶ #642153
Reply to jamalrob Are you sure Noble Dust wrote it? Maybe ND wrote it, but Hanover submitted it.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 04:34 ¶ #642154
Reply to Caldwell You’re implying some kind of shadowy conspiracy? :wink:
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 04:35 ¶ #642155
Quoting jamalrob
You’re implying some kind of shadowy conspiracy? :wink:

I'm thinking it's Hanover all along.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 04:36 ¶ #642156
Reply to Caldwell Time will tell…
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 04:41 ¶ #642158
Amnesis -- @TheMadFool wrote this. If the Fool didn't write it, then @schopenhauer1 did.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 04:46 ¶ #642159
I won’t yet reveal my guesses for the others I’m sure of, but here are some I’m not sure of:

“Amnesis”: Wayfarer
“Felice”: really not sure. Praxis? I thought it was Baden originally.
“Oscar and the Coconut”: 180 Proof

I haven’t got a clue about “Common Things” or “Christmas Doing”.
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 04:58 ¶ #642160
Quoting jamalrob
“Amnesis”: Wayfarer

I disagree. @Wayfarer is a tight writer, lol.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 04:58 ¶ #642161
My guesses for now:

The Christmas That Was Not - @jamalrob
A Cross For Maria - @Baden
Felice - @180 Proof
A Christmas Valentines Day Love Story - @Hanover
Common things - @god must be atheist
Oscar and the Coconut - @Shawn
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 04:59 ¶ #642162
Quoting jamalrob
Amnesis”: Wayfarer


:chin: seems to skew a bit nihilistic for wayfarer
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:05 ¶ #642164
Quoting Noble Dust
seems to skew a bit nihilistic for wayfarer


I didn't read it as nihilistic.

Quoting Noble Dust
The Christmas That Was Not - jamalrob
A Cross For Maria - @Baden
Felice - @180 Proof
A Christmas Valentines Day Love Story - @Hanover
Common things - @god must be atheist
Oscar and the Coconut - @Shawn


"The Christmas That Was Not": disagree. My guess is @god must be atheist
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:10 ¶ #642165
"The Key": Another author I can't identify, but I'll guess Caldwell
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 05:10 ¶ #642166
Quoting jamalrob
"The Key": Another author I can't identify, but I'll guess Caldwell

hahaha! This is so much! fun.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:13 ¶ #642167
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:19 ¶ #642169
With "Amnesis", I'm going partly by circumstantial evidence. Wayfarer said he had been writing a science fiction novel, and said he might enter the competition with a small snippet from it. Also, it has the cosmic scale and philosophical orientation that I'd expect from him.
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 05:20 ¶ #642171
Reply to jamalrob
In that case, he submitted a rough draft. An unfinished one, too. He wrote it in 30 minutes.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:24 ¶ #642173
Reply to Caldwell There's one mistake as far as I can recall ("the bailiff rose from his seat" then "It unfurled a scroll, and its voice boomed.") but otherwise looks good to me. What am I missing?
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:29 ¶ #642176
Reply to Caldwell

Are you an author? You can of course ignore the question.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:30 ¶ #642177
Quoting jamalrob
I didn't read it as nihilistic.


Maybe I went too far there; but the end of the human race (am I remembering the story right/wrong?) didn't feel like @Wayfarer. The sci-fi of course did, though, so you could be right, especially if it's a snipet of his larger work.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:31 ¶ #642178
Quoting jamalrob
"The Christmas That Was Not": disagree. My guess is god must be atheist


It was so very Russian...
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:32 ¶ #642179
Reply to Noble Dust :lol: I reckon he was trying to throw people off with that. But as it went along it became Hungarian, as I recall.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:32 ¶ #642180
Quoting jamalrob
"The Key": Another author I can't identify


Same. @tim wood perhaps?
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:32 ¶ #642181
Reply to jamalrob

Ah yes, so very Hungarian.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:33 ¶ #642182
Reply to Noble Dust Also the style looked the same as gmba's previous entry.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:34 ¶ #642183
Reply to jamalrob

I found Gmba's style the first time around a bit feverish but funny, which is the vibe I got on Common Things. Wait, am I remembering this wrong? Hold on.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:35 ¶ #642184
No, I remembered it right.

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:36 ¶ #642185
Anyway, now you know it wasn't me, but I won't give any more away about which one was mine.
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 05:37 ¶ #642186
Quoting jamalrob
There's one mistake as far as I can recall ("the bailiff rose from his seat" then "It unfurled a scroll, and its voice boomed.")

That was not a mistake. The writer was consistent in his/her reference to the bailiff.

Quoting jamalrob
What am I missing?


See below: For example --
Quoting Baden
The court has come to a decision!

The human swallowed, her throat dry.

Wayfarer would not use the word "court" (maybe "council", something, but not court).
The human is anxious -- Wayfarer would not describe it as plain as this. Something stronger could be said here.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:39 ¶ #642188
The one that I really have no clue on is What I Found In A Storage Locker.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:40 ¶ #642189
Reply to Caldwell It's really interesting, the way other people read things.

Interesting, but wrong :wink:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:40 ¶ #642190
Quoting Noble Dust
The one that I really have no clue on is What I Found In A Storage Locker.


Same here. I'll say Benkei.
Caldwell January 13, 2022 at 05:42 ¶ #642191
Quoting jamalrob
Interesting, but wrong :wink:

No comment. :cool:
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:43 ¶ #642192
Reply to jamalrob

Ah, that's a good guess actually.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:43 ¶ #642193
Visitations could be @hypericin?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:44 ¶ #642194
I'm sticking with @Michael for "The Ballad of Marco"

Reply to Noble Dust Now I'm confused. I'm not falling for it though.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:47 ¶ #642195
Quoting jamalrob
I'm sticking with Michael for "The Ballad of Marco"


:up:

If you're convincing me you're not The Christmas That Was Not, then I have no clue what you wrote. I don't even know if @hypericin participated. He could be Plum Pie. I could be Plum Pie. I could be Oscar.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:49 ¶ #642196
Quoting Noble Dust
convincing me you're not The Christmas That Was Not


Or am I? :joke:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 05:50 ¶ #642197
Plot twist: Plum Pie was the latest Marco sockpuppet.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:54 ¶ #642199
Reply to jamalrob

Bahhh

Quoting jamalrob
Plot twist: Plum Pie was the latest Marco sockpuppet.


Wa-wa-wa-w
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 05:58 ¶ #642202
Last time around @Baden made a list of authors before we began the guessing game. Might be a little late, but it could be fun to see that? No worries if he's counting sheep at the moment.

If @180 Proof isn't Felice I could put him at The Key, although that one felt more like something written by someone who grew up in the 80's or 90's... :chin:
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 06:01 ¶ #642203
Or perhaps @180 Proof is our winner with Plum? I just found the style so different than Good Stew last time.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 06:05 ¶ #642208
Quoting Noble Dust
more like something written by someone who grew up in the 80's or 90's


Good point. 180 is clearly much, much older than that.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 06:09 ¶ #642210
Reply to jamalrob

Maybe I have my math all wrong :groan:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 06:10 ¶ #642212
Quoting Noble Dust
Last time around Baden made a list of authors before we began the guessing game


Outlander, john27, and Athena were posting comments about the competition, so maybe they were authors.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 06:16 ¶ #642214
I still think 180 wrote Oscar, because I think he wanted to write something completely different from last time, and the style is unique, like 180, and a bit mad (with respect :grin:).
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 06:16 ¶ #642215
Reply to jamalrob

Aha! Good to know. I don't know any of them well on here, but I'll be curious to see how they may fit in. :up:
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 06:19 ¶ #642216
Reply to jamalrob

Interesting. I found Oscar a little clunky, which for me doesn't track with 180's Good Soup, which was well written albeit a bit long.

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 06:22 ¶ #642219
Reply to Noble Dust I took that to be a stylistic choice, perhaps for comic effect. I didn't comment on it because I couldn't quite get my head around it.

Stew, I believe.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 06:35 ¶ #642224
By the way, thanks to @Baden for running it again. It's been a lot of fun and it's made my first foray into fiction a very pleasant experience.
Pinprick January 13, 2022 at 06:35 ¶ #642225
@Baden @jamalrob

Can we get a list of authors that entered the contest?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 06:36 ¶ #642226
Reply to Pinprick Only Baden knows the authors, so he'll probably post a list when he's back later.
Pinprick January 13, 2022 at 06:37 ¶ #642227
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 07:28 ¶ #642243
Difficult

The Christmas That Was Not - @jamalrob
A Cross For Maria - @John
Felice - @180 Proof or Caldwell
A Christmas Valentines Day Love Story - @Hanover
The First Plum of the Season - @Baden
Visitations .... @Nils Loc
Amnesis .... Baden, or some environmentally conscious poster? edit: nahh Amnesis is not Baden.
Common things...,
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 07:31 ¶ #642245
Plum Pie... could be 180 Proof, but somehow I think not... too stylistic for me... Plum Pie... Noble Dust?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 07:41 ¶ #642246
Quoting Tobias
Difficult


Yeah, except for three or four it's more difficult than I expected.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 07:43 ¶ #642247
For a long time I thought "A Cross for Maria" was by Noble Dust, but now I know the truth.

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 07:50 ¶ #642248
Now I'm thinking "Amnesis" was Caldwell and she was just throwing me off the scent before, at the same time as being self-critical.
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 08:00 ¶ #642250
I wonder if T Clark wrote anything... if so I could put him near Felice or Plum Pie too. I find Plum Pie difficult because of the oddity of first seeming like it is set in a English Hamlet and later in an area in which 17 lane highways exist.

Amnesis... I also find it something for Benkei perhaps. Let me look at the legalese.... ;)
Edit: Could be. I find the gods exceedingly petty in the story. It is like some sort of inverted Nietzsche instead of the eternal recurrence of all things we find the instantaneous nothingness of all thinks.
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 08:13 ¶ #642253
Quoting jamalrob
Outlander, john27, and Athena were posting comments about the competition, so maybe they were authors.


Good point. Now I put Athena at Amnesis.
Than Plum may well be Caldwell, if Clark or Proof wrote Felice. I find it difficult to pin Plum to anyone. Proof could be, but he made a comment comparing it to Borges more or less. Even Proof could not have that kind of audacity could he?, if it was his own work... ;)
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 08:15 ¶ #642254
Quoting Tobias
Even Proof could not have that kind of audacity could he?


I wouldn't be so sure :grin:
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 08:17 ¶ #642255
Hence the question mark Jamalrob.... it is hard to be sure of anything in the world of fiction...
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 08:19 ¶ #642256
In any case, the suspense is killing me.
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 08:21 ¶ #642257
It is mind boggling so it is, mind boggling!
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 08:26 ¶ #642260
Reply to Tobias Yes, I'm discombobulated.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 08:54 ¶ #642267
I'll post an author list soon but you guys are doing great with the guessing so far. :up:
Jack Cummins January 13, 2022 at 09:33 ¶ #642271
Reply to Baden
I think that@180 Proof wrote the winning entry because it did remind me of his previous entry. I did vote for it, not because I thought that he wrote it but because it stood out as extremely distinct. Of course, I could be wrong as my guesses were way out last time. I am sorry that I haven't paid much attention to the competition this time. I simply had too much stress, but the entries were definitely worth reading.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 09:36 ¶ #642273
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 09:38 ¶ #642274
Wow, Paul too :grin:
Baden January 13, 2022 at 09:38 ¶ #642275
Quoting Noble Dust
No worries if he's counting sheep at the moment.


Sorry, I fell asleep roughly the second I closed the poll. :smile:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 09:38 ¶ #642276
Here's my guesses:

A cross for Maria:@180 Proof
The Christmas That Was Not:@god must be atheist

That's it so far actually.

( :naughty: )
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 09:40 ¶ #642277
Ah, so @Tobias entered a story. "Felice", maybe.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 09:44 ¶ #642278
Quoting jamalrob
Wow, Paul too :grin:


Was cool to see the originator of the whole idea show up. :cool:

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 09:45 ¶ #642279
Reply to Baden Yes indeed.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 09:46 ¶ #642280
Quoting jamalrob
Now I definitely agree that the voting system has to be changed. That several stories got nothing while The Ballad of Marco got three is crap. I hope people are not put off participating next time.


Agree, and that's no offence to the author of The Ballad who entered as a lighthearted joke. I think it may partly have to do with my request that everyone read all the stories before voting and the fact that there were more of them. But, yes, the system didn't hold up well this time.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 09:47 ¶ #642281
Visitations:@Athena
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 09:49 ¶ #642282
Quoting Baden
no offence to the author of The Ballad who entered as a lighthearted joke


Yeah, it was actually well-written and fun for what it was. More the fault of the system as you say.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 09:51 ¶ #642284
Reply to Jack Cummins Hope you enter next time Jack.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 09:56 ¶ #642287
@Baden

Quoting jamalrob
Yeah, it was actually well-written and fun for what it was. More the fault of the system as you say.


Not to mention that faulty word counting machine you had to use.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 10:05 ¶ #642290
Reply to jamalrob

You mean my brain, yeah. :grimace: :lol: Live and learn, still looking for volunteers to do the [s]stuff I don't want to do[/s] vetting next time.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 10:08 ¶ #642291
Quoting Baden
still looking for volunteers


I nominate Michael.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 10:09 ¶ #642293
Reply to jamalrob

:clap: :clap: :lol:
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 16:51 ¶ #642384
I did not vote, I have not looked at the table. Maybe I should have because I have one clear favorite, Felice. :100: :clap: By now I am quite certain about the author,
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:04 ¶ #642386
Yes, I'm changing my guess for "Felice". Reckon it was 180 Proof.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:04 ¶ #642387
Quoting jamalrob
Yes, I'm changing my guess for "Felice". Reckon it was 180 Proof.


I agree :up:
Guess: you wrote The Christmas That Was Not
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:06 ¶ #642388
Quoting Tobias
I did not vote,


Terrible admission :down:
But I think you might be the winner :up:

Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:08 ¶ #642389
Reply to jamalrob
Michael - because he was the Marco madman ? :naughty:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:11 ¶ #642390
Quoting Noble Dust
Oscar and the Coconut - Shawn


Yes, I thought that was by Shawn as well. Hmmm...

Guess: I think you the author of Visitations.
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 17:12 ¶ #642392
@Amity I do not think you are right about that last call.... which only leaves the thumb down.... :cry: ... ;)
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:15 ¶ #642393
Reply to Tobias
:cry:
It was the European and recipe foodie vibe that made me do it.

I voted for this one - thought it was Wayfarer. Last time I thought it was W, turned out to be 180 proof.
180 ?
Next up ?
I haven't a clue. No change there. Not Hanover ?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:18 ¶ #642395
Quoting Amity
Guess: you wrote The Christmas That Was Not


:zip:
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 17:18 ¶ #642396
Quoting Amity
It was the European and recipe foodie vibe that made me do it.


No worries... hey, not a bad story at all to be associated with :)
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:22 ¶ #642397
Quoting jamalrob
I still think 180 wrote Oscar, because I think he wanted to write something completely different from last time, and the style is unique, like 180, and a bit mad (with respec


I think Oscar is an early Baden.

Edit: No, I meant Common Things by Baden.
Oscar is by GMBA, right ?
I'm really good at this guessing game :chin:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:25 ¶ #642399
Reply to Amity Just want to point out that I changed my 180 guess to "Felice" and completely disavow my earlier stupid guess.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:26 ¶ #642401
Quoting jamalrob
Just want to point out that I changed my 180 guess to "Felice"


I know and I agreed:
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/642387
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:27 ¶ #642402
Reply to Amity I know. I wanted to point it out to others :smile:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:28 ¶ #642403
Reply to jamalrob :roll:

Any clue as to Maria ?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:29 ¶ #642404
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:30 ¶ #642405
I'm joking. I have my suspicions but I'd rather not say.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:32 ¶ #642406
Quoting praxis
Amnesis – 180 Proof


Actually I'm feeling almost convinced by this.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:38 ¶ #642408
Reply to jamalrob
Oh, I bloody well give up !
I was beginning to think that Amnesis was written by Tobias...
:groan:





Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:39 ¶ #642409
Reply to jamalrob
Maria by Hanover, yes ?!
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:43 ¶ #642411
Reply to Amity On the basis of the balls and urine, maybe. But no, Hanover wrote the Christmastime Valentine's Day one, of that I'm as sure as sure can be.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:45 ¶ #642412
Reply to jamalrob
I thought that was too obviously SEXY and he would've been more subtle :smirk:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:47 ¶ #642413
Reply to jamalrob
OK then, Maria is by GMBA - although I edited a previous post to reckon Oscar's was his.
Goddammitall2bits...
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 17:47 ¶ #642414
Quoting praxis
Amnesis – 180 Proof


Nahh, it is inconsistent. Why would you go through the whole ritual of court and punishment and subsequently make everyone present forget it ever happened? Not something 180 Proof would do. At least I reckon...

@Amity You are right with the foodie vibe... making a bouillabaisse to cheer me up, seldom fails to do so.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:49 ¶ #642415
Quoting Tobias
You are right with the foodie vibe... making a bouillabaisse to cheer me up, seldom fails to do so.

Is that a clue to the story ? This is giving me a headache :groan:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:50 ¶ #642416
Quoting Amity
GMBA


Definitely the Christmas that was Not.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:52 ¶ #642417
Reply to jamalrob
Really ?
So I'm wrong about it being by you ? You cannot be serious...
Don't tell me you are Plum person !!
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 17:53 ¶ #642418
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:54 ¶ #642420
Reply to jamalrob
:naughty: :rage: :nerd:
Tobias January 13, 2022 at 17:57 ¶ #642421
Quoting Tobias
You are right with the foodie vibe... making a bouillabaisse to cheer me up, seldom fails to do so.


Perhaps... ;)
Amity January 13, 2022 at 17:59 ¶ #642422
Quoting Baden
The authors to be guessed are: Tobias, @Hanover, @god must be atheist, @jamalrob, @Michael, @Noble Dust, @Paul, @180 Proof, @_db, @Baden, @john27, @RogueAI, @ucarr, @Athena


So far, so... :chin:

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:03 ¶ #642425
Reply to Amity If @Paul hadn't commented on Amnesis in the way he did, I'd now say that might be him. "The kind of thing I'd write" or something like that.

On the other hand, maybe that was fiendish deception :chin:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:11 ¶ #642427
Quoting jamalrob
On the other hand, maybe that was fiendish deception


There's a lot of it about :naughty:
Changing thoughts re author of Plum continuously.
Now think it by Baden.
Papa dead. Da-da !

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:14 ¶ #642429
It's interesting that ease of author identification is not just a function of how long I've been reading their posts on TPF and before. I've been reading 180's posts as long as Hanover's, and longer than GMBA's, but unlike them (and probably me), he writes in a very different style when he does fiction. Same with Baden.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:14 ¶ #642430
Quoting Amity
Changing thoughts re author of Plum continuously.
Now think it by Baden.
Papa dead. Da-da !


Interesting.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:18 ¶ #642433
Quoting jamalrob

180...he writes in a very different style when he does fiction as opposed to TPF posts.

Yes, he is flexible and at ease no matter what style...
Well done him :cool:

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:19 ¶ #642435
Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:21 ¶ #642436
If I had to pick the three I was most impressed with, it would be Visitations, Plum Pie, and Felice, and I voted for one of those. I considered not voting because I know the authors (I didn't vote the last time), but I was sure enough my vote wouldn't affect the outcome to do so this time.

Quoting Amity
Now think it by Baden.


Nope. :smile:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:23 ¶ #642437
Reply to Baden
So, it's jamalrob :up:
And I was right with 'Common Things', yes ?
Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:24 ¶ #642439
Reply to Amity

:zip: :zip:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:24 ¶ #642440
Reply to jamalrob
Damn you :naughty:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:25 ¶ #642441
Reply to Baden
Yay, I got the winner :100: :party: :fire:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:25 ¶ #642442
Reply to Amity I'm too confused now to remember which one I wrote.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:26 ¶ #642443
Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:26 ¶ #642444
Reply to Amity
The author's get to out themselves when they want. :smile: Being honest, I thought (some) authors could be identified fairly easily on a geographical process of elimination combined with a reading of their comments. But I think only one person guessed my story so far.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:29 ¶ #642446
Quoting jamalrob
I'm too confused now to remember which one I wrote.


I know the feeling, the me that wrote my story may have been an impostor returned from the past to fuck with my present. :scream:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:30 ¶ #642447
Reply to Baden
OK. That's it. I'm done.

Reading their comments, hah.
They're all sly and wily worms, so they are !
But I thank every one of them.
This has been brill :cool:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:30 ¶ #642448
Funny that all it took was some Russian names to make people think "The Christmas That Was Not" was me. I wonder if that was intentional on the author's part.

Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:30 ¶ #642449
Anyway, @Noble Dust, well done, you got me bang to rights, mate. :up:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:32 ¶ #642450
Reply to Baden
A Cross for Maria ?

Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:33 ¶ #642452
Reply to Amity

Correct.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:35 ¶ #642453
Reply to Baden
Congratulations !
I loved that. Has never left my mind... :fire:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:35 ¶ #642454
"Visitations" Noble Dust
"A Cross for Maria" Baden
"A Christmastime Valentine's Day Love Story" Hanover
"The Christmas That Was Not" god must be atheist
"The Ballad of Marco" Michael

180 is too much of a literary chameleon for me to guess his.

Otherwise, I don't know. I thought I would've recognized more of them.

OK I give up now.
Baden January 13, 2022 at 18:36 ¶ #642455
Reply to Amity

Appreciate your kind words. :smile:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 18:37 ¶ #642457
Reply to jamalrob
Same here. Giving up...unless someone feels the need to give more clues...I'm done.
Good fun, though, what ? :smile:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:38 ¶ #642458
Quoting Amity
Good fun, though, what ?


Top notch fun. :up:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:41 ¶ #642460
I was really surprised so few people got mine. I was actually worried it was too obvious.

Only praxis got it right.
180 Proof January 13, 2022 at 18:43 ¶ #642462
Reply to Noble Dust Really? Nope, but thanks. Reply to Jack Cummins Thanks, mate. I wish I'd written it. More than that, I hope you submit a story next time.
praxis January 13, 2022 at 18:47 ¶ #642464
Reply to jamalrob

I’m surprised too, you’re name was written all over it. That’s easy to say now of course.

I’ve been anxiously waiting to hear what you have to say about it.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 18:49 ¶ #642466
Quoting praxis
I’m surprised too, you’re name was written all over it. That’s easy to say now of course.


I'm intrigued to know exactly what gave it away, whether it was clues to location or style or whatever.

Quoting praxis
I’ve been anxiously waiting to hear what you have to say about it.


Yeah I'm looking forward to responding to you and others under the story.
praxis January 13, 2022 at 18:55 ¶ #642467
Quoting Baden
Correct.


Hmm…
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:00 ¶ #642468
Quoting jamalrob
Only praxis got it right.


Did I not get there eventually ?
You are the winner :fire:
praxis January 13, 2022 at 19:00 ¶ #642469
Quoting jamalrob
I'm intrigued to know exactly what gave it away, whether it was clues to location or style or whatever.


Location, style, and it’s kind of Austeresque, an Author that I know you like.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:00 ¶ #642470
Quoting Amity
Did I not get there eventually ?


Yes, you did, eventually! :clap:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:02 ¶ #642471
Quoting praxis
Location, style, and it’s kind of Austeresque, an Author that I know you like.


Cool. Well remembered. I don't even remember mentioning Auster here myself :grin:
praxis January 13, 2022 at 19:03 ¶ #642472
Reply to jamalrob

Well, I’m a fan so it stuck.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:03 ¶ #642473
Reply to jamalrob
Well then - I want my slice of the pie.
I had no idea that you were such an awesome writer.
Who's a darling little puggie, then :kiss:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:04 ¶ #642474
Reply to praxis :up:

Funny thing is though, I haven't read the dog one, Timbuktu. Anyway I'll probably say more in the thread.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:06 ¶ #642476
Quoting Amity
Well then - I want my slice of the pie.
I had no idea that you were such an awesome writer.


Thank you Amity, it's much appreciated. And thank you for the hard work you put into giving feedback on it (and everything else). I'll respond soon.

Quoting Amity
Who's a darling little puggie, then


:blush:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:06 ¶ #642477
I'm putting Christmas Doing on Athena actually.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:07 ¶ #642478
and Hanover on Visitations
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:07 ¶ #642479
Quoting jamalrob
..thank you for the hard work you put into giving feedback on it


Eventually ! And so glad I did :party:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:08 ¶ #642480
Reply to john27 It might be time to spill the beans John. Which one's yours?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:09 ¶ #642482
Reply to Amity You can have the whole damn pie.
praxis January 13, 2022 at 19:10 ¶ #642483
Reply to jamalrob

I’ve read most of his books, including 4321, which is almost as long as War & Peace.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:10 ¶ #642484
Reply to jamalrob
Yum. I'll be at One :heart:
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 19:15 ¶ #642485
I wrote Visitations. Thanks for the votes! Looking forward to responding to the comments on it soon.

So @jamalrob wrote Plum Pie?! Holy shit.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:15 ¶ #642486
Reply to jamalrob

I'll tell once someone has guessed it. Or In like 2 minutes.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:16 ¶ #642487
@jamalrob

Wow, what a writer. Congrats.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:16 ¶ #642489
Reply to john27 What I Found in a Storage Locker
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:17 ¶ #642490
Reply to john27 Thank you, and for the feedback too. It was great, and I'll respond.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:17 ¶ #642491
Reply to Noble Dust
Another one I got right :cool:

Congrats ! Your story was...well, you know :fire:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:18 ¶ #642492
Reply to jamalrob

Nuh uh. :naughty:


praxis January 13, 2022 at 19:19 ¶ #642493
Quoting Noble Dust
I wrote Visitations.


That was my guess but I wasn't too sure. Really interesting story.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:19 ¶ #642494
Quoting Noble Dust
I wrote Visitations. Thanks for the votes!


:clap:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:20 ¶ #642496
ALRIGHT. I'll spill the beans.

Mine was Oscar and the Coconut.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:22 ¶ #642497
Reply to john27

Brilliant, loved it. So quirky but I thought it was by Shawn for some reason. Wallows...?
Many Congrats !! :up:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:23 ¶ #642498
Reply to john27 Cool, that's a wild one.
180 Proof January 13, 2022 at 19:26 ¶ #642500
@jamalrob Congrats! :clap:
@Noble Dust Well done! (won my vote) :up:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 19:27 ¶ #642501
Reply to Amity

Thanks, I hope next time maybe we'll see a story from you. Honestly, I think it would be a super cool read. No pressure :up:

Reply to jamalrob

Hahaha, I'll take it.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:27 ¶ #642502
Reply to 180 Proof
C'mon then, spill :smile:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:27 ¶ #642503
Reply to 180 Proof Thanks!

But come on, we are all dying to know yours and we can't agree.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:36 ¶ #642506
Quoting john27
Hahaha, I'll take it.


Wild is good in my book. :smile:
180 Proof January 13, 2022 at 19:37 ¶ #642507
Reply to Amity Reply to jamalrob After the author of the last of my three favorites – "What I Found in a Storage Locker" – reveals him/herself, I'll tell ...
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 19:38 ¶ #642508
Quoting Noble Dust
I wrote Visitations. Thanks for the votes! Looking forward to responding to the comments on it soon.

So jamalrob wrote Plum Pie?! Holy shit.


Congrats ND, you got my vote.
Nils Loc January 13, 2022 at 19:46 ¶ #642510
Congrats to all entrants. Such talented writers.




Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:54 ¶ #642514
Reply to 180 Proof
I think it's by @_db
Nah...dunno...

Amity January 13, 2022 at 19:59 ¶ #642517
The Swap - by Athena ?
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 19:59 ¶ #642518
Reply to jamalrob

Thanks; congrats on Plum Pie, I voted for it. Excellent stuff.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:03 ¶ #642520
Reply to Noble Dust And thanks to you.

I'll start responding to the feedback whenever the names go up on the stories.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:07 ¶ #642522
The Key by ???
How many of the authors/stories are left to be guessed ? @Baden

Reply to jamalrob
C'mon, THINK !!!!!

Make a list - we gotta try....fit the profiles/themes...

Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:09 ¶ #642523
Reply to Amity Athena?

I'm pretty much guessed out.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:11 ¶ #642524
Reply to jamalrob
Same here but it ain't fair to give up on the rest.
Who here has a fresh brain ?
Who here can help ?
Any clues, whatsoever ???
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:12 ¶ #642525
Reply to jamalrob
Yes, well. I reckon the Key and the Swap are written by females but whot the hell do I know :smirk:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:17 ¶ #642527
Reply to Amity Female characters so makes sense. Although Visitations and Plum Pie have first person or main female characters too.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:20 ¶ #642530
Reply to jamalrob
Yeah, I know...but I managed to suss them out. Can't do it with the rest. Frustrating :chin:
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 20:25 ¶ #642531
Quoting Amity
but I managed to suss them out.


I figured...I was on a time crunch with Visitations. I would like to flesh it out more and make Laura more interesting/believable.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:31 ¶ #642534
Reply to Noble Dust
What would make her more believable ?
My God, she is 'interesting' beyond belief but that's just me... :wink:
Out of this world :100:
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:32 ¶ #642535
Reply to Noble Dust That's where I had an advantage, because I must have started mine in late October.

I did think your Laura was totally believable and interesting though. Not sure how you did it but she was.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:33 ¶ #642536
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:34 ¶ #642537
Quoting Noble Dust
.I was on a time crunch with Visitations.


How long did it take you ?
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:36 ¶ #642538
Has a Cross for Maria been guessed yet?
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:37 ¶ #642539
Reply to john27 Yes. Do keep up :wink:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:37 ¶ #642540
Reply to Amity

Really!? Who was it?
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:39 ¶ #642542
Quoting jamalrob
I did think your Laura was totally believable and interesting though. Not sure how you did it but she was.


I had the same impression. The subway scare and her talking to her boyfriend was eerily realistic.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:40 ¶ #642543
Reply to john27
Lazy boy :naughty:
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/642454
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:42 ¶ #642545
Reply to john27 Yes I was just thinking about that phone conversation. It's somehow both incidental and crucial.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 20:42 ¶ #642546
Reply to Amity Reply to jamalrob

Thanks, that's good to hear. I had to go back and edit at the last minute because I realized the only glimpse of her inner world (other than the visitations, lol!) was at the end with her thought about the cat. So I went back and added a few more inner thoughts. Maybe just more development of that, not sure.

Quoting jamalrob
That's where I had an advantage, because I must have started mine in late October.


I think it definitely shows. :clap:

Quoting Amity
How long did it take you ?


I think about a week (the week before the deadline lol).
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:43 ¶ #642547
Reply to Amity
Thank you :wink:
Oh that was Baden?! Wow, he totally eluded me.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:43 ¶ #642548
Quoting jamalrob
Yes I was just thinking about that phone conversation. It's somehow both incidental and crucial.


Mm. Man, I can''t wait till questionnaires start. I have like a bajillion questions.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:44 ¶ #642549
Reply to jamalrob
It's a pity this discussion isn't in the SSC 2 thread !
Or as follow-up in the actual story...
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:44 ¶ #642550
Quoting Noble Dust
I think about a week


Wow.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:45 ¶ #642551
Quoting Noble Dust
I think about a week (the week before the deadline lol).


Holy smokes. That's pretty impressive.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:45 ¶ #642552
Quoting Noble Dust
I think about a week (the week before the deadline lol).


Well. I'm lost for words...
:clap: :clap: :clap:
praxis January 13, 2022 at 20:45 ¶ #642553
Quoting Tobias
Why would you go through the whole ritual of court and punishment and subsequently make everyone present forget it ever happened?


In a word: salvation.

Amnesis is the salvation of the universe.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 20:47 ¶ #642554
:yikes: I should also mention the basic visitations concept was jangling around in my brain for maybe two months...and is based on a basic thought that's been in there for a few years.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:49 ¶ #642555
Not similarly, I had plums in my head for roughly two minutes before I started mine.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:50 ¶ #642557
I think Paul wrote The Christmas That Was Not.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 20:51 ¶ #642558
Reply to Amity

I liked that one, so I'm very curious of the author.
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:51 ¶ #642559
"Visitations" Noble Dust
"A Cross for Maria" Baden
"A Christmastime Valentine's Day Love Story" Hanover
"The Christmas That Was Not" god must be atheist
"The Ballad of Marco" Michael
"Oscar and the Coconut" Me :cool:
"Plum Pie" jamalrob,

That's what we have so far I think.
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 20:51 ¶ #642560
Quoting john27
"The Christmas That Was Not" god must be atheist


Is this confirmed?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:51 ¶ #642561
Nah it's got GMBA written all over it. I'd bet all my riches on it.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:52 ¶ #642562
Reply to Noble Dust Reply to jamalrob
That is SO fascinating. What kickstarts a story ?
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:52 ¶ #642563
Reply to Noble Dust

Not yet, but I'm like, 99.999999999% certain. If it isn't him I'll eat my socks.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:52 ¶ #642564
Reply to jamalrob
So which one is Paul's ?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:53 ¶ #642565
Reply to Amity For me, a first line. I'll explain more when I respond to your feedback if you're interested.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:53 ¶ #642566
Reply to Amity Your guess is as good as mine.
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:54 ¶ #642567
Reply to Noble Dust Not confirmed I don't think.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:54 ¶ #642568
Reply to jamalrob
Nope, you know the guy, doncha ?
Jamal January 13, 2022 at 20:56 ¶ #642569
Reply to Amity Paul? I was a mod on his forum but I actually barely interacted with him and didn't read his stories, so...
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:56 ¶ #642570
Reply to jamalrob
Can't wait !
Wish all this guessing game was over. It's becoming tedious...gotta go :yawn:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 20:57 ¶ #642571
Noble Dust January 13, 2022 at 20:58 ¶ #642572
Reply to Amity

A contest. :lol:
john27 January 13, 2022 at 20:58 ¶ #642573
I'm putting my penny on @ucarr for What I Found in a Storage Locker.
Amity January 13, 2022 at 21:06 ¶ #642576
Reply to Noble Dust
Hah :razz:
Amity January 13, 2022 at 21:06 ¶ #642577
john27 January 13, 2022 at 21:09 ¶ #642579
Reply to Amity

I took a look at his comments in other threads and compared it to the story, struck a cord with me.
Pinprick January 13, 2022 at 23:09 ¶ #642613
I think @_db wrote Amnesis (which I voted for). Seems like something an antinatalist would write.
Caldwell January 14, 2022 at 03:07 ¶ #642654
Congratulations to all the authors! Well done!

Noble Dust January 14, 2022 at 03:15 ¶ #642658
Reply to 180 Proof

Thanks, and thanks for the vote! I'm convinced you wrote Felice, in which case, well done to you as well. Although if I'm wrong, I probably liked whichever other story was yours as well. :lol:
_db January 14, 2022 at 03:27 ¶ #642661
Reply to Pinprick You are correct, glad you enjoyed it :cool:
180 Proof January 14, 2022 at 04:12 ¶ #642671
Reply to Noble Dust :cool:

Quoting 180 Proof
After the author of the last of my three favorites – "What I Found in a Storage Locker" – reveals him/herself, I'll tell ...

Okay, I'll have to wait – @Hanover is my best guess – and, in the meanwhile, many thanks for all the encouraging comments for my "Felice". I look forward to learning why @Noble Dust @Amity @jamalrob @Tobias @Jack Cummins et al pegged me for the scribbler – "style"? plot? characters? (peculiar) word choices? themes? ... :chin:
Caldwell January 14, 2022 at 05:34 ¶ #642698
Quoting Pinprick
I think _db wrote Amnesis (which I voted for). Seems like something an antinatalist would write.

I honestly like this story.
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 05:39 ¶ #642703
Reply to 180 Proof :clap:

Must be time for the full revelation and for the names to go up on the stories eh?
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 05:42 ¶ #642704
Quoting 180 Proof
"style"? plot? characters? (peculiar) word choices? themes?


Well, one thing I think it has in common with your TPF posts is striking similes and metaphors, so maybe that.
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 08:09 ¶ #642764
Quoting _db
You are correct, glad you enjoyed it


Ha, all of my guesses were wrong for that one. Thought that was a very well done story, despite disagreeing with the thrust of it. :clap:
Amity January 14, 2022 at 08:15 ¶ #642768
Reply to 180 Proof
Yay and :clap:
I was looking out for you and felt the vibes :wink:
This time round, you were there !

Tobias January 14, 2022 at 08:57 ¶ #642781
Quoting 180 Proof
I look forward to learning why Noble Dust @Amity @jamalrob @Tobias @Jack Cummins et al pegged me for the scribbler – "style"? plot? characters? (peculiar) word choices? themes? ... :chin:


A certain blend of anxious ataraxia, the description of the sexual night shared between the protagonists and overall quality of the story. I remembered the contests back in the day, and always enjoyed your stories.
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 09:06 ¶ #642791
Quoting Tobias
I find Plum Pie difficult [to guess the author] because of the oddity of first seeming like it is set in a English Hamlet and later in an area in which 17 lane highways exist.


The setting is based on Edinburgh Old Town, or similar Northern ancient city centre--"wynds and vennels" is a clue to that--but with an almost absurdly huge highway next to it (btw it's 27 lanes, not 17). So it's an alternate reality. Looks like I didn't make that clear enough, or I wrote it too much for a Scottish/Irish/Northern English audience.
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 09:18 ¶ #642801
Quoting Tobias
I remembered the contests back in the day, and always enjoyed your stories.


Funny, I was only dimly aware of those contests back on the old forum and I'm not sure I read any of the stories. Maybe they weren't happening much by the time I joined, and in any case I was exclusively obsessed with philosophy at the time.
Amity January 14, 2022 at 09:26 ¶ #642804
Reply to jamalrob
Hey, I thought you were going to divulge more as feedback, at the end of your story ?
Edit: OK got it now:
https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/642803
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 09:27 ¶ #642806
Reply to Amity Yeh I've done several posts there already. Saving yours till last of course!
Amity January 14, 2022 at 09:29 ¶ #642807
Reply to jamalrob
I wait in eager anticipation :cool:
Tobias January 14, 2022 at 09:38 ¶ #642809
Quoting jamalrob
Funny, I was only dimly aware of those contests back on the old forum and I'm not sure I read any of the stories. Maybe they weren't happening much by the time I joined, and in any case I was exclusively obsessed with philosophy at the time.


There were two I can remember. I submitted in at least one of them, but I do not know if I did in both. Of course there are a bunch of new writers now, but Benei, 180 Proof, perhaps Baden and Hanover... were also there.

Congrats @jamalrob t was wonderfully written I most enjoyed your description of young Pug the flaneur!
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 09:52 ¶ #642814
Quoting Tobias
Congrats jamalrob t was wonderfully written I most enjoyed your description of young Pug the flaneur!


Thanks! Aye he was a fun character to write, the easiest to write too, maybe cos he's some kind of comic archetype, I'm not sure.
Amity January 14, 2022 at 10:02 ¶ #642818
Reply to _db

:up: to both you and @Pinprick for guessing !
Many Congrats on your fascinating story. I hadn't clicked re the antinatalist aspect.
I had been going to say it was so different from your other story, but...yeah...hmmm...
:clap:



180 Proof January 14, 2022 at 13:15 ¶ #642870
Quoting Tobias
Pug the flaneur!

Quoting jamalrob
Aye he was a fun character to write

"Pug" has inspired a character for another story I've already sketched out. Maybe for the next contest. The little "flâneur" is fantastic! :smirk:

Quoting jamalrob
striking similes and metaphor

:cool:

Reply to Amity :flower:

Quoting Tobias
A certain blend of anxious ataraxia, the description of the sexual night shared between the protagonists and overall quality of the story. I remembered the contests back in the day, and always enjoyed your stories.

Very encouraging, thanks again. :smile:
Jamal January 14, 2022 at 13:16 ¶ #642873
Reply to 180 Proof Thanks! It's like he wrote himself.

By the way @Baden, isn't it time to reveal all the authors? Did I miss it?
Baden January 14, 2022 at 13:17 ¶ #642875
Reply to jamalrob

Yeah, reckon it is. Coming up...

Baden January 14, 2022 at 13:56 ¶ #642898
Quoting john27
"Visitations" Noble Dust
"A Cross for Maria" Baden
"A Christmastime Valentine's Day Love Story" Hanover
"The Christmas That Was Not" god must be atheist
"The Ballad of Marco" Michael
"Oscar and the Coconut" Me :cool:
"Plum Pie" jamalrob,


This is correct
+
"Amnesis" @_db
"The Key" @Tobias
"Common Things" @ucarr
"Christmas Doing" @Athena
"The Swap" @Paul
"What I Found in a Storage Locker" @RogueAI
"Felice" @180 Proof
john27 January 14, 2022 at 13:57 ¶ #642900
Quoting Baden
"What I Found in a Storage Locker" RogueAI


Ah, so close. He was my second choice for Storage Locker.
Amity January 14, 2022 at 14:47 ¶ #642926
Quoting Baden
"The Key" @Tobias
"The Swap" @Paul


Hah. So much for me thinking they were females ! :roll:
How do they do that...???
Applause all round :clap:

Jamal January 14, 2022 at 14:54 ¶ #642927
"The Key" @Tobias

Wow, great work. This was the one I didn't like at first but then fell in love with. :clap:

Caldwell January 14, 2022 at 23:44 ¶ #643164
Quoting Baden
"The Swap" Paul

The Swap got me excited. So, Paul is the culprit. Always a writer.
Baden January 14, 2022 at 23:46 ¶ #643166
Reply to Caldwell

Aye, I remember enjoying a few of his stories on the old PF. I think he won the competition there a year or two before I first entered and then @180 Proof dominated for a while.
Caldwell January 14, 2022 at 23:49 ¶ #643172
Quoting Baden
Aye, I remember enjoying a few of his stories on the old PF. I think he won the competition there a year or two before I first entered and then 180 Proof dominated for a while.

Yes, @Paul, @180 Proof, and well, @Benkei has always been a great writer too. (Lawyers :naughty: )
Baden January 14, 2022 at 23:49 ¶ #643174
Reply to Caldwell

I was going to mention @Benkei too actually. :strong:
Caldwell January 14, 2022 at 23:53 ¶ #643179
Quoting Baden
I was going to mention Benkei too actually. :strong:

Right?

I read his "I Never Was" in prior year and the flow of narration is just smooth. You know, while reading, there is a point to this and we're getting there sort of thing. I like that a lot.
I like sushi January 24, 2022 at 04:12 ¶ #647023
Going to do another competition?
180 Proof January 24, 2022 at 04:57 ¶ #647041
At the summer solstice (June), I hope.
Baden January 24, 2022 at 13:53 ¶ #647128
Reply to I like sushi Reply to 180 Proof

I'm up for it but I'd still like a non-mod volunteer to vet the stories.
Caldwell January 26, 2022 at 04:27 ¶ #647743
Quoting Baden
I'm up for it but I'd still like a non-mod volunteer to vet the stories.

What does this mean?
Baden January 26, 2022 at 12:01 ¶ #647856
Reply to Caldwell

I'd like someone who's not a mod to be involved in checking the stories before they're put up.
Caldwell January 27, 2022 at 06:23 ¶ #648216
Quoting Baden
I'd like someone who's not a mod to be involved in checking the stories before they're put up.

How does that work? What are we checking for -- word count, genre, grammar, writing level?
Baden January 27, 2022 at 11:35 ¶ #648277
Reply to Caldwell

More or less. So, that it is a short story (genre), that it is within the word count, that basic writing skills are observed (grammar, spelling, layout) and that it's not plagiarised/copy-pasted from the internet. Also, if there is anything else objectionable that you think may make it unsuitable. For example, does it gratuitously use racist/sexist/homophobic language or tropes in an apparently malicious way? Or look like a troll in some other way? I want minimum censorship but, unfortunately, it's possible we will get bad faith entries.
Caldwell January 28, 2022 at 02:15 ¶ #648494
Reply to Baden
Okay I'm taking notes -- gratuitous, malicious, troll, minimum censorship.
You got it! Do I get the job?

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, this is a job interview.
Baden January 28, 2022 at 10:39 ¶ #648569
Reply to Caldwell

Yessir! :party:
Caldwell February 11, 2022 at 03:15 ¶ #653469
Reply to Baden :smile:
180 Proof February 11, 2022 at 09:56 ¶ #653497
Caldwell February 12, 2022 at 22:28 ¶ #654042
Pinprick March 18, 2022 at 22:35 ¶ #669074
@Baden @jamalrob

I have an idea for the short story competitions. I had planned to enter the previous contest, but wasn’t able to reach the 500 word limit. I saw a post from @god must be atheist saying something similar. So, what if we did one competition with a 500 word max limit? In keeping with the solstice theme we could do it on the winter solstice since it’s the shortest day of the year, and keep the summer one as is. What do you think?
Baden March 18, 2022 at 22:44 ¶ #669081
Reply to Pinprick

Mm, not sure that change would be generally desired. We already have a flash fiction thread though here.
Pinprick March 26, 2022 at 17:09 ¶ #673873
Reply to Baden

I don’t suppose there’s a way to verify that?

That thread has a maximum limit of 200 words. There’s a gap from 200-500 word stories, which is where mine falls.
Jack Cummins March 31, 2022 at 14:15 ¶ #675975
Reply to Pinprick
I already suggested that the word limit should be increased to 500 as it merely in writing the thread on Flash Fiction that it should be increased. When I set up the thread it was only my basic idea not a rigid agenda. I think that the thread was moved to the main section but it is not on the front because I don't think there has been an entry on it in the last few days. But if you go into it feel free to play around because I started it as something to be developed freely by others rather than seeing it as simply my own. It is meant to be notebook space for experimentation and improvisation.
180 Proof May 22, 2022 at 06:21 ¶ #698946
@Biden @Caldwell

Summer Solstice is rapidly approaching: June 21st – deadline for new submissions for TPF Short Story Contest???

Yay or nay? :nerd:

edit (re: alternative voting method) https://thephilosophyforum.com/discussion/comment/640382
Caldwell May 22, 2022 at 21:39 ¶ #699301
Quoting 180 Proof
Summer Solstice is rapidly approaching: June 21st – deadline for new submissions for TPF Short Story Contest???

Yay or nay? :nerd:

Yay! :)
Noble Dust May 23, 2022 at 04:04 ¶ #699479
Reply to 180 Proof

@Caldwell @Baden I was about to ask the same question!
Baden May 23, 2022 at 22:58 ¶ #699925
Reply to 180 Proof Reply to Noble Dust

I'll make an official announcement soon, but, yes, sounds good.
Noble Dust May 24, 2022 at 07:50 ¶ #700072
Baden May 27, 2022 at 07:23 ¶ #701371
@Noble Dust @180 Proof. I am now ready to go when @Caldwell is. :up:
Noble Dust May 27, 2022 at 19:41 ¶ #701636
Baden May 29, 2022 at 21:51 ¶ #702549
@Noble Dust @180 Proof Update: I have yet to hear back from @Caldwell who may be on holidays or something. I need to get this show on the road soon if we want to make the summer solistice the deadline. So either Caldwell shows up within the next day or two (most likely) or I quickly need a new (at least temporary) volunteer or we delay the whole thing.
Caldwell May 29, 2022 at 23:18 ¶ #702564
Reply to Baden Here now. :)
Apologies for the delay.

Quoting Noble Dust
I was about to ask the same question!

I'm good. :up:
Noble Dust May 30, 2022 at 04:27 ¶ #702706
Baden May 30, 2022 at 08:45 ¶ #702756
Go time then! Will post later today when I get to a desktop.