Noble Dust

For lawyers, maybe. Not for the proletariat. :grimace:

By the way, I'm a bit hangry. I have a chicken sandwich being delivered, but I just began a three day weekend, and I require sustenance.

As mayor of the shoutbox, I have to maintain order. We're all strangers here. Oversharing about, for instance, how happy you were to get an old hard d...

No personal baggage in the shoutbox, please.

It's exactly that. I usually pontificate endlessly, but I'll stop here. I look forward to sharing them; music is about sharing anyway.

I like lo-fi and vaporwave, but I don't make it. Similar to how I love Meshuggah but don't make death metal. I love both Coltranes, but don't have a t...

Also, I've released plenty of other music which is not in demo form. Links exist which are sendable.

I would be happy to, I just don't want to break the "no self-promotion" rules. I can certainly post it in the "Get Creative!" thread when it's done.

Serious post warning. I miraculously got an old hard drive, presumed broken, to work a few months ago, and found a treasure trove of old demo recordin...

I will happily drink a Budweiser or Modelo out of whatever container. These days 24oz cans seem to be the new norm at ballparks.

And the overpriced shitty beers are on me. and in me. And you. And everyone else. That was weird.

No, but we can go to a baseball game.

I'm offended you didn't mention the spotless, luxurious streets of NYC. We can eat foie gras, sip fine wine, and discuss the subtleties of Picasso's l...

:lol: well done. And your description makes sense; for some reason I was reading "paste" as non-English and imagining it meaning something else. :yawn...

Ah. Thanks for the info. This being the shoutbox, I assumed it was typical shoutbox fodder. I didn't realize we were doing actual philosophy. Well, th...

In other important news, this is high class entertainment regardless of your opinion of baseball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab8_xERdUa4

This is great news, although I don't know what tofu paste is. I know about tofu, but not it's "paste" form. I'm curious to hear about it. Despite neve...

Six months from now you'll read a different statistic. Six months from then you'll post a different prognosis.

That's why chickens only do edibles.

Now now, y’ain’t Hanover, my guy. Ya dig?

Btw, this phrasing gives away your origins, I have to admit. It reminds me of this sketch, although perhaps that's also banned by Putty.

Just wanted to make sure everyone was hip to it, ya herd?

I was thinkin' more Earth Wind & Fire, oww.

As the authority on doppelgängers at TPF, I can assure you that as long as you don't encounter your own doppelgänger, you're in the clear. In terms of...

It does seem to represent a sort of trailing off, if you know what I mean…

Funny, I walked out my front door this morning to find the New York Times on the doorstep to the building, addressed to my neighbor. I had the same th...

A thoughtful and prudent man after my own heart.

As mayor of the shoutbox, and as a gesture of my goodwill, I would like to send everyone a Vienna Beef Natural Casing Hot Dog Party Pack, free of char...

My approval rating seems to be falling, but I can't figure out why.

Me: To prove I'm a man of the people, I forsook my classic goat leg and coffee breakfast this morning in favor of a baconeggncheese with ketchup. And ...

To prove I'm a man of the people, I forsook my classic goat leg and coffee breakfast this morning in favor of a baconeggncheese with ketchup. And an O...

:cry:

My chauffeur drives me in a horse-drawn carriage, thank you very much.

Thanks for the information, everyone.

Where do you recommend "boutique" be used?

They are really good fries; the spot is a boutique fishery. That said, I think they gave me heart burn. At what age does heart burn become a thing? Am...

No, but I did find this unopened tuna can from the 60's. I've heard fish ages like fine wine.

Lunch: fish ‘n chips, i.e. fried Atlantic cod and Old Bay French fries. I also got a side of macaroni salad because I have to try it whenever I see it...

When I find ebay listings for old-ass processed food I can't contain myself.

I'm only in my third decade period, so I guess if a tendency to speed read because of my insanely high IQ is my greatest shame, I can sleep easy.

I’m ashamed at my lack of reading comprehension skills.

I googled this and the first thing that came up were ebay listings. I suggest you order some and let us know how it is.

That is some culinary innovation.

Totally naked wieners?

I do a good @"T Clark" impression. It makes me happy. I appreciate your commitment to the "that's what (x) said" joke. It's one of my favorites. I use...

...Uh...yeah...

There's a cafe in Chicago that swears by coffee with orange zest (I think?) in the brew. It's pretty, uh, pretty, uh, good. If you know what I mean.

You might have missed some shoutbox running jokes.

Goofy. There's a lot to learn in the shoutbox. You can be a know-it-all, but you have to balance it with self-deprecation. Otherwise you'll be furloug...

I suspect foul play.