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Isn't this the whole trinity problem, as in how can one thing be three things at the same time? If you have truly seperate things, you have polytheism...

Has anyone ever said no to this question?

I was hoping your story ended with Tiny Tim falling down some steps and being dragged around his house by his dog. Instead we were provided a heartwar...

Since the majority of people who rely upon the Bible have never read the Bible, it must be assumed it is not what the Bible says that people follow, b...

Speaking of finding phones and phones finding us: My son (who I'll call Son) came to visit from Denver with a GPS tag on his backpack. Son walked in u...

When you hear "who are you" are you hearing those words from you own mouth or the phone. It can be hard to tell. Like my knee makes this screaming sou...

If your fingerprint and face recognition biosecurity feature didn't recognize you on your phone, would you assume: (1) your software failed, (2) you h...

To add to whatever it is we might be talking about, absurdism must be fiction to save it from sociopathy. There was this guy who taped a banana to the...

I always wondered if I were a musician whether I could work with others within a group because I've never come close to doing something like that. I d...

I think of Pink Floyd (and I'm a fan) as self indulgent with long experimental complex sound, but i don't think that of the Grateful Dead, which can g...

Words that I think might describe my stories are absurd, silly, farcical, with clueless characters and narrators, and maybe irreverent if taken as ser...

I saw Eraserhead a while back, and it just seemed gratuitously odd and grotesque. It's supposedly some sort of masterpiece, but I wasn't a fan.

Doesn't 1.1 come after 1 but before 2?

If you had to have a third leg coming off your lower back like a tail that could be used to run super fast or a third arm that came off your forehead ...

My favorite judge is Judge Learned Hand, for having had such a fitting name. He was also bushy browed, and for that, I loved him dearly, not romantica...

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Collards are the correct greens to eat, not turnip greens, which are soft and unacceptable. When I grew up in Scotland, we would carve turnips instead...

The pickle color lets me know it's the sweet soft variety, a terrible substitute for the crispy garlicy sort, the type I call a kosher pickle, which i...

I'm reading "How the Bible Became Holy." As in how did it find itself as a book that dictates our social norms and moral beliefs. Spoiler alert: It's ...

My son sent me a picture of poutine, a Canadian food consisting of cheese curds, fries, and gravy. His had peas in it. It looks messy and pretty disgu...

I had that moment when I first had sweet and sour chicken. Candied chicken. Who'd have thunk? Back then Chinese food was exotic cuisine, authentic or ...

Sounds like you've enjoyed some southern pecan pie.

Someone somewhere is still frying pig intestines, which i understand require a few hours of soaking and scrubbing with bleach to disinfect before tryi...

Ever feel like your post should've ended at the first paragraph? Sometimes more is less.

What's everyone's thoughts on the air fryer? I've heard they make good chicken wings. I was thinking I could find one about the size of my belly and I...

/uploads/resized/files/kg/d4c0yl842jbd4acj.jpg I give you thin cut NY strip breakfast steaks in a wortestershire glaze, a salad with Italian dressing,...

You think that he eats the way he says he eats because it's too difficult to do otherwise?

Thank you for your comments. You liked this story better than my last, which was aimed more at the Beavis and Butthead crowd. I really do appreciate b...

But how do you know that the emotional disconnectedness is not an accurate portrayal of Dylan?

Prior to microwaves, we would defrost our chicken breasts on our chests secured by brassieres.

Are those just chicken breasts in a broiler pan with some season salt? It just looks really dry and uninspired. Some tomato sauce, Italian seasoning, ...

Even as I try to explain the basis for my affinity for animals over people, I find myself wishing I were instead petting my cat.

Fred ripped the femur out of basketball player's leg and twisted the ends neatly. As he ran the floor and dunked basketballs, you saw a fine athlete. ...

Is this a Sokal Affair reference?

I would ask why you have a hall of mirrors, but it feels judgey. Nor can my cat. To her, the fast moving red dot remains a relentless intruder, incapa...

My power went out. I have to use a flashlight to watch my TV.

https://youtu.be/yx-k6Qr_CK4?si=6RtpJlR4fhu7D021 Chaotic organ, off the wall lyrics. Psychedelic absurdity at its finest. "The mansion is warm, at the...

The old guy still has a few zingers left in him: https://youtu.be/3OzxeME0tsQ?si=ks8uu-E2xM3Esisq

Wonder if there is a correlation with that creation myth and John 1:1, "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God...

"Chewy" is a defining word in your essay, pointing out one of the three things the Jews gave the world: the two tablets and the bagel. But it was not ...

Hunter can run for Governor of Canada.

I was shocked to learn Carter died. After 100 years of being alive, it seemed the trend was that he'd live. I just didn't see this dip coming on his l...

I might have shared this in Shoutboxia before, but if you don't believe someone, you say to them "you think?" Then they say "I know." And then you say...

Do you think Trump's son would make a better President than Biden's? Initially my comment was going to contain the words "(the live one, not the dead ...

My interpretation of your dream is that your wife's constant correction of your errors is so pervasive that it follows you into your sleep. You only w...

I was thinking about this, and this is what I came up with: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are end...

I think there were trees in the forest before anyone saw them.

Then it's oxymoronic because it can't be dysphoric and be good. The opposite of dysphoria is euphoria, but I don't know that we can consider those who...

I thank you for the sentiment, but I wasn't so sure there was a bright light shining up in there when I watched her eating shit.

Pigs likes to eat. So if you find yourself over eating, you might be called a pig. While you may not like that characterization, take comfort in the f...