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The thing I'll most remember about MAYAEL is that I would never have heard of him had he not been banned.

We have five senses, and unless you reduce your communication to where it can be sensed by one of my senses, I won't be able to perceive it. Unless yo...

The lyric that most changed my life was "Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?" As stupid as it sounds, that lyric wou...

My superpower is the ability to find anything by Google. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatimes.com/amp/news/weird/these-11-humans-have-real-supe...

Big deal. Far more amazing was the wingless man in the sky in the flying machine. Let's see the wolf pull that one off. Humans rule!

So here's the problem. My brother sent me a picture of what appears to be a Jesus figure with multiple facial abnormalities, large open wounds, and so...

Sure, we know what people are thinking based upon their behaviors, and one such behavior is when they tell us. They may also use gestures, or they may...

So humor me. Demonstrate time for me. It seems I must start with the presumption that there is time or else I won't be able to understand anything you...

If the distinguishing characteristic of spooky stuff is that which cannot be seen or touched, then your worldly examples of space and time would actua...

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/uploads/resized/files/p1/sszecqlpqwh7ox1y.jpg Broken limb of my semen tree.

Not sure what the stats show. I'd think hetero anal sex would occur more often in established relationships (and possibly monogamous) as that seems a ...

The Bradford Pear is popular here because it grows rapidly and has white flowers that smell of semen. The problem with them is that the large limbs te...

Right, I was talking about finding a way out of despair, not of life.

I shall name this village Melancholia, which sits in a flood prone depression next to the River Angst. The dark clouds are confined in the valley by t...

And to add to this, the pox are typically located in and around the genitalia, anus, and into the rectum. https://www.yahoo.com/news/er-doctor-says-he...

Since we know that the male gay community contracts monkeypox at rates greatly exceeding the straight community, and you reject the hypothesis that it...

You sound like a lot of fun!

I didn't read the article as being a political statement one way or the other about gay people, but just a statement of what the data shows and a prop...

What follows from this is that abortion, if a right, is an unenumerated right, and that unless you believe the Court has the power to enumerate the un...

It's hard to make progress here because you're too focused on trying to contradict me than in listening to what I'm saying and you're not even paying ...

Of course it supports the overturning of Roe. He indicated that the Court lacks the authority to declare the unenumerated rights implicit in the 9th A...

Your questions aren't pertinent to the issue being discussed. Specifically, Scalia was simply acknowledging that people have rights and that the Decla...

How did you know what my dress looked like? Were you the old man lecturing me? .

Reminds me of a story. I'll try to make it link back to the OP, but more so I want to tell my story. So I was in France, speaking broken French, tryin...

From my reading of George Lakoff's Metaphors We Live By, I'm not really sure where literalism end and metaphor begins. Even speaking of beginnings and...

I've seen that the older eggs float in the water. I figured it had to do with fermenting gasses or something. An egg fact: natural antibiotics preserv...

I never heard of a relationship between egg freshness and boiling. I boil them (steam them reallly) straight out the chicken. What is the aging proces...

I've been to the moon. No, wait, that was the grocery store. Never mind.

Then you should probably go ahead and use your whole name of Tennessee Hightop Mountain Clark.

Know how you can tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The footprints in the butter.

Actually, a guy named Peter Parker was able to replicate the spiderweb perfectly. Fortunately he used his invention for the forces of good.

@"T Clark", now that I've figured out how to tag you, I forgot what I was going to ask you.

Now I see. I got it work. @"T Clark"

For the life of me, I can't get that to work. When I type @T Clark, it doesn't make it linkable.

In comparing apples to oranges, your joke wasn't as bad a joke as the video I posted was a bad video. I think that clarifies it.

Alright, so let me figure this one out. You have a vodka infused beard and that enables you make a nut that sounds sort of like "mustache" so maybe it...

I think we should venerate the grunt because when the general says "take that hill!," the grunt eagerly runs up the hill, while I get the easier job o...

In case this joke was missed, I'm asking how much an uncle can lift because we already talked about how much an ant can lift. Maybe you guys pronounce...

My least favorite nut is a cashew. Sorry, I sneezed a second ago when I was talking about my least favorite nut. It's a peanut. Dad jokes rule

How much can an uncle lift?

As a teenage boy at the cheerleader tryouts. That's the answer to the question regarding how hard the hickory nut is.

Have any of you ever eaten a hickory nut? They fall off the hickory tree in a green pod, and after you peel off the pod, there is a really hard nut in...

Take a look at this. It came up when I Googled "Stupidest Video on Youtube." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJQuZ-D3Awg It abruptly ended and kind of...

Sounds like a challenge. Let's see what else I can post...

The proper preparation technique for the perfect walnut experience: https://www.tiktok.com/@asmrstressrelief/video/7066976903172754715?_t=8UKWvIqlDg6&...

I put my mixed nuts in my yogurt, which is part of my daily breakfast. Nothing is more exciting than getting a Brazil nut in there. Nothing more disap...

Whatever. I can carry a whole box of Brazil nuts.

The Übermensch: /uploads/files/3k/ie6j013lu3s8l657.jpeg

Last presidential year election, I voted in all races except for President. Under the theory votes must be earned and not that you should just choose ...