Hanover

i was petting my kitty cat and she started drooling, so I stroked harder, thinking that might bring things to a head, but it just got messier. Eventua...

Just say whatever it is in quotes to leave them guessing what you mean. See what I'm "saying"?

I pulled up the carpet in my room and there was an old shriveled sausage under in there, and I was like, what a weird turn of reverse double extendre ...

It's dried plaster, but the wall tastes delicious, so I might have mixed that up. Happens

What makes you like lndian food is that you're British. It's a thing with you guys This British woman told me a story about how when she was a girl, h...

/uploads/resized/files/83/pa02lcrdtft13thq.jpg I made roasted pepper and goat cheese sandwiches with fig jam (my addition) along with Italian wedding ...

Nuanced and layered you are, like an onion.

Recovered from the finger DL, going to the store to buy for tomorrow's meal: Italian wedding soup Goat cheese and grilled pepper sandwiches on fresh b...

/uploads/resized/files/wg/sv4ckalta8yk5rdd.jpg Speaking of Fred.

Reminds me of this: Watch until the end. https://youtu.be/Vooevgm4HIQ

Speaking of which... Is Nietzsche correct that our adherence to our morality is voluntary subjugation to the ruling class that weakly pretends to live...

Maybe empathy works better than altruism in my above amorphism.

What we mean by selfishness is a lack of altruism, not a lack of personal motivation. Thus spoke Hanoverusthia

That sentence would have a different meaning if you said daddy I think.

In maintaining the long standing Hanover tradition, my kids don't drink or cuss around their parents, pretending to have avoided such vices.

It is common to blame immigrants for taking the jobs of the current citizens, of committing crime, of refusing assimilation, of depleting common resou...

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That gnat has quite the self-confidence. Reminds me of nobody I know.

Sorry, had to leave that joke. It really got a laugh out of me.

What did the gnat say when he fucked the elephant? Who's your daddy now?

Georgia is divided by a gnat line. If you're south of the gnat line, your eyes and mouths will be swarmed by annoying gnats all summer long. It's a re...

This comment was offensive to gnats. You shouldn't have said that. They're people too.

Thanks for asking, but yes, the hand is healing well without any problems. There are like 10 people on this whole Shoutbox and I tell you guys about m...

This is not not an artistic reference.

/uploads/files/fq/2ann75ewtwbzabw4.png Edna Krabappel.

A potato is an apple of the ground in French, so that's a tree potato.

So the poem actually references Bethlehem, but this troubles me, as I've heard that Jesus was actually born in Nazareth, but the apologists changed it...

I find Jewish history fascinating, offering no good explanation for how its spiritual leadership evolved from Moshe Rabeinu to Hanover in just a few t...

My experience is the opposite. As I walk up a mountain, what appeared a simple cone from a distance becomes simpler and simpler. Once I'm actually the...

Stilted sentence structure offers hints of covert psychiatric disorder, perhaps, or, I'd hope to think, just forced absurdity, but to some, I fear, ps...

Neither example spoke in the past perfect, so the past participle wasn't used. Correct would prollily be "the river had flowdid down the mountains," a...

Know what the opposite of derwear is? I made you say "underwear"!! Totally gotcha!!!

I think my finger severing antibiotics served the fortuitous dual purpose of saving me from rosemary induced sepsis and resolving my coincidental eye ...

I think an opposite is just the word spelled backwards. So "dog" would be "the word spelled backwards" Maybe I misunderstood myself here because that ...

I have some leather gloves and a motorcycle jacket made from my supple foreskin, with the rest still stacked in the closet for a project one day. When...

What is the opposite of not big?

And no, I'm not 15 years old. That post was written by a 56 year old.

My rare genetic mutation is competing penises, each vying for king of the trouser. It's a bitter rivalry, despite having common interests, they choose...

Actually, they would be Irish. It's an unexpected result I know, but that's how genetics works if you knew anything.

Yet they have a significant amount of genetic abnormalities due to the fact that they descend from approximately only 500 original founders. https://e...

I'd like to think it was my doing because I've seen this tack appear elsewhere, but it's where you say whatever you want to without any direction just...

I think we all know how it translates into Pennsylvania Dutch now that you've provided the English. That was sort of condescending for you put that in...

What you're describing would result in your being shunned and banned and completely humiliated, which would result in your being annointed king. That'...

I saw a show on the Amish a while back and they had a word (which I can't locate now) that describes pride in one's humility, which was also an unacce...

I refer you to the interweb, which has provided such an analysis already: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/522687/recent-usage-of-the-word-...

Fratri-defenestration is a leading cause of brotherly conflict.

Yes, he's basically a stupider version of me.

I'll share with you the last text I just got from my brother: "Sometimes when I chew food, part of it gets ready to swallow so I do but the other part...

I could beat @"Jamal"'s brother, a mountain lion, a bear, Uncle Peter, while eating a meatball, with my jacked up finger. I'll admit I'll probably hav...

Sort of. I mean they are required to laugh, but they laugh anyway because I happen to be crazy funny. But you are right, if I weren't funny, they'd ha...