That was called "Chicken on the tree." I'm more interested in the "on" and not "in" preposition misuse than the chickens. Maybe a non-native speaker, ...
Nah, jus me funnin. I like the way "up" is used where it indicates that something is at an extreme and intimate level. Like if I let you up in my hous...
It raises an interesting hypothetical I think we've all considered at some time. It's that common question of "suppose I accidentally got in the wrong...
My elementary school.had a ditto machine that used these carbon papers you drew on that made mirror images that you'd give to Mrs. Karp to "run off." ...
I feel like a real a real piece of shit now. Had I just an ounce of your cell phone empathy, I too could have seen some amount of your emotional growt...
Ever fall asleep in the middle of doing something and then you wake up in another city with a job and family you never knew you had, but you roll with...
I heard the word lawyer, so I perked up. Faxes are still sent, but there's no fax machine. The document is scanned and sent electronically to a fax nu...
My phone is at 5% and it's conserving energy by reducing the light. I resent the pessimism as if it thinks I have no way to remedy the situation. And ...
The chocolate factory explodes soon after @"Baden" changes his avatar from Willy Wonka. Koinkidink? https://www.yahoo.com/news/six-injured-blast-penns...
Currently making boeuf bourguignon. It reminds me of regular old beef stew, but the wine and cognac are unusual ingredients. Maybe it'll be particular...
That happened once, but I exited without saving and lost it and couldn't remember what I said. I think it was pretty solid from what parts I do rememb...
What I like about the Police is that I can listen to cool music and think about law enforcement at the same time. It's an eclectic social melding of y...
No, Judge Parker's first name was Peter. Yeah, that Peter Parker. I bet you feel like a total dick having said all that about Spider-Man. Thing is, he...
Except that I predicted this response and your next response that you predicted my response. I have this so figured in advance that I figured I'd righ...
In this chess match between the two of us, you must realize I fully expected the reference to the newspaper to strike you as quaint and the reference ...
I will say that typically when I milk my ass, I get chocolate milk. Not sure why. It's always been that way. It also smells like shit, but it's better...
You say that, but I wonder how much avidity you'd have if a tattooed man jumped into the car seat next to you during your munching. My guess is that y...
Everyone, My last two posts have been really angry, and none of you have done anything to have deserved that. I apologize to you all. I'm sorry you ha...
This poem is a poor attempt at AI because anything could be substituted in for "Hanover." It's generic and doesn't even try to rhyme "Hanover." If it ...
On Wednesday I was eating a chicken biscuit in the gas station parking lot when a tattoed faced guy tried to open my passenger door to steal my shit b...
I'll talk about this because it's an interesting aside. It makes sense that animal hierarchies reduce given additional space where they don't have to ...
Wiki says: "Moral realism (also ethical realism) is the position that ethical sentences express propositions that refer to objective features of the w...
You went through too much of a song and dance to ask just the basic question of what is the proper response when the market supports a less eco-friend...
There are actually two types of maccoroni and cheese, the rich man's and the poor man's. The rich man's is what has been discussed here, where the noo...
This got me to thinking what I was ashamed of. It's definitely the string of fuck ups that defined my teens, twenties, and thirties. Other than that, ...
You don't complain. You mock. Your contempt for my sacred food has me in a rage. I will now eat a huge bowl of clam chowder, the real type, with the t...
Made me some fried chicken for supper tonight. Delish.. Think I'm gonna open a restaurant and name it Caprtain Hanover's Georgia Fried Chicken. The Ca...
I ordered some iced tea from this really stoned guy at Wendy's and he spent forever pouring me an iced coffee out of the coffee machine. I was like "t...
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