Hanover

This gives me a chance to over-analyze by metaphor, so thank you for that. If a bear attacks another bear, it's a fair fight as there is no weight dis...

Yeah, right, that's exactly what I do. I joke with my employees about orally pleasuring me. And then they just laugh it off and think, that Hanover is...

And, it's not even close, you'd never overcome the weight disparity of a bear. If you could get on top of a mountain lion and bear down all your weigh...

Alright, I'll take your word you're in good faith here, so here goes, me making a joke funnier by explaining it. She's doing her job, likely something...

My paralegal was on the floor, putting some things in boxes, and I asked her why a grown ass woman was crawling around on the floor. She said, "Your w...

My brother figured that out, and it's in his every text, but I haven't asked how he figured that out. That sort of question would be too substantive f...

I've been sticking my finger into the lamp socket daily to repair my finger. The results have been mixed. /uploads/files/9o/symeyl4c69ei1ojf.jpeg

Not at all surprising, given its irrelevance, but my brother and I had a similar discussion about obscure punctuation recently, which has resulted in ...

The hand doctor explained that method of chopping as well. The "here's what I would have done" falls into that same never well received advice catagor...

An update: The hand doctor yanked the dried up bandage off my finger and explained it would have hurt just as much if we spent an hour doing it. Anywa...

I'e deided o wie wihou usin my le poine ine eause i's bandae. Translation: "I've decided to write without using my left pointer finger because it's ba...

I made the crust from scratch. It was flour and butter with just a small amount of salt and baking powder and only 2 tablespoons of water. It was much...

Yes, it did call for tomato paste. No curry though, that British Indian staple. We call them pot pies. There are also pizza pies, but "pie" by itself ...

I was chopping rosemary, which had hard stems, and I wanted it very fine. The knives were new and very sharp. I've been pushing it probably with my co...

My wife doesn't complain. /uploads/files/29/076xers4ximicrph.jpg

All very good questions, so let me fill you in. I cut the tip, which included some nail and skin. I instinctively applied pressure with the same hand ...

I've always noticed that oyster shuckers and fish cleaners wore gloves, but I never thought about why. Now I get it!

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So I get to follow up with a hand specialist on Monday. My wife asked me how much the hand job would cost. A marriage made in heaven. The story behind...

I cut my finger making a meat pie, so here I sit in the ER. I'm hungry and my finger hurts.

I will tell you the story you ask for. Gather around... It was a most lovely day for going up in our balloon. We arrived in the park to see the sky do...

@"Jamal" I read your Pinker quote differently than you, but your Nietzsche quote exactly as you interpreted Pinker. I read Pinker to offer hope to tho...

Maybe check someone else's phone or find some wifi at Starbucks or something and see if that changes anything. You can check on my wifi. It'll come up...

I read @"Jamal"'s apology to Russians for saying Russki as a clarification to the Russians listening in to his posts, as he's already noticed happenin...

Much change to language is owed to the fact that non-native adults start speaking it. Their corruptions due to their own language forms creeping in an...

I get it, but you're saying they do it intentionally, which makes it a semantical distinction. It would be like if I mocked someone by speaking like t...

It was the Celts who gave us all these "do" words, especially prevalent in Appalachia. Things like "I've done told you, " and even "I'm done done with...

If they are using grammar specifically with the intent to express their hate (dubious, but you asked we trust this assertion by you), it's not that th...

My Uncle Pete, before the law caught up with him, used to have the local ladies see how many meatballs they could stuff in their mouths. A young lassi...

Please carry on about how Hanover might talk. I do prefer the conversation be about me, particularly as if I'm not in the room hearing it. This style ...

To argue there is an entity without fom or attribute, but who has the power to create, is to define a non-physical, propertyless powerful creator. How...

Kielbasa, sauerkraut, chopped zucchini, with cajun seasoning heated in covered skillet until zucchini tender. Shockingly delicious.

That just shows how human it is. It's like the only way to tell a synthetic diamond from a naturally occurring one is that the synthetic one is withou...

Those are multiple points, not just one. So I'll begin by denying your first point that there is only one point. My next response is to go back to the...

That grill is particularly stupid for a few reasons. First, it has not top, which means that the smoke and heat can't be concentrated on the food. Sec...

When my kids used to say "Dad, I have an idea," I'd say "did it die of loneliness?" That kept them mean and wanting, fully ready for life. Where's my ...

If you do, it will die of loneliness.

Not sure if I mentioned to you guys I got a griddle. I highly recommend it. It has changed my life. Here's the one I got: https://blackstoneproducts.c...

Today is Thursday. Ornery day.

You've not indicated you know anyone who has been to Spain, so it's possible that your sample size of zero provides you no useful information.

That's a pauper's lunch. A thin soup of boiled onion and pine needles would go well with that.

For dinner last night, I had beef sirloin tips seasoned with a Korean sauce cooked on the griddle with broccoli, green peppers, and onions. I seasoned...

"Gain" works in this sentence as well as "lose."

Is there a Salvation Marines?

The grey meat sandwich part was true. The rest maybe less so.

Once I was on a train from England to Scotland and they had a cart of pre-packaged sandwiches. The one I choose was of chopped grey pieces of meat swi...

Is that your nail polished adorned hand or is that the hand of a paid sandwich model?

Your continued reference to GI index, food, and weight leads me to believe diabetes is on your mind. Next, I suspect I'll be hearing about treadmills ...

Also, something else you might not know, if you go there, the cashiers like to be called fucktards. Be sure to do that so they'll treat you better.

Yeah, like Costco.