Hanover

They have neither a split hoof nor do they chew their cud. Not even a close call, totally treif. My cross buns, while typically kosher, are not right ...

I guess my invitation got lost yet again. For my Passover party, I'm making a cheese dip and serving it with communion crackers and holy water. It's a...

You're not a bread guy. I'm a bread guy, and I can tell you, bread awakens the senses, floods the palate with flavorful sensation, and ushers in aroma...

/uploads/resized/files/94/2qu8jt1p5azsg0df.jpg Speaking of dry and tasteless:

My hot buns are moist, delicious, and inviting. You figure out what I'm talking about. My sense of humor, dry and tasteless.

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Enjoying some Irish creme liqueur. It comes in a fun milk shaped container. I imagine it's the type that arrived at @"Baden"s doorstep when a wee lad....

There was a time as well when only women sported vaginas. Times change.

Fair, but what of orally pleasuring your vehicle? Surely that selfless act is the mark of a gentleman.

I didn't fully understand how the goats were part of that story, but nevermind that. To your questions, I fear this will be a bit embarrassing for you...

/uploads/resized/files/aj/a83xt00w526lvwj1.jpeg I call this brother pie because my brother just made it. This is where you guys tell me how much bette...

For me, it's all shades of gray. :shade:

I think every man loves a woman in uniform, especially one with those hot mini-ties. I'm like, is she a cop, is she a professional, or is she just pla...

/uploads/files/8o/s4ldxh8akmqit36z.jpeg Zdeno Chára I'll light him up and smoke him. Finna get real.

Just polished off a thoroughbred sandwich with a side of conch fritters and 8 shots of whiskey. Typical Kazakhstan/Carribean/Irish fusion.

This German cucumber thing makes me realize that if you dig deep enough into any nation's past you'll find a misdeed.

SPOILER ALERT if you haven't read it, but it was the Germans. But you might have guessed it was them from the preface.

I thought it was the result of the 1066 French food imposition, where they left their words behind. Otherwise you're left with the idea that the ancie...

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Do you guys say buffet like Jimmy Buffet and what about depot? I'm just trying to figure out how far down the rabbit hole you've gone. And I say rabbi...

You talk funny.

We leave words unchanged from their original pronunciations out of cultural respect and for a protection of diversity. That is especially true for our...

I suspect German regulatory influences, but I'm guessing. We require all milk be pasteurized as well, which eliminates certain cheese. We tend to be o...

The American pronunciation is the international standard. But fine: ?æ???òô is how we say it.

I'm roasting a cow's ass in the oven right now.

You guys say taco, like the A in back, but we say the A like the Mexicans who made that moon shaped delicacy, like the O in lot. T-ahh-koe.

I never had haggis: "In 1971 it became illegal to import haggis into the US from the UK due to a ban on food containing sheep lung, which constitutes ...

And have you ever heard them try to pronounce banana?

American is a much more flexible language than Englandish. Now I've got a hankering for a Mickey D"s filet of fish, but my wife tells tales of her lif...

I am aware of that neurological condition. The good news is that you will die within the week and not have to deal with it much longer. The other good...

I should expect the retaliation I suppose following my relentless attacks. I typically order it medium well, but then send it back if it's the least b...

If the entire universe were comprised of matter could we not know it for lack of something to compare it to?

Now that we're at the 1500th page, I think us old timers should take a moment and look back and share some of our fondest memories of days gone by. I'...

I said a long time ago I'd start using lackaday. I'm just now making good on it. It comes from my care free beatnik days. I got it from a Jack Kerouac...

To be honest, which is the most common preface for less than honest posts, I do know that what is everyday behavior for me can be much for others, so ...

My favorite part: "But medical staff remain mystified as to how the tooth came to be jammed in the 47-year-old's ear canal in the first place. Especia...

This is the best tooth story ever. This guy somehow got a tooth lodged in his ear that caused decades of pain until they finally removed it. https://w...

For Easter dinner, I'm frying up a truckload of lemon-pepper chicken wings. Come on by. Everyone will leave happy.

If you'd just tell me how to get the spell check feature working, I wouldn't have some many embarrassing misspellings. I have relied upon spell-check ...

This was actually self-deprecatory humor, evidence of my deep humilty. That you thought it was an attempt to garner sympathy and then project your dys...

I made fingertip beef pie. It's like typical beef pie, but you sliice just the perfect amount of finger tip and you put it in the pie. It tastes like ...

Maybe, maybe not. It's potentially an untestable hypothesis. If we expend 100% of the known resources of black pepper and it still is not enough, the ...

Read your Bible. Jesus rose the day the Jews fled Egypt and was there to walk them across the sea because he could walk on water. Then he washed all t...

The problem I have with books is that the story is over before you read it by virtue of it already having been written, regardless of when you experie...

Shit when"d all y'all get to talkin this way?

Sure done did notice it, but not until you done did point it out

Griddle, yeah. That's what I use. Got a full sized propane one on the back deck. They're all the rage these days. I use it for everything.

Splain that. The potatoes go directly into the flame?

Why do you ask people if they read what you just wrote? Read that?

The only way to make hashbrowns is to fry reconstituted dehydrated potatoes on a hot griddle. Fresh potatoes are too starchy and become too pasty. I d...