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Funny you should say that because I just slipped in your mother's feces and bruised your father's erection.

Funny you should say that because I don't drink coffee. Ever. This just proves there is an exception to every rule.

What was it that you did to your eggs? It was prodding or probing them or something?

It's been a few years since the kids played soccer, but we had a Mercury Villager. If you have farm fresh eggs that haven't had the anti-bacterial coa...

This is my favorite cereal:/uploads/resized/files/bo/fqpi1lkjmrd1ku4j.jpeg It's low on the glycemic index, and it gives me big muscles.

That reminds me a bit of burnt cheese on a piece of burnt bread. Is that the recipe?

When I was a kid, bagels were a boiled bread product, uncuttable without a special holding device unless toasted and they were very chewy. I suspect t...

There was a squirrel that would take nuts from our hands when I was a kid. I named him Peanut. One day it bit the power line and died. I changed his n...

For Christ's sake, the man comes up with a new word all on his own and you shoot it down by saying it's not different enough from the old words. I get...

I'm currently creating a new language from scratch. I call it Oneoff. I've taken the dictionary and I've moved the words one down (or one-off, hence t...

My spell check quit working on my computer, but it works on my phone. So, when I say things like "explansive," you'll understand. I do like that term ...

I actually confused myself with that last post and I'm not sure if that was my dog or my son that did that.

In the US, housing projects were never part of a utopian ideal, but were part of a welfare system designed to provide housing to those who otherwise w...

Yes, but here's what an estate is: "An extensive area of land in the country, usually with a large house, owned by one person, family, or organization...

My favorite part was the juxtaposition of "public housing" with "estate." More on painting doors: https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg

When I was a child in Vaginikistan, my grandmother would wait in line for days for a single drop of water, which she would place gently beneath her co...

That's the problem with sarcasm. You never know what people are really saying, so just pick the interpretation that keeps you from crying

Fred eats beds, and shit as it turns out. My son eats crows and ham chunks. I eat colorful eggs, but that might be a sarcastic way of saying not color...

Why did you confuse the word ate for shit? In Georgia, we have a term for really smart people. We call them shit for brains. Or, as you might say, ate...

Do you use the shower water to fill the tub and soak in your used washings to save on the water bill? If not, it's something to think about.

Fred ate his bed, and now there are foam rubber chunks everywhere. I wish he would have decided otherwise.

We have scalding water pellets from the sky, blistering our skin, leaving us looking like ancient plague ridden Egyptians, just in time for Passover.

Thanks for the map. I'll keep it in my glove box in the event my GPS goes out

I just turned your post into a link. I've taken the knowledge you've given me and turned it into shit. And I'll do it again if you give me the chance.

While your and @"Jamal"'s focus on color was unexpected, it was well deserved. Had you not excoriated me, I'd likely repeated myself. Thank you for th...

Homemade Waffle House. /uploads/resized/files/jw/mejwmx7m9b5o62e5.jpg The key to replicating the Waffle House hashbrowns is to reconstitute dehydrated...

The problem is that you're not funny, so you just now make mean comments with a smiling emoji as if that helps.

I understood her better when I read the subtitles. Before I read what she was saying, I did pick up that she was reading a grocery list because her ca...

You've got to define flexibility. The hits I got regarding English and flexibility relate to its ability to absorb foreign terms. Your use of flexibil...

He didn't, and while non-standard, it was quaint. If I heard that in regular conversation, I wouldn't think him non-native, but maybe older with more ...

My grandma would say you should take chicken soup for a cold, like it was medicine. My auto-spell inserted the word "aphid" instead of "should." I sho...

Skyr has found its way to the burbs. It's soccer mom cuisine now. You've got to find something more obscure now if you want to stay hip. Maybe a glass...

You eat soup. even when you drink it, as long as you use a spoon, although maybe not necessarily, and you take medicine, even when you drink it. You t...

I do too. I put nuts in it. Chobani peach is must common, but mixed berries and blueberries sometimes too. I used to eat Danishes for breakfast, but I...

I'm aware of all this. The confusing part is why their decades are 9.4 years and the charecterize everything in scores. Instead of saying 3 years, the...

Hate the way the rest of the world puts the date before the month.

Last night's ca kho to. Experimental right now. A little too sweet this time, and I used cod which was a bit pricey to learn with. But pretty good non...

/uploads/resized/files/au/fczwwjv7p1a31i4s.jpg Homemade blueberry blitzes for brekky.

But is this unique to philosophy, or just the result of any over-specialization in the humanities? The value of basic knowledge of philosophy, literat...

My meta-meta-philosophical position is that Bunge's meta-philosophical position regarding the deficiencies in philosophy is itself the deficiency in p...

I'm going to try making a Vietnamese fish pot dish I had a while ago. It's this caramelized fish with onions that's really good. Not sure if you've ha...

You can murder (commit the act), attempt to murder (try but not complete the act), and conspire to murder (plan but not try to complete the act). All ...

The threat to democracy, which at its most basic level is the power of the individual vote, is what Trump directly threatened. He fought to overturn a...

Pay attention to the malum per se and malum prohibita distinction. That was the point.

I think you guys try to psychoanalze the elusive American mind in trying to understand the resistance to this particular indictment, as if there's som...

I still take it to the litter box. Just in case.

I got a deshedding glove and petted my cat until I got enough fur off that I can now just pet the fur ball on my chest and pet it. It's freed up time ...

Maybe this is like what you y'all're talking about. I worked at this place, and I'd typically not say hello to people when I walked by them. This one ...

I disagree

Thought I'd quote this quotable quote.