The Holiday Inn Express is presented with a tasteful stucco design, set with modern curves, bright letters, and bedazzled with angular yet comfortable...
Yours also was an excellent description of ejaculate, and I can't say I wasn't subconsciously inspired by it. Thank you for your contribution to my ps...
And it is the gentlewoman who allows the sophomoric male to his buffoonery, neither contributing nor objecting, but only offering the occassional smil...
Typically I don't balk at the perverse, but I did say: To cure this problem, I'll just add a zero to her age, and we'll have a geriatric vagina, which...
I imagine that car in a horror movie, with a young girl, about 10 years old, with long matted hair wearing a robe like dress, turned backwards and fac...
It is time for you to get over the fact that I had swum prior to my birth. Many have commented upon your inability to let that go. Uncle Peter is besi...
This is true, but I was encouraged by her statement that the scone was a tasty crispbread, and she clearly pronounced the "spb" combination in the exp...
For breakfast, I had Kashi cereal with fresh raspberries, Chobani yogurt that I added mixed nuts to, orange juice, tea, and I tore small pieces of che...
This is not eggzactly scrambled eggs, but closer to an omelet or casserole. If I put an egg in flour and made bread, I suppose you'd call that scrambl...
Well aren't you a Billy badass all hidden behind a keyboard somewhere in east bumblefuck talking a big game? Put salt and pepper in your eggs?? Over m...
Hey fucktards, the only ingredient in scrambled eggs is eggs. This is literally a conversation about the speed and thoroughness of the scramble. And F...
I've only gotten those super moist homogeneous style in breakfast buffets, leading me to think they were from a powder or dehydrated mix. From fresh e...
That's Philosophy Joe, a Philosophy hero from the now defunct comic book company Bufoon Comics. Philosophy Joe would attempt to defeat villains by out...
Funny you guys say that. Nothing pisses me off more than the long discussion that precedes the recipe. What makes it especially annoying is when you h...
Fred insists upon the cage. I offer him freedom and he returns to his bondage. Hey told me he does it to offer a metaphoric representation of how many...
Speaking of Boston. I once spent the entire day walking the Freedom Trail listening to the ear tour. I ate a lot of lobster. On a 7 point scale, where...
Here's the view from my hotel room in Atlanta. /uploads/resized/files/9a/263p2c8eq39b43fe.jpg Here's my date scones I just made: /uploads/resized/file...
I think you push a button and it sets in motion a series of gears and pulleys, resulting in the release of pancake mix onto a fiery conveyor belt, eve...
Made some smash burgers on my griddle today. For the uninitiated, you do this by making an Uncle Peter meat ball and mix in your preferences. I choose...
St. Patrick's Day always seemed such a joyous holiday, but its history i am to learn was so violent and bloody. Next St. Paddy's Day, I'll drink my gr...
Thanks for this additional information. I won't double check it because it sounds so right. Didn't St. Patrick have to suddenly flee Ireland from the ...
When I was in the Kiwanis Club, a charitable civic group, we'd have an annual St. Patrick's Day 5k run fundraiser and also sponsor free pancake Tuesda...
Nice hotels have you pay for such buffets, which you just write your room number on the receipt and it charges it to the final bill so you don't feel ...
As I noted, it's not an all or nothing proposition. Some might be rational (like prohibitions against murder) and others not (like waving a sagebrush ...
In order to spiritually cleanse those Israelites who came into contact with the dead, they were to sacrifice a red cow that has never been pregnant or...
I stayed at a hotel the past few days, and they had a breakfast buffet of scrambled eggs, the plunge type sausages, lox, yogurt, danishes, and all sor...
When my kids were little, I got them a gerbil named Nibbles who'd they release in the playroom and I'd spend forever trying to catch and put back in t...
I get the criticism, but my unstated setting envisioned in my mind is of the speaker standing in America answering a question of someone inquiring as ...
I was born and raised in China, having swum (a most underused past participle) the Pacific to America in search for a better life. I met a fellow flee...
Prod as you might, I will not succumb. I will not talk about using olive oil as a vaginal lubricant to help reduce penile chaffing from vigorous penet...
I have one bottle of Kroger extra virgin olive oil. I also have a bottle of avocado oil, which like my bottle of canola oil, is technically not olive ...
How do you know they don't ferment the milk in my old minivan? Like you were there? All you know is that you snap your fingers and milk products arriv...
When my kids were little, I learned if you left a plastic bottle of milk in the hot mini-van all day, you would make a putrid pressurized cottage chee...
How is the fermented camel milk? Is it alcoholic? Do they distill it to make a milk brandy? Does it curdle? Do you remove the curds before chugging it...
Your thesis seems to be that the structure of the language imposes judgment, when it seems more likely that the language is representing the already e...
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