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She actually did say that. Literally. I said, "Cupcake, my honey, my darlilng, your hair is beautiful in this moonlight, and so, based upon that, and ...

I wonder how many transsexuals work at the Texas Department of Agriculture. That's got to be a tough life already.

This limitation you describe was my greatest frustration in trying to get ChatGPT to pass (or really even take) the Turing test. The first hurdle was ...

Thanks

You know how people do the reveal feature where you make everything appear upon clicking on the word "reveal"? How do you do that? And when you tell m...

Speaking of geists, I feel the current spirit of the Shoutbox is to challenge others to fights. I like this approach. It's comptetive and keeps us on ...

I can attest to this. When you were 26, I had in you perhaps the greatest friend I had ever known. When you turned 27, fuck dude, you became pretty in...

When did you get to be the TPFgeist?

I have, and the last thing I remember him saying was that you were an old shrunken up prune boy.

Projecting my thoughts upon your bald head, I'd submit that the move was a short distance geographically but a long distance toward obtaining freedom....

What I didn't like about youth was dependency and lack of autonomy. Much of our youth is spent doing as we're told, living where we're told, and relyi...

You look old, tired, and worn. Prune like.

Being young is good to the extent you've got longer to live and perhaps you can run and jump higher, to the extent you might need to. But, I put the q...

Once I was jogging and this guy pulled into his driveway and pushed some button that opened his fence so that his car could enter and out ran two dogs...

Just thought this was a pretty funny quote. I'm going to use it often.

Cry harder.

The reason they spend so much time and money clearing land, cutting down trees, bringing in trucks, pouring asphalt, and laying roads is so that cars,...

To the extent that Fred is a dog, I have 3 dogs. Counting my cat, I have 4 dogs. I can never really remember if Fred is my dog or my son. Fred would n...

Like my Scottish friends in kilt country, freeballing is the way to go.

Thank you for the wardrobe question. I'll be delighted to explain. The boots are the pull up sort, with steel toes, and can be even worn without socks...

If there is but one party, why such polarization along such meaningless labels? Is it really the case that people here would be willing to close their...

Cash me owsi howboh dah?

Not pool weather just yet. A few more weeks. /uploads/resized/files/05/l3p78ymqk074m0bm.jpg

https://youtu.be/h1Fk_mDem4o

While I realize the rule proscribes me giving myself my own nickname, Hanno sounds more likely. I also like Ho, or "my Ho," as in "where my Ho at"? Th...

Your nickname will be Banno-o then.

I'm making raspberry danishes. The dough is rising as we speak.

Ask him why we'd provide you a question to ask him instead of just asking him ourselves. Parking lot. Now.

Ask him to stay away from the Shoutbox. He'll be humbled by how little he knows and how difficult it is to keep up.

I agree. Carrots ate totally full of shit. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/a-wwii-propaganda-campaign-popularized-the-myth-that-carrots-he...

I'm a mere 56 years old, but get scrappier and more confident daily. https://youtu.be/cm9ROhg_FkQ 46 year old vs. 26 year old. Remember kids, you can ...

The problem I have with such arguments is that it seems to be arguing against the concept of true AI (i.e. something on par with human reasoning), as ...

I do enjoy me some muenster cheese, but I never knew it was an American invention. I often have cheese parties with my animals and I'll serve muenster...

I don't mind your having the cheese because we all do that from time to time, but the cover up is a big deal.

I learned the name of the cart corral when a home goods store near me went out of business. They literally sold everything in their closing sale, incl...

You don't need terribly impressive credentials to become a member.

Aldi's approach is to require you pay a quarter for a cart that is then returned to you when you return the cart. I refuse to shop anywhere where peop...

Interesting. Go on.

Cash me outside, howboh dah?

Jesus fucking Christ, you're a fascinating person, a yin and yang all rolled up into one. Your wife is one lucky person, each day discovering somethin...

I stayed at one not too long ago. What I truly enjoyed was the expansive luggage area on the furniture and the numerous hooks on the wall. It allowed ...

Dinner: Blackened Mahi with homemade seasoning mix. Broccoli cooked on the griddle with soy sauce, garlic, and spices. Polished it off with a tall gla...

Or maybe it's "Eee dah sumpih"?

Howbow dah? Int dat sompin?

Remember the cash me outside girl? She's a multi-millionaire now. https://youtu.be/ZrtSOTGNqA8

She didn't order the same thing and you didn't eat the spicy one again. She ordered a similar item and you ate a similar item. If it was the same, you...

Should you be disappointed with your lodging, I found this alternative for you: https://www.ihg.com/holidayinnexpress/hotels/us/en/almaty/alamt/hoteld...

I agree with @"180 Proof" to the extent that science, philosophy, and religion aren't clearly defined in the OP. In the vernacular, I take religion to...

There's nothing quite like a freshly poured glass of orange juice, with its newly awoken flavors and colors after having sat in the cold dark refridge...

Breakfast was French Toast, using the cinnamon babka as the base, adorned with fresh raspberries. Also included was yogurt with nuts, tea, and freshly...