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Only real asshats think that being a selfish asshat ever means that they're smarter, or wiser than anyone.

There is a lot more to be gained than just money, but even only based on that metric, unless your job has exactly zero movement potential, then that i...

Only shitty people. Decent human beings understand that if we all attempted to take out more than we put in, everything would become pretty shitty pre...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R72atCX4leY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhILMqX-AXE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWoxpdPf6rM "What adult goes full force against children?" - Madara Uchiha.

That is exactly and precisely why.

I have like six different sticks for beating chicks off with. All specialized for the different kinds.

Thats my life philosophy, they have a monoply on hotness.

You're barely as tall as that bush.

Yeah, you did, and I remember them. You told me I had a "comely head", and then posted one of yourself on a patio.

I remember you all dressed as a goth.

I remember it too, they were gladiators, or spartans.

I become quite a werewolf if I let it all grow out, though I prefer to keep myself well groomed, as I am now.

Maybe later I have to shave.

I am at the beginning as well.

Not good enough, need to post some duck face, blue steel stuff. I know how you love those. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D519hT7-ytY

Admitting that you care about your reputation at all indicates that you probably lie about it. I'm immune to most illusionary techniques.

It has to be just the right amount of early.

That makes me feel better about not getting it either.

That's an impossible request.

Gotta get up pretty early in the morning...

Lol, go meet up.

Bet you can't lick it.

I don't have like a medical report, or something, I'm 5'10.25, about 162, so that is like high end 22, low end 23 I think. Though, like I said, it doe...

Without watching it, I'll in turn agree.

I can confirm that I'm cool cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvzyQhgVACA

A whole one?

There aren't enough "yes dear"s in existence to satiate your fury.

Hey, I already fixed that like ten min ago.

You're into spousal abuse aren't you? Your kids would go to school to be comforted by their peers.

Pfft.

I'm getting a lot of good laughs out of this place tonight.

Raid the public gardens, like a carny.

Ironically, that's pretty common.

"Lady" is an honorific.

Fast food is hella expensive, if he bought real food he probably would have enough. I lost my mind when I was starving, laying on a park bench with no...

Lol, oh I get it. It's not necessarily true in reverse, you have to be noble to be a lady, but being noble doesn't necessarily mean one is a lady.

O:)

'bout what?

You have to be noble to be a lady, children.

The cut would be deep, if that was a biological attribute.

That sucks bro, I gots food at least, though McDonalds doesn't count. I have kale, and some fixin' for a good smoothy.

I know you are but what am I?

Well, I didn't say both things at the same time, they were separate and distinct clauses.

I can't quite contain, or explain my evil ways, or explain why I'm not sane.

I didn't say you were the biggest liar, I just said that you lie about yourself. We both know that you do.

Make me.

I'll volunteer to do that analysis... ... ... And done.

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