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And doing drugs and whatever.

Personally I think it was probably her idea that they got caught so that she could become famous. But I, like everyone else in the public don't and pr...

This includes abstinence from sex, booze and television. Unless the TV show is a philosophical competition game where at least one fasting member of t...

Both are relevant and what did Monica to Bill is a perfect example of a person of power using that for/or against a man she has a sexual interest in. ...

A guy walks into a pub and puts a bucket on the bar. He says to the barman "Give me a pint of bitter and fill the bucket with mild". After downing his...

Oh no, I am a person of high breeding. When I say I would like a steak, that is what I want. Nothing else will do. I would probably not invite you eve...

Hunger does not recognize the difference. He is busy right now, if your problem is urgent you could always look in the yellow pages.

Has anyone ever heard the magic elephant joke?

No, it was a suggestion. I was hungry and someone started talking about fish. But just where is your mind going?

A man walks into an old house in Jerusalem, walks around a bit and asks if he can talk to the owner. When an old man shows up the visitor asks if he h...

Did I miss your joke? No, because it was not there to miss. Please refer once again to my previous post.

You are really addicted to being a grammar cop are you not. And even if you say that none are available at the moment, I know just how to call one. I ...

Oh, dear I almost forgot to mention this. I know it my might seem silly of me, but why did you have your head in a bucket?

Golly b'joggers. You fellows must be really, but really busy right now. I will toggle along and leave you to it them.

Oh dear, should I find a lawyer?

Happy to be of service. X-)

Maybe we should call one of the grammar cops to examine your sentences. They seen to be saying you don't like the way I replied to something. Is that ...

Ah, I see. you still fail to understand. I never mentioned a bucket, with or without any content whether that be clear fluid or otherwise.

First of all, what discussion? You told a joke and people were asked to comment if they so wished, I did wish. I did not ask any one to comment on my ...

No. I know a couple of people that stick their heads in things without knowing anything about it.

I worry about the ones that say what they think, but how can you worry about the ones that don't? As I said the ones that do have fantasizes would be ...

Love to help but I have a full day on my agenda. 1 Trim dog's hair 2 Finish welding shed door 3 Finish cutting grass only 300 m2 4 Get into trouble on...

Does the fact that a person fantasizes about doing something mean that they would actually do it? Many have thought about killing themselves, but they...

And the punch line is? :-* Funny, because I know a couple of people like that.

I would prefer a big thick beef steak, medium rare. Thank you.

How do you describe a blind fisherman. A guy that is fshng

Why did the blind guy fall into the hole in the ground? Because he could not see that well.

Such a shame that only one person understood. :-*

Not "you", "them" Banno, how could you possible read all of that from my post? All I did was try to see if anyone was available to do a job that is we...

That would depend on what the fantasies were, who knows you might even get offers of participation. But if you started talking about how you would lik...

Is watching pornography a stimulant or a learning method? Lots of people say that watching porn makes the people want to copy what they see, but would...

OK, so the majority has stated that the US of A needs to bring in stricter gun laws. Let's do the planning. Who wants to write up the laws? Who wants ...

Morality involves judgement, who will judge you? You could answer "myself", but do you really control what happens in your imagination? What happens i...

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Do you have a awesome job because of your education or because you became apolitical? :)

Granny on the curb. Part 2 Son "Agh come on pa', it ain't my fault they took her" Dad "But it was your fault they took the god damned sofa she was lyi...

If you don't know, how the hell should we?

When you was born you was so ugly the doc slapped the shit out of you mama. Dad to son, "Hey dumb ass, why you leave your ugly old granny on the curb?...

50,000% of 0 = ?

Try writing limericks?

The use of firearms as a preventive method does not always require one to fire it. But the incident did involve the use of firearms. If one of the pas...

OK so now it is auto-evaluation time. On a scale from 1 to 1.1, how did you score on that joke? X-)

The thread is about the last word here, on this thread. Not the last word at the end of the world or even your life. Lighten up a bit. :D

The question: in what specific way should they be made tighter?

OK. (Y)

Don't limericks that make people laugh count as jokes?

An English bobby in the early twentieth century was asked about how they dealt with criminals. We just leave them hanging around for a while and they ...

Cool, they mention one of my favorite books Plato and a Platypus Walk into a Bar.

Now sir, that was funny. X-) Maybe instead of jokes we could have a limericks thread.

As I have already said, I agree with this. But the distinction is as you say. The non-abiding folks are intent on using as necessary to advance their ...