Hanover

I thought it meant to murder someone.

My son use to forget his shoes, so I bought him three pairs of the same shoes at Wal-Mart and I put a pair in each car and another pair in the house. ...

I once had a hamburger at Five Guys.

Why are we talking about gods, fishes, and loaves? Is this supposed to be an allusion to something important to me?

The guy who bumped into me wasn't homeless and he wasn't god, at least I didn't think he was. He was just an old guy who bumped into me. But for the r...

I have a Scottish question for the Scots here. Once when I was in Scotland, making my way into a fish and chips place, an old fucker walked straight i...

That is a good question, and one I've spent the better part of a sandwich thinking over. I thiink my hesitency in making Dylan a true folk singer is t...

I'm also not a fan. I'm not sure I really like folk music in its pure form though. I'm a huge Dylan fan, but I'm not sure he fits in with those other ...

Alright, I need subtitles for that one.

I like how he rambled a bit and sorted through the different possibilities. It was Hanoverian to some extent. I also like the accent where I missed ma...

I don't mind the Jamalian error arising from haste where one mistakes your for you're, as that is bound to happen from time to time, but the bracket m...

Kind of. The story goes something like this. During my divorce, my soon to be ex took the family dog to breed it, and then she returned it with a pupp...

Please follow this because it's complicated and very sinister. I'm going to ask ChatGPT to create a program that asks ChatGPT questions over and over ...

I had ChatGPT write me a cover letter for the moderator position here. I feel like something got lost in the translation, but probably not in a bad wa...

I read that and laught.

I feel like I missed a joke. Help a brother out.

My washer lid cracked by the hinge, so I looked up the part and ordered it for $200. I can't exactly see how to remove it, so I'm gonna hafta learn so...

The script is a noun. The flip is a verb.

I generally agree, although I think you're still gay if all you listen to are show tunes, regardless of who you have sex with after the show.

It is the script, so if I flip the script, I turn the story bakerds.

Your use of "slept" is mimicry of my use of terms like script and flipt with that dangling T.

This is the strangest contest ever. It's like you want to show everyone how gay you act, but then surprise us with a "but I'm not gay" punchline. Mine...

I like tractors, dirty T-shirts, cheap beer, hate musicals, am generally insensitive to others, enjoy math, and ham radios, but man on man sex, well, ...

Sounds like a challenge. Gentlemen, let the games begin.

This is sort of interesting regarding whether transgender male to females can play chess as females in tournaments. https://www.yahoo.com/news/world-c...

You think Frank miscast himself as Cary Grant because Frank isn't gay, but you see nothing unusual with me being cast as Katherine Hepburn?

Sounds like you're trying to shed the responsibility of earning sufficient money to pay rent, furnish the place, pay utilitities, and otherwise burden...

I suppose the American to Aussie translation is that a country show is a county fair, so what we're talking about is fair fare. Dagwood to me referenc...

I'd have said £1 instead of $1 if I were British.

I fear wokeness has eliminated many of the opportunities bearded women could once rely upon. At my last carnival, I paid $1 to go into a small room to...

I met a lady at the fair who I couldn't seem to convince to show me affection, so I dipped myself in corn batter, creating a boisterous and throbbing ...

You mean Thanatos Sand and Thanatos Sannd were the same person???

I assumed they hung him as a picture of himself. It's a hyperrealist art form.

He didn't die though. He just swung back and forth like a pendulum. They took him down and he kept swinging, so they loaded him up in a grandfather cl...

As far as you know, I was on that grand jury and I heroically busted into the courtroom and handed the judge the indictment, half the crowd cheering, ...

G, G, NG, G, NG, G, hung, NG, G, G, NG, NG, hung, NG, NG, G, G, NG, G, G, hung, NG, NG, G, G, G, G, NG, G, NG, G, hung, NG, G, G, NG, NG, hung, NG, NG...

Did a little research for you so that you can schedule accordingly. Trump's current trials are set as follows: The D.C. case - Conspiracy to defraud t...

There are a whole lot of indictments. When will trial begin on one of these things? I'm ready for a verdict.

That is a Southern thing. Not sure why people do that. Gordy used to do that. I wonder what he's up to these days.

My thought on the 14th Amendment thing was that it was interesting. It seems to give a basis to disqualify any person from federal office who has enga...

Often the unsung heroes are the thousands of seagulls who fly directly into the disaster areas and flap their wings in the thick oil in order to soak ...

Nothing quenches the thirst for you and your camel than a flaky fruit filled treat.

Sometimes things are usually hard to understand. You should spend less time overthinking it. I feel like I've channeled my inner Yogi Berra. Who? http...

Reminds me of a Brady Bunch episode. https://youtu.be/8wgDdgXjjN0

Local legend has it that the nearby town of Sugar Hill, Georgia got its name when a wagon filled with sugar overturned. https://www.northgwinnettvoice...

My cholesterol was high about 10 years ago, so the doctor asked me to change my diet and check back. A month later after eating boneless skinless chic...

The assumption is that the recommendations are scientifically based, so you needn't dispute them or arrive at theories why they may be untrue. You sti...

So it feels like the author just walked into the Museum of Modern Art. I don't see how this fits in. If the author thinks this is sinful, then that's ...

I didn't read it as that extreme, but I did read it as a victim cowering in a hidden corner as a drunk famly member stumbled around mumbling to himsel...

It's cryptic, but my reading is that this a church service based upon the day chosen. The flimflam man is the preacher. The cameras must reference a t...