Hanover

Here's a try: There once was a mensch named Hanover Who paid a blonde lass to bend over He gazed down upon her In all his dishonor And called out "thi...

This has more the subtle feel of advice as opposed to participation in a collaborative artistic enterprise, but I'm likely just misreading. Good first...

I took some antibiotics today My phlegm went from green to gray Guys, help me with this poem. I've got writer's block and can't come up with the next ...

Perhaps its followers find that it provides a meaningful way of life. I'm not trying to dissuade them from their views in that regard But, to the exte...

That in its Christian form, it presents as a naive literalism, where it is argued that the text is the inerrant word of God and it can be understood b...

The same problem arises from the atheist camp in trying to define theists as fundamentalists and then attacking that weakest form of theism.

They aren't synonymous, but I also don't think it's accurate to suggest Dawkins and certainly not Harris are anything but true blue atheists. The epis...

I like the concept, but the direction I'd take it is with some naked beer bellies standing around the statue of David. You know, when I think of David...

You're making a strained epistemological argument. When Dawkins says God can't be disproved with certainty, that hardly is a nod in favor of possible ...

I know there are all sorts of motivational videos out there, so I'm hesitant to pick one to post, but this one really inspired me, so I wanted to post...

She's pretty decent. A few strikes, a few spares, but really good for a cat.

Have any of y'all seen my cat bowl?

I posted that 3 years ago. You have no idea what it's like waiting that long for a reply. Absolute torture.

Biden is the first second Catholic to be president.

Your mastery of the rules of consanguinity are impressive.

A friend of mine stole the life size cut out of Dale Earnhardt that was next to a beer display. He walked it like a step at a time and the lady just w...

I was once at a Victoria Secrets supermodel angel show thing and these women, over and over, kept fucking me. I was like "stop that shit." They told m...

I think that story was somewhere between The Looking Glass and Dr. Suess.

When I grew up in Popperland, we called sodas fizzlefazzers and if you had two in a sitting, they were called doubledazzers. My babydoll in Popperland...

He seems temperamental. I guess it's good to be passionate about something, but he might find it socially limiting to tell everyone to fuck off.

Nachtwey worked for me as an apprentice, trying to master my command of the color blue.

I was at a play in Broadway that Molly Ringwald starred in and afterwards she was signing the playbills. I was going to get my signed and tell her tha...

Another synagogue story. Once this middle aged lady was watching us as we got in our car and my younger brother said "why don't you take a picture? It...

When I was a kid, there was this man at my synagogue who had this really big chin and he talked really quiet, and he used to come tell me and my broth...

RC Cola goes with Moon Pies. Neither are all that good, but it's a traditional pairing. https://deepsouthmag.com/2022/04/11/rc-cola-and-a-moonpie-the-...

What surprised me about the "soda" machine, is that it appears to sell Pepsi, which is pretty unusual in Georgia, home to Coca-Cola. We don't call it ...

By the way, that sky over Scotland, Georgia is about the bluest sky I've ever seen. One thing we Georgians do well is blue. That's for damn sure.

How can something be darker than perceived reality? "Perceived" reality, to the extent it is distinct from actual reality, is whatever I perceive, mea...

Yours is a very dark blue, one that suggests saddness and a lack of hope. The blue I submitted was a joyous blue, one that brings forth happiness and ...

Russian blue pales in comparison to Georgia blue. It's embarrassing really.

https://youtu.be/lzFO2N6uRSE?si=NVmjmqOFuzqCiBhY /uploads/resized/files/7r/b154ymhkjljepegu.jpg

It got cool here quickly. It's 63 f, which is 20 degrees SST (Shoutbox Standard Temperature). SST = ((Fahrenheit + its Celcius equivalent) / 4). It's ...

/uploads/resized/files/6a/jxiuuexagesetgim.jpg The fair comes at the start of Fall. I got there early before all the food places opened so I could att...

You're pointing to a weak foundation that prudence would dictate protecting so that the entire structure won't fall. The problem is that the foundatio...

I think you were right to wait. It gave you a chance to be a kid.

Did you smash up the figs or just put a few whole uncut figs in the mix? If the latter, the fig bite would be whole different experience than the non ...

And my grandmother had one by her house. Sounds like, hate to say it, they were getting it on when we weren't looking.

Names matter. My mother attended Robert E. Lee High School and was a proud Rebel, but that's no more. The winners get to choose the names: Ho Chi Minh...

I am reminded of figgy pudding, a dessert not served in the US but only known from television shows of Brits talking about it. I would imagine it is l...

If one carefully removes the intestinal packaging surrounding their favorite sausage, it can then be used as a penis sheeth to avoid pregnancy. My for...

Spellcheck thinks it's so fucking funny the way it pretends to create these kinds of errors, but I find it puerile.

Another little known factoid: A stuck pig sounds most like a complaining human than any other animal.

I had a massive fight tree many years ago in my back yard. It will fulfill my annual fig needs of 2 to 3 figs per annum nicely. I had an apple tree as...

A query I sent to Chat GPT. I'm not sure I agree, but I'm open to everyone's comments: Q: "If one could choose either to make homemade pasta or homema...

I agree that depressed people are not happy, but I don't believe they have an accurate assessment of life. When they suggest there is no meaning to li...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume your wife is beyond the age of pregnancy concern and you are not popular enough to possess any of the sp...

Then how do you know when there's actually a pattern or if you're just seeing one that's not there?

Not a single "shana tovah" ? Really?

I was considering the purpose of an actual horse condom, and setting aside the possibility of its use during inter-species sexual relations to save a ...

I believe an ewe that saves herself for a single ram is of higher virtue. I'm old school that way. On the other hand, it doesn't matter to me how nann...