https://youtu.be/7BukJc5ujyk?si=7kqO6Lecf5Gx1eWa When I was a cat, a horsefly laid an egg in my nose when I was reading "The Cat in the Hat." I was so...
You can't keep the Shoutbox off the web because the web is nothing other than a shoutbox. The Shoutbox is where Everyman has their say, even Frednyman...
I bought a pint of brandy and the lady charged me two shits for it. I told her that I could only give her a shit for it, but not two. We haggled a bit...
She knows that if she waiits patiently long enough, someone will turn the water on for her. /uploads/resized/files/fo/lxzqv0ts4g3o6n4m.jpg /uploads/re...
I've had the barmat shot, consisting of the spillage of the past 20 or so drinks. Mine tasted of barman hands, sadness, and a delightful oak and butte...
My wife had mouth surgery, and so I've become a puree chef. I've made butternut squash soup, acorn squash soup, and hummus. I made some homemade tahin...
I don't think Hamas' rejection of an appeasement strategy is based upon its perceived futility. I think it's based upon their belief they shouldn't ha...
Pretty strained analogy, bringing up such things as inherited sin and the duy of reperations and such. A more apt analogy, although not perfect, would...
The link wasn't to their celebration, but was to their murder of concert goers by shooting them at point blank range. They were intentionally killing ...
We would use towels, not carpet samples, which I never heard of using. Snack time consisted of graham crackers and Hawaiian punch. First grade was a d...
To be fair, men do not peg men, so that term would have little use in the gay community. Men simply have sex with men, all parts come pre-packaged. Pe...
I fear for the younger generations who might be misled into thinking porn is reality and not fantasy, particularly the young women who usually are cas...
So I hear of such things and wonder how one approaches their significant other with that request. Like do you bring home the attachments and say "Hone...
I think cloying is the word you're looking for.: "excessively sweet, rich, or sentimental, especially to a disgusting or sickening degree." But yes, I...
His views on Christianity that I've heard are an idiosyncratic restorative theology of sorts where he interprets Christianity in a way consistent with...
The Lion's Club, a civic organization that likely flourished in the 50s when such things were in vogue, now survives on the fumes of the elderly looki...
Sent them to: Jamal The Philosophy Forum Route 1 Moscow, Russia NOTE TO POSTMASTER: DO NOT BEND. I decorated the box with all the stamps I had in my k...
America's Best. It's a chain, so you can choose any of them. My doctor was remote and they broadcast my peepers across the interweb for her to take a ...
IWhen I was a kid, I'd lie in my bed and wonder when people who didn't lie in their bed wondering would wonder because it was impossible to me that pe...
When I was a cat, I used to play with this skunk and we developed a forbidden type of love, so I painted a stripe down my back to fit into skunk socie...
Impenetrability is more a Christian concept revolving around the Virgin Mary, which is why I misspelled it. My people are fruitfulatious and multiplic...
I don't think we've given this enough thought and sort of glossed over on it, but @"Jamal" used to be a fucking mouse and a some piece of shit chicken...
What actually happened is that an Israelite named Lehi got on a boat and came to the Americas. Once in America, two of his sons became embroiled in co...
So here's the deal. I was in New Mexico speaking New Spanish to some New Mexicans and we got to scattering about some New fossils onto old land. I bou...
I was not aware that chickens were able to turn humans into golems, but I appreciate the information, considering the number of chickens I currently h...
The difficulty I am having with this post is that it suggests you died when you were a mouse and that you are no longer a mouse but a human, but your ...
I'd think that would have to be a crafty skunk who was able to lie in wait for some time and then spring upon the chicken. Chickens just seems much fa...
An animal attacked one of my chickens, but the chicken got away, leaving only a few cuts and scrapes on its neck. It seemed to be recovering until the...
The word siIIy is indistinguishable from the word silly, despite the former being spelled with capital letter eyes and not lowercase els. Els ate supe...
It's hard to know what to say. Maybe that's a platitide as well. I never knew what you were supposed to say to someone who lost a close friend or rela...
Speaking of Irish people other than @"Baden", I was talking to a client with an accent that seemed to come from some ancient melancholy land, and I as...
My first run is going to be to see if I can speak at my own house, and if I get permission for that, then I'll move to other houses to see if I can sp...
Tonight is garbage night, so I'll be crazy busy getting the trash to the curb, but if all goes well and some time is freed up, I'm likely to announce ...
We're attempting to use "religious fundamentalism" generically here, but there would be variations among the different groups. If we look at fundament...
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