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You don't know American, so stop trying to act like some sort of spelling bee queen. I'll have you know that I raised two kids off those mixed pea din...

How do you know what a lobotomized monkey would do? My guess is that you're just guessing and you want everyone here to think you have the balls to ac...

Is that a muscle or your shoulder popping out of joint? Regardless, my rug pic is much cooler.

A pic of the rug for those who might have doubted. /uploads/resized/files/53/8s4ioid2bon2ti8e.jpg

I pulled the rug outside and washed it with the hose in an attempt to cleanse it of the dog piss that had accumulated over the years. The water ran ye...

My favorite language is American.

Your cat is stupid though.

For real, if you give me an address, I'll send a check. I don't know another way.

Value

Either that or a God damn P.O. box so that I can send the money the way it has been sent for 5000 years. You guys a bunch of whippersnappers is what y...

I like that poem. It reminds me of the time I was pleasuring Sapienta's mother while Wosret pleasured Baden who was being pleasured by Michael's aunt ...

I have a PayPal account, but when I click on the link, I just go to my email. All it does is frustrate me and make me think about inappropriate things...

How do you make a Paypal payment directly to an email address?

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Any post posted must be the last post posted, meaning every post posted qualifies until the next post posted disqualifies it. If you are familiar with...

I think many overpay for choreographed boring wedding photos and are delighted with the end product. Why would I care?

I don't know all about this medical shit, but I do know that you continuously blame the sunbeams, like they're a malicious force in your universe. It'...

I'm told if you encounter a deer on the road, square up and knock the shit out of it. If you brake hard or swerve sharply, you pose a greater risk of ...

So if I have a tactic I use in chess, you'd say that was terrorism?

Your obligation was only to tell the truth, which you did. Whether your history disqualified you as a juror was decided by the judge, not you.

Losing, not loosing. Too easy.

https://youtu.be/u_CINAyjIr0 Great tune. First thing I remember was asking papa, why, For there were many things I didn't know. And daddy always smile...

I voted in opposition because it's true intent is to limit free speech, which includes the artistic experession known as pornography.

No, not like that. See what I did there?

You can only wish for bad things, that way the backfire will be good. You can play reverse psychology with the cosmos. It will never figure it out. Ne...

Whatever you wish for will only come true by injuring another, like if you wish to live forever, a certain number of babies will instantly die in thei...

I have a vacuum where my heart ought to be. It sucks out the life force of my opponents where it then spirals for eternity in the darkness. You can te...

My blows come from the heart, so they hurt the worst. The only defense is a hardened heart, but that will also be the death of you.

Silly girl, cats don't eat peas.

God damn foot splinter.

The tension growing between us is palpable.

The Catcher in the Rye

I'm in the burbs. There's a pizza delivery store every 10 feet.

If you guys have a request, please let me know. I'll see what I can do.

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I don't understand this analysis. There exists an actual world where evil exists, so why ask if there is a possible world where it might exist? If the...

You have a non-waspish name.

Then it's not evil.

The word is derived from the cuckoo bird, who supposedly invaded other bird's nests, pushed aside its eggs, and laid its own eggs in the nest, causing...

Are you a spokesperson for all women or are you just telling us of the sort of bad boy you adore?

The intent of punishment need not be a desire to eliminate it, but simply to offer the natural consequence for the bad act. That is, punishment need s...

There are 3 possibilities: (1) You are not part of everyone (2) My dog did in fact bite you (3) My statement was incorrect There is therefore a 67% (2...

If suicide is an option, then life is continued by consent once suicide is declined, which is by far the most prevalent choice. Ethically speaking, wo...

If I get two, would I have boxen?

I had a miniature schnauzer who bit everyone, including me. I really liked that dog. He took no shit. People would ask if he bit, and I'd say, "oh yea...

I'm glad I posted then. I hesitated before hitting send, but this offers me comfort that I did the right thing.

It's all in the name of science.

Look for a restaurant with a low sanitation score that is hopefully filled with rat droppings. I'm sure you can find such a place.

If dining on skinny folk shit resulted in meaningful weight loss, it'd be on the menu everywhere. Alright, personal question. As a gay gentleman, I'd ...