They are dancing in a shit pond, except for Boxcar Willie, who, after murdering a family and creating a Norman Rockwell dinner table scene (albeit hea...
If you're 18 and working your ass off making a small salary, you can sleep peacefully. If you're 48 and doing the same, you can't. Making rent and hav...
Tell the truth, including all the details of all the things he's done, making sure to say that you are in fear of being in physical harm when he is ar...
Curious you should deduce from my post that I was male. I simply indicated that I wished to pretend to be a woman. There are so many other logical pos...
You've appealed to my most basic instinct: the desire to pretend to be a woman so that I can gain access to the women's changing room. How you entered...
Bing Crosby raped my cat, so I'm understandably not a fan, despite his sending me an apologetic fruit and nut basket every Columbus Day (as that was t...
And during my transitional stage, I would have horse balls and simple, pragmatic breasts, neither mundane nor glorious, but useful both for feeding my...
So I was talking to this woman the other day and I mentioned she sounded drunk some nights when I called her and I wondered if she was a drunk. She th...
I liked Sheps and xzjoel and Maia, the self proclaimed eyeless girl. Then there was the person who said she was a 17 year old girl who suffered from p...
Not true. Every time I take care of myself, I grow breasts. Each time they're more magnificent than the last. Then when don't give a shit, I grow bold...
Peer pressure is a driver in all we do, but surely there are others. Dining at fine restaurants, traveling the world, and continuing your education ca...
It's a choice, but there is some amount of mental gymnastics one must perform to convince themselves they are not capitalistic while the Lorna Jane pu...
Ahhh! I see what you've done! You taunt me with the horse reference knowing I can't resist the obvious sophomoric jokes that so define all that is Han...
You are so under my spell, thinking you freely chose to send me the dog pic. I so manipulated that out of you. There is a way for you to free yourself...
I can't show you my gut because my manhood unfortunately casts an impenetrable shadow across the lower 9/10 of my body. No flash can penetrate that sh...
Your dog has excessive skin, which means it stinks to high hell. It's clearly got some basset in it, which means it's also lazy and probably makes tha...
You have that much desired Auschwitz belly going. Maybe start with some soup and work your way up to solid foods just so as to not shock your depleted...
While I acknowledge expending every ounce of energy I have in not sending a navel pic, your post fails in it's shameless attempt for something far mor...
Send a navel pic, that way it will normalize otherwise unacceptable behavior and TL will follow suit, and I'll finally be able to finish my internet p...
Whatever you do, don't provide a face close up. Reverse psychology can't work on you. I am so in your head right now, it's about to explode. You have ...
Me enjoying a cookie after running a 5k. It was a photo finish with me finishing just 12 minutes behind first place. /uploads/files/2x/c0lth49gybu8xd0...
Is it your position that quarks are a purely dogmatic creation, without empirical basis? I think you'd have to argue that if you wish to sustain your ...
I was the Norse god of sexiness until last week. Now I'm just an administrator. They didn't explain the demotion, but it really sucks. I'm thinking of...
When I lived on Mt. Olympus, I had a golden trident that I'd use to pleasure the elusive three holed virgins that would sit at my feet and eat grapes ...
This conclusion can only be reached if you believe that there are limits to human creativity and ingenuity. You speak of the impenetrability of Google...
Nonsense. That might might be the endgame, but there are hundreds off steps between. If the war you're referring to is Vietnam. I was born in 1966. Th...
What I read here is that you are very interested in wine, you've tasted and studied them, and are frustrated that your superior has knowledge, interes...
That is the attitude of some employees, but not all. Hopefully a manager will be able to motivate you, but if not, fire you, because you're not only u...
Luck plays a role, but if tomorrow we redistributed the wealth equally, the same folks would end up with it in the end. I'd also question what you mea...
There are plenty of uncontrollable variables, sure, but the idea that people just sort of wake up one morning and happen to find great success isn't t...
This strikes me as a defense mechanism of the extremely passive, which essentially leads to acceptance of circumstances regardless of how objectively ...
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