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Well what the fuck was it supposed to mean? An occassional "You look pretty" wouldn't be so hard. We can't all be perfect TimeLine with a navel that l...

The steak wasn't on Thanksgiving. The "incident" was though. Look, my life is complicated. I wouldn't expect you to understand. It's that time of the ...

Yeah, that's cuz she's a grown ass woman and we only share two of the same parents, so it's ok.

Well, that's a fine how do you do! I will talk to Banno and, knowing him, he'll have you fired from Australia so fast your head will spin. You've not ...

So here's the thing. I'm not talking to my sister right now because of the Thanksgiving "incident," and it's pretty fucking low you throwing that in m...

On another note, I don't know if I should complain to you or Banno because you're both Australian I believe, but I got an Outback steak delivered to m...

I done seen your navel, so you're old news. Veni vedi vici. Dats how playas play.

I think there are two types of people: Those who believe there are two types of people and those who don't.

I suppose it'd be Moses' world, where miracles were commonplace and not alarming. Moses didn't attempt to provide a mundane, non-miraculous explanatio...

I know it is, and it's an invalid attempt to declare all viewpoints relativistic and equally valid. My belief in evolution is founded upon firmer epis...

This is an equivocation fallacy. It is tautological that a miracle be inconsistent with the normal scientific order of things. It is not tautological ...

This isn't true. A historian is in the business of verifying his facts. He doesn't simply just recite what he's told, unless he simply wishes to docum...

If I reject substantiation because it's bullshit, but I ignore the bullshitery of quantum mechanics and believe it anyway, that means two things (1) I...

I had an irrefutable mystical experience that transubstantiation is bullshit. Sorry gang, but the gods done said it, so it's so.

I kinda knew that.

Asians are the new Jews, the old Jews are Haitians, and the middle aged Jews are Caucasian. Can someone write me a poem with all these rhymes?

The problem is like this: Your messiah has to be better than you, so that's why the gentiles had to go get a Jewish guy because Jews are better than g...

That's one interpretation of what I said, assuming "cracker" doesn't have another definition.

Both Jesus and the wafer never were anything other than ordinary crackers.

I have reviewed this craze, declare it a fad, and await its demise. Carry on.

My point is that extended childhoods are typical in advanced societies as are laws protecting children from sexual and economic abuses. Child labor la...

Ages of consent have never been stagnant and have varied by jurusdiction. Sexual consent in the South was 14 in some states, then raised to 16. Some a...

Wtf? TMI. Really dude, that's not a thing. That's you. I just vomited in my mouth.

Female sexual attraction is involuntary when they see the likes of me. That has been my experience 100% of the time 60% of the time.

It's not a sound, but there is a vibration effect it generates from the visual. If I watch it but close my eyes, I see dark. When the pole thing jumps...

A firefighter could be a man, a child, a woman, a water hose, or a dalmation, so one's attraction to a firefighter could be pedophelia, homosexuality,...

Saying your blue shirt is red is in principle the same as saying that someone who's not a pedophile is a pedophile?

Whatever. My svelte American figure: /uploads/resized/files/2s/nj3nt9k0i7m3653e.jpg

No, the worst kind of Jew is the kind that kills babies and bludgeons their mothers with them at their funerals while committing adultery in front of ...

So let's work out the conspiracy angle, considering it's all about you. Who was it that added me in the hopes of gaining enough votes to get rid of yo...

I shall therefore shower you with countless hours of meaningless attention and we shall spend quantity time together.

Your question was "why can't Agustino be a moderator " My response was you can't just ask the moderators (or anyone really) why they think someone is ...

Your question is absurd, as if one poster has the right to solicit public feedback from the moderators as to their opinions about the potential qualif...

All this explains why you don't want TL to be a mod, but it was unresponsive to my question as to what our underlying motive was for making her a mod....

Stop can kicking and tell us why we conspired to bring her aboard. I'm curious as to what havoc we can now rain down that previously we couldn't. Do y...

If parents would just behave like parents I think most the unhappiness in the world wouldn't exist. That's what I think. Yeah, get out of that situati...

My Jewish attempt at a Christmas tree. Chanakamus./uploads/resized/files/8f/f420z8xr97vl8cew.jpg

Struck a nerve. That was hard.

I make a delicious pork chop shake and bake. Take some pork chops and get them a little wet, but not soaking dripping wet. Open the box and take out t...

I'd describe your views as follows: Your position on sexuality and sexual roles is consistent with mores ending around 1950 or 1960 in the US. Your vi...

Proof I have all my teeth: /uploads/files/oh/tt88d122iaakz0lt.jpg

Nice. Madame fearless. Respect.

Why can't objective morality be learned through experience and reason like the rest of objective reality? Why can't I know it's wrong to kill just lik...

Very clever pun, talking about how we should all joke off. A worthy opponent indeed. And s/he looks even better in nothing at all. And here you finall...

If the fact that you've never heard of anyone who has put forth a scientific hypothesis that mermaids don't exist is sufficient evidence that no one h...

Very well. I am ready for it. The joke begins, "A cat walks into a bar... " Let's hear your lame joke, likely devoid of any sexual, digestive disorder...

Please see the above where I tried to outdo your dead baby comment. I am up for the challenge, as I think I can mix a healthy dose of sexual perversio...

And so now you've resorted to airing all our dirty laundry out in public, so you've thrown down the gauntlet. But before that, I want to recall a tend...

Just because you were able to somehow know of my confusion about the British Virgin Islands and TGIF doesn't make you the smartest person in the room,...

You don't fucking know weird. Weird would be to imply that the romanticism inherent in my words impregnated you with our love child named Jeremy, who ...