Hanover

I think long and hard about the anti-Semitic bagel reference and feel your leaving much like I would a rock to the head from a terrorist over disputed...

Alas, she has left, but I know how this story continues... On a drunken night not far away, I shall receive text after apologetic text, yearning for w...

Um, ok. Not sure where that came from.

You're sexist.

Me?

Smith & Wesson. It's an old school western.

Perchance. Shall we see?

50s, sorry.

Suppose it were Baden who kissed you? Even without invitation, you must admit that the taste of Guinness, day old coffee, and clove cigarettes breathe...

Don't you EVER say anything about the purity of that perfect thigh! Damn you! You are nothing.

I too felt that same anxiety that always seems to emerge after the newness begins to wear off, where we begin to wonder whether all the sweet nothings...

Sure, and he's ridiculous. I'm not a star, and I've never done the pussy grabbing thing, but I have kissed plenty of girls being the Casanova I am wit...

The way you've defined this is that Sleeping Beauty would have to not consent and Prince Charming would have to reasonably believe that Sleeping Beaut...

Interesting reference to white people and poor people because my idea for the turkey wings was sparked recently at a soul food restaurant (where I was...

I got a big thing of turkey wings. Any ideas on how I should cook them?

I agree. Communication by words, gestures, behaviors, and whatever can be misinterpreted, even despite great efforts at clarification. Despite that, p...

Stop hating on the frat boys.

My own thoughts about banning the sexists is that I do think there is some real value in having women explain to men the effects of sexism and where i...

Communication occurs in all sorts of forms. If my girlfriend who I haven't seen in a couple of weeks answers the door wearing negligee, I think she ha...

It's obvious and non-controversial to tell people to lock their doors, and we all recognize it would be a pretty useless defense for the burglar to ar...

Obviously there is a difference between a real flower and an artificial flower, but no one suggests the artificial flower was created by something out...

You take the absurd view that all women choose their clothing to attract men and for no other reason?

There are 3 classes of prostitutes: The largest class comprising those who, as the result of drugs, abuse, and coercion find themselves in that horrib...

I don't know if I understand this. I'm responsible for my behavior, but not urges, at least to the extent they're not intentional. The woman would als...

I celebrate Thanksgetting where I help out all the givers by offering my services to receive. Since it's better to give than receive, I'm sort of a ma...

Your wardrobe would be the items of clothes you wear. Perhaps you meant to say "dresser." Or, perhaps it's just like your behavior, not linked to some...

It's that time of year guys. Thanksgiving, a day devoted to remembering what we have to be thankful for. Here are the 10 things I'm thankful for. This...

As an aside, I was looking up the most offensive terms in the English language, and I came upon the Alabama Hot Pocket, an idea even more perverse tha...

Fine, I'll get all my friends in a room and have sex with them. I'll wear an old school sweat band around my head so that I do get my head drippings o...

I will take one at some point today and I'll have a reveal. I know you find this a delicious teaser. Your analysis is nothing short of delicious. I'm ...

All you've said here is that men have greater job opportunities. None of those jobs are obligatory and men have no imposed burden to keep civilization...

Here are my enumerated thoughts. 1. Women experience greater limitations in society than men realize. If offered the choice of gender, choosing male w...

I didn't attack you. I'm not infused with self-righteous prudishness and couldn't care any less how you behave sexually. I'd think no more or less of ...

There is actually a debatable issue here beneath all the back and forth sanctimony. Should we concede that women are being discriminated against and s...

It is true that men want to have sex, but it is untrue they all only want to have sex. Men desperately want to be in relationships, and to the extent ...

Time is the relativistic distance between when two events are experienced.

But for the fact that men and women navigate this awkward maze every day and form meaningful relationships keep the situation from being tragic. What ...

Men have no monopoly on game playing. I say this realizing it will confuse you because Monopoly is itself a game and that's a lot to keep straight.

And I will break character for the moment and point out that Agu is quite wrong. This is not you being manipulative. It is an expression of an honest ...

I will buy my ladies whatever they desire cuz I'm a pimp daddy, just ask Baden.

So typical. Withholding affection to gain attention, playing upon a man's natural fear of female rejection and a woman's natural fear of not being tre...

What sort of fine china should we register for? I was thinking two children, one our own, the other an adopted Swedish lesbian, but not the flannel so...

A couple of things: you are super jelly and second, I've mind fucked her, you, and everyone here already, except for Baden, who I made love to vaginal...

How about introducing yourself as: "Hello, I'm Baden, and I'm mean as shit."

I am Hanover. My childhood comes to me in bits and pieces. I recall as a youth a cobbler named Daniel crafting the finest of shoes, chatting with me f...

My dog ate a bowl of peanuts. They came out completely undigested, just more aromatic, but just as wonderfully salty and crunchy as when they came out...

The sexual harrassment rules would be spelled out in the HR manual and, if it were like where I worked, every employee would have to take an online te...

Being called aside is all that was going to happen even without your bogus excuse most likely. It's not like major corporations vest significant autho...

So what? That the person is entirely inconsistent from one thread to the next, is hypocritical, or whatever, hardly affects the truth value of any giv...

I actually don't watch much TV. I spend most of my days philosophizing and writing perverted stories, at least when I'm not being diverted by Baden's ...