What part of my post is this responding to? I'm not asking this dickishly, but I don't see how that responded to it, but it could have, but I just don...
I don't know if I agree with this. If I had a mechanical clock with a spring windup mechanism and it was fully wound, I would say the potential energy...
Seems safe as much as anything is safe: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kateoflahertyuk/2020/06/19/faceapp-privacy-what-you-need-to-know-about-the-viral-...
Trust me, I know. My brother and kids have been bombarded with one crazy pic after the other since I discovered this app. And if I overcome my cheapne...
So now I'm going to have go on my phone, save your profile pic to my images, save Jamal's pic into my images, load your profile pic into the app, chan...
Just so I don't have to do it, but we can pretend like I did, because the joke is begging to be done, imagine my avatar is now a young female @"Baden"...
Good God man, stop hitting on him. Just because he changed his pic doesn't mean he's not still a dude. "You look more intellectual than the rest of us...
I tried the app and all it did was let me modify farts from one smell to the other. It sort of freaked me out to have eaten eggs, but to instead have ...
I mean the idea that the person in the photo isn't even a real person, even though it looks like a regular girl sitting on a bench smiling at somethin...
Yeah, so if you go to the app store and get FaceApp, you can pull a picture in of anyone and then alter it by aging it, making it younger, adding faci...
That pic of me freaks me out. I need the page to change so I don't have to look at it again. That must be what you guys felt when you saw the tooth-fo...
This is what I'd look like if I were a young female according to Faceapp. And don't start hitting on me, creeps /uploads/resized/files/5x/lf7c48nlfgzr...
I have self-censored so many great pieces of art from you guys. It's sort of like when something smells or tastes really terrible, you have to ask peo...
And your comments are always very appreciated. They really are, and they are what makes our contests worthwhile. Most people aren't willing (and proba...
Yeah, well you're wrong in your assessment for whatever it's worth. You mistake absurdity for reality. It's much like misunderstanding sarcasm, where ...
I disagree. The cleaning woman was lovely. She added a wonderful touch of humanity. Throwing babies under feet so that their skulls mold around the sh...
I was thinking about writing another poem, this time a typical tale of an infant that gets thrown under a bad guy in order to stop him, only to die an...
I think I could write a pretty good poem. I'll try one right here: The Epic Ballad of the Man for Hanoveria A man from Hanoveria, with a cock the size...
I don't know if I'd be able to recast my stories in poetic form, but I am willing to take a stab at recasting them in expressive dance. Let me find my...
Their appendages were reduced through the mitzvah of bris milah. If you knew anything, such was the reason was for the commandment. Not only did it re...
I'm not sure what my whoring ancestors might have done, but ancestry.com says I'm a purebred. The rest of you guys are common sad eyed pound mutts. Th...
Why you project your love of dolls on me I'll never understand. My disturbing fetish is of dental trauma, among other things sure, but not of dolls. T...
If they converted. Was that going on in high numbers at the time? In keeping with tradition, I also wandered out and settled down with a Germanic woma...
I know. It's weird. My father's side of the family is entirely brown hair and brown eyes. All of them. My mother had blue eyes and her side looks more...
The problem with this is that if the Jewish man married a non-Jewish woman, then the offspring isn't Jewish, so the 80% of Ashkenazi Jews you referenc...
He should be disappointed. The name Levi signifies he was possibly a Levite, from the tribe of Levi, and therefore a priest. He would have been in cha...
The issue isn't so much the empirical question of whether there are a good number of Jewish people who are bankers, but more the question of whether J...
I re-read this and it pisses me off. I spit in a tube and they called me a Jew. That just doesn't sound right at all, but that's quite literally what ...
What is the other 15% of you made of? "That's stupid. 90% + 15% is 105%" "You're stupid." See how this works. It never gets feckin gets old. "That's s...
Yeah, well my mom was from Georgia, so I don't know what all this European talk is about. If she was European I wouldn't have been able to understand ...
Speaking of my brother, he always responds to these sorts of comments by pointing out how they can't be true, like he'll say "he had to be related to ...
Speaking of ethnicity, I ordered a kit from Ancestry.com and I spit into a tube, and then I sent it off. It came back and told me my ethnicity is: "Je...
Comments