Hanover

Send me your resume. My law firm has been looking for a time disoriented cartoonist for some time, but none have made it past the criminal background ...

It's Sunday at 4:19 here. Not a workday yet, but maybe I'll bring Gumbo with me tomorrow.

Thanks. I bought my cartoon making kit at the drugstore. I was going to make another cartoon, but the cat is sleeping on it right now. /uploads/resize...

In case you can't read it: It's no fair! Hanover is a better poet, cartoonist, and just better fish than me!! I bet this cartoon will even be funnier ...

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Where are all the psychic posts you reference?

Came up with a name for this cartoon. Monkingfish.

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It is the symbol that is the syntactic element of the language and the meaning that is the semantic element of the language. English: "If I go to the ...

I disagree that "formal logic" and "Fortran" are similarly related to language in that both represent specific uses of the language. I see formal logi...

I was thinking about this, and what rights a population might have to overthrow the government if it were considered illegitimate. This is what I sket...

In the US, if you are a medical doctor, you would sign your name John Smith, M.D. Does anyone know what the M.D. equivalent designation is in Sweden?

I was using a highlighter, but I ended up with marks all over my screen, so I changed it to this way.

How long did you wait?

Not sure if you figured it out, but highlight the text you want to quote by using your shift key and arrows and then it will pop up the word "quote" w...

The claim was: The claim was knowABLE not known. He could know the number of hairs on his forearm. He just happens not to. So, the proper rejection of...

I didn't say God didn't care about justice. I said that few religions solve the theodicy problem by just outright denial of the existence of evil. htt...

You're missing some premises to make this valid. Substitute "Ghandi" in for "God" and you'll see why. You're going to have to define God in your syllo...

You're describing an ideal morality, not "intelligence." You can be an evil genius. Because they are immoral. Why are you now offering additional reas...

I don't know if it's a moral similarity because there certainly appears to be something more sinister in harming others than in harming yourself. Not ...

It was certainly immoral and wrong, but trying to preserve an economic system that resulted in great wealth doesn't point to a lack of intelligence. W...

Slavery existed in the US only 150 years ago, it still exists in parts of the world today, and woman are considered chattel in parts of the world toda...

[ Unfortunately egalitarianism is s fairly modern invention, meaning there was a time in our not so distant past that women were considered men's prop...

You don't annoy me. I ignore those who annoy me. I'm sincere in my posts. Even the absurd ones are not insincere.

I made no mention of your motivation. I indicated your position's similarity to Christianity and then pointed out the well known difficulties with tha...

And so rape would be good if humans so defined it as good? This sounds like subjectivism and subject to the many problems associated with it. Except t...

What about repeatedly jabbing a nice old lady in the ear with a pencil? Slapping a child seems like child's play compared to that. I can arrive at som...

I completely agree. I reserve bowtie pasta for formal occasions and serve penny pasta to my pauper guests.

I was feeling a bit down, but as i bent down to tie my laces, i noticed that i got the wings of heaven on my shoes, I'm a dancin' man and I just can't...

I've already bought a cockerel, but he's too young to protect just yet, but a phallic shaped object is often a good stand in for too small a cockerel,...

A hawk swooped down onto my chickens and I ran out there and danced around like the Wizard of Oz scarecrow and scared him off. We couldn't find one of...

I didn't like him until I turned 50.

This should finally resolve the age old question of what Jane Goodall would look like as a young bespectacled ginger./uploads/resized/files/4t/pickwe8...

I got no use for one of those perv.

I need some art for my office. I have a traditional wooden brown desk with a brown credenza behind it with a hutch on top. Given that information, ple...

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The rantings of a madman

She's been chillaxing in this same position for like 3 days now. Totes adorbs!

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Just the pervy stuff.

I'll resist the urge to modify the good officer's likeness.

Yeah, it goes back farther than that. "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for al...

It says only very positive things, like that you want to see the whole person, both their female and male persona. It's lovely really. Very inspiratio...

I don't think he was saying that at all, but to the extent you are saying it, it says something about a person that they look at a man and try to deci...

It kinda looked like you with a wig on.

You're being video recorded constantly by street cameras, store cameras, police cameras, and dash cameras, not to mention having your movements charte...

Not sure what the emoji means? That it's laughable to expect he'd be telling the truth?

Only if it were true.

Yeah, you're wrong. You're defending a theoretical victim, who you postulate as one who would care if his public profile picture were manipulated, yet...

I don't understand this. If it exists nowhere, it doesn't exist. A battery has stored energy and you can move it from one thing to the next. I get tha...