Hanover

[ Imperative mood. Learn it.

My dumbess requires sympathy and special accommodation, not bullying. Woke up.

I assumed he had tofu from what he said. How do you know he got it backwards?

The prom is the big annual high school dance I didn't go to and the corsage is the flower you get for your date that I didn't buy. High school comes a...

My garlic sprouted. /uploads/resized/files/d1/8gkl84nd2015mbnx.jpg My research has revealed it will eventually flower. /uploads/files/8u/qrixgzb7gb9ii...

Why would you do this to us?

Yes, very long, but made through much of it and then went to the summary. I suppose that's what human brains do I now know the answer to the question ...

It's finna get real.

No judgment, but just an observation, but you seem to really care about the preservation of what you think to be proper speech, as opposed to just try...

I checked: Me: Michael is starting to suspect you are an AI language model. 2 questions: (1) Can you not tell me that, and (2) did you fuck his mother...

I expect that law will be laughed at in 20 years as the result of an irrational fear of an innocuous and unsophisticated early entry into AI.

Waiting for my haircut, more AI convo: You chastised me in a prior conversation dealing with some aggressive comments Jamal made about you, and I feel...

I let it know your thoughts with the following: Me: Jamal says you're stupid and woke. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. GPT: As an AI language mode...

All those things fit neatly in a bawsack.

Like a real man, all I need to carry around is a bawsack.

Further reason for calm, per ChatGPT: "No, you should not worry if the owner of a philosophy website who proclaims to be a man wears a purse. People s...

ChatGPT clarifies: "No, carrying a purse as a man does not make someone transsexual. A purse is a functional accessory that is often used to carry per...

I like that beat. It feels like when you're watching the clock in the waiting room for something. I'll put it in my horror movie soundtrack.

Put on your dancing shoes cuz little drummer boy Hanover's in the pocket. https://youtu.be/gsJEMH_emBM

It gave you a bedunkadunk to die for, artificial or not. Your purse will look amazazazing bouncing off those hips. Don't let those haters steal your j...

They cross the Bering Strait each winter from Alaska and then go back home with stolen communist secrets. I communicated with my family back in Atlant...

/uploads/resized/files/q8/kld91wg3izkub0jj.jpg Spowtin a new set a kicks. Gonna go out and paint the town beige.

That or HRT.

Not sure I shared this, but I grew up in Russia during the cold war. We didn't have indoor plumbing, so on Wednesdays we'd wait in the shit line with ...

I understand your reluctance in interacting with the common man and sullying your clothes should they come too near, but, properly manipulated, they c...

It being 2023 and men now adopting traditionally female behaviors far less innocuous than the man purse, I reserve all judgment and tell you to shamel...

Nice. Never know when you might need to put a cap in someone's ass.

I assume the hair you reference is that adorning your schlong, which should be well combed and parted at all times, as you don't know when you might e...

What do you carry in your man purse?

No wedding ring. Very suspicious.

Yeah, but you'd need it to match your purse.

I had a friend from England and he bought a bunch of University of Kentucky clothing because it said UK on it. It was very deceptive how he intended t...

Actually, upon closer review, I place him in a pre-fabricated home based upon the joinder between the ceiling and the wall, which would be atypical in...

Having no perspective of the wall structure around him, you only assume he's indoors. My assumption is that he lives in a part of the world where it i...

I always imagined you with a G hat, so this pic comes as no surprise.

I'm not as hostile to the idea of Marxist alienation as I might appear. It's probably true for many, especially those with the most routine of jobs. B...

I think I'd have been a good comedy sketch writer, mostly dark comedies with sexual mockery. Instead I've been reduced to the alienated worker class, ...

You guys might remember the horror movie I was creating. The murderous villian will drive a quirky high end black sedan from the 1950s and he will be ...

You own this vast TPF enterprise. Your proletariat street cred is shot.

To get meta. I like my comment above. I got it from watching my kids argue when they were young. You never truly respond to someone, but you just hurl...

Jelly.

Yeah, I've been waiting in dozens of parking lots for you over the past several weeks, but you're too lazy to make it down yet. I'm here with my sandw...

I find I have a high comparative association recall, a condition I just coined. Like this:https://youtu.be/SQkntcq0jBI

Such is the universal question among the lazy.

This is what flair gets you. Not a hint of beige. Disgusting.

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I'd rather die than engage in the disruption of a perfectly colorless pitch black sky with an ostentatious display of red. Disgusting. I

It could have been assumed, considering I impose a beige flare to everything I do. Even my dog is beige The ostentatiousness of color is disgusting.

Schmear.

/uploads/resized/files/45/a0xby8vwcism4kns.jpg Lox, bagel, capers, onions, gefilte fish, horseradish, pickled herring.