Jamal

Everyone knows this.

I don’t know about the Glaswegian bawbag, but I hereby extend Scottish nationality to you, subject to the normal conditions (kilt-wearing and caber-to...

It’s a hot topic in Scottish culture as it happens. Some would say that since Gaelic was never spoken throughout at least half of Scotland, it doesn’t...

Don't be bringing Gaelic into it for the love of God. Neither universeness nor I can speak it.

Gibberish. Burns is turning in his grave.

You really need to decide if you’re going to run with the ersatz Scots or stick to standard English. Which is it, numpty? You use “tae” in the first s...

You're an embarrassment. Go sniff yer old bottle of Bells and sleep.

Using standard English is not the preserve of the English you mudak. Have you heard of Oscar Wilde, James Joyce, and most pertinently, Alasdair Gray?

Never mind, it was just some funky jazz I was really into when I posted it, under the influence of two large whiskies.

I don't deny that many single malts are excellent, but you've been taken in by the marketing, which unfortunately professional Scotchmen like you take...

Drink or do not drink. There is no sniff.

Drink it or shut the fuck up. Cheers!

Shut it.

Don’t get me wrong pal. I loved it.

No it wasn't that old. However, it was 19.50 euros per drink so I feel cheated.

They smelled like hospital disinfectant, but that's what we love about Islay whiskys. Am I wrong?

Several years old, at the very least.

:pray: https://youtu.be/M-UBxqqr1yA

Thank you, and thank you, and thank you too. I had a negroni, a bottle of wine, six courses of food, two large Lagavulins while my wife had two large ...

Thank you, that warmed my cockles.

Go for it. I actually have always celebrated July 4th, mainly it has to be said because it’s my birthday, but I do also celebrate the independence of ...

Happy Independence Day to all our American friends. I will be celebrating with pancakes, maple syrup, and marshmallows, then buffalo wings, tuna salad...

Just a different spelling. People don’t buy books by apparently unpronounceable authors.

I'm not sure what to think about the new wise guru @"Hanover". Perhaps the obscene court jester @"Hanover" was just a ruse to charm us into his cult.

Just read The Unlimited Dream Company by J. G. Ballard. The last time I read a Ballard novel (Crash) and gave it a review, I was too hasty—I’ve since ...

Too square?

If we can call a slice of Lorne sausage a “patty” (a word that is never used in the UK and sounds embarrassing and ridiculous), then a full Scottish b...

I should raise your taste score because I agree with you about this. When I don't cook a whole chicken I normally cook whole legs, which include the t...

I don't get my scallops at Lidl—I dive for them—and I didn't know there were Lidls in the USA. Unless you went to Lidl during one of your rare trips t...

And the eyebrow gives him a nefarious villain vibe. I might have been commiting trademark infringement if I had used the joke to sell buffalo wings, b...

I just googled to discover that buffalo wings are chicken wings from the city of Buffalo and not the actual wings of buffalos, which are much bigger (...

It's American week at Lidl Denia. I was so excited that I took some photos: /uploads/resized/files/tx/wxy25oo93hdrxt5x.jpg /uploads/resized/files/pz/4...

:ok:

No, that’s orchitis. I recently read a book in which at least one of the male characters had orchitis, aka swollen baws.

Encephalitis can be dangerous so you’d better get it checked.

5/10

No no, water under the fucking bridge.

Indeed, but sometimes it’s difficult to tell the difference between your subtle witticisms and your unhinged paranoid rants.

I can name three or four members who probably have. Only slightly fewer than those who have read any philosophy.

:gasp:

@"Hanover": Intelligence: 7.5/10 Sense of humour: 8.5/10 Wisdom: 7/10 Affability: 6/10 Fairness: 9/10 Taste: 4/10 @"T Clark": Intelligence: 7.4/10 Sen...

Intelligent yes. Informed, only within strict limits.

Not bird.

My guess is that non-avian dinosaurs lived in all the habitats that the birds lived in, unless you count the sky as a habitat.

Yes dammit.

You added that option after I responded. Foul play.

Is this a multiple choice question? I'll go for 3. Is it known that those early birds had more varied diets than their earthbound cohorts? I have a qu...

I agree. We talked about the mind long before we gave much thought to brains--that is, when we were describing certain activities rather than describi...

This isn't a palindrome: ()() But this is: ())( :chin:

Welcome Spencer :smile: