Michael

Is that me I see on the screen?

I get paid with Monopoly money.

You're not that heavy.

I haven't filled in a tax return in years.

No, just a dick.

Release the tax returns!

No need to be coy. We all know that the two of you are a couple.

I also don't understand this reference. I guess I'm not one of the cool kids. You lot and your silly clique.

I did. Too early.

I do not understand this reference.

I have a photo of you: http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/aFKMZcr7ai4/mqdefault.jpg

The arms, to aid with cooking?

Damn. You didn't fall for my trap.

I can.

https://tanita.eu/media/wysiwyg/content-pages-images/body-fat-ranges-adults.jpg

All you need to know is that the BMI is a pretty useless measure. People with low fat but big muscles can classify as obese under it.

To quote Kindergarten Cop, "boys have a penis and girls have a vagina".

0%. I think it's classified as an essential.

Here's proof of my BMI: /uploads/files/7t/0itvvi29eyhd76sy.png

Huh, the shadows look like reflections.

1. I didn't disbelieve you. 2. Did you just take a photo of a computer screen?

No, her BMI is only 19.7.

If it makes a difference, I call her a bitch even when she is cooking. I don't discriminate based on behaviour (or lack thereof). Incidentally, it's b...

Our cats are pretending to be us whilst we're away at work. /uploads/files/9z/vt6d04xpgolap10h.jpg He's clever.

Well that's creepy.

Well, being a fruit and being a vegetable aren't mutually exclusive. Tomatoes are both.

Are they vegetables?

I charged £1 once. That's enough for a McDonalds cheeseburger. Won't need to bother with the cooking that way.

I self-identify as honoured.

That's what I tell her when she isn't cooking.

Or even better, find a woman to do the cooking.

No you don't. You just need lady parts to self-identify as a lady.

That is some spaghetti grammar right there.

You did refer to him as the Titanic, alluding to his weight. So unless there's someone heavier than that, you did say that he's the biggest liar.

I would ask the CBO, but apparently they can't be trusted.

Note to @"jamalrob": Agustino is costing us money. Let's ban him. @"Agustino", don't read this.

Huh, today I learned. Didn't realise it was only for subscribers.

Still can?

So you're 5'6''?

22.7 for me (or thereabouts). Haven't weighed or measured myself in a while.

How does sense data fit into this? Is sense data included in your talk of "thought/belief", or is it "external" to it? If "external" to it, at best al...

Do idealism and solipsism "presuppose the existence of an external world"? If not then 10. is false. And it seems pretty obvious that (subjective) ide...

You've begged the question.

I can agree with that. Explains Trump's constant "Fake News!" complaints. He seems incapable of telling the truth.

What do you mean? It was already known that Democrats continued to pay Fusion GPS for opposition research on Trump after the initial Republican who fu...

It's actually: The Philosophy Forum - this may all be pointless

I won't need to wonder. Lots of people are crazy and vote for terrible people. But I do wonder if you even understand how polls work.

Probably all true.

Also, I'm so fat that I'm the Solar System's barycenter, and so the Earth revolves around me.

The Earth revolves around the Solar System's barycenter, which is sometimes outside the Sun: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c...