god must be atheist

:lol:

ii... iiiiii....iiii.... (He quietly moans in a fetal position)

In my study of history, I came across a Chinese leader, who made it compulsory for his followers to siesta after the midday meal. They gave him a hist...

I am afraid that choosing a dog's life is just sour grapes. That's also told by a Greek. We live in a time when there is a sub-culture which adores an...

I sense an escalation. If I keep resisting, I fear that you will first suggest catheterization, then a complete sex exchange, followed by assisted sui...

I can't help the feeling of this: I put myself in ancient or Classical Greece. Whenever the school of Athens was active. I argue with people what is b...

Unnatural. To be honest, I tried it. It is cumbersome, unnatural, and... just is not right.

The cat (toilet brush and holder) and her placement. I learned the hard way, that women like to place the toilet brush right beside the tank, shre tow...

... and their national bird is the Frisbee. I won't argue with you. I, as a non-existent Canadian, am unable to tell if a tree is a Bitch tree, a Mapl...

WE, Canadians, as much as we don't exist, still have developed herd immunity to this poison. We hunt the woolly American with putting poutine in the t...

Well... it is. Even America is a part of America, while at the same time it is apart from America. Apart from The Department of Apartments, America ha...

Canada is clean. (Yecch.) Canada has fresh air. (Ugh.) Canada has tons of clear water, blue skies, hot springs, oil wells, clean and healthy prostitut...

that's not unique per se... but Canada is the only country where the most expensive paintings (local production) shows nothing but snow, rocks, pines ...

It's very hard for a nation to sing about something that only they have. O Canada should have lines about prime minister dynasties, with pretty boys i...

Moses spoke languages. Nobody understood him, since Latin came some 2000 years after he spoke it. But that did not stop him from speaking.

Thank you, 180. I've known you for your magnanimity on these forums. I got carried away, but if something positive came out of my rants, then perhaps ...

Fair enough. One thing to ponder, though: If you are trying to communicate an idea to someone else, would it not be more CONDUCIVE to your cause to ma...

It's well-known? Well, I have never heard of it. That's precisely my point. YOU assume it is KNOWN to EVERYONE because it's known to you.

When I was in prison, my nickname was Killer. When I was a volleyball coach, my nickname was The Coach. When I was a pool boy, my nickname was fuck-bo...

I don't know. I should have thought that it should not be so hard to find a middle-aged, balding, fat and sweaty white privileged fat slob with a foul...

A literary critic once compared me to Shakespeare. He wrote, "This guy ain't Shakespeare".

Canada. It all happened in Canada.

Yes, that's why I thought of the non-obvious... that perhaps it was reciprocated.

possible.

Although "Ham-jacker" would have been more interesting. Visually more descriptive, too. "Makin' Bacon".

Maybe your name IS Mr. Jack Hammer.

Thanks, EU.

What's a CMB? (Nothing against you, personally, but it irks me to no end when people are too lazy to type out three words, and they assume I will unde...

thanks, Jamalrob; it is not something I take personally, because they had no reason to be personally biassed against me. I was one of the guys. But th...

I chose "other" for the reason to say that any poking at the nature of the Universe that populates the same space as we do, and any speculative descri...

@"Jamalrob" I have a cultural question to ask you. A total digression from the previous topic. I drove taxi way back when for two Russian Jewish garag...

You've had quite a bout with STDs, Bitter Crank. I somehow escaped unscathed. Maybe you were more active, with more partners. The Gay community had fa...

I may sound like I'm braggin', but that's farthest from the truth. I am going to regale of a bygone era that only happened once in written human histo...

I'm back now, but I promised to play cards at 7 (in a half hour). Just checking out the news on the forum. I'll try to compose the story I promised yo...

I'm leaving the house now. Can I deliver tomorrow? If your curiosity allows you to survive 'till then. By "deliver" I meant the story, not from evil.

Bin der, dun dat. Great Assholes think alike. Well, I am lying a bit. As in I'm fibbing. I lost the weight, and it did not quite do the trick. The cli...

You must have misunderstood me. I was fat, but lacked sexual favours from otherwise potential and desirable partners. A tall, willowy blonde walks int...

I have two end-of-life directives: 1. Don't let it happen 2. When the time comes when End of Life is imminent and unavoidable, then refer to point 1.

were you still typing at that moment?

Absolutely. I could play the demure, secretive, passionate man of mystery that I am not, or I could relate the naked truth: I was fat.

When I was part of a dating site (paid) I realized that you only get contacted by people you don't want to hear from. So I quit looking for dates (for...

+? Obviously pedophiles will phantasize about pedophilia. That can't be made illegal. Question: what about pedophiles drawing their own art depicting ...

I understand that's how quantum mechanics work. The theory, that is. If some phenomenon is unexplained, while others are, then they say "this phenomen...

thanks, @"Changeling". The idea I voiced was not even mine. But it is curious to see that certain opinions are labelled "conspiracy theories" and are ...

I'd venture, independent of any aspect of this war between Russian and Ukraine, that the motivation for the drive is to "give dues where dues are due....

Go do it, then. Giving hell to other participants in discussion forums, I somehow think, won't accomplish your aim and goal.

It was raw, imho.

That's when life REALLY starts. 40 is the new 20, and 60 is the new 40. With a little bit of logical manipulation -- should not be hard for a philosop...

Call me a knowledge nihilist. A denier of expert analysis. A refuser of believing in speculative results. When it comes to international politics. Nee...

okay, I promise. It's not very important for me to tout her musings. BTW, thanks for putting your post; I did not understand a word of what Isaac said...