Songwriters often write words that scratch an unconscious itch, but they might not even be able to explain what the words mean themselves; speaking fr...
Heavens, how embarrassing. But your critique did afford me the opportunity to make a correction: I used alfalfa sprouts, not bean sprouts. A subtle, y...
The only reason I like that song is because it was in Twin Peaks: The Return. It reminds me fondly of the fucked up time in my life when I was watchin...
So, a scintillating list of items to draw the readers attention. Some for me too. A sprinkling of shaved whatever just because. Then a simple sentence...
Yes - well. What about my fragile and complicated emotions? What price do you put on them, mon cher? I ask you. I think we both know who's ass will be...
:party: Muy bien. No no! Don't chastise yourself: I'm certainly not chastising you. Eat your toast dammit! Your toast consumption inspires me to consu...
Now that I know you know nothing of the O.G. viral youtube (not YouTube) video, I feel much more at peace; happy, one might even say. And I now know t...
If it wasn't the cat that grabbed the ceiling fan and got thrown unto the wall I don't believe it and feel betrayed. And alienated. And alone. And ver...
Funny that the suggestion of millennial humor makes you feel old. If you're 50 can you be Gen X? If so, it's just one generation of difference. No nee...
I don't care whether or not the bird sounds like a super-villain; I just love the comedic timing of the whole thing, down to the "brrr" vocalization a...
Lunch: to treat myself after what I think was a good job interview, I went a trendy/hip Tex Mex spot in the city and had three tacos, chips and salsa,...
It's important that if you can't freshly squeeze the orange into your glass, you at least freshly pour the juice into the glass. If you pour a glass o...
I like Chicago too, although the last time I was there I liked it less. I was in Uptown, which is a historic jazz neighborhood, so for that reason I f...
I figured you did you nincompoop, but the way you were talking made me think otherwise. Trendy soft scrambled eggs are fluffy but still a little runny...
No, not French eggs that are custard-y and you question if they’re even cooked. A French omelette is just fully cooked, slathered in butter inside and...
Ironically, they are the easiest and hardest thing to make at the same time. Anyone can make mediocre scrambled eggs, but how do you get that trendy "...
This weeks meal prep dinner is this excellent Italian sausage and black lentil soup. I usually freestyle with soups, but you can't go wrong with this ...
I've always seen roadsigns about this shadow group, and just assumed it was a cult. Your membership confirms my suspicions. Growing up, we had pancake...
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