Hanover

So I got a Camero as a rental car on my recent trip, and I liked the look, but it had really bad blind spots and the interior was cramped, the console...

Either that, or I just like this line: "Share a smoke, make a joke Grasp and reach for a leg of hope Words to memorize, words hypnotize Words make my ...

I know everything about Jewish people.

Another way to play is to ask what could logically follow as next in the series. As people respond, you tell them if they are correct or not. The ones...

The video isn't available, so I can't see it, but I'll assume it's someone you worship for their atheistic gospel because you're a one trick pony. In ...

This song was written by a Jewish guy. https://youtu.be/W2msh0jut2Y I only respond in song.

Funny. I almost apologized for the sacrilege in posting it as I did, but I figured I'd just go with it.

https://youtu.be/6wHBsMoHFWs

My Children of the Corn, Put in your calendars that we'll be having another Kool Aid and Kommunion Kracker party this July 4th at midnight. Meet me do...

Drugs have traditionally been through the black market, which isn't part of corporate America. I've heard that many still prefer to buy marijuana the ...

I wonder if that has just been offset by vaping and now marijuana. That is, more alternatives.

People don't know when they're in a cult. It's so bad, I can tell you you're in one, and you'll deny it. Like you just did.

You're the last one left not in my cult. I haven't chosen you yet.

I like that idea, but maybe do the opposite where it's so bright, the glare gives you an amazing migraine, but not just a pounding headache, but visua...

Depends on the person. If the other person is talking a lot and you think they're the sort that would do better dating quietly, it's best to set the b...

To Howard, for living his life uniquely, authentically, and memorably. Thank you for sharing that and making part of his life influence mine.

The Court did not hold there is no more racism. It said race could not be considered a reason to permit or deny admission into college under the Const...

I think many universities are committed to diversity initiatives, so they'll have to arrive at processes that result in diverse outcomes but that don'...

And with the stroke of a pen. https://www.axios.com/2023/06/29/scotus-decisions-affirmative-action-colleges

I wasn't dismissive of it. I was trying to arrive at a reason why the nudity taboo ought be reconsidered. The basis provided by me was not that nudity...

If you are conscious of him and respect him as your guardian angel, then you have brought him to light and understand it's you and not fate blazing yo...

There's this puppeteer within you making you dance across the stage and you don't know why you're dancing as you are, but now you do because I just to...

Focus your anger on something bigger, like how it has grown legs and that we're now talking about it in the Shoutbox.

Imagine ordering a plate of bacon in Canada and receiving round pieces of ham. You'd remember that day forever and never come back.

Scrapple sounds like hardscrabble, as in that's the sort of lives such eaters of that would live. I'll assume the words are related like incestuous co...

I've never heard of this before searching to see if there were a Southern equivalent to scrapple. I have now learned there is a North Carolina delicac...

How did you know my nickname?

My favourite part: silenced to a crisp.

This morning, I wrestled the pregnant sow to the ground and reached into her womb until I fished out the most succulent piglet, her eyes not yet opene...

Have we spoken of the fingerling sausage?

There is one legal standard throughout a jurisdiction, meaning the same leash laws apply to the poor and the rich. That's why lady liberty wears a bli...

What is wrong with the taboo against public nudity? Why must it hinge upon proof that it violates the taboo against public sex is my question? That is...

I like the mouthfeel of thighs.

Mine is a reductio argument, not a strawman, asking why change one and not the other unless you can show how in principle they're not the same.

They have Lidl's in the US, but I only shop at the one in Oban. I do that because their frozen scallops are fresher. I eat them with Irish whiskey tha...

Tell it to the judge. I went to Lidl's for the first time and thought its selections limited. The scallops were 2 pounds for $10, which is just over $...

Frozen pancakes are spongy and stupid. I mean how hard is it to make fresh pancakes?

No, the breasts are the most expensive. There was an issue with wings back during Covid times when prices spiked. I can't remember why. Very tough tim...

Buffalo's Wild Wings, a place to visit for mediocre wings, already has played on that joke: /uploads/resized/files/7j/tckva9wwnx6hq3d1.png Since it is...

All you say may be true, that you fully comprehend without having an easy way of showing that to others by reducing your thoughts to conveyable langua...

Yes, but why respond to a post when snark is easier? Let me restate it: You've identified that public nakedness is taboo and argued it is without just...

I agree, but I say beeswax instead of business, and I don't respond to "business."

Maybe you're from stupidville (the mythical place where things are all stupid, every damn last one of them), but saying I'll be on you like white on r...

I call this "Sidewards New England Sky with My God Damned Shoe Peekin In "/uploads/resized/files/bn/g8n9nlnsa0w4pgvo.jpg

Saying white on rice is like saying beige on oil. Can I be any more clear?

Sounds like a good book. I got diagnosed with encephalitis so I had the missus nut me over and over thinking that would help, but now I get why my hea...

Jesus holy fucking Christ. That saying is known by everyone. White is all over rice, so the saying means a lot. A lot. Think of it that way. Like sayi...

Is that when your gonads are so big you gotta haul them around in a wheelbarrow? If it is, you better get to a doctor quick else the ladies gonna be o...

C minus, but Cs get degrees as I always told my kids.

One of my favorite jokes of all time was when my brother broke the news he was getting a divorce, I asked him for his wife's number, followed by a "to...