Hanover

I don't like things on my counter, so I keep them stored away until I use them. The only exception is the coffee maker, which my wife uses daily, so t...

We're not measuring the point. We're measuring the distance between points, which is a line, which does have a dimension, and that dimension is length...

You'd have to measure it. If point A is at 0,0 and point B is at 4,0, the distance would be 4.

A straight line is not defined as two points. It's defined as the distance between two points. A point has no dimensions. No length, no width, no dept...

The red heifers were Irish and were very fond of Bailey's Irish Cream, especially with coffee. They'd get randy after a few cups, lie on their backs, ...

Häagen-Dazs was invented by a Jewish guy in New York in the 1960s. He used a Danish name to make it sound exotic. Ben and Jerry are Jewish too. Baskin...

A lovely childhood treat! Choose the best ending for this joke: I just ate a graham cracker, had some really sweet red punch, and then I laid down on ...

I agree. You can do the simple math. On a parabola, no two Y coordinates share the same X coordinate, which would be necessary for a straight line.

How is X=y^2 (a parabola) a series of staight lines? From any point on the line to any other point on the parabola, there isn't a staight line, but it...

A straight line is also a collection of an infinite number of points. Whether straight, curved, or meandering, the line just describes extension over ...

A line is a theoretical one diminensional construct, consisting only of length without any width or depth. There are all sorts of ways to express one,...

Modern day kids know exactly where food comes from. It's the supermarket, which is really all they need to know at that age. Eventually they'll learn ...

The warm pool water a frog caught in the filter a pool of frog tea True story.

Fred got a blood test, and his risk for cancer was assessed at "low." Looks like we're going to be dealing with Fred a while.

My son's girlfriend got bitten by a cat and she had to start a round of rabies shots, but then they found the cat and determined it not rabid, so she ...

When a chicken pecks you, it's trying to eat you, but it can't, but it would if it could. If you cut a hole in some plexiglass for your chicken to ent...

Ik heb een haiku geschreven Maar ik spreek geen Japans Het was maar een scheet

Thank you for the feedback and suggestions. Upon further review, I believe my piece might better be described as senry? than haiku, a bit more cutting...

I wrote a Haiku But I don't speak Japanese It was just a fart

A girl got bitten by a rabid beaver recently in Georgia. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/07/13/rabid-beaver-georgia-lake-lanier/704123...

Fair, but my deer joke above was like a B+/A-. I got another one. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. A++

Speaking of deer and counting, once a deer ran when it saw me, proving it understood what "one" meant.

And maybe Minnesota will become the peach state. I tried growing a peachtree, but the deer kept eating the leaves before it could grow. We're overrun ...

Fine. Two can play that game. I've just eliminated the word "grasping" from the English language. Now it's your sentence that makes no sense. Keep it ...

Grilled lamb, grilled zucchini, jasmine rice, homemade peach cobbler. MUCH better than @"Noble Dust"'s brekky. MUCH.

What about spoken word poetry slam audio submissions in falsetto so as to remain anonymous?

Then I guess your ethics conflicts with ontological reality. I think people shouldn't have to breathe to survive. What am I to do? In any event, the l...

Economic pressures are what cause anyone to work, so you'll have to explain why you believe that work that revolves around sexuality is a special clas...

A job becomes increasingly intolerable to the extent it violates that person's value system, particularly when one finds their employer disgusting in ...

I don't know what you're getting at really. I don't see them as being in a position where they need saving. They're just making money, and if they're ...

Breasts are a conduit for food for some.

I was asking you what responsibility you were asking that I take. Are you asking that I take responsibility for the fact that they are there, that I t...

What are you asking that I be responsible for?

This was the only part of your post that actually sounded sexist to me. It suggests that the women were coerced into using their sexuality by disgusti...

One of the iterations of the breastaurant (a term to describe Hooters and the other knock-offs where scantily dressed waitresses serve beer and wings ...

If someone has done the same thing day after day without fail for 94 years, it is fairly predictable they will do the same thing moving forward. So, i...

Let me know if you need me to fill in for the guest philosopher slot.

The rebuttal: https://youtu.be/Q6RknYdfKdQ

The key is to cook the mackerel on low heat slowly in an aluminum pan. The mercury will weep out of the mackerel eyes (so leave the head on). You usua...

If you say the truth and nothing else, regardless of the consequences, you will have an immense adventure throughout the course of your life, and desp...

Other than talking to your brother, it was a true story. I think my demeanor doesn't translate well with the French. Like I took a shuttle from the ho...

I have been to Germany, had a chance to speak with @"T Clark"'s brother, and I've Googled the issue, so I have all the knowledge there is to have. Wha...

I'd rather just text what I want from my seat and then get a text when it's ready and I can go and get it from the kitchen. I can handle my own drink ...

I worked for tips when I delivered pizza, but I was actually driving out to someone's house and bringing them something. I didn't get 22% handing some...

"Hello, this is Hanover from the Atlanta Journal Constitution and we're running a really big special today. You can receive one month of the AJC for o...

I had a variety of jobs. Let me give you a quick rundown of my CV. I worked as a busboy at a Chinese restaurant, I sold newspaper subscriptions door t...

Her smasher thing sounds like it might be friendlier to her than mine was to me.

I had this big smasher thing that I used to pack the asphalt down on my driveway when I was a kid and I smashed my toe with it. It turned all purple a...

I'm so over the out of control tipping culture that has evolved in the US. When I was younger, it was 15% pretty firm, where'd you actually do the mat...

If you lose the toe, they will replace it with a hook toe and give you a parrot and eyepatch.