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Excellent example of accidental ambiguous irony. Had I said this, it would have been obnoxious sarcasm. With you, endearing kindness.

My buns are made of steel. I have a pic of them somewhere around here... Here you go: /uploads/resized/files/tr/07jqqy848l2dvvvg.jpg

Interesting perspective. The more wealthy thought the opposite in that they felt the Covid regulations were meant to shake up the status quo and bring...

The better solution is to show up late so you miss your flight so you can wait 10 hours for the next flight.

For those whose New Year's resolution is to sample all versions of fortified wines, this is a helpful checklist: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forti...

The object of a fair economic system should be to create a system where everyone can equally strive for and achieve success, with some of course perfo...

May I have this dance? https://youtu.be/193kJCbt4Ho?si=ho0vNzN_GILYuihY

I just had me a glass of tawny port. It seemed festive, outdated, and quirky, so it was fitting that I wore my monocle while drinking it. I now feel l...

I found two solutions: heat and alcohol. The bugs and eggs die at temperatures over 50 degrees Celcius, 122 Fahrenheit. A steam cleaner would kill the...

Your post brought to mind the issue of climate change and policies responsive to it. The question of risk assessment is twofold: (1) that of assessing...

"Important" is probably the best description of my entry. Mentioning me, Joyce, and Dostoevsky in the same post makes sense. We afterall composed the ...

I had not intended to enter this contest, but in a sudden rush of energy, I created a masterpiece last evening on the laptop that teetered on my belly...

My head just fucking exploded.

I know. I was referring to the entries as meaning the number of buns you had in your oven.

How many entries so far?

We have plenty of fresh eggs, so that's never a problem. It's the elusive nog that makes it a challenge. I sat shivering in the nog stand for hours an...

The best candy bar generally is the Snickers bar because it serves as an emergency ration, tiding one over until the next full meal. It's limitation o...

It is actually. The Wittgenstein humor market is very small, and if I can't get at least a smile here, I have few other avenues to present it.

GUYS! PLEASE! I'm spouting some award winning nonsense in the Shoutbox this holiday season, and I would like at least some recognition. Where is S whe...

That happened to me once in the DMZ as well, making my ascent from South Korea to the less favorable North just that much more hazardous.

No, sorry, we read it in German and through a line of translaters (German to French to Spanish to German to English) we have it finally translated int...

Many families read " 'Twas the the Night Before Christmas" on Christmas on Christmas Eve, but my family actually does read The Brothers Karamazov next...

Once it snowed right before rush hour in Atlanta, and having no snow plows or other ways to treat the ice, people were stuck in their cars for 12 hour...

It's because they're Trump loyalists who will buy into whatever argument Trump advances regardless of the evidence supporting it or the logical consis...

I don't see why he's fighting to be on any ballot considering he's already told us the elections are rigged. Why does he want to enter a contest where...

Why am I being asked to read that? I don't see what it has to do with people eating people.

Speaking of unusual meats for consumption, I give you what will likely be your biggest WTF moment of the day, perhaps even the week or month: https://...

I think the problem with this thread generally is that there is pretty concise answer to the question of whether certain languages are better than oth...

You'd say jan-o-vr. My H is your J.

I couldn't find any articles on whether German was a better language for expressing matters literally, likely because such a thesis is horseshit, but ...

Your name has always been too complicated for me, so I just sort of glance over it like when reading the names in a Russian novel .

I read@"BC"'s name as bk. You can barely hear me say it bc of the lack of vowel.

Are you just identifying your subjective opinion, or are you saying something objective? As in, you think you better express yourself with painting th...

You've got studies showing that the language makes the person more literal and less figurative? Assuming such could be measured, you'd have to prove i...

I was eating at Ludwig's and I ordered the special. I still am not completely sure what I got. /uploads/resized/files/65/etksfel4xpq5fogj.jpg I ate ha...

Tongue has a weird tongue feel, except Baden's. I only imply I know. This is somehow concerning Stole your punchline, but thou shalt not

If you ever eat goose filled with bread chunks, it was probably stolen from the park because that's all the kids will feed them even though the sign s...

My name is in written form only and has never been spoken, so it has no known pronunciation. I pronounce it YHWH, but thou shalt not.

Funnier would be if you told him you hoped he got lead poisoning. Mean humor is much funnier.

My son ate a crow he killed once. The meat was purple. It makes me sick to think about actually. He'll better survive the zombie apocalypse that will ...

If you could sell game meat, there'd be no more game. In fact, I'd be the first to mass trap all the rabbits, make a few bucks, and then tell everyone...

I do wish to clarify that I don't think Westerners are more intelligent than non-Westerners, but I limit my comments to Western values in the sense I ...

That's what this is all about? "Every way possible" should have been limited to those things along the lines of the examples given and not included th...

Let me clarify. What I said was: What part confuses you?

I did say it because I meant it. There is a moral superiority of the West to others. What's shocking is that you can't admit it. You then inserted in ...

You're ridiculous. You can't even agree that the value you adhere to are superior and so you make a reference to Trump and say "but he's as stupid as ...

And so we now are talking about the civility of poltics? American politics is more civil than Palestinian politics, at least to the extent there has b...

You've uncovered the fact that Israel is biased towards Israel? I also note that the Palestinians didn't protest the October 7 attacks, uncovering the...

I'm saying we back Israel because they have the right to defend their land that was invaded and we need not be so foolish to think that the outcome of...

The fear isn't invented, at least not for the raped women and burned babies. Are you suggesting the only way to lose is by complete takeover? No, but ...