We have the same problem with English. Like we call a rooster a cock and a penis a cock, and unless you're really tuned into English nuance, you'll co...
This sounds Spidermanish, where maybe a radioactive hamster bit you. I saw a documentary where a man turned into a fly. I can't remember the name of i...
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They say that in movies, you can kill as many people as you'd like, but to murder an animal is unbearable for the viewer. It seems easier to talk abou...
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And sometimes a supermodel randomly stumbles upon you, insisting upon providing you previously unknown pleasures. There are good days and bad days, ov...
More on the muscadine: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitis_rotundifolia#:~:text=Vitis%20rotundifolia%2C%20or%20muscadine%2C%20is,to%20eastern%20Texa...
Muscadine leaves are very distinctive and they grow on long vines that run all over the place. That looks different, like some sort of berry yielding ...
This reminds me of south Georgia lawyer speak. This is how you say "Judge, the fucker won't call me back because he thinks he's too important, so can ...
To even be thought of that way by somone of such stature is a compliment I don't deserve. I will nevertheless take that compliment and hold it close t...
You must understand my confusion dear sir, in that where I reside, the lowly muscadine is the typical food of the scurrying vermin only to be sampled ...
We have muscadine wine here. It's super sweet and fairly disgusting. I'm not sure if you've ever eaten a muscadine, but they sort of taste like wine s...
I don't think you should say you saw a ghost because what you saw is doubtfully a ghost. You might say though that you are influenced by the ghosts of...
From a scientific epistimology, ghosts surely don't exist. I have little respect for those who try to suggest they exist in that way. Those people ten...
But if you're distinguishing the US system, you'll have to give a counter non-American news outlet that transcends these problems. That is, is Swedish...
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