Hanover

Todah rabah. Finally a gentleman. A mensch I'd say.

Yeah, well, I didn't read that part of the bible, so what do I know.

It was pie. Pie. Not cake. At least get the imaginary food you fed your dog right.

Would some motherfucker on this Board wish me a Happy Passover? Really? Just because my Lord and Savior didn't rise from the dead today doesn't mean I...

Look what I made, for Baden and Baden alone, a luscious piece of punkin pie./uploads/resized/files/c6/puxwbgxucbvn152e.jpg

This is amatuer psychoanlysis. People have all sorts of motivations, despite your view that everyone chases dollars and strikes at shiny objects like ...

Missed the sarcasm. Needed a :wink:

Alas indeed.

I think he was telling you that Jack's son had the gout, but in your inebriated state you took that to mean each had his own taste. Meanwhile Jack's s...

Knowing requires a justification which is a subjective interpretation.

I just didn't follow your comment that "it doesn't go unexpressed." Was "it" the belief? You could have an unexpressed belief.

I fear that some warriors are never called to battle despite their readiness and training.

Not following. The belief isn't the behavior.

Jelly.

Yes, the utterance is but a very small percentage of the information conveyed. The distinction between linguistic and non-linguistic behavior is arbit...

A belief is knowable only via behavior and is therefore subject to interpretation.

You know any being's belief by its behavior whether it's by their gestures, movements, or utterances. Language is behavior just like your cat looking ...

No, it would imply that it's likely we both are referencing a similar subjective impression of a beetle when we said "beetle," but we couldn't be sure...

But this one I totally get. /uploads/files/2h/5bn0ee9fw981kgl6.jpg

I found this building, and I don't understand the objective. Seems like a useless erection./uploads/files/z5/64l0wa0mdn8269jo.jpg

For the love of God, can I get a single pic of someone eating their pet?

They yell "lawyer" at me all the time, which is an antisemetic slur based on a happens to be accurate stereotype.

When my father was very ill and suffering from dementia, literally taking swings at the nurses trying to help him (and keep in mind he was a physician...

Fine, here's a pic of me. https://media.giphy.com/media/YI0HM7ix6pFbW/giphy.mp4

Don't be jelly Sweet Petunia.

Sorry, you can't be Punkin cuz Punkin said so. You're now Luscious. Carry on.

Not sure who is hipper and cooler, the young flopping Travolta with the goofy grin or the serious and aloof gum chewer in the spaghetti strap cut off.

I didn't offer congrats.

I suspect you're being sarcastic, but I'm going to do it because you suggested it. I just don't think you guys would ever steer me wrong. :hearts:

There's a thousand points in between. I suspect you're being sarcastic, but I'm going to do it because you suggested it.

You'd actually be surprised at the diversity of views among Jews on this issue.

Because of pancreas jokes?

I've outrun the grim reaper.

It's not a matter of whether one finds me subjectively amusing. It's that I'm objectively amusing as shown by all objective amusement criteria, includ...

It's a girl cat. Look closer. I'm trying to get her pancreas in my mouth.

Now that I've kicked things off, maybe others could share pics of themselves trying to eat their pets.

Although difficult to see from the pic, I'm trying to fit my cat in my mouth. /uploads/resized/files/ee/fhink3r1incme8cl.jpg

The sound of Baden crying.

What's the date printed on it?

Here's a great rabbinical rendition of Wish You Were Here. https://youtu.be/rirDOIttODM

The joke was that my friends whose funerals I went to couldn't actually come to mine because they'd be dead. That being said, you don't actually get a...

I've always been good to come to my friends' funerals, so they'll come to mine.

I shall dance a cold bitter dance daily until you congratulate me. https://youtu.be/DY_DF2Af3LM

I pass the Hannah test and your wife just told me you could join in.

A bit belated, but thank you. For 20 years I have stewed, having lost a good part of my life to hate and only now I can move on. The burden is lifted....

Don't be jelly. You can be Punkin too.

I wish to thank Tiff for pointing out that I have become the topic of discussion of yet another thread. I'd also like to thank Timeline (aka Punkin) f...

No one lives in South Dakota, Never has.

So don't eat the maid?

I think there are mostly cannibals in New Zealand.