I'm writing a movie in my head right now, and this is what I've got so far: It's a very serious movie about a guy who's dealing with death, estrangeme...
The law in Georgia, where I live, as it relates to alcohol: A bar can be held liable for the injuries to a third person if it knowingly serves an into...
I do like the double noun descriptive term, as in shit vomit. It's sort of a country way of talking, like saying I have a goat truck, a work shirt, or...
I read that if you take too many opiates, your muscles in your bowels will relax and your feces will no longer be pushed down to the anus. The result ...
You are clearly not a goat farmer. Goat dung comes in small pellets, like rabbit pellets and it's very dry and has little smell. If it forms in clumps...
I had imagined this fictional town to have been located not far from Kissimmee, Florida, a suburb of Orlando, not far from the Magic Kingdom. Not sure...
When I was growing up in Bakhakistikan, our only source of fuel was cow shit, which we would wrap in hair shavings from the local barber and then dous...
My cat is the leader of the Illuminati. So, there's that. Let me know if you need something done. She's got a few free minutes right now it looks like...
Speaking of food and Brits, there are a series of Tik Tok videos of Brits tasting American foods for the first time. They found pecan pie, chick-fil-a...
Edinburgh was orginally settled by a sub-Saharan click speaking tribe and that pronunciation remains as a relic. That's why they say Edinblthuuu as we...
I hear that often, so you're probably right. My best defense is that it works, unlike most that don't. If we could achieve delicious, varied, and affo...
The worker is a commodity, just as is the tomato, both of which the purchaser (whether that be the employer who purchases the employee or the customer...
In the county where I live, we have an 80.9% diversity score, which means that if you picked two random people off the street, there's an 80.9% chance...
I read that ulcerative colitis rates were highest in industrialized countries and regions and it was theorized that countries with the poorest hygiene...
I live in the southern US, so we get a lot of Mexican food. I hear that the people in the Dakotas and in Montana have a bunch of Canadian restaurants ...
Some Captain Obvious statements: Race relations are strained, with many blacks having no trust in white people in looking after black people's interes...
The Scots and English fry their tomatoes on the griddle. I remember that, and then there's that strange baked beans and toast thing,. I'm thinking a h...
Fried green tomatoes are usually available as a side in southern restaurants, but I've never actually made them. Green tomatoes aren't generally avail...
At least (and I mean at very very least), the racists are now wearing full Klan regalia so we know who they are, instead of pretending to have a reaso...
Where I thought I lost was on move 27. You played Nf3 instead of Qf3 threatening mate and my rook on h1. Had I done a ridiculous looking castle, you c...
It's been a interesting game. C4 was obviously a blunder, which sucks. I hate slow games where I blinder and then watch the other guy grind out the ad...
In the"doubt" example, we had an educated class making a determination that Latin was a particularly proper and pure language, and so the B (not T, my...
Languages, particularly those like English, with large numbers of non-native speakers undergo continual change. It's fairly obvious when we pick up a ...
Made onion, thyme, dried Mexican pepper, garlic, and diced red potato omelets for breakfast. Added some salt and paprika seasoning as well, with farm ...
Visited upon my local bivlavery yestreen and partook upon the varied mussel and scallop pickings. . Generally satisfied, I departed without typical gr...
Happy to serve. A better touch would have been to say "you people" instead of "your people." Little things like that matter in the humor bidness, but ...
I'm so glad to be your monkey grinder clown to entertain you. 5000 years if oppression, struggle, and perseverance just to see you smile at my antics ...
Schlong has a nice Yiddish ring to it. For the ladies, my favorite term is cooter. It has a nice trailer park ring to it The trailer park and the syna...
Exactly. Which explains the throwing shit on the field. It was a playoff game, so the protest might have delayed the next game, so the commissioner, w...
I'll show you the way a protest is properly handled textbook style by the Atlanta Braves. https://youtu.be/X-6ujbLknUc You complain, throw shit all ov...
That's a ground rule double. "Two bases can also be awarded per home park ground rules—rules created to provide for unique playing conditions of a spe...
When I was a kid, there were trees in the baseball field, so you had to figure out how to play off the tree. A lot of times you forgot to clarify if i...
That's where I grew up. My brother and I used to fish right off that clearing on the left of the picture. We'd drag large nets across the water and dr...
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