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My philosophical pet peeves

T_Clark March 04, 2018 at 03:29 13025 views 52 comments The Lounge
This is just a start:

Having to start a new discussion because all the current ones are lame.

People who accuse me of an ad hominem attack because I’m mean to their ideas or a bit rough with my language. Hey you, yes you… asshole - an ad hominem attack is an attack directly on your person – your intelligence or personal hygiene. If I say “this is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard,” it may be uncivil, it may be bad philosophy, but it’s not an ad hominem attack. If I say “why should I even consider the stupid ideas of someone as butt ugly as you are,” that is.

More generally, people who respond to an argument by saying it represents a logical fallacy rather than being explicit about what’s wrong with it. First of all, they’re usually wrong. Second, they’re lazy. Calling something a logical fallacy is a way to avoid thinking about what has been said. It short-circuits the process of reasoning. It’s gamesmanship, not philosophy.

Justified True Belief and the Gettier problems. These are the stupidest ideas I’ve ever heard. Why should I even discuss such stupid ideas with someone as butt ugly as you are? Gettier was also very ugly. Here's an actual picture:

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Students who come on the forum to try to get us to do their homework for them.

Failure to understand that words are not reality. Example – you’re going to hell because you ate a cucumber. Reference – John 5, 14. “Merchant says ‘getch your cucumbers here.’ Jesus says ‘God, I really hate cucumbers.” Example – I read about a guy who thought workers who were about to lose their jobs because their factory was shutting down shouldn’t be allowed to get together, buy the factory, and run it themselves because it was “communism.”

More specifically, pretending that paradoxes actually mean something and getting all excited that you’ve figured out something important about the nature of reality. Hey, Zeno. Look at me. I’m walking through the fucking door you butt ugly son of a bitch.

People who toss out their turd of an idea and then don’t participate in the discussion after that.

People who disrupt discussions about science with conspiracy theories about how they understand the scientific basis of reality better than thousands of scientists and philosophers working for thousands of years. Einstein was a fraud. Light doesn’t act as both a wave and a particle, Schrodinger just needed new glasses. Pepsi is better than Coke.

Speaking of Schrodinger, people who don't know that whole cat thing was a joke.

I'll see if I can think of others.

Comments (52)

The Devils Disciple March 04, 2018 at 03:36 ¶ #158645
When you absolutly destroy someone with strong reasoning and fact, and then at the end of the debate they just say "well i believe im right even though I can't prove it." That said ive been on the loosing sides many times, i like to think that most of the time i might say "hmm ill need to think about that" or "i think you might be right"
T_Clark March 04, 2018 at 03:46 ¶ #158646
Quoting The Devils Disciple
When you absolutly destroy someone with strong reasoning and fact, and then at the end of the debate they just say "well i believe im right even though I can't prove it." That said ive been on the loosing sides many times, i like to think that most of the time i might say "hmm ill need to think about that" or "i think you might be right"


You've got it backwards. One of my pet peeves is when someone says "hmm ill need to think about that" or "i think you might be right," because then I don't get to feel superior to them. I have to pretend I "respect" them!
BC March 04, 2018 at 06:00 ¶ #158659
Quoting T Clark
have to pretend I "respect" them!


Intolerably inconvenient.
Moliere March 04, 2018 at 06:25 ¶ #158663
I wish i knew how to import the pictures from this comic onto our threads... alas, I am a failure.


BUT

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/9

seems apropos
fdrake March 04, 2018 at 12:27 ¶ #158684
Reply to Moliere

People who say "x fallacy" in response to something you said without explaining why it's 'x fallacy' is annoying.

I think my biggest pet peeve is responding to the letter of someone's argument rather than its spirit.
charleton March 04, 2018 at 12:53 ¶ #158688
Quoting T Clark
People who accuse me of an ad hominem attack because I’m mean to their ideas or a bit rough with my language. Hey you, yes you… asshole - an ad hominem attack is an attack directly on your person – your intelligence or personal hygiene. If I say “this is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard,” it may be uncivil, it may be bad philosophy, but it’s not an ad hominem attack. If I say “why should I even consider the stupid ideas of someone as butt ugly as you are,” that is.


This is total bullshit. And one of my pet peeves.

What they, and you are talking about is INSULTS.
An ad hominem is something entirely different.

Allow me to explain.
A makes an argument
B says that argument cannot be rightbecause you are not qualified, are inadequate, are always wrong,,, etc....

For example.
"The chemical symbol for salt is NaCl."
"Rubbish. That can't be correct because you are not a chemist, but a road sweeper"




charleton March 04, 2018 at 12:57 ¶ #158689
Quoting T Clark
Students who come on the forum to try to get us to do their homework for them.


If you hate this one tale a look at https://www.quora.com
If you want some fun answer their questions with a set of common misconceptions.
charleton March 04, 2018 at 13:02 ¶ #158691
Quoting T Clark
I read about a guy who thought workers who were about to lose their jobs because their factory was shutting down shouldn’t be allowed to get together, buy the factory, and run it themselves because it was “communism.


Sadly Americans exist whether you believe in them or not. They stand as a warning against stupidity for the rest of the world. Now they have their God. Trump is without a shadow of doubt the single most stupid leader of any country since the dawn of history. He can't read, he can barely write. He's a narcissistic fantasist. ... sorry went off on one there.
CuddlyHedgehog March 04, 2018 at 14:04 ¶ #158695
Quoting T Clark
because all the current ones are lame.


That’s not arrogant at all!Quoting T Clark
People who toss out their turd of an idea and then don’t participate in the discussion after that.


There, there, who upset little Clarkie?
T_Clark March 04, 2018 at 15:35 ¶ #158720
Quoting charleton
What they, and you are talking about is INSULTS.
An ad hominem is something entirely different.


Hmm... I'll need to think about that.
T_Clark March 04, 2018 at 15:39 ¶ #158722
Quoting charleton
Sadly Americans exist whether you believe in them or not. They stand as a warning against stupidity for the rest of the world. Now they have their God. Trump is without a shadow of doubt the single most stupid leader of any country since the dawn of history. He can't read, he can barely write. He's a narcissistic fantasist. ... sorry went off on one there.


Following up on our earlier discussion, is this or is it not an argument ad hominem? And not on me, but on me and everyone like me.
CuddlyHedgehog March 04, 2018 at 15:47 ¶ #158724
Reply to T Clark It's just a fact, Clarkie.
BC March 04, 2018 at 16:03 ¶ #158727
Quoting charleton
What they, and you are talking about is INSULTS.


subject/verb agreement error: ...are insults. Pet peeve #20942.
unnecessary punctuation error ...they and you. Pet peeve 20943.

Quoting charleton
Trump is without a shadow of doubt the single most stupid leader of any country since the dawn of history. He can't read, he can barely write. He's a narcissistic fantasist. ... sorry went off on one there.


All true, but then you have your Brexit geniuses. Colossal stupidity.

Quoting Moliere
I wish i knew how to import the pictures from this comic onto our threads... alas, I am a failure.


You may very well be a failure, but we require more evidence.

Pet peeve #20944: Unsubstantiated claims.

What else don't you know?

In Safari on a Mac, mouse over the image desired, holding the control key, click and select from the options... "copy image address". Then, back in TPF, click on the image button at the top of the text box, and paste the image address. Press GO and presto

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There are other ways of doing this.
CuddlyHedgehog March 04, 2018 at 16:08 ¶ #158729
Quoting Bitter Crank
subject/verb agreement error: ...are insults. Pet peeve #20942.
unnecessary punctuation error ...they and you. Pet peeve 20943.


Here's the grammar police again:roll:

Quoting Bitter Crank
you have your Brexit geniuses. Colossal stupidity


very true..
BC March 04, 2018 at 16:23 ¶ #158735
Reply to Moliere Pasting images from this comic series could get out of hand in no time at all!

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Moliere March 04, 2018 at 16:36 ¶ #158740
Reply to Bitter Crank :D

It is a deliciously fun comic. (thanks for the tip btw)
charleton March 04, 2018 at 20:03 ¶ #158803
Reply to T Clark
not really.

If anything it would be an ad gentum, or ad populem.
For it to be a fallacy type, I'd have to be reacting against a specific argument. The full phrase of ad hom is fallacies argumentum ad hominem.
But basically it's just an out an out insult of a nation.
charleton March 04, 2018 at 20:06 ¶ #158804
Quoting Bitter Crank
All true, but then you have your Brexit geniuses. Colossal stupidity.


Time will tell about Brexit. But I can't think what this has to do with me, or my observations about Trump.
But any nation who elects a president who got fewer votes than his competitor needs it's fucking head examined.
Sam26 March 04, 2018 at 21:10 ¶ #158819
My pet peeve is to all who think they know something, including myself. We don't know shit!! I'm still wondering why I'm not a skeptic.
Sam26 March 04, 2018 at 21:21 ¶ #158824
Another pet peeve, people who make up their own definitions.
Abdul March 04, 2018 at 21:25 ¶ #158826
A couple of mine:

  • Using big words and concepts that you don't understand to prove a totally irrelevant point
  • Having a flawed argument, realizing it, and not admitting it
  • Someone proving you wrong but you still continue to believe in your wrong assumptions
T_Clark March 05, 2018 at 11:49 ¶ #158956
Quoting Abdul
Using big words and concepts that you don't understand to prove a totally irrelevant point


Look in the dictionary - This is the actual definition of "philosophy." You're just trying to take the fun out of it.

I was just responding to your A Look into the Mind of God discussion and I thought of something else that bothers me - classifying the question of God's existence as metaphysics.
PossibleAaran March 05, 2018 at 17:47 ¶ #159063
Quoting T Clark
Failure to understand that words are not reality.


It seems to me that this is one of the greatest flaws of large swathes of philosophy, academic and otherwise.
T_Clark March 05, 2018 at 18:25 ¶ #159080
Quoting PossibleAaran
It seems to me that this is one of the greatest flaws of large swathes of philosophy, academic and otherwise.


Agreed. I'm going to put it on my list for a future discussion of it's own.
charleton March 05, 2018 at 19:17 ¶ #159111
Quoting T Clark
Failure to understand that words are not reality.


The dubious legacy of Plato.
fdrake March 05, 2018 at 19:20 ¶ #159116
Reply to T Clark Reply to charleton

I'd be really interested in that discussion.
charleton March 05, 2018 at 19:23 ¶ #159125
Reply to fdrake Theory of Forms. The notion that objects more or less conform to an ideal. It places the logos above the world of appearances.
CuddlyHedgehog March 05, 2018 at 19:31 ¶ #159140
Quoting T Clark
Failure to understand that words are not reality


Not sure what you mean by that. Do you mean words are not facts? Words, as soon as they are spoken, written or typed, no longer exist in one’s mind but become part of the shared reality.
Ilyosha March 05, 2018 at 20:07 ¶ #159155
Edit: This was meant as a sarcastic quip in line with the nature of the thread (flaunting all of my pet peeves in the form of my pet peeves...), but I guess it came across as unhinged. Sorry about that.
T_Clark March 05, 2018 at 20:16 ¶ #159165
Quoting Ilyosha
Hey could you guys help me out with my philosophy homework? The question is: “If Nietzsche were a dentist, what tune would he hum to himself while needlessly extracting patients’ teeth?” The multiple-choice answers are: (a) Wagner; (b) Beethoven; (c) One of his own lame compositions; (d) Trick question: he’d actually be engaging in a wee bit of furious onanism.

Now, I know this seems like an odd assignment, but it’ll make a lot more sense when you realize it’s the final exam question at St. John’s Annapolis, the university that teaches you valuable life lessons like what it’s like to take a lot of speed and read Euclid instead of doing real math.


This is a philosophical pet peeves discussion. It is generally expected that posts follow the stated theme, although sometimes things drift. One of the pet peeves identified is people asking for help with their homework. If you know that and are being ironic, welcome to the forum. If not, I at least appreciate that you are being out in the open about it.

Whatever, it would make sense to put this in another location.

CuddlyHedgehog March 05, 2018 at 20:56 ¶ #159184
Quoting Ilyosha
he’d actually be engaging in a wee bit of furious onanism.


I think that’s what he’d advise you to do. It seems you’re in desperate need of letting off some steam.
charleton March 05, 2018 at 21:40 ¶ #159192
Quoting CuddlyHedgehog
Not sure what you mean by that. Do you mean words are not facts? Words, as soon as they are spoken, written or typed, no longer exist in one’s mind but become part of the shared reality.


I think he means that people tend to privilege words and their definition way beyond their role as representative approximations of the things they seek to denote. Nothing important about the existence of a written word is real. Words are wholly dependant on the language community which claims to understand them. They have no independent, absolute or unambiguous meaning.
T_Clark March 05, 2018 at 22:23 ¶ #159209
Quoting CuddlyHedgehog
Not sure what you mean by that. Do you mean words are not facts? Words, as soon as they are spoken, written or typed, no longer exist in one’s mind but become part of the shared reality.


I gave several examples, although I'm not satisfied I was clear enough. One of these days I'll start up a new discussion unless one of you do it first.
Abdul March 05, 2018 at 22:25 ¶ #159212
Reply to T Clark

I classified it as metaphysics? Oh, my apologies. That should belong in Philosophy of Religion
T_Clark March 05, 2018 at 22:41 ¶ #159222
Quoting Abdul
I classified it as metaphysics? Oh, my apologies. That should belong in Philosophy of Religion


No, I wasn't complaining about anything you did, I was just referring to a comment I had made in your discussion.
Sir2u August 11, 2018 at 13:14 ¶ #204878
Another pet peeve.
People believe that just because you argue in favor of something that it is your sacred belief that it is true.

If I want to I can argue in favor of starving people to death if they don't work or against the idea of doing so.
I was taught that if you cannot defend an idea that you find appalling, then you are also unable to to defeat those who do defend it.

It is called seeing both sides of the argument, and there are quite a few that really need to take up the practice.
Aleksander Kvam August 11, 2018 at 13:17 ¶ #204881
Quoting T Clark
Students who come on the forum to try to get us to do their homework for them.


maybe they are here because they trully want to learn.
Sir2u August 11, 2018 at 16:47 ¶ #204945
Reply to Aleksander Kvam They should start then by using proper grammar, punctuation, and capitalization.

There are some nasty people around here that like to insult you if you make mistakes.
I really don't care as long as it understandable, but the grammar NAZIs do tend to get a bit pissed of.
Aleksander Kvam August 11, 2018 at 16:50 ¶ #204947
Reply to Sir2u Well, capitalization is obviouslly important here. Or else you get banned. I have gotten a few warnings. So I just have to remember.
BC August 11, 2018 at 17:32 ¶ #204965
Reply to Aleksander Kvam I could easily join the Grammar Gestapo or the Stasi of Sentence Structure. I try to refrain. While error prone myself, I like to look for errors in other people's work. I am guessing that English is not your first language, but your posts are perfectly understandable, your English is idiomatic, and your errors are the same kind of errors that native speakers make.

One of the interesting things about Tolkien's LOTR is that he told the story mostly with words that are modern versions of Anglo-Saxon. Even though English was impregnated by French, with a huge brood of French offspring, the core of English and its grammar are Old English (or Anglo-Saxon). It's been around 30 years since I analyzed LOTR, but it seems to me that about 75% of the words in LOTR were Anglo-Saxon, Old Norse, Frisian, and the like. 20% were words derived from French,and 5% were "other" (not counting any of Tolkien's invented languages). The large share of AS words imparts a distinct flavor to the text, and is what makes LOTR very accessible to so many English readers.

Some contemporary science fiction writers whose work I enjoy greatly like to salt their modern English with extremely rare words which have very esoteric roots. They also use more complex sentence structure. There is every reason under many stars for space ship captains in the 25th century to use educated, complex English.

Aleksander Kvam August 11, 2018 at 19:05 ¶ #204992
Quoting Bitter Crank
I like to look for errors in other people's work


Its a valid form of detecting falsehood, but im talking about the subject itself and not grammer or the likes. No, english isnt my first language, im norwegian. The biggest fear I had before posting anything here was that people would just call me stupid and in a way bully me into leaving. But so far, so good! :)
Aleksander Kvam August 11, 2018 at 19:09 ¶ #204993
But I will admit that I have never studied philosophy and dont have the knowledge that the "veterans" in here have. But I want to learn and that is why I am here.
Sam26 August 11, 2018 at 20:17 ¶ #205016
Reply to Sir2u Good point about defending arguments.
Sir2u August 11, 2018 at 20:21 ¶ #205020
Reply to Sam26 Know thy enemy. :smile:
Sam26 August 11, 2018 at 20:26 ¶ #205022
One of my pet peeves is when people join a discussion without reading the thread. At least skim through the material.
BC August 11, 2018 at 20:40 ¶ #205035
Reply to Aleksander Kvam I've never taken a course in philosophy. Between this site and the old Philosophy Forum (now pretty much defunct) about 10 years worth, is where I've learned most of whatever I know about philosophy. I've read more theology than philosophy.
BC August 11, 2018 at 20:45 ¶ #205040
Quoting Aleksander Kvam
The biggest fear I had before posting anything here was that people would just call me stupid and in a way bully me into leaving.


Have patience. There's plenty of time to call you stupid and drive you away. (Joke). In truth though, one never knows when one is going to be pounced on, or who will do the honors. Sort of like life itself.
Aleksander Kvam August 11, 2018 at 20:46 ¶ #205042
Aleksander Kvam August 11, 2018 at 20:50 ¶ #205043
I think all of us understand the dilema of a student who was afraid to further inquire about a subject, in fear of the rest of the students would mock him for it. So you risk humiliation in exchange for knowlegde and understanding.
Sir2u August 11, 2018 at 23:26 ¶ #205096
Reply to Aleksander Kvam Once you have learned that much, the rest is easy.

Take your time and think about what you want to say, then read what you wrote to make sure that they are the same thing.
Aleksander Kvam August 12, 2018 at 00:43 ¶ #205115
Reply to Sir2u Thanks! :)
ArguingWAristotleTiff September 16, 2018 at 22:19 ¶ #212924
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