Scotty from Marketing
Well, why not have a thread just for Scott Morrison?
I've just read that he is calling the Howard Springs quarantine centre, to where any Australians who manage to return from India will be sent for a fortnight while we make sure they are not Dalit, the "Centre for National Resilience".
The Centre for National Resilience.
For those who are unaware - there may be some - Scotty was once in charge of Tourism Australia, and approved the marketing campaign "So where the bloody hell are you?", the language of which caused concern in foreign parts.
The Centre for National Resilience.
Fuck.
I've just read that he is calling the Howard Springs quarantine centre, to where any Australians who manage to return from India will be sent for a fortnight while we make sure they are not Dalit, the "Centre for National Resilience".
The Centre for National Resilience.
For those who are unaware - there may be some - Scotty was once in charge of Tourism Australia, and approved the marketing campaign "So where the bloody hell are you?", the language of which caused concern in foreign parts.
The Centre for National Resilience.
Fuck.
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Useless, corrupt, self-satisfied wanker.
And yet I do not trust Australians to do anything about it.
Definitive proof that the holly-roller, huckster Christian ethos of fuckin' over thy neighbour and feeling smug, has no place in our body politic.
quote="Banno;d10876"]The Centre for National Resilience.[/quote] It's a marvellously Orwellian title.
Ah, I see you've met him.
[tweet]https://twitter.com/tegangeorge/status/1390573762634866695[/tweet]
https://www.fedcourt.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0020/84512/Defence-7-May-2021.pdf
Well, it's not for us, not until Scotty has had a chance to spin it...
Daleks? Geez. And they say we have problems.
On point! The pot calling the kettle black. We're all sinners I suppose, saints are mere myth.
[quote=The Good Book]We find in the Bible in the eighth chapter of the Book of John, a story of a woman caught in adultery. The Bible says that Jesus was in the temple teaching and the scribes and pharisees brought to Him a woman caught in adultery.
They told Jesus that according to the law she should be stoned. Then they asked Him, what do you say. This was done to test Jesus so that they might have something to accuse Him of.
At that point the Bible tells us that Jesus stooped down and wrote on the ground with His finger, as though He did not hear them. When they continued asking Him, He got up from the ground and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.”
Then Jesus stooped down again and wrote on the ground. At that point, the Bible tells us that many were convicted by their conscience and walked away one by one.[/quote]
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones
He was called to do God’s work as prime minister
Perhaps the trouble is, it's too fucking nice here. We can do "She'll be right" and "No worries". We can afford to have a useless, corrupt, self-satisfied wanker in charge because the States do all the hard lifting anyway.
The Feds had two jobs: Quarantine, which they left to the states, so that now we can't look after returning Australians, and vaccination... now that's going well, hey?
What I don't understand is how these are not easy wins for the coalition? Like, who says 'we don't have a plan', rather than just fudge it and say 'yes, here's our plan'? (and if it doesn't work out, then I dunno, keep doing what these shits do and shunt responsibility elsewhere?). Like, these guys lie for breakfast - what's keeping them from lying here? Is it a tacit acknowledgement of their utter incompetence? Or are they really so comfortable that they really reckon 'nah, we'll wing it' is really OK with the electorate? And are they right about that? I don't get the politics of what they are doing (maybe I'm naïve?). Like, what's the angle here?
Haven't understood Australian voting since 1975.
I think, good or bad, it's usually the other,way round: Prime ministers are called to do God's work :grin:
Who isn't?
How can Australia achieve economic growth when the Treasurer can't name China in his budget speech?
The Liberals cannot address difficult issues. They cannot plan for the future because they cannot see past tomorrow's headlines. Their party mechanism promotes mediocrity.
That'll fix covid.
1977 - Kerry Packer rings an adviser/friend: "Idi Amin has invited me to go elephant shooting with him in Uganda, should I go, or will it harm my reputation?"
Adviser: "I don't know about your reputation, Kerry, but it will fuck Idi's..."
We are so lost....
Here's the spin, straight from the Marketing Division of AGL:
https://www.pm.gov.au/media/gas-fired-recovery
“Our plan for Australia’s energy future is squarely focused on bringing down prices, keeping the lights on and reducing our emissions and these interconnectors bring us a step closer to that reality.”
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin, again? I notice an Ordinary Bloke's collection of baseball caps behind our apparently desk bound Scotty. Did he get rid of the MAGA one?
I suspect he is sitting on it.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/may/13/new-law-allows-australian-government-to-indefinitely-detain-refugees-with-criminal-convictions
"Human rights groups – and parliament’s own human rights committee – say a new law pushed through parliament gives the government the power to indefinitely detain refugees, potentially for the rest of their lives. ... The law allows for the government, where it had cancelled the visa of a refugee but could not send them back to their country of origin because they would face persecution there, to detain them indefinitely. ...
The new law also gives the minister a broad unchallengeable power to withdraw a person’s refugee status recognition – declaring they can be returned to the country they fled."
Despicable bastards.
Crikey.
Report into Australia Post's handling of Christine Holgate's resignation calls for Scott Morrison to apologise
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/nine-formalises-deals-with-google-and-facebook-20210601-p57wxq.html
How is that not a win? I'll be watching Paul Barry next Monday, that's for sure.
//also this
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/why-google-boss-sundar-pichai-learnt-to-love-australia-s-media-laws-20210527-p57vpj.html
Sure, I've seen some figures in the right say some pretty stupid things about Climate Change. But's that a standard now, basically no right wing figures are particularly interesting. Say what you want about the old school Austrians, but Hayek and Schumpeter were much more sophisticated than almost anything on the right now.
Not that labor is amazing, that's another topic...
It's convict origins made for a very egalatarian culture, which it still is. It's been called, in a famous book from some decades back 'the lucky country' - due to the abundance of resources and the natural bounty of the continent (despite huge swathes of the interior being uninhabitable desert). The Westminster political system I think is superior to the US system. There's also a sense of the 'fair go' which is something people I know who have moved here from America says is lacking there. Not that Australia doesn't have problems of its own.
Quoting Manuel
The recent politics of climate change have been utterly tragic here, although it's finally beginning to change. But a labor government successfully introduced on the very first emissions trading schemes, back in about 2012 I think it was, which faced unremitting and intense hostility from the conservatives and the Australian equivalents of Rush Limbaugh. Much to the eternal disgrace of the Liberal-National party, when it got into office, it dismantled that legislation, which was working as intended and would have greatly contributed toward reducing carbon emissions at practically no visible cost to anyone. That was an act of utter political bastardty. (The then Prime Minister was to be forced from his seat in Parliament in 2019 by an Action on Climate Change independent, which was one of the sweetest moments in Australian politics.)
The really poisonous, indeed treacherous, thing that the Conservatives did was politicise climate-change policies for their own advantage, running a scare campaign on the 'great big new tax'. Until then there had been a cautious bi-partisan attitude, that it was something that had to be dealt with for the sake of future generations. About 3-4 politicians from the conservative side of politics totally blew that up in the space of a few months. It was criminal, in my view. They're the elements in Australian politics that are most like the GOP alt-right in the US. Imbeciles.
The current government's hand has been forced as the UK and US under Biden have taken a much more forceful approach and won't let Australia wriggle out of it. Plus the agricultural lobby has well and truly changed its mind. After the catastrophic bushfire season in 2019-2020 the public finally accepted the reality of having to deal with climate change. But you still get the sense the conservative side is being dragged kicking and screaming (with some exceptions at State Government levels.)
Some background.
https://reneweconomy.com.au/gillard-on-climate-action-it-was-done-and-we-can-do-it-again-in-the-future-63753/
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-recent-history-of-australia-s-climate-change-wars
...was...
Liberal policies have degraded equity greatly since the nineties. Education in particular as become less equitable. Australia is ninth-worst of 77 countries for the equitable allocation of resources between disadvantaged and advantaged schools. Only Colombia, Panama, Peru, Cyprus, Philippines, Mexico. Brazil and Thailand rank lower.
Currently Australian Labor, both State and Federal (WA is not counted as they’ve won solely on the back of COVID) has to re-invent itself, come up with a grand vision of some kind, as they look like a party bobbing in the wake of history at this point in time. Badly need some new Bobs (Carr or Hawke, either would do) plus a new script.
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Quoting Wayfarer
I assume that "lobbying" in Australia isn't as transparent as it is in the US, essentially legal bribery, out in the open. Nevertheless, those changes you indicate must have come from coal and traditional energy sectors who just want money now, without thinking about what happens a few years down the road. These "neoliberals" have this sophisticated game of politicizing things which should be obvious under the cunningly labeled term "freedom." And whose against that?
Quoting Wayfarer
That's very good to hear. I was reading or maybe I was watching some news from your own ABC that some firefighters during those bush fires were basically accepting that the Australian public simply assumed that this was going to be the new normal. Thankfully it isn't so...
Quoting Wayfarer
:up:
Thanks
We have one of those in North Dakota. What's yours like?
Ours is a not very perspicacious neo-liberal knob-jockey.
Could you expand on that?
Although I most enjoyed the Coen Bros production of it.
What's fair go?
More when climate change really kicks in. 'Birds fall cooked from the sky'.
Yep. It's raid, exploit, and dump. State governments are helpless. Can't go on forever, tho.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
https://theshot.net.au/general-news/scott-morrisons-australia-is-fucking-embarrassing/
Inevitable and I am surprised it took this long. Barnaby and Scotty are going to be a part of our lives for the next few years, I'm afraid.
Doesn't matter if they hate each other. That's often par for the course (even within parties). BJ's a larger than life, larrikin original (even if he is a corporate shill and knob jockey) and that's all that seems to matter.
Government who has done all it can to ensure the destruction of the reef is mad that they are being called out for having done all it can to ensure the destruction of the reef.
The spin is that UNESCO is being manipulated by the Chinese.
https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/great-barrier-reef-dragged-into-row-with-china-20210622-p58332
On another topic, isn't it wonderful to see the National Party doing so much to support Scotty in reassuring women that they have their best interests at heart?
It's all good; we've given it a new spin.
Find the latest data on Australia's vaccine rollout.
It asks for a login without any way to create one.
Keep an eye out for the next bit of spin.
Source
No words.
Pork-barelling on an industrial scale. This kind of schtick is the most blatantly cynical self-dealing that this government has been caught doing.
" (1) No Poverty, (2) Zero Hunger, (3) Good Health and Well-being, (4) Quality Education, (5) Gender Equality, (6) Clean Water and Sanitation, (7) Affordable and Clean Energy, (8) Decent Work and Economic Growth, (9) Industry, Innovation and Infrastructure, (10) Reducing Inequality, (11) Sustainable Cities and Communities, (12) Responsible Consumption and Production, (13) Climate Action, (14) Life Below Water, (15) Life On Land, (16) Peace, Justice, and Strong Institutions, (17) Partnerships for the Goals. ".
If Australia is rated low, it sounds like UN bullshit to me.
Hey, on the bright side, Australia is near the top, if not first, in exporting CO2!
Which they couldn't do without Japan and India. Dealing with climate change is a global problem.
Oh, not Japan and India - small players. We provide the raw material for the empty cites of China.
Oh. They have empty cities?
This year China is buying all our Eastern Red cedars. I hope it's not going to a ghost city. I need some.
The missing 'magic numbers' in Morrison's COVID strategy are a stark reminder of our bungled vaccine rollout
Thanks for the link.
We can, and have, done so much better with our past leaders.
I blame the Celts.
Out of curiosity, why not?
I think this year has reflected terribly on Morrison, but I still can't see him losing the next election. As you are saying, and for whatever reason, people will grumble about it, but there doesn't seem a real appetite for change.
Have a listen to this interview:
https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/latenightlive/canberra-capers-with-laura-tingle/13432428
Depressing stuff.
The Liberal Party is a corrupt conservative party. Labour is ineffectual, and the Greens will not receive sufficient votes to form government.
So joining the Liberals with the aim of dragging them to the left seems the only reasonable option.
Do you think Australians are especially apathetic when it comes to politics?
Low voter turnout was the nominal reason for the introduction of compulsory voting.
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SMH
This should blow up in his face.
Oh my god, I love Scotty so much! He's never done anything! I mean it, he hasn't actually done anything- positive at least.
:roll:
Some good news!:
Australians are cooowaaarddssss.
Do you really believe change of policy in the Liberal party can come from the bottom and work it's way up, or that any individual can work their way up to gain power without becoming corrupted by the culture?
God bloody dammit Jordies make a point that I totally missed and now I'm even more mad - we literally have a whole architecture in place to do vaccines for the flu shot every year which has been running for ages now, and instead of using that tried and true mechanism of public health this fucking government privatized the rollout. Not just in the sense of waiting for AZ or UQ to manufacture vaccines here - which they also did - but the actual logistics of rollout itself. FFFAAARRRrkrrrkkkkkkkkksdfsd this fuckinggg governmsdfgndasigdttshit.
We’re paying companies millions to roll out COVID vaccines. But we’re not getting enough bang for our buck
The independent review of the pubic service completed in 2019 says:
This prior to Covid.
The first rule of any project tis make sure you use people who have done the same thing before. Instead of making us of the existing pharmaceutical distribution chan, the Feds tried to build a new one from scratch. Because the Public Service has been reduced to bare bones, they were not up to the task even of providing oversight... a word who's meaning has changed in interesting ways over the last twenty years, along with the demise of effective leadership.
Private contractors received $156m to vaccinate the most at-risk... that went well, didn't it.
I think NY did that too, and it was a fiasco. My state used the county health departments with assistance from the National Guard, so mostly public, with some volunteers to help.
Australia has a population and economy about the size of Texas, but it's scattered around the edges of a huge landmass. That's both a challenge and an advantage?
Awarding contracts can be a good way to get things done. It can definitely backfire, but public operations can also fail spectacularly.
Both methods are subject to corruption. There should be procedures for awarding contracts, like with sealed bids. Does Australia do that?
The states have independent bodies that can investigate public corruption in the civil service and amongst politicians. We need one at Federal level, but for some reason the incumbents don't see it as a priority...
Because they're corrupt.
Did you see the Netflix version of that? It was pretty good.
So much utterly misdirected anger at those protests.
Keep in mind that their actions put others directly at risk.
There almost certainly would have been folk there who have Covid.
They were unmasked, allowing the virus to spread.
While both state and feds share responsibility for the frustration expressed, that is insufficient to justify the protests.
Freedom to protest does not extend to putting others in danger.
Gridlock: removing barriers to policy reform
The lack of capacity at Federal level is having real, deleterious results at a local level.
Have a listen to the podcast.
Would it be that this were a bug, rather than a feature, of liberal rule.
But see the recent backflip of the ALP.
negative gearing and capital gains tax
Getting rid of good policy. John Daley's point is that inaction is now endemic, the norm in politics, and will stay there at least until cross-benchers force a corruption commission.
A verdict?
But I feel like there's a changed media and communication environment that actually accounts for the timidity of governments insofar as they are alot more reactive (in a short term, polls-driven way) to next-day press releases and 24 hour news cycles in a way that they weren't before. I don't know that this is the only reason, but isolating reasons why governments have become so leadership averse would be the next important step in examining this phenomenon. Old mate Kevin is definitely on to something, I think, when he blames Murdoch for absolutely ruining the feedback process of governments and their constituents. dk, maybe the actual report does have more on that and they just didn't have time to get into it in the podcast.
PDF of the report:
https://grattan.edu.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Gridlock-Grattan-Report.pdf
Still reading it.
Popular opinion ranked highest, then shibboleths, then vested interests. Presumably the influence of Murdoch is the capacity to form popular opinion. It would be an interesting study. See box 1, p. 28. And 4.32
Yeah, exactly. 'Popular opinion' ought not to be treated as a given: it is itself formed, the result of a process. The report talks of the need for sustained efforts to forge consensus, but I think a good, hard look at our primary means of that consensus making - corporate owned media with vested interests! - is needed.
"Unethical, underhanded and corrupt practices have left the Western Australian Liberal Party a penniless ‘political wasteland’ on the verge of ‘extinction’ with disaffected members considering starting a new conservative party, according to a report released on Saturday by the WA Liberal Party.
These are just some findings of the explosive review released at the party’s state council meeting which looks into its inner workings in the lead up to the WA Liberal’s humiliating 2021 election loss."
[I]Just[/i] the WA libs?
Scotty must be so pleased to have such a free thinker as his deputy.
The group Farmers for climate action represents approximately 6000 farmers from across Australia, and has 22, 000 members.
More than the National Party.
The rules do not apply to him. They are for other people.
Why not bring your kids to Canberra? Other folk move their family because of their work.
[tweet]https://twitter.com/newsfighterspod/status/1438246997845331969[/tweet]
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This is going to be embarrassing.
A dear friend was an engineer on the Collins class. At table he would regale us with tales of incompetence. Very soon before the launch of HMAS Collins, it was found that the main hatch would not seal. It was removed and replaced with a piece of plywood, suitable painted, for the ceremony.
And so:
Which works for a government that has striped the pubic service to a point of such ineptitude that they could not manage the purchase of a few vials of vaccine without bringing in a solder with not expertise in health.
It's not going to end well.
Here's what will happen: A few weeks from now someone will ask what the advice to the PM was; there will be a bit of shuffling of feet, and then on the next Friday afternoon a quite acknowledgement that Porter's actions have been ignored.
Happy to be proved wrong.
China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines
Stan Grant disappointed at another lost opportunity.
And, fuck dissenters - all those twerps in Hong Kong, all those anonymous Uighers who should know better. Get on board, but be ready to shut up.
Quoting Banno
Happy now.
Expect him back in a subsequent reshuffle.
Someone on the ABC was saying that by about mid-century all submarines will be constantly tracked by thermal-imaging satellites, so the advantage provided by being underwater....well, evaporates......
Coal fired submarines.
I can not say how much it gladdens my heart to have out nation in the hands of people of such extraordinary moral recited.
I really cannot.
I know it's the DM but to think that we threw our hat in with this awful country. Australians like to fear monger about the threat of China - frankly it's Americans who are fatal to our well being. To think there was a whole cadre of them vying to 'save us' while standing atop of the dead bodies of 700,000 of their own citizens.
Face it, the human race is incredibly weird.
Heard along a grapevine that the influence of Murdoch in German politics is noticeable on a county by county basis - does your constituency tend to consume Murdoch media? Then PR will be a dumpster fire. Anecdotal recount of an anecdote, though. Guess it's everywhere.
We have two major media conglomerates that have an effective duopoly on the press in Australia. Murdoch is one of them, and by far the largest one. In our regional areas, Murdoch owns all the newspapers. His online presence is enormous too, owning the most visited Australian new site (news.com.au). Not to mention skynews.com.au, which the Youtube algorithm agressively pushes. When our PM visited the US earlier this year, one of his stops was to Murdoch to kiss the ring.
The other half of the duopoly, Nine, is run by a former treasurer of the existing government, the same one that basically follows Murdoch's lead like a hurt puppy. Just this year, our government pushed through legislation to force social media companies (read: Facebook) to pay 'local' media for their users even *linking* to their content. Indie media miss out on any of it.
The two (relatively popular) public broadcasters, the ABC and SBS, and consistently under attack for being too left leaning, despite the fact that they are both ensconsed solidly in the middle, and have had their funds constantly cut by the current government. Our media landscape is a disaster.
Yep - has been for years. I wonder when Rupert dies (I will throw a small party) if his company will continue to fuck the world with Lachlan in charge. Or will it just crumble and powder like an excavated Egyptian mummy opened up on a Cairo street?
Fifty percent wishful thinking? Or relying prayer?
Non-binding, of course.
And by 2050, not 2030.
Technology is s wonderful thing. Scotty from marketing is planning to power his spin with hydrogen instead of hot air.
Ugh, I thought all ya blokes dawnunda we’re all wise and shit. Turns out you’re cunts like everyone else on the planet.
This is like my worst fears coming through - Morrison aping American anti-democratic bullshit. The last thing we need to to become anything close to the shitfuckery that is the American asylum. What a malignant fucking cancer on the world. Fuck the US, and fuck Scott Morrison.
And of course it's inspired by our resident racist piece of shit MP, Hanson:
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/oct/28/i-understand-the-need-centre-alliance-could-offer-crucial-support-for-coalitions-controversial-voter-id-laws
[tweet]https://twitter.com/SquizzSTK/status/1453585773341544455[/tweet]
No wonder they want to water down voting.
Morrison's climate 'plan' reveals a spectacular new model of political leadership in Australia
https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/qk1ezu/macaron_telling_it_like_it_is/
Would it be fair to say that some people there are embarrassed or not really?
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The government, sure. But what about the voters, or is this deal not very relevant to them?
After all, you still get the submarines...
You think? I doubt anyone here has high expectations. Second hand rent-a-sub
https://theconversation.com/view-from-the-hill-for-morrison-aukus-is-all-about-the-deal-never-mind-the-niceties-168248
You might begin to understand why this thread is called "Scotty from Marketing".
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Yeah, found out about the nickname in the Australia subreddit.
I had heard that the original French submarines weren't nuclear powered, but I haven't gone on to verify.
Well with ANZUS in the way, the so called "threat of China", countries just do what the US says, with very few exceptions. France'll just have to be embarrassed worldwide and mad at Australia, but it is an insult to the French, no doubt.
Hope your next PM will get a better nickname, at least. :joke:
The French subs were nuclear powered, but Australia was paying to have the design modified for nonnuclear. Then we changed to nuclear. Look, it just doesn't make sense. We all know that.
Quoting Manuel
"Albo", perhaps...?
I've got to read a good book by some learned reporter or scholar on Australian politics, I used to know a decent amount, for somebody who's very far away from Australia, but finds it fascinating.
I'm seeing that Labour isn't doing that well in the polls. Yet I'm seeing lots of hate for Scotty, politics all over the world is quite messed up these days, I don't get the situation over there.
The Labor Party has a real lack of leadership talent, the current leader is ernest and honest as the day is long, but nobody can see him winning the prize, although I could be wrong. The thing is, if the country comes out of the COVID blocks firing, this will favour the Government.
The best PM we've had in my recent lifetime was Julia Gillard in my opinion - Labor, lead from 2010-13, managed to steer many ground-breaking pieces of legislation from the position of a minority Government while coping with absolutely despicable treatment from the Murdoch press and the medievalist then-opposition leader (who was to become the worst PM in Australian history in my memory although again I might be wrong).
Morrison's cabinet are resoundingly mediocre in most ways, although I have to say I think overall they have to be given some credit for the economic and health management of the COVID-19 crisis. But they're definitely weak on environmental management and it is costing them. The aforementioned medieval PM lost his seat in the last election to a canny independent who ran on a Climate Change bill and who is continuing to stick it to them. There might be quite a bit more of that.
So far the voters have proven themselves cowards, although they are largely kept in their cowardice by a massive propaganda apparatus which works in direct cahoots with the shameless government. Australians are by and large hostage to their own comforts - particularly houses - even as the conditions which maintain them are being eaten through every passing minute. I think anyone who cares about our international representation does feel embarassed, but I don't know how many people that is.
It's not even like the French deal was any good to begin with. In fact it was very likely the fruit of pure corruption, with a lobbying firm of ex-government operatives having pushed through the deal in the first place:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-11/scott-morrisons-friend-hired-by-french-during-submarine-talks/10797920
The lastest drama is just another episode in an already long-standing history of the government out to convenience, and frankly, pay their friends with taxpayer money as and when it suits them. It's a debacle from A-Z. It certainly has nothing to do with the needs or wants of the Australian people.
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I haven't seen any evidence of that, although Naval Group has a sulfurous history elsewhere.
The Franco-Australian submarine deal was very big, which was probably part of the problem. A tranche approach maybe could have worked... Note that the only precedent of a big arm deal between France and Australia, the Mirages bought in the 60s, was made in several tranches, and those deals also faced a lot of headwind from our mutual American friends... In the end, Australian pilots liked their Mirages enough that they nicknamed them "the Miracles".
True. Should have prefaced that with the fact that I take it as axiomatic that anything the liberals do is as either backscratching for their mates or angling for votes.
The advantage being that then you don't need to think seriously about it?
I've been looking for allegations of corruption because such things do tend to happen in mega arm deals, but also because the size of the order originally surprised me. Why did Australia concluded it needed 8 barracudas when the French themselves have ordered only 6, the same number as the previous Rubis class of submarines? These beasts are costly and powerful. If France -- with a larger economy and broader military engagements than Australia -- needs or can afford 6, how come Australia needs or can afford 8?
As said, I haven't found allegations of improprieties in the original deal.
Call it inductive reasoning. And your questions are good - but don't ever expect to get them answered.
I remember her and liked her too, seemed to be doing the right things. Shame she still isn't in power, or at least remained in office for a longer period of time. Sure, politics in Australia cannot be as bad as it is in other parts of the world. Yep, my impression is that Australia has done decently well with COVID.
Yeah. It's a problem with the media is owned by so few people, especially those under a Murdoch ideology. I don't know who'd want to attack Australia such that it would need nukes. Military spending, such as it is, is a waste of money.
https://www.crikey.com.au/2021/09/16/christopher-pyne-submarine-deal-remember/
I knew there was something I was forgetting. They signed the French sub deal to secure a sub facility in South Australia with the promise of jobs, for one of their MPs. It wasn't corruption - well, I'm not ruling it out - it was vote chasing. I went with the wrong option of the two I mentioned. Can't go wrong with the axiom.
That same MP of course got a consultant role with a defense contractor after quitting politics.
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Also the absolute drubbing that Morrison seems to be getting for his car crash apperance overseas is so, so heartening. I was worried it was just in my circles, but it seems like not even the mainstream press can ignore the fact that world leaders are actively treating that malignant fucking clown for the two-bit operator he is. His spit-the-dummy response to Macron - which someone aptly described as "throwing Australia in front of the bullet meant for him" - is yet another wonderful misstep too.
https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/morrison-government-humiliates-australia-at-g20,15694
She asks "How will Macron’s ‘pants on fire’ claim about Morrison play in the focus groups?"
And that sums up the state of Australian politics. It's about the spin. Nothing else.
Great article.
These politicians are of low quality recently. Maybe it's a bias, but what they're saying is pretty embarrassing, in this case, the Australian government. Welcome to the club. :cool:
Yes, but, notice he spoke in English to the press, he could have left had he wanted to. Or said "no comment." Yeah, the press is a nightmare, but Macron knew what he was doing, clearly. Especially in an event of this magnitude.
Yes, Macron astutely addressed the Australian people. He's not Probyn's muppet. If Probin set it up it was with Macron's full consent.
Which is exactly what Macron addressed.
SO, that little event was exactly on the mark.
I agree. But the Australian media still gave him a free kick just to stir up trouble. There's plenty wrong with Morrison, and I sincerely hope he looses the next election, not that I think he will, but I think it was just cheap journalism. I can see why a lot of people hate the ABC when it pulls that kind of trick (even though I myself am a rusted-on audience member.)
One may not like him, but he's a capable politician. Which is a strange thing to say these days.
Quoting Wayfarer
I mean, sure. Not being too cynical about it, it's becoming more difficult not to find cheap journalism. Or at least there's much more bad journalism everywhere.
There's the spin: it was Australia's integrity that was slandered, not Scotty's.
Sickening.
There will be 'pork' in most of these big arm deals and surely in ANKUS as well.
(For those outside Australia - this is a comment on the Prime Minister, Scott Morrison (empty plan) and the Opposition Leader, Anthony Albanese, Labor (small target) and their respective approaches to climate policy.)
https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/angus-taylor-rejects-cop26-objectives-coal-net-zero-2030-target/13631082
wow what a surprise said no one ever
I smell an election.
No, the man's a national hero and a savior of.... some shit.
See Grattan on Friday.
*A term carefully chosen after it's use in ceramics.
...cracked pots.
Meanwhile Defence Minister Peter Dutton screams "look over there! Look at China! Don't look at the Government!"
Broken clocks somethingsomething.
On a more cheerful note, Albo is coming across pretty well, I saw him on 7:30 the other week and thought he knocked it out of the park (sorry, americanism, hit it for six). Morrison has done so abysmally the last few months I'm beginning to think he really could lose.
The PM should stay out of it anyway. The logical person to comment would be Potato Head. Morrison’s just having one of his (many) Ray Hadley moments.
In any case, Djokovic’s entry would be a huge propaganda victory for the anti-vaccination movement and even if he’s deported, he becomes in effect a martyr for their cause.
Not martyr enough.
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The strategy is simple: Defend Morrison at all cost.
Combined that with the utter lack fo planning or even a bit of forethought that Laura Tingle again pointed to today.
Dougie isn't happy.
Since ya'll from Down Under. I wanna know, do you think Djokovic's lawyers stand a chance appealing the governments decision?
To be clear, I'm not a fan of his and I think he's a clown on this - and other topics. But, that's neither here nor there. Come Monday, he should be out or what do you think?
Dubious.
I think the guy who made the call that his exemption was valid was Craig Tiley who is head of the Australian Open. One of our news services yesterday showed excerpts from emails that he had sent to the players, saying that recent COVID infection would be considered grounds for exemption, but it was clearly contradicted both by published Australian Government guidelines and also be direct correspondence from the Australian minister of health, which they also showed. (Someone also published an excerpt on Facebook showing that Serbia requires full vaccination or a negative test result/quantantine for Australians seeking entry.) I think Tiley took a punt that Djokovic would be waved through, and lost. I'm sympathetic to him, as Djokovic is obviously the biggest drawcard and there are huge commercial interests at stake but at the end of the day it was a bad judgement call. It makes him and the whole country look bumbling and inefficient.
As for Djokovic, the thing which riles me and a lot of others are his obvious anti-vax provocations. He hangs out with Serbian alternative-health nuts and talks about spiritual healing and natural immunity. You can change the composition of water by your atttitude. And anti-vaccination is just one face of the anti-science conspiracy culture that is boiling all over the world. It shouldn't be forgotten that Djokovic organised a dissident tournament in 2020 which became a super-spreader event. Melbourne has been through four bitter and extremely controversial lockdowns and the scene of multiple anti-vaccination protests. Many Australians have been unable to enter the country for periods of 12 months. So if Djokovic got in on a wink and a nod there would have been understandable outrage about double standards.
All in all, a world-class cock-up.
What a clown. Good. People with that level of influence have more responsibility.
Hmmm, interesting. I suspected something of the sort, in terms of him being a big name draw, and hoping most people would turn a blind eye to him coming in. They did not count on omicron, which really made people mad, with good reason.
I mean, surely the Victorian government looks to be somewhat culpable here and even more so the actual tournament, who would want Djokovic in, since Federer is out, and Nadal is rusty.
Sure, there's some bit of not-good looking PR in the whole situation. But I think that had Djokovic team been more thorough, they would've noticed that he did not have sufficient documentation for clearance in all levels of government. He posted in his Instagram that he had exemption like a day, or even mere hours, before taking the plane.
His wife I hear, is quite loony with alternative medicine, and his father is just crazy. Djokovic cried when had to take a minor elbow surgery, that's how much he dislikes modern medicine...
Oh, come on. At his level of professional athletic performance, every little detail matters. Anything that can endanger it in any way must be shunned.
Professional athletes aren't just ordinary people, doing just ordinary things.
Other than that, there is suspicion that in this whole Djokovic visa scandal, Australia is actually trying to pick a fight with Russia, given that Serbia is on good terms with Russia.
Aww, and this:
It was a relatively minor surgery. He was out partying when COVID first broke, didn't cry then when he helped infect a lot of people, as well as encouraging others through his example of not getting a vaccine.
Also seemed to be in a good mood the day after he tested positive and was around other people, without a mask.
If he has a legitimate medical issue for not doing so, fine, then state it. If not, then that's a problem given who he is.
Laughable.
Russia doesn't figure in Australian politics.
A little bit of nuance is appropriate. Our friend fits the bill nicely. Poppies are valued for their colour, not their height.
I mean, I know it's easy to criticize but shouldn't he have settled on Federal law? That's the most important one, usually.
However this plays out, I would be shocked if they let Novak play, I don't think most fans at the Open would even want him at this stage of this drama.
Although the article then goes on to say:
So, maybe, like I said, Tiley made a bet, but it was a bad bet.
All that said, I agree public opinion is overwhelmingly hostile to Djokovic.
*sigh*
Do try to keep up with Scotty.
Australia is refuelling the Cold War.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AUKUS
If he had entered Australia as a blind passenger or by force, you'd have a point. But now you're blaming him for what was entirely the fault of the Australian government.
Then why cut the tallest ones ...
Doesn't matter much now, to my surprise, he's playing in the Open.
And just to repeat:
Quoting Banno
Quoting Banno
Yes, he was either diagnosed with Covid in December or not. And being diagnosed with Covid in the past 6 months is either sufficient grounds for an exemption from having to be double vaccinated in order to be here and play in the Australian Open or not .The Australian government should have a clear policy on this and stick to it without prejudice or political motivation.
If he was not in isolation while positive that reflects poorly on his judgement and/ or character, but it is irrelevant to whether or not he is entitled to a medical exemption.
One thing I do notice is that Djokovic is to all intents regarded as royalty by a lot of people - Serbs in particular, but the tennis world in general. So a lot of the outrage seemed to be How could you treat the king like this? Don’t you know who you’re dealing with?!? :brow:
It wasn't. It was instead about privilege. Djokovic case exposes unfair treatment of refugees in Australia
"Australia has not deployed a tank in combat since the Vietnam War."
$3.5 billion on tanks.
But we "can't afford" a decent public health response.
I guess the Americanization of Australia continues apace.
The warmongering fear over China is no doubt in the background of this bullshit.
Also apologies but I couldn't care less about Djokovic and if him and the government continue slinging poo at each other forever that would be totally fine. Every word spilled on entitled man who hit ball good is a word wasted.
So here's the question. If there is, in fact, an shadow/effective lockdown which is devastating the economy anyway, what real benefit is there of not declaring an actual lockdown, or instituting/heightening public health measures?
There's only one answer: such health measures can no longer be used to benefit the friends of the government - the Harvey Normans and so on. We've already had an enormous transfer of public wealth into private hands, and because they can't get away with it again, they don't see the point in instituting any further such measures. What the liberals call 'the economy' is really 'their friends'. And their friends can't benefit this time around, so the actual economy, which they are always crowing about, can go to hell.
Declaring a lockdown now would squash whatever economic activity you have with no benefit. The coronaviruses are becoming endemic.
Marxist theory of value in the ABC. Things are looking up.
Keep in mind:
Djokovic? You mistake me for someone who might care.
Quoting Banno
But why blame Djokovic for this?
Why blame Djokovic for the privileged treatment he received?
https://theconversation.com/when-will-this-covid-wave-be-over-4-numbers-to-keep-an-eye-on-and-why-174533
A government of incompetent fuckwits.
Coalition slumps in first poll of 2022 as voters lose confidence in Morrison’s handling of pandemic
https://www.crikey.com.au/2022/01/18/morrison-legacy-unable-govern/
Also this one's a good one from Crikey - and something I think that's much overlooked in the focus on Morrison as a personality. Like, it strikes me that the government doesn't function as a government because it's only actual function is to help its friends (and stay in power so it can continue doing that) - that's it. It doesn't have actual procedures of information sharing and any apparatus' of decision making; or if it does, they have been left to degrade so calls are made on an ad hoc basis:
Like, the machinery itself has rotted. It's terrible.
You you you you you, you, and your you language.
When Donnie resumes power, we will have a new triumvirat: Donnie, Borrie, and Scotty. Firmly holding the entire planet in their grasp. Horrible things are in the making, while people politely watch from the sidelines.
It's next week.
We've known this was coming for years.
That's what I call planning.
He is an expert on the topic, after all.
The liar part is common knowledge, and so nothing new.
The Press Club will be interesting on Wednesday.
Government shelves religious freedom bill indefinitely, leaving election promise hanging in uncertainty
Is there going to be a spill in the Liberal leadership?
I'll give you 2 to 1 on.
But will he have the numbers?
He's used a tried and true Liberal strategy: national security.
He first tried the old "Labour can't manage the economy" ruse, but that didn't gain much traction. So he upped the anti, relying on the communists under the bed, feeding atti-chinees sentiment.
This while hundreds of old folk are dying alone in their rooms. "Don't look at that, look over there!"
Here's a commentary from a more thoughtful Christian perspective: Morrison’s Christian empathy needs to be about more than just prayer – it requires action, too. The pattern of weak leadership continues.
Nothing new here for us, just further evidence that the right are deserting Scotty.
From ABC, average poll results.
Such a government stays out of the way of those who consider themselves independent, self reliant - that placated, unthinking, self-obsessed middle class rump that were taken in by the marketing last election. So the question is, how many of them are left?
Because eventually, everyone will need some of that common wealth.
I'm still off the top of the progressive scale, but I've apparently moved to the right - previously I was to the left of the greens, now I am to their right, but still to the left of Labor...
Agree.
Wong, Keneally, Dodson, Gallagher...
Do folk pay attention to these set pieces? Lazy journalism.
They are going to be much further up the aid budget in the future.
Wonder if they are re-thinking AuKUS?
Should one laugh or cry?
How do the major parties rate on an independent anti-corruption commission?
Well worth a read. How our relationship with the Pacific has deteriorated!
The Conversation, again, a piece by Judith Brett from La Trobe University that sums up the demise of the Liberals.
But if Frydenberg loses his seat, that leaves the Liberals with Mr Potatohead. War with the Solomon Islands looks inevitable.
The Greens are where the thinking happens in Australian politics.
I know this is just preaching to a choir but the choir is allowed to enjoy every now and then:
Thanks.
Take a look at The real wages vs productivity gap
And that's AICD. The Liberals are well out of step with their own people.
I have good beer and [s]bad[/s] average beer set out in the fridge.
In my electorate the ALP incumbent, for whom I voted, scraped in by <400 votes last time. But there will be many interesting contests tonight; I think I’m more aware of all the seats and personalities than I used to be, probably because of the internet coverage.
SO sad...
No free will, eh? :snicker:
[quote=Banno]You mistake me for someone who might care.[/quote]
:snicker: Djokivic is in Bulgaria and you're in Terra Australis. He can't do anything to you, neither can you to him.
Leader of the opposition.
That's nice.
Champers opened.
In a better place ( :death: ) :snicker:
Music to my ears.
We are singin' and dancin' down under.
The Coalition has always been a schizophrenic compromise between liberal and conservative.
So the question now is if the Liberal party will return to liberal values, perhaps with Teals joining them, or under Mr Potato head, move to the right in the hope of drawing back the votes for One Nation and UAP.
If the former, then there is a greater chance of their right wing splitting into a seperate Conservative party, taking the right-wing vote. But more likely, there will be further fragmentation on the Right, with the vote split even further between small parties. The result might marginalise the Right and give us a progressive, liberal centre party.
If the Latter, which I think more likely, we would expect to see more fear-mongering, the politics of schism and bullshit. That has been an affective strategic choice for Liberals for decades. It is what will occur if Dutton is elected as their leader.
SO the next question is, might the Liberal Party see Dutton as a liability? IF so, we may see a change for the better in Australian Politics. If not, we will see more of the same.
speaking of which, how did they go? I saw not one reference to [s]Jabba the Hut[/s] Clive Palmer in the coverage. Last I heard the unvaxed Hanson had a pretty bad case of COVID. I'll have to look into it. (I did hear that nitwit Kelly got a well-deserved drubbing.)
Quoting Banno
I'm sure Dutton would be an electoral disaster. I can't understand how anyone in their right mind could see him as viable candidate for PM. Let's see what happens.
The Liberal Party itself is an amalgam of a moderate, urban liberal base, with a range of conservatives, mostly with religious credentials.
Labor is the original socialist party, the model on which UK labor was built, and is the largest party in Australia. While it has held government for fewer years than the Coalition, it is responsible for all but a very few of the major advances in Australian government. Historically, when Australians want stability, they vote Liberal. When they want things done, they vote for Labor.
The odd thing about this election is that although Labor have won, the primary vote for both Liberal and Labor fell; the vote fell for both major parties.
You might picture Australian politics as like the UK Labor Party against an alliance of the Democrats and Republicans.
Quoting Wayfarer
Remember that this is the party that thought an onion-eater was a good choice.
Best result: the Liberals fall apart, the right of politics descending into years of self-loathing and mutual destruction. More likely, the Liberals continue their machiavellian bullshitting under Dutton and are returned to power in a few years. There remains a small chance of a progressive, central liberal party shaking off the conservatives and merging with the Teal candidates who represent their core values.
https://www.crikey.com.au/2022/05/22/clive-palmer-pauline-hanson-one-nation-uap-freedom-movement/
Quoting Sky news
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Guess there is something to be thankful to Scott Morrison about.
ABC site has him as continuing.
:snicker:
https://www.smh.com.au/national/queensland/a-pleasant-surprise-the-niche-party-challenging-pauline-hanson-in-qld-20220523-p5anop.html
:pray:
Also wanted to put on the record here that I WAS WRONG about Albanese. IN the early part of the campaign I expressed doubts about his capacity, but I have been proven completely mistaken on that.
The only alternative to the Greens on the left is Legalise Cannabis Australia. And their left wing credentials are debatable.
Hanson still has Roberts for company.
Albanese does appear to be growing as we watch. Interesting.
:blush:
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2022/05/28/coalition-loss-the-transphobe-thing-was-absolute-disaster
Home Affairs report confirms Scott Morrison pressured department to reveal election day boat interception
Nasty, little man.
Scott Morrison gave two reasons for secretly taking on five ministerial roles. But his lack of trust is what's most extraordinary
This above all - to thine own self be true
'"corrosive" to trust in government'...