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Scotty from Marketing

Banno May 08, 2021 at 00:22 13225 views 337 comments
Well, why not have a thread just for Scott Morrison?

I've just read that he is calling the Howard Springs quarantine centre, to where any Australians who manage to return from India will be sent for a fortnight while we make sure they are not Dalit, the "Centre for National Resilience".

The Centre for National Resilience.

For those who are unaware - there may be some - Scotty was once in charge of Tourism Australia, and approved the marketing campaign "So where the bloody hell are you?", the language of which caused concern in foreign parts.

The Centre for National Resilience.

Fuck.

Comments (337)

Streetlight May 08, 2021 at 00:29 #532990
That fucking man ughhh

Useless, corrupt, self-satisfied wanker.

And yet I do not trust Australians to do anything about it.
Tom Storm May 08, 2021 at 00:36 #532994
Reply to Banno How dare you!

Definitive proof that the holly-roller, huckster Christian ethos of fuckin' over thy neighbour and feeling smug, has no place in our body politic.

quote="Banno;d10876"]The Centre for National Resilience.[/quote] It's a marvellously Orwellian title.

Banno May 08, 2021 at 00:39 #532995
Quoting StreetlightX
Useless, corrupt, self-satisfied wanker.


Ah, I see you've met him.
Streetlight May 08, 2021 at 00:47 #532996
Meanwhile, our not-at-all guilty of sexually-assaulting-women-minister for industry, science, and tech:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/tegangeorge/status/1390573762634866695[/tweet]
Banno May 08, 2021 at 00:54 #533001
Reply to StreetlightX
https://www.fedcourt.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0020/84512/Defence-7-May-2021.pdf
Well, it's not for us, not until Scotty has had a chance to spin it...
Streetlight May 08, 2021 at 01:03 #533004
Reply to Banno Hah, it's as if they had an art attack and stuck a bunch of Malevich's Black Squares there at the end.
T Clark May 08, 2021 at 01:05 #533005
Quoting Banno
Dalit


Daleks? Geez. And they say we have problems.
TheMadFool May 08, 2021 at 01:19 #533007
Quoting Banno
while we make sure they are not Dalit


On point! The pot calling the kettle black. We're all sinners I suppose, saints are mere myth.

[quote=The Good Book]We find in the Bible in the eighth chapter of the Book of John, a story of a woman caught in adultery. The Bible says that Jesus was in the temple teaching and the scribes and pharisees brought to Him a woman caught in adultery.

They told Jesus that according to the law she should be stoned. Then they asked Him, what do you say. This was done to test Jesus so that they might have something to accuse Him of.

At that point the Bible tells us that Jesus stooped down and wrote on the ground with His finger, as though He did not hear them. When they continued asking Him, He got up from the ground and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.”

Then Jesus stooped down again and wrote on the ground. At that point, the Bible tells us that many were convicted by their conscience and walked away one by one.[/quote]

Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones

Banno May 08, 2021 at 01:31 #533011
Quoting StreetlightX
And yet I do not trust Australians to do anything about it.


Perhaps the trouble is, it's too fucking nice here. We can do "She'll be right" and "No worries". We can afford to have a useless, corrupt, self-satisfied wanker in charge because the States do all the hard lifting anyway.

The Feds had two jobs: Quarantine, which they left to the states, so that now we can't look after returning Australians, and vaccination... now that's going well, hey?
Streetlight May 08, 2021 at 01:37 #533017
Quoting Banno
The Feds had two jobs: Quarantine, which they left to the states, so that now we can't look after returning Australians, and vaccination... now that's going well, hey?


What I don't understand is how these are not easy wins for the coalition? Like, who says 'we don't have a plan', rather than just fudge it and say 'yes, here's our plan'? (and if it doesn't work out, then I dunno, keep doing what these shits do and shunt responsibility elsewhere?). Like, these guys lie for breakfast - what's keeping them from lying here? Is it a tacit acknowledgement of their utter incompetence? Or are they really so comfortable that they really reckon 'nah, we'll wing it' is really OK with the electorate? And are they right about that? I don't get the politics of what they are doing (maybe I'm naïve?). Like, what's the angle here?


Banno May 08, 2021 at 01:43 #533020
TheMadFool May 08, 2021 at 01:49 #533022
Quoting Banno
He was called to do God’s work as prime minister


I think, good or bad, it's usually the other,way round: Prime ministers are called to do God's work :grin:
Streetlight May 08, 2021 at 01:50 #533023
Reply to Banno We're a scared, petty nation.
baker May 08, 2021 at 10:13 #533134
Quoting StreetlightX
We're a scared, petty nation.


Who isn't?
Banno May 15, 2021 at 22:30 #536704
Stan Grant...
How can Australia achieve economic growth when the Treasurer can't name China in his budget speech?

The Liberals cannot address difficult issues. They cannot plan for the future because they cannot see past tomorrow's headlines. Their party mechanism promotes mediocrity.
Tom Storm May 19, 2021 at 01:36 #538636
Reply to Banno I don't know why I think of this anecdote.

1977 - Kerry Packer rings an adviser/friend: "Idi Amin has invited me to go elephant shooting with him in Uganda, should I go, or will it harm my reputation?"

Adviser: "I don't know about your reputation, Kerry, but it will fuck Idi's..."

We are so lost....
Banno May 19, 2021 at 01:46 #538638
Reply to Tom Storm :wink:


Here's the spin, straight from the Marketing Division of AGL:
https://www.pm.gov.au/media/gas-fired-recovery


Tom Storm May 19, 2021 at 02:09 #538643
Reply to Banno

“Our plan for Australia’s energy future is squarely focused on bringing down prices, keeping the lights on and reducing our emissions and these interconnectors bring us a step closer to that reality.”

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin, again? I notice an Ordinary Bloke's collection of baseball caps behind our apparently desk bound Scotty. Did he get rid of the MAGA one?
Banno May 19, 2021 at 02:14 #538644
Quoting Tom Storm
Did he get rid of the MAGA one?


I suspect he is sitting on it.
Streetlight May 19, 2021 at 02:35 #538649
Meanwhile, shunted in the middle of budget frenzy:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/may/13/new-law-allows-australian-government-to-indefinitely-detain-refugees-with-criminal-convictions

"Human rights groups – and parliament’s own human rights committee – say a new law pushed through parliament gives the government the power to indefinitely detain refugees, potentially for the rest of their lives. ... The law allows for the government, where it had cancelled the visa of a refugee but could not send them back to their country of origin because they would face persecution there, to detain them indefinitely. ...
The new law also gives the minister a broad unchallengeable power to withdraw a person’s refugee status recognition – declaring they can be returned to the country they fled."

Despicable bastards.
Banno May 19, 2021 at 02:39 #538650
...and the bit about the 20,000 folk with disabilities, who can't get vaccinated despite being a top priority - that's "Good enough".
Banno May 24, 2021 at 23:51 #541425
Baden May 24, 2021 at 23:55 #541428
Reply to Banno

Crikey.
Wayfarer May 25, 2021 at 04:57 #541540
Reply to Banno +1 :vomit:
Banno May 26, 2021 at 09:09 #542150
Streetlight May 26, 2021 at 11:37 #542247
Reply to Banno Apology is not in his vocabulary. He's Trumpian in that regard.
Wayfarer June 01, 2021 at 01:16 #545012
However, after all the chest-beating and threats to blow up search in Australia, the new media giants have come to the table:

Nine Entertainment Co will receive hundreds of millions of dollars to support its newsrooms over the next five years after formalising deals with Google and Facebook for use of content on their platforms.

Industry sources, who spoke anonymously because they had signed non-disclosure agreements, said the two deals were signed early on Tuesday morning, after months of negotiations and the introduction of landmark new media bargaining laws.

...The deals follow a difficult negotiating period which included a decision by Facebook to pull news from its platform altogether and threats from Google to withdraw search from the market. The negotiations were led by chairman and former federal treasurer Peter Costello, chief digital and publishing officer Chris Janz and director of subscriptions and growth, David Eisman.

While the new laws do not currently apply to Google and Facebook, the threat of being forced to comply with them has been enough to make them sign deals.



https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/nine-formalises-deals-with-google-and-facebook-20210601-p57wxq.html


How is that not a win? I'll be watching Paul Barry next Monday, that's for sure.

//also this

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/why-google-boss-sundar-pichai-learnt-to-love-australia-s-media-laws-20210527-p57vpj.html
frank June 02, 2021 at 17:32 #545857
Australia has an amazingly robust and dynamic culture. How did that happen?
Manuel June 02, 2021 at 19:21 #545890
For all the problems it has as a country, and every country has problems that's evident, I sure am jealous of people living there.

Sure, I've seen some figures in the right say some pretty stupid things about Climate Change. But's that a standard now, basically no right wing figures are particularly interesting. Say what you want about the old school Austrians, but Hayek and Schumpeter were much more sophisticated than almost anything on the right now.

Not that labor is amazing, that's another topic...
Wayfarer June 03, 2021 at 01:44 #545984
Quoting frank
Australia has an amazingly robust and dynamic culture. How did that happen?


It's convict origins made for a very egalatarian culture, which it still is. It's been called, in a famous book from some decades back 'the lucky country' - due to the abundance of resources and the natural bounty of the continent (despite huge swathes of the interior being uninhabitable desert). The Westminster political system I think is superior to the US system. There's also a sense of the 'fair go' which is something people I know who have moved here from America says is lacking there. Not that Australia doesn't have problems of its own.

Quoting Manuel
I've seen some figures in the right say some pretty stupid things about Climate Change.


The recent politics of climate change have been utterly tragic here, although it's finally beginning to change. But a labor government successfully introduced on the very first emissions trading schemes, back in about 2012 I think it was, which faced unremitting and intense hostility from the conservatives and the Australian equivalents of Rush Limbaugh. Much to the eternal disgrace of the Liberal-National party, when it got into office, it dismantled that legislation, which was working as intended and would have greatly contributed toward reducing carbon emissions at practically no visible cost to anyone. That was an act of utter political bastardty. (The then Prime Minister was to be forced from his seat in Parliament in 2019 by an Action on Climate Change independent, which was one of the sweetest moments in Australian politics.)

The really poisonous, indeed treacherous, thing that the Conservatives did was politicise climate-change policies for their own advantage, running a scare campaign on the 'great big new tax'. Until then there had been a cautious bi-partisan attitude, that it was something that had to be dealt with for the sake of future generations. About 3-4 politicians from the conservative side of politics totally blew that up in the space of a few months. It was criminal, in my view. They're the elements in Australian politics that are most like the GOP alt-right in the US. Imbeciles.

The current government's hand has been forced as the UK and US under Biden have taken a much more forceful approach and won't let Australia wriggle out of it. Plus the agricultural lobby has well and truly changed its mind. After the catastrophic bushfire season in 2019-2020 the public finally accepted the reality of having to deal with climate change. But you still get the sense the conservative side is being dragged kicking and screaming (with some exceptions at State Government levels.)

Some background.

https://reneweconomy.com.au/gillard-on-climate-action-it-was-done-and-we-can-do-it-again-in-the-future-63753/

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-recent-history-of-australia-s-climate-change-wars
Banno June 03, 2021 at 02:17 #545989
Quoting Wayfarer
It's convict origins made for a very egalatarian culture, which it still is.


...was...

Liberal policies have degraded equity greatly since the nineties. Education in particular as become less equitable. Australia is ninth-worst of 77 countries for the equitable allocation of resources between disadvantaged and advantaged schools. Only Colombia, Panama, Peru, Cyprus, Philippines, Mexico. Brazil and Thailand rank lower.
Wayfarer June 03, 2021 at 02:36 #545994
Reply to Banno ...ok, which it still is in some ways.

Currently Australian Labor, both State and Federal (WA is not counted as they’ve won solely on the back of COVID) has to re-invent itself, come up with a grand vision of some kind, as they look like a party bobbing in the wake of history at this point in time. Badly need some new Bobs (Carr or Hawke, either would do) plus a new script.
Manuel June 03, 2021 at 02:38 #545996
Quoting Wayfarer
Liberal-National party, when it got into office, it dismantled that legislation, which was working as intended and would have greatly contributed toward reducing carbon emissions at practically no visible cost to anyone.


:roll:

Quoting Wayfarer
The really poisonous, indeed treacherous, thing that the Conservatives did was politicise climate-change policies for their own advantage, running a scare campaign on the 'great big new tax'.


I assume that "lobbying" in Australia isn't as transparent as it is in the US, essentially legal bribery, out in the open. Nevertheless, those changes you indicate must have come from coal and traditional energy sectors who just want money now, without thinking about what happens a few years down the road. These "neoliberals" have this sophisticated game of politicizing things which should be obvious under the cunningly labeled term "freedom." And whose against that?

Quoting Wayfarer
After the catastrophic bushfire season in 2019-2020 the public finally accepted the reality of having to deal with climate change. But you still get the sense the conservative side is being dragged kicking and screaming (with some exceptions at State Government levels.)


That's very good to hear. I was reading or maybe I was watching some news from your own ABC that some firefighters during those bush fires were basically accepting that the Australian public simply assumed that this was going to be the new normal. Thankfully it isn't so...

Quoting Wayfarer
https://reneweconomy.com.au/gillard-on-climate-action-it-was-done-and-we-can-do-it-again-in-the-future-63753/

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/the-recent-history-of-australia-s-climate-change-wars


:up:

Thanks
frank June 04, 2021 at 00:25 #546272
Quoting Wayfarer
There's also a sense of the 'fair go'


We have one of those in North Dakota. What's yours like?
Tom Storm June 04, 2021 at 00:29 #546275
Quoting frank
We have one of those in North Dakota. What's yours like?


Ours is a not very perspicacious neo-liberal knob-jockey.
frank June 04, 2021 at 00:36 #546279
Quoting Tom Storm
Ours is a not very perspicacious neo-liberal knob-jockey.


Could you expand on that?
Wayfarer June 04, 2021 at 00:41 #546281
Reply to frank A lot less cold :scream: .

Although I most enjoyed the Coen Bros production of it.
frank June 04, 2021 at 00:45 #546284
Reply to Wayfarer It gets down to -40F there.

What's fair go?
Wayfarer June 04, 2021 at 00:47 #546286
Reply to frank probably +40 c

More when climate change really kicks in. 'Birds fall cooked from the sky'.
Tom Storm June 04, 2021 at 00:49 #546289
Reply to frank I was being flip. The idea of the 'fair go' is a key Australian myth. That all Aussies get the same opportunities and understanding. But many people do not and never did get fair goes here - our Aboriginal population, for instance. Like we see in many other countries, neo-liberalism and user pays corporatism has us by the balls and a lot of folk are hurled onto the scrapheap. Hence Scotty from Marketing - we don't have Prime Ministers anymore.
frank June 04, 2021 at 01:29 #546302
Reply to Wayfarer :up:

Reply to Tom Storm
Yep. It's raid, exploit, and dump. State governments are helpless. Can't go on forever, tho.
Banno June 04, 2021 at 22:58 #546647
frank June 05, 2021 at 00:20 #546681
I told you months ago it was in Australia. You guys didn't believe me. Pfft.
Banno June 13, 2021 at 06:10 #549697
Apparently it's on this week.
Streetlight June 19, 2021 at 03:21 #553152
https://www.smh.com.au/national/australian-nightmare-looms-even-as-frydenberg-prepares-his-election-pitch-20210618-p582ce.html?btis

Seventy per cent of all housing wealth in Australia is now concentrated in the hands of the over 65s. [Approx 16% of the population - SX]

The rise in house prices in the biggest cities is simply ridiculous. Take the price of the median Melbourne house. It hit $908,000 last month, according to CoreLogic data. To reach that level, it increased by almost $800 each day, every day, of the year to date. Or Sydney. The price of the median Sydney house reached $1.186 million last month. Which represented a daily price rise of $1220 for every day of the year to that point. So if you were aged 21 to 35, and earning the national average income for people in your age group – $58,635 a year – the price of a Sydney house was rising every day by an amount equal to one week’s wages. The message to average Australians is to despair of being able to do what your parents very likely did – buy a home. What a brilliant national achievement. We’ve priced the next generation out of the ability to buy a home. We have only 26 million people inhabiting an entire continent but cannot supply affordable housing in our major cities.
Streetlight June 19, 2021 at 04:26 #553161
Re: Morrison's standing at the G7:

This is the diplomatic treatment befitting of Australia’s true global status as embarrassing, unhelpful coal-guzzling climate pariah; a stupid, irresponsible outlier in a shifting world; an unambitious island nation determined to squander the very real opportunity to prosper in the inevitable renewable energy age. No matter how the Australian Government spins this, how breathlessly their propagandists in the press parrot their position, or how effectively our fossil fuel oligarchs lobby against it, this year’s G7 marked the beginning of the end of the age of coal.

All member nations stated that government support for the industry would cease, and re-affirmed pledges to hit net zero emissions by 2050. Along the way, the UK has set a 78% reduction target by 2035 (from 1990 levels), while the USA is aiming for a 50-52% cut by 2030 (from a different 2005 benchmark). Australia’s current target of a 26%-28% reduction in emissions by 2030 sets us at the back of the developed world’s contribution to this global crisis, and our current trajectory has us reaching net zero emissions by 2167. By then, we’ll hopefully be vaccinated against coronavirus.



https://theshot.net.au/general-news/scott-morrisons-australia-is-fucking-embarrassing/
Wayfarer June 21, 2021 at 11:24 #554484
Well Australian politics has just taken a giant leap backwards.
Tom Storm June 21, 2021 at 11:35 #554486

Reply to Wayfarer Inevitable and I am surprised it took this long. Barnaby and Scotty are going to be a part of our lives for the next few years, I'm afraid.
Streetlight June 21, 2021 at 11:37 #554487
They take the Australian public for a bunch of fools and... they're probably right. You'll never meet a more politically apathetic bunch of wankers than Australians I swear.
Wayfarer June 21, 2021 at 11:56 #554492
Reply to Tom Storm According to reports, they can’t stand each other. I think Joyce passes the pub test for ‘despicable’ in a lot of people’s eyes (mine included).
Tom Storm June 21, 2021 at 12:00 #554493
Quoting Wayfarer
According to reports, they can’t stand each other. I think Joyce passes the pub test for ‘despicable’ in a lot of people’s eyes (mine included).


Doesn't matter if they hate each other. That's often par for the course (even within parties). BJ's a larger than life, larrikin original (even if he is a corporate shill and knob jockey) and that's all that seems to matter.
Streetlight June 22, 2021 at 12:03 #554943
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-57562685

Australia's government has lashed out after a United Nations report claimed it had not done enough to protect the Great Barrier Reef from climate change.UN body Unesco said the reef should be put on a list of World Heritage Sites that are "in danger" due to the damage it has suffered. Key targets on improving water quality had not been met, it said.


Government who has done all it can to ensure the destruction of the reef is mad that they are being called out for having done all it can to ensure the destruction of the reef.
Banno June 23, 2021 at 21:42 #555742
Reply to StreetlightX

The spin is that UNESCO is being manipulated by the Chinese.

https://www.afr.com/politics/federal/great-barrier-reef-dragged-into-row-with-china-20210622-p58332

On another topic, isn't it wonderful to see the National Party doing so much to support Scotty in reassuring women that they have their best interests at heart?
Banno June 26, 2021 at 00:37 #556704
Operation COVID Shield

It's all good; we've given it a new spin.
Banno June 26, 2021 at 00:40 #556708
Best part is this link, on the page in which the stated goal is "Building public confidence through clear and consistent messaging."


Find the latest data on Australia's vaccine rollout.

It asks for a login without any way to create one.
Streetlight June 26, 2021 at 00:55 #556719
Reply to Banno This thread is titled as it is for an excellent reason.
Banno June 26, 2021 at 01:24 #556742
Reply to StreetlightX Funny, that.
frank June 26, 2021 at 09:55 #556858
oops
Banno June 27, 2021 at 21:41 #557691
Scotty is keeping very quite at the moment...

Keep an eye out for the next bit of spin.
Wayfarer June 28, 2021 at 04:10 #557862
Streetlight June 28, 2021 at 04:51 #557866
Reply to Banno Too busy accomodating Joyce as he backstabs his farmer constituency.
Wayfarer June 30, 2021 at 00:03 #558833
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/morrison-funded-27-car-parks-just-one-day-before-he-called-the-election-20210629-p585c2.html

Pork-barelling on an industrial scale. This kind of schtick is the most blatantly cynical self-dealing that this government has been caught doing.
Banno June 30, 2021 at 00:21 #558840
Reply to Wayfarer See, this is why we don't need a Federal ICAC; it'd be flat out trying to keep up with political corruption. Can't have that.
Streetlight June 30, 2021 at 00:23 #558842
Streetlight July 01, 2021 at 09:32 #559631
https://reneweconomy.com.au/australia-ranked-dead-last-in-world-for-climate-action-in-latest-un-report/

Australia has been ranked dead last for climate action in the latest Sustainable Development Report, which assesses the progress of countries towards achieving the Sustainable Development Goals. In the latest edition of the report, produced by the UN-backed Sustainable Development Solutions Network, Australia received the lowest score awarded to any of the 193 members of the United Nations for the level of climate action, a withering repudiation of the Coalition government’s climate efforts.


frank July 01, 2021 at 13:03 #559682
I don't think the SDG's really have much to do with climate change, and I doubt Australia has much of a problem with:

" (1) No Poverty, (2) Zero Hunger, (3) Good Health and Well-being, (4) Quality Education, (5) Gender Equality, (6) Clean Water and Sanitation, (7) Affordable and Clean Energy, (8) Decent Work and Economic Growth, (9) Industry, Innovation and Infrastructure, (10) Reducing Inequality, (11) Sustainable Cities and Communities, (12) Responsible Consumption and Production, (13) Climate Action, (14) Life Below Water, (15) Life On Land, (16) Peace, Justice, and Strong Institutions, (17) Partnerships for the Goals. ".

If Australia is rated low, it sounds like UN bullshit to me.
Banno July 01, 2021 at 23:07 #559927
Reply to frank SDG 13 is Climate Action. I had a look a the spreadsheet; the main culprit is exported CO2 emissions - gas and coal. Couldn't find anything that placed Australia dead last... only in the bottom three or four.

Hey, on the bright side, Australia is near the top, if not first, in exporting CO2!
frank July 01, 2021 at 23:20 #559940
Quoting Banno
Hey, on the bright side, Australia is near the top, if not first, in exporting CO2!


Which they couldn't do without Japan and India. Dealing with climate change is a global problem.
Banno July 01, 2021 at 23:53 #559961
Quoting frank
Which they couldn't do without Japan and India.


Oh, not Japan and India - small players. We provide the raw material for the empty cites of China.

frank July 01, 2021 at 23:58 #559964
Quoting Banno
Oh, not Japan and India - small players. We provide the raw material for the empty cites of China.


Oh. They have empty cities?
Banno July 02, 2021 at 00:00 #559967
Reply to frank ooo lots. Fifty or so.
frank July 02, 2021 at 00:01 #559970
Reply to Banno That's weird
Banno July 02, 2021 at 00:03 #559972
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-06-27/china-ghost-cities-show-growth-driven-by-debt/9912186
frank July 02, 2021 at 00:15 #559978
Reply to Banno
This year China is buying all our Eastern Red cedars. I hope it's not going to a ghost city. I need some.
Banno July 03, 2021 at 03:02 #560604
After twenty months, we have a plan to make a plan...

The missing 'magic numbers' in Morrison's COVID strategy are a stark reminder of our bungled vaccine rollout

In the prime ministerial pandemic lexicon — which has included "proportionate measures", "escalating threats", "flattening the curve", "targeted, measured and scaleable plans", "the other side" , "the road out", "uncharted territory", "fighting the virus and winning", "getting Australians home by Christmas", and of course "national vaccination allocation horizons" — the idea of "magic numbers" did seem to reflect the zeitgeist of where the Prime Minister, if not the rest of us, finds himself now.
Streetlight July 03, 2021 at 03:08 #560606
It was better when he was in hiding.
Wayfarer July 05, 2021 at 01:37 #561480
Blistering OP from Rudd this morning, on Greg Hunt's failures, which, now he spells them out, are abundantly obvious. Not that it will be heeded.
Banno July 05, 2021 at 02:37 #561507
Reply to Wayfarer
Around Morrison’s cabinet table sits: Michaelia Cash, who refused to fully cooperate with police investigating leaks from her office; Angus Taylor, who was caught trading in a falsified annual report; Bridget McKenzie, the architect of sports rorts; Alan Tudge, whose car park rorts put McKenzie to shame; Linda Reynolds, who mishandled an alleged rape in her office, then called the complainant a lying cow; Peter Dutton, another pork-barreller who wouldn’t let Border Force officials appear at the Ruby Princess inquiry; Christian Porter, who resisted an inquiry to establish that he was fit and proper for ministerial office; and the list goes on.


Thanks for the link.
Wayfarer July 05, 2021 at 02:39 #561509
Reply to Banno Wouldn't surprise me if it was co-authored by Malcolm, but if so he's keeping shtum. :-)
Streetlight July 05, 2021 at 03:10 #561531
Reply to Wayfarer Reply to Banno The most terrifying aspect of this is that this kind of looking-out-for-each-other's-corruption is that it becomes structural - if everyone is compromised, it only encourages more. Corruption is named so because it spreads, radiates outward. It's so fucked.
Banno July 05, 2021 at 03:12 #561534
Reply to StreetlightX The concern I have is apathy. It seems not to matter to so many folk. Or it's excused with "the other side is just as bad".

We can, and have, done so much better with our past leaders.
Streetlight July 05, 2021 at 03:35 #561554
Reply to Banno I'm not sure it's apathy so much as cowardice. Australian national culture is generally one of petty minded fear of losing the little we think we have, and change of any kind is anathema to it. We're a village of supplicants pretending to be a country, and it shows. The control of the press by corporate power has not helped.
Banno July 05, 2021 at 03:37 #561556
Reply to StreetlightX Cuttingly accurate; but alternately and as well, there's a habit of obsequiousness, together with a pretence of disrespect for authority.


I blame the Celts.
Wayfarer July 05, 2021 at 03:51 #561562
There's a distinct lack of leadership candidates on the scene. When Kevin Rudd first appeared, for the first time in generations there seemed to be an exciting potential leader. (Didn't turn out well.) In hindsight, Julia Gillard was really pretty good despite numerous own-goals. But since then it's been a wasteland, and I can't see Albo steering the ship of state anytime in the future.
Streetlight July 05, 2021 at 03:56 #561566
Quoting Wayfarer
I can't see Albo steering the ship of state anytime in the future.


Out of curiosity, why not?
Wayfarer July 05, 2021 at 04:33 #561573
Reply to StreetlightX I don't think he has broad electoral appeal, his approval ratings are pretty dreadful. And I think the Labor team looks tired and too familiar - they've been there a long time. For me, Mark Butler comes across well, Plibesek could be leader, but doesn't want to be. And they're copping friendly fire from Fitzgibbon.

I think this year has reflected terribly on Morrison, but I still can't see him losing the next election. As you are saying, and for whatever reason, people will grumble about it, but there doesn't seem a real appetite for change.
Tom Storm July 05, 2021 at 04:43 #561578
Reply to Wayfarer I agree. Scotty will probably get in again. Electoral apathy, the Murdoch press and Labor's lack of skill will do the job. Unless there is something new in the mix. Albo is pretty unexciting.
Banno July 05, 2021 at 04:57 #561582
Then there is nothing for it; we must all join the Liberal Party. If they are going to stay in power, the only option is to change their policies.
Tom Storm July 05, 2021 at 05:05 #561587
Reply to Banno That's so crazy it might just work!
Banno July 05, 2021 at 21:39 #561896
Reply to Tom Storm

Have a listen to this interview:

https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/latenightlive/canberra-capers-with-laura-tingle/13432428

Depressing stuff.

The Liberal Party is a corrupt conservative party. Labour is ineffectual, and the Greens will not receive sufficient votes to form government.

So joining the Liberals with the aim of dragging them to the left seems the only reasonable option.
Tom Storm July 05, 2021 at 22:07 #561903
Reply to Banno Disgraceful.

Do you think Australians are especially apathetic when it comes to politics?
Banno July 05, 2021 at 22:58 #561916
Reply to Tom Storm

Low voter turnout was the nominal reason for the introduction of compulsory voting.
Tom Storm July 05, 2021 at 23:06 #561921
Reply to Banno As memory serves, Obama said if there was just one thing he would take from Australia it would be compulsory voting.
Wayfarer July 17, 2021 at 22:39 #568773
We are also gobsmacked at the commentary pointing out that while the PM could make 55 phone-calls to world leaders to get Mathias Cormann elected as boss of the OECD, he couldn’t make a single one to the international boss of Pfizer to get more vaccines for us.


:rage:

SMH
Banno July 17, 2021 at 22:43 #568776
He hasn't even got the marketing right this time. An ad that tells folk to be afraid while at the same time thy are unable to get vaccinated.

This should blow up in his face.
Bradaction July 18, 2021 at 00:08 #568808
Reply to Banno Don't worry, Coal won't hurt you!

Oh my god, I love Scotty so much! He's never done anything! I mean it, he hasn't actually done anything- positive at least.
Banno July 19, 2021 at 02:04 #569279
Morrison and Coalition sink in Newspoll on the back of rollout shambles

Morrison retains a solid lead over Albanese as better PM – 51-33%


:roll:
Streetlight July 19, 2021 at 08:56 #569344
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/jul/19/former-nsw-labor-ministers-eddie-obeid-and-ian-macdonald-found-guilty-of-corruption-charges

Some good news!:

The former NSW Labor ministers Eddie Obeid and Ian Macdonald, and Obeid’s son Moses Obeid, have been found guilty of conspiracy to wilfully commit misconduct in public office over the allocation of coal licences in New South Wales in 2008. Obeid, 77, and his son Moses, 51, were accused of conspiring with Macdonald, 72, then the minister responsible for mineral resources, to grant a lucrative coal exploration licence over Obeid’s family farm, Cherrydale Park, in the Bylong Valley. Justice Elizabeth Fullerton, who presided over the case without a jury, heard from 38 witnesses in the year-long trial.

Fullerton found that a conspiracy to ensure a mining licence was granted over Obeid’s property was proved beyond reasonable doubt. She found there was evidence that Moses Obeid had formed an agreement some time before May 2008 with Macdonald, and that Macdonald had then proceeded as minister for mineral resources to take steps to ensure that a mining exploration licence was granted covering Cherrydale Park. In what is likely to become the leading case on criminal conspiracy in NSW, Fullerton found that the conspiracy was proved because Macdonald had agreed “to do what he could in connection with the granting of a licence at Mt Penny and to further the economic interests of the Obeids”.


Reply to Banno Australians are cooowaaarddssss.
Janus July 19, 2021 at 09:53 #569351
Quoting Banno
Then there is nothing for it; we must all join the Liberal Party. If they are going to stay in power, the only option is to change their policies.

Do you really believe change of policy in the Liberal party can come from the bottom and work it's way up, or that any individual can work their way up to gain power without becoming corrupted by the culture?
Streetlight July 19, 2021 at 16:09 #569436


God bloody dammit Jordies make a point that I totally missed and now I'm even more mad - we literally have a whole architecture in place to do vaccines for the flu shot every year which has been running for ages now, and instead of using that tried and true mechanism of public health this fucking government privatized the rollout. Not just in the sense of waiting for AZ or UQ to manufacture vaccines here - which they also did - but the actual logistics of rollout itself. FFFAAARRRrkrrrkkkkkkkkksdfsd this fuckinggg governmsdfgndasigdttshit.
Banno July 21, 2021 at 23:21 #570308
A dissection of Liberal incompetence:

We’re paying companies millions to roll out COVID vaccines. But we’re not getting enough bang for our buck

The independent review of the pubic service completed in 2019 says:
...the APS is not performing at its best today and it is not ready for the big changes and challenges that Australia will face between now and 2030.

This prior to Covid.

The first rule of any project tis make sure you use people who have done the same thing before. Instead of making us of the existing pharmaceutical distribution chan, the Feds tried to build a new one from scratch. Because the Public Service has been reduced to bare bones, they were not up to the task even of providing oversight... a word who's meaning has changed in interesting ways over the last twenty years, along with the demise of effective leadership.

Private contractors received $156m to vaccinate the most at-risk... that went well, didn't it.

frank July 21, 2021 at 23:31 #570312
Reply to Banno
I think NY did that too, and it was a fiasco. My state used the county health departments with assistance from the National Guard, so mostly public, with some volunteers to help.

Australia has a population and economy about the size of Texas, but it's scattered around the edges of a huge landmass. That's both a challenge and an advantage?
Banno July 21, 2021 at 23:44 #570315
Reply to frank We already deal effectively with distance, so that's wasn't the issue. The Government is broken. The Liberal Party is a mismatch of conservatives and liberals proper - it is as if the one party tried to contain both Democrats and Republicans - it's only unifying feature is dogmatic worship of a fetishised notion of free enterprise, with the result that all decisions are based on ideology and not fact.
frank July 22, 2021 at 01:03 #570337
Quoting Banno
it's only unifying feature is dogmatic worship of a fetishised notion of free enterprise,


Awarding contracts can be a good way to get things done. It can definitely backfire, but public operations can also fail spectacularly.

Both methods are subject to corruption. There should be procedures for awarding contracts, like with sealed bids. Does Australia do that?

Banno July 22, 2021 at 01:07 #570341
Quoting frank
Both methods are subject to corruption.


The states have independent bodies that can investigate public corruption in the civil service and amongst politicians. We need one at Federal level, but for some reason the incumbents don't see it as a priority...

frank July 22, 2021 at 01:10 #570342
Quoting Banno
but for some reason the incumbents don't see it as a priority...


Because they're corrupt.
Banno July 22, 2021 at 02:01 #570348
Reply to frank You might say that. I couldn't possibly comment.
frank July 22, 2021 at 02:04 #570350
Quoting Banno
You might say that. I couldn't possibly comment.


Did you see the Netflix version of that? It was pretty good.
Streetlight July 27, 2021 at 13:38 #572383
I've been so put off by so much of the wider discourse putting down the recent lockdown protests here as just being a bunch of idiots. They were idiots, but they were not just that. This guy really articulates it well:



So much utterly misdirected anger at those protests.
Tom Storm July 27, 2021 at 19:49 #572474
Banno July 28, 2021 at 04:52 #572631
Reply to StreetlightX

Keep in mind that their actions put others directly at risk.

There almost certainly would have been folk there who have Covid.

They were unmasked, allowing the virus to spread.

While both state and feds share responsibility for the frustration expressed, that is insufficient to justify the protests.

Freedom to protest does not extend to putting others in danger.
Banno July 30, 2021 at 21:42 #573524
A Grattan Institute report of interested. Lack of leadership at Federal level is demonstrable.

Gridlock: removing barriers to policy reform

Analysis of a large sample of proposed policy reforms over the past decade shows that unpopularity is now an insuperable obstacle to reform... Australia could break the gridlock in policy reform by increasing the expertise and independence of the public service, reducing the number of ministerial advisers closely tied to political parties and making them more accountable, tightening controls over political donations, campaign finance, lobbying, and post-politics careers, and setting up a federal anti-corruption commission with teeth to ensure that the rules of the system are followed.


The lack of capacity at Federal level is having real, deleterious results at a local level.

Have a listen to the podcast.
Streetlight July 31, 2021 at 00:46 #573589
Quoting Banno
The lack of capacity at Federal level is having real, deleterious results at a local level.


Would it be that this were a bug, rather than a feature, of liberal rule.
Banno July 31, 2021 at 00:54 #573595
Quoting StreetlightX
liberal


But see the recent backflip of the ALP.

negative gearing and capital gains tax

Getting rid of good policy. John Daley's point is that inaction is now endemic, the norm in politics, and will stay there at least until cross-benchers force a corruption commission.

Streetlight July 31, 2021 at 00:55 #573596
Reply to Banno Fair enough. Am listening to the podcast now.
Banno July 31, 2021 at 04:20 #573632
Quoting StreetlightX
Am listening to the podcast now.


A verdict?
Streetlight July 31, 2021 at 04:54 #573635
Reply to Banno It was very good. But I was dissatisfied in that they did not attempt - and this was in truth likely beyond the scope of the report which they were discussing - to diagnose why this institutional timidity has set in. They discuss that it has set in - significant and important in itself, and the major conclusion of the study - and propose policy changes to reign in some of the most egregious aspects of what's going on - ICAC, donation transparency, more independence to the bureaucracy and so on. I really liked the bit where they talk about where possibilities of change might come from: independent parties forcing the hands of the majors (although our selection of independents is not particularly inspiring...).

But I feel like there's a changed media and communication environment that actually accounts for the timidity of governments insofar as they are alot more reactive (in a short term, polls-driven way) to next-day press releases and 24 hour news cycles in a way that they weren't before. I don't know that this is the only reason, but isolating reasons why governments have become so leadership averse would be the next important step in examining this phenomenon. Old mate Kevin is definitely on to something, I think, when he blames Murdoch for absolutely ruining the feedback process of governments and their constituents. dk, maybe the actual report does have more on that and they just didn't have time to get into it in the podcast.
Banno July 31, 2021 at 05:03 #573637
Reply to StreetlightX

PDF of the report:
https://grattan.edu.au/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Gridlock-Grattan-Report.pdf

Still reading it.
Banno July 31, 2021 at 05:24 #573640
Quoting StreetlightX
...Murdoch...


Popular opinion ranked highest, then shibboleths, then vested interests. Presumably the influence of Murdoch is the capacity to form popular opinion. It would be an interesting study. See box 1, p. 28. And 4.32
Streetlight July 31, 2021 at 08:19 #573650
Quoting Banno
Presumably the influence of Murdoch is the capacity to form popular opinion.


Yeah, exactly. 'Popular opinion' ought not to be treated as a given: it is itself formed, the result of a process. The report talks of the need for sustained efforts to forge consensus, but I think a good, hard look at our primary means of that consensus making - corporate owned media with vested interests! - is needed.
Banno August 22, 2021 at 09:37 #582749
Wayfarer August 22, 2021 at 09:42 #582751
Reply to Banno Opening sentence is a zinger.
Streetlight August 29, 2021 at 03:56 #586109
https://www.smh.com.au/national/shocking-and-disturbing-explosive-report-claims-corruption-and-branch-bombing-has-left-the-wa-liberals-a-political-wasteland-20210827-p58mlk.html

"Unethical, underhanded and corrupt practices have left the Western Australian Liberal Party a penniless ‘political wasteland’ on the verge of ‘extinction’ with disaffected members considering starting a new conservative party, according to a report released on Saturday by the WA Liberal Party.

These are just some findings of the explosive review released at the party’s state council meeting which looks into its inner workings in the lead up to the WA Liberal’s humiliating 2021 election loss."

[I]Just[/i] the WA libs?
Banno September 03, 2021 at 23:08 #588973
Barnaby Joyce declares he won’t be ‘bullied’ on climate science

Scotty must be so pleased to have such a free thinker as his deputy.

Joyce, who was reinstated as leader of the Nationals in June, likened basic questions about climate science to a baptism where parents were required to “denounce Satan and all his works and deeds”.


The group Farmers for climate action represents approximately 6000 farmers from across Australia, and has 22, 000 members.

More than the National Party.
Banno September 07, 2021 at 21:40 #590363
A quick trip home to see the kids in Sydney. Then back to Canberra for work.

The rules do not apply to him. They are for other people.

Why not bring your kids to Canberra? Other folk move their family because of their work.
Streetlight September 17, 2021 at 04:32 #596194
Dutton hasn't moved past the developmental stage when you recognize social cues instead of mimicry:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/newsfighterspod/status/1438246997845331969[/tweet]
Banno September 17, 2021 at 04:34 #596195
Quoting StreetlightX
Dutton hasn't moved past the developmental stage when you recognize social cues instead of mimicry:


:up:
Banno September 17, 2021 at 21:27 #596600
Nuclear submarines.

This is going to be embarrassing.

A dear friend was an engineer on the Collins class. At table he would regale us with tales of incompetence. Very soon before the launch of HMAS Collins, it was found that the main hatch would not seal. It was removed and replaced with a piece of plywood, suitable painted, for the ceremony.
Banno September 17, 2021 at 23:22 #596648
Laura Tingle wasn't so cynical, once. She's learned a lot.

So many long-standing shibboleths have been demolished in the past few days: starting with the arguments we have heard for years about why we "couldn't" have nuclear submarines. This was based on the "given" that it would require onshore nuclear expertise and nuclear power — and that we didn't want to ever go as far as having US missiles based in Australia.


And so:

Based on the current stated policy, we will be utterly reliant on the Americans and British to keep our boats afloat.


Which works for a government that has striped the pubic service to a point of such ineptitude that they could not manage the purchase of a few vials of vaccine without bringing in a solder with not expertise in health.

It's not going to end well.
Banno September 18, 2021 at 00:37 #596668
But on the bright side, they've really pissed off the French.
Banno September 18, 2021 at 05:17 #596734
Grattan on Friday: Porter’s funding from a ‘blind trust’ is an integrity test for Morrison

How this plays out is an integrity test for Morrison. Porter needs to leave the ministry or (taking the most lenient view of the situation) immediately have the trust repay all the money to those anonymous benefactors.

Indeed, Porter shouldn’t have to wait to be told by the PM – he should recognise this himself.

Regardless of the departmental advice to Morrison, acceptance of anonymous donations fails the standards of propriety that we should expect from MPs, and certainly from ministers.


Here's what will happen: A few weeks from now someone will ask what the advice to the PM was; there will be a bit of shuffling of feet, and then on the next Friday afternoon a quite acknowledgement that Porter's actions have been ignored.

Happy to be proved wrong.
Wayfarer September 18, 2021 at 05:56 #596738
Reply to Banno Hartcher pointed out that as a consequence of all this faffing about, Australia will have exactly the same submarine capacity in 2030 as it had in 1990.
Streetlight September 18, 2021 at 06:18 #596747
My fav article yet on the whole thing:

China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines

According to Scotty From Marketing’s newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian Porter MP is paying his legal fees through a blind trust that has been topped up with millions of dollars by a faceless stranger who he has never met, Australia is getting eight cool new submarines!

Yesterday it was announced that several cabinet Ministers were given special border exemptions to meet in Canberra and begin nutting out this new deal that not one voter asked for or cares about.

According to these new announcement, Australia, the UK and US have formed a new security partnership named AUKUS – a new acronym that President Joe Biden doesn’t seem to know too much about considering the fact that he couldn’t even remember the Australian Prime Minister’s name in a press conference earlier today.

As a first initiative, AUKUS will build nuclear submarines for Australia’s fleet. There will be eight of them. They will not have nuclear weapons, they will just be nuclear-powered, which in itself is a pretty scary responsibility for a government that can’t manage to run a services website that doesn’t crash under the mildest web traffic.
Banno September 19, 2021 at 05:25 #597218
In the 'post-American world', has Australia backed the right global superpower?

Stan Grant disappointed at another lost opportunity.
Wayfarer September 19, 2021 at 05:33 #597222
Reply to Banno yeah right.

America does not drive the global economy, China does. China will usurp the US outright as the world's biggest economy by the end of the decade.


And, fuck dissenters - all those twerps in Hong Kong, all those anonymous Uighers who should know better. Get on board, but be ready to shut up.
Banno September 19, 2021 at 06:10 #597230
Reply to Wayfarer I don't think he is sugesting this is a good thing....
Banno September 19, 2021 at 06:19 #597235
Christian Porter has resigned from Scott Morrison's ministry.

Quoting Banno
Happy to be proved wrong.


Happy now.

Expect him back in a subsequent reshuffle.
Streetlight September 19, 2021 at 06:37 #597242
Reply to Banno Ambassadorship to France. The Liberal punishment.
Banno September 19, 2021 at 06:39 #597245
Reply to StreetlightX Perfect fit. He can go punce about and have no one pay him any attention at all.
Wayfarer September 19, 2021 at 07:06 #597251
Reply to Banno Yes, reading further into it, Stan Grant does make those points.

Someone on the ABC was saying that by about mid-century all submarines will be constantly tracked by thermal-imaging satellites, so the advantage provided by being underwater....well, evaporates......

Banno September 19, 2021 at 07:25 #597258
Reply to Wayfarer ...but with global warming, the sea will be deeper...?

Coal fired submarines.
Banno September 20, 2021 at 09:05 #597834
Barnaby Joyce defends Christian Porter's decision to remain in Parliament after resigning from Cabinet

I can not say how much it gladdens my heart to have out nation in the hands of people of such extraordinary moral recited.

I really cannot.
Wayfarer September 20, 2021 at 09:27 #597838
Especially with Porter’s guilt having been presumed beyond all reasonable argument.
Banno September 20, 2021 at 09:40 #597841
Reply to Wayfarer Well, yes, I do tend to a prejudice against entitled prats.
Wayfarer September 20, 2021 at 09:48 #597844
Reply to Banno Important that the law only works for those deemed worthy.
Streetlight October 13, 2021 at 11:07 #606660
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10086479/American-anti-vaxxers-faith-groups-manipulating-vulnerable-Aussies-not-jabbed.html

I know it's the DM but to think that we threw our hat in with this awful country. Australians like to fear monger about the threat of China - frankly it's Americans who are fatal to our well being. To think there was a whole cadre of them vying to 'save us' while standing atop of the dead bodies of 700,000 of their own citizens.
frank October 13, 2021 at 12:32 #606673
Reply to StreetlightX

Face it, the human race is incredibly weird.
Streetlight October 13, 2021 at 12:42 #606676
Reply to frank Some more than others.
fdrake October 13, 2021 at 18:43 #606802
Quoting StreetlightX
But I feel like there's a changed media and communication environment that actually accounts for the timidity of governments insofar as they are alot more reactive (in a short term, polls-driven way) to next-day press releases and 24 hour news cycles in a way that they weren't before. I don't know that this is the only reason, but isolating reasons why governments have become so leadership averse would be the next important step in examining this phenomenon. Old mate Kevin is definitely on to something, I think, when he blames Murdoch for absolutely ruining the feedback process of governments and their constituents. dk, maybe the actual report does have more on that and they just didn't have time to get into it in the podcast.


Heard along a grapevine that the influence of Murdoch in German politics is noticeable on a county by county basis - does your constituency tend to consume Murdoch media? Then PR will be a dumpster fire. Anecdotal recount of an anecdote, though. Guess it's everywhere.
Streetlight October 13, 2021 at 23:02 #606891
Quoting fdrake
does your constituency tend to consume Murdoch media?


We have two major media conglomerates that have an effective duopoly on the press in Australia. Murdoch is one of them, and by far the largest one. In our regional areas, Murdoch owns all the newspapers. His online presence is enormous too, owning the most visited Australian new site (news.com.au). Not to mention skynews.com.au, which the Youtube algorithm agressively pushes. When our PM visited the US earlier this year, one of his stops was to Murdoch to kiss the ring.

The other half of the duopoly, Nine, is run by a former treasurer of the existing government, the same one that basically follows Murdoch's lead like a hurt puppy. Just this year, our government pushed through legislation to force social media companies (read: Facebook) to pay 'local' media for their users even *linking* to their content. Indie media miss out on any of it.

The two (relatively popular) public broadcasters, the ABC and SBS, and consistently under attack for being too left leaning, despite the fact that they are both ensconsed solidly in the middle, and have had their funds constantly cut by the current government. Our media landscape is a disaster.
Tom Storm October 13, 2021 at 23:15 #606896
Quoting StreetlightX
Our media landscape is a disaster.


Yep - has been for years. I wonder when Rupert dies (I will throw a small party) if his company will continue to fuck the world with Lachlan in charge. Or will it just crumble and powder like an excavated Egyptian mummy opened up on a Cairo street?
Banno October 26, 2021 at 20:50 #612422
Here's a plan:
  • "Further technological breakthroughs": 15%
  • "Global Technology Trends": 15%
  • Buying emissions from someone else: 20%


Fifty percent wishful thinking? Or relying prayer?

Non-binding, of course.

And by 2050, not 2030.

Technology is s wonderful thing. Scotty from marketing is planning to power his spin with hydrogen instead of hot air.
Wayfarer October 26, 2021 at 21:31 #612442
Reply to Banno Just as well the effort doesn't depend solely on him. NSW and Victoria are doing a lot more that he is.
Banno October 28, 2021 at 03:25 #613257
praxis October 28, 2021 at 05:34 #613276
Reply to Banno

Ugh, I thought all ya blokes dawnunda we’re all wise and shit. Turns out you’re cunts like everyone else on the planet.
Streetlight October 28, 2021 at 06:34 #613287
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/oct/26/voter-identification-to-be-compulsory-under-morrison-government-proposal?

This is like my worst fears coming through - Morrison aping American anti-democratic bullshit. The last thing we need to to become anything close to the shitfuckery that is the American asylum. What a malignant fucking cancer on the world. Fuck the US, and fuck Scott Morrison.

And of course it's inspired by our resident racist piece of shit MP, Hanson:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/oct/28/i-understand-the-need-centre-alliance-could-offer-crucial-support-for-coalitions-controversial-voter-id-laws
Streetlight October 28, 2021 at 08:09 #613330
In other, absolutely glorious news:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/SquizzSTK/status/1453585773341544455[/tweet]

No wonder they want to water down voting.
Banno October 31, 2021 at 00:30 #614821
By Annabel Crabb
But the Morrison doctrine on climate reveals a new path: Outline what you oppose, then get elected, then shimmy backwards under sniper fire from your own side — all the while denying you're shifting at all — then calmly declare victory, claiming credit for a bunch of stuff you opposed all along.


Morrison's climate 'plan' reveals a spectacular new model of political leadership in Australia

Manuel November 01, 2021 at 02:03 #615407
Macron went to the point here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/australia/comments/qk1ezu/macaron_telling_it_like_it_is/

Would it be fair to say that some people there are embarrassed or not really?

Streetlight November 01, 2021 at 02:33 #615417
Reply to Manuel It is not clear that our government is capable of embarrasment.
Banno November 01, 2021 at 02:38 #615419
Reply to StreetlightX Indeed:

Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce said Mr Macron needed to "move on".
*

Reply to Manuel
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 02:43 #615420
Reply to StreetlightX Reply to Banno

The government, sure. But what about the voters, or is this deal not very relevant to them?

After all, you still get the submarines...
Banno November 01, 2021 at 03:07 #615426
Quoting Manuel
After all, you still get the submarines...

You think? I doubt anyone here has high expectations. Second hand rent-a-sub
Morrison’s planned nuclear-powered subs come without any estimated cost (except they’ll be more expensive than the French ones); or precise timetable (except they won’t be available for a couple of decades); or decision about which boat will be chosen (except it will be American or British), or firm indication of how much building will be done in Australia (except that it won’t be all of it and possibly only a modest amount).



https://theconversation.com/view-from-the-hill-for-morrison-aukus-is-all-about-the-deal-never-mind-the-niceties-168248

You might begin to understand why this thread is called "Scotty from Marketing".

:blush:
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 03:19 #615427
Reply to Banno

Yeah, found out about the nickname in the Australia subreddit.

I had heard that the original French submarines weren't nuclear powered, but I haven't gone on to verify.

Well with ANZUS in the way, the so called "threat of China", countries just do what the US says, with very few exceptions. France'll just have to be embarrassed worldwide and mad at Australia, but it is an insult to the French, no doubt.

Hope your next PM will get a better nickname, at least. :joke:
Banno November 01, 2021 at 04:10 #615435
Quoting Manuel
I had heard that the original French submarines weren't nuclear powered, but I haven't gone on to verify.


The French subs were nuclear powered, but Australia was paying to have the design modified for nonnuclear. Then we changed to nuclear. Look, it just doesn't make sense. We all know that.

Quoting Manuel
Hope your next PM will get a better nickname, at least. :joke:


"Albo", perhaps...?
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 04:26 #615438
Quoting Banno
"Albo", perhaps...?


I've got to read a good book by some learned reporter or scholar on Australian politics, I used to know a decent amount, for somebody who's very far away from Australia, but finds it fascinating.

I'm seeing that Labour isn't doing that well in the polls. Yet I'm seeing lots of hate for Scotty, politics all over the world is quite messed up these days, I don't get the situation over there.
Wayfarer November 01, 2021 at 04:45 #615443
Reply to Manuel I think, overall, and at risk of getting flamed, politics is not as broken in Australia as it is in the USA. I'm a fairly middle-of-the-road voter, generally have leaned Labor although I am also drawn to some aspects of the liberal (as distinct from conservative) elements of the other party. But I think Morrison is dissappointingly shallow. He's a media performer, comes across as the dinky-di Aussie bloke, but if you waded through his deepest thoughts you wouldn't get your feet wet.

The Labor Party has a real lack of leadership talent, the current leader is ernest and honest as the day is long, but nobody can see him winning the prize, although I could be wrong. The thing is, if the country comes out of the COVID blocks firing, this will favour the Government.

The best PM we've had in my recent lifetime was Julia Gillard in my opinion - Labor, lead from 2010-13, managed to steer many ground-breaking pieces of legislation from the position of a minority Government while coping with absolutely despicable treatment from the Murdoch press and the medievalist then-opposition leader (who was to become the worst PM in Australian history in my memory although again I might be wrong).

Morrison's cabinet are resoundingly mediocre in most ways, although I have to say I think overall they have to be given some credit for the economic and health management of the COVID-19 crisis. But they're definitely weak on environmental management and it is costing them. The aforementioned medieval PM lost his seat in the last election to a canny independent who ran on a Climate Change bill and who is continuing to stick it to them. There might be quite a bit more of that.

Streetlight November 01, 2021 at 10:30 #615497
Quoting Manuel
The government, sure. But what about the voters,


So far the voters have proven themselves cowards, although they are largely kept in their cowardice by a massive propaganda apparatus which works in direct cahoots with the shameless government. Australians are by and large hostage to their own comforts - particularly houses - even as the conditions which maintain them are being eaten through every passing minute. I think anyone who cares about our international representation does feel embarassed, but I don't know how many people that is.

It's not even like the French deal was any good to begin with. In fact it was very likely the fruit of pure corruption, with a lobbying firm of ex-government operatives having pushed through the deal in the first place:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-11/scott-morrisons-friend-hired-by-french-during-submarine-talks/10797920

The lastest drama is just another episode in an already long-standing history of the government out to convenience, and frankly, pay their friends with taxpayer money as and when it suits them. It's a debacle from A-Z. It certainly has nothing to do with the needs or wants of the Australian people.
Streetlight November 01, 2021 at 10:46 #615503
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Olivier5 November 01, 2021 at 12:06 #615526
Quoting StreetlightX
It's not even like the French deal was any good to begin with. In fact it was very likely the fruit of pure corruption,


I haven't seen any evidence of that, although Naval Group has a sulfurous history elsewhere.

The Franco-Australian submarine deal was very big, which was probably part of the problem. A tranche approach maybe could have worked... Note that the only precedent of a big arm deal between France and Australia, the Mirages bought in the 60s, was made in several tranches, and those deals also faced a lot of headwind from our mutual American friends... In the end, Australian pilots liked their Mirages enough that they nicknamed them "the Miracles".
Streetlight November 01, 2021 at 12:22 #615529
Quoting Olivier5
I haven't seen any evidence of that,


True. Should have prefaced that with the fact that I take it as axiomatic that anything the liberals do is as either backscratching for their mates or angling for votes.
Olivier5 November 01, 2021 at 12:34 #615530
Quoting StreetlightX
I take it as axiomatic that anything the liberals do is as either backscratching for their mates or angling for votes.


The advantage being that then you don't need to think seriously about it?

I've been looking for allegations of corruption because such things do tend to happen in mega arm deals, but also because the size of the order originally surprised me. Why did Australia concluded it needed 8 barracudas when the French themselves have ordered only 6, the same number as the previous Rubis class of submarines? These beasts are costly and powerful. If France -- with a larger economy and broader military engagements than Australia -- needs or can afford 6, how come Australia needs or can afford 8?

As said, I haven't found allegations of improprieties in the original deal.
Streetlight November 01, 2021 at 12:40 #615531
Quoting Olivier5
The advantage being that then you don't need to think seriously about it?


Call it inductive reasoning. And your questions are good - but don't ever expect to get them answered.
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 12:53 #615536
Reply to Wayfarer

I remember her and liked her too, seemed to be doing the right things. Shame she still isn't in power, or at least remained in office for a longer period of time. Sure, politics in Australia cannot be as bad as it is in other parts of the world. Yep, my impression is that Australia has done decently well with COVID.

Reply to StreetlightX

Yeah. It's a problem with the media is owned by so few people, especially those under a Murdoch ideology. I don't know who'd want to attack Australia such that it would need nukes. Military spending, such as it is, is a waste of money.
Streetlight November 01, 2021 at 15:35 #615553
Reply to Olivier5

https://www.crikey.com.au/2021/09/16/christopher-pyne-submarine-deal-remember/

I knew there was something I was forgetting. They signed the French sub deal to secure a sub facility in South Australia with the promise of jobs, for one of their MPs. It wasn't corruption - well, I'm not ruling it out - it was vote chasing. I went with the wrong option of the two I mentioned. Can't go wrong with the axiom.

That same MP of course got a consultant role with a defense contractor after quitting politics.

--

Also the absolute drubbing that Morrison seems to be getting for his car crash apperance overseas is so, so heartening. I was worried it was just in my circles, but it seems like not even the mainstream press can ignore the fact that world leaders are actively treating that malignant fucking clown for the two-bit operator he is. His spit-the-dummy response to Macron - which someone aptly described as "throwing Australia in front of the bullet meant for him" - is yet another wonderful misstep too.

https://independentaustralia.net/politics/politics-display/morrison-government-humiliates-australia-at-g20,15694
Banno November 01, 2021 at 21:08 #615629
‘I don’t think, I know’ – what makes Macron’s comments about Morrison so extraordinary and so worrying

Macron also took these further steps to ensure his message did not get lost in translation:

  • He made the comments in English. The French President speaks English but usually uses French, the language of the republic he represents. Using English was a way of speaking to Australians directly, rather than having a voiceover doing a translation from the French.
  • He spoke to the media of a foreign country – usually a world leader would not engage informally with media from other countries. This is done formally, at joint press conferences.
  • He did not use “diplo-speak”. Macron is a highly educated, polished politician who knows how to choose his words and send subtle messages. This message was deliberately blunt.

Wayfarer November 01, 2021 at 21:14 #615631
F'ing Probyn over there, stirring up trouble and embarrasing the govenment, just for a good soundbyte on the 7:00pm news.
Banno November 01, 2021 at 21:22 #615639
Reply to Manuel Here's Michelle Grattan. She's been in the press gallery since forever, working for the Canberra Timse, Fin review and The Age. She's now a Prof at the Uni of Canberra. She's long been considerately and astutely in the centre of Australian politics.

She asks "How will Macron’s ‘pants on fire’ claim about Morrison play in the focus groups?"

And that sums up the state of Australian politics. It's about the spin. Nothing else.
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 21:32 #615645
Reply to Banno

Great article.

These politicians are of low quality recently. Maybe it's a bias, but what they're saying is pretty embarrassing, in this case, the Australian government. Welcome to the club. :cool:
Wayfarer November 01, 2021 at 21:34 #615647
We did see how Andrew Probyn set that up? Asking the question, 'so, do you think Scott Morrison lied?' If it had been an exchange in court, it would be disallowed as 'leading the witness'. What's Macron going to say to that? His country is furious, probably rightly, is he going to say, 'oh, no, Morrison is as pure as the driven snow'. So he answers, yes of course he lied. There's supposed to be something going on about something...yeah, that's right, climate or something .....now the entire Australian media is just on about this one exchange. Sometimes, the press is just so utterly infuriating.
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 23:02 #615727
Reply to Wayfarer

Yes, but, notice he spoke in English to the press, he could have left had he wanted to. Or said "no comment." Yeah, the press is a nightmare, but Macron knew what he was doing, clearly. Especially in an event of this magnitude.
Banno November 01, 2021 at 23:09 #615734
Quoting Wayfarer
We did see how Andrew Probyn set that up?


Reply to Manuel Yes, Macron astutely addressed the Australian people. He's not Probyn's muppet. If Probin set it up it was with Macron's full consent.
Banno November 01, 2021 at 23:12 #615738
Reply to Wayfarer And should we be focused on climate? Oh, yes, indeed; but the most important issue for Australia in regard to climate is lack of leadership.

Which is exactly what Macron addressed.

SO, that little event was exactly on the mark.
Wayfarer November 01, 2021 at 23:41 #615750
Quoting Manuel
Yeah, the press is a nightmare, but Macron knew what he was doing, clearly. Especially in an event of this magnitude.


I agree. But the Australian media still gave him a free kick just to stir up trouble. There's plenty wrong with Morrison, and I sincerely hope he looses the next election, not that I think he will, but I think it was just cheap journalism. I can see why a lot of people hate the ABC when it pulls that kind of trick (even though I myself am a rusted-on audience member.)
Manuel November 01, 2021 at 23:47 #615752
Reply to Banno

One may not like him, but he's a capable politician. Which is a strange thing to say these days.

Quoting Wayfarer
but I think it was just cheap journalism.


I mean, sure. Not being too cynical about it, it's becoming more difficult not to find cheap journalism. Or at least there's much more bad journalism everywhere.
Banno November 02, 2021 at 00:07 #615761
"I think the statements that were made questioning Australia's integrity, and the slurs that had been placed on Australia — not me, I've got broad shoulders, I can deal with that — but those slurs, I'm not going to cop sledging of Australia," Mr Morrison said.


There's the spin: it was Australia's integrity that was slandered, not Scotty's.

Sickening.
Olivier5 November 02, 2021 at 11:14 #615875
Quoting StreetlightX
vote chasing


There will be 'pork' in most of these big arm deals and surely in ANKUS as well.
Streetlight November 02, 2021 at 11:23 #615876
Reply to Olivier5 Pig farms, likely. Also, I should have said: vote rewarding.
Olivier5 November 02, 2021 at 12:04 #615881
Reply to StreetlightX The biggest issue I saw in that French deal was the 'made in Australia' requirement, which added much to the price tag. Building warships requires significant infrastructure, which would have been built from scratch in Australia. Such a path would only make sense as a long term investment, ie if Australia seriously wants to kickstart a domestic ship building industry. Pending that rationale, the 'made in Australia' clause made very little sense. Other than electoral of course
Streetlight November 02, 2021 at 12:04 #615882
Reply to Olivier5 It was a job guarantee for a South Australian electorate. It's the very thing by which the deal made sense at all.
Wayfarer November 05, 2021 at 21:42 #617212
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(For those outside Australia - this is a comment on the Prime Minister, Scott Morrison (empty plan) and the Opposition Leader, Anthony Albanese, Labor (small target) and their respective approaches to climate policy.)
Streetlight November 15, 2021 at 04:25 #620621
Morrison Government rejects key COP26 objectives hours after agreeing to them in Glasgow

https://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/angus-taylor-rejects-cop26-objectives-coal-net-zero-2030-target/13631082

wow what a surprise said no one ever
Banno November 25, 2021 at 23:22 #624137
Hmmm. Scotty is sending police and troops to the Solomons... apparently to prevent a takeover by the Chinese, or something like that.

I smell an election.
Tom Storm November 25, 2021 at 23:34 #624139
Quoting Banno
I smell an election.


No, the man's a national hero and a savior of.... some shit.

Banno November 26, 2021 at 00:15 #624155
Bridget Archer is my hero this week.
Tom Storm November 26, 2021 at 01:10 #624180
Reply to Banno Crossing the floor is hard to do. I see another independent candidate in the making.
Banno November 26, 2021 at 01:22 #624186
Reply to Tom Storm And yet, moderate Liberals may be our last, best hope. The "broad church" is inherently conflicted, containing as it does the rational small "l"'s uncomfortably cohabiting with the Crazed Right*. The Crazed Right has been in the ascendency at least since Abbot, preventing any progress; not by right of numbers but simply by rhetorical force; the small "l"'s have habitually bowed to the Crazed Right for fear of exposing any of those internal conflicts.

See Grattan on Friday.


*A term carefully chosen after it's use in ceramics.

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...cracked pots.
Tom Storm November 26, 2021 at 02:00 #624198
Reply to Banno Nicely put and I think that's right.
Banno November 26, 2021 at 19:41 #624424


Meanwhile Defence Minister Peter Dutton screams "look over there! Look at China! Don't look at the Government!"

Banno November 26, 2021 at 19:42 #624425
Quoting COVID gave us a once-in-a-lifetime natural experiment — but Scott Morrison has turned his back on the lessons
"We all travel on roads, but what is the infrastructure that has kept us alive and together through this pandemic? It is the human and social infrastructure of the care economy, one that is powered by women who are often underpaid, if they're paid at all."
Streetlight December 14, 2021 at 04:20 #631164
https://www.theage.com.au/politics/federal/joyce-says-assange-shouldn-t-be-extradited-to-us-20211213-p59h1j.html

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says Julian Assange should not be extradited to the United States to face espionage charges, calling for the WikiLeaks founder to either be put on trial in Britain or brought back to Australia. Mr Joyce said the Australian citizen, who has spent more than two years in Belmarsh Prison in south-east London, should not be forcibly sent to the US because he was not on American soil at the time of his alleged offences.


Broken clocks somethingsomething.
Tom Storm December 14, 2021 at 07:24 #631220
Reply to StreetlightX Playing to some of his base and shitting off ScoMo is surely his intent.
Wayfarer December 14, 2021 at 07:33 #631221
Is indeed an bad day when one is compelled to agree with Joyce about something.

On a more cheerful note, Albo is coming across pretty well, I saw him on 7:30 the other week and thought he knocked it out of the park (sorry, americanism, hit it for six). Morrison has done so abysmally the last few months I'm beginning to think he really could lose.
Streetlight January 05, 2022 at 12:55 #639040
Streetlight January 06, 2022 at 07:16 #639343
[tweet]https://twitter.com/barriecassidy/status/1478912191801688066[/tweet]
Wayfarer January 06, 2022 at 07:47 #639347
Re the Djokovic ban - Tennis Australia was wrong to think that his claim amounted to an exemption from the vaccination requirements - but the question should be asked as to who actually granted the visa that was then revoked? There should be egg on quite a few faces over the whole sorry episode. (I can picture the Craig Kelly selfie with Djokovic even as I write this.)

The PM should stay out of it anyway. The logical person to comment would be Potato Head. Morrison’s just having one of his (many) Ray Hadley moments.

In any case, Djokovic’s entry would be a huge propaganda victory for the anti-vaccination movement and even if he’s deported, he becomes in effect a martyr for their cause.
Streetlight January 06, 2022 at 10:36 #639381
Quoting Wayfarer
In any case, Djokovic’s entry would be a huge propaganda victory for the anti-vaccination movement and even if he’s deported, he becomes in effect a martyr for their cause.


Not martyr enough.
Streetlight January 07, 2022 at 10:46 #639745
I hope it hurts.

[tweet]https://twitter.com/PatsKarvelas/status/1479389559607627776[/tweet]
Banno January 08, 2022 at 02:13 #640031
Something to contemplate: ..is Scott Morrison’s media strategy starting to fail?

The strategy is simple: Defend Morrison at all cost.

Combined that with the utter lack fo planning or even a bit of forethought that Laura Tingle again pointed to today.


Banno January 08, 2022 at 23:52 #640303
Manuel January 09, 2022 at 00:50 #640317
@Banno@Wayfarer@StreetlightX

Since ya'll from Down Under. I wanna know, do you think Djokovic's lawyers stand a chance appealing the governments decision?

To be clear, I'm not a fan of his and I think he's a clown on this - and other topics. But, that's neither here nor there. Come Monday, he should be out or what do you think?
Banno January 09, 2022 at 01:35 #640323
It depends if he can back up his claim to have had Covid in December, despite not having been in isolation while positive.

Dubious.
Wayfarer January 09, 2022 at 01:35 #640324
Reply to Manuel My take is that the wheels of justice will not turn quickly enough to put him into the tournament. Already the presiding judge scolded his lawyers for requesting a speedy resolution, saying the tail ought not to be wagging the dog.

I think the guy who made the call that his exemption was valid was Craig Tiley who is head of the Australian Open. One of our news services yesterday showed excerpts from emails that he had sent to the players, saying that recent COVID infection would be considered grounds for exemption, but it was clearly contradicted both by published Australian Government guidelines and also be direct correspondence from the Australian minister of health, which they also showed. (Someone also published an excerpt on Facebook showing that Serbia requires full vaccination or a negative test result/quantantine for Australians seeking entry.) I think Tiley took a punt that Djokovic would be waved through, and lost. I'm sympathetic to him, as Djokovic is obviously the biggest drawcard and there are huge commercial interests at stake but at the end of the day it was a bad judgement call. It makes him and the whole country look bumbling and inefficient.

As for Djokovic, the thing which riles me and a lot of others are his obvious anti-vax provocations. He hangs out with Serbian alternative-health nuts and talks about spiritual healing and natural immunity. You can change the composition of water by your atttitude. And anti-vaccination is just one face of the anti-science conspiracy culture that is boiling all over the world. It shouldn't be forgotten that Djokovic organised a dissident tournament in 2020 which became a super-spreader event. Melbourne has been through four bitter and extremely controversial lockdowns and the scene of multiple anti-vaccination protests. Many Australians have been unable to enter the country for periods of 12 months. So if Djokovic got in on a wink and a nod there would have been understandable outrage about double standards.

All in all, a world-class cock-up.
Manuel January 09, 2022 at 02:20 #640332
Reply to Banno

What a clown. Good. People with that level of influence have more responsibility.

Reply to Wayfarer

Hmmm, interesting. I suspected something of the sort, in terms of him being a big name draw, and hoping most people would turn a blind eye to him coming in. They did not count on omicron, which really made people mad, with good reason.

I mean, surely the Victorian government looks to be somewhat culpable here and even more so the actual tournament, who would want Djokovic in, since Federer is out, and Nadal is rusty.

Sure, there's some bit of not-good looking PR in the whole situation. But I think that had Djokovic team been more thorough, they would've noticed that he did not have sufficient documentation for clearance in all levels of government. He posted in his Instagram that he had exemption like a day, or even mere hours, before taking the plane.

His wife I hear, is quite loony with alternative medicine, and his father is just crazy. Djokovic cried when had to take a minor elbow surgery, that's how much he dislikes modern medicine...
Wayfarer January 09, 2022 at 02:47 #640337
Reply to Manuel I don't know if the Victorian government has a role - border controls, passports and visas are all Federal responsibilities.
baker January 09, 2022 at 15:35 #640459
Quoting Manuel
Djokovic cried when had to take a minor elbow surgery, that's how much he dislikes modern medicine...


Oh, come on. At his level of professional athletic performance, every little detail matters. Anything that can endanger it in any way must be shunned.
Professional athletes aren't just ordinary people, doing just ordinary things.


Other than that, there is suspicion that in this whole Djokovic visa scandal, Australia is actually trying to pick a fight with Russia, given that Serbia is on good terms with Russia.


Aww, and this:

The tall poppy syndrome is a cultural phenomenon in which people hold back, criticise, or sabotage those who have or are believed to have achieved notable success in one or more aspects of life, particularly intellectual or cultural wealth — "cutting down the tall poppy".[1] It describes a draw towards mediocrity and conformity.

Commonly in Australia and New Zealand, "cutting down the tall poppy" is used to describe those who deliberately put down another for their success and achievements.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tall_poppy_syndrome

Manuel January 09, 2022 at 16:29 #640468
Reply to baker

It was a relatively minor surgery. He was out partying when COVID first broke, didn't cry then when he helped infect a lot of people, as well as encouraging others through his example of not getting a vaccine.

Also seemed to be in a good mood the day after he tested positive and was around other people, without a mask.

If he has a legitimate medical issue for not doing so, fine, then state it. If not, then that's a problem given who he is.
Banno January 09, 2022 at 19:44 #640546
Quoting baker
Other than that, there is suspicion that in this whole Djokovic visa scandal, Australia is actually trying to pick a fight with Russia, given that Serbia is on good terms with Russia.


Laughable.

Russia doesn't figure in Australian politics.

In Australian English, tall poppies are usually individuals who, on the basis of unwarranted self-adulation, itself a consequence of success, amassed fortune or fame, have become targets for criticism; or, less frequently, individuals who, overcome by success, amassed fortune or fame, and on the mistaken assumption that they are above the law, have engaged in unlawful behaviour, only to find that, eventually, the law catches up with them as well.


A little bit of nuance is appropriate. Our friend fits the bill nicely. Poppies are valued for their colour, not their height.
Wayfarer January 09, 2022 at 21:02 #640571
Reply to Manuel an update from today’s SMH - Craig Tiley says he received conflicting advise from Federal and State Governments regarding exemptions, which sounds quite likely. https://www.smh.com.au/sport/tennis/tiley-says-tennis-australia-was-caught-in-a-conflict-of-advice-between-state-and-commonwealth-20220109-p59mxq.html
Manuel January 09, 2022 at 21:32 #640599
Reply to Wayfarer

I mean, I know it's easy to criticize but shouldn't he have settled on Federal law? That's the most important one, usually.

However this plays out, I would be shocked if they let Novak play, I don't think most fans at the Open would even want him at this stage of this drama.
Wayfarer January 09, 2022 at 21:41 #640604
Reply to Manuel Reading that article, it's hard to blame Tiley. He says was advised by the State's Chief Health Officer that exemptions would be given based on prior infection (and contrary to what I said yesterday, a State Government officer). What he's saying is that he tried to get clarity about the requirements from the Federal government but got conflicting advise and no firm guidelines.

Tennis Australia and the Victorian government granted a handful of exemptions for unvaccinated players to enter the Open. The process was based on guidelines from the Commonwealth’s peak vaccine advisory body, Mr Tiley said, but tennis officials asked the federal government on two occasions in November to examine each exemption to ensure they would be accepted by federal officials at the border.

“They declined,” he said. “We asked if they could please assess our decisions. We said we’re going to need some help to make sure we’re doing the right thing. We’d be in a different situation today.”


Although the article then goes on to say:

In late November, health authorities told Tennis Australia on two occasions in writing that people who were not vaccinated and had contracted COVID-19 in the past six months would not be granted quarantine-free travel to Australia.


So, maybe, like I said, Tiley made a bet, but it was a bad bet.

All that said, I agree public opinion is overwhelmingly hostile to Djokovic.
baker January 10, 2022 at 13:45 #640859
Quoting Banno
Laughable.

Russia doesn't figure in Australian politics.

*sigh*
Do try to keep up with Scotty.

Australia is refuelling the Cold War.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AUKUS

In Australian English, tall poppies are usually individuals who, on the basis of unwarranted self-adulation, itself a consequence of success, amassed fortune or fame, have become targets for criticism; or, less frequently, individuals who, overcome by success, amassed fortune or fame, and on the mistaken assumption that they are above the law, have engaged in unlawful behaviour, only to find that, eventually, the law catches up with them as well.

A little bit of nuance is appropriate. Our friend fits the bill nicely.

If he had entered Australia as a blind passenger or by force, you'd have a point. But now you're blaming him for what was entirely the fault of the Australian government.


Poppies are valued for their colour, not their height.

Then why cut the tallest ones ...

baker January 10, 2022 at 13:50 #640861
Reply to Manuel His actual offence seems to be that now some people feel pressured by him or because of him to say some really undemocratic or otherwise unsavory things. Which they believe, of course, but which are tabooed and which they feel they should never have to say.
Manuel January 10, 2022 at 16:50 #640928
Reply to baker

Doesn't matter much now, to my surprise, he's playing in the Open.
Banno January 10, 2022 at 19:47 #640954
Reply to baker China, not Russia.

And just to repeat:
Quoting Banno
...on the basis of unwarranted self-adulation...


Quoting Banno
...on the mistaken assumption that they are above the law...


Janus January 11, 2022 at 01:37 #641084
Quoting Banno
It depends if he can back up his claim to have had Covid in December, despite not having been in isolation while positive.

Dubious.


Yes, he was either diagnosed with Covid in December or not. And being diagnosed with Covid in the past 6 months is either sufficient grounds for an exemption from having to be double vaccinated in order to be here and play in the Australian Open or not .The Australian government should have a clear policy on this and stick to it without prejudice or political motivation.

If he was not in isolation while positive that reflects poorly on his judgement and/ or character, but it is irrelevant to whether or not he is entitled to a medical exemption.



Wayfarer January 11, 2022 at 02:02 #641087
Yes I’m of the view that his medical exemption is legitimate now the details are published. Maybe Border Force overstepped their mark, maybe there was perceived political pressure. Bad look for the Government however it happened. But I will grudgingly admit I think he’s established his right to play even despite his anti-vaccination attitudes.

One thing I do notice is that Djokovic is to all intents regarded as royalty by a lot of people - Serbs in particular, but the tennis world in general. So a lot of the outrage seemed to be How could you treat the king like this? Don’t you know who you’re dealing with?!? :brow:
Banno January 11, 2022 at 02:05 #641089
I don't much care about the case, except for this:

Prime Minister Scott Morrison said on Monday that Djokovic was subjected to treatment that was "the same as everyone else".


It wasn't. It was instead about privilege. Djokovic case exposes unfair treatment of refugees in Australia
Streetlight January 11, 2022 at 04:52 #641128
https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australia-commits-to-3-5-billion-tank-purchase-from-the-us-20220109-p59mub.html

"Australia has not deployed a tank in combat since the Vietnam War."

$3.5 billion on tanks.

But we "can't afford" a decent public health response.

I guess the Americanization of Australia continues apace.

The warmongering fear over China is no doubt in the background of this bullshit.

Also apologies but I couldn't care less about Djokovic and if him and the government continue slinging poo at each other forever that would be totally fine. Every word spilled on entitled man who hit ball good is a word wasted.
Streetlight January 11, 2022 at 05:20 #641140
https://acmeanjin.org/articles/why-everything-has-gone-wrong-with-covid-19/

The capitalist class in Australia wants to get back into the world economy. Certainly, mineral exports have been going gangbusters all along, but tourism and education, two huge export industries, have been closed down for over a year and the businesses in that sector are desperate to get going again. Capital also wants access to temporary migrant workers to be restored. Because their temporary status puts them at the mercy of employers, they are often employed at illegally low wage rates. Farmers and other bosses who make major use of this scam have been complaining bitterly about labour shortages.

The success of public health authorities in suppressing COVID-19 and then eliminating it from internal circulation (apart from periodic breaches in hotel quarantine) has produced a major problem for capitalism. Keeping COVID-19 out of the community has been greatly welcomed, but has led to the population being reluctant to rejoin the global economy while the virus is rampant overseas. Business has therefore had to pressure its political representatives to come up with a solution.

The solution that the political representatives developed? Letting COVID rip. ... Criticisms of what is occurring haven’t been rare, but they have been misplaced in their direction. We are not witnessing the result of incompetence from politicians or governments, rather we are seeing the results of a thought out strategy designed and implemented by the state to benefit capital at the expense of working class lives.
Streetlight January 11, 2022 at 06:49 #641156
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-11/how-the-omicron-covid-19-outbreak-is-affecting-nsw/100749102

Spending data analysed by ANZ last week indicated economic activity plummeting to levels lower than any other time during the pandemic. "We're now facing economic situations that are worse than if we'd had an actual lockdown," said economist Jim Stanford, director of the Centre for Future Work. ... With cases expected to peak in mid-January, analysts from Mr Stanford's team have predicted up to a third of workers in NSW could be in isolation in the weeks ahead.


So here's the question. If there is, in fact, an shadow/effective lockdown which is devastating the economy anyway, what real benefit is there of not declaring an actual lockdown, or instituting/heightening public health measures?

There's only one answer: such health measures can no longer be used to benefit the friends of the government - the Harvey Normans and so on. We've already had an enormous transfer of public wealth into private hands, and because they can't get away with it again, they don't see the point in instituting any further such measures. What the liberals call 'the economy' is really 'their friends'. And their friends can't benefit this time around, so the actual economy, which they are always crowing about, can go to hell.
frank January 11, 2022 at 15:34 #641288
Quoting StreetlightX
So here's the question. If there is, in fact, an shadow/effective lockdown which is devastating the economy anyway, what real benefit is there of not declaring an actual lockdown


Declaring a lockdown now would squash whatever economic activity you have with no benefit. The coronaviruses are becoming endemic.
Streetlight January 12, 2022 at 07:08 #641539
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-01-12/covid-supply-chain-crisis-economy/100750814

Marxist theory of value in the ABC. Things are looking up.

Australians are getting a stark reminder about how value is actually created in an economy, and how supply chains truly work. ... Labour — human beings getting out of bed and going to work, using their brains and brawn to produce actual goods and services — is the only thing that adds value to the "free gifts" we harvest from nature. It's the only thing that puts food on supermarket shelves, cares for sick people and teaches our children.

The economy doesn't work if people can't work. So the first economic priority during a pandemic must be to keep people healthy enough to keep working, producing, delivering and buying. That some political and business leaders have, from the outset of COVID-19, consistently downplayed the economic costs of mass illness, reflects a narrow, distorted economic lens. We're now seeing the result — one of the worst public policy failures in Australia's history.

The result is an unprecedented, and preventable, economic catastrophe. This catastrophe was visited upon us by leaders — NSW Premier Dominic Perrotet and Prime Minister Scott Morrison in particular — on the grounds they were protecting the economy. Like a mafia kingpin extorting money, this is the kind of "protection" that can kill you.
Wayfarer January 12, 2022 at 07:14 #641542
Reply to StreetlightX :up: glad someone has said it!
baker January 12, 2022 at 12:08 #641740
Reply to Banno Sue him! Sue the motherfucker and motherfuckin deport him! What are you waiting for?!!
Banno January 12, 2022 at 23:05 #642084
Refugee who escaped the Taliban and self-immolated on Nauru speaks from Melbourne's Park Hotel

He is being held in the Park Hotel in Melbourne's inner north, where tennis star Novak Djokovic was recently kept in immigration detention before a judge quashed the cancellation of his visa.


Keep in mind:
Prime Minister Scott Morrison said on Monday that Djokovic was subjected to treatment that was "the same as everyone else".
Banno January 12, 2022 at 23:07 #642085
Quoting baker
Sue him!


Djokovic? You mistake me for someone who might care.
baker January 14, 2022 at 23:04 #643127
Quoting Banno
And just to repeat:
...on the basis of unwarranted self-adulation...
— Banno

...on the mistaken assumption that they are above the law...
— Banno


Quoting Banno
Prime Minister Scott Morrison said on Monday that Djokovic was subjected to treatment that was "the same as everyone else".

It wasn't. It was instead about privilege. Djokovic case exposes unfair treatment of refugees in Australia


But why blame Djokovic for this?

Why blame Djokovic for the privileged treatment he received?
Banno January 14, 2022 at 23:07 #643132
Reply to baker You have again mistaken me for one who cares.
Banno January 14, 2022 at 23:47 #643167
Poor leadership has meant that covid is now not only out of control, but unmeasurable. Here's why we have no clear idea of what is happening.

https://theconversation.com/when-will-this-covid-wave-be-over-4-numbers-to-keep-an-eye-on-and-why-174533

A government of incompetent fuckwits.
Streetlight January 19, 2022 at 05:34 #645007
Reply to Banno I'll have to believe it when I see it. I don't trust Australian voters atm.

https://www.crikey.com.au/2022/01/18/morrison-legacy-unable-govern/

Also this one's a good one from Crikey - and something I think that's much overlooked in the focus on Morrison as a personality. Like, it strikes me that the government doesn't function as a government because it's only actual function is to help its friends (and stay in power so it can continue doing that) - that's it. It doesn't have actual procedures of information sharing and any apparatus' of decision making; or if it does, they have been left to degrade so calls are made on an ad hoc basis:

The capacity of government has diminished. Federal MPs are now drawn from a less diverse range of backgrounds than 30 years ago. Between 40% and 50% of MPs in the current federal Parliament, depending on the party, are former political staffers; the remainder consist largely of lawyers and bankers. The dominance of former staffers affects both the life and professional experience of MPs (and the ministers drawn from their ranks), and the role of political staff. The job is no longer about providing high quality political advice to ministers — it’s simply a stepping stone into Parliament for junior party workers.

The capacity of the public service (APS) has been, by common agreement, significantly diminished. Many of its function have been handed to political donors, either via outsourcing to large consulting firms, or through corporate executives directly writing government policy. And decision-making has been shifted increasingly to ministers’ offices and their staff, who operate with virtually no public accountability and thus have less incentive to ensure good process and sound reasoning. As a consequence, high-quality public servants have decamped or been sacked for being too independent. The current generation of public service executives is the weakest in living memory, with few strong performers. And the most experienced secretary — Home Affairs’ Mike Pezzullo — presides over the most disastrously incompetent department of all.


Like, the machinery itself has rotted. It's terrible.
baker January 19, 2022 at 09:57 #645065
Quoting Banno
You have again mistaken me for one who cares.


You you you you you, you, and your you language.
baker January 19, 2022 at 10:03 #645069
Quoting StreetlightX
Like, the machinery itself has rotted. It's terrible.


When Donnie resumes power, we will have a new triumvirat: Donnie, Borrie, and Scotty. Firmly holding the entire planet in their grasp. Horrible things are in the making, while people politely watch from the sidelines.
Banno January 19, 2022 at 21:46 #645327
Headline on the ABC: "planning underway to deal with teacher shortages"

It's next week.

We've known this was coming for years.

That's what I call planning.
Wayfarer January 19, 2022 at 22:05 #645332
Reply to Banno There's a motto on the rural fire brigade station right outside by back gate in respect of fire readiness: 'Planning to make a Plan is not a Plan'. :fire:
Banno January 28, 2022 at 21:59 #648753
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Banno February 04, 2022 at 21:15 #651321
What to make of being called a hypocrite by Barnaby Joyce...

He is an expert on the topic, after all.

The liar part is common knowledge, and so nothing new.

The Press Club will be interesting on Wednesday.
Hel February 08, 2022 at 09:40 #652567
And they call Australia a Democracy? Do any Australians actually know how a real Democracy would actually work? No.


Banno February 10, 2022 at 05:26 #653267
Again, the Liberal Party is an uneasy alliance between liberals and right-wing nuts. That alliance broke last night. Let's hope it becomes a chasm.

Government shelves religious freedom bill indefinitely, leaving election promise hanging in uncertainty

Banno February 10, 2022 at 21:08 #653411
Failure to keep the troops in line to pass the religious discrimination bill. Pilloried by Grace Tame and Brittany Higgins. Insubordinate text messages. A leak from his own cabinet.

Is there going to be a spill in the Liberal leadership?

I'll give you 2 to 1 on.

But will he have the numbers?

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Streetlight February 11, 2022 at 01:57 #653457
Reply to Banno I've never quite been so terrified of a silhouette before.
Banno February 12, 2022 at 07:26 #653801
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Banno February 18, 2022 at 19:52 #656459
No one took up the bet, but it seems Scotty has avoided a spill. For now.

He's used a tried and true Liberal strategy: national security.

He first tried the old "Labour can't manage the economy" ruse, but that didn't gain much traction. So he upped the anti, relying on the communists under the bed, feeding atti-chinees sentiment.

This while hundreds of old folk are dying alone in their rooms. "Don't look at that, look over there!"

Heracloitus February 18, 2022 at 19:59 #656464
Reply to Banno Ah yes the Irish Bible.
Banno February 19, 2022 at 01:25 #656574
One wonders if Scotty's religious pretensions are just that... pretences intended to gain support both from Christins and his fellow party members, who are disproportionately Pentecostal.

Here's a commentary from a more thoughtful Christian perspective: Morrison’s Christian empathy needs to be about more than just prayer – it requires action, too. The pattern of weak leadership continues.
Banno February 19, 2022 at 01:27 #656577
On the topic of corruption...
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Banno March 29, 2022 at 20:17 #675288
Liberal senator Concetta Fierravanti-Wells labels Scott Morrison 'a bully with no moral compass'

"He is adept at running with the foxes and hunting with the hounds, lacking the moral compass and having no conscience," she said.

"His actions conflict with his portrayal as a man of faith.


Nothing new here for us, just further evidence that the right are deserting Scotty.
Banno April 01, 2022 at 04:37 #676217
How well do Bushmasters go in six foot deep mud?
Streetlight April 01, 2022 at 04:41 #676219
Reply to Banno What do you reckon? Yay or nay to sending them over?
Banno April 01, 2022 at 04:43 #676220
Reply to StreetlightX Well, he asked for them, apparently by name, so happy to oblige - gratis. But I've some concerns about transitioning a vehicle made for Australian bush to Ukrainian swamp.
Banno April 10, 2022 at 02:17 #679817
SO the boy from marketing has worked through all the potential issues, settled his court cases in NSW and finally screwed himself up enough to call the date - the one we always knew it would be.

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Banno April 10, 2022 at 02:27 #679821
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From ABC, average poll results.
Streetlight April 10, 2022 at 05:01 #679848
I'm still too burned I won't believe he will lose until I see it.
Banno April 10, 2022 at 05:35 #679856
Reply to StreetlightX Well, there is something to be said for government by bumbling, self-serving incompetence, provided you are not unemployed, burned out by a bush fire, flooded, ill, disable, or old - that is, provided you are not in immediate need of assistance from the common wealth.

Such a government stays out of the way of those who consider themselves independent, self reliant - that placated, unthinking, self-obsessed middle class rump that were taken in by the marketing last election. So the question is, how many of them are left?

Because eventually, everyone will need some of that common wealth.

Streetlight April 10, 2022 at 05:50 #679859
Reply to Banno Perhaps, but the power of misunderstood aspiration (temporarily embarrassed millionares and all that), and what is effectively a hostage economy in housing, together with misattributed blame - immigrants, the Chinese, city elites - still leave the door open to an engineered tragedy of the commons type situation (they're all engineered). Basically, I can't count on the power of real tragedy, visceral as it may be.
Banno April 10, 2022 at 06:01 #679861
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/

I'm still off the top of the progressive scale, but I've apparently moved to the right - previously I was to the left of the greens, now I am to their right, but still to the left of Labor...
Banno April 10, 2022 at 06:12 #679865
Reply to StreetlightX Seems we are in agreement. Haven't understood the electorate since '75.
Wayfarer April 10, 2022 at 06:14 #679866
My sense is that the electorate is pretty sick of Morrison as PM but that it's still going to be a stretch for Labor to flip it. I think Albanese's overall game has improved hugely in the last 6 months odd, he never seemed a credible alternative to me before then but he does now.
Tom Storm April 10, 2022 at 08:11 #679889
Quoting StreetlightX
I'm still too burned I won't believe he will lose until I see it.


Agree.

Banno April 12, 2022 at 23:32 #680855
Have you noticed how the best of the Labor Party seem to be in the Senate?

Wong, Keneally, Dodson, Gallagher...

Wayfarer April 13, 2022 at 00:08 #680860
yes. Find it hard to be impressed with Tony Bourke and Chris Bowen, although Mark Butler comes across OK. Massive own-goal by Albanese on Day One, if he goes on to lose it'll be his epigraph.
Banno April 13, 2022 at 01:40 #680887
Reply to Wayfarer But Gallagher immediately stepped up form behind him with the correct information.

Do folk pay attention to these set pieces? Lazy journalism.
Wayfarer April 13, 2022 at 03:01 #680904
Sure. ‘Go on, ask me anything!’ Couldn’t have been scripted better if the Government had set it up,
Banno April 20, 2022 at 08:48 #683651
How clever are the Solomon Islands?

They are going to be much further up the aid budget in the future.
Banno April 21, 2022 at 09:22 #684051
The poor old US thought Australia had the Pacific under control... Now they have to send a diplomatic mission and pay attention

Wonder if they are re-thinking AuKUS?

Should one laugh or cry?
Wayfarer April 21, 2022 at 09:24 #684052
If this had happened under Labor the Libs would be howling blue murder.
Streetlight April 25, 2022 at 04:24 #685911
Peter Dutton is a national security threat.
Banno April 27, 2022 at 08:44 #686993
SO... putting it all together, the plan is to declare war on the Solomon Islands?
Banno April 29, 2022 at 08:33 #687986
Solomon Islands PM Manasseh Sogavare blasts Australia over criticism of China security deal

Well worth a read. How our relationship with the Pacific has deteriorated!



Banno May 03, 2022 at 22:10 #690418
The relationship between tertiary education and voting has shifted, with higher levels of education increasingly correlating with voting for Labor or the Greens. The cost is the increasing alienation of the well-educated elites who once gave the Liberals their support.


The Conversation, again, a piece by Judith Brett from La Trobe University that sums up the demise of the Liberals.

But if Frydenberg loses his seat, that leaves the Liberals with Mr Potatohead. War with the Solomon Islands looks inevitable.
Banno May 07, 2022 at 01:41 #691772
The Adam Bandt interview

The Greens are where the thinking happens in Australian politics.
Streetlight May 09, 2022 at 10:59 #692743
https://sydneyreviewofbooks.com/essay/amen-snorter-rotten-fish/

I know this is just preaching to a choir but the choir is allowed to enjoy every now and then:

For Morrison, words are just distracting noises that come out of a hole in his head. They are not connected to any logic or fact or principle. They are not constrained by anything he has said or done in the past, nor do they commit him to any future course of action. To expect otherwise is to make a categorical error. Morrison’s political career provides no grounds for believing that he will ever give a straight answer to any question, offer a cogent and consistent argument, explain himself in any way, or do anything he says he will do. He has never baulked at any hypocrisy, small or large. He speaks in order to make the very act of questioning him an exercise in futility, addressing no concrete reality beyond the immediate imperative to generate static. It is a form of anti-oratory: the rhetorical equivalent of avoiding an awkward conversation by starting up a leaf blower.

...Morrison is, according to Sheridan, ‘the prime minister for all Australians, for Australians of all faiths and none’. The only problem with this assertion is that it is demonstrably false in all but the most narrowly technical sense. Morrison has led what may well be the most indolent, nasty, bumbling, dishonest, cynical and corrupt federal government in Australian history. In his term as prime minister, he has failed to achieve a single lasting reform for the long-term betterment of Australian society. He failed even to propose one. He has proved himself, over and over again, to be an abuser of executive power, a substantive policy vacuum, and a legislator of surpassing ineptitude. His ideological stance is little better than a collection of antipathies pursued in a spirit of vindictiveness. He is as dogmatic as he is shallow. The keynotes of his time in office have been rampant cronyism, industrial scale rorting for partisan ends, the funnelling of vast sums of public money into the coffers of private vested interests, deliberate undermining of public institutions, and an evident distaste for the very thought that the federal government should use any of the vast resources at its disposal to help anyone who actually needs help.

On these points, Morrison has been absolutely consistent. The major catastrophes of bushfires, floods and the pandemic have done nothing to alter his basic stance. Faced with the spectacle of his fellow citizens in desperate need, Morrison has responded in ways that are belated, inadequate, grudging and skewed — every single time. The defining feature of his political career is that he always seeks to use his position of power to disadvantage and, in many cases, actively punish sections of the populace he regards with disfavour. These include but are not limited to academics and university students (those studying the humanities, in particular), public school students, aged-care residents, Indigenous Australians, women, people with disabilities, anyone who relies on the public health system, Muslims, the entire populations of Victoria and Western Australia, gay and transgender people, everyone who works in the arts sector, everyone who lives in a safe Labor seat, and everyone who understands that climate change is a serious problem. Hands down the most disgusting and shameful piece of maladministration in recent Australian history was the Robodebt debacle, which weaponised the federal bureaucracy against the citizens it was supposed to be serving, targeting the poorest and most vulnerable members of society. The scheme was a shakedown, carried out with such calculated menace that it drove a number of its victims to suicide. It was subsequently found to be illegal. Morrison was its chief instigator.

Banno May 10, 2022 at 09:51 #693199
Reply to Streetlight So he knows Scotty, then...

Thanks.

Take a look at The real wages vs productivity gap

Australia needs to find a way of allowing real wages to grow at a faster rate than productivity, for a while — and, desirably, at the same time fostering a faster rate of growth in productivity — in order to facilitate not only faster and more sustainable economic growth, but also to restore our communal sense of prosperity.


And that's AICD. The Liberals are well out of step with their own people.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 08:35 #698620
A couple of hours to go... Or three more years for this thread?
Streetlight May 21, 2022 at 08:40 #698623
Reply to Banno :eyes:

I have good beer and [s]bad[/s] average beer set out in the fridge.
Wayfarer May 21, 2022 at 08:56 #698627
Reply to Banno I am having company over, and have splashed out on a bottle of French Champagne, which we’ll either open, or not. (I won’t mention I have it unless it’s certain. Otherwise, it’ll have to keep.)

In my electorate the ALP incumbent, for whom I voted, scraped in by <400 votes last time. But there will be many interesting contests tonight; I think I’m more aware of all the seats and personalities than I used to be, probably because of the internet coverage.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 09:51 #698638
Dutton might be losing Dickson.

SO sad...
Agent Smith May 21, 2022 at 10:42 #698653
[quote=baker]But why blame Djokovic for this?[/quote]

No free will, eh? :snicker:


[quote=Banno]You mistake me for someone who might care.[/quote]

:snicker: Djokivic is in Bulgaria and you're in Terra Australis. He can't do anything to you, neither can you to him.



Streetlight May 21, 2022 at 10:53 #698660
Looks like it's the good beer... maybe.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 11:35 #698667
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Leader of the opposition.
Streetlight May 21, 2022 at 11:37 #698669
oh my god this beer is so good its a 14.5%
Banno May 21, 2022 at 11:38 #698670
Four Greens in the Lower House...!

That's nice.
Wayfarer May 21, 2022 at 11:39 #698671
:party:

Champers opened.
Streetlight May 21, 2022 at 11:41 #698672
Banno May 21, 2022 at 11:47 #698673
Banno May 21, 2022 at 11:55 #698674
Frydenberg is gone.
Streetlight May 21, 2022 at 12:08 #698677
Scotty doesn't hold a government
Streetlight May 21, 2022 at 13:26 #698695
Agent Smith May 21, 2022 at 13:49 #698700
[quote=Banno]So where the bloody hell are you?[/quote]

In a better place ( :death: ) :snicker:

Tom Storm May 21, 2022 at 14:55 #698710
Going to bed with a smile for the first time in years.
Mikie May 21, 2022 at 17:05 #698732
Very glad to hear some good news. I hope it translates into climate action.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 22:33 #698863
Banno May 21, 2022 at 22:36 #698864
Reply to Xtrix Seems that there are four greens in the House of Reps, along with a block of environmentally-minded independents whom the Labor Party will need on side; and a surge towards Green representation in the Senate. The stupidity of the previous ten years will be reversed.
Mikie May 21, 2022 at 22:50 #698870
Quoting Banno
Seems that there are four greens in the House of Reps, along with a block of environmentally-minded independents whom the Labor Party will need on side; and a surge towards Green representation in the Senate. The stupidity of the previous ten years will be reversed.


Music to my ears.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 22:53 #698872
Quoting Xtrix
Music to my ears.


We are singin' and dancin' down under.
Wayfarer May 21, 2022 at 23:06 #698874
Here's an analysis of Morrison's performance by one of the better-known journos. (I don't think it's paywalled, it's from the Sydney Morning Herald's website which allows visitors a small number of articles.) I think it's plausible that Morrison's political career is over, although I don't know if anyone's saying that. The likely candidate to replace him is an obnoxious ex-policeman with the endearing nickname of Potato Head, whom I'm sure will lead the remnant of the conservatives ever deeper into the wilderness.
Wayfarer May 21, 2022 at 23:17 #698878
I'll also add, although this thread should probably be put out to pasture now, that the greatest act of political bastardry in Australian history was the Conservative's abolition of a functional and efficient Emissions Trading Scheme in 2014, which had been legislated by the previous Labor government. This program was working exactly as intended and would have put Australia a long way towards meeting environmental goals, and it was torpedoed out of pure political malice and pig-headed ignorance. The main offender met his electoral demise in the 2019 elections at the hands of one of the 'Climate Independents' and has since left politics altogether, but this single act wrought damage that may never be reversed, and ultimately was one of the major factors in the Conservative's wipeout last night.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 23:32 #698879
Reply to Wayfarer

The Coalition has always been a schizophrenic compromise between liberal and conservative.

So the question now is if the Liberal party will return to liberal values, perhaps with Teals joining them, or under Mr Potato head, move to the right in the hope of drawing back the votes for One Nation and UAP.

If the former, then there is a greater chance of their right wing splitting into a seperate Conservative party, taking the right-wing vote. But more likely, there will be further fragmentation on the Right, with the vote split even further between small parties. The result might marginalise the Right and give us a progressive, liberal centre party.

If the Latter, which I think more likely, we would expect to see more fear-mongering, the politics of schism and bullshit. That has been an affective strategic choice for Liberals for decades. It is what will occur if Dutton is elected as their leader.

SO the next question is, might the Liberal Party see Dutton as a liability? IF so, we may see a change for the better in Australian Politics. If not, we will see more of the same.
Wayfarer May 21, 2022 at 23:38 #698882
Quoting Banno
votes for One Nation and UAP.


speaking of which, how did they go? I saw not one reference to [s]Jabba the Hut[/s] Clive Palmer in the coverage. Last I heard the unvaxed Hanson had a pretty bad case of COVID. I'll have to look into it. (I did hear that nitwit Kelly got a well-deserved drubbing.)

Quoting Banno
SO the next question is, might the Liberal Party see Dutton as a liability?


I'm sure Dutton would be an electoral disaster. I can't understand how anyone in their right mind could see him as viable candidate for PM. Let's see what happens.
Banno May 21, 2022 at 23:49 #698885
For those in foreign parts, the Liberal Party only governs in coalition with another party, the National Party. The National Party is the remnant of various rural political parties, ingrained into various agricultural electorates around the country.

The Liberal Party itself is an amalgam of a moderate, urban liberal base, with a range of conservatives, mostly with religious credentials.

Labor is the original socialist party, the model on which UK labor was built, and is the largest party in Australia. While it has held government for fewer years than the Coalition, it is responsible for all but a very few of the major advances in Australian government. Historically, when Australians want stability, they vote Liberal. When they want things done, they vote for Labor.

The odd thing about this election is that although Labor have won, the primary vote for both Liberal and Labor fell; the vote fell for both major parties.

You might picture Australian politics as like the UK Labor Party against an alliance of the Democrats and Republicans.
Banno May 22, 2022 at 00:02 #698887
Reply to Wayfarer It is with tears in my eyes that I have to report that Craig Kelly has lost his seat. He managed to gather less than eight percent of the vote in his electorate, Hughes. The seat will return to the Liberals. Doubtless Clive will continue to split the conservative vote, to the advantage of our nation as a whole.

Quoting Wayfarer
I'm sure Dutton would be an electoral disaster. I can't understand how anyone in their right mind could see him as viable candidate for PM.


Remember that this is the party that thought an onion-eater was a good choice.

Best result: the Liberals fall apart, the right of politics descending into years of self-loathing and mutual destruction. More likely, the Liberals continue their machiavellian bullshitting under Dutton and are returned to power in a few years. There remains a small chance of a progressive, central liberal party shaking off the conservatives and merging with the Teal candidates who represent their core values.
Wayfarer May 22, 2022 at 03:49 #698929
One more delicious morsel - it looks highly likely that the repulsive Hanson will be defeated by the Greens. And all of the wannabee QAnon-antivax loony rightists have been thoroughly trounced (including the equally repulsive Christenson).

https://www.crikey.com.au/2022/05/22/clive-palmer-pauline-hanson-one-nation-uap-freedom-movement/
Banno May 22, 2022 at 04:20 #698935
One does not often quote Sky News...
Quoting Sky news
Meanwhile, France's outgoing foreign affairs minister Jean-Yves Le Drian, took the opportunity to have a swipe at Mr Morrison following the relationship turning sour over the AUKUS trilateral security pact.

Mr Morrison scrapped the $90 billion conventional submarine deal with France and opted to secure a new arrangement in September with the United States and United Kingdom to secure nuclear-powered submarines.

"I can't stop myself from saying the defeat of Morrison suits me very well," Mr Le Drian said in a ceremony where he handed over his duties to successor Catherine Colonna.

He added he hopes Australia and France "can resume frank and constructive dialogue" and claimed the deal was axed with "brutality and cynicism, and I would even be tempted to say of unequivocal incompetence”.
Wayfarer May 23, 2022 at 10:16 #699620
Drat. Looks like Pauline Hanson will scrape in (conditional on her getting past COVID) in the last place on the QLD Senate Ticket. But at least the imbecilic Malcolm Roberts is gone, and she hasn't, to my knowledge, picked up any further seats, so she'll be the Lone Whinger. It's a role that will suit her.
Banno May 23, 2022 at 10:29 #699623
Reply to Wayfarer Roberts appears to be continuing...?
Wayfarer May 23, 2022 at 10:44 #699630
Is he? How disappointing. Thought he’d gone.
Streetlight May 23, 2022 at 10:48 #699631
The scale of LNP defeat is actually wild:

[tweet]https://twitter.com/GrogsGamut/status/1528555595334230016?s=20&t=bT-5o5fAYnvwZwt83nqULw[/tweet]

Guess there is something to be thankful to Scott Morrison about.
Wayfarer May 23, 2022 at 10:49 #699632
Can’t see Robert’s name on the AEC list of QLD candidates….
Banno May 23, 2022 at 10:59 #699638
Reply to Wayfarer He won't be on the AEC list if he is continuing...

ABC site has him as continuing.
Wayfarer May 23, 2022 at 11:04 #699640
‘ 40 of the 76 Senate seats are being decided at this election.’ Hadn’t realized that. Oh well.
Agent Smith May 23, 2022 at 11:22 #699655
Scotty's not the problem, in a "democracy" individuals are never the problem unless you wanna admit that it's not...a democracy.

:snicker:
Wayfarer May 24, 2022 at 03:53 #700030
Armed with only a small band of volunteers and a Queensland war chest considerably south of $20,000, the Legalise Cannabis Australia party – headquartered at Nimbin’s Hemp Embassy – is not without hope of a spectacular Senate upset.

The upstart micro-party is seeking to snatch the sixth and final Queensland vacancy from right-wing warrior Pauline Hanson, whose One Nation party (PHON) has bled votes in its traditional Queensland heartland and suffered an upper-house swing against it of 2.5 percentage points.


https://www.smh.com.au/national/queensland/a-pleasant-surprise-the-niche-party-challenging-pauline-hanson-in-qld-20220523-p5anop.html

:pray:
Wayfarer May 27, 2022 at 21:51 #701661
Hanson will scrape in, it seems, but she’s going to be very much on her own.

Also wanted to put on the record here that I WAS WRONG about Albanese. IN the early part of the campaign I expressed doubts about his capacity, but I have been proven completely mistaken on that.
Banno May 28, 2022 at 01:01 #701701
Reply to Wayfarer The right whinge (sic.) has a problem in that it is based on the (self-) worship of particular individuals - Palmer, Hanson, Katter and so on; it's inherent in their "rugged individualist" ideology that they depend on individuals. As a result the right is too schismatic to be effective in an election.

The only alternative to the Greens on the left is Legalise Cannabis Australia. And their left wing credentials are debatable.

Hanson still has Roberts for company.

Albanese does appear to be growing as we watch. Interesting.

Streetlight May 28, 2022 at 01:47 #701709
“He fucked us and his fingerprints are absolutely fuckin’ everywhere on that,” a moderate Liberal MP says. “The bloke thinks he is a master strategist. He is a fuckwit.”

:blush:

https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2022/05/28/coalition-loss-the-transphobe-thing-was-absolute-disaster
Banno August 17, 2022 at 22:32 #730237
Banno August 25, 2022 at 00:53 #732823
I think Dougie Herd has it about right...

This above all - to thine own self be true
Banno November 25, 2022 at 01:52 #758571