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I watched the play Anne Frank and to stop my coughing fit from whatever bacteriovirus plaguing my airways, I filled my mouth with cough drops and gulp...

When you die, I will give $5 to a communist and then seize and redistribute it. Just like you would have wanted.

I fear my volcanic sexuality scares some away.

Since we're all interested in each other's personal goings on, I've come upon a new interest that might take up some of my free time. I was playing on...

President's Day already! Just decorated my tree.

There was the famous Sokol affair, where a postmodern journal published an article arguing that quantum gravity was a social construct. Unbeknownst to...

I do think the pragmatists have laid to rest any concerns anyone should actually have over whether the dog really is there in a noumenal sense or whet...

https://youtu.be/ywntZtemmaU?si=Pjl0GKHD3AdXAl3y

I think it's fairly common that parents buy their kids Valentine's Day's candy and cards and women might exchange gifts or go out to dinner with one a...

This is the way out of subjectivity, but I don't know that it works. If you claim there are all sorts of ways to perceive that are ideosyncratic to th...

My wife has been on a lentil kick. Very suspicious.

What do you take to be the a priori structures of knowledge? This paper (https://philarchive.org/archive/MARIKT-2#:~:text=With%20epistemic%20condition...

What does "objectively" mean as you use it? If we concede there are conditions for our knowledge and our knowledge is subject to those conditions and ...

I'm about to go to a play, and it dawned on me that Lincoln might have been shot by the guy behind him for wearing a stove top hat at the play. Good I...

To the extent the rules of time travel are as you say they are, I just went back in time and changed them. I can now stalk myself like I was talking a...

I'd go 1 second back so I could follow myself closely one step behind myself. When I talked, there'd be an annoying feedback echo. It'd freak out the ...

The thread was supposed to be about how we thought we appeared to others, sort of a test of self awareness, but it's instead become an assessment of o...

A for example: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methods_of_detecting_exoplanets

But that is all speculation, even if you think they are good guesses, still you're guessing. That the earth is changing is clear. That we'll not adapt...

Everyone but you.

This is not what the science shows. There are no meaningful models that predict the human response to the climate change as it occurs, as if to sugges...

I was being sarcastic. Pol Pot killed 10s of millions of people in his attempt make Cambodia an agrarian society. That is to say, I agree with your co...

1. Global temperatures are rising as the result of human activity. 2. Humans ought to modify their activity in order to lower global temperatures. #2 ...

If we could remove the people from the cities and recreate an agrarian society, we could get back to our natural roots, and we'd eliminate the class s...

#1. https://youtu.be/due79C-oi4U?si=zOrGQkIj4mkG7jPy

Speaking of the USSR. Second worst cover ever. https://youtu.be/EUEn5ZRfmb4?si=ITtnlnOJZ3BPk4Kn

What's a toothbrush?

You did a convincing job writing a review of Jack Melon as if you were a third grader, but you left character here: It was at this point you ridiculed...

I saw the book. If the movie comes out with subtitles, I'll read the movie.

I largely blame him for our loss in Vietnam. If he's going to take credit for World War 2, he's going to have to admit to his strategic mistakes in Vi...

I'm guessing you're a jelly #5 at your work.

You'd sleep with Gaga over Miley? That's crazy. I would marry Taylor, but she'd have to take my name. Hanover and Taylor Bananaover.

Then Bob Hope.

Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift. In that order. Then Plato.

Adrift and at sea Watery grave of darkness Wayfarer weeps.

You are one of a kind and God and the world need you. Fuck Bob Hope though.

On the system here at work, I am computer user #4. There are 29 of us. I don't mean to brag, but 4 is pretty high up there.

At least you're self-aware. jk

Why do you have five glasses of wine and three glasses of water? Slow it down there buddy.

The search for meaning is the atheist's adventure.

Having a ready source of toilet paper is a prerequisite for a life well lived, as anyone who survived Covid knows.

My new year's resolution is to avoid political debates. I have so far been successful. I'll go on record as saying that Googling for facts consistent ...

When you tell someone their work is below par, that should mean it's good because you want to be under par. Birdies and eagles are good. If you sleep ...

I had a huge crush on Brooke Shields as a kid, and she'd appear on the Bob Hope specials, so I'd endure his fucked up bullshit for a glimpse of her. A...

Biscuit with bacon, Swiss cheese, sausage patty, fried egg, and butter. Defibrillator for dessert. Keep Hope dead. Bob Hope that is.

Kielbasa: most underrated food. Heart of palm: most overrated food. Lasagna: most accurately rated food. What will always bring joy: ice cream What wi...

Guys, 100% a joke about mocking ebonics as a sign of lack of education and intelligence. Not a question. Hang that in my break-room at work, and you h...

All you need is a Zoom link. It'll take 3 seconds to create.

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/cosmetic-leg-lengthening-surgeries-luring-patients-courting-controversy/story?id=106826824 I'm starting a go fund me. I'...

I'm a very happy person, and my art flows like a mighty river down my alabaster loins.