Hanover

Living on the edge, flying by the seat in my pants, relying upon the kindness of strangers.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict the regulators will never come over and try to curb stomp our lemonade stand into the ground, nor will they ...

I had my family learn Spanish for you as well. Do you prefer the Castilian or Andalusian dialect? Eric is there. He lives at Gate C-33 next to the Cin...

Yes, this works perfectly. We have dinner reservations at 5:30, so I'll call and add one (let me know if you need more, like if your extended family i...

The country ham. You can buy the pre-cooked slices as well. It's a breakfast food. Salty and chewy, not my taste. /uploads/resized/files/8g/k9wboq0b8u...

Properly called romaine lettuce.

Aren't we all. Aren't we all.

Ants should never underestimate themselves because their only limitation rests in their self doubt. https://youtu.be/ZVw9OwIh4h8?si=pRPAEwinrg91rIr0

I mean it's probably safer in the US, but not worth the hassle for that added safety. It strikes me as overkill to make us bulletproof. It feels like ...

If I take a doodle, reduce it down 400x to a microscopic level, it would remain a doodle, albeit very tiny. Then, should I multiply it times 400 now t...

I prefer my herring pickled in wine sauce served on bagels with cream cheese and onions.

What makes your suggestions awful aren't that they are just unapppetizing, but they are uninspired, uncreative, and they reek of institutionalized mon...

I do like me a chicken wing. Sometimes, if something goes wrong that should be of minimal concern, I'll say, "Ain't nuthin but a chicken wing." That w...

I admire your resolve. So many parents now allow their children access to things like Sriracha sauce, double lattes, and filterless menthols for fear ...

Granny was wise enough to know one should never dance with the devil.

The American sauce market saw a great expansion with the growth in popularity of the chicken nugget. What began as a late night drive through snack qu...

In South Carolina, they have a mustard based barbecue sauce. /uploads/resized/files/px/zqmwtq4x7cqo8wh2.jpg In Alabama, it's mayonnaise based, Georgia...

This offers me no point of reference, having eaten none of them, but I suspect it's like saying Coke is to Pepsi as Jif is to Peter Pan.

I already provided my mustard powder example. I feel like we discuss mustard, squash, and cutlery but make no progress./uploads/resized/files/yy/xunm8...

I'm actually looking for a preparation that will blow out my other end, sort of a sudden violent colon sneeze, perhaps setting fire to my inseam but a...

I was open to your commentary until this. Are you suggesting Australian cats comply with commands?

You think I can out-swat a cat?

"She was married when we first met Soon to be divorced I helped her out of a jam, I guess But I used a little too much force." Tangled Up in Blue

My cat eats directly from the bowl and she's a pretty good cat, so I often think I should do as she does. I will use a spoon from time to time when ne...

The right hand holds the fork, the left swats the cat away. When a knife occupies my left hand, I am vulnerable and have lost some quality food that w...

I fear it's worse than that. We've lost confidence in ourselves and rely upon the internet (meaning ChatGPT) to evaluate our every comment and thought...

What angers me most when encountering useless items in rental properties isn't that I think the owners incompetent, but it's that I know exactly what ...

There's actually this weird addiction people have to eating dirt, particularly gypsum, which is abundant in middle Georgia. They think it comes from a...

The surest way to ruin a biscuit sopped with white gravy and small bits of sausage is by sharing the experience with someone who knows how it is more ...

I understand your rage, but you must admit having a dipping cup to plunge your sandwich into makes you the envy of the table. It's like when you order...

You have your thin brown gravy for turkey, dark brown gravy for Salisbury steak, and your white gravy with pepper for country fried steak. The au jus ...

He finds his joy not in his daily creations nor in the heavenly awards that await, but in his knowledge there are rungs of hell beneath his own and th...

Eric lives uptown because housing prices downtown have become impossible. He commutes downtown by taking the 34 bus to Apple Orchard Blvd at Hwy 173 w...

It comes from a can. It was put there by a man in a factory downtown.

I have something I must confess to. When I said English muffins were "as delicious as anything that ever came from that land," that meant English food...

Deeper still. I knew you knew and I know you knew I knew. Do you really think that I only requested a personality profile of just myself? I've been ea...

That misunderstands my essence, as that would be snark, and snarky I am not. I received ChatGPT"s personality profile of me. I am playful, hiding my p...

All I know is that my body was in one place and my mind another or something. Your explanations just deepen the mystery for me. https://share.google/i...

It was just weird. No one has accused me of diverting before. Your accompanying guilt notwithstanding. I've no idea what black magic you conjured to t...

That post was a cross-post, posted before you chastised me. :up:

You believe the posters here represent a cross section of the public at large?

I have asked ChatGpt to mimic me based upon its interactions with me, but it does a poor job. I'm much funnier. If @"Banno" wants a convincing mimic, ...

O9 Calling gravy a side fits the poor south theme. Like calling salt a vegetable. As in, we were so poor my mother would just read recipes to us for d...

Yes, a split chicken breast references bone in, skin on, which is different than filet or other cuts.

Alright, let's do the math. I've got the chicken (meat), lima beans (1 veggie), halvah (2nd veggie), and what's my 3rd?

You ask my "preference of placement for a question mark that ends a sentence"?. "Is this really a thing?" you ask? My punctuation use is not a matter ...

/uploads/resized/files/u6/p8ko8ehqrj812jmz.jpg Baked split chicken breast with mushroom gravy sauce with bacon seasoned lime beans. You'd think I live...

Tempted by the fruit of another. https://youtu.be/vZic9ZHU_40?si=olhU-atcFPYCY1z5

Be honest. Is she simply noticing you've been climbing within the branches of another?

Perhaps Corrina sees you stressed and that causes it in her. She serves as your mirror. What is it that worries you, that causes your maternal tree to...